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Description: The life of Louie C.K., a divorced comedian living in New York with two kids.
Cast:
Louie: Louis C.K.
Lilly: Hadley Delany
Jane: Ashley Gerasimovich
Pamela: Pamela Adlon
Agnes - Phone Operator: Deanna Mustard
Bubby: Scott Reyns
Outside Steve: Steve Fabricant
Janet: Susan Kelechi Watson
Nick: Nick Di Paolo
Todd: Todd Barry
Jim: Jim Norton
Bobby: Robert Kelly
William: William Stephenson
Doug: Joel Marsh Garland
Patrick: Gary Wilmes
Amia: Eszter Balint
Evanka: Ellen Burstyn
Dr. Bigelow: Charles Grodin
Liz: Parker Posey
Louie's Mom: Amy Landecker
Anchor Man: Mike Gilliam
Jonathan: F. Murray Abraham
Sarah Silverman: Sarah Silverman
Rick: Rick Crom
Delores: Maria Dizzia
Chris Rock: Chris Rock
Nancy: Nancy Shayne
Bathroom Guy: Jay Oakerson
Jeff: Josh Hamilton
Linda: Linda Turley
Anchor Woman: Jackie Tranchida
Jack Dall: David Lynch
Jeff Davis: Jeremy Renner
Dr. Ben: Ricky Gervais
Jay: Jay Russell
Karleen: Lisa Emery
Lars Tardigan: Garry Marshall
Maria: Maria Bamford
Chris: Bobby Cannavale
Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld
Man: Matthew Broderick
Young Louie: Conner O'Malley
Pedro: Yul Vazquez
Mr. Hoffman: Skipp Sudduth
Peter: Roderick Hill
Miss Hernandez: Liza Colón-Zayas
Bookstore Employee: Matthew Lang
Jane's Principal: Stephanie Berry
Comic Strip MC: Steven Wright
Alphonse: Isiah Whitlock Jr.
Marvin: Michael Cyril Creighton
Brad: Cory Nichols
Ardie: Ardie Fuqua
Drugstore Employee: Isaiah Stokes
Marc Maron: Marc Maron
Danny: Oscar Wahlberg
Godfrey: Godfrey
Nurse #1: France Iann
Kendra: Lauren Francesca
Weather Guy: Ben Simmoneau
Dr. Bigelow's Nurse: Susan Blommaert
Guy on Phone: Todd Glass
Reality Show Man #1: Dee Morris
Large: Ronson Frank
Danielle Hoffman: Sofia Hublitz
Ratty Hair Teacher: Darlene Violette
Entertainment News Anchor: Maria Menounos
Albert: Evan Wadle
Principal Doug Miner: Tony V.
Therapist: Denny Dillon
Hannibal: Hannibal Buress
Female Reality Show Contestant #2: Darcy Fowler
Kenny: Jim Florentine
JHS Girl #1: Alison Pick
School Girl: Chloe Elaine Scharf
Classmate: Kurt Meier
Young Louie's Friend: Jordan Fargo
Student: Brandon Howard
Dr. Hepa: Stephen Root
Date: Chelsea Peretti
Sean: Michael Drayer
Dennis: Gregory Gunter
Flyer Comic: Ted Alexandro
Guy: Christopher Clark Gates
Amy: Gideon Adlon
Dane Cook: Dane Cook
Ellie Bormer: Veanne Cox
Gretchen: Rusty Schwimmer
Joan Rivers: Joan Rivers
Eddie Mack: Doug Stanhope
Greg Gutfeld: Greg Gutfeld
Aunt Ellen: Eunice Anderson
Keni Thomas: Keni Thomas
Jeanie: Chloë Sevigny
Robin: Robin Williams
April: Zandi Holup
Debbie: Larisa Polonsky
Laurie: Gina Piersanti
Ramon: Miguel Gomez
Blake: Yvonne Strahovski
Vanessa: Sarah Baker
Lenny: Lenny Marcus
Mike: Mike Bocchetti
Marina: Judy Gold
Martha: Kate Blumberg
Osama Bin Laden: Chuck Sklar
Brian: P.J. Connaire
Bob Saget: Bob Saget
Eddie Faye: Grant Shaud
Ellen: Gwyneth E. Larsen
Ken: Peter Hans Benson
Janice: Kelly McCrann
Young Musician with Violin: Filip Pogady
Open Mic Comedian #4: Michael Drumgold
Homeless Man: Marko
Allan Havey: Allan Havey
Ed: Edward Burns
Julianne: Celia Keenan-Bolger
Bartender: Jay Horton
Nun: Ann Dowd
Teacher: Ashlie Atkinson
Trisha: Elisabeth Hower
Dorethy: Mary Louise Wilson
Tarese: Adepero Oduye
Sheriff: Dan Ziskie
Karen: Ann Carr
Simon: Gerry Vichi
Tammy: Kim Barlow
Goblin: Will Janowitz
Self - Open Mic Host: Chris Gethard
Gloria: Donna Hanover
Casino Manager: Jack O'Connell
Crazy Homeless Man: Munro M. Bonnell
Elevator Woman: Angela Struck
Never Cartesian: Jeremy Shinder
Benny: Benhur Sito Barrero
Louie's Lawyer: Victor Garber
Cop #2: Michael Basile
Renassa: Sidné Anderson
Turkish Girl: Laurel Griggs
Heckler: Megan Hilty
Dog Pound Volunteer: Tracee Chimo Pallero
Lisa: Kelly Deadmon
Naked Woman: Kathleen Butler
Patient: Cliff Samara
Manager: Mando Alvarado
Curtis: Ben Jeffrey
Young Man: Michael Cera
Eunice: Jenn Lyon
Giant: Kevin Nagle
Deli Manager: Demosthenes Chrysan
General: Don Pugsley
Arguing Black Woman: Gillian Glasco
Shai: Jack Mercy
Gypsy Cab Driver: Lucio Fernandez
Chinese Man: Edmund Ikeda
Crazy Piano Guy: Colin Huggins
Charlie: David Wilson Barnes
Unsure Man: Steven Cambria
Backyard Musician #2: Alexis Cuesta Gaínza
Dave: Dave Attell
ER Doctor: Kapil Bawa
Cop #1: Cliff Moylan
Airport Security Officer: Russell G. Jones
Flea Market Photographer: Brad Aldous
Guy Who Looks Like Louie: Phillip Chorba
Bart Folding: Nate Fernald
Dr. Haveford: Tom Noonan
Guy #1: Will Brill
Jasmine: Ana Cruz Kayne
Dr. Drake: Stephen C. Bradbury
Doreen: Elizabeth Morton
Young Tammy: Nicole Ehinger
Jock #4: Moisés Acevedo
Tarese's Sister: Bonita Elery
Nurse: Andrea Frierson
Wanda: Ali Ahn
Louie's Sitcom Wife: Heidi Armbruster
Open Mic Comedian #1: Leo Goodman
Joan Fan #2: Barbara Ann Davison
Jamie: Bree Sharp
Front Row Woman: Claudia Severance
Man with Janice: Ryan Fitzsimmons
BBC Announcer: Delle Irani
Elegant Blonde Woman: Ashley Beach
Truck Driver: Artie Lange
CBS Receptionist: Jocelyn Bioh
IKEA Woman: Kina Bermudez
Backyard Musician #1: Julio Cesar Rodriguez Delet
Diner Guy #1: P.J. Benjamin
Patron: Fred Louisdhon
Hamptons Policeman: Raymond Cassar
Barbara: Rachel Bay Jones
Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon
NYPD Cop: Mario Polit
Oklahoma Doctor: Don Castro
Airport Saleslady: Anya Krawcheck
Woman with Food: Clemmie Evans
Tough Woman: Heather Hardy
Anchorwoman: Kate Gilligan
Louie's Father: Abraham Alvarez
College Girl #1: Carla Corvo
A.D.: Adam Escott
Flight Attendant: Becca Lish
Waitress: Zoe Watkins
Barry: Maury Ginsberg
Young Nervous Writer: Amir Blumenfeld
Open Mic Comedian #2: Rhonda Hansome
Afghan Soldier: Mesrop Agadzhanyan
Young Black Kid: Eric Mathis
Joan Fan #1: Stephen Dym
Young Pharmacy Employee: Steven Boyer
Doctor: James Michael Reilly
Woman in Bikini: Haley Higgins
Budd: Budd Friedman
Wine Store Guy: John Quilty
Teacher #3: Sarah Ellis
Subway Man: Michael Kostroff
Saleswoman: Janie Brookshire
Indian Restaurant Host: Shawlini Manjunath-Holbrook
Cheese Guy: Gerhard Boshanas
Hotel Doorman: Paul Coughlan
Danila: Shae D'lyn
Club Owner: Richard Council
Turkish Mother: Anna Orlova
Nerdy Man: John Christopher Morton
Knicks Fan: Ashleigh Hocking
Woman: Glenn Close
TSA Agent: Stephen Badalamenti
Eddie: Eddie Brill
Jock #1: Frank Carlo
Little Boy: Liam Broggy
City Worker: Todd Davis
Young Eddie: Nick Kocher
Young East Village Dude: Sam Haft
Ticket Agent: Christina Gausas
Bathing Bum: Louis Iacovino
Joan's Assistant: Roberto Hill
Gravedigger #2: J.B. Smoove
Diner Waiter: Rock Kohli
Soundman: Brian Jarvis
Liz's Nurse: Libby Collins
Policeman #1: Herman Chavez
Beach Guy: Dave M. Lile
Diner Waitress: Kaija Matiss
Hotel Security Guard: James Shanahan
Car Rental Person: Glen Feinstein
Emotional Woman: Jodie Lynne McClintock
Antique Store Salesman: Kevin Creighton
Pastry Lady: Erica Gonzalez
Jon: Jon Glaser
Andrea: Clara Wong
Joseph the Guru: Jonathan Hadary
Flea Market Daughter: Nadia Quinn
Crack Head Guy: Joshua Rivera
Vietnamese Man: Dewey Wynn
Woman on Phone: Nilaja Sun
Thug #2: Clinton Lowe
Parent #3: Katy Grenfell
Waiter: Sidney Williams
Cashier: Kenneth Maharaj
Taxi Driver #2: Otis Edward Cotton
Jock #2: Tyler Kenney
Evan: Joe DeRosa
Joan Fan #3: Dylan Prince
Fan: Lauren Elder
Turkish Man: Bill Krakauer
Open Mic Comedian #5: Aziza Miulli
Old Woman in Pharmacy: Alix Elias
Motorcycle Salesman: Stivi Paskoski
Tracer: Anthony Cumia
Russian Tea Room Guard: Greg Paul
Ross: Ross Mark
Ramon's Mother: Carmen Lopez
Spiteful Mean Girl #2: Anya Denisova
Upset Man: Larry Fessenden
School Secretary: Susanna Guzman
Concerned Subway Man: Alexander Martin Jones
Bus Driver: Bill Vila
Themselves: Golem
Funny Man: John Lithgow
Flea Market Mother: Connie Ray
Bodega Man: Jorge Chapa
Louie's Therapist: David Little
Parent #2: Meghan Rafferty
Taxi Driver #1: Nimo Gandhi
Mediator: Ian Jarvis
Grace: Elena McGhee
Afghan Local: Fahim Fazli
Veteran Writer: Ali Reza
Chris Rock's Wife: Kim Sykes
Realtor Woman: Deborah LaCoy
Delivery Man: Ernest Sampson
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #3: Vernon Chatman
Electronics Store Manager: Dominic Colón
Radio Show Producer: Gregg Hughes
Man in Toy Store: Terrin Hill
Mother Chewing Out Son: Amy Dickenson
Old Woman: Elaine Barrow
Hector: Hector Martinez
Reality Show Host: Jody Lyn Flynn
Diner Guy #3: Graham Winton
Goodwill Moving Man: Germar Terrell Gardner
Young Subway Woman: Lucy McMichael
Jane's Teacher: Nancy Slusser
Blake's Father: Bud Stafford
Coffee Guy: Isaiah Reed
Chinese Restaurant Hostess: Jane Wu
Comedy Cellar MC: Marina Franklin
Jackie: Amy Janette McDonald
Young Woman: Hannah Patelunas
Italian Restaurant Waiter: Lino Del Core
Jeff's Wife: Christine Donlon
Thug #1: Reza Salazar
Jock #3: Dennis Robinson
Kissing Gentleman #1: Robert Johnson
Serge: Tatsuya Rivera
Helicopter Pilot #1: Cliff Fleming
Liquor Store Owner: Rene Ojeda
Joan Fan #4: Lucy Spain
Man With Axe Thru Neck: Justin James Lang
Louie's Fan's Girlfriend: Sarah Wong
Electronics Store Security Guard: Stephen Hill
Job Foreman: Adam Sietz
Spiteful Mean Girl #3: Hayley Feinstein
Old Lady Thief: Marilyn Duryea
Backyard Musician #3: Victoriano Angel Napolez
Tony: Clark Middleton
Hurricane Man: Adrian Martinez
Sunshine: Betsy Struxness
Russ & Daughters Guy: Joshua Russ Tupper
Concert Goer #2: Mireille Crocco
Driver: Oberon K.A. Adjepong
Musician: Morgan O'Kane
Parmesan Cheese Lady: Lauren Doucette
Joan: Barbara Spiegel
Drunk Guy: Jay Leibowitz
Male Realtor: Michael Torpey
Gregg Rogell: Gregg Rogell
Another Writer: Peak Kwinarian
Helicopter Pilot #2: Cory Fleming
Diane: Amy Schumer
Spiteful Mean Girl #1: Caroline Grossman
Astrid: Alison Stover
Girl in Bikini: Ingrid Reichert
Other Woman in Toy Store: Renee Iovine
Newton Detective: Rich Duva
Garbage Man #1: Kofi Boakye
Comedian On Stage: Jim Tews
Poetry Reader: Jive Poetic
Angry Man: Michael H. Ingram
Jimmy: Jack Tartaglia
Kissing Gentleman #2: Daniel Marshall
College Girl #3: Annie Purcell
Restaurant Host: Amir Levy
Open Mic Comedian #3: Santos
Gravedigger #1: McKinley Belcher III
Actor Louie: Matthew J. McCarthy
Anchorman: Steve Lacy
Reality Show Contestand #1: Kailie Torres
IKEA Man: Matt Gehring
Policewoman: Robin Hopkins
Guy in Swimsuit: Sebastian Rocha
Alison: Meredith Hagner
Elderly Woman: Rebecca Darke
Poughkeepsie Nightclub Waitress: Stacey Lewis
Concert Goer #5: Thomas Kyles
Mother: Katie Honaker
Man with Food: Clayton Dean Smith
Guy in Jail #2: Joseph Basile
College Girl #2: Alicia Sable
Heckler #1: Austin Jones
Parent #1: Laurine Towler
Screaming Girl: Julie Turkowski
Jordan: Alan Muraoka
Soldier #6: Justin Guess
Spiteful Mean Girl #4: Oona Laurence
Pharmacist: Gene Jones
Boston Car Guy: Kevin McCormick
Store Attendant: Christoph Manuel
Uncle Chavo: Rolando Zaragoza
JHS Girl #2: Tiffany Meier
Tony the Super: John Dinello
Hungarian Waiter: Yury Tsykun
Bianca: Dena Tyler
Shasta: Delphina Belle
Comic #2: Rénayla Joye
Hot Girl: Heléne Yorke
TSA Supervisor: Johnnie Mae
Girl Behind Counter: Audrey Lynn Weston
Arguing Hispanic Man: Jose Soto
Soldier #5: Wade Harlan
Self - Guest: Susan Sarandon
Liz's Doorman: Louis Vanaria
Electronics Store Employee: Sean Phillips
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #1: Joan Porter
Nurse #2: Susan Millard
Stripper #1: Ally Gordon
Concert Goer #4: Christine Pardo
Sex Store Employee: Carla Dos Santos
Check-Out Clerk: Mahira Kakkar
Awful Being: Val Rich
Kate: Penn Lynn White
Tranquilitae: Catori Crawford
Cocktail Waitress: Lee Avant
Guy #2: Cary Woodworth
Heckler #2: Dustin Olson
Soldier #1: Ori Kalmus
Louie's Doctor: Lee Shepherd
Rug Stealing Woman: Uma Incrocci
Grown Lilly: Emily Padgett
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #2: Carolyn Seiff
Radio: Vitali Baganov
Garbage Man #3: Chazz Menendez
Hobo: Richard DeDomenico
Matchie: Dave Konig
Bruce: Paul Woodburn
Woman Passenger: Nancy Robinette
Cheerleader: Ashton Landgraf
Rental Car Lady: Maria Thayer
Doris: Lisa McMillan
Bookstore Manager: Lee Zarrett
Stripper #4: Minnie Lee
Woman in Toy Store: Luba Pevnitskaia
High School Kid #2: Antonio Ortiz
French Actress: Eléonore Pourriat
Policeman: Angel Rosa
Soldier #7: Zach McCall
Liz's Doctor: Linda Powell
Screaming Woman: Dawn McGee
Elaine: Polina Nikiforova
Garbage Man #2: Thomas Place
JHS Boy #1: Greg O'Brien
Afghanistan: Caitlyn McLaughlin
Soldier #2: Curtis Nelson II
Grown Jane: Jenson Smith
Concert Goer #1: Sebastian Quinn
Mrs. Frame: Lola Pashalinski
Guy in Jail #3: Kevin O'Grady
Soldier #3 (Buffalo Soldier): Leo Oliva
Stripper #3: Faina Reinhardt
Sex Store Attendant: Ronica V. Reddick
Zaki: Zaki Sky
Joy: Finnerty Steeves
Soldier #8: Nootka Rey
Stripper #2: Whitney White
Old Louie: E. Matthew Yavne
High School Kid #1: Amir Ali Said
Concert Goer #3: Chelsea Vance
Guy in Jail #1: Joseph Urban
Helicopter Pilot #4: John T. Scanlon
Little Girl: Lulu Wilson
Police Sergeant: Guy Whitlock
Soldier #4: Racheal Seymour
Helicopter Pilot #3: Rick Shuster
Rod Westover: Scott Whyte
Andy - Joan's Barber: Andy Hayward
Operator: Nick Balaban
Open Mic Comedian: Santos Morales
Minor Role: Erina Szeto
USO: Mare Costello
Sitcom PA: Angela Atwood
Sleepover friend: Dylann Tripathi
Girl in Bar: Elizabeth Ard
Stripper: Hye Jin Jang
Tom: Sam Towers
Cousin: Itziar Martinez
Young Janet: Brooke Bloom
Todd's Waitress: Hannah Dunne
Faux Louie: Thomas F. Duffy
Cool guy: Alfredo Diaz
Greg: Greg Fitzsimmons
Poughkeepsie Nightclub MC: Lori Palminteri
Clinic Receptionist: Melissa Collado
Party Girl #2: Cassandra Bodzak
Kissing Couple: Ismaelpeter Casillas Nelson
Poughkeepsie Nightclub Owner: Ben Dasaro
Bathroom Girl: Cara Guglielmino
Party Girl #1: Allie Schulz
Comedy Cellar Patron: Manny Siverio
Priest: Chris Kepford
Roger: Jeff Roches
Bus Passenger: Rosemary Howard
Kurt Metzger: Kurt Metzger
Woman Executive: Caroline Strong
Producer: Blair Breard
High End Executive: Gina Hernandez
Sound Mixer: Justin Gray
Myq Kaplan: Myq Kaplan
Pushy Airport Suit: Rich Rothbell
The Bartender: James Schram
Guy #3: Graham Kurtz
Unapologetic Woman: Hannelore Williams
Office Assistant: Sonya Cooke
College Girl #4: Claudia Kiss
Janitor: Joe Tom Collins
Homeless Replacement: Martin Pfefferkorn
Security Guard #1: Harold Plaut
FOB Soldier: Cyrah Hawkins
Bar Patron: Teena Byrd
Bouncer: Manny de la Cruz
Black Woman on Train: Volieda Webb
Laughing Soldier: Robert Trapp
Girl in School Hallway: Kayli Gural
Dane Cook's Bodyguard: Brett McClelland
Speedo-Man: Walter Masterson
Paramedic: Kevin Kolack
Older Cuban Man: Anthony Correa
Biker: Sam Yazbeck
Rude Beach Hunk: Tracy Lee
Self - Russ & Daughters: Niki Russ Federman
Guy at Strip Club: Antonio E. Moreno
College Girl: Marisa Lee Douenias
Santiago: Johann Luna
Subway Passenger: Ashley North
Millionaire Guest: Lorenzo Beronilla
Blake's Brother: Stephen C. Mitchell
Cool Guy #2: Pedro Saint Morillo
Small Bullied Kid: Isaac Galizio
Counter Guy: Reynaldo Piniella
Pot Luck Attendee: Lynne Valley
Man Asleep: Phil Cappadora
Flea Market Woman: Jessica Shea Alverson
Spiritual Guru Chanter: Frankie Verroca
Asian Funeral Mourners: Marmee Regine Cosico
Guy on Phone at Precinct: Scott Martin
Shop Patron: David T. Zimmerman
Written by: Louis C.K.
Production: Bluebush Productions, Pig Newton, 3 Arts Entertainment, FX Productions
Release date: 29 Jun 2010
Cast:
Louie: Louis C.K.
Lilly: Hadley Delany
Jane: Ashley Gerasimovich
Pamela: Pamela Adlon
Agnes - Phone Operator: Deanna Mustard
Bubby: Scott Reyns
Outside Steve: Steve Fabricant
Janet: Susan Kelechi Watson
Nick: Nick Di Paolo
Todd: Todd Barry
Jim: Jim Norton
Bobby: Robert Kelly
William: William Stephenson
Doug: Joel Marsh Garland
Patrick: Gary Wilmes
Amia: Eszter Balint
Evanka: Ellen Burstyn
Dr. Bigelow: Charles Grodin
Liz: Parker Posey
Louie's Mom: Amy Landecker
Anchor Man: Mike Gilliam
Jonathan: F. Murray Abraham
Sarah Silverman: Sarah Silverman
Rick: Rick Crom
Delores: Maria Dizzia
Chris Rock: Chris Rock
Nancy: Nancy Shayne
Bathroom Guy: Jay Oakerson
Jeff: Josh Hamilton
Linda: Linda Turley
Anchor Woman: Jackie Tranchida
Jack Dall: David Lynch
Jeff Davis: Jeremy Renner
Dr. Ben: Ricky Gervais
Jay: Jay Russell
Karleen: Lisa Emery
Lars Tardigan: Garry Marshall
Maria: Maria Bamford
Chris: Bobby Cannavale
Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld
Man: Matthew Broderick
Young Louie: Conner O'Malley
Pedro: Yul Vazquez
Mr. Hoffman: Skipp Sudduth
Peter: Roderick Hill
Miss Hernandez: Liza Colón-Zayas
Bookstore Employee: Matthew Lang
Jane's Principal: Stephanie Berry
Comic Strip MC: Steven Wright
Alphonse: Isiah Whitlock Jr.
Marvin: Michael Cyril Creighton
Brad: Cory Nichols
Ardie: Ardie Fuqua
Drugstore Employee: Isaiah Stokes
Marc Maron: Marc Maron
Danny: Oscar Wahlberg
Godfrey: Godfrey
Nurse #1: France Iann
Kendra: Lauren Francesca
Weather Guy: Ben Simmoneau
Dr. Bigelow's Nurse: Susan Blommaert
Guy on Phone: Todd Glass
Reality Show Man #1: Dee Morris
Large: Ronson Frank
Danielle Hoffman: Sofia Hublitz
Ratty Hair Teacher: Darlene Violette
Entertainment News Anchor: Maria Menounos
Albert: Evan Wadle
Principal Doug Miner: Tony V.
Therapist: Denny Dillon
Hannibal: Hannibal Buress
Female Reality Show Contestant #2: Darcy Fowler
Kenny: Jim Florentine
JHS Girl #1: Alison Pick
School Girl: Chloe Elaine Scharf
Classmate: Kurt Meier
Young Louie's Friend: Jordan Fargo
Student: Brandon Howard
Dr. Hepa: Stephen Root
Date: Chelsea Peretti
Sean: Michael Drayer
Dennis: Gregory Gunter
Flyer Comic: Ted Alexandro
Guy: Christopher Clark Gates
Amy: Gideon Adlon
Dane Cook: Dane Cook
Ellie Bormer: Veanne Cox
Gretchen: Rusty Schwimmer
Joan Rivers: Joan Rivers
Eddie Mack: Doug Stanhope
Greg Gutfeld: Greg Gutfeld
Aunt Ellen: Eunice Anderson
Keni Thomas: Keni Thomas
Jeanie: Chloë Sevigny
Robin: Robin Williams
April: Zandi Holup
Debbie: Larisa Polonsky
Laurie: Gina Piersanti
Ramon: Miguel Gomez
Blake: Yvonne Strahovski
Vanessa: Sarah Baker
Lenny: Lenny Marcus
Mike: Mike Bocchetti
Marina: Judy Gold
Martha: Kate Blumberg
Osama Bin Laden: Chuck Sklar
Brian: P.J. Connaire
Bob Saget: Bob Saget
Eddie Faye: Grant Shaud
Ellen: Gwyneth E. Larsen
Ken: Peter Hans Benson
Janice: Kelly McCrann
Young Musician with Violin: Filip Pogady
Open Mic Comedian #4: Michael Drumgold
Homeless Man: Marko
Allan Havey: Allan Havey
Ed: Edward Burns
Julianne: Celia Keenan-Bolger
Bartender: Jay Horton
Nun: Ann Dowd
Teacher: Ashlie Atkinson
Trisha: Elisabeth Hower
Dorethy: Mary Louise Wilson
Tarese: Adepero Oduye
Sheriff: Dan Ziskie
Karen: Ann Carr
Simon: Gerry Vichi
Tammy: Kim Barlow
Goblin: Will Janowitz
Self - Open Mic Host: Chris Gethard
Gloria: Donna Hanover
Casino Manager: Jack O'Connell
Crazy Homeless Man: Munro M. Bonnell
Elevator Woman: Angela Struck
Never Cartesian: Jeremy Shinder
Benny: Benhur Sito Barrero
Louie's Lawyer: Victor Garber
Cop #2: Michael Basile
Renassa: Sidné Anderson
Turkish Girl: Laurel Griggs
Heckler: Megan Hilty
Dog Pound Volunteer: Tracee Chimo Pallero
Lisa: Kelly Deadmon
Naked Woman: Kathleen Butler
Patient: Cliff Samara
Manager: Mando Alvarado
Curtis: Ben Jeffrey
Young Man: Michael Cera
Eunice: Jenn Lyon
Giant: Kevin Nagle
Deli Manager: Demosthenes Chrysan
General: Don Pugsley
Arguing Black Woman: Gillian Glasco
Shai: Jack Mercy
Gypsy Cab Driver: Lucio Fernandez
Chinese Man: Edmund Ikeda
Crazy Piano Guy: Colin Huggins
Charlie: David Wilson Barnes
Unsure Man: Steven Cambria
Backyard Musician #2: Alexis Cuesta Gaínza
Dave: Dave Attell
ER Doctor: Kapil Bawa
Cop #1: Cliff Moylan
Airport Security Officer: Russell G. Jones
Flea Market Photographer: Brad Aldous
Guy Who Looks Like Louie: Phillip Chorba
Bart Folding: Nate Fernald
Dr. Haveford: Tom Noonan
Guy #1: Will Brill
Jasmine: Ana Cruz Kayne
Dr. Drake: Stephen C. Bradbury
Doreen: Elizabeth Morton
Young Tammy: Nicole Ehinger
Jock #4: Moisés Acevedo
Tarese's Sister: Bonita Elery
Nurse: Andrea Frierson
Wanda: Ali Ahn
Louie's Sitcom Wife: Heidi Armbruster
Open Mic Comedian #1: Leo Goodman
Joan Fan #2: Barbara Ann Davison
Jamie: Bree Sharp
Front Row Woman: Claudia Severance
Man with Janice: Ryan Fitzsimmons
BBC Announcer: Delle Irani
Elegant Blonde Woman: Ashley Beach
Truck Driver: Artie Lange
CBS Receptionist: Jocelyn Bioh
IKEA Woman: Kina Bermudez
Backyard Musician #1: Julio Cesar Rodriguez Delet
Diner Guy #1: P.J. Benjamin
Patron: Fred Louisdhon
Hamptons Policeman: Raymond Cassar
Barbara: Rachel Bay Jones
Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon
NYPD Cop: Mario Polit
Oklahoma Doctor: Don Castro
Airport Saleslady: Anya Krawcheck
Woman with Food: Clemmie Evans
Tough Woman: Heather Hardy
Anchorwoman: Kate Gilligan
Louie's Father: Abraham Alvarez
College Girl #1: Carla Corvo
A.D.: Adam Escott
Flight Attendant: Becca Lish
Waitress: Zoe Watkins
Barry: Maury Ginsberg
Young Nervous Writer: Amir Blumenfeld
Open Mic Comedian #2: Rhonda Hansome
Afghan Soldier: Mesrop Agadzhanyan
Young Black Kid: Eric Mathis
Joan Fan #1: Stephen Dym
Young Pharmacy Employee: Steven Boyer
Doctor: James Michael Reilly
Woman in Bikini: Haley Higgins
Budd: Budd Friedman
Wine Store Guy: John Quilty
Teacher #3: Sarah Ellis
Subway Man: Michael Kostroff
Saleswoman: Janie Brookshire
Indian Restaurant Host: Shawlini Manjunath-Holbrook
Cheese Guy: Gerhard Boshanas
Hotel Doorman: Paul Coughlan
Danila: Shae D'lyn
Club Owner: Richard Council
Turkish Mother: Anna Orlova
Nerdy Man: John Christopher Morton
Knicks Fan: Ashleigh Hocking
Woman: Glenn Close
TSA Agent: Stephen Badalamenti
Eddie: Eddie Brill
Jock #1: Frank Carlo
Little Boy: Liam Broggy
City Worker: Todd Davis
Young Eddie: Nick Kocher
Young East Village Dude: Sam Haft
Ticket Agent: Christina Gausas
Bathing Bum: Louis Iacovino
Joan's Assistant: Roberto Hill
Gravedigger #2: J.B. Smoove
Diner Waiter: Rock Kohli
Soundman: Brian Jarvis
Liz's Nurse: Libby Collins
Policeman #1: Herman Chavez
Beach Guy: Dave M. Lile
Diner Waitress: Kaija Matiss
Hotel Security Guard: James Shanahan
Car Rental Person: Glen Feinstein
Emotional Woman: Jodie Lynne McClintock
Antique Store Salesman: Kevin Creighton
Pastry Lady: Erica Gonzalez
Jon: Jon Glaser
Andrea: Clara Wong
Joseph the Guru: Jonathan Hadary
Flea Market Daughter: Nadia Quinn
Crack Head Guy: Joshua Rivera
Vietnamese Man: Dewey Wynn
Woman on Phone: Nilaja Sun
Thug #2: Clinton Lowe
Parent #3: Katy Grenfell
Waiter: Sidney Williams
Cashier: Kenneth Maharaj
Taxi Driver #2: Otis Edward Cotton
Jock #2: Tyler Kenney
Evan: Joe DeRosa
Joan Fan #3: Dylan Prince
Fan: Lauren Elder
Turkish Man: Bill Krakauer
Open Mic Comedian #5: Aziza Miulli
Old Woman in Pharmacy: Alix Elias
Motorcycle Salesman: Stivi Paskoski
Tracer: Anthony Cumia
Russian Tea Room Guard: Greg Paul
Ross: Ross Mark
Ramon's Mother: Carmen Lopez
Spiteful Mean Girl #2: Anya Denisova
Upset Man: Larry Fessenden
School Secretary: Susanna Guzman
Concerned Subway Man: Alexander Martin Jones
Bus Driver: Bill Vila
Themselves: Golem
Funny Man: John Lithgow
Flea Market Mother: Connie Ray
Bodega Man: Jorge Chapa
Louie's Therapist: David Little
Parent #2: Meghan Rafferty
Taxi Driver #1: Nimo Gandhi
Mediator: Ian Jarvis
Grace: Elena McGhee
Afghan Local: Fahim Fazli
Veteran Writer: Ali Reza
Chris Rock's Wife: Kim Sykes
Realtor Woman: Deborah LaCoy
Delivery Man: Ernest Sampson
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #3: Vernon Chatman
Electronics Store Manager: Dominic Colón
Radio Show Producer: Gregg Hughes
Man in Toy Store: Terrin Hill
Mother Chewing Out Son: Amy Dickenson
Old Woman: Elaine Barrow
Hector: Hector Martinez
Reality Show Host: Jody Lyn Flynn
Diner Guy #3: Graham Winton
Goodwill Moving Man: Germar Terrell Gardner
Young Subway Woman: Lucy McMichael
Jane's Teacher: Nancy Slusser
Blake's Father: Bud Stafford
Coffee Guy: Isaiah Reed
Chinese Restaurant Hostess: Jane Wu
Comedy Cellar MC: Marina Franklin
Jackie: Amy Janette McDonald
Young Woman: Hannah Patelunas
Italian Restaurant Waiter: Lino Del Core
Jeff's Wife: Christine Donlon
Thug #1: Reza Salazar
Jock #3: Dennis Robinson
Kissing Gentleman #1: Robert Johnson
Serge: Tatsuya Rivera
Helicopter Pilot #1: Cliff Fleming
Liquor Store Owner: Rene Ojeda
Joan Fan #4: Lucy Spain
Man With Axe Thru Neck: Justin James Lang
Louie's Fan's Girlfriend: Sarah Wong
Electronics Store Security Guard: Stephen Hill
Job Foreman: Adam Sietz
Spiteful Mean Girl #3: Hayley Feinstein
Old Lady Thief: Marilyn Duryea
Backyard Musician #3: Victoriano Angel Napolez
Tony: Clark Middleton
Hurricane Man: Adrian Martinez
Sunshine: Betsy Struxness
Russ & Daughters Guy: Joshua Russ Tupper
Concert Goer #2: Mireille Crocco
Driver: Oberon K.A. Adjepong
Musician: Morgan O'Kane
Parmesan Cheese Lady: Lauren Doucette
Joan: Barbara Spiegel
Drunk Guy: Jay Leibowitz
Male Realtor: Michael Torpey
Gregg Rogell: Gregg Rogell
Another Writer: Peak Kwinarian
Helicopter Pilot #2: Cory Fleming
Diane: Amy Schumer
Spiteful Mean Girl #1: Caroline Grossman
Astrid: Alison Stover
Girl in Bikini: Ingrid Reichert
Other Woman in Toy Store: Renee Iovine
Newton Detective: Rich Duva
Garbage Man #1: Kofi Boakye
Comedian On Stage: Jim Tews
Poetry Reader: Jive Poetic
Angry Man: Michael H. Ingram
Jimmy: Jack Tartaglia
Kissing Gentleman #2: Daniel Marshall
College Girl #3: Annie Purcell
Restaurant Host: Amir Levy
Open Mic Comedian #3: Santos
Gravedigger #1: McKinley Belcher III
Actor Louie: Matthew J. McCarthy
Anchorman: Steve Lacy
Reality Show Contestand #1: Kailie Torres
IKEA Man: Matt Gehring
Policewoman: Robin Hopkins
Guy in Swimsuit: Sebastian Rocha
Alison: Meredith Hagner
Elderly Woman: Rebecca Darke
Poughkeepsie Nightclub Waitress: Stacey Lewis
Concert Goer #5: Thomas Kyles
Mother: Katie Honaker
Man with Food: Clayton Dean Smith
Guy in Jail #2: Joseph Basile
College Girl #2: Alicia Sable
Heckler #1: Austin Jones
Parent #1: Laurine Towler
Screaming Girl: Julie Turkowski
Jordan: Alan Muraoka
Soldier #6: Justin Guess
Spiteful Mean Girl #4: Oona Laurence
Pharmacist: Gene Jones
Boston Car Guy: Kevin McCormick
Store Attendant: Christoph Manuel
Uncle Chavo: Rolando Zaragoza
JHS Girl #2: Tiffany Meier
Tony the Super: John Dinello
Hungarian Waiter: Yury Tsykun
Bianca: Dena Tyler
Shasta: Delphina Belle
Comic #2: Rénayla Joye
Hot Girl: Heléne Yorke
TSA Supervisor: Johnnie Mae
Girl Behind Counter: Audrey Lynn Weston
Arguing Hispanic Man: Jose Soto
Soldier #5: Wade Harlan
Self - Guest: Susan Sarandon
Liz's Doorman: Louis Vanaria
Electronics Store Employee: Sean Phillips
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #1: Joan Porter
Nurse #2: Susan Millard
Stripper #1: Ally Gordon
Concert Goer #4: Christine Pardo
Sex Store Employee: Carla Dos Santos
Check-Out Clerk: Mahira Kakkar
Awful Being: Val Rich
Kate: Penn Lynn White
Tranquilitae: Catori Crawford
Cocktail Waitress: Lee Avant
Guy #2: Cary Woodworth
Heckler #2: Dustin Olson
Soldier #1: Ori Kalmus
Louie's Doctor: Lee Shepherd
Rug Stealing Woman: Uma Incrocci
Grown Lilly: Emily Padgett
Jack Dahl's Receptionist #2: Carolyn Seiff
Radio: Vitali Baganov
Garbage Man #3: Chazz Menendez
Hobo: Richard DeDomenico
Matchie: Dave Konig
Bruce: Paul Woodburn
Woman Passenger: Nancy Robinette
Cheerleader: Ashton Landgraf
Rental Car Lady: Maria Thayer
Doris: Lisa McMillan
Bookstore Manager: Lee Zarrett
Stripper #4: Minnie Lee
Woman in Toy Store: Luba Pevnitskaia
High School Kid #2: Antonio Ortiz
French Actress: Eléonore Pourriat
Policeman: Angel Rosa
Soldier #7: Zach McCall
Liz's Doctor: Linda Powell
Screaming Woman: Dawn McGee
Elaine: Polina Nikiforova
Garbage Man #2: Thomas Place
JHS Boy #1: Greg O'Brien
Afghanistan: Caitlyn McLaughlin
Soldier #2: Curtis Nelson II
Grown Jane: Jenson Smith
Concert Goer #1: Sebastian Quinn
Mrs. Frame: Lola Pashalinski
Guy in Jail #3: Kevin O'Grady
Soldier #3 (Buffalo Soldier): Leo Oliva
Stripper #3: Faina Reinhardt
Sex Store Attendant: Ronica V. Reddick
Zaki: Zaki Sky
Joy: Finnerty Steeves
Soldier #8: Nootka Rey
Stripper #2: Whitney White
Old Louie: E. Matthew Yavne
High School Kid #1: Amir Ali Said
Concert Goer #3: Chelsea Vance
Guy in Jail #1: Joseph Urban
Helicopter Pilot #4: John T. Scanlon
Little Girl: Lulu Wilson
Police Sergeant: Guy Whitlock
Soldier #4: Racheal Seymour
Helicopter Pilot #3: Rick Shuster
Rod Westover: Scott Whyte
Andy - Joan's Barber: Andy Hayward
Operator: Nick Balaban
Open Mic Comedian: Santos Morales
Minor Role: Erina Szeto
USO: Mare Costello
Sitcom PA: Angela Atwood
Sleepover friend: Dylann Tripathi
Girl in Bar: Elizabeth Ard
Stripper: Hye Jin Jang
Tom: Sam Towers
Cousin: Itziar Martinez
Young Janet: Brooke Bloom
Todd's Waitress: Hannah Dunne
Faux Louie: Thomas F. Duffy
Cool guy: Alfredo Diaz
Greg: Greg Fitzsimmons
Poughkeepsie Nightclub MC: Lori Palminteri
Clinic Receptionist: Melissa Collado
Party Girl #2: Cassandra Bodzak
Kissing Couple: Ismaelpeter Casillas Nelson
Poughkeepsie Nightclub Owner: Ben Dasaro
Bathroom Girl: Cara Guglielmino
Party Girl #1: Allie Schulz
Comedy Cellar Patron: Manny Siverio
Priest: Chris Kepford
Roger: Jeff Roches
Bus Passenger: Rosemary Howard
Kurt Metzger: Kurt Metzger
Woman Executive: Caroline Strong
Producer: Blair Breard
High End Executive: Gina Hernandez
Sound Mixer: Justin Gray
Myq Kaplan: Myq Kaplan
Pushy Airport Suit: Rich Rothbell
The Bartender: James Schram
Guy #3: Graham Kurtz
Unapologetic Woman: Hannelore Williams
Office Assistant: Sonya Cooke
College Girl #4: Claudia Kiss
Janitor: Joe Tom Collins
Homeless Replacement: Martin Pfefferkorn
Security Guard #1: Harold Plaut
FOB Soldier: Cyrah Hawkins
Bar Patron: Teena Byrd
Bouncer: Manny de la Cruz
Black Woman on Train: Volieda Webb
Laughing Soldier: Robert Trapp
Girl in School Hallway: Kayli Gural
Dane Cook's Bodyguard: Brett McClelland
Speedo-Man: Walter Masterson
Paramedic: Kevin Kolack
Older Cuban Man: Anthony Correa
Biker: Sam Yazbeck
Rude Beach Hunk: Tracy Lee
Self - Russ & Daughters: Niki Russ Federman
Guy at Strip Club: Antonio E. Moreno
College Girl: Marisa Lee Douenias
Santiago: Johann Luna
Subway Passenger: Ashley North
Millionaire Guest: Lorenzo Beronilla
Blake's Brother: Stephen C. Mitchell
Cool Guy #2: Pedro Saint Morillo
Small Bullied Kid: Isaac Galizio
Counter Guy: Reynaldo Piniella
Pot Luck Attendee: Lynne Valley
Man Asleep: Phil Cappadora
Flea Market Woman: Jessica Shea Alverson
Spiritual Guru Chanter: Frankie Verroca
Asian Funeral Mourners: Marmee Regine Cosico
Guy on Phone at Precinct: Scott Martin
Shop Patron: David T. Zimmerman
Written by: Louis C.K.
Production: Bluebush Productions, Pig Newton, 3 Arts Entertainment, FX Productions
Release date: 29 Jun 2010