Mad Men (2007) - Season 1 Edit

A 150 foot statue of Jesus in Tel Aviv, are you?

A blender's nice.

A boy too scared to do anything but go on vacation.

A bucket of kisses.

A bunch of us... just the girls so far... are going to P. J. Clarke's tonight.

A carton a week for free.

A commie government.

A country...

A criminal, even.

A day without orange juice is a hell of a long day.

A dozen carnations, and some bath salts.

A European face like yours, like Grace Kelly's,

A few days. I mean, is that so bad?

A few times.

A gossip, busting with other people's thoughts.

A guest.

A haircut?

A hope chest.

A housekeeper goes home at night.

A little bit.

A little embarrassed.

A little fourth floor walk up somewhere

A little sore.

A little.

A little... dashing for my taste.

A man is whatever room he is in,

A man takes you out to lunch around here,

A man who recently discovered

A man who's always fair

A mid level executive with a little bit of hair

A million? Is that what it's going to cost me?

A model in Manhattan?

A movie?

A personal shopping service,

A play in one act by Paul Kinsey.

A pleasure.

A pleasure.

A pony? I'm getting a pony?

A portion of our customers are already, I believe, doing this.

A recon plane.

A recount in Illinois alone means 30 days without a president.

A Sara Lee in my freezer.

A self made man, the Abe Lincoln of California,

A sexy girl? I can do that.

A sign that you're destined for greater things

A soul?

A tea room is nice, but 30% of my ground floor

A tenant of yours

A thing like that.

A thousand feet from the ground.

A wedding present.

A white elevator operator?

A wife, a job, a mortgage.

A woman answered.

A woman can't just not remark on her husband's secretary.

A woman who's a widow...

A wrong I will personally correct this afternoon.

About an opportunity to live in frozen comfort.

About clowns? I think we saw that.

About having separate bedrooms.

About last night.

About making my dinner or... taking in my shirts.

About New York, originally, some other places

About something that has nothing to do with this.

About that Clearasil company you bought...

About that.

About the possibility of sexual activity.

About the way you speak to me.

About what?

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

According to Glen here,

Account executives are all good at something,

Account Management,

Accounting, they keep track of how much we're spending

Accounts won the award.

Act of God. Sorry.

Act of God. Sorry.

Actually, "Herman" goes on my checks.

Actually, for the first time today,

Actually, I live in the hall.

Actually, it's a fairly well established psychological principle

Actually, it's called the Relax a Cizor now.

Actually, many drinks.

Actually, she really stood out, brainstorming wise.

Actually, they changed it a little bit,

Actually, vivacious and positively cheerful,

Adam Whitman.

Adam Whitman.

Adam, it is $5,000.

Adam, listen to me.

Adam, that's not going to happen.

Adam...

Adding money and education doesn't take the rude edge out of people.

Adele, this is Donald D****r

Advanced Reproduction?

Advertising doesn't work on me.

Advertising is a very small world,

Advertising is based on one thing:

Advertising. Really?

Afraid you'll miss the 5:31?

After all, I do work here now.

After hundreds of dollars,

After the election.

After the long weekend.

Again, there's been no weight loss yet.

Again?

Ah, Don, I'd like you to meet my wife, Trudy Campbell.

Ah, Don.

Ah, he's a kid.

Ah, it's fine.

Ah, Red, that's not how it is.

Ah, still, your board should give credit where credit is due.

Ah, suicide.

Ah, that's not you.

Ah, the blue box. You must be a newlywed.

Ah, the optimism of the American corporation.

Ah, this is ridiculous. A building this big.

Ah. Look at you, Gidget.

Ah. New York.

Ah. That's where you've been.

Ain't you heard?

Ajury in New York City

All along the wondrous ports of the Israeli Riviera.

All along the wondrous ports of the Israeli Riviera.

All Americans will be proud,

All better?

All clear in No Man's Land.

All fine products of General Foods.

All he needs is a housekeeper.

All I can get from this story is that Hitler didn't smoke.

All I can say is eventually you come up here,

All I can say is that it's a process, and time is part of it.

All I have is a crush proof box

All I have is the Bible.

All I know is what I see in the movies.

All I want to do is sit in the movies and cry.

All I'm asking is that you think about it.

All I'm saying is you've done your time in the farm leagues

All in all, everyone had a nice day.

All of our medical testimonials in the first place.

All on her own?

All right, close your eyes.

All right, well, let's just say tomorrow a tobacco weevil comes

All right. I have to make a couple phone calls.

All that Manhattan talk.

All the meat's in the tail.

All the time.

All these years I thought it would be the ulcer.

All this from selling toilet paper.

All we do is try to get the girls in.

All we have is a white box with a red spot on it.

All we need are some wet paper towels to get the chocolate off

All we need is an opponent.

All with the hope

All you really need to know.

All you've managed to do is make her more unhappy.

All you've managed to do is make her more unhappy.

All's fair. No stone unturned, right?

Almost blew his jaw off?

Along with these cosmetic changes,

Alpha Delta Phi.

Already?

Also known as cutups.

Also, invest in some aspirin, Band Aids,

Also, men love scarves.

Although he's 43 years old,

Although I liked your girl Peggy.

Although it's never advertising.

Although sometimes when people get what they want,

Although you never forget your first.

Although you wouldn't know it to look at her.

Although, as a doctor,

Although, I realize that that's what Dr. Patterson

Although, it is a place to get into trouble.

Although, You better hope that she's sitting at her switchboard

Always has her nose in there.

Always is.

Always nice to see you.

Always said,

Always ticking.

Am I alone? I don't understand it.

Am I close?

Am I interrupting anything?

Am I right, buddy?

Am I that wrong for Coca Cola?

Am I the only one that knows that?

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong?

Amazing idea in retail since "buy one get one free. "

Amazing.

Amen.

America does not want some greasy kid

America has a love affair with Israel,

America is still going to the polls at 4:00.

American Airlines.

An account for a man that is private.

An ad made by a public relations team.

An ad man who doesn't like to talk about himself?

An admission wrapped in a distraction.

An almost conspicuous lack of clutter.

An army buddy who just hammered the hell out of him.

An award for good horses?

An elegant tea room.

An idea he was extremely enthusiastic about three months ago.

And "four out of five dead people smoke your brand. "

And "ou topos,"

And a girl at that?

And a little bit of Nixon time.

And a lot of people read it.

And a model culture at that, pygmies.

And a needle and thread.

And above all, always be a supplicant.

And after an hour and a half of not smoking,

And after you make plans or whatever you need to do,

And again my congratulations to Senator Kennedy

And again, evenings are better for me.

And all I can say is we were outnumbered.

And all men like Joan Crawford.

And although that cannot be measured,

And an idea will... jump up in your face.

And as far as I'm concerned, as long as men look at me that way,

And be honest.

And being with you is not one of them.

And believe me, those aren't the only giant noses you'll have to deal with.

And break in to the fire escape so I don't have to?

And Carlton gave me a stack of mail,

And collects miniature replicas of monuments...

And convince me what a terrible mistake I'm making.

And Cooper gave me some book by Ayn Rand.

And cut some eyeholes out of it.

And designer collections,

And designer collections.

And didn't tell anyone until it came out.

And don't act like those magazines do everything on merit.

And don't let me see the bottom of this glass.

And Donald D****r dropped off the map.

And eats every last Old Gold on the planet.

And even though I got lost,

And eventually, they hit you in the face.

And every time I see the closet door is open

And every time walk by, I wonder, are you going to be nice to me?

And everything's all set for the Liberty Capital meeting?

And explain something to you.

And for what?

And for, you know...

And four days later, the phone was cut off,

And frankly,

And frankly, I don't like Manhattan on my own.

And frankly, I like that you were so enthusiastic about it

And go over there and find out what happened.

And gone on living with this...

And hard all the way through.

And have the presentation on the eighth floor landing.

And having been captivated by him at more than one cocktail party,

And he assured me it would be at least three years

And he doesn't know there's a party.

And he even called Dr. Patterson.

And he likes to get his news from the radio, not the paper.

And he made it into everything we're talking about.

And he said that I should see a psychiatrist.

And he said this to you in your dream?

And he snuck out, and I don't know who to lie to.

And hell, Thanksgiving's Thursday.

And her kids... Louise never married.

And her kiss, well, it colors her man.

And her old man's loaded.

And here I was just wishing for a man to help me with my yard work.

And here we have the Creative Department,

And hold your purse?

And honestly I think I just threw it away.

And honestly,

And honestly, I think they're the best store on the street.

And hope this goes away.

And how's Glen?

And I certainly shouldn't have treated you

And I could feel he was sentences away.

And I didn't want to look at it.

And I do.

And I don't care who knows it.

And I don't make breakfast.

And I don't mean your apartment.

And I don't think I'm supposed to know where he went.

And I don't think it can be denied that we make a very good team.

And I don't want my dad to be alone.

And I don't want to be here.

And I don't want to come back.

And I don't want to see or hear from you ever again.

And I don't want you to get upset.

And I end up having a drink with Robert Mitchum.

And I followed you.

And I found a lock of blonde hair.

And I found out who's moving into that little Dutch Colonial down the street.

And I found this is someone's trash.

And I had to do all this without him knowing.

And I hate to back out because, well, you know,

And I have a feeling

And I have to read this book about the desert.

And I heard all about how confusing that can be.

And I hope it's not to keep your foot on Pete Campbell.

And I hope you understand it comes from the bottom

And I insist you curb your editorial comments.

And I just made peanut butter sandwiches for the kids.

And I know even though my father...

And I know that the sneaking around is your favorite part.

And I know the account executives tell the copywriters what to do.

And I know what kind you are.

And I like hot dogs.

And I looked at it when I was a little girl,

And I looked over, and I saw all the old people

And I love that you're sitting alone at your typewriter,

And I said that I already had and that the results were negative,

And I sat in the steam for an hour and a half.

And I see you didn't take my advice about the dress shields.

And I seldom get it.

And I still haven't unpacked all the boxes,

And I tell him we should be grateful.

And I thank you for that.

And I think it behooves any man

And I think we have much to be proud of.

And I think, "Are you unhappy?"

And I think, "We're supposed to be one person. "

And I thought, "Who is she?"

And I thought, Bethlehem Steel:

And I want to ignore everything else about him.

And I wanted to give it to my girlfriend.

And I warn you right now, it includes Pete Campbell.

And I was going to try to make you feel bad

And I was not part of it.

And I wish we had someone to make them feel... comfortable.

And I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin.

And I would have reminded him,

And I wouldn't be the first.

And I wouldn't give it back, even being with Glen's father.

And I'd cut this loin right out of the side.

And I'd go into the cabin,

And I'd hand it to her,

And I'd like to see more of it around here:

And I'd like to talk to you

And I'd wipe my knife on my knee...

And I'll check with him again this afternoon.

And I'll have another one of these while I'm waiting for the list.

And I'll talk to Miss Holloway about getting somebody on your desk

And I'm having a hard time getting a handle on it.

And I'm not sure what it means.

And I'm sure my husband and I can brave another week

And I'm the only Jew you know in New York City?

And I've always eaten a lot.

And if I weren't a woman,

And if we could just tap into that,

And if you had to choose a place to die, it would be in the middle of a pitch.

And in case anybody's going to ask,

And in classic fraternity manner, we decided to throw a party.

And in many states...

And in the end completely self interested.

And in the end forgot to give us her name.

And into laxatives?

And is soon to be a major motion picture starring Paul Newman.

And it actually gets hotter at night.

And it basically made me think

And it does.

And it gets all dark,

And it only goes in one direction:

And it seemed to be working.

And it seems very well priced to me:

And it was a mistake.

And it was.

And it worked today.

And it's all in a kind of fog

And it's catchy.

And it's filled with ****.

And it's my job to give you what you want.

And it's not a threat. It's just a job.

And it's not like there's some magic machine

And it's ready to go.

And it's why we love them.

And Kennedy's watching Mamie's funeral.

And leaning up against a wall in Grand Central

And learned that Kodak still isn't happy

And leave me for dead.

And let us assume that this is the most

And let's not forget, the death of a parent is extremely destabilizing.

And like most of us,

And liquor stores are closed tonight.

And listen,

And little soaps. I love those.

And live in Los Angeles?

And lock you up for a week.

And look at yourself in the mirror.

And look, Ethel Rosenberg Pink.

And made you want to be here?

And makes you want to blow your brains out.

And Mr. George Pelham over here, who is from research,

And my father started hovering behind her, watching,

And my favorite aging whore, radio.

And my hands...

And my heart breaks for that little boy.

And my jellybean over here, of course.

And my sitter just cancelled,

And my son wants to be the executive of an aluminum company.

And Nancy.

And neatly presented on tables and in display cases.

And no music.

And no one ever got to eat it.

And no radio.

And not doing what we're doing.

And not in that order.

And not seen you with a look on your face that said "I need a drink. "

And now he's well bred? Great.

And now I'm going to have to deal with Gloria.

And now I'm going to have to deal with Gloria.

And now it doesn't look so good

And now you have everything.

And now you're ruining it.

And now...

And one in your bedroom.

And one of the cows gave birth to two calves

And one whiskey neat.

And other people...

And our analysis shows that the health risks associated with your product

And overwhelmed with everyday activities.

And people hate me.

And put ice on your wrists.

And put my hair up like this.

And put your things in it.

And remember, the mirror could be your best friend

And right now Donald D****r is in this room.

And ring you all the time,

And running the house and...

And Salvatore said he has the Menken's artwork,

And saying... "It's all steel. "

And secretly thinking the exact opposite?

And see how both you and Roger do.

And she didn't tell you?

And she kept looking at the maps,

And she was still very fetching.

And she'd bring it to me.

And she'd put it in a cast iron skillet,

And she's been a good friend,

And she's bright, and she's neat.

And she's going to live in the White House

And she's on the co op board.

And since we're buying futures,

And some of them die.

And some other stuff.

And something feels strange about being treated like one.

And sometimes you have to go up and finish it off.

And take up residence in Rye, New York. "

And Teddy told me the most important idea in advertising is "new. "

And Tel Avenue is about to have a Hilton.

And tell her you don't know where he is and you forgot to remind him.

And that box is gone, I know you're out here.

And that coincides with how you wear it.

And that fake smile.

And that he didn't like the idea of either.

And that John Kennedy. I hate him.

And that pathetic job at Benson's Jewelry.

And that train starts slowing down

And that...

And that's a story you'll be proud to tell your grandchildren.

And that's a very good start.

And that's just in New York.

And the baby is a 2 year old.

And the book just opens to those pages by itself.

And the chance to put on some weight.

And the citizens of the United States of America...

And the citizens of the United States of America...

And the Dykemans owned a large tract of land

And the name still isn't right.

And the other way to stop

And the people...

And the rest of the time, well...

And the thrill of making my father's store what I always thought it should be.

And The United Fruit Company, et cetera.

And them...

And then Don, here,

And then he doesn't.

And then he sticks them up his ass.

And then I became a model, and she hated it,

And then I come to this place,

And then I got pregnant.

And then I thought about you

And then I would eat it while she watches.

And then I'd sit at the table...

And then I'd take my big hunting knife,

And then out of nowhere you provoke me.

And then set it on fire.

And then suddenly that's not good enough.

And then they have a government.

And then you just start apologizing

And then you turn it off, it...

And there...

And there'd be this woman waiting for me,

And there's obviously a reason.

And they come and tell you your kid's been born,

And they really should.

And they spray you with gold?

And they'll get desperate for our efforts.

And they're getting sued by the federal government

And they're giving aliases to Ma Bell.

And they're having the Nixon boys stop by at the end of the week.

And they're having their portrait taken,

And they're having this lunch bedside, I suppose?

And this does not taste whipped up.

And this fascinating dramatic piece.

And this handsome fellow is Don D****r,

And this is Playboy.

And this one...

And this world just drops a bunch of rules on you

And this young lady is Lily Meyer

And this...

And those who have listened on television and radio,

And thought it would be okay if he worked with you.

And to all of you...

And to fill the position of head of account services,

And to meet him in the art department

And try on those narrow sweater sets I saw at Lord and Taylor.

And use our authority to say that you two

And waiting's a bunch of bullshit.

And Waldorf salad for the adults.

And walk me in with an umbrella.

And we all got along.

And we had no way to charge them.

And we just have to figure out how to put it into words.

And we still haven't figured out a way

And we would like to bring the two parties together.

And we'd laugh about all the funny things

And we'd like your point of view.

And we're waiting on a check.

And we've managed to make a go of it.

And wept

And what a deep lack of character you have.

And what am I going to do?

And what did Trudy say about that?

And what does that mean?

And what every generation of Menken dog

And what have you done with it?

And what I think are some very astute market observations.

And what is your unique point of view?

And when I say handling, I mean he runs everything by me.

And when I was 10 years old, he died.

And when will you be calling the client about that?

And when you compare

And when you do something like malign the reputation

And when you have stockholders like McCann does,

And which the people have reacted,

And while they're dozing off,

And who has more degrees than a Russian protractor.

And who knows what else.

And why is that?

And with that accent.

And with that search comes any number of gadgets.

And without having to crack my Deerfield yearbook,

And work tomorrow.

And yet I never wonder what men think of me.

And yet my store already has a personal shopping service

And yet you're interested in the contraceptive pills.

And yet you're interested in the contraceptive pills.

And you are better at it than anyone else in the world.

And you are?

And you can't shoot at them.

And you didn't get it or something.

And you don't think I'm going to shoot you?

And you gave it to him?

And you go and get some stupid toy?

And you go to the mechanic and it's not doing it anymore.

And you have everything when you use the Relax a Cizor.

And you have ruined it.

And you just run off and get married and make babies.

And you know what happiness is?

And you made her weaker, not stronger.

And you never looked in the box?

And you people tell me I'm good with people,

And you took it?

And you two wander in.

And you waited until you were done

And you won't be able to find a job selling sandwiches in Penn Station.

And you won't be going to work at all.

And you would be if it weren't for this man.

And you.

And you'll find a new model.

And you're back to being you, right now.

And you're going to tell me,

And you're not going to see us now.

And you're number 4.

And you've rejected it to go on the way you've been going.

And your sister, my goodness.

And, Don...

And, Miss Menken, you can tell us what you have in mind.

And, of course, my mother wasn't around.

And, of course, uh, my partner, Roger Sterling.

And, Salvatore, you don't have to say anything.

And, uh, Don, I want you on your best behavior.

And, uh...

And, um, happiness.

And, well...

And?

And?

And?

And...

And... And where was that?

And... oh, can you take some movies this time?

Annie belongs on TV with Rita's voice dubbed in.

Annie is a confident, beautiful woman, and you can hear it in her voice.

Annie, what don't you understand?

Annie.

Annie.

Another account.

Another doctor, a good one.

Another egg.

Another ending to a perfect day.

Another grateful client stopped by.

Another round.

Another time, I promise.

Another time?

Anxious.

Any chance you could patch things up with Rachel Menken?

Any other good news?

Any way you can be as charming as I said you were?

Any writing you do will be on your own time.

Anybody ever tell you you're a dead ringer for Grace Kelly?

Anybody mind if I take off my pants?

Anyone but me. "

Anyone else notice that?

Anyone without a head.

Anything but chicken.

Anything else, gentlemen?

Anything else?

Anything for the lady?

Anything.

Anyway, a bunch of us

Anyway, my sister became my only company.

Anyway, turns out this Spanish cat and I

Anywhere.

Anywhere.

Apology accepted.

Apparently he's courting Don

Apparently knocked their socks off.

Apparently, the phone company

Archie, no one takes to charity easy.

Are just as enthusiastic as you are for me,

Are mucho simpatico with the direction we talked about going.

Are shuttling this book up and down Fifth Avenue.

Are taking her out to drinks.

Are the new faces of Cartwright Double Sided Aluminum.

Are they giving you guys a bonus?

Are we actually going to get in a fight over a movie?

Are we done here?

Are we going down?

Are we naming them now?

Are we on fire?

Are we supposed to cry about this?

Are you a communist?

Are you Amish or something?

Are you asking what's wrong with me?

Are you coming over here to do recon?

Are you going to Pete's bachelor party?

Are you going to Pete's bachelor party?

Are you going to talk now?

Are you going to tell Sterling or should I?

Are you gonna watch me?

Are you happy with the doctors?

Are you having an attack of conscience after all this?

Are you having one of those days?

Are you insane?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding me? Boys' Life?

Are you kidding?

Are you married?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you resolved?

Are you seeing that goy?

Are you serious?

Are you sure we should wait?

Are you sure you don't want anything?

Are you sure you want to be that far uptown?

Are you sure?

Are you Traffic, or are you here for casting?

Are you trying to say that we can't win?

Are you upset? Are you mad at me?

Are your kids home?

Are...

Aren't you a busy beaver?

Aren't you even going to have any of this?

Aren't you gonna help give Pete his big sendoff?

Aren't you good?

Aren't you two a pair of bookends.

Aren't you two the sweetest for walking us up?

Aren't you, Don?

Aren't you?

Around and around and back home again...

Around. Here, mostly.

Artsy craftsy stuff.

Artsy, like what?

As a kind of... calamine lotion.

As a partner, I do not expect your personal preferences

As a prediction of my eventual appearance.

As a symbolic gesture, I think telling me that in here is in bad taste.

As far as I can see,

As for us,

As he vanquished my dress.

As head of account services.

As I hope you know by now, our original store was just off 7th Avenue.

As I live and breathe.

As long as she can pin a hat on it for church.

As long as the egg comes first.

As much as $18 billion a year.

As much as anyone can enjoy that kind of thing.

As much as Grandpa likes that marble palace,

As much practice as I've had, yes.

As new head of account services.

As opposed to the other girls?

As opposed to windows stuffed with merchandise.

As she becomes more forthcoming, we may be able

As the driven snow.

As those for sexual reproduction and physical sustenance.

As Vice President Nixon's home state of California

As you can see, it wasn't just thrown together.

As you know, Jack Konig says they want a new promotion.

Ask me anything.

Ask me.

Asked me if I wanted to do any modeling.

Assemble a team.

Assuming the worst...

Assuming this information is true, which it isn't,

Assuring them that business will not be interrupted.

At 6:15, we turn on the returns and send for some ice.

At a certain age, they lose that

At a grim sounding 22 1.

At a restaurant, you're working.

At Carlton's, I feel like I'm stupid.

At company expense.

At ease.

At least in the top 500.

At least that has an air of dignity.

At lunch, pick up a box of chocolates,

At some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage.

At Sterling Cooper, we've been pioneering the burgeoning field of research,

At the Episcopal Church of the Heavenly Rest. "

At the same press conference, President Eisenhower said:

At the Waldorf Astoria.

At what point do we start running electricity through the chairs?

Atlas Shrugged.

Au gratin. With tomato juice to start.