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Bad Moms (2016) Soundboard

Bad Moms (2016) Soundboard

Bad Moms is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 2016. Directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, the movie explores the life of three overworked and underappreciated mothers, Amy Mitchell (played by Mila Kunis), Kiki (played by Kristen Bell), and Carla (played by Kathryn Hahn), and their rebellious journey to reclaim their freedom from societal expectations and the pressures of being perfect moms.

Amy, a married and working mother of two, is constantly overwhelmed by the demands of her job and her children. She reaches her breaking point when she catches her husband cheating on her, pushing her to join forces with Kiki and Carla, two moms who are also going through their own share of challenges. Together, they embark on a wild adventure of self-discovery, embracing the concept of being "bad moms" and finding joy in the chaos of life.

The cast of Bad Moms features an incredible ensemble of talented actors who bring their characters to life with gusto. Mila Kunis shines as Amy Mitchell, perfectly capturing the mix of exhaustion and determination that all moms can relate to. Kristen Bell delivers a heartwarming performance as Kiki, the sweet and innocent mom who learns to break free from her comfort zone. Kathryn Hahn steals the show with her hilarious portrayal of Carla, the carefree and sexually liberated mom who adds a touch of wildness to the group.

The movie also stars Christina Applegate as Gwendolyn, the perfectly put-together leader of the PTA who becomes Amy's nemesis, providing plenty of comedic moments as their rivalry escalates. Jada Pinkett Smith and Annie Mumolo also join the cast as Monica and Vicky, bringing their own unique flair to the dynamic group of moms.

With a witty script and uproarious performances, Bad Moms manages to tackle the everyday struggles of motherhood while offering a fresh and relatable perspective. It highlights the importance of self-care and encourages moms to go against the norm and embrace their flaws. The film emphasizes the need for balance in life, reminding audiences that being a good mom doesn't mean sacrificing personal happiness.

If you're in the mood for a laugh-out-loud comedy that will leave you feeling empowered and understood, Bad Moms is a must-watch. Its themes of friendship, self-acceptance, and the chaotic yet beautiful journey of motherhood resonate with audiences of all backgrounds. So grab some popcorn, gather your own mom squad, and join Amy, Kiki, and Carla on their wild ride of rebellion and rediscovery.

Remember, you can play and download the sounds of Bad Moms here, to immerse yourself in the hilarious world of these bad moms!

Ah!
Airlines and restaurants.
All I did today was, like, rub lotion on my face
All right, okay, let go
ALL: (CHANTING) Amy! Amy! Amy!
Also, my name's Jane.
Amy for president! AMY: Yes!
Amy Mitchell. PTA president.
AMY: Hey, hon, I've got a question for you.
AMY: I'm Amy Mitchell, and I'm a mom.
AMY: Morning, Tessa
AMY: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. (JESSIE PANTING)
AMY: Sweetie, I am so sorry
And go to work?
And I hand searched my son's poo for a pen cap
And I'm really very fragile right now.
And I'm running for PTA president.
And I've been running late ever since
And if you don't learn how to work hard now,
And it is for that reason and the 47 others
And my husband totally Fifty Shaded me this morning.
And poetry readings and class projects...
And why were you looking in my locker anyway?
And you know that I chair the hiring
And you started partying
Are you firing me?
Babe, it's gonna be fine. I'm staying at the Waldorf.
Baby, I'm doing the best that I can.
Baby, it's okay, relax. You will make the soccer team, I promise.
Baby, what happened?
Because I'm your mom,
Because of the way I thought that it had to be
Because they know their dicks are gross.
Braden, nice to meet you, Braden.
But Dale, I'm already running sales for supermarkets,
But I definitely fucked a bald guy
But if you're a bad mom like me
But what are we gonna eat?
But what's really hard is raising kids
But you're gonna actually have to start
Bye, Becky! Shh. Okay, thanks, Carla.
Carla, get her!
CARLA: Oh.
CARLA: Okay, okay, all right. Let's get right down to it.
Come here. Love you
Come on, come on! Very generous
Cool dream, Dale.
Couldn't even splurge for the eight?
Cruising is a movie about a man
Cute backpack you got there.
Does your mom know you're here?
Drink! Drink!
DYLAN: I made a frittata
Every time I think about that big,
Fuck!
Get the fuck out of my house.
God, and they have way too much homework.
God, I'm drowning at work
Great day at school. Love you, Mom
Guys! Guys, guys. Did you hear?
Gwendolyn, what could possibly be wrong?
Gwendolyn.
Hello?
Hey
HEY
Hey, Amy, uh, I'm so sorry,
Hey, I'm Mike.
Hey, lady.
Hey! Hey!
Hey...
HG'! »
Hi, bunny
Hi, Jessie. I really like your clothes.
Hi, there. Hi!
Hi. Meet the Candidate Night tomorrow night, 7:30.
Honey, please, I didn't mean for this
Honey, that is a lot of shit to shove up your cooter.
How about a dollar?
I can see it. Guys, my tits are gettin' up
I can't believe you're making me cook
I can't, uh, do the math right now.
I cannot believe Amy is talking to Jessie Harkness.
I do. But I also need, like, money
I don't know
I don't know!
I don't know. He likes really stiff underwear.
I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna rub my face on it.
I drink margaritas for breakfast
I feel invigorated
I give my kids a Benadryl every Tuesday night
I had a dream last night.
I had no idea. Yeah
I have four kids.
I have lots of work to do.
I have this fantasy that I get into a car crash.
I have to go to the grocery store
I haven't cried since the Cubbies lost it all in '03.
I hope you like it
I know we make fun of them, but fuck, I love them so much.
I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm late.
I like to start by saying that every marriage is savable.
I love you
I love you. I love you, hon.
I love you. I love you!
I made you lunch today.
I mean, I'm just part time.
I mean, Jesus Christ!
I mean, our kids don't even have time
I mean, who knew that that was even a real thing, you guys?
I mean, yes, no, like yes, sit, please. Yeah.
I promise, I promise to always be here for you
I said, You're holding back
I still can't believe you won. I know!
I think she's perfect.
I wanna cry like a baby.
I wanna work from home two days a week
I want our school to be a place where it's okay to be a bad mom
I was only 20.
I will fight you in the cafeteria
I will give you whatever you want
I would love to, but I can't
I'll drive. She could have a point, yeah.
I'll see you Friday. Okay
I'm doing amazing.
I'm done.
I'm fine. Everything's fine. I'm fine
I'm going to the PTA meeting with my friends
I'm gonna get my tits up
I'm good at these days.
I'm here. I'm here. Amy's here.
I'm pretty sure my brother in law
I'm really glad we did this, Mom.
I'm really sorry about what I did to your daughter
I'm really sorry for how I've been acting lately
If you work this, it's gonna be like...
If you're a perfect mom
In front of everybody in the office right now
Is that Jennifer Noonan peeing behind that car?
Is that... ls that...
Is the fact that your kids are actually nice people.
It happens. Snoop been smokin' since he was five
It was exhausting
It's dope, right? So tight.
It's fine. Don't worry about it. And I'm so embarrassed.
It's not gonna grab itself.
It's the wife that she is and the mother that she is,
It's true. Listen, I got pregnant, we got married.
It's very exciting! Yes!
JANE: We cannot afford this place.
Kiki and I at the movies this afternoon.
Let's take your daddy's special car today.
Like it gets a little tight,
Like just kind of fat and *******,
Listen, um, I wanna talk to you about
Literally anything for them
Look at that! This is your PTA president!
Love you!
Me too. Me three
Mmm.
Mmm. And a shitload of vodka.
My mom kept telling me that we were moving up the street.
My son failed study hall.
Nice to meet you. I like your wedding ring.
No glasses. Everything, fully fucking naked
No, she was just kidding.
No! No, thank you! Take it!
No! No.
No? Okay. Okay.
No.
No. We're not getting divorced right away.
Nope. That was nothing.
Not a big one with fire and explosions, but just like a little one.
Not for long.
Now, I don't have anything nice to say to anyone,
Oh, God, it literally could not get any...
Oh, God, you know, I forgot what it was
Oh, I wanna eat her face.
Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus, you guys, look at the kids.
Oh, look. Free soap.
Oh, mama.
Oh, my God
Oh, my God, that's a giant bush!
Oh, my God, there's a truck!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Hey, my hands were tied
Oh, my...
Oh, no.
Oh, shit. Oh, fun. Kent is calling
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, the Waldorf's dog friendly, so don't worry.
Oh, this is Amy
Oh, yes!
Oh!
Oh. Mmm.
Okay
Okay, creepy. Let's go.
Okay, she wants us all to be these perfect little Nazi moms
Okay! Great!
Okay? And now I just want you to
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Oh, my God.
On, my God, you guys
Ooh.
Or eggs or milk or butter or salt or sugar or wheat
PRINCIPAL BURR: Welcome to the annual PTA election
Really?
Right now. Do it right now.
She said, Ooh ooh hoo, Shut up and dance with me!
She said, Shut up and dance with me!
She's a killer.
She's developing an app.
She's doing great. She's a natural.
Shut your face! Oh, my God.
So gross!
So I can watch The Voice
So stop being such a goddamn pussy and make it work!
Sometimes I take the balls and shove 'em up there, too,
Tessa took two weeks off when Jon Snow died on Game of Thrones,
Thanks. Yeah, you been workin' out?
That made any fuckin' sense
That was so awesome!
That's probably something you shouldn't tell your boss.
The company is falling apart without you
Then racing to work where I have meeting,
They're getting up. They're getting up. That's it
This is amazing
This is gonna look so awesome on my college applications.
This is totally mainstream now.
This party is raging.
Three, two, one, go!
Throw it at me,
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh, Amy?
Uh, we live in Westbury with our kids.
Uh...
Um, I was actually calling to see,
Um...
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
Unbelievable. I can't...
VICKY: Hey, how's it going?
VICKY: Hi. GWENDOLYN: Hi.
VICKY: This party looks awesome!
Was it okay?
Way to go, bud
We just met, Kiki. Forever.
We'll find something, honey. Don't get discouraged.
We're on our way to a PTA meeting, motherfuckers!
Well, then, what are you doing?
Well, you know what? I do have a little thing for papier maché.
What did I say?
What do I do? Ask him about his hobbies.
What was that... Wow.
What you did back there was amazing.
What, do I just touch it? Oh, I'll show you. Here
What?
What? It was a great party, Am. So, uh...
What? Uh oh.
When did they get so big?
When I forget/don't want to.
When I went into labor and stuff,
Where is she?
Where you can make mistakes, where you can be yourself,
Which is fine. I feel good.
Who are actually decent and kind
Who cares what food people bring
Whoo!
Why can't you make lunch like Dylan's mom?
Why don't I show you?
Without developing some feelings.
Would you like a new PTA president? Me too!
Wow
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, me too
Yeah, sure. No problem. Okay.
Yeah, what do you bitches wanna see?
Yeah. Go to your kid's baseball games.
Yes, it's... Thank you
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. Hey, ladies.
You have crossed the line, little girl.
You just always acted like everything was so perfect
You just leave your kids all day
You just need two people who are willing to work at it.
You know, it's been awhile since I've done this.
You know, she runs her own dairy farm,
You know..
You psyched for Mandarin class?
You see, what works for my daughter almost never works for my son
You wanna start selling your coffee to hotels, now?
You work at the, uh, coffee company, right?
You'll be okay. I promise you I'm gonna handle this.
You'll finally go to therapy with me?
You're bat shit crazy. Yeah.
You're doing awesome, buddy. You really are.
You're doing great
Your dog has vertigo. That can't be a thing.
Yuck. Okay, that's not my word. I don't like that word
(ALL CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Thank you
(GASPING AND CHEERING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Baby, I'm so proud of you!
(GASPS) Does Dad have a brain tumor?
(GASPS) Oh, my God, are you...
(GASPS) What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?
(GASPS) What?
(GROANING)
(GROANS) on, oh...
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) This whole Dad thing
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)
(INDISTINCT)
(KIKI SIGHS)
(KIKI SIGHS)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) I don't know.
(MIKE SIGHS)
(MOUTHING) What the fuck?
(PANTING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SLURPING)
(STUTTERING) Okay, you see, this is a funny story.
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(WHOOPING)
(WOMAN COUGHING)
(WOMEN MURMURING)

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