Shrek the Third (2007) Soundboard Edit

All right. Journey to the soul

And Hook.

And I'm proud to call you my frog ...

And if he gives me trouble, I always have persuasion and reason.

And you, my friend, are royally ...

And you!

Arthur?

Artie!

Back to what? Being a loser?

But bring Shrek to me

But people used to think I was a monster

But what I am screamin' is, yo ..

By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle.

Charming, let go of her.

Charming, stop! I'm here now. You got what you wanted

Don't be. You got us back, kid

Don't worry, jefe. I got this.

Donkey?

Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!

Eating bonbons, cavorting with every last fairy tale creature ...

Everything's fruity in the loops, but what happened is,

Fiona!

For lo, bro, don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh.

Good morning, good morning.

He's doomed?

Hold it.

Hold on a second

Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella.

How does that feel?

I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happen?

I do not know where he shouldn't be.

I feel like a hobo

I guess I've been so busy I forgot to mention it.

I have your badge number, tin can!

I knew I should have got that warranty!

I know he's a jerk and everything,

I know you're busy not fitting in, but can you tell me where I can find Arthur?

I wasn't right for the job, so I needed some fool to replace me

I'm dying.

I'm going to be an uncle! I'm going to be an uncle!

I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof

I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

It can't be any more painful than your lousy performance you are giving.

It really is all fun and games, actually

It will wear off eventually. I think

It worked!

It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume ...

It's going to fall!

It's just until Dad gets better.

It's not like it seems.

It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny.

Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

Listen, Artie

Look out! They got a piano!

Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought.

Mommy ...

Mommy?

Move it! Go!

Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal.

Now you'll finally know what it's like ...

Now, imagine an ogre baby.

Oh, Arthur ...

Okay! From henceforth,

On just say nay.

Or this?

Peek a boo!

Piece of cake

Places, everyone!

Please don't eat me.

Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.

Rapunzel, wait!

Really? I'm glad you think so!

Settle down now.

She's what?! What?!

Shrek will be back soon, and you'll be sorry.

Shrek!

Shrek?

Shrek?

So you do know where he is!

So, Charming, you want to let me out of these so we can settle this ogre to man?

So, wait ..

Some people just don't understand boundaries.

Sorry, but I'm going back

Strong, handsome, face of a leader.

Thank goodness. I was afraid you wouldn't get back in time

Thanks, Artie

That's it! That's good.

That's lovely.

The Far Far Away Theatre at the Charming Pavilion is proud to present ...

Then change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with him.

Then who's it about? I'm supposed to be king, right?

This is going to be huge.

This is, like, totally embarrassing ...

This way, gents.

Though I have been enjoying these cat baths.

Wait, Pinocchio! What show?

Wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think.

Watch it. I'm walking here and I'm gonna keep going until ...

We take care of business ourselves.

We're not your friends.

Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

Well, you need to keep looking ...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What did you expect?

What do you want, Charming?

Where's Shrek?

Where's the baby?

Wink and turn

Worked on it all night long

Yeah, heart shaped cups.

You don't know where Shrek is?

You know, for a minute there ...

You learn to ignore the names people call you ..

You mean in that rigged election?

You're finished.

You're tired all the time.

Are you okay? Yeah. I'm fine.

Poisoned? Or too salty

What does he do? Cleaning.

♪ Again ♪

♪ All because I sing ♪

♪ And a regimented wife ♪

♪ And brave, And dashing my way there ♪

♪ But the word's in the way ♪

♪ But we'll get together then, Dad. ♪

♪ Chit chat chatter trying ♪

♪ Come on, Donkey. Do something right! ♪

♪ Different strokes for different folks ♪

♪ I got some sleep and I needed it. ♪

♪ I knew you'd come for me ♪

♪ I wait alone up here ♪

♪ Is that all right with you? ♪

♪ It's a royal pain in the neck. ♪

♪ Leave me out with the waste ♪

♪ Locked up here, please set me free ♪

♪ Not a lot, just a little bit. ♪

♪ Tis I, Tis I. Upon my regal steed ♪

♪ When you were young and your heart ♪

♪ Will Charming fight or flee? ♪

♪ Break it down! Let's go! ♪

♪ Again! ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Look at my hips! ♪

♪ Mama's so happy ♪

♪ Meeting every day with the rising sun ♪

♪ Want to thank you Just to be my ♪