Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 3 Edit

A "frontie" and a "backie."

A 20 year old case with no new leads.

A 25 year old port seems appropriate.

A B&E together; we're gonna be partners.

A bag of cocaine that's gonna get us a conviction

A bam, bam, boom.

A bomb defusing class tomorrow.

A bond has been made.

A bunch of old family photos and personal belongings.

A cacao nib.

A case?

A chocolate chip in your trail mix.

A cinematic masterpiece is what I sent them.

A code?

A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it

A couple of questions now,

A creep with a record of torturing animals.

A dance class for widows.

A dollar for a soda; Mine are all wet.

A doula is someone who supports you

A feeling about a person....

A final heist to decide once and for all

A gang of oldies in short shorts,

A girl like that, three dogs, makes her own turkey stock,

A great captain.

A gun and a picture of Pimento.

A hero in a time of crisis.

A kind, nurturing presence can have on a young life.

A kiss for my beau.

A league.

A letter of commendation with my last name misspelled.

A linen pantsuit,

A little bit of their off time to help you and your family out.

A little chatty for my taste

A little fun would do you good, I promise.

A little piece of evidence that evaded

A little pitch y.

A little slap slap boom?

A long, drawn out breakup is just gonna end

A lot more nakedness than there actually was.

A lot of my jokes rely on that.

A lot of sperm

A lot of turnover in his line of work,

A lovely gift basket that Kevin sent you all the way from Paris.

A message of hope.

A minute, Detective Diaz.

A miracle of movement.

A mistake.

A month from today is my birthday.

A motorcycle helmet for a heart, but I need to feel this sadness.

A naked fool.

A name.

A new kid on the way, Sharon's on bed rest,

A new name that you're gonna came up with.

A new world.

A new, non threatening term for task forces.

A papier mâché sculpture of you two kissing.

A parsec is actually a measure of distance.

A pipe burst in the nine eight,

A proud member of team follow back.

A psychic told me I was gonna die alone in a pit,

A regular ira glass.

A room blows up.

A sassy car mechanic?

A secret FBI meet up?

A shipping manifest that was shoved

A soda only costs 75¢, you fool.

A squash doubles dynasty.

A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts.

A string of B&Es,

A stupidface.

A Tabby?

A tank!

A tea bag in his victim's mouth.

A TV on a bus? I never thought I'd see that.

A vegan, a gluten free vegan!

A very funny story about keeping my eyes moist.

A very important, very high profile celebrity

A what?

A white woman in prison, in Texas?

A whole army of gray suited Brads and Chads trying

A whole hour until we testify.

A whole other precinct in here?

A whole street full of 'em.

A woman just died here.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah. Ooh!

Aah. Ooh!

Abandon gurney! Abandon gurney!

Abigail was our only bargaining chip.

About $15,000 worth of stuff.

About a fight she got into with her trainer,

About a young man they called "squash's unhinged lunatic."

About eight years ago, I was closing in on him

About his prostate cancer.

About how long your flight was.

About how much my phone was buzzing.

About my cousin Lee Ann and her alleged Lyme disease.

About my window ledge freak out.

About Orangina, though.

About our performance in yesterday's

About Sharon's blood pressure.

About some super serious police work?

About the duration of your flight.

About the night that she was robbed.

About the Weichselbraun case.

About their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.

About this anonymous gym seductress.

About time you smiled, Jake.

About which of her friends are sick.

About why we left you behind, all right?

About workplace boundaries.

About you and Gary.

About your uterine climate.

Above the thermostat.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, immediately, let's do that.

Absolutely, sir

Absolutely! I would love to do that!

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I don't take it personally.

Absolutely. You got this.

Absurd. I'm more competitive.

Abu Dhabi? Abu don't bother.

According to my medical alert bracelet.

According to that article, that lunatic was 27 0.

According to the shipping company,

According to your Dozer pad, four of your coworkers

Aching, fatigue.

Act surprised.

Actually that's exactly your place to say.

Actually, Amy.

Actually, cashiers and bag boys

Actually, Charles, I think Stevie's right.

Actually, he's right. Every single time.

Actually, I asked for you

Actually, I can't relate at all.

Actually, I can't. I'm physically incapable.

Actually, I cut myself real bad.

Actually, I do mind.

Actually, I have

Actually, I think Peralta's right.

Actually, I was gonna throw Raymond over the side

Actually, I would.

Actually, it makes a lot of sense.

Actually, it says I'm a fall risk.

Actually, it took me hours.

Actually, it was four times,

Actually, it's Michael Strahan now.

Actually, Jake...

Actually, Jake...

Actually, no. I need last month's.

Actually, sir, I think we were kind of hoping

Actually, that's my lint. My lint is oblong.

Actually, that's one of our more reasonable models.

Actually, that's overkill.

Actually, we've been banned for life

Actually, we've got much more than nada.

Actually, when you're wrong,

Add to cart.

Adding to cart, signing in as "guest"...

Admit it!

Admit...

Admitting that I cared for Kevin.

Adrian Piment... I... I know who I am... you know what... forget this!

Adrian Pimento is officially deceased.

Adrian Pimento was very special to me.

Adrian Pimento. So, what'd they take?

Adrian, are you living in the break room?

Adrian, this is all so sudden!

Adrian, what a coincidence bumping into you here.

Adults don't care about their birthdays.

After a couple days' sewer bloat.

After a month, I found my suspect:

After a took a picture of the kitties

After being excluded by both of you,

After everyone leaves.

After what I've seen, after what I've done,

After you left last night,

After zero consideration, I'm happy to say, hard pass.

Again, I have a mouth, neck, and testicle melting fever.

Again, lay off Hercules. He's quite a decent man

Against Figgis, and you know what that means:

Agneta found an invitation to a party tonight

Agneta is my biggest fanatic.

Agree to D.

Agreed.

Ah, a message of hope, right on time.

Ah, blast the AC, they get chilly,

Ah, Boyle. Just the man we were looking for.

Ah, fantastic.

Ah, hola, mi capitan.

Ah, how did I not see this coming?

Ah, I can't get away from you.

Ah, I know you have the moral high ground right now,

Ah, I like your style.

Ah, I would kill all of you for her.

Ah, I'll drink to that.

Ah, I'm freaking out, man. I'm freaking out!

Ah, magnifique. The treble is ours.

Ah, my testicles.

Ah, no, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Ah, okay.

Ah, pressure bombs with mercury switches.

Ah, Sharon. Nice to see you.

Ah, so not reading into it at all.

Ah, so, cool, cool, cool.

Ah, there you are.

Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for.

Ah, well, based on the age diff,

Ah, well, that is us.

Ah, yes. Farfetched.

Ah, you don't have to thank me.

Ah, you like that?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Are you guys kissing?

Ah! What's on your face?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Got it. Sorry.

Ah...

Ah... okay.

Aha, Mr. Fungus to the rescue.

Aha! What are you doing?

Ahh!

Ahh! Not a toucher. Totally get it.

Ahh! Welcome to the frozen...

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahhh! Gah! Scary witch!

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Aidan Shaw

Ain't no thang.

Aka Mrs. doubtspider, aka Joe spiden,

Aka tarantula basset, aka spi dermot mulrooney.

AKA the Boom Boom Stateroom.

AKA, Charles and me, in private.

Al? Al?

All dogs too.

All hail the birthday boy.

All hail the crown of destiny.

All he does is have sex on canvases.

All he does is talk about his wife

All I did was be the only person who believes in you.

All I had was lint. Just a pocketful of lint.

All I'm saying as a... if not the...

All of you, back off!

All over again.

All right, according to the call

All right, all right, looks good.

All right, Ames, let's go over your cover story again.

All right, and that was fine when we were 20

All right, bar digested. Mission go.

All right, Bob,

All right, Bob.

All right, Boyle, you're up.

All right, buddy, don't worry. We got you, okay?

All right, but be careful.

All right, Charles, I know that you're freaking out

All right, Cortez, time for your checkup.

All right, Diaz? That's it.

All right, don't be so melodramatic.

All right, ESU's on their way.

All right, everyone, enough morning chitchat.

All right, everyone, it's time to do this

All right, everyone, listen up.

All right, everyone.

All right, fine, let's get to work.

All right, fine, then he'll just live here

All right, fine! Someone wants you dead!

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, gents,

All right, he can work the B&E with you.

All right, he told me if I don't dump Amy,

All right, here we go

All right, here we go.

All right, here's our plan.

All right, here's the plan.

All right, how did you do that?

All right, I called for backup

All right, I got to keep following him.

All right, I guess we're not.

All right, I take Charles.

All right, I talked to Dozerman

All right, I'll see you later, roomie.

All right, I'll trust you.

All right, I'm gonna go check this out.

All right, I'm in.

All right, it's 11:00 P.M. now; That means Al's long gone.

All right, it's a real saying. Let's not dwell on it.

All right, it's sixteen floors... pace yourselves.

All right, just finish

All right, just give it to me.

All right, just put the knife down, okay?

All right, just slowly back up. There's a door behind us.

All right, ladies, I don't got a whole lot

All right, let's everybody just stay calm here.

All right, let's go again. Action Holt!

All right, let's go!

All right, let's go.

All right, let's see what we're dealing with.

All right, listen up, buddy.

All right, listen up.

All right, listen, you have nothing to worry about.

All right, listen.

All right, listen.

All right, look, a bunch of sketchy, black SUVs

All right, look, if you let us upstairs...

All right, look, we need some sort of bargaining chip.

All right, look.

All right, man, I'm gonna go check with Flynt.

All right, mister, here are five stories

All right, noted.

All right, now all you need to do

All right, now I'm angry about the wrong thing.

All right, now you're taking it too far, Judy.

All right, our camera is up.

All right, ox.

All right, remember, this is a negotiation.

All right, residual cushion fart is about a six out of ten.

All right, Rosa gets a motorcycle.

All right, Sharon.

All right, sitting alone.

All right, sluggers.

All right, smile... three, two, one...

All right, so I was unable to get the CDs,

All right, so what do I do?

All right, so... nonnegotiable.

All right, sorry.

All right, sure, tonight got off to a weird, rocky start,

All right, thanks.

All right, there's the butt indentation,

All right, think. What does Charles love?

All right, this is her first time eating in the dining hall.

All right, this next song is called "Moms in the Shower

All right, tough guy.

All right, wait, quick question.

All right, wait, wait, wait

All right, we can take it from there

All right, we're on our own.

All right, we're outnumbered and unarmed

All right, well, good day, then.

All right, well, we're about to go

All right, what I am about to say will make you very horny,

All right, whatever.

All right, where are you holding the hostages?

All right, who's up first?

All right, why don't you just get a new back?

All right, you guys are adorable

All right, you know this; They never shoot the hostage

All right, you'll know it's me.

All right, you'll know it's me.

All right, you're on.

All right; Let's split up and meet around back.

All right?

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cat squad, assemble!

All right. Here we go.

All right. Here, grab me.

All right. I'll sit

All right. I'll take one.

All right. It's time, Detective.

All right. Let me see that envelope.

All right. Sexy playlist. Check.

All right. That settles it.

All right. We're done here.

All right. Well, then neither am I.

All right. Worth a shot.

All right. You want to get serious?

All right. You're almost to the corner

All righty.

All set down here.

All tall and beautiful, and you don't

All that we know about Figgis's man in the FBI

All the food groups.

All the headlines are about the bad cops,

All the pressure's on that one event, cool, cool, very cool.

All these annoying losers, but sadly,

All these jerks keep on asking me how I'm doing.

All this sneaking around is exhilarating.

All up in your life.

All we wanted to do was help you

All with the same M.O.

All you've got to do is give a convincing eulogy.

Allow me to explain.

Allow me to introduce Stevie "Chillin'" Schillens.

Along with a note reading, "I can't do this.

Alpha Team, this is the Golden Sparrow.

Also an eye doctor appointment.

Also not necessary to touch my face.

Also sexy.

Also, after you fell asleep, Boyle really laid into me.

Also, how weird are forks?

Also, I can't call for help. I don't have any quarters.

Also, I did one full pull up.

Also, I know you're not supposed to,

Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer.

Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer.

Also, I think this is definitely

Also, I was worried they might want

Also, I'm pretty sure a lot of people heard me say

Also, I'm sorry about Pimento.

Also, if you ever want to bust out

Also, IT says the internet is down.

Also, no one's gonna see it on that little TV.

Also, our man is a dog.

Also, Scully, here's your wallet back.

Also, someone named Norm Scully

Also, tart foods will cause intense jaw pain,

Also, tell her this.

Also, thanks, Amy, for letting me borrow it.

Also, the GPS announced it when we pulled up.

Also, we all need to go in on those flowers for Beth.

Also, we blew the case.

Also, we had to go to the ER anyway.

Also, whoever used this spoon, their body ain't right.

Also, you are in trouble.

Alternately, he could win an illegal street race

Although you're gonna need to buy some bigger underwear

Although, full disclosure,

Although, mean threats generally don't involve

Although, one did have a battery in it.

Alvar Gustavsson.

Am I hitting on anything here?

Am I interrupting?

Am I invited?

Am I smelling basil and tangerine?

Amazing! We wants deets.

Amazingly, wearing Holt's clothes is our best option.

Amen, sister. Amen.

America, and we all love America now, right?

Ames, you're two minutes late.

Ames?

Amy and I are going to my mom's house for my birthday.

Amy and I are gonna spend every second of our romantic cruise

Amy and I were ahead of you the whole time.

Amy and I will take Blind Charles

Amy and I will take sleep shifts

Amy is great.

Amy is Usain Bolt.

Amy Santiago,

Amy Santiago... I want to change mattresses for you

Amy should be meeting her new cellmate any second now.

Amy was the gym floozy.

Amy, are you asking me

Amy, can we focus?

Amy, don't act weird when I say this,

Amy, don't feel bad.

Amy, I have to go.

Amy, I know that you have a binder,

Amy, I know that you have a binder,

Amy, tell me I can arrest him right now.

Amy, this is good.

Amy, this isn't "High School Musical."

Amy, we are in love.

Amy, we're trapped here for three hours

Amy, women don't watch...

Amy, you are ready to be teaching others.

Amy, you know I wasn't.

Amy, you're the only hope I have of finding it.

Amy!

Amy's been doing her best to cheer me up.

An adult man

An amazing detective/genius.

An antique duck decoy of his was misplaced.

An app that makes me sound like T Pain.

An engagement brunch,

An entrance through the back.

An identical mason jar!

An old case of mine is starting to heat up,

Anaplasmosis, tularemia, Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

Anatolian Shepherds.

And 18 cups of oregano?

And 6...

And 85% of your salary going forward.

And a bit of fatty tissue.

And a burner phone is the only kind of phone I can get

And a child's not gonna fix that!"

And a countdown clock to remind you

And a DVD copy of "American Beauty" to watch at midnight.

And a kiss for my beau.

And a kiss for my sis.

And according to Jake, he has a scar on his hand.

And after all your so called detective work,

And all because Boyle marked the wrong vent.

And all I'm saying as a... if not the...

And all of a sudden, we had to make it longer,

And all of this is supposed to distract me from the heist.

And all you can think about is Lyme disease.

And also bees. You should know that.

And also for driving us up to the cabin.

And also for driving us up to the cabin.

And also my high school yearbook quote.

And also the tubes.

And also what it is

And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?

And also, she suspended our trash service.

And also, um...

And also, you can't leave without saying good bye to her.

And any opportunity for learning is good.

And apparently,

And are BCC'd on all our emails to each other.

And around sundae number five, I realized

And as artists, we question everything,

And ask me a million annoying questions.

And ask why all the other hypothetical daddies

And at one point when she wasn't looking,

And because you make everything you touch better,

And becoming...

And before I start painting the nursery.

And bite me in the butt?

And Bonnie.

And broke into a creepy abandoned warehouse.

And by the way, DNA is not the only thing

And calling himself by his alias, Paul Sneed.

And Captain Holt has no idea where she is.

And carob is Satan's raisin.

And caught the janitor stealing evidence?

And coaches you through the process.

And Coho salmon?

And complete these 22 additional tasks.

And completely spiraling.

And convinced him to outlaw all personal talk at work.

And countless others.

And cover it with poison.

And deliver his eight point plan on whatever, whatever.

And detective boyle will just sit there

And did you hear about the merger?

And die holding each other

And do this thing?

And do you want to just meet us at the hospital or...

And don't eat squash balls, then we're all winners.

And don't touch anything.

And Dozerman and about Holt being gone,

And ends up giving you what you want.

And even then, you're gonna have to block off the whole day,

And everyone hates you for that,

And everyone in it is obsessed with me.

And everyone stopped working to applaud us.

And feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:

And find things you all missed, like this!

And find whoever is helping him in the FBI.

And flirting's one thing, but a relationship?

And fly.

And found the location of our secret meeting.

And found this.

And four for me as well.

And fractured my hip

And fun.

And Genevieve. We can trust Genevieve.

And getting himself disqualified.

And Gina, I know you got past your fears

And give her a big old hug and she'd be all

And go, "Who's got the time?"

And gone to Florida, Bob.

And good times

And got triple ply toilet paper in every precinct?

And grammar is a system of language

And great credit, like I do.

And guess what I'm getting him.

And had sex on the first date

And Hans, John, and Nakatomi

And have a little rest.

And he didn't see any drugs.

And he had access to the apartments

And he has a record.

And he keeps forgetting he's a cop

And he made me fire his housekeeper.

And he never gets to meet my baby?

And he said that we were "sociopaths."

And he says they're all in the past.

And he still hasn't hung up.

And he took it out on me.

And he tried to have Pimento killed.

And he tried to have Pimento killed.

And he tried to have Whealon killed.

And he wants me to bring him your tongue.

And he works the night shift at creep a palooza...

And he would build us a fort.

And he would have been absolutely right.

And he yelled at my breasts.

And he'd be like,

And he's a real stickler for the rules.

And he's always down at the docks.

And he's blind!

And he's doing me a huge favor.

And he's going to put the "bone"

And he's got tons of sway in the department.

And he's headed to the break room.

And he's my hot, dumb daughter.

And he's shady as hell.

And help me solve crimes.

And helped Sharon out.

And her dressmaking business.

And here comes the brains.

And here, and here, and here.

And his cat.

And his heart attack... not the craziest thing

And his little heart just gave out.

And his name is...

And Hitchcock and Scully,

And Hitchcock offered massage sessions for your wife...

And honestly, it is killing me

And horrified by your eating habits.

And how cool is it

And how do you know Terrance, Space Tie?

And how many of them are googly eyes?

And how would you know?

And I am a good host.

And I am hella smart.

And I am thankful to have such a dedicated employee.

And I believe it's 'cause we're just

And I burned your whole body.

And I came up with a creative solution.

And I can bring you home, but you've got to trust me.

And I can do that now, Dad, so do not test me.

And I care, why?

And I could have my hand on this cabinet.

And I could only talk to him...

And I cut my other cheek.

And I decided to humiliate you both.

And I didn't get any of my goals accomplished.

And I didn't think things through.

And I didn't want to buy one because that would mean

And I do have one question:

And I don't care if I get demoted.

And I don't care if you don't have a lid.

And I don't think it's proper to share information

And I don't want the situation to deteriorate.

And I don't want to be too forward...

And I don't want to overstay my welcome

And I emerged victorious.

And I figured PR would be the easiest path

And I fought through it.

And I got what I deserved...

And I got word from a friend on the inside

And I guarantee his soldiers find this place.

And I hate him.

And I have three kids under the age of four.

And I haven't met anyone I like.

And I haven't seen her since his funeral.

And I hope you'll let him down gently.

And I I could call it "holy smokes."

And I intend to respond to every message I receive.

And I just thought, since it's your job...

And I just want this to end now.

And I kept telling myself,

And I knew you would say something like that,

And I know he has been a selfish jerk,

And I love to splash around in chilly water.

And I need something to keep them at their desks.

And I need these field tests to go well.

And I need to discuss it with him.

And I need to keep people distracted.

And I need your help.

And I need your help.

And I need your help.

And I never want to see your daughter

And I noticed you two follow each other online.

And I only own $50.

And I ran out of stuff from the binder,

And I really wanted to talk to someone about us

And I respect that.

And I said, "Then go already.

And I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!

And I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!

And I should arrest you right now.

And I should have just been showcasing our wonk eye.

And I should start right here at this funeral.

And I shouldn't be luring them out of state.

And I signed us up for 76 of them.

And I spoke with Sharon.

And I sure as hell don't want Sam

And I think I have hypothermia.

And I think she was napping.

And I think we've all grown as women.

And I think you should take it.

And I think you were right

And I think you're a great detective,

And I thought of what you should do

And I threw it in the garbage

And I threw the crown in the trash can.

And I trusted your gut.

And I want my lesbian neighbors

And I want to help you take him down.

And I want to put up posters that showcase some of our best.

And I want to tell you that it's all gonna go back to normal,

And I was just thinking if that was me and you,

And I was like,

And I was miserable.

And I was the brilliant Gina Linetti in both scenarios

And I will always be grateful for that.

And I will barge in there and kick that dude out.

And I will be the bigger man.

And I will god love her forever.

And I will now speak in a low,

And I will rip his head off with my bare hands.

And I will see you soon, doctor?

And I wish you hadn't kept referring to me

And I won't let Eleanor turn you into a bad person.

And I would love to be

And I would win, which is what happened.

And I'd like Terry to be riding it almost constantly.

And I'd like your old help to help me solve it, señor?

And I'll always protect my family.

And I'll check out the juvie angle.

And I'll do everyone's work, because apparently,

And I'll have you know that "thread head"

And I'm about to blow your minds.

And I'm buying by the wheel.

And I'm Detective Rosa Diaz.

And I'm Detective Rosa Diaz. Hee yah.

And I'm digging it.

And I'm freakin' Lewis and Clark up here.

And I'm Glen Kennedy, ob gyn.

And I'm going to express my concerns to her

And I'm gonna be here a long, long, long,

And I'm gonna be with you the whole time!

And I'm gonna do some serious subtweeting,

And I'm gonna dump it into the East River

And I'm gonna give you two a little space.

And I'm gonna miss him.

And I'm just afraid and just...

And I'm just not ready for that.

And I'm not coming back here until you do.

And I'm not even wearing makeup.