Desperate Housewives (2004) - Season 2 Edit

A cute little thing like you struts in here, flirts with an old codger like me?

A day with our kids'll finish the job.

A deal? This isn't a used car we're talking about. It's our baby!

A flawed man, to be sure,

A girl... and three boys.

A high fashion gown straight from a runway in Milan,

A Leila Mitzman?

A lot of stuff that you don't know about.

A man who was still in love.

A million teenagers in this neighbourhood, you hire McCluskey?

A naked hand invites unwanted attention.

A new path?

A picture I didn't want her to see.

A quickie every five months in a prison trailer isn't gonna scratch that itch.

A ring tells would be suitors a woman is spoken for

A ring? [chuckles]

A ripped T shirt is just a look.

A special meeting where she stood in front of people she didn't know.

A surprise?

A waiter would sing a selection of ridiculously depressing Italian arias.

A what, now?

A woman I talked to at social services said a lot of runaways hang out here.

A year.

AA.

About a week ago, I guess.

About all my failed relationships.

About Melanie.

About what?

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Actually, all we think about when we look at you is how pretty you are.

Actually, I already had.

Actually, I did wanna just see if you

Actually, I don't have time for a full pitch. So just give me the gist.

Actually, I sort of meant, um, do you personally feel confident?

Actually, it is getting late, and I am tired, so...

Actually, it was Mary Alice.

Actually, it's going to be a surprise wedding.

Actually, no, my wife helped me on that one. She's in advertising too.

Actually, yeah.

Addy! Oh! [smacks loudly]

Afraid to face the possibility that life will go on.

After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.

After last night, I didn't exactly think you'd be too keen

After such a long time, what is the point?

After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances,

After you stormed out the other night, I started to doubt myself.

After you told me about the...

Afternoon. New hairdo?

Again? How often does this happen?

Ah, he's probably got one already.

Ah, he's so romantic. [gasps]

Ah, I think I'm just coming down with a migraine.

Ah, that's OK. Hugging's not really my thing.

Ah, Vatican politics.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! All right, all right!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! So, George, can I ask you a question?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Whoo.

Ahh! [huffs]

Ahh.

Ahh.

All because I wouldn't let him have his trust fund early so he could buy a car.

All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.

All my life, I have jumped through hoops to keep men from leaving.

All our friends gathered close around us.

All right

All right, and it was stupid.

All right, boys, let's have it.

All right, bye.

All right, don't get yourself all worked up.

All right, Ed wants to make the final decision.

All right, go ahead.

All right, let's recap, shall we?

All right, one more time.

All right, so, what is that gonna prove?

All right, stop right there!

All right, then.

All right, we are now on the record.

All right, you go ahead and be coy. Fine.

All right, you're not Zen. You're numb.

All right! Oh!

All right! Oh!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Look, my friends wanna take some of this to go,

All that shopping must be making up for something.

All the annulment mojo.

All the things Andrew's been saying and the way he's been acting,

All the times you were cheating on her, that was OK,

All the way to the old Huber place on the other.

All the while knowing,

All this time my father has been right across town running the feed store?

All's I know is I got pregnant right after I worked at the Calgary rodeo.

Along with vacations,

Also, Dr Cunningham's schedule opened up,

Although buying food might become an issue.

Although, I still can't figure out how my boys managed to sneak past you.

Am I right, Bree?

Am not going to be blackmailed into giving birth.

An hour before closing time,

An incredibly attractive baby boy.

An occasional nap on Saturdays was growing dimmer and dimmer.

And a determination...

And a girl, Aurora.

And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.

And a mommy who love him.

And a whipped husband is someone we must take very seriously.

And after these daily chores were completed,

And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself...

And all I can think about are my stupid jealousy issues. Mmm.

And all the girls at the club are doing it now.

And allowed them to wander off to a downtown business district?

And also, she would **** him.

And anything I can do to help, uh...

And as it turns out, we don't need you.

And because of that, I...

And become a recovering alcoholic.

And believe me, I'll make sure he finds out.

And Bree moved on

And Bree's daughter let her intentions be known.

And by "made," I mean "bought."

And by my god

And Carlos is the pork

And considering that mishap that I had with your kids,

And dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows.

And did her laundry on Thursdays.

And doctored potassium pills,

And don't even think of getting me carnations again.

And dream of what might have been.

And Ed lied and told her...

And either you can accept that, or you can't.

And especially my Morty,

And ever since I was a little girl I've always liked horses

And everything was... the way it was supposed to be.

And false pretenses became a way of life.

And flowers.

And for good reason

And for that I am entitled to your respect.

And for that, I want to thank Addison Prudy.

And from the way they were manhandling him,

And gave birth to what would eventually be

And given what happened the other night,

And God forbid a client sees her.

And has the attention span of a poodle.

And have this Frank guy sign both sides and date the top,

And he never spoke to me again.

And he sweated all over me. Ugh! It was so gross.

And he wants to meet him.

And he was married.

And he was my boss.

And he was my boss.

And he was wearing Ralph Lauren.

And he wasn't there. So I called the VA,

And he would always, always, always, say,

And he... He wasn't in Vietnam.

And he'll never have another chance at happiness.

And he's terminal, and he wants to meet his grandson before he dies.

And her anecdotes were always enjoyable.

And here you are, already blackmailing me.

And his dad's moving them to Tucson, so...

And his mother keeps the guy locked up in a basement.

And his platoon was killed in the battle of Hanoi.

And how he wants to hold my beating heart in his hand.

And however long it takes for you to feel ready, I am fine with.

And I am so sorry about that snap thing. I was just trying to be theatrical.

And I bet you just love kids

And I broke the copier.

And I can see now just how sick you really are.

And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge

And I completely understand if you want to change pharmacists.

And I couldn't.

And I did not like what I saw.

And I don't blame you.

And I fell asleep, you know, while I was watching her kids.

And I forbid you to go over there.

And I found this ring.

And I have a feeling it's not the first time.

And I have Julie, and you've totally accepted her.

And I have nothing even vaguely presentable.

And I honestly don't know how.

And I just didn't feel like the truth was a luxury I could afford.

And I just didn't tell you because I wanted to protect you.

And I just don't have it in me to survive another ugly divorce.

And I just don't know if I feel that... spark.

And I knew that one day you would stop loving me.

And I know that he stayed at your place last night,

And I left it in longer than I should have. Sorry.

And I looked in the living room, and they were gone!

And I need to know I'm the woman

And I once saw her bitch slap her mother in law.

And I promised I would not let kids interfere with this job.

And I realised the ass I should be kicking is yours.

And I should let Dr Ron gut me like a fish."

And I should try heading down a road that's growing and slower,

And I slept with a whole lot of people.

And I still have a chance to set you right.

And I stole those paper clips.

And I think I know how you feel about me.

And I think I understand. You wanted to protect me.

And I think if I were your boss and had to ride your ass every day,

And I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip

And I thought it was really unfair how it all went down.

And I thought that was the kind of love that I had for you.

And I turned around, and there was Zach Young...

And I used to try to surprise him,

And I want them to focus on your good qualities.

And I want to thank...

And I was feeling insecure.

And I was hoping you could cut me out of this thing.

And I was so angry, I just wanted to hurt him...

And I was very popular there.

And I was wondering if you would like to invite Justin.

And I will not turn him over to people who will mock and abuse him.

And I will step up and deal with it.

And I wish you would do it so I can move on with my life.

And I won't feel bad about it

And I would have done a hell of a lot more

And I would like him, and then one day he'd say,

And I would've been a terrible mother.

And I wouldn't get stretch marks. It's a win win.

And I... I just didn't hear them because of the noise from the dishwasher.

And I'll back him up. You need cause.

And I'll pick you up at about 7:00.

And I'm going to marry the woman I really love: Edie Britt."

And I'm gonna get it.

And I'm gonna ignore your nastiness.

And I'm gonna take your parking space.

And I'm jumping on a plane right now to come and help you out.

And I'm prepared to stay as long as it takes.

And I'm really hoping you're a leftie.

And I'm so happy to hear all that. And I am so proud of you.

And I'm starting to think he's right.

And I'm the dough,

And if I did I certainly would call Donna,

And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do.

And if that gives me an out of control ego, maybe I need that

And if you hate me, that means you still care.

And in exchange I get your silence?

And in my way of thinking, that is a problem.

And in the Third World, it's not unusual to nurse babies up to the age of six.

And in those rare instances where there is no ulterior motive,

And is he abducting our kids?

And it had now become part of their routine to discuss it.

And it just devastated him.

And it just seems to me that... [gasps]

And it would really set my mind at ease

And it wouldn't have to be weird.

And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.

And it's hard to navigate, there's no site map

And it's not quite ethical yet.

And it's very manly and really impressive,

And just how are you gonna go about doing that?

And just talk about... anything.

And let's face it.

And letting 'em hang out with mine?

And life, as it tends to do,

And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take

And make an honest living for me and our child.

And make it quick

And merchant marines don't fight, they deliver supplies on ships.

And moments that said so much about Rex as a person

And money, so trust me,

And my kids were young

And my parents covered it up for him

And Nina fired you to keep Ed from finding out.

And Nina...

And nothing is gonna get in the way of that.

And now he's dead.

And now my boyfriend is gone.

And now my husband's freaking out

And now you're protecting me from Edie.

And one day, when he is all grown up,

And one of them is the right to badger you.

And one on one spiritual consultation.

And pass them out when people get their ice cream?

And plans...

And please don't get crumbs on my carpet.

And please hurry.

And ran into Helen Rowland at an adoption agency.

And relationships, and eating at home.

And releasing it at the same time.

And said if you want to act like a pig, you can eat like a pig.

And said things she didn't believe.

And satisfy my curiosity and get it out of my system. Hmm.

And she chose to look the other way.

And she deserves so much better than me!

And she gave birth to her own grandchild.

And she is going to make sure we're quality people?

And since Edie would learn the truth anyway,

And so we give in to temptation,

And so, I have invited her to join our weekly game.

And so, what?

And someone we care about always ends up getting hurt.

And sometimes I get a little bit more friendly than I intend to. [giggles]

And sometimes they get better.

And sometimes, I need to drive the train.

And speaking of Edie, I have some big news.

And start throwing words around like "annulment."

And tell her how much I appreciate

And telling him that I am some sort of dreadful lush.

And that anyone is capable...

And that baby was me, which makes you my father.

And that she wouldn't fight me if I gave her a kiss.

And that should tide you over until you can get a job.

And that takes time. A lot of time.

And that wasn't right of her

And that way you can get the help that you really need.

And that would have hurt a lot worse than anything he ever did to me.

And that you have been covering up his crime ever since.

And that you preferred beef, which I changed to fish for you,

And that'll just really relax me.

And that's exactly what we're gonna do when we bring our baby home.

And that's the ugliest truth of all.

And that's Zach with an H. ...pointing a gun at me.

And the best

And the chest washes up on the shore of Rockwater Lake.

And the easiest way to survive the carnage...

And the first step is for you to show me that you understand

And the greatest of all her gifts...

And the headline today was about some catastrophic flood in Sri Lanka.

And the housewife who hadn't wanted to admit she had a problem.

And the last thing either of us wants

And the law says you can stay... but only if you have our baby.

And the least you could do is pretend to care.

And the outdoors

And the same is true for saints.

And the student body is such a great mix.

And the tests confirm there are complications.

And the Youngs get away with murder.

And then one night I got a call from the police.

And then she took the salad bowl, put it on the floor

And then try to turn me against one of the sweetest men I've ever known...

And then we have Bree saying it's Andrew wanting to be emancipated

And then we'll call an ambulance and they'll pump your stomach?

And then we'll go over it during lunch. OK?

And then you'll leave?

And there was a problem with the manufacturer.

And there's not a single record of anyone named Harrison Ross in Vietnam.

And there's this woman in England, last year she was 63 years old,

And they had double dared Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...

And they had encouraged Lisa Seadmen's boy

And they stepped up for me.

And this is the last time we're gonna talk about this. OK?

And to tell you I'm sorry.

And told me she had an abortion.

And tonight he keeps pushing this "special dessert" on me.

And tried to remember funny things

And triple it.

And unbeknownst to me, steal this...

And unfortunately, we didn't have an extra desk.

And waste the next five years of your life.

And we both know that, at your age,

And we can't do that if he keeps running off to church and charity bake sales.

And we didn't even know about it?

And we don't have the stuff babies drink.

And we have a connection, and I'm gonna follow it through

And we integrated the corporate logo into the jungle background,

And we integrated the corporate logo into the jungle background,

And we won't have to be the villains.

And we'd get these... these passes,

And we'd go into town, and, you know,

And we'll put on a fresh pot

And we're gonna be able to take Penny soon.

And we're still connected.

And well, I'm just fascinated with feed.

And were you planning on setting her straight?

And what I really need from you..

And whatever the purchase, she always expected the very best,

And when he found out my ex lived just down the street,

And when it came to the more challenging cases,

And when they cross a line...

And when we got home, George slapped me. What do you say to that?

And when were you there?

And will you stop with this defeatist attitude?

And Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment

And yet you did it anyway. It says a lot about how you were raised.

And you can call me Mike.

And you can see that there is absolutely nothing between us.

And you just have to remember that even when I'm not around,

And you just keep acting like a perfect gentleman.

And you know why? Because we're all so busy and detached from each other.

And you know, he might just be having it cleaned or something.

And you owe me for the rest of your life.

And you said, "I love Mike."

And you sent back that card saying you were coming,

And you should get, while the getting's good.

And you swear that you're not in love with anyone named Mike?

And you thought I needed a hero.

And you, I love.

And you, I'll see you tomorrow.

And you're going house to house?

And you're gonna have to snuggle up

And you're gonna leave our lives forever.

And you're the oven.

And your hands are covering my naughty parts.

And Zach began to put A and B together.

And, above all, have ready all your presentations.

And, Caleb...

And, knock wood, the doctors say I'll keep improving.

And, of course, you wouldn't have to do any work.

And, uh, I think... Well, I hope that you feel the same way about me.

And, uh... [sighs]

And, um, make sure you come in through the back door.

And, um... and I broke up with George.

And, well, a lot can happen in a couple of weeks.

And... And how long did you stay?

And... no, l That's not good enough.

Andrew has retained my services in order to pursue a healthier living situation.

Andrew is being polite and engaging.

Andrew is making accusations,

Andrew said it was all right for me to get a cream soda.

Andrew, [clears throat]

Andrew, did I hear the bell?

Andrew, don't you have a meet at the swim club?

Andrew, give me one reason why I shouldn't call the police.

Andrew, I am having Peter over for dinner tomorrow night,

Andrew, the judge is not seriously gonna believe that I beat you.

Andrew, there may be a judge out there stupid enough to emancipate you.

Andrew!

Andrew!

Andrew! What are you doing?

Andrew! You are not leaving the house dressed like that.

Andrew?

Andrew?

Andrew?

Andrew? Honey, where are you?

Answer the question.

Ante up.

Any forensic evidence is long gone,

Any idea when you'll be ready? Ballpark?

Any time.

Anything else going on?

Anything else?

Anything I may have done, I did for you.

Anything you want to talk about?

Anything?

Anyway, after we wrap this shindig,

Anyway, here she is, my beautiful bride.

Anyway, I'm passing on the name of a great divorce lawyer, Kier...

Anyway, it's all legal, and, well,

Anyway, my children have that trick down too.

Anyway, there were these young ladies,

Anyway...

Anyways, I know that was before we, you know...

Apparently he owns the place.

Apparently, Rex's heart just gave out.

Apparently, so are you. Honey, don't be so sensitive.

Apparently, they'll let anyone in here.

Appearance means everything.

Are the ones who make the women in their lives...

Are those drugs working? You feeling good?

Are we required to press charges?

Are we talking about the same idiot?

Are you aware that your son has an imaginary friend?

Are you blackmailing me into coming to dinner?

Are you even sad?

Are you family?

Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?

Are you gonna back me up or what?

Are you gonna tuck him in at night?

Are you hiding someone in your house?

Are you judging me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you saying that all this time,

Are you saying that I am the result of my mother having a one night stand?

Are you sure, honey?

Are you sure? That's what my mom said.

Are you two involved in any charities?

Are... having sex?

Aren't we a mean, old drunk.

Aren't you demanding.

As a certain married couple was about to discover.

As a direct result of your friend's behaviour.

As a matter of fact, there's this one guy who'd be perfect.

As an emancipated minor, Andrew would live on his own.

As for you...

As I was saying,

As long as he's with you, he will never find what he looks for.

As long as they don't make me play guitar, I think we're home free.

As long as you make sure it never happens again.

As opposed to the 12 I wasted on you?

As soon as the doctors give their initial check up...

As well as some... disturbing diary entries.

Asked me to baby sit.

Asked me to come by and keep an eye on you. Can I come in?

At 11:43, Dr Hanson Mills cut the umbilical cord,

At 7:43 this morning your husband held two guards

At gunpoint, then successfully escaped.

At homeless shelters and bus stations?

At one point we talked about selling the house and moving.

At that exact same moment, Dr Ron McCready

At the risk of sounding too sensitive, how come she gets a bigger portion?

At the time I went back to work?

At this point, I'd like to point out that, uh, it was Karl who proposed.

Aw, hell, Susan. I love you.

Aw, thank you.

Babe, I've learned my lesson.

Back in the day, what... what kind of stuff were you into?

Back in the sixties you had a brief...

Barton.

Because Bree had told him she was consumed

Because Bree knew how to take care of her guests.

Because even the smallest of favours...

Because ever since I found out what Andrew said to you,

Because he said it was OK for me to kiss her.

Because he thinks that our baby's gonna be gay

Because he's a gem. And apparently, he loves me.

Because her thoughts were now centred...

Because her twins no longer received playdate invitations...

Because his behaviour at the time was so completely out of bounds.

Because I am feeling lucky.

Because I don't feel like it.

Because I don't.

Because I have a very... uh, special type of grown up headache.

Because I have zero percent tolerance for people who lie to themselves.

Because I panicked, OK?

Because I remember being 17.

Because I think I'm gonna have a bear claw.

Because I thought if it looked like you weren't gonna get my baby,

Because I was afraid it would drudge up memories of my husband.

Because I wear double zero, you twerp.

Because I went into debt, and I had to stop performing.

Because I'll hate myself if I lose you.

Because I'm a horrible person!

Because I'm not done with you yet.

Because I'm on a new path.

Because I'm starting to remember some abuse.

Because I'm watching 'em.

Because I've got an important assignment for you.

Because if I did, then she would...

Because if I don't look like her, then I might look like my real dad.

Because if you do, you will unleash demons that you do not want to meet.

Because it all hinges on him responding to your personality.

Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then.

Because maybe I don't have to die.

Because my husband's staying home with them from now on.

Because no one wants to admit

Because of me,

Because she knew exactly what was going on with Alejandro.

Because she knew there are some purchases

Because that man who came to see you yesterday said you're his wife.

Because then I'm all about it, baby.

Because there're all sorts of crazy people out there.

Because they know if revealed, the damage it will do.

Because this is our special day. Just you and me.

Because Tuesday's the day I, uh... become a lesbian.

Because we're married, and I have certain rights.

Because we've been angry at each other for so long..

Because what happened was I accidentally mixed my antihistamine medication

Because when I give my deposition, I'm going to tell the truth.

Because when naughty children misbehave,

Because whether they admit it or not,

Because you finished high school.

Because you have just adopted the neediest little child in the world.

Because you wanted me to.

Because you're jealous that my life's just getting started and yours is over.

Because you've already touched mine so deeply."

Because, sweetheart, it is my job to teach you about responsibility.

Because...

Because...

Before I turned your room upside down looking for it, hmm?

Before Mommy has to go to work? Yeah?

Before the store closes.

Before we make anything official.

Before we wrap up, we have a dear friend back from her missionary trip

Before you pass judgment on someone else's marriage,

Before you screw it up, remember that I can go to the cops,

Behind all the laughs, there's still bitterness and resentment.

Being a parent means rising to the occasion.

Being another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan.

Being rich and in love and childless.

Being with George made you feel a bit guilty.

Believe me, I don't feel superior.

Believe me, my boys can take care of themselves.

Believe me, no one got ****d.

Besides, I don't feel what you think I'm feeling.

Better here than Mrs McCluskey's hydrangeas.

Betty. What a surprise.

Big ballroom, smushing cake in her face. It'll take months to plan.

Big mistake, pal!

Big stuff, like that.

Black?

Block me, come on!

Blood isn't everything.

Bongo! Ah!

Borrow a decent scarf from Bree, buy a lipstick I don't hate...

Both our families come from Guadalajara.

Both smart women who are just trying to make it

Boy, jealousy is one ugly thing up close.

Boy, you would do anything to get Mike Delfino to love you.

Boys, can you just keep it down just a little bit

Boys, get in here. Now! You know how slippery they are.

Boys, what were you thinking, taking off like that?

Boys!

Boys?

Boys?

Breast feeding kept the weight off.

Breast milk boosts the immune system. It's loaded with vitamins,

Bree detected feelings she'd never known

Bree had stopped thinking about alcohol, altogether,

Bree rejected a helping hand.

Bree Van de Kamp and I have known each other a long time.

Bree Van De Kamp found an old cork

Bree Van De Kamp found an old cork

Bree, do not call me again.

Bree, I know I messed up.

Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother.

Bree, it's me.

Bree, it's still too easy to breathe. You gotta make it tighter.

Bree, please back me up.

Bree, this is Donna.

Bree, we widows have to stick together.

Bree, where is your ring?

Bree, you heard what she said. I can't let this poor kid go back to China

Bree, you look fantastic. You haven't aged a day...

Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George.

Bree!

Bree! Bree, where are you going?

Bree?

Bree?

Bree? Bree?

Bree? Bree?

Bree.

Bree. Bree?

Bree...

Bree...

Bree...

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

Brrr.

Buckle up.

But apparently, my body couldn't handle it.

But as those who place their trust in God.

But at the core,

But at this point in my life..

But because you're missing ligament structure,

But before I do,

But believe me, it was nice to finally get to meet you.

But believe me, it's no big deal.

But Betty was no longer a concert pianist.

But dim the lights, and bam, they turn into total pigs. [squeals]

But don't forget for one second that she is a monster.

But everything was just yummy. [laughs]

But for 18 years I tried my very best.

But for some, surrender is unacceptable.

But for that matter, so did Karl.

But forgive and forget. That's my motto. Macaroon?

But George isn't trying to take your father's place. He's...

But God forbid I date a hot black guy?

But have you taken a good look at her?

But having lunch with your daughter, that crosses the line?

But he gave me my beautiful, incredible daughter.

But he isn't particularly subtle.

But he said it!

But he's part of the package right now.

But he's very rich and powerful.

But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting.

But how can I show you I can change if you don't give me a second chance?

But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.

But I also think sometimes you coast.

But I am evolving, starting right now

But I am the only one in the world that you can trust

But I am tired of all the tension around here.

But I can't let you out

But I can't.

But I did a lot of thinking about it this morning,

But I did want to give you a little goodbye gift.

But I didn't mean to.

But I do have a confession to make.

But I don't know how I'm gonna get over what she did.

But I gotta tell you, last night was the best sex ever.

But I guess I'll get that in about nine months.

But I had some cause for concern.

But I have to tell you, I left them with a very reliable baby sitter.

But I just had this disturbing visit from an old friend of yours.

But I just think that Gabby will never let it happen.

But I know it wasn't totally your fault because you're not well.

But I mean, you know, to trash my entire reputation...

But I recently found out that Betty Applewhite is quite the poker player.

But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time,

But I still took the kids trick or treating?

But I think I can get you a deal on some white roses.

But I think I was really making some progress

But I think this thing is a tragic mistake.

But I want a pretty baby. So let's find another mother.

But I was happy to leave. They didn't get my sense of humour.

But I was into it. I consented.

But I will be watching from a distance to make sure

But I'd be willing to see a therapist, if that's what you want.

But I'm afraid there's been a death in my family

But I'm just not sure you're a good one, either.

But I'm not doing it anymore. So, tough luck, pally.

But I'm sure I won't have to.

But I'm thinking, not all the same.

But I'm three months pregnant. Women don't show at three months.

But I've got to find out if there's something there.

But I've never gotten drunk and lost track of three kids.

But I've... I've swallowed some pills by mistake.

But if people see it...

But if there's one thing your mom understands...

But if you don't have that operation, you could die.

But if you want your agency to go to the next level,

But if your kids ask a direct question, I'm not gonna lie to them.

But in addition to being a recovering alcoholic,

But in order to do that, I need to forgive you, and...

But in the future, you leave the cleverness to me.

But isn't the damage done?

But it certainly isn't polite. [turning page]

But it is just as hard for me to be away from you.

But it is possible that someone like little Spencer

But it sounds obscure and complicated. So chop chop.

But it was Gabriella who seduced him.

But it's always best to be wary of those eager to come to our rescue.

But it's good news, any way you slice it.

But it's just hard for a guy to feel like he's not in charge

But it's not even Sunday.

But it's only because my insurance ran out.

But it's really, really bad timing.

But it's something you should really consider when a handgun is involved.

But it's still important for you to understand that I won.

But it's very, very iffy.

But it's very, very iffy.

But kids grow up. They just do.

But look, I know it is my issue. It's my issue.

But Mike did not kill him. He's alive. You swear.

But mostly I do charity work.

But mostly I just want you to know how sorry I am.

But now all that is gonna change.

But now that I've met you, I can see it's a match made in heaven.

But now, three years after their divorce,

But of course.

But on the other hand, she spanked my kids, she lied about her drinking,

But on this day, her expectations were going to be put to the test.