The Cuphead Show! (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A certain… cup?

A ha!

A kick in the pants!

A new record.

A sage advisor, rumored to know all.

A shoe!

A spool of piano wire.

A sweater, knit with invisible fur from a long extinct creature, will deter.

A tiger trap in the living room?

Absolutely not!

Agreed.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, banana oil! Ghosts ain't real!

Ah, lighten up.

Ah, yes.

Ah, youth.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! "Little Brown Jug."

Ah! Nothing like the taste of fresh soil.

All baby needs is love!

All part of the show, folks. All part of the show!

All right, enough! Hey, tough stuff, don't look now, but your hat's on crooked.

All right, get out here!

All right, who are you two working for?

All right. I'll put it on.

All right. Party's over.

All thanks to my hard work and dedication…

All you gotta do is charm your way past that guy.

Almost makes you wanna cry.

Also, it's a little bit scary.

Also, it's a little bit scary.

Always doing everything around here because he took off the sweater.

Always getting himself worked up over nothing.

An egg?

An orphan?

And another thing. Paint that fence!

And bury me in the backyard!

And fine dining.

And guess what?

And I don't like the look of that carny.

And it popped right on!

And just who sleep eats with a spoon?

And look!

And maybe hang out?

And now it'll be there for you.

And now, on to the

And now, remember!

And of course, rule number two, no fighting!

And on the one, and on the two, here we go.

And one tube of toothpaste.

And so are we.

And some pocket lint.

And that is how you paint a fence!

And that's game.

And then the banana says, "Thursday!"

And try not to get distracted.

And voilà!

And we still have time to get supplies and fix the fen

And we're back!

And why does he always get the pocket lint?

And with family, anything in the past is water under the

And you must knit the sweater.

And you no longer have the one thing that'll stop him getting your soul.

And you owe the Devil your soul!

And you still owe the Devil your soul.

And you stole our five bucks!

And you will not be hosting your precious little show.

And you're gonna put me out of my misery

Anniversary! It's "anniversary"!

Antique china in pieces?

Anybody says different, I'll pound 'em!

Anyone up for a round of darts?

Are not!

Are you crazy?

Are you okay, Elder Kettle?

As of today's date, his soul remains uncollected.

Attaboy, Mugsy.

Attention, everyone.

Attention, everyone.

Aw, come on, Mugsy. Three months will go by like that.

Aw, cute.

Aw, dang it. I guess I lost.

Aw, dishwater. Now what are they gonna say about me?

Aw, heck.

Aw, man! I was working on that for months!

Aw, nuts!

Aw, sweetheart, I'm sorry.

Aw, that didn't go well.

Aw, this ain't nothing. We can just get some new glue from Porkrind's.

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aww!

Aww!

Baby did it.

Baby handle?

Baby handle?!

Baby is a baby.

Baby, no!

Baby, no!

Baby!

Baby!

Baby? Would you be a darling and open the door for Mama?

Back so soon, dearest Kettle?

Back when I was but a wee little kettle.

Bad baby!

Bad baby! Bad

Bad horsey! Whoa!

Ballroom dancing,

Be my guest! Hmph!

Better make that hole big enough for two.

Big deal. It's not like the Devil's around or anything.

Blurgh.

Boo!

Boo!

Boop!

Boss!

Boy, that never gets easier.

Boy, was he steamed.

Boy! Hear that, Cuphead? I'm getting a man handle!

Boys!

Boys! Help!

Broken handle!

Buddy, relax. We'll handle it.

But also because ghosts ain't real.

But fear not, for there is one way

But how?!

But I can't go out looking like this.

But I gotta make the water fizz so he'll appear.

But I want ice cream now!

But I'm fine! I'm walking away now! Toodle oo!

But I'm the auditor.

But if I'm not hosting, then who?

But it just took me by surprise.

But it's almost time for the ride.

But it's new, Cuphead, new!

But seriously, folks,

But take it off, and that's much better.

But we gotta keep an eye on Elder Kettle's boring, old vegetable garden.

But we live here!

But we've branched out into hunger induced rage.

But what about g g ghosts?

But what other option is there? I mean, look at him.

But you just asked me my favorite song.

But you two are kinda fun. Ready for your test?

But your pathetic story charms me.

But, our dear old ma, she hated when we pounded each other.

But, um, could I get your autograph?

Bye!

Can I borrow five bucks?

Can we just bury the earthworm already?

Can you feel this?

Can you guess what we're gonna spend them on?

Can you say Mu

Change?

Cheers!

Cherry, Brandywine, wait!

Come closer, young ones, so I may advise.

Come on, Cuphead! It's time for a double down!

Come on, Cuphead! We gotta prove Porkrind wrong!

Come on, Mugsy. Let's leave with our dignity intact.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Let's scram.

Come on. You two are naturals! It's gonna be a breeze.

Confidence and bravery?

Congratulations, by the way.

Correct!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Cover charge is 20 bucks.

Cup

Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real.

Cuphead, I'm feeling a little dangerous.

Cuphead, maybe you should quit while you're ahead.

Cuphead, save me!

Cuphead, why are we fighting again?

Cuphead!

Cuphead! Cuphead!

Cuphead! Cuphead! Cuphead!

Cuphead! Mugman!

Cuphead! The way you're talking, it's like you never even wanted a baby!

Cuphead! We're not supposed to be enjoying this.

Cuphead?

Danger! Danger! Danger!

Dangerous?

Dangerous?

Darn it, if my baby handle didn't just pop right off!

Dead?

Dice, you know I'm very busy. What do you want?

Did our last sweat inducing episode leave you sweatier than ever?

Did someone grease the stairs?

Did you know about this?

Did you see how far I kicked that little punk?

Did you see that? It slammed shut outta nowhere!

Did you see that?! That thing bit me!

Dirk Dangerous doesn't do seaworthy. He does dangerous.

Dirk Dangerous vs. the Volcano!

Do I?

Do you have any idea how much trouble we'll be in

Do you need some help?

Do you now?

Don't do it.

Don't mind him. He gets, uh, emotional.

Don't stop the party. I'll only be a minute.

Don't touch.

Don't worry just yet.

Don't worry, Elder Kettle. We'll take care of your babies.

Don't you see, Cuphead?

Door ripped off its hinges?

Dorris? What are you doin' here?

Double down!

Doubtful. As you

Dresser smashed into wall?

Dresser!

E Everything's fine! Still shiny!

Easy…

Easy…

Easy…

Eggs are delicate packages.

Eh, never mind. It's probably too dangerous.

Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh?

Eh. Boys will be boys.

Eh. I ain't too worried about it.

Eh. I ain't too worried about it.

Eh. I ain't too worried about it.

Eh. It gets old.

Elder Kettle takes his garden very seriously.

Elder Kettle! Elder Kettle!

Elder Kettle! Help!

Elder Kettle! Whoa!

Elder Kettle? Are you okay?

Elder Kettle's radio!

Encounter the bearded flamingo!

Enough!

Everyone in town can hear this, right?

Everyone loves a carnival.

Except for this clown.

Except I'm pretty sure the Devil's angrier than ever,

Excuse me, please.

Excuse us for a moment, Cuphead.

Falling in a sewer.

Fat chance, buddy. We've been waiting in line all day to ride the Obliterator.

Fat chance, buddy. We've been waiting in line all day to ride the Obliterator.

Fat chance, buster!

Fat chance!

Feed 'em. Nurture them.

Finally. I can get a good night's rest.

Finding half a worm in your apple. Get it?

Fine!

Fireflies.

First up, Name That Tune!

First, we're gonna calm down.

Fishbowl shattered? Fish missing?

For sleep eating my ice cream?

For the last time, Mugsy. Ghosts ain't real!

For the stunning conclusion of Dirk Dangerous vs. Pyromaniac Pete!

For.

From our elderly caretaker.

Gawk at the really big squirrel!

Gee, what a couple of ding dongs.

Gee, what's eatin' him?

Gee! Thanks, Mugsy!

Get a load of these man handles!

Get a load of this shine, would ya?

Get back here, you little creeps!

Get back here!

Get inside and there's a surprise.

Get it together, Kettle.

Get me the boss.

Get up!

Give a second chance to your number one!

Give it to me!

Give your brother one last hug!

Glue is glue!

Go do something fun together. You two are brothers.

Go fish!

Gonna be real expensive then.

Good thing we're so brave.

Granny's Whiskers wins by a hair!

Great job, boys. Now here's your surprise!

Great. Let's move.

Gross. But I see your point.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Croaks is just kidding! Check this out!

Ha! This guy. I love this guy.

Hand it over. Oh!

Have you ever actually painted a fence?

He cut the line!

He didn't escape!

He played the game. He lost.

He used to be so full of life, but now…

He'd be heartbroken.

He's alive!

He's been trying to get your sweater off this whole time! Let's go!

He's gotta take that sweater off sometime.

He's not supposed to get a prize.

He's not worried about little old me… [chuckles]

Head right up, folks. We cast off in a few minutes. Get on the boat.

Head?

Hear that, boys? This old jasper thinks we're his babies.

Hello, baby.

Hello, Mr. Mayor. Push in your chair? How about a picture? Cheese!

Hello, Operator? Get me the police!

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Here he goes again. Correctin' me!

Here! Take it! And get out!

Here. Try this one.

Here's the way out.

Here's your delicate package, my good sir.

Hey hey!

Hey o! Who's up there?

Hey, boss!

Hey, boss. It's the Obliterator, remember? It'll tear the clothes right off of you.

Hey, boys, how

Hey, boys, how's that

Hey, Devil. Wanna hear a joke?

Hey, hey! Looks like we got a couple of VIPs on our hands.

Hey, I ain't wearing a hat.

Hey, it worked!

Hey, it worked!

Hey, Porkrind! Whatcha doin'?

Hey, you! This ain't what we agreed to!

Hey, you. Put out Ma.

Hey, you're right!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Ease up on the waterworks, will you?

Hey! Get back here!

Hey! Give me that!

Hey! It's right there.

Hey! Let's get that music going!

Hey! No, you're not.

Hey! Quadratus doesn't have horns.

Hey! That's right!

Hey! What are you doing?

Hi, Porkrind!

Hi!

Hideous zombies!

His soul belongs to me.

Hit it!

Hm, stuck pretty good.

Hm…

Hmm, say, Mugsy, hold my spot. I'm gonna go grab us some funnel cake.

Hmm, then I better use my help line.

Hmm?

Hmm. Oh!

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Hmm… Oh!

Hmm… Well, how much you got?

Hmph!

Hmph!

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho!

Hold it!

Hold it! Something's fishy about this.

Hold on there, Mugsy.

Hold on there, Mugsy. This ain't over till we say it's over.

Hold on, Cuphead. Look!

Hooray!

How about now?

How about this one?

How could someone leave something so precious?

How do I look?

How do we know you painted the fence?

How does she get people to just give her stuff?

How should I know?!

How?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up!

I ain't too worried about it!

I am perfectly capable of doing things on my own.

I am very, very disappointed!

I awake ate it!

I can sense within you the bravery required to complete this mission.

I can't think of a time I've been less scared.

I can't! I can't take it!

I didn't actually get his soul yet, okay?

I didn't sleep eat it.

I didn't!

I don't know, but we haven't had a break in 3,000 years, so go with it.

I don't know. Go look! It's actually quite good.

I don't know. Go look! It's actually quite good.

I don't like this, Cuphead. I'm allergic to dead people.

I don't wanna alarm you, but I think I saw a

I don't wanna be Bowlboy!

I fed them. I nursed them. I kept them alive.

I found a shoe on the road and put it on my foot.

I get by without partners, friends, anyone or anything.

I got the best brother in the world looking out for me.

I gotta admit, I don't usually stick around in one place this long.

I gotta tell you, Mug… man,

I guess I lose.

I guess I'll do all the parenting myself.

I guess there's only one thing left to do, then.

I guess we could bury him in the backyard.

I hate disappointment.

I hate that guy.

I hate those cups.

I hate those cups.

I have a teensy weensy thing to take care of.

I hear nothing.

I heard what you said.

I just ate a rank fish sandwich.

I just captured someone you might be interested in.

I just knew they'd get along.

I just said that to buy myself some time before Stickler finds out.

I just wanna be me again.

I know what I'm having for dinner.

I know you love him, Mugsy,

I know you're trying to scare me, but I'm not falling for your

I like to keep a low profile.

I like ya, but not enough to tangle with the cops.

I love you boys too.

I named the papa Ding Ding.

I named their baby…

I named them. Wanna know what I named them? I named the mama Ding.

I need a delicate package picked up from this very dangerous location.

I need to say something.

I never shoulda let you talk me into this!

I never wanna leave!

I painted your little fence. Now, off with the sweater. Let's go.

I put it in the soul vault. With the others.

I realized the shoe I found was my shoe!

I saw a smile!

I say we just take the money and buy some more ice cream.

I slap on these Dirk Dangerous goggles.

I smell ice cream!

I still remember the day I lost my baby handle.

I take your soul.

I think we lost him.

I think you two need to learn to get along while I prepare some baby food.

I thought it was right funny. But I ain't never heard of no Cuphead.

I want a man handle!

I was in the middle of brushing my tiny little toothie,

I will not apologize for doing my job.

I'd make a sweater for no other than my dearest sweet, sweet brother.

I'll get that cup.

I'll get the shovels.

I'm a mug! I'm Mugman! Not Bowlboy!

I'm Cherry, and this is Brandywine. We're a couple of hot tomatoes.

I'm Cuphead! I like roller coasters, hot dogs,

I'm dirty and old and weak,

I'm feeling a little…

I'm gonna kill that thing!

I'm kind of entertaining too. I got a joke for you.

I'm never gonna fix my handle.

I'm not dangerous. How could I say that?

I'm not hurt. Not one bit.

I'm not old!

I'm off to my weekly mustache wax.

I'm outta glue. I get the next shipment in three months.

I'm proud of ya. You only needed to change your pants three times.

I'm Sal. This is Ollie. And that's Chauncey.

I'm sorry we's always fighting.

I'm sorry, Cuphead,

I'm sorry, Cuphead.

I'm sorry, Mugsy. I shoulda told you the goggles came off.

I'm sorry, Sal! It's just You know, it's such a sad story!

I'm starting to get the feeling we ain't wanted. [snickers]

I'm still okay.

I'm telling you, when I put these on, I'm infused with confidence and bravery!

I'm telling you. You ain't on the list.

I'm the one racking my brain trying to remember what glue is!

I'm… even more excited for this… adventure!

I've gotta hand it to you, Cuphead.

I've had this bear since I was a tiny baby.

Ice cream!

Ice cream?

Ice cream.

If anything happened to 'em…

If Elder Kettle sees you here?!

If I was Cuphead, where would I put an invisible sweater?

If only I used a little less gunpowder…

If only there were some substance that could stick one item to another

If we could only speed things up,

If we don't turn back, we're gonna die!

If we go now, we can get there before Elder Kettle wakes up from his nap.

If you'd step over here, sir. This is the Gluttony Department.

If you're wearing it, he cannot collect your soul.

In case you forgot something you took off and need to put back on?

In fact, I think I deserve a celebration!

In the morning, I ran over to my bedroom mirror, and there it was.

In you go.

Is all I wanted to say.

Is that my sour fizzy jawbreaker?

Is that so?

Is there a third, less terrifying option?

Is this a…

Isn't he great, folks?

It is a cup. He played Soul Ball. He was on Roll the Dice.

It is my most prized object after all.

It is?

It looks terrible!

It means the world to me.

It means we're going to that carnival!

It says, "No sweaters allowed."

It was always there to cheer me up,

It wasn't too small. Just a family of mice living inside.

It's "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!

It's a miracle!

It's a new ride down at the Inkwell Pier.

It's a new ride!

It's about time your baby handles fell off.

It's Frenchy's Dream!

It's gone!

It's Granny's Whiskers! It's Frenchy's Dream Oh, no!

It's hidden away…

It's hideous!

It's not a baby!

It's not happening, Devil. Just give up already.

It's over.

It's the only reason I brought it up.

It's the only thing that'll stop the Devil taking your soul.

It's the same old stuff every day!

It's your lucky day, sir. Get on up here and Roll the Dice.

It's your number one calling.

Just for one night.

Just let it be water under the bridge.

Just like you… Oof!

Just relax. I'll be back before you know it.

Just sit back, relax, and I'll deliver his soul directly to you.

Just the sounds of the wind, the owl, the

Just wait till we go over the falls.

Just your dear Elder Kettle looking his shiny best.

Keep digging, boys.

Kettle's garden is as good as dead.

Kettle's garden. We promised we'd take care of his babies.

Kill you?

Kinda like how he took care of us when we were babies.

Kindly turn that down. I hate music!

King Dice!

King Dice? Your number one?

Knock knock!

Last thing I need is you two stepping on 'em. Got it?

Let me get this straight. You expect me to believe

Let me introduce you to some friends of mine.

Let's be realistic, Mugsy. I don't think we can take care of him anymore.

Let's get outta here.

Let's get you inside.

Let's go take care of it.

Let's go!

Let's hope I don't eat any invisible sweater hairs.

Let's just focus on getting more paint.

Let's see. I paint the fence. You take off the sweater.

Let's tell Elder Kettle the good news!

Like all good boys, I knew that when your baby handle falls off,

Listen, all we're asking for is a little bit of soil

Listen, I don't want any of these other handles.

Listen, you little shoehorn

Literally, any number. It's basically impossible to lose.

Look, I can explain!

Look, lady, can you fix 'em or not?

Look, meet me around back.

Look!

Looking good. Watch out for this guy. Here comes trouble.

Looks like I got a couple of real degenerates on my hands.

Looks like we're stuck. Eh. Someone will open it in the morning.

Looks like you have no idea what you're doing.

Loser!

Ma!

Ma's on fire!

Make it 20.

Make with the music.

Mama!

Mama!

Mama.

Mama.

Maybe Elder Kettle won't notice?

Maybe fixing the roof?

Maybe I am Bowlboy.

Maybe I am disgusting.

Maybe it's time for a little change.

Maybe we'd have time to squeeze in a little fun and adventure at the end.

Maybe.

Me too.

More fire?

Mount Eruptus?

Mt. Eruptus Cleaners!

Mugman and Cuphead!

Mugman made it for me. It works on account of our brotherly love.

Mugman, I'm sorry I screamed in horror at the mere sight of you,

Mugman, no! It's a baby!

Mugman, where are you taking me?

Mugman, why's it crying?

Mugman! Look!

Mugman.

Mugs, I get that you don't wanna be seen, but why do I gotta do stuff?

Mugsy, look!

Mugsy?

My brother, Mugman, is the smartest person I know.

My eyes!

My fans. They love me.

My most prized object!

My name is Mugman.

My radio!

My shiny, new…

Nah. I don't care about you or your handle.

Nah. Nope.

Nah. Nope. No. No.

Nah. Too fancy.

Name That Tune!

Never!

New, Cuphead, new!

Nice try, losers.

Nickel me.

No goggles?!

No more doors!

No more excuses!

No one's even gonna notice.

No problem! I never say no to extra sugar.

No use getting bent out of shape about little stuff.

No, chair!

No, no, Kettle. You lost 'em somewhere.

No, you do!

No, you're not!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! I'm fine!

No! Keep it on!

No! We are not going to break!

No! You have to win!

No! Your soul's worth more than ten bucks.

No.

No. No.

No… No goggles?

Nobody asked you, Bowlboy!

Nobody procures black market goods like you do, Porkrind.

Not a chance, Cuphead. Baby needs our love!

Not a single speck or smudge. No, sirree!

Not funny, Cuphead.

Not like this poor little guy.

Not only is famine on a global upswing,

Not so fast!

Not the Mount Eruptus.

Not the time.

Nothing interesting ever happens around here.

Nothing is better than you making me a sweater.

Nothing scary about that. Not to a record breaker like me.

Nothing, at all. Nothing. Why? What? Why?

Nothing! I'm the Devil!

Nothing! You just, uh, look so brave in your goggles, which you're wearing,

Now close the window or…

Now do you believe in

Now it's time to make Elder Kettle's famous baby stew!

Now look at what you made me do!

Now take off that sweater!

Now that you're so dangerous,

Now we're gonna die!

Now what do we do?!

Now you clear a spot, and I'm gonna get some firewood.

Now you're talking!

Now, a quick word from our sponsor.

Now, all you gotta do is make it through three rounds,

Now, baby, you know it's not polite to

Now, for the final game. All you gotta do is Roll the Dice!

Now, here's five bucks.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we'll be on our way home.

Now, it's time to Roll the Dice!

Now, off you go to the mystery prize room!

Now, on to the trivia round!

Now, remember. Two rules while I'm gone.

Now, the dreaded Poodoo Cave Monster lives in which cave?

Now, where is that…? Ah ha! Here it is!

Now's our chance to grab it and get outta here!

Number one, don't touch my radio.

Of course it does.

Of course not, dearest Kettle.

Of course! He's disgusted by my disembodied handle.

Of course. But I don't like your tone.

Of course. I'll leave you two alone.

Oh where did things go so wrong?!

Oh, a party. We should crash it.

Oh, banana oil!

Oh, boy! Free hot dogs!

Oh, boy! Ten bucks!

Oh, boy! That really smarts!

Oh, boy.

Oh, brother.

Oh, but gosh, you boys are just growing up so fast.

Oh, come on!

Oh, games!

Oh, how sweet.

Oh, I'm impressed with how fantastically I'm running this whole operation.

Oh, it's something.

Oh, my babies!

Oh, no, no, no! It won't budge!

Oh, nonsense, Cuphead.

Oh, not this guy.

Oh, oh…

Oh, really? Why don't we snap off your handle too then?

Oh, right.

Oh, right. Mugman's got really bad stage fright.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, that's actually a good thing.

Oh, that's right. Well, don't let us keep you.

Oh, that's too easy. It's…

Oh, them poor little cups.

Oh, there you are, boy.

Oh, uh…

Oh, um…

Oh, well, off it goes.

Oh, well, then… [sniffles]

Oh, well.

Oh, well.

Oh, wha…?

Oh, what happened? Where's Chalice?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. Very scary.

Oh, yes, we do!

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [chuckles]