He's not answering, 'cause that that is not his name.

Description: A look into the nightly lives of four vampires who have lived together on Staten Island for over a century.

Cast:
Nandor: Kayvan Novak
Laszlo Cravensworth: Matt Berry
Nadja: Natasia Demetriou
Guillermo de la Cruz: Harvey Guillén
Colin Robinson: Mark Proksch
The Guide: Kristen Schaal
Sean Rinaldi: Anthony Atamanuik
Baron Afanas: Doug Jones
Derek: Chris Sandiford
The Sire: Chris Mark
Marwa: Parisa Fakhri
The Djinn: Anoop Desai
Child Colin #2: Violet Tinnirello
Child Colin #3: Liam McKenna
Shanice: Veronika Slowikowska
Frank: Gavin Fox
Silvia: Myrna Cabello
Mikey: Andy Hull
Jeff Suckler: Jake McDorman
Jenna: Beanie Feldstein
Charmaine Rinaldi: Marissa Jaret Winokur
Toby: Justin Bigelli
Bran: Randy Sklar
Baron's Familiar: Gloria Laino
Child Colin #1: Sam Duncan
Child Colin #4: Joseph Franco
Wraith Dancer: Bianca Melchior
Simon the Devious: Nick Kroll
Viago: Taika Waititi
Count Rapula: Mike Dara
Georgios: Laz Geronikolos
Baby Colin 1: Emily Mitchell
Dancer: Martin Samuel
Claude: Craig Robinson
Donal Logue: Donal Logue
Evie Russell: Vanessa Bayer
Vladislav: Jemaine Clement
Topher Delmonico: Haley Joel Osment
Dan: Michael Man
Wallace: Benedict Wong
Jonathan: Hayden Szeto
Arnie: Dominic Cuzzocrea
Tonya: Abigail Savage
Miguel: Frankie Quinones
Barbara Lazarro: Marceline Hugot
Trevor: Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll
Fitness Co-Worker: Nicolas Grimes
Chad: Kelly Penner
Vampire Elvis: Shawn Wayne Klush
Dougie: Ro Manning
Maite: Emma McCoslin
Dog Guillermo: William Calvert
Ange: Hannan Younis
Freddie: Al Roberts
Lamb Guillermo: Bridget Hoffman
Narrator: Tina Morasco
Valeria: Socorro Santiago
The Silent One: Craig Burnatowski
Even Older Familiar: Chick Roberts
Jogger: Tig Fong
Pig Guillermo: Warren Sroka
Wharfinger: Jon Gabrus
Wendy: Olympia Lukis
Baby Colin 2: Griffin Wurster
Liza: Karen Parker
Yia-Yia Susan: Angeliki Giannakopoulos
Hooded Dancer: Natalie Moore
Gus: Jimmy Makris
Konstantin: Aris Tyros
Tasia: Alexandra Augustine
Christina: Marianthi Evans
Jeremy: James Dwyer
Celeste: Greta Lee
Lilith: Lucy Punch
Jim the Vampire: Mark Hamill
Joanna: Dorrett White
Scott Bakula: Scott Bakula
Jan: Cree Summer
Gail: Aida Turturro
Wes Blankenship: Tyler Alvarez
Doctor Tom Schmidt: Fred Armisen
Animal Control Officer: Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Immigration Officer: Maury Ginsberg
90s Blonde: Paige Locke
Lucy: Madeleine Martin
Quinn: Clara Wong
Benjy Everett: Jack O'Connell
Carol: Christine Ebadi
Vampire FedEx Man: Alastair Forbes
Contessa Carmilla De Mornay: Khandi Alexander
Meg: Lauren Collins
Gargoyle #1: Julie Klausner
Sheila: Catherine Cohen
Richie Suck: Affion Crockett
John Slattery: John Slattery
Patton Oswalt: Patton Oswalt
Helen Johnson: Kerri Kenney
Naked Human #1: Jason Lee Bell
Kyle: Chris Perfetti
Werewolf Leader: Arj Barker
Constantine: Michael Giel
Madelaine: Jean Edwards
Karen: Rakhee Morzaria
Coach Swanson: Ashley Botting
Tessa: Blessing Adedijo
Dominykas the Dreadful: David Cross
Gargoyle #2: Cole Escola
Cheery Wellness Center Member: Tamina Pollack-Paris
Anton: Derrick Beckles
Warren: Peter Francis James
Martha: Martha Kelly
Vampire Doctor: Gia Bay
Naked Human #2: Tressa Young
Tilda: Tilda Swinton
Paramedic #1: Khadijah Roberts-Abdullah
Priest: Oliver Dennis
Staten Island Dude: Bobby Daniels
Phil: Eric Andrews
Flapper: Victoria Whistance-Smith
Lecturer: Chantale Renee
Joan: Sondra James
Lilith as Nadja: Helena Garcia
Vampire Usher: Demetri Kellesis
Bar Regular: Steve Hobbs
Intern: Rachel Manson
Judi: Nour Hadidi
Man in House: Chad Allen
Guitar Player: Scott Dion Brown
Kelvin: Faisal Butt
Crone Cage Worker: Susan Applewhaite
Hannibal: Hannibal Buress
Joanna Roscoe: Jamie Linn Watson
Diner #1: Tom Hearn
Speed Dater Coordinator: Danielle Ayow
Passerby #1: Conor Bradbury
Evan: Evan Rachel Wood
Other Student: Emily Stranges
Kashana: Viviana Zarrillo
Paramedic #2: Byron Abalos
Phil's Girlfriend: Jessica B. Hill
Teen #1: Karim Butt
Dominatrix: Julia Vally
Love-Up Guy: Torin Arsenault
Witch #1: Julie Nolke
Young Familiar: Tricia Black
Victim: Emidio Lopes
Delivery Person: Gavin Pounds
Chunt: Michael-Misha Sinkovsky
Twin Vampire #1: Benjamin Luborsky
Coco: Samantha Helt
Ashley: Mercedes Morris
PCWC Cult Chorus Member: George Bladon
Kevin: Sharjil Rasool
Boxing Announcer: Mike Dagostino
Sofia Coppola: Sofia Coppola
Head Vampire: Jesse Camacho
Guidance Counselor: David Boyle
Older Gentleman: Steven Bidwell
Teenager: Yashia Allen
Ted Spinelli: Logan Crawford
Terry: Ivan Martin
Passerby #2: Alex Morris
Diner #2: Eli Katz
Man in Football Jersey: Jon Blair
Danny: Danny Trejo
Jocky Dude: Adrian Spencer
Colby: Jeremy O. Harris
June: Mary Gillis
Teen #2: Max Calinescu
Bobby: Justin Linville
Store Employee: Alessandra Vite
Houston: Lilly Noelle Bartlam
Car Driver: Dan Darin-Zanco
New Co-Worker: Kevin Whalen
Twin Vampire #2: Charlie Luborsky
Dancer Witch #1: Bria Grace Mitchell
Hotel Staffer: Chris George
Dave Lewis: Nabil Rajo
Cater Waiter: Kevin Chiao
HR Vampire: Al Maini
Jim Jarmusch: Jim Jarmusch
Ahmed: Kamiran Aldeo
Patron: Mustafa Bulut
Leonardo Da Vinci: Felipe Aukai
Sobbing Couple Wife: Angelica Alejandro
Elderly Lady Familiar: Peggy Calvert
Lisa Lipton: Danielle Nottingham
Passerby #3: Guled Abdi
Baron's Neighbor: Sasha Wentges
Diner #3: Franco Nguyen
Man in a Button Down: Teq Zwarych
Paul: Paul Reubens
Biff: Rob Ramsay
Ska Dude: Dave Murgittroyd
Park Man: Jamison Webb
Dude #1: Ted Hallett
Bridge & Tunnel Vampire: Ariane Laezza
Brad: Ben Sanders
Grandfather Vampire: Wyatt Lamoureux
Dancer Witch #2: Elisha Ladeza
Colin's Boss: Beth Bovaird
Young Man: Julius Cho
Jennifer the Dreadfully Loathsome 'Gabby': Chelsea Preston
Conductor: Joseph Daly
Thomas Mars: Thomas Mars
Sal Vulcano: Sal Vulcano
Ring Master: Nick Corirossi
Scott Joplin: Sam Asante
Alice: Christina Dixon
Sobbing Couple Husband: Armando Alera
Alexander: Robert Smigel
Heather Dupont: Samantha Brown
Attendant: Naomi Wright
Tearful Couple - Woman: Chantel Winters
Speed Dater: Marienne Castro
Wesley: Wesley Snipes
Doug Peterson: Richie Moriarty
Park Woman: Kate Comer
Police Officer: Alex Spencer
Bouncer: Kip Brown
Vampire in Leather Costume: Sean Kavanaugh
Man on Street: Luis Fernandes
Emcee: Derek Barnes
Dancer Witch #3: Haley Chau
Judge: Brenda Robins
Vampire Reporter: Tim Beresford
Sammy Davis Jr.: Michael Lamont Lytle
Mina: Nadine Djoury
Che Guevara: Victor Ayala
Chef: Louis Adams
Hag Vampire: Shel Goldstein
Mother: Krystle Ferdinand
Vampire at Urgent Care: Wayne Burns
Sam Pascal: Gurdeep Ahluwalia
Tearful Couple - Man: Sean Jones
Rita (Charmaine's Roommate): Becki England
Deacon: Jonny Brugh
Creepy Vampire: Alex Karzis
Jiang Shi: Redd Ochoa
Cashier: Angel Lo
Cheyenne: KhaRå Martin
Horse Cop: James Roussel
Young Comic: Adam Christie
Vampire Reporter #2: Mairi Babb
Eli Jackson: Dennis Lafond
Inspector: John Balabik
Vampire Woman: Leeann Ball
Crew Guy Kevin: Sam Al Esai
Wine Bar Manager: Andréa Grant
Uber Driver: Courtenay Taylor
Vampire Nurse: Courtney Keir
TV Producer: Deney Forrest
Hector: Kostas Papagiannidis
Baby: Esmee LaBreche
Garrett: Dave Bautista
Game Master: Casey Feigh
Sylvia: Samantha Madely
Larper #1: Alison Niven
Child Vampire #1: Nalini Ingrita
Drunk Loud Woman: Joy Castro
Vampire Reporter #3: Keethan Krish
Iorek The Knavish: Mike Tabal
Frank Sinatra: Richard Lee
Hobgoblin: Michael Hough
Marwa's Father: Peter Bou-Ghannam
Dim-Witted Looking Vampire: Cassie Cao
Sales Associate: Madison Seguin
Lenore: Anastasia Kokolakis
Construction Worker #1: Zahir Gilani
Vasilika the Defiler: Alexandra Henrikson
Badabook: Francesco Antonio
Child Vampire #2: Aaron Davis
Larper #2: Faith Curnew
Dean Martin: Chris Locke
Vampire Reporter #4: Sheila Isaro
Gustave Leroy: Michael McDonald
Amanda: Jessica Rose
Nasrin: Laiko Foroughi
Demon: Kurtys Kidd
Improv Leader: Carson Gale
Marwa's Mother: Aida Keykhaii
Stefania: Katerina Taxia
Construction Worker #2: Nik Salt
Snarling Female Familiar: Regan Elizabeth Brown
Puzzled Crowd #1: Ree Andrews
Marcus Werewolf: Bobby Wilson
Vampire #1: Becky Johnson
Kimya: Erica Anderson
Vampire Reporter #5: Jeff Yung
Dealer #1: Reon Lucas
Vampire Rapper #1: Chris Robinson
Vampire Club Goer 1: Krystle Chance
Darya: Hailey Imany
Young Vampire: Joel Koshy
Vampire Kid #1: Jael Obasi
Employee: Pearl Sun
Group Leader: Dale Boyer
Yorgos: Kosta Haitas
Vampire Vet: Emily Richardson
Puzzled Crowd #2: Isaac Pilozo
Rhonda: Barbara de la Fuente
Vampire #2: Julie Mahendran
Teen Girl Vampire #1: Ava Arrindell
Vampire Club Goer 2: Daniel Malik
Valkyrie 1: Laura Ramoso
Vampire Kid #2: Evie Loiselle
Zahra: Sarah Khasrovi
Nico: Johnny Solo
Optometrist: Alison Deon
Puzzled Crowd #3: Megan Dawson
Vampire Attendant: Wole Daramola
Woman in Group #1: Brenda Ngo
Other Familiar #1: Rashaana Cumberbatch
Vampire DJ: Craig Henry
Waiter: Kevin Finn
Ms. Oakley: Mary Pitt
Dancer Witch #8: Taveeta Szymanowicz
Teen Girl Vampire #3: Abby Stretch
Ring Girl: Bruna Magrini
Valkyrie 2: Alex Jade
Audience Vampire: Aaron Maxwell Williams
Bachelorette Girl: Kabriel Lilly
Guy in Ski Mask: Darryl Scheelar
Naked Familiar with Cone: Jacob Boose
Nursing Home Resident: Allen Hughes
Other Familiar #2: Francis Melling
Black Peter, a Goat: James Frain
Crowd #1: Kayla Dumont
Housekeeper: Kelly Marie McKenna
Host Vampire: Tanner Zipchen
Roshni: Shiva Safari
Vampire in Audience: Jesse Lowell
Gregg: Gregg Turkington
Caged Human: Scott Anderson
School Teacher: Dina Pino
Kid: Piper Gage
Older Familiar: Pamela MacDonald
Crowd #2: Amish Patel
Wedding Officiant: Jack Mosshammer
Armani: Fereshteh Samimi
Aparna: Aparna Nancherla
Robber: Kevan Kase
Third Grade Kid: Shiloh O'Reilly
Dominic (Sean's Cousin): Dave Comeau
Subway Performer: Abbas Wahab
Reem: Bahareh Yaraghi
Jo: Jo Firestone
Donut Shop Employee: Laura J. Commisso
Clerk: Rolando Alvarez Giacoman
The Dreaded Fayard: Ejyp Johnson
Arturo Rodriguez: Kostas Tourlentes
Child's Mother: Natalie Morgan
Warlock: Richard Willis
Jonathan the Vampire: Justin Landry
Choreographer: Roberto Campanella
Museum Security Guard: Dave Lapsley
Vampire Orderly: Rob Baker
Ernest Hemingway: Brendan Murray
Random Vampire: Guy Quango
Beautiful Vampire: Nancy Yu
Baby Colin 4: Willow Astbury
Mahatma Gandhi: Murli Nedungadi
Baby Colin 5: Daxton William Lund
Phineas Taylor Barnum: Simon Pond
Tchaikovsky: Yuri Shamsin
Murasaki Shikibu: Yui Ugai
DJ: Dujean Williams
Cousin Demetrios: John Tokatlidis
Contractor: Jay Yoo
Voter on Zoom: Tony Tran
Other Voter on Zoom: Karen O'Keefe
Audience Member: Astrid Atherly
Blavglad the Exsanguinator: Anthony Lake
Freak Sister: Agata Waclawska
Blunderbuss Familiar: Paul Jones
Vampire: Bek Tucker
Proprietor: Jim Chad
Asian Mike: Huy Hao Tran
Vampire Cole: Cole Leuthel
Harris: Jennifer Healey
Casino Guest: Sylvain Plasse
Rodriguez Entourage: Shawn Gordon Fraser
Banshee: Farah Foster-Manning
The Tailor: Robert Morse
Pretzel Vendor: Adam Singer
Sock Guy: Clint Butler
He Who Shall Not Be Named (Greg): Stephen Quammie
Boy: Moracco Aurelius Latimore