Steven Universe (2013) - Season 1 Edit

A little, and he got a big box of oyster crackers.

A vortex that will pull us below.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aah!

Aah! [laughs] Huh?

Aah! [splat] [muffled screaming]

Ahh! Ohh! Ahh!

Ahhhhhhhhh! [laughs]

All the way to the break room! [hissing]

All: # We are the Crystal Gems #

All: # We are the Crystal Gems #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: Aah!

Always be higher. We should train more.

Amethyst, if you go around to the side and disturb them

Amethyst: Cheeseburger backpack!

Amethyst: Eh.

Amethyst: He's getting sucked down!

Amethyst: Hey, Steven! Do you want to try some special,

Amethyst: Hey, we make a pretty great team. [chomping]

Amethyst: So let him come. It'll be educational.

Amethyst: Steven, way to go! Come on, guys!

Amethyst: Steven... That's hilarious.

Amethyst: Suck it in, Steven! [inhales deeply]

Amethyst: We can bake it ... That's a thing, right?

Amethyst: What's the holdup? We can clear this easily.

Amethyst: Whoa! Ohh!

Amethyst: Yeah, 2 out of 4 of your ideas worked ... that's 50%.

An innocent Fox man wanted to see the shrine.

And after I beat you, maybe I'll destroy the planet

And as for Ringo [chuckles] he stayed trapped in

And now, most important of all, this is where we store the donuts.

And of the many treasures in our wonderful

And the Moon is almost overhead! It's not too late to save this

As mayor, I'm proud to unveil this ...

Aw, he already ordered pizza! [laughing]

Barb yells at me if I don't get signatures.

Be careful, Garnet. Don't hop off more than

Be contained. No one should have that much power.

Because they're seasoned with fire salt!

Bonus musical stylings of Harold Smiley. You're welcome!

Both: # they make the world go round #

Both: Cheeseburger backpack!

Both: Garnet! [groans]

Both: Huh?

Both: W W Weighted hair?

But I don't think I can work today either.

But Lars was banned from the only place selling it. [laughs]

But this job is the best thing that's ever happened to

But what kind of person does that

But, you know, there's something not quite right.

By faking a severe back injury! [Laughter]

By the way, have you seen Hoppy?

Careful. It's a little hot

Carpet or maybe an enchanted power onion!

Carry it for you... in this! Whooosh!

Ceiling and strike this exact spot...

Chah!

Cheeseburger backpack!

Cheeseburger backpack!

Cheeseburger backpack! Pearl, come on.

Cheeseburger! Aw, I blew it.

City, this is certainly one of the sweetest.

Come on, Garnet.

Cups, plastic silverware. Sometimes I sleep on the napkins

Curse you, Ringo! I'll make you pay for this!

Did you order a loaf of bread with a stamp on it?

Do you have a package for me today?

Ever since then, I've been searching for someone strong

Everything you need to know.

Everything's a pocket! Even the cheese is a pocket!

Fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen

Fine. Move aside. I'll take care of this. Can you grab the soap?

Garnet: [gasps]

Garnet: [gasps]

Garnet: [groaning] Ugh!

Garnet: [growling]

Garnet: [growls]

Garnet: [grunting]

Garnet: Aah! Ugh!

Garnet: Actually, that last one spoiled my appetite.

Garnet: Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Garnet: Don't worry, Steven. I'll be home soon.

Garnet: Enough. We have to move.

Garnet: Everyone, keep steady!

Garnet: Hopper, nice to see you, too.

Garnet: I can revive him.

Garnet: I'm not strong enough.

Garnet: It's a three hour paddle home.

Garnet: Let's warp.

Garnet: No.

Garnet: No. The magic that sustains the whirlpool creates

Garnet: Now, this is bad.

Garnet: Ooh. [laughs]

Garnet: Steven? [Steven giggles]

Garnet: Steven. I know you're here.

Garnet: Tell me what you think I did.

Garnet: Tell us your name, stranger.

Garnet: Then we'll just have to get stronger.

Garnet: Tiny hands ... my only weakness.

Garnet: Watch out! [rumbling]

Garnet: We will avenge you, Fox man.

Garnet: Whatever it is, we should hurry.

Garnet.

Gem of ultimate power!

Give me a minute. I'll pack extra supplies.

Go on. It'll amuse me.

Ha! Oh, man, we could make a big omelet or a quiche or big

Haaa!

He ... he's a nice guy... Once you get to know him. [chuckles]

He did really hurt my feelings... a little.

He let me be his "player 2," and

He used the power of the gem to

He wanted it so bad!

He's not ready to learn that I have secret animal friends.

Hey, this is pretty good.

His power levels are hoppin' pretty low.

Hmm. I'll have a... [gasps]

Hold on. Let me see what I've got here.

Holy hop! His power is off the charts!

Hoppy ... I mean, Hopper, no!

How dare you insult my cooking skills?

How did you get those wounds? Was it from some kind of training?

How many mountains you can punch in half.

Huh! Huh!

Huh! Huh!

Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh? [gasps] My song came true!

Hyah!

Hyup! ♪ Steven style ♪

I can fit a lot more stuff in here.

I can tell you've been training.

I got this. Hup!

I got you and you were blind, and that's

I I mean, you can help. But first, let's get you some

I I thought you wanted this to be a surprise!

I nearly had to jump on you that time.

I want you to stay and help, but you've really got to take this

I was just gonna wear it one day, and you guys would be like,

I'm sorry, Steven. I wasn't strong enough.

Idiot! [crying] He's burned me before.

In my experience, yeah. It started out as just a summer

It is here where my powers are

It was about love. And there was no greater love

It was then that the Fox man double crossed me.

It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue.

It's an infestation! And we have to pass through

It's like a dvd shaped like a box, and it'll tell you

It's no problem... [laughs] 'cause I got the whole day off

Job, but that was two summers ago.

Just once, I'd like to burn him back!

Let me give you the tour. These are the extra supplies,

Look ... it fits! [cracking]

Looks like you're hungry for another delicious beating.

Make you if you try to hurt him back?

May do things like come in late and leave all the

Maybe a magic power amulet or a flying power

Maybe you should take the day off.

Me! [chuckles] I didn't think much of it.

Meant to you, but ever since then, I can't get the thought out

Midnight. Without it, the whole place will

Moon goddess statue on the top of the lunar sea spire before

My back! Sadie, I finally got out of bed,

My name is Ringo. I am but a humble caretaker of

Naturally, I obliged. Inside rested the sacred magic

No, but he used to be an actor/R&B singer.

Nom nom nom nom nom.

Not really, no. Good joke, though.

Nothing like some morning training

Nothing like some morning training

Now the sacred magic gem of ultimate power is mine!

Now, Steven, this job is a big responsibility, so you're gonna

Numbers have no meaning!

Of my head that you're a good person.

Oh, I see what this is.

Oh, no, no, no. This is even worse than the

Oh, Steven, once the statue's in place, it'll restore all of this

Oh, this didn't used to be so ... oh, and the water damage...

Oh, you can have the gem. I just want my shrine back.

Oh! I know!

Oh! Whoo hoo hoo!

Ohh, I got a medical condition.

Ohh!

Ohh! It hurts so much!

Ohh! Whoa!

Ohh. Oh, that hurts.

On breaks, we chill out here. We can even watch tv!

Other time, Hoppy. Right now there's a gem artifact

Outside. Ugh! That's ... oh!

Pearl: [gasps] Aaaaah!

Pearl: All right, hold on. We're taking Steven back!

Pearl: But you've still got a lot to learn.

Pearl: But... it was pretty great.

Pearl: Do you remember how to do this?

Pearl: Don't touch that! Their shards are deadly!

Pearl: Hmm. All right. You can carry it in your hamburger.

Pearl: Keep your head in. Come on!

Pearl: No, Steven, the spire was falling apart when we got here.

Pearl: Steven! This place is your heritage!

Pearl: There's ... there's no time!

Pearl: This is it ... the Moon goddess pedestal.

Pearl: Uh, uh. How did you know that would work?

Pearl: We're only here for a second. We've got to go back out.

Protector of the gem. What did that liar tell you?

Rah! Huh!

Ready to hog, drop, and roll! [chuckles]

Really hard work for me, but ... look, I like Lars!

Really? It says it's from Wacky Sacks supply company.

Return the Fox man to his original form.

Ring. [laughs]

Ringo!

Sadie, don't make me walk

See? I told you he was strong. Ugh.

Seriously. Can you do that, Steven?

She just gained 10 power from that one punch!

She said ... she said it's hot!

She was hoppin' excited to train with us.

Shouldn't go on magic adventures because I don't

So who does he beg to stand in line for seven hours?

Sometimes, Lars will cover for me so I can watch "canine court

Song, we couldn't get Mr. Smiley to go home.

Steven, what are you ... Aah! Ow!

Steven: [gasping]

Steven: [laughs]

Steven: [laughs] Ugh!

Steven: [slurring] Sowwy, Lars.

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # Hey, Mr. Postman, bring me a post #

Steven: # if a customer chokes on a donut #

Steven: # to perk up, you gotta percolate #

Steven: A raft!

Steven: A... hero? [door dings]

Steven: And then you came back here and

Steven: Another day saved by Steven Universe, with the

Steven: Anyone want a wet bagel?

Steven: Burn! Burn people!

Steven: But there are other ways I can help.

Steven: Cheesebur r r r ger!

Steven: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl think I

Steven: Ha! This thing is gonna help me save the world!

Steven: I know how to burn people!

Steven: I know we both love Lars...

Steven: I must have left it on the bed!

Steven: I think he went this way!

Steven: I tried to prank Lars, but I used too much fire salt!

Steven: It's a novelty backpack shaped like a

Steven: It's just a little fire salt. I was going to prank Lars.

Steven: Maybe we could do something nice for Lars.

Steven: Mm! Check this out ...

Steven: Mr. Smiley used to work here?

Steven: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Steven: Sadie... This is gonna be so funny!

Steven: That was great! Are all videotapes that informative?

Steven: That's awful. [energy pulsing]

Steven: They were for keeping warm, but check it out.

Steven: Ugh! He was faking this whole ...

Steven: Uh, I I, uh... Uh, uh, I...

Steven: Wait! I have an idea!

Steven: Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do.

Steven: Wha... that's perfect!

Steven: Whoa! [rumbling]

Steven: Whoa! What did you do today?

Steven: Yeah, I guess you're right ... they can't all be winners.

Steven: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

Steven: You're definitely gonna come in handy.

Steven. Here it is ... Steven Universe.

Strongest. You want to stop me?

Such a sweet, sweet Fox man.

Tell him he can stay home 'cause I found his replacement! [laughs]

Than Garnet's love for Steven.

That being strong was about more than just

That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson ...

That fall messed up my back! It hurts really bad.

That night I really thought ...

The largest bowl of ice cream in Beach County!

The name's "ultimate Ringo."

The Ringo zone forever.

The Ringo zone forever.

The shrine atop Yonder mountain.

The spire in its heyday. It was an oasis for gems on Earth. [pop!]

There was this one time ... the new "army of war" game was coming out.

There's somebody at home that I need to get back to.

They're mailed in from some corporate bake station.

They're my favorite. [chuckles]

This a new flavor or something? [laughing]

This is all my fault. I broke it!

This is the most magical place I've ever seen!

This pillar... oh, and this had a head.

This place has given me so many delicious donuts.

To get the blood pumping. Am I right?

To get the blood pumping. Am I right?

To its former glory ... Ugggh! Aaaah!

To know ... my plan would have also worked.

Together: Ohh. [rumbling]

Together: Steven!

Too bad you didn't outfox me when you had the chance!

Top o' the morning to you, Garnet.

Ugh! Aah!

Ugh! Kid, don't shake me!

Ugh! My achin' stomach! [laughs]

Ugh. Steven, who do you think has to clean up this mess?

Uh, don't worry! We can handle the big donut!

Ultimate Ringo!

W wait! Steven!

Wa a a a a a h!

Wait right here. Actually, this might take a while.

Water, and maybe get you out of those burnt shirts.

We just need to get Lars to calm down.

We need to clear a path.

We're here!

Welcome to my Ringo zone!

Well, you see,

Well, you should have said that at the meeting! [screaming]

Wh o o o o o oa!

Wh Wh What is this place?

What you're fighting for.

What? You again? [hisses]

What?! Impossible!

When I got to his house, I saw he cleaned up his room

Whhhhhmmm! Whhhhhsssw!

Who needs crummy, old Lars?

Whoa! The sea spire!

Whoa. [zap! Zap! Zap!]

Whoo!

With a spin attack... and, Garnet, if you move to the

Without her weighted hair, Garnet's power is hoptastrophic!

Ya a a a a h!

Yeah. It melted, Gary!

Yeah. It melted, Gary!

Yo, Sadie, where you at? Are you slacking off?

You ... reveal yourself!

You can do this! You've just got to remember

You handled everything well under pressure. You did great.

You know how you can save my world?

You know we can't add anything to the donuts!

You lie to me so you can sneak off

You mean you don't make them here? No, not since... the accident.

You... did... this... to me? [yelling]

You... did... this... to me? [yelling]

You'd better go home. See you tomorrow at wo o o rk!

1x03 "Cheeseburger Backpack "

1x21 "Joking Victim"

1x32 "Garnet's Universe"

7,000. 8,000. 10,000!

[gasps] No! You dummies fell for it.

[monotone] Lars. Steven: Hi, Lars!

[mumbling] Kids, they don't know anything. Wow, I'm impressed!

# Amethyst # # and Pearl #

# Amethyst # # and Pearl #

# Donuts, at the big donut # Hey!

# that's why the people # # of this world #

# that's why the people # # of this world #

Aaaaaaaaaaah! Huh?

Aaaah! Aaaaahh! Steven: What was that goober?

Aah! If you want the gem, you'll

Aah! [groans] No! Lars, come back!

Amethyst: # Amethyst # Pearl: # and Pearl #

Amethyst: Could that work? Garnet: Mm mnh mnh.

Amethyst: What's the holdup? Steven: I don't have it.

Amethyst: Whoa! Garnet: Ah!

Amethyst: You are a shrimp. Pearl: I just want everyone

banish me from my own shrine. Ohh!

Both: Ugh! Back again, huh?

bring your whole room? Amethyst: Back that thang up.

But I get it if you want to be alone. Oh, no, no, no! Stay.

count on you to help, "P" 2. Sure. Just relax. In fact..

Do a flip! Oh, yeah!

enough to help me. Garnet: That gem must

for R.J. Finkle? Steven: That's not me ...

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: An on... ...Ion...

Garnet: Brilliant. Amethyst: Oh, hey. What do you know?

Garnet: Good idea, anyway, Steven. Amethyst: Yeah, they can't all be winners.

Garnet: Hello, Steven. Pearl: Amethyst, we do not need that.

Garnet: Hoppy. Wow, Garnet.

Garnet: I'm ready. All: So cool!

Garnet: I'm sensing structural instability. Steven: Oh, yeah, that's never good.

Garnet: No. Why not?

Garnet: Ringo! Ultimate!

Garnet: We'll get it back for you. Both: Hop five!

Garnet: Whoa! Amethyst: Steven!

Garnet: You got me. Steven: And now you're blind.

gem business. Pearl: Yes, so you should let

have been anyone? Sadi... [coughing]

have to defeat me! Garnet: So be it.

have to watch this videotape

He would hear us a mile away! Steven: But the donut fever's fried my soul!

How are we gonna find him?! Aah!

How's your back? Uh, actually, it still hurts like ...

I cleaned the last five Stevens! Aw, come on!

I'm not apologizing. Uh, no! [wheezes] I want to help!

I'm Steven. Oh, right, right, right ...

It was me. Amethyst: Oh, now it's gettin' good!

It's not going to fit in the fridge. Amethyst: What?

It's time I gave back. I hereby deputize you as "Lars for the day."

just 'cause I can. Both: You monster!

Kid, don't shake me! Steven: Mr. Queasy!

know how to use my gem powers. That seems reasonable.

me, and we should fire Lars. We can't "fire Lars." [sighs]

much what happened. Steven: [gasps] Really?!

Must've been one great video game! Yeah, it was.

new french fries? Steven: Do I?! [chomps]

Now give back the gem. But I'm the sworn

Now, it's time I showed you the employee room. Steven: Whoa.

Oh, Mr. Queasy! Kid, you're killin' me.

Okay! You gonna be fine on your own? Well, I guess so, but...

Oooooooh! Garnet: We can train some

Oww! Garnet: Hoppy, no!

Pearl: Crystal shrimp. Amethyst: You guys, we got a problem.

Pearl: Don't ever do that again! Steven: Sorry.

Pearl: Gah! Steven! Steven: What?

Pearl: Ohh, all right. Both: Cheeseburger backpack!

Pearl: Steven, that's so sensible. Steven: Whoa!

Pearl: Wait! Steven: Whoa! Oh!

Pearl: What? Why? Steven: Because I can help

person in the world. Have you ever told him that?

piece of history! Garnet: Steven, the statue.

Pwing pwing pwing pwing pwing! Pearl: A... hamburger?

Rah unh! R R R R R ah!

Really. No, no, it's cool. I know I can

Ringo, you must be defeated! Ahem.

Sadie, clean up this mess. No way! It's your turn!

Sign here, please. Steven: Ah!

Steven, help Lars! Steven: Uh, Lars, drink this! [whistle!]

Steven, I didn't want this! Steven: I know how to fix this!

Steven: Amethyst! Amethyst: Hey, why's donut guy breathing fire?

Steven: Fire salt! Huh?

Steven: H o o o o o t! Amethyst: They're "special"

Steven: No. Did you order a jury summons

Steven: Oh, wait! Amethyst: What are those for?

Steven: Really?! Oh. No, th that was a joke.

Steven: Uh, coming! Pearl: Whoa, Steven, did you

Steven: What ... me? Garnet: What have you got?

Steven: What? Why? Pearl: We have to place this

Steven: Whoa! Amethyst: What are we gonna do?

Steven: You got it, dude! Pearl: Yes.

sunny side ups! Pearl: We fought a giant bird.

then I can advance with my ... Steven: Bagel sandwich!

there to get to the top. Steven: Can't you just squish 'em?

to be a real actor/R&B singer. "Used to be"?

to recover. I wonder what it is this time.

Ugh! And so Garnet used the gem to

Ugh! Pearl: Ah.

Ugh! Pearl: Steven, let's go!

Ugh! Steven: [laughs]

Uh, I can't run this place by myself! Steven: I could help!

us take care of it. Steven: What? I'm a gem!

we spent the whole night together. Steven: That really is nice.

What is a Wacky Sack? Steven: Huh?

what you did today! Garnet: Yeah, that's pretty

when I get tired. Steven: Is that why they're called nap kins?

Who is that? Garnet: My most favorite

Why don't you have a donut? [sizzling] Yeah, all right.

Why is Steven in a donut suit? Don't worry about that.

Why not? Well, you know, I mean, he

Will we get to meet him soon? Garnet: Not yet.

With a Wacky Sack? Steven: Exactly!

with some other girl?! Steven: And other boys! [gasps, whimpers]

you can chew. Garnet: Fox man, give us the gem.

You know I can sense you. Steven: Steven bomb!

You're the best, player 2! Aww. [door dings]

You're the best, player 2! Aww. [door dings]

Your power levels are hoppin' high! Yes, Hopper, but they could

"Dang, Steven, that's so cool!" but this is obviously important

"player 2" ... is that just your way of saying I could

[all gasp]

[all gasp] Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

[all gasp] Pearl: What?!

[all gasping]

[All grunt]

[all scream]

[all screaming] Pearl: Ohh!

[boom!]

[boom!] Huh!

[both groan]

[both grunting]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily] Pearl: Ugh!

[burbling]

[chuckles] Steven: Wow. I can't believe you used

[chuckling]

[chuckling] Aww, thanks! Maybe I should phone up Lars,

[cracking] Aah!

[creak!]

[croaking]

[crowd gasping] Yes, let's all scream... for ice cream.

[crowd gasps] [continues screaming]

[crying] Steven, he's made a fool of me!

[crying] That night we played video games, I don't know what it

[dog panting] [dogs barking]

[door dings] Last time someone mentioned that

[dramatic music plays]

[echoing] # free, free #

[energy pulsates]

[energy pulsing]

[energy pulsing] [whip!]

[flames roaring] It wasn't Steven!

[gasps]

[gasps] [all gasps]

[gasps] Ah, what a nice photo.

[gasps] Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are back!

[gasps] Training time!

[giggles] Garnet: Come on out.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans] Both: Hip hop hooray!

[groans] This is getting ridiculous!

[growls]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] [breathes deeply]

[grunts] Both: Weighted gauntlets.

[gulps]

[hiss!] [boom!]

[hiss!] [boom!]

[hiss!] [gasps]

[humming]

[humming] Ringo!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Whoa! I got you.

[laughs]

[laughs] Thank you for saving me!

[laughter]

[noisemaker sounds]

[panting] Hey, Lars, thanks for inviting us over.

[pop! Chomp!]

[pop!]

[retro pop music playing]

[rumble!] [screaming]

[screaming]

[seagull cries]

[shrimp squeak] [shrimp squeaking]

[shudders] Ringo!

[slurps] [exhales sharply]

[smoke alarm beeping]

[Steven chuckling] [Amethyst laughing]

[Steven panting] After all I do for you,

[up tempo music playing]

[up tempo music playing]

[up tempo music playing] We're here!

[video game music playing]

[water splashes] Pearl: It wasn't like this a hundred years ago.

[water splashes] Pearl: So we can't jump?

[whip! Whoosh!]

[whirl! Whirl! Whirl!]

[whirl!]

[whoosh! Whip!] Garnet: [gasps]

[zip! Whoosh!]

♪ 'cause tax exemption is for non prepared foods ♪

♪ a hot cup of coffee makes the perfect date ♪

♪ And Steven! ♪

♪ And Steven! ♪

♪ bring me the post that I love the most ♪

♪ don't panic. Stay calm. ♪

♪ Donuts ... Wow! ... at the big donut ... Bam! ♪

♪ Donuts at the big donut ♪

♪ Donuts, d d donuts ♪

♪ dunk them in coffee or tea, napkins are always free ♪

♪ help 'em out, now. ♪

♪ now, if a customer chokes on a donut ♪

♪ state law requires that you assist them ♪

♪ Steven: And Steven! ♪

♪ take both hands, push below the diaphragm ♪

♪ take both hands, push below the diaphragm ♪ [retches]

♪ that ain't right. ♪ ♪ state law requires that you assist them ♪

♪ That's the law. ♪ ♪ in the event of a fire ♪

♪ that's why the people of this world ♪

♪ there is a 6% sales tax on edible goods ♪

♪ they make the world go round, ♪ ♪ A treat when you are down ♪

♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪

♪ we'll always find a way ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ we'll always save the day ♪

♪ ..

♪ donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts ♪

♪ get them happy and breathing as fast as you can ♪

♪ there is a fire extinguisher against the back wall ♪