A baby being rescued from the burning building. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A day or two worth of thank yous is plenty. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A hundred and twenty eight dollars? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A little better. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A party? Are you nuts? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A photojournalist must maintain a modicum of dignity. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A salami sandwich, french fries and two chili dogs. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A shopping cart? A hurtling shopping cart. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
A thousand dollar minimum balance. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
According to Mypos custom, I have to go far away... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Actually, you know, if you fixed up some of the used things you take in... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
After you've made eye contact... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ah, fantastic. Yes, and speaking of fantastic... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ah! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All because of this person, who I am not talking to. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All I know is last night, he taught me how to say no... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, all right, I'll give him, like, a little test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, come on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, go ahead. Just don't tell her you know me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, here we go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, I'll go. There. I hope you're happy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, I'm gone. I'm out of here. No, no, cousin, cousin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, let's get this over with so I can go home. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, look, I'll build you a little driving simulator. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, now take your time. Some of these questions can be tricky. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, the money. Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, up. Bath time is over. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right, you got a bet. And I'll teach him in my car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right. But this is a little faster than I usually like to operate. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All right. Make yourselves ready. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
All you need is someone to teach you how to drive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Almost neurotic about it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Am I in debt? Yep. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Am I looking up "Larry Appleton"? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
An apple for Larry Appleton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And all he had to do was take Gorbachev for a walk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And all of this mess. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And as you lift, you push in. Yes, I know, cousin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And besides, I'm more of a kind of a talking expert than a, uh... Uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And do you know why? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And don't worry about me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And don't worry, I'll be careful. Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And for you, Susan, your favorite sugarless gum. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And he said, "Right." So... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And here I am. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And here's the money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I cannot remember is it brake or gas, the g****fruit. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I certainly didn't get up on the wrong side of the flock from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I don't know why they call it rush hour because nothing moves. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I found your father to move in. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I got up on the roof, and it was covered with pigeons. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I just want you to know that it's... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I mean maybe. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I said, "Of course," because it's only 93 blocks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I said, "You give me that." This what we do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I want to thank you both for letting me hang out with you anyway. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I'll go get my truck. Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe. Yes, yes. Now you're safe. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if he goes, I go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if I came up and did that, it would flip around like the tassels on a belly dancer. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if I'm gonna make it as a photojournalist... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if she looks back, you know, you kind of hold the look. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if you don't hit anything, we'II, uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if you ever violate that trust... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if you let this good person walk out that door... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And if you're not working, I can't take $ 10 a week out of your salary... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And in case you're wondering, they don't do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And it's time... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And just pull out into traffic. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And lift. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And now no one will ever know that they came here together. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And push. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And she said to me, "Would you take this to my house?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And she would say to me, "Balki, don't do that." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And six months later, I took off the cast, and what do you think? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And so then the first one presents his sheep. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And so, when we got there, I had to hook up the antenna.. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And that's why this is gonna be so much fun. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And the others say, "This is a very beautiful animal." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And the proof is that nobody even bothered to acknowledge my birthday. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And the year after that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then I dip a toe in and call it a day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then I got on the bus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then I said "no," and he got mad. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then the next one presents his sheep. But it's just a horrible Iooking animal. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then the old lady had to come up and drag me off the roof like Tippi Hedren. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then they come and sit on my neck, and I don't like that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then tonight... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then, the sheep looks up, right into their faces... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And then, when you move these two big speakers... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And they say, "This has got to be the most ugly animal in the worid." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And they were coming toward me because they want to peck me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And this furniture is not. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And this is Sandra from the doughnut shop. Oh, hi. Hi. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And this junk will be gone before lunch from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And this may surprise you, but I need you too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And this must be Balki from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And to prove it, I want you to go out there this afternoon... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And today, I get to laugh in a man's face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And tonight, I'll teach you how to balance your checkbook. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And what does he have? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And why not? Last night all my horse accounts paid off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you are telling me that he's not going to embarrass me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you didn't even worry about your car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you didn't think I'd catch on? Turn it on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you don't have to tell me how terrible I'm going to feel... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you learned something. Actually, you learned the same thing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you'll never do this again. Never again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you're not a quitter. You know why? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And you're welcome. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And? That's the punch line. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And... What this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
And... What this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Another letter from Ed McMahon. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Anxious. Upset. Irritable. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Anybody for the salad bar? There is no salad bar. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Appleton, front and center. I'm planning a real big poker game tonight. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Are you crazy? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Are you done? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Are you kidding? You're a lieutenant. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Aren't we all? What? No, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Aren't you happy for me? Yeah, why not? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
As soon as I pay back Twinkletoes and put my whole family through college... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ask me how I paid for these things. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
At 24, I was supposed to win a Pulitzer Prize. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
At 3 a. M? That's what they said. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
At least until my car depreciates another year. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Aw. Now you see you're not a failure, because you have friends. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Backwards? It's a figure of speech. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki Bartokomous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki Claus is coming to town. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki would like to open a checking account. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Balki, Balki from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Balki, no, no, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Balki, please. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, do you have any idea how much minimum wage is? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, do you...? Do you think that l...? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, Dolly Parton just went for a walk with the guy she's with. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, don't do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, don't you see what happened? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, get out of my way. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, give him your money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, give him your money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, give me my camera. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, how can you sleep at a time like this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, how did you pay for these things? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I apologized. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I can't move my arms. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I don't know these people. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I want you to do me a big favor. You want me to watch the store? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I want you to do me a big favor. You want me to watch the store? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I'd like to apologize. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, I'm sorry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, is that you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, it's only a driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, let me make something absolutely clear. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, meet Susan. She's our neighbor. Hi. Nice to meet you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, no, no. Thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, save something for your honeymoon. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, she's having an affair. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, sit this one out. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, that little old lady took advantage of you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, that was the photo editor from the Chicago Weekly Gazette. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, that's not how you meet women. That's how muggers meet women. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, this is my first sale. Oh, cousin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, this is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, watch and learn. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, what happened? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, would you please shine my shoes? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, would you shine my shoes? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, you did it. I'm proud of you. Thank you, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, you gotta go to a place where single women hang out. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, you have to stop doing that to Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, you're alive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki, you've gotta be nice to these people. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. Balki, you got rid of my things, my things, my things! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. Balki. Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki. My back. It doesn't hurt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Balki... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Basketball? Loved it. Loved it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Beautifully put. But you're the one who passed the test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Because everybody has somebody on his right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Because I have a squirrel in this one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Because that is what responsible people do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Because you were born with the desire to make yourself better. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Because you're cracked from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Before you know it, I'm an 80 year old aspiring photojournalist. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Big news. I'm going on my first American date tomorrow night from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Blue. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bo, bo, bo, bo. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boy, Chicago is a big place. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boy, somebody got up on the wrong side of the flock. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boy, you are grumpy in the morning. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boy, you're taking this hard. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boys, my beloved wife. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Boys, put this little goldmine out for our customer to pick up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Buckle up. Start the car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bus, bus, bus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bus, bus, bus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But anybody can do it. I mean, you see a woman, you smile. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But he said, "No, you have to go to the big city of Chicago... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But how do I get my money when I want to use it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But I could pay you back if you give me a job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But I don't know about banks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But I know that couldn't be true... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But I'm a better person for it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But if everyone is singing and dancing, they don't point to one man and say: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But if I do that for you... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But it better be convincing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But it'll work. Balki fixed it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But it's 3 in the morning. I don't believe it.. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But now I find you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But the customer likes him, and that's why they come back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But the man at the bank said... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But the TV works like a charm. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But then, as I recall, this male member is a code violator... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But then, I've taken this job to pay the bills. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But things are looking up. "Photo by Larry Appleton." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But this is America. Open all night. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But this is my mad money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But to make it up, I won't charge you for the hour I worked. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But who was it that said: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you can build on that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you don't from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you made me stick with it when I was ready to throw up the towel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you promised to teach me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you said you don't want anyone to even say "birthday." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you shouldn't do it because you feel you have to. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you sold his hat rack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But you wouldn't let me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
But, you know... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Buttock pinches. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Buy something or get out. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
By somebody named "Pat Pending." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bye bye, now. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bye bye. Happy birthday. Bye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Bye. Bye bye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I be candid? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I come with you? Okay, okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I help you? Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I say, "Watch the birdie"? No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I take her with me? No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can I try it? Oh, oh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can somebody help me, please? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can we get on with this? We're on our lunch break. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can you do Lacey? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can you fix any radio? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Can't stay long, pal. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Color TV. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come here, Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on, Appleton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on, everybody, feel the beat. Put on your boogie sandals. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on, Gorbachev. If you're good, we'll feed you a mailman from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on, put them up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on. Open it up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come on. Go. Nice to meet you too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Come over here to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Congratulations. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Could you folks excuse us for just a minute? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Couldn't remember? It's the brake. It's the brake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry has a bad back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, come over here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, did you get the picture? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, Dimitri... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, don't you notice anything different? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, I don't know what you want. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, I have been looking at the manual. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, I'm so happy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, what this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, when a person learns something about himself... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, you know, someday, I'm going to look at you and say: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, you were nice to that person on the phone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry, you'll let me use your car again? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry? What? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry? What? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin Larry? Cousin Larry? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, cousin, relax. I may be nervous, but I know my g's and u's. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, how did it go at the newspaper? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, I need to take a break. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, I throw it together at the last minute... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, I'll do this for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, there's nothing here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, would you please let me fix this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, you just didn't sell one picture. No, it's not just the one picture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, you look miserable. Why don't you go lie down? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin, your back is still hurting. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousin? Cousin, cousin, don't do that. I'm just gonna hang up my coat. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cousins should joke more. Yes, yes, they should. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cover the left eye, please. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Cover the other eye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Crullers. How did you know? I didn't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Current address, 6... 627 Lincoln Boulevard. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Damn. It occurred to you too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Dance. Five, six, seven, eight. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Darn. One more and we would've had a perfect pyramid. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did anybody notice? No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did he say something about Dolly Parton? Did he say she was going out? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did I forget to mention that the jerks didn't want to buy my photograph? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did I tell you my joke about the three sheepherders? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did not. You did too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did you enjoy going to the basketball game with my husband? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did you get lucky? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did you give me the key? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Did you like Mypos food? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Didn't you have a driver's license back in Mypos? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Didn't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do Cagney for me again. Oh, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do I stand behind my products? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do me a favor. Lock up before you go to bed, okay? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do what? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do you come here often? No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do you have any sweatshirts? Right over there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do you mean my savings too? Yes, yes, your savings too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Do you mind if I call you turnip? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Does Telly Savalas love you, baby? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Does that mean I don't get to play St. Francis in the school play? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Doesn't matter now. My birthday's over. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Dolly Parton is staying in town secretly. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Dolly Parton wouldn't do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Dolly Parton. Bye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Dolly Parton. I love her. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't be ridiculous. I am not born in the U.S.A. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't be ridiculous. It's because he sees we're both good persons. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't be shy. Come, come. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't forget to fold up the couch. You left it open yesterday. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't move. Just stand there. Can you do that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't point. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't talk like that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't tell me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't they have anything on Mypos besides sheep? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't they? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't worry about me. I know where I'm going. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't worry. I know the correct way to lift without putting stress on my back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't worry. No turnips allowed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you ever, ever do that again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you ever, ever do that again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you ever, ever do that again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you ever, ever do that again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you give me that face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you realize what you've done to me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you see the significance of this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you see what's happened? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you think it would be easier in your car? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Don't you understand anything about banking? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Donald, the strangest thing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Donald? Sold. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Donnie, I want you to watch me spend your money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Door three. Door number two. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Easier for you, not for me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Easy for you, you're a happening guy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Easy, I'm not a nice person. Now pay me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Edwina, my pet. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Eh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Erotic? Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Even better. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Even you, my best friend... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Every day, the first thing he does when he comes in... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Every panhandler on the block knows you by your first name: Sucker. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Everyone is looking at us. I don't like that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Everything. Now, get it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Everything's fine. Just a little tense. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse me a moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse me, he means no harm. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse me, I think my friend here may have made a hasty act here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse me, sir. Me and Lou, we gotta run. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse me. I'm interested in this chair. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Excuse us. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Eye contact. Like the Three Stooges? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Face it, we both know the yo yo can't get a license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Feeble. Boy, that was feeble. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Fine. You didn't lock me in. There was no one at the door. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Finished? How could you be? I knew all the answers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Fired? He just gave you official papers to take a nice walk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Five hundred bucks. You got it. Here's a $50 deposit. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Fix this old radio, and he's got a job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Flowers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
For example, I wanna be a photojournalist. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
For instance, you could come here and borrow money yourself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
For the party and for helping to keep my dream alive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Forty five dollars. That was a couple hundred dollars' worth of stuff. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Forty five. Forty five bucks? That hat rack was solid brass. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Frank had a heart attack? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Frank was so happy he wasn't dead that he gave me my driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Friend, member of the male brotherhood. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gentlemen and turnip... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gentlemen, front and center. I'm going to the track. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Give somebody a white cane, they think they own the sidewalk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Go ahead, say something. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Go away. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Go slow. Take it easy. Be cool. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Go work on the radio. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good deal, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good morning, America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good morning, cheers, and top of the day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good morning, Mr. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good morning, turnips. Boy, am I a lucky guy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good night, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good night. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good night. Good night. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good opening line, Cousin Larry, but she is my date. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good, huh? Very good, I'm very proud of you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Goodbye, American cousin. Nice to meet you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Goodbye, love goddess. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Goodbye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Goodnight, Susan. Goodnight. I had a great time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gorbachev took off after her, dragging me behind like a rag doll. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gorbachev? A dog the size of a Buick. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
G****fruit is the brake. Who doesn't know that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Great, just what I need. I'm babysitting for the Hound of the Baskervilles. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Great. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Green and red are gonna be on later. You might wanna stay up and watch. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Grim, isn't it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gus went on his break. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Gus, this means a lot to me. Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ha, ha! Fine. Oh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ha! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hanging in there is part of what the American spirit is all about. Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday to you from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday, dear... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday, guy from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy birthday. Thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Happy? Getting fired does not make me happy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Have you noticed the time? Yes, I've noticed the time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He can do anything he puts his mind to. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He can not do to you what is my fault. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He could be lying out there injured. How can you think of money? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He grovels great. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He is doomed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He is so cute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He looks up to me. How can I cast him aside?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He make everything perfect for you, and you won't find anyone to do better. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He was always loyal to you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He went for his driver's test two hours ago and never came back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He'll take that one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He's excited. He should be. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
He's from another country. And he has a head injury. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hear, hear. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello, Gus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello, Levi. My name is Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello, Mrs. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello, Ritz... Hello, hello, Ritz Discount. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello, Susan. Hi. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello? Oh, hello, Larry's mommy. How are you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hello. The Ritz. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Help me get this furniture upstairs. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Here he is. Go ahead. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Here you go. Open it up. You gonna open it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Here's your written test. Over there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, but we had fun, didn't we? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, g**** leaf, turn on the radio. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, mama. You be getting down with your bad self. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, we're having a good time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, where do you get off anyway? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, you are one lucky dude to have him as your friend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, you disappeared pretty fast. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, you know, this sounds like a song from my country. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey, you lucked out. You got a good one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey! Hey. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey! Hey! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey! Hey! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey! Hey! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey! Hey! Hey! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hey. I'm asking for a favor. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, guys. Oh, hi, Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, Larry. Oh, hi, Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, Larry. Sorry, no time. Gotta run. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, Mr. Twinkacetti. Rotten day, isn't it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, Mr. Twinkacetti. The handicapped harassing you again? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi, Susan, Tina. Hi. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Hi. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Higher, higher, higher. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
His only mistake was to be good friend to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ho, ho, ho! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Home of the Whopper. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
How can I say this? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
How can you miss a big, yellow bus with large flashing lights? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
How much do you like me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
How you did that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I actually have my own bachelor pad. You want a beer? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I also bought you this nice bug light. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am a car butcher. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am a lowly immigrant who dared to dream. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am a sheepherder. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am begging you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am dirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am dirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am dirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am dirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am not one of them. I don't like to sing. I don't like to dance. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am sorry forever. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am sorry forever. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am sorry forever." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am suffering a personal crisis of major proportion... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am the sweat of a pig. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am the sweat of a pig. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I am... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I bartered, like we do at the marketplace on Mypos. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I believe in you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I bought you new furniture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can die happy now. Right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can fix anything. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can fix things. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can grovel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't believe it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't believe it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't believe you did this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't give up my dream of becoming a photojournalist. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't let you invade her privacy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't sleep. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't wait to hit the highway. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I can't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I come from Wisconsin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I cook all day for you and still you're not talking to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I could come to this bank and borrow my own money and then pay them interest? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I could? Sure. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I could've bought a new couch, but no, I had to buy a used one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I demand a recount. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I did it from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I did just what you told me. It didn't work. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I didn't even know you were coming. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I didn't see a school bus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I didn't want to get on the expressway, but I got confused. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't believe it. That radio never sounded that good brand new. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't deserve a driver's license. I don't even deserve a library card. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't even want to hear the word, "birthday." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't have a driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't have a sack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't know what you're talking about from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't know. I guess I just wasn't in the mood to celebrate this year. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't like to be embarrassed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't need any pagan cures. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't think it's right just because she has a public figure. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't think so. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't think that's the kind of date he's talking about. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I don't wanna talk about it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I feel bad about not getting back to him. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I feel like a fool to come here and bother you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I feel terrible. I was thinking... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I fell asleep before I got to test it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I finally got a break. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I found $600 in your office... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I found out why she's staying under an assumed name. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I give up. Why? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got a tip from a friend who works at the Wycliffe Hotel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got one wrong? It's okay. You passed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got one wrong? Only one. That's fantastic. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got that furniture you ordered. Oh, wonderful. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I got to the hotel just as her cab was pulling away. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I gotta get downstairs for the night owl edition. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I gotta get this picture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I gotta hurry if I wanna catch them. Do me a favor. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I guess so. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I had an accident in Cousin Larry's car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I had the chance to get an exclusive photograph of a famous person. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I hate these old customs. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have a job now that pays minimum wage. Shh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have a little corner of it growing on my dining room table. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have heard so much about you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have made eye contact. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have no integrity. Of course you do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have so much to learn. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have spent my whole life avoiding embarrassing situations. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I have to run upstairs and protect Susan's legs from rodents. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I haven't done that in a while either. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I help you anyway. Thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I hope he didn't take advantage of you from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I hope whoever it is brought a chain saw. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I jumped into another cab and said, "Follow that car." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just hide it better the rest of the day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just moved 12 tons of bodybuilding equipment... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just remembered. I got a truckload of bodybuilding equipment downtown. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just sold a thousand bucks' worth of equipment for 500? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just wanted to get a picture of a famous person committing adultery. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I just was hoping we could wait a little longer. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I knew I was right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I knew it was somebody important. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I know how to be cool. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I know, but I said to him, "You want to take a left?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I know, I know. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I know. I can hardly believe it myself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I know. Sit, sit. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I learned I was a sleaze. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I like that shirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I like that story. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I look everywhere for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I made a fool out of myself. I am so embarrassed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I made a public spectacle out of myself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I made you get that bank account and I didn't take the time to explain the basics. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I may as well throw my master plan right out the window. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I mean, it's not that I don't trust you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I mean, my car is very special to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I met one fox like American woman. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I might be able to borrow your...? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I never gave it a thought. Did you put on the parking brake? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I never knew fixing a radio could be so quiet. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I now put on you the Mypos Kiss of Silence. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I only talk to my friends. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I open the door for her, I pull out the chair, I don't speak with my mouth full... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I overreacted. I owe you an apology. I'm sorry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I prefer more formal situations, you know, uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I really don't wanna meet anyone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I said that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I say to everyone, "Have you seen Larry?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I see. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I see. So we're sort of related by rumor. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I sense you have left out some small but important detail. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I should've gone into motel management. Or nut farming with my uncle Leo. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I shouldn't be teaching you anything. I don't know how to have fun. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I shouldn't take advantage of a fellow member of the male brotherhood. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I sold a picture. That's great. Fabulous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I sold it to Mr. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I sold it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I sold that chair, and that fan, and that brass coat rack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I suppose he can just listen. All right, one moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I suppose he can just listen. All right, one moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I suppose this means you also didn't bake me a cake? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I suppose you're gonna tell me there was no one at the door from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I teach high school geography. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think I'll just hit the sack. I think I'll just hit the sack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think it's time I took your back by the horns. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think that's a little out of your league. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think we should get some practice... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think we should take a few more practice spins around the living room... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think we're out of ice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I think you won't admit it. But you really did have fun tonight. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I thought you were going to your citizenship class. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I told you all sales are final. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I told you to hit the brake. Yes, but you confused me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I tore my clothes. I sprained my ankle. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I tried to call you from the hospital, but the phones were being used. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I understand. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I volunteered my car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I walk the streets. I search the alleys. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I wanna get close enough to get the picture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want it to be a surprise. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want the rest of my money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want to worship your painted toenails. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want you to pick it up. Shouldn't take your more than a whole day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want you to watch the store. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I want you to watch the store. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was a fool to think that ever I could have a license like a real American. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was more concerned about my car than your feelings. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was one of nine kids. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was over at the doughnut shop and what's his name came in. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was supposed to sell my first photograph when I was 16. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was thinking that you probably didn't go to a basketball game last night. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was willing to destroy a person's reputation... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I was wrong, I'm sorry I pouted. There. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I wasn't inviting you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I won't forget this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I would not shine your shoes if my life depend on it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I would probably be arrested for speed reading. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I would rather spend the evening with Jabba the Hutt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I would've been dragged to my death... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I wrote checks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I wrote on your birthday card. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I, on the other hand, like to make sure there's water, a lifeguard... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll bet it did. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll do better. Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll explain it some other time, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll get back on that horse. You bet you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll get it from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll get it from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll get it. No, no, cousin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll give you $65 for this furniture, turnip. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll hide the party stuff, and that way, we all surprise him at the same moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll hide the party stuff, and that way, we all surprise him at the same moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll make an exception just to say this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll never be nice again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll show it who's boss. That's the spirit. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll take care of this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll tell you why, because nobody ever returns your calls. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'll work, I'll take your abuse, but I won't lie to your wife for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm 24. Time ran out at midnight. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm a failure. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm a loser in life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm a professional sheepherder. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm a true American. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm Balki Bartokomous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm going to my citizenship class. Balki, you can't do this to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm going. Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm gonna buy back my furniture for what you paid Balki for it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm gonna go put on my face. Sure, easy for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm gonna tell you something about my upbringing I have never told you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm grumpy all the time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm hungry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm lucky I wasn't killed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm not allowed to move. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm not smart enough to call the hotel and find out what he said? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm only doing this for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm pathetic. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm proud of you. Yeah? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm so lucky to be here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm so sorry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm sorry, it's just that getting a driver's license is very important to him. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm sorry. You're sorry? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm sorry. All out of little gold stars. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm sorry. I'm just nervous about my date. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm turning right now. Signal. Signal. Signal! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm very nervous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm very proud. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm your friend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I'm, uh, looking for a "Balki Bartokomous." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I've got Cousin Larry locked in the closet. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I've got it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I've got the talent, and Dolly Parton is my luck. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I've got to be there at 6 to sign a release and get paid. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
I've spent 5 hours coming to a realization. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If four persons come to a four way stop at the same moment... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If he's not her husband, what's he doing in her room? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I can get a picture of her before anyone knows she's in town... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I had a toy, I had to share it with eight other kids. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I pick any losers, I'll think of you. Move it. Move it. Get away from my money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I walked as far on my little island of Mypos as I just walked... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I wanna hear a good idea, I'll go to a smarter source than you... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If I wanted to be a photojournalist with integrity... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If it isn't tweedledum and tweedledumber. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If it wasn't for you, I'd still be throwing myself at women's feet. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If that man was your driving examiner, you'd be in a lot of trouble. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If the building was to burn down, where would your money be? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If the building was to burn down, where would your money be? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If Tony Perkins shows up wearing a dress and carrying a very large kitchen knife... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If you wait too long, it'll be an experience you'll never forget. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If you will just pick out the style of checks you want... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
If you're gonna be embarrassed, don't go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
In my country... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
In Mypos, money is not that important. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
In the red zone? That's one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
In your car? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Includes check guarantee, credit card, overdraft protection... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Instead, you had faith in me, and you trusted me with your car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Intellectually, I know, I know, I'm overly possessive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is Balki here? I can't find him. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is Merv Griffin only a talk show host? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is Mount Rushmore only a chunk of stone? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is that all right? Good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is this neurotic? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Is today Mypos Apple and Gum Day? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Isn't life great? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Isn't she taking advantage of you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Isn't that something? Only in America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Isn't this just like America? Another happy ending. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It his dream come true. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It is a fascinating place. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It just hung there all limp and dangly. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It was the most important opportunity of my life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It was tough. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It was used, it was a little uncomfortable, but it was all mine. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It wasn't easy for you to pack up and come to America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It won't bend at all. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It would help if you didn't say "please." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It would help me if the floor didn't shake before noon. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It wouldn't be a car wreck without innocent bystanders. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's 2 a.m. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's a jungle out there, and I don't know how to swing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's a lovely dance with lots of people. Oh, look, they have takeout. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's a pop top can. Haven't you ever seen one of these before? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's a present from me to you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's because I see you're both out of work persons from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's broken. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's fine. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's gonna be like taking candy from a baby. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's just not the same without the chicken. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's just one of those gifts that can't miss. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's just that it's my car and it's your fault. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's just that, uh... Well, see, uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's kind of a symbol of... Park it over there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's Larry. Oh, he's early from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's my driver's license. I just got it renewed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's my kind of town, Chicago is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's not a big deal from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's not groveling unless your head is lower than mine from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's obvious in his country, cousins can marry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's okay, Balki. Forget it, Mr. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's on Twinkie. Where are the car keys? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's part of the code of the male brotherhood. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's so dark in here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's time I realized my limitations. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's times like this that a man realizes who his friends are. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
It's your birthday, isn't it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just don't do anything that will attract attention to us. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just hope my tears don't short circuit the electric blanket. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just kidding. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just lift and push. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just like Cagney. Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just one moment. There's a few things I don't understand. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just say no. No. I'm sorry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just sticks out like a nail in a board. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Just take the money, please. Yes. Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
L... I, uh... Ahem. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Land of my dreams. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry Appleton, you are the best friend... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry Appleton. That's me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry, I don't see how going on a date with a friend can be embarrassing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry, Larry, Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry, why aren't you talking to Balki? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry, why don't you go with him? Oh. Oh, no, no, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry. ? Larry from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Larry... Nice try. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Last night, I won $600 in the poker game. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let go the key. I'm trying. I'm really trying. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let me ask you something. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let me bathe in your beauty. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let me get that for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let me try to make something absolutely crystal clear for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let's be adult about this. Give me my camera. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let's boogie. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let's get this done so that we can go back to work. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let's go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Let's throw him a surprise birthday party. Oh, good idea. When? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Levi, after work, do you want to have a happy hour with me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lf it'll be easier for you, I'll go with you. Oh, sure, come along. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lift and push. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lift and push. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Like a hawk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Like that woman is looking at you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Like this: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Like you? I'd give you a kidney. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Linda just gave you a big dog to take care of. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Listen, Sister, look behind your TV. Do you see me there? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look at this place. It looks like Ella Fitzgerald gave a concert. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look out! Aah! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look this. Hello, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, Appleton, my wife hates for me to gamble. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, Balki, in America, a famous person gives up their right to privacy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, Balki, you and I are different. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, for safety's sake, we had better define eye contact. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, I can't just turn you out into the cold. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, look. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, there, see? He's come back. She's not going back to her husband. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, you can stay a couple of days, until you get a job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look, you're allowed seven mistakes. You passed the test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look. Just leave with whatever little dignity you have left. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Look... Look, I just don't like these places. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lower. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lower. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lower. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Lucky break. I couldn't see a thing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Make sure it's in park and start it up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Making a phone call. Balki, use the phone, I'll break a bone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Man to man. Men do those things for each other. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Max, Snake, Sandra. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Maybe it's her brother. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Maybe Mr. Twinkacetti won't notice these things are missing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Maybe when I was born nude in front of all those strangers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Maybe you should go out and meet some. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Maybe you should just go to a singles bar. Oh, a singles bar. I have seen that on TV. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Meeting. A meeting place. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mickey wouldn't try to run up your leg. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Morning, gentlemen. And I use the word incorrectly. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti told his wife he was with you last night. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti, give him a chance. How else can he pay you back? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti, good news. Cousin Larry sold a photograph. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti, he doesn't have it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti, how do you get dates? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti, something just occurred to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mr. Twinkacetti. Ah! Balki, Balki... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Must be child proof. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My cousin will be so happy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My father was a sheepherder. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My first American date. Diane says she'll even see me again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My flight gets back Tuesday. Yeah, okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My friend, my pal, these fingers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My God, my wife. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My grandfather was a sheepherder. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My name is Balki. I'm Larry's cousin. Philo, my fifth... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My parents weren't poor, but they didn't have a lot of money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My roommate. A stranger from another country. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My rug? You sold my lucky rug? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My underarms are safe, my scalp is not flaky... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
My very own driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Mypos is a real country. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Needless to say, Cousin Larry... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Nervous? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Neurotic, neurotic, neurotic! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Never say die. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
News flash, sweet cheeks, the ERA is dead. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
News value. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Next time, buckle up. It's the law. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Next. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Nice guy, but he had more gas than Exxon. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Nice try, Susan, but it won't work. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Nightmare? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No one acknowledged my birthday. Not Tina, not Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No problem. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No problem. I have checks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No shoes, no mustard. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No way. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No way. Let me see that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No way. Uh uh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, Balki. Balki, let it go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, cousin. Now, wait a minute. Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, cousin... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, he's in the bathroom, not talking. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I didn't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I don't play poker. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I don't understand banking. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I just don't like those kinds of places. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I mean the sofa is broken. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I never thought of that from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I think it's just a sprain. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I won't shine your shoes. Good, keep it going. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, it's a surprise birthday party. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, it's not so simple. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, look, look, it's not your fault. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, Balki. What are you doing? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, I think... Balki, watch and learn. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no, you don't got it. You've got to understand. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no. I mean, I didn't mean to say that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no. Interest is what people pay the bank so that they can use your money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, no. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, you can't come in. Balki, you invited us, remember? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no, you don't throw your master plan right out the window. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no. I wanted to be a professional photojournalist. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, no. Now, Balki, Balki. Now, I am desperate, I am in need. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, thank you. What are you saying? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, this is... This is really... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, this my Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No, you were right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. Look. Look. Look. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. Please. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. ...pay it back someday. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. Balki, a single's bar is not my first choice of places to meet women. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. I am the lowest form of life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
No. No, don't say you're sorry. It takes the edge off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not even my mom. I thought at least my mom liked me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not even Twinkacetti can spoil this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not now, I'm counting to a thousand. What happened? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not on your life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not only he sold the photograph, but it's his birthday. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Not until I get a few things off my neck. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Nothing. I have finished. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now how do I close that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now tell me what he said. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now tell me what he said. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now we are so happy we do the Dance of Joy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now we're happy because we're friends again from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now you go mix and mangle. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now you happy? What is this, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hekyll? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, come on, Appleton, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, come on, try it again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, cousin, it would make me happy to do something for you... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, don't worry. I believe in you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, get in the car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, get out of here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, give me my camera. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, I never will be a real live cousin of my Uncle Sam. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, I wanna see heels going that way. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, it's in park, so just start it up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, let's pretend that this is my car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, put it in drive... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, remember, he likes to be walked at 10:00. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, tell me the truth. Are you really surprised? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, tell me what Gus said about Dolly Parton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, that's rule number one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, the first thing is what we call eye contact. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, we're cruising down the street. A little broccoli, a little broccoli. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, what I'm gonna do is throw a few emergency situations your way, okay? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, you see, don't you feel better? Well, yeah, I do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Now, you see, you couldn't have this talk if you lived alone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Obviously, you don't know the first thing about physics. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I am. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I can. It's probably just the picture tube. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I did. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I did. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I did. What do you think, I'm going to move in with some stranger? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I do. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I have. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I have. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course I have. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course it does. This is America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. Balki fixed it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course, no hot water. Why should I expect hot water? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course, of course I meant it, Balki, cousin, friend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course, sometimes there are side effects. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course. How else you go to make it work? It was broke. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Of course. I tell you where to put everything. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, and at 24, you're supposed to sell a photograph. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, Bobo... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, boy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, boy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, boy. Can I try my opening line? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, come on. No, No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, come on. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, come on. Show us. It takes a lot of people. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, cousin, I know you never can forgive me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, cousin, that's terrible. Why not? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, cousin, you must be so disappointed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, cousin, you're being too hard on yourself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, crullers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, fine. Everything's fine. They like me. They love my photograph. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, great, lay a guilt trip on me from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, he's cute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, he's sweet. You know, I hope he gets the job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, hey, hey, hey. You paid for it, you take it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, hi, Gus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, hi, Linda, I forgot you were coming. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, how sad. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, I forgive you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, I see. It's written on the back of your pants. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, I'm Harrison Harper. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, it went great. Everything's fine. Fine, fine, fine. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, it's a wonderful thing, a driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, look what you got. You lucky son of a goat. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, my cousin, Larry, would love to hear that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, my God, she is. Go ahead and get her, you love devil. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, nice to see you, Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, no, he's leaving. I've gotta get a picture of them together. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, no, I didn't. Yes, you did. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, no, it doesn't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, no. Goodbye, boys. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, no. Was anybody hurt? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, not one from here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, poh poh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, poor cousin. Here, I know how to fix your back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, so now I'm a member from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, sure, sure. And then what do I do the next year? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, thank you, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, that was no problem. I just wrote a check. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, the driving manual. Well, you can't study that too much. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, they're nice and safe. I locked them in the car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, to get an official document like that must make you so aroused. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, too bad. You lost your pal? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, uh, thank you, Mr. Twinkacetti, but... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, well, I hope you're still gonna be able to look after Gorbachev. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, you dirty rat. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, you don't wanna do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, you really... You... You shouldn't have... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, you want to wish him a happy birthday? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh, you're Lou. Well, l... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh! Ah! Ooh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh! Oh! Oh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. And get this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh. Oh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Oh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ohh, I can't believe you did this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ohh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, Balki, if you're not gonna take this seriously, there's no point in teaching you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, everybody, start singing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, flowers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, not so fast. Not so fast. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, one wrong. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, stay off the bed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, we put all the food there, and we put the balloons here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, we skip the chicken. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, wise eyes, you're asking for it from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, you're right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay, your first name is spelled B A L K... K I. K I. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. A promise is a promise. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. And then I teach you how to balance a broom on your nose. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. Don't get crazy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. Good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. I'll give that to you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. Now, put your foot on the brake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Okay. Now. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Old habits die hard. Oh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
On second thought, I've seen all these colors. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
On second thought, pinhead, do it yourself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
On the brake, the g****fruit. Good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
On this part of the test, you're only allowed three mistakes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Once my grandmother broke her little finger into Silly Putty. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
One dollar. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
One hundred, and some glass beads. Good deal, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
One threat of death and I was out there tapping my little feet off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
One wrong? One wrong, Balki, that's great. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Only a driver's license? Is the Lincoln Memorial only a building? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Only in America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ooh! Ah! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Our Happy Saver Account. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Out of the way. Let's see. Aha. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Over there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ow! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Pay her a compliment, ask her her name. It's easy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
People look at you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
People meet each other here. They mate somewhere else. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Perfect. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Perfect. Yeah? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Philo, my fifth cousin three times removed... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please, Cousin Larry, please come with me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please, cousin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please, God, tell me I didn't make a mistake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please, or I'll look at you and point. Okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please, you have to go with me. You're the love expert. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Please. Balki, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Potato crumbs. My favorite. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Pouting was invented on Mypos. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Professional loser. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Puppies. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Push and lift. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Put your money where your mouth is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Rainbows it is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Rainbows. I love rainbows. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Read the first line. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Really? Yes, it's called "The Dance of Joy." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Reams. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Refusing to sell out to get where you wanna go. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Relax. The people here are very, very nice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Remember that picture I submitted of the burning building? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Remember, turnip? Bouncy, bouncy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Requires a minimum balance of $2, and you get a free Freddy the Frog bank. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Right. Right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ritz Discount. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Run, Dolly, run. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Safe? Didn't you ever think that a thief could break in here... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Said they'd call. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Same damn thing every day. Sunlight. It gets old. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Say it. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See you. Bye bye, Susan. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, Balki doesn't know it... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, I just moved here myself. This is the first time I've lived alone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, I want to live alone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, I'm letting her take advantage of me.. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, my furniture was... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See, my master plan is a schedule of how I want achieve my goal in life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
See? All that studying paid off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Seven, eight, nine, 10. Larry, what happened? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Seventy five bucks? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She checked into a room with a man who is not her husband. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She is going to love you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She is so manipulative. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She must be looking at someone else. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She'll love you. I guarantee it. Well, maybe you're right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She's going back to her husband because she's a good person. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She's in the lounge, with the man that I'm sure is her brother. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She's just told him that they can't go on like this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
She's on the plane to Nashville. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sheesh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sit down. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Skinny, dirty, wrinkled face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Snake. Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So big, so white, so fluffy, good gums. Waiter, yo. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So cousin Philo says to me, he says: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So I got on the bus. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So I had to go out and invite Sandra and Max and the others... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So I just wanna say thank you... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So I said goodbye to Mypos, my little Mediterranean island country... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So I took a right and suddenly... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So if it ever comes up, I was with you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So many beautiful women. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So my kid misses Christmas. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So sit down and help yourself to the goodies. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So the next one presents his sheep, even more beautiful. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So they decide to bring each the prize animal to be judged by the others. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So this is one of your American mating places. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So we have to do the Dance of Joy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So when I moved here, see, I bought this furniture... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So you really think I sound like Cagney? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So, Balki, ready for your big date? Well, let me see. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So, Diane, what do you do? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
So... Hey, pal, that's my girlfriend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Some men in the Nixon White House did those things for each other. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Some of these people went to college. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Somebody call the police. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Somebody call the police. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Something like, "Do you come here often?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sorry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sorry. Now I understand why he doesn't have a crease in his pants. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sounds like a good day to me. Go for it, sport. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sounds like you had fun too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Speech. Yeah, go ahead. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Speech. Speech. Speech. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Spend an evening with people saying: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Stand there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Step into the 20th century. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Stop. Stop. Don't. Don't... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Stretch out. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Stunned. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Suffer this. I got my license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sure, I said it. I didn't mean it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sure. There, see? You did it again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Sure. You want me to sew something for you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Surprise! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Surprise. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Surprise... What? A surprise burglary? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Susan, let me shine your shoes with my heart. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Susan, they haven't even made parts for that radio in 40 years. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Susan, this is the cousin I was telling you about. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Susan. Hi, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take a reality pill. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take good care of it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take Gorbachev for a walk at 10, okay? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take it or leave it. He'll take it. Can you fix it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take me and do with me as you will. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take the little black handle. Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Take your hand off my face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Taking a picture of Dolly Parton is photojournalism? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Talk about your nepotism. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Tell me. I'll do it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Ten it is. Maybe 9:30. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank God I didn't tell anyone else it's my birthday. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you. I have a dark side. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you. I hope you're happy too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thank you. Lou? Snake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks, Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks, Balki. I should thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks, but you're wasting your time, Balki. Come on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That goes without saying. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That grumpy guy from the driver's license store. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That is not true. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That many thank yous would be appropriate if you were staying a long time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That means he has what you call integrity. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That was one of the nicest things anybody's ever done for me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That woman is still looking at you. She is? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's all I need. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's all there is to it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's American for "fired." It's a colorful language, isn't it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's an American birthday tradition. Haven't you ever heard of that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's because every vertebra in my body is compressed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's behind the wheel. And see? That's what I'm talking about. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's enough. Balki, Balki, that's it. "The Dance of Joy" is over. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's eye contact. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's him. That's the man that's been following me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's incredible. Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's my lamp. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's nice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's nice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's not fair. That radio probably hasn't worked for 40 years. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's not quite what happened. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's one of them. Now what? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's p's and q's. I didn't know that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's sneaky. I know. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's the idea. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's the last one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's the Money Market Manager Account. You have the Happy Saver Account. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's the way it goes. Last week there were pages of them. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's what this ordeal is about? A hundred and twenty eight dollars? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's why I'm so fascinated by Balki's homeland. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's why I'm telling her I'm going to a basketball game with you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's why you buy insurance. Thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's why you came to America. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
That's your father. Yeah, that's the story I heard too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The baby wasn't even that cute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The bank gives you nice checks with pretty little pictures. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The car is behind door number two. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The driver never ever covers his eyes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The finger is no more limp and dangly. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The guy just happens to live next door to the publisher's barber. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The hospital? You were in the hospital? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The hospital? You were in the hospital? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The important part is the groveling from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The journalism will have to come later. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The little baby... I get the picture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The lounge. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The mailman put this in my box by mistake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The man who doesn't believe the refrigerator light goes off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The man who knows a thousand and one unfunny jokes about sheep. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The man who thinks Bo Derek is a fine little actress. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The manual? The driving manual. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The one who had a heart attack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The one who had a heart attack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The only job I'm actually qualified for is clerk in a discount store. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The only redhead in his homeland was a tree squirrel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The point is I don't want you to lose your confidence. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The point is, I had to take the beast with me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The point is, the cart plowed right into my front fender. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The point is, with all those kids, nothing was ever really yours. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The point... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The same thing they do with my money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The sorry person says, "I am dirt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
The sweat of a pig. The sweat of a pig. I've got it, I've got it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Then he doesn't have a chance? Well, I didn't say that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Then I take you in my thoughts. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There she is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There you go, 15 points. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There you go, letting people take advantage of you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There, is that good enough? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There's a lot of traffic. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There's no party. I made a big mistake. Stupid Balki. Now go away. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There's no punch line either. That didn't stop him. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There's one question I have to ask you. Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
There's your answer. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
These three sheepherders want to find out... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They are going to Mexico to live in sin. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They build these things so children can fold them up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They came today. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They did? When did they leave? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They don't. That's what makes newspapers wanna buy it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They even threw in these plastic flowers. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They give my money to other people just because it's interesting? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They loan it out to other people for interest. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They look at the fellow who's not singing and dancing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
They'll take this furniture back and we'll get back my stuff. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Things don't always come easy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Think of Mickey. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This could get ugly. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This cute Mediterranean boy means every groveling word. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This goes right there. And then we have this amplifier to go on top. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is a sure sale. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is a terrific birthday present. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is crazy. A big city like Chicago... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is fun. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is Max, from the newsstand near the bus stop. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is not a cafeteria. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is Officer Finley. Yo. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is the funniest joke in all of Mypos. It's a small country. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is the most utterly miserable day of my entire miserable life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is typical. This is so typical. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This is your gear shift... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This may be the greatest day of my life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
This window too much on you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Those nuns are so pushy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Those pinches paid off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Three hundred. Four hundred. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Three thou... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Three thousand twenty eight dollars and forty three cents from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Today is your birthday? Yeah from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Today on our lunch hour, I'll take you to my bank. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Tomorrow I get a job very fast. I'm a professional. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Tonight. Got it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Too bad we didn't learn it sooner. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Too little, too late. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Took care of that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Tramp, tramp, tramp. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Translated, that means your pal doesn't think you can do it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Twinkacetti cannot beat me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Twinkacetti will never know the difference. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Twinkacetti, Balki could get a driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
TWINKACETTl: Get the man a chair. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
TWINKACETTl: Get the man a chair. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
TWINKACETTl: Huh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
TWINKACETTl: Wait a minute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Two chickens is a pig, two pigs is a cow, and two cows is a fortune. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Two hundred. One seventy five. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh uh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh, Balki, I don't think that's a good idea. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh, excuse me. Cousin Larry, you're getting on my nerves. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh, excuse us. This is Balki Bartokomous. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh, I can't do that. I can't lie for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh. Unbelievable. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uh... In my car? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Uncover the left eye. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Unfortunately, I lived. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Until you take a picture of them, and then her life is ruined. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Up, up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Very good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Wait a minute, I was just thinking about what the turnip said here... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Waiter, check, please. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Waiter. Waiter. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Was that a yes or a no? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Watch and learn. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We are talking about Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We are? Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We are? Why? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We better hustle our buttocks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We could have gone to the movies instead. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We grew up in a middle class house... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We have no sewers. And in the rainy season, it... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We have to talk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We kid around. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We kid around. Ha ha ha! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We take some nice mud, and we make a cast, and dry in the hot sun. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We were practicing parking at the supermarket... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We will. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We wouldn't want magic fingers here to accidentally hurt his hands. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We'II, uh, negotiate. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We'll double the pleasure, double the fun. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We'll go for a ride in my car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We'll stay here. Susan... Oh, no, come on, Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
We're not having this conversation. This whole day has been some cosmic joke. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, another birthday... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, at the last minute... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, Balki, a man's car is not just a piece of machinery. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, Balki, uh, look. There is a problem. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, Balki, what if there's traffic jam? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, Balki, you got us our jobs back. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, because I was busy watching and learning. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, because it was very dark at that hotel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, bite my tongue. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, but you complained about your broken sofa... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, call him up. We'll all party. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, can you show us the dance? Oh, no. No dancing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, come on. I don't have all day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, cousin, call me cuckoo, but instead of giving up on life... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, cousin, that's what friends do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, credit is proving to the bank that you don't need to borrow your own money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, don't you think you're stepping on her privacy? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, first you pluck a chicken. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, for one thing, it's the only dream I've got. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, for that, you gotta go to a doctor. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, glad you could make it, Max. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, good news, you got that job already. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, how much is it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I don't know what you said, honey, but he's wearing a big, happy face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I got off in New York, but then I took the bus to Chicago. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I got sucked into the mob mentality. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I guess the way you feel, what would make you feel a little better... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I have heard so much about you too and I don't believe half of it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I have heard so much about you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I have read every day for a week. That's good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I hope you're happy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I invite them to your birthday party. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I might as well get some sleep now. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I think I'll pick out my woman now. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I tried to tell you that, but you wouldn't listen. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I was busy avoiding the runaway baby carriage. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'd better leave. Well, you got one hour. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'd love to talk about my nepotism, but I don't know what that is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'll make it up on Saturday. I'm sewing Mr. Twinkacetti's pants from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'll tell you, it's time for action. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm flattered. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm just touched and moved that you all went to all this trouble. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm saying... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm sure we can think of something. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm the one that sleeps there, so I buy the new one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, I'm touched. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, if they're using my money, why don't they pay me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it is nice to have somebody to talk to. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it made sense when Mr. Twinkacetti explained it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it's a little hard to remember when you're driving a coffee table. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it's all right, I forgive you because I am so happy for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it's hard to argue when you put it like that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, it's the photo part. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, l... I hardly know what to say. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, look here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, look, some people can sing and dance and get away with it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, Mr. Harper will watch it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, my family only had one car. My country only had one car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, no. It turns out what he had was a bad lunch. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, not a day goes by, I don't ask myself what I did to deserve him from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, not this furniture, but my own furniture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, of course I do. I want it to be safe. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, other than gargling with Pledge, I think you're off to a good start. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, she is a stewardess. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, stick around. When Twinkacetti fires me, you can apply for my job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, thanks a lot. Hope I can return the favor somehow. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that doesn't make any difference. You can still get a driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that makes me feel better. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that's easy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that's great. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that's it. No more. Me, a photojournalist. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that's not entirely it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, that's not true. Fifty bucks says he can't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, the bank performs a service. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, then I'm going to need some references from you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, there are newspapers who'll buy a picture of them, whoever he is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, there were price tags on that stuff. You don't go by what's on the price tag. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, there's a difference. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, these are questions that came up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, they want to print it. Cousin Larry, congratulations. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, true. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, trust is what friendship is all about. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, uh, I think that's illegal. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, uh, technically, it's a cane. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, uh, technically, you're a jerk. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, uh, that's another conversation altogether. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, wait a minute, you came here to move in with me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, we got a 7 Eleven. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, we only had one car. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, what about some peanuts? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, what do you know? He's right. A perfect paper. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, what do you think, huh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, where I come from, family sticks together. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, yes. Provided you have good credit. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you can show me tomorrow night, because you're coming with me on my date. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you can sleep on the couch. It turns into a bed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you don't go by what the price tag says, do you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you don't want to do that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you fooled me, buddy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you got... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you should. Keeping money around attracts burglars. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you wanna hear a funny story? No. Where's my money? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well, you're in a good mood. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Well... Well, it was my furniture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What a cherished moment. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What a great sound. How much you want for it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What a swell guy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What a wonderful day we've had. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What about a little happy face? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are we talking about? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you doing? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you doing? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you doing? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you doing? I can't let you take advantage of her. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you doing? Sunglasses. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What are you talking about? Your driver's license. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What can I say? Everybody, you're... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What can I say? I'm scum. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What did we lose? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What did you do with it? That's no problem. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What did you get me? Well, l... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do we do? Okay, okay. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you go by? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you mean, "What did I get you"? I'm supposed to get presents. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you mean, no way? I am not crazy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you mean, you can't? It's simple. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you mean, you didn't? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What do you say we go out and celebrate? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What door? That door! That closet! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What else do you do? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What happened? I was worried. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What happened? What happened? He is what happened. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What I meant about that was if you wanna help people, you should. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What I'm saying is that people have a right to know... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What if a giant prehistoric monster crawls out of Lake Michigan... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What if the elevator gets stuck? What if the building burns down? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What if they don't want their picture taken? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What is a master plan? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What is integrity? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What is my league? Little League. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What is that about Dolly Parton? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What is this male brotherhood? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What runaway baby carriage? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What school bus? I don't understand this game. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What that is? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What the matter with you is? Nothing the matter with me is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What the price tag says? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What this? That's pink lemonade. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What TV did she buy? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What woman? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What your name is? Uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What, uh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? You slammed the door. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? I was getting my money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? Perfect. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? What? What? What? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? Why? We were having fun. Fun? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What? Yeah, Susan, calm down. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What's a parking brake? Got you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What's the big deal? What's the big deal? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What's the last line you can read? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What's the matter? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
What's to know? Why do I have to explain everything? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When I got close enough to take the picture, she saw me and took off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When I put my money here, what are you going to do with it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When my money is here, who is going to be watching it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When you fall off that horse, you've got to climb right back on and show it who's boss. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
When you wanna buy something, sign your name to a check. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where are the want ads? It's time I faced reality. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where are you going? I don't know. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where did you get the money to pay for all this stuff? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where do I come up with them? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where have you been? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where's my hat rack? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where's the other 30? That was my mistake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where's the rest? That's it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where's the yo yo? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Where's your car? In front. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Which is a good thing, because they let the guy with the brain drive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
While you were inside meeting your fox like American chick... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who are you people? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who are you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who are you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who are you? I'm Lou. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who cares? You can fix things? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who cares? Why is he selling stuff? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who do you think you're talking to? Somebody nice? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who is Frank? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who is that? Well, I think it must be a friend of Lou's. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who knows when it started? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who was that? Was that Gus? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who's Lou? Hey. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Who's this, your ventriloquist? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Whoa! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Whoo. Whoo. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why are you standing there holding my hat on a stick? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why can't I say, "Watch the birdie"? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why couldn't I see what I was doing? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why did I ask? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why didn't you tell me that? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why don't they call? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why don't we step into the office? I got fresh coffee. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why don't we use this one? No, Balki, no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why don't you make a speech, cousin? Yeah. I want a speech. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why don't you show me, Cousin Larry? You're the expert. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why have you got peanuts in that pocket? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why not? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why not? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why not? I'm young. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why you been following us all over town? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why you did that? A school bus pulled out in front of you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why you didn't tell me it's our birthday? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why, I spent years saving nickels and dimes so that I could... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why? Because he lost his voice, and that's that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why? Because he lost his voice, and that's that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Why? He can't talk to you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Will you come with me, Cousin Larry? Tonight is kind of special. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Will you stop it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Will you teach me? Well, sure. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Wise up, Appleton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Wolf in the flock! Wolf in the flock! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Would it be impolite to ask if I could be your slave for life? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Would you get me the mustard? Oh, sure. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Would you like to explain this to him? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Would you smother me with your beautiful American body? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Would you stop? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, all right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, blame it on me. Yes, why didn't I see it before? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, good boy. Yeah, good boy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, haven't you ever seen color TV before? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, I got lucky. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, okay, okay, okay. I'll be right up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, all I want is $3028.43. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, sure. Ah! Ooh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah? If you'd watch where you were going... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. We're buddies. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. We're roommates. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. We're working together. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. Come to think of it, I wonder when mine's up for renewal. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. That's him over there, the one who can stand erect. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. Well, it's only a mouse. They're cute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yeah. Well, it's only a mouse. They're cute. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, and you'll notice that none of them have men wrapped around their ankles. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, and you're welcome. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, but I was ready to be a quitter, and give up my part of the American dream. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, he is and I just... All the best. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, I see it. Boy, that was an easy test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, I think so. I have to sit down. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, it is. I don't like it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, it's all my fault and I'll burn in hell for it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, right. No problem. I know you live with a lot of stress. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, she is. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, that's it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, this is Larry Appleton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, yes, yes. Whatever works for you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, you are. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes, you did. No, I didn't. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. Damn. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. Lou told me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. Oh, no, I'm not. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. No. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Yes. Yes, and so is this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You actually did it. You did it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You also look shorter. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You are a fun person. Really? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You are not. I'm not? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You are professional picture taker. It's your dream come true. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You are the head man here, aren't you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You are? Yes. See, I come from a big family. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You bet you will, buddy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You brought him here. This is all your fault. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You can fool some of the sheep all of the time... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You can stay until l... Oh, thank you, thank you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You can't do this to me. It's not fair. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You can't even see your own nose in front of your face. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You can't fire Larry. He's a good person. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You come out here right now, you unfair person. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You danced. I was threatened. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You did good. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You did it. You did it. I did it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You did not make a spectacle of yourself. Not even a private one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You did? All without moving. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You didn't mean it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't do that to other women. I don't know any other women. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't even know which side of the wheel to be on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't have to tell me that tonight is going to be a disaster. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't keep your money in a mattress. You keep your money in a bank. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't know how many people have never heard of you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't know what kind of good fellow you're dumping to the birds. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't like it? No, it's not that I don't like it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't mean that. Oh, yes, I do. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't trust me in a real car? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't wanna go to prison for this furniture. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't want it driven into the side of a building. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You don't? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You found a place to live. That was tough. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You found me. You found a job. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You get presents on your birthday? Well, of course. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You get to wear a disguise. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You go downstairs and head everybody off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You go downstairs and head everybody off. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You got it? You got it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You got it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You got your steering wheel, your brake, gear shift, accelerator. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You got your walking papers, buster. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You gotta stop being so nice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You guys got a corkscrew? Top drawer, next to the sink. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You have got the right stuff. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You have learned something, and I have learned something. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You have pink lemons? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You have something to say before I pull your tongue out through your nose? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You haven't seen pouting until you've seen the Mypos Kiss of Silence. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You hooked all that stuff up to that radio? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You keep shouting, "Hit the g****fruit, hit the g****fruit." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You killed my brother, you dirty rat. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know it'll work, and I know it'll work. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know that manual backwards and forwards. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know this one. You're so funny. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know what I think? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know what they used? The oldest cliche in the book. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, Balki, believe it or not... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, for one crazy moment... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, I can pout too. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, I learned something else tonight. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, I think I should look for a job as a salesperson. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, I'm gonna try to loosen up more often. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, in Mypos to do that, we had to squeeze a frog. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, lying to your wife is really terrible. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, now you're making Balki mad. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, on Mypos, we have a way of showing an apology is real. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, you taught me, if I just relax and be myself, people will like me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You know, you're right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You laughed. A hollow laugh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You leave my heroes out of this. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You like to just jump into the swimming pool of life... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You locked me in the closet. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You look... You look, into a woman's eyes from across the room. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You lost the bet, pay me. Give me my money. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You lost your car? You lost the bet. Pay me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You lost. Bow and get out. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You may be a failure in every area of your life... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You mean if I live in a glass house, I must not throw stones. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You mean, when I want to spend money, all I have to do is sign my name to a check? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You must have made a mistake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You need me. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You not only have a job here... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You only had $ 128... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You order a birthday cake? Oh, please. Party's over. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You really know your stuff, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You said when I have read the manual and memorized the rules... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You sang. I didn't enjoy it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You saved my life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You scared my wife half to death. I did? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You scared my wife half to death. I did? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You see a woman, you offer her 50 bucks, not a penny more. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You see, I've lived my whole life with eight brothers and sisters. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You see, Larry? I passed the eye test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You should be proud of yourself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You should keep your money in a bank. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You shoved me in the closet and you locked the door. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You sold it to Twinkacetti? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You sold my chair, my sofa, my coffee table, my lamp? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You sold my furniture for 75 bucks? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You think I could sell this elegant decor for a measly 75 bucks? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You told me that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You told me that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You told me to say no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You took me in. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You tried to tell me that, but I wouldn't listen. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You tried to trick Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You want me to walk the dog? Yes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You want to bond with her? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You want to get lucky with Dolly Parton? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You were one step away from throwing yourself at that woman's feet, weren't you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You were so sad, I decide to call up all of our friends and invite them to your party. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You will? Did I say it? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You won't know I'm there. Great. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You wrote a check for $3000 more than you have. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You wrote a check for an apple and a pack of gum? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You wrote a check? For how much? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You, see the eye chart? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You... You, uh... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll be embarrassed when that radio works. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll cover for me, won't you? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll have to forgive Balki. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll have to take a job until an untended flock pops up. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll never get it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You'll put that money in a checking account. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're afraid if I learn the secrets of your power, I'll misuse it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're both hired again. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're breaking my heart, eh? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're embarrassing Susan. Stand up. Act like a man. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're full of it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're gonna grow old and gray busting your butt for me... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're kidding me. You keep your money under a mattress? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're kidding. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're kidding. Great. I'll be there. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not dealing with a dimwit here. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not Dolly Parton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not Dolly Parton. She's not? But I was told... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not exactly pushing me to my outer limits. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not exactly pushing me to my outer limits. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're not supposed to be on the expressway. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Human suffering is my thing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're right. I'd better get a move on. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're right. It's my fault. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're sewing Twinkacetti's pants? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're so lucky the Statue of Liberty didn't wave you away. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're supposed to get the presents? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're teasing Balki. No. It's no big deal. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're the best. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're the greatest, Gus. Thanks. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're the one that made me go to a bank and got me confused. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're the only one he doesn't try to kill. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're thinking, "Balki's my friend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You're welcome to stay until you can afford a place. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You've got to learn to say no. I can't say no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You've got your Money Market Manager Account. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You've gotta stand up for yourself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You've had a busy day. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
You've taken away my toys. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Your father didn't call you? Well, I'm sure he tried... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Your left or my left? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Your left. My right. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Your membership card to the American dream. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Your place of birth? Mypos. It's a Mediterranean island. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
Zip, as in the big O. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...a party? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...about every aspect of a public figure's life. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and a free color TV. Oh, I like that one. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and at the proper moment, click, dance fever. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and cover my face in shame. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and eats Chicago? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I don't touch her body unless I am asked from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I got on the tramp steamer. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I just wanted to give you something. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I just wasn't home. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I owe him nothing. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I'd be stupid to let either one of you guys walk out that door. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and I'll never forget this birthday as long as I live. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and my breath is lemon fresh. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and slowly, slowly, give it a little broccoli. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and the g****fruit is your brake. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and the man on my right has the right of way, who goes first? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and the sheep says, "You think I'm ugly? Well, I'm not." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and use my car to take that test. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and you are off in dreamland with a stuffed sheep. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...and you don't like your old furniture... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...another banner year of failure with a capital F for Larry Appleton. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...are you taking advantage of me? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...bam, your money's gone. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...because it's not a party if nobody comes. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...because our marriage is based on mutual trust. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...because you are my friend. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...before the accelerator defrosts. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...before we get into an actual moving, life threatening motor vehicle. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...but at least you have one friend." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...but I'm gonna slip this little baby in that big old radio... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...but you can't fool some of the sheep all of the time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...by myself. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...by selling a picture to a sleazy newspaper... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...didn't go to the trouble of getting a card to say: from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...Frank and me were on the expressway in the middle of rush hour. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...get tired ransacking the apartment, lie down to take a nap... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...hidden behind your photo of Gordon Liddy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I can write checks for more money than I have as long as I... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I come home and I find that you... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I suspected you of playing poker with your sleazy friends. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I think I've been wasting my time poking animals up the hill with a stick. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I was out in the parking lot... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I'd be drowning in the ocean right now. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I'll break your chubby little legs. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I'll even pay you minimum wage. Shh! from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...I'm gone like a bird. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...if Gorbachev hadn't met a stray poodle who was coming off a bad relationship. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...if I'm not there to pick up the pieces. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...if you trust me that much, I'll do it. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...in America, you don't always get what you want right away. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...in Madison, Wisconsin... Look, the new stuff is coming, all right? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...in the hope that it will help bond our relationship. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...is a step uncle to your father on my mother's side... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...is put his hat on that rack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...it'll show the newspaper editors I've got what it takes to be a crack photojournalist from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...it's gonna take a lot of talent and luck. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...just to get my career started. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...learning that the human body can bounce off of concrete. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...less the pack of gum, apple and bug light. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...like a wedge of cheese. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...please be careful because they're expensive. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...right here, until you die. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...tell him I'm in the shower. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...test for algae. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...that makes a better person. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...that was one of the best birthdays I've ever had from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...the frozen broccoli is your accelerator... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...then he changes that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...there is not one single advertisement in here for a sheepherder. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...they decided to use a picture taken by some other guy. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...this Mediterranean sheepherder ever had. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...to find my son." That's you. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...to pay for the stereo stuff and the hat rack. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...twice. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...two continents removed. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...until I was very good at saying no. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...we can wrap this up during my lifetime. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...weddings, tax audit, Heimlich Maneuver. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...welcome to the wonderful worid of being in debt. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...what made me think I could start out this way? from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...when all of a sudden this runaway shopping cart came hurtling across the lot. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...when somebody learns something about himself that is not good... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...which means you can write checks up to $5000 over your balance... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...which was on the roof. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...who has the most beautiful sheep in all of Mypos. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...why you don't just change your plan? Give yourself more time. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...without even checking to see if there is water. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...would be to have a nice dinner with some friends, or maybe... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you could sell it for more money. It's a good idea. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you have perfect bone structure for having babies. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you have to go to Madison, Wisconsin to look up George Appleton." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you work your way over to the woman and you use your opening line. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you would give me my lesson in front of the wheel. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you wouldn't fall down. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
...you're making one big mistake, ghost buster. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Balki, when you move to America... from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Can I buy you a drink?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Copyright l963. Printed in Hicksville, New York." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Didn't we meet in the Oval Office?" Things like that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"E." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Give me a light. Go for the gusto." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Happy Birthday, Cousin Larry. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Here's to good friends." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Hey, how's it going, Larry? Whatever happened to the old master plan?" from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Levi Strauss." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Look at that fellow singing and dancing." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"Mypos"? I challenge that. from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"That's my cousin, Larry Appleton, the best photographer in the worid." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1
"You can't set your watch by a dream. They operate on schedules all their own." from Perfect Strangers - Season 1