Steven Universe Edit

A close shave. JAKE: Oh!

A kid I didn't know.

A little tap?!

A microphone.

A new power, a new weapon.

A sand castle? Yes.

A signal. It's like everyone in ooo is on

A sword?!

A weed whacker!

A yo yo. [Glass shatters]

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaah eeee!

Aagh! My back!

Aah!

Aah! [GASPS] Knock it off!

Aah! [GRUNTS]

Aah! Get off him!

Aah! I just gave him a little tap!

Aah! Ooh! Aaaaaah!

According to this map, we're very close.

Actually, about that, I was thinking that,

Actually, he was really depressing.

Actually, I was thinking

Actually, that's where I sort of ... pow ... became me.

Actually, this is great for me, personally.

After your brain jazz got fried by that eel

Ah huh!

Ah, bloo hoo.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah. What'd they do to you?

Aha! Huh?

Aha! Just what we need... A real Finn style tune.

Ahem! We have someone we'd like you to meet!

Ahh!

Ahoy.

All locked up.

All of your tapes are filled with embarrassing diaries.

All right, all right.

All right, just a little more.

All right, let's meet this mysterious stranger.

All right, Zoltron.

All right!

All right.

All right. Time to beat these books.

All right. You see that hatch over there?

All that much. Could you guys break it off for

All this lying and fighting,

ALL: [GASPS]

ALL: [GASPS]

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

ALLMO: BMO!

ALLMO: It is the room of AMO, the first of our siblings.

Almost done, champ.

Alone!" And he was like, "make me."

Also, I'm lighter than you know.

Am I bad?

Am I part of a conspiracy

Am I turning into a monster?

Amazing!

AMO could not think outside his programming and was blinded.

AMO was built to receive.

AMO, look at my face!

AMO!

AMO?

An "act of nature," I would presume.

An angel and her ... one, two, three ...

An angry... No, shy shark baby.

An epic showdown in the beta Kindergarten.

An extra spin around always helps me!

An extra spin, huh?

An imbalance can cause your fusion

And "W."

And a Cannon phaser on top of its head?

And a real cutie, too.

And all your boys, too.

And become an author I did.

And become component to all!

And bogs are super dangerous to travel in at night.

And build a candy army

And causing trouble.

And danced around like a dummy.

And do not skip out on any of the juicy details.

And even though Sadie loves to take charge ...

And everything smells like licorice...

And fancy muffins from Breakfast Kingdom.

And Finn the human ♪ ♪ the fun will never end ♪

And found that I'm a guy who can't stop

And he went bonkers on everyone.

And he's ours! Now get out of our way!

And he's too big to duke it out with.

And hearing each new piercing song.

And here I was,

And here... I... am!

And how would you know?

And I don't know what to do.

And I hatched a plan to steal your tapes.

And I just wanted you to have fun.

And I realized when my arm went all nasty

And I snatched this out the lemon castle, "boyee!"

And I was like, "okay." And then he was like, "agh, my

And I'll be the first one to see it!

And I'm a gonna kill it!

And I've been running and running since then.

And if anyone tries to stop me,

And if I cannot trust in Moe, I can trust in me.

And it got replaced with a metal one?

And it just stays in my paw.

And it's very important to me.

And Moe is gone now.

And my first name is Doctor,

And now we're here to save you.

And only the dang rich get richer.

And other brilliant gasses."

And painful.

And put her in the hospital?

And she'll snap back to consciousness.

And she's, like, talking to a new nice king.

And so began a new chapter of my life ...

And so do I. JAKE: [LAUGHS]

And take all their candy from them.

And teach you a valuable lesson.

And that just made it worse.

And that yucky dripping bag?

And that's how you must've felt

And the creepy breathing one?

And then I realized I didn't want to stay in that land,

And there's been no sign of one.

And this side is for Stevonnie.

And this will be the last thing I ever see as I expire ...

And to make my mark on the world!

And was blinded by his need.

And we should go soon, too, before they get suspicious.

And we'll see how you measure up.

And you know that during it, we beat Jasper.

And your dad won't even let you alphabetize the condiments?

And, Finn, sincerely,

And, uh, pow ... beat Jasper.

And... there we go.

Any questions?

Anyway, glad we cleared that up.

Anyway, I'm gonna change!

Are 16, 47, and "W."

Are you lemon?

Are you ready to Hit That Bird?

Are you saying you locked yourselves down here

Are you sure this is it?

Arrrrrgh! The juice aches!

As big as one's head.

As I slowly regained consciousness,

As the accumulation of all MOs,

As they have been in this journal.

As this place is very dangerous.

As you were built to give love,

Ask me anything.

At all. ICE KING: Hey!

At least, I thought it was,

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on.

Aw! You getting taller?

Awesome!

Aww, Sweet P.

Ay! [Growls]

Ayyyyy!

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Evil!

Bam!

Banana guards, prep the garden shed.

Bandits stole my legs!

Be a hero and fetch unto me the sacred breakfast.

Beast, obey me!

Because I am...

Because it was really dangerous.

Because libraries are full of your favorite thing.

Because she's not Fionna.

Because the show hasn't started yet!

Been a while since my comedy days.

Beep, boop!

Beet red skin, barf,

Before I finally stepped out of my cave a new woman,

Before you say no, it would stop him from running.

Besties only.

BMO, how could you?

BMO, I don't want to look at you!

BMO, will you live with us back at the factory?

BMO: But, ALLMO, I don't understand. How can I help?

BMO: Imposter!

BMO: Jake, I'm sorry!

Books.

Boop, boop!

Both: # Take a moment, remind yourself #

BOTH: ♪♪ Noo crummbbss! ♪♪

BOTH: Aw!

Both: But do you know...

BOTH: Bye, nice king! ICE KING: What's up, knight?

BOTH: Go, go, go, go, go, go!

BOTH: Huh? FINN: You're the nice king,

BOTH: Huh?!

Both: Initiating fusion dance.

BOTH: Nice king! Aaaah!

BOTH: Nice! FINN: Who do you want us to

BOTH: One, two, three... shoot.

BOTH: Queen of Ooo?!

BOTH: So they won't worry about us

Both: Steven! Connie!

Both: Stevonnie!

Both: The Buddy Buddwick Library!

BOTH: What's that sound?

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoooooa!

Bow! [Applause]

Box that he keeps behind the laundry bag in the closet.

Boy, that didn't quite work out for her.

Boys love games.

Bride, then you can go punch the monsters.

Buddy: After narrowly escaping certain doom,

Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of candy!

Business. [SIGHS]

Busting into the Grassy Wizard's grassy fortress?!

But all this trash is too small.

But by the looks of this place,

But check this out.

But don't change the channel.

But during trial, you realized she was framed

But even offstage, he was always sad.

But first we will notify the children

But for their lemon lusts.

But he could not think outside his programming

But he's at my house right now with Finn and Jake.

But how come we don't just fix their hearts

But I always return.

But I am different.

But I didn't think it would happen overnight.

But I do know about your special mind.

But I do know how to do this! Uh...

But I guess, after all that, I do feel a bit more grown.

But I really think we should save the dogwalker

But I really thought we had something.

But I trust you.

But I wanted to prove myself and...

But I'm not in peril.

But I'm not you.

But I've always been more of a cat person.

But if I wasn't wearing this, people would see me and think,

But if you don't, I hate it! ALL: Nice king...

But it wasn't making you happy.

But it's getting late,

But it's locked from this side.

But it's okay to think about it!

But it's too high up.

But Jake will be around.

But maybe you've got something to top Sugilite's swing?

But not too much!

But old heroes need a lot of sleep.

But one evening, I intercepted a strange signal.

But really, please ... stop.

But still kind of a letdown.

But Sugilite is a standout

But that was a long time ago.

But the whisper monster is even scarier,

But then I was told not to find that land

But then, I found out about you,

But there's no room for questions when she attacks ...

But they haven't been recorded so intimately

But they left some meatloaf behind.

But they said I was imagining things,

But this is impossible.

But to pass this gate, you must answer my deadly riddle.

But we punch monsters. ICE KING: After I choose my

But what about the rest of your game?

But when you wake up, I'm sure you'll have fun

But you didn't mean to hurt him!

But you're all really nice.

But your imagination lets you see the world how it could be.

But your imagination, BMO,

But your stage is too small.

But, Smoky, I think what we really want to know is...

Bwooop!

By the way, don't tell anybody. [TELEPHONE DIALING]

Bye, girlfriend!

Bye!

Cake is gone.

CAKE: At least we get this fancy coffin.

Cake?

Call me "Gwampa."

Can I also ask a question?

Can I borrow your future vision?

Can I have my quarter back?

Can you hear me?

Can you see what it is with your tree senses?

Can't you just use your phone to look stuff up?

Captain William Dewey and I, his first mate Buddy,

Carry me.

Castle and retrieve it. And don't look through the shoe

Child, you have failed. The vessel has turned.

Chop up this trespassing dog!

Ciao.

Claiming to be a great explorer and adventurer,

Come at me, children.

Come back anytime!

Come back later?

Come now, don't be shy.

Come on, BMO.

Come on, Finn, let's find a real hangman.

Come on, man!

Come on, old boykeep it together.

Come on, Smoky.

Come on, Steven. Drop the act.

Come on, we'll take you to see Princess Bubblegum.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Coming right up.

Connie, wait!

Connie: [Chuckles] We imagined him way off.

Connie: Sparkling slugs?

Connie!

Contemporary chair, contemporary trash,

Contemporary meatloaf.

Cookie sauce review party.

Coop poop scooping skills.

Coop poop scooping skills.

Coursing fromst my core source?

Dang! You been busy.

Darling, are you all right? I thought I heard a [GASPS]

Deep down, your father really loves you.

Determined to find more Fionna and Cake.

Did he even know that he was making you sad?

Did I tell you that I like the opera?

Did this new body happen to have jagged prongs

Did you have any knock knock jokes?

Did you just come here to laugh at me?

Discovering everything your new arm can do.

DMO: Is that you, AMO?

Do beets have tannins?

Do I really just drive everyone around me away?

Do we still have to pay her?

Do you boys want to play again?

Do you even know what that one does...

Do you know how expensive this machine was?!

Do you know what it means

Do you, uh, live here?

Doctor Princess!

Does your head come to a nub?

Don't be so weird.

Don't bother putting your socks back on,

Don't call me that.

Don't listen to her, Doc. You're great!

Don't those cartoon characters

Don't worry about Jorge. It's just you and me.

Don't worry. He's not going anywhere.

Don't you have tapes?

Don't you worry, little guy.

Don't!

Dude, I literally have one bazillion questions.

Dude, there's already one Lich loose in Ooo.

Dude, what are you doing? JAKE: I'm just trying to get

During Opal's adventures at the sky spire,

Dut, dut, dut! No spoilers!

Eat me. It's all I'm good for.

Eh, well, NEPTR is too distracting.

Eh. It's a little crooked.

Er, not this time. How about a bedtime story?

Erroneous paper about raccoons having heat vision.

Euch.

Even coins don't want to be around me.

Even though Lars won't admit it,

Everybody knows me.

Everyone welcome Smoky Quartz!

Everything in my life's a disappointment.

Everything there is to know about yourself.

Except for licorice, which smells like...

Except if the string went this a ways and...

Except that the mission was just some made up lie.

Except that's what AMO did, and he turned out bad.

Excuse me for approaching you, sir.

Excuse me. Fern needs this bike.

Exercise. [LAUGHS]

Exhaling a burning blaze!

Fare thee well! [Bell dings]

Fascinating.

Fatality!

Fern are supposed to clean out

Fern the human.

Fern, if things are going down the way

Fern, please open the door.

Fern, smarten up!

Fern, stay here and guard Sweet P.

Fern, Sweet P saved me and slew The Lich!

Fern, that was perfect!

FERN: I don't get it.

Fern!

Fern!?

Fern?

Fern?

Fern.

Fetch me a quarter and I'll find your fortune.

Fight the evil, right?

Fills his heart with warm feelings like love and trust.

Finality.

Fine. I'll do it myself. [GRUNTING]

Finn and Fern style.

FINN AND FERN: One, two, three... shoot!

Finn, punch out my lumps. FINN: What?!

Finn, what's going on?

FINN: [GRUNTING] I'm sorry, lumpy space princess.

FINN: [LAUGHS] [GASPS]

FINN: [LAUGHS] And I was like, "leave him

FINN: [LAUGHS] Yeah, even the nice king.

FINN: [LAUGHS] You look just like the ice king.

FINN: [SIGHS] I feel terrible.

FINN: [SIGHS] Yes! Hit me, hit me, hit me!

FINN: Agh! [FROG CROAKS]

Finn: All right.

FINN: Are you fond of men with magical abilities?

FINN: Can't argue with that. ICE KING: Hey, nice knights,

FINN: He's just not ready for a relationship!

FINN: Huh. ICE KING: [GASPS]

FINN: I can't punch a princess!

FINN: I don't like treating princesses this way.

FINN: It's not that. It's just, princesses are

FINN: Jake, we can't beat up princesses!

FINN: King, I'm sorry I just can't do this anymore.

FINN: Let me help you! Hyah!

FINN: Managing admirers? We'll give it a try.

FINN: Nah. Let him keep it. Hey, if there's a new king and

Finn: NEPTR?

FINN: Nice king! ICE KING: Did you retrieve my

FINN: No, I'm the vuvuzela smasher.

FINN: Princess, no! ICE KING: Wait a minute,

FINN: Squish.

FINN: Wha? ICE KING: Those are my

FINN: What?! No, man! ICE KING: She's too loud and

FINN: What's wrong with you?! ICE KING: [LAUGHS EVILLY]

FINN: Whoa, Jake! Look at all his hair.

FINN: Yeah. We want to be your nice knights.

Finn!

Finn! You did this?!

Finn's off having fun defeating losers.

Fionna and Cake aren't real, you ding dong!

Fionna taking charge!

Fionna would never lie... Never.

FIONNA: [ECHOING] Cake, what time is it?

Fionna!

Fionna? You awake?

Fix the door!

Fix the door? Fix? What?

Fix the door? What? What?

For a bit of relief,

For a fusion to work, there needs to be balance.

For any reader to experience.

For battle! ICE KING: And once I have my

For being a heavy hitting powerhouse.

For I had discovered terrible things about myself.

For Moe!

For next time.

For once we had commenced, how could we desist?

For our boys.

For sure, we'll do it.

For the candy food was not consumed.

For the Lemongrabs to grow new food.

For there are no crumbs.

For whom they starve.

For, like, the fifth time.

Forget him! You love me, right?

Forget homework.

Founded the land of Beach City.

Foxes are silent hunters.

From any more of your businesses!

Funland is fun for all ages.

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # Take a moment to think of just #

Garnet: Breathe.

Garnet!

Geez, my memory is bad.

Get out of my hole.

Get ready to die... Again...

Get the birthday cake!

Giant poison candy aspirin.

Give me your questions and your money.

Go ahead, ask him anything.

Go away. No food here.

Good evening, everybody!

Good job, man.

Good luck, gentlemen!

Good luck.

Good, 'cause I'm tired of doing double shifts.

GRASS BEAST: All right.

Grass Finn! help me!

Grass Finn! I made meatloaf!

Great job parking, Lion!

Great technique, Stevonnie.

Great!

Greeting each new placid face...

Guess I'll go back to the dump under the bridge where I live.

Guess I'm a real bow zo, ha. [Laughter]

Guess she should go back to preschool, am I right, folks?

H Hey! Great job, man!

Ha, nah, man.

Ha! Okay, okay. (CHUCKLES)

Halt! If you're not careful,

Hatched by one of Finn's enemies?

Have you ever considered becoming an author?

Have you guys... Seen the new...

He actually wanted to know if I could show him some moves.

He can rap or something.

He got a new body.

He had a huge, gigantic wig on.

He is me.

He just bumped into me in the hallway.

He knows what it is. FINN: Let's get him, Jake!

He must have sabotaged the factory.

He really did leave a mark on this town.

He really likes to do a good job.

He turned himself all up into lemon candy.

He was dying.

He wasn't evil incarnate, but he was kind of a crummy dude.

He wouldn't let me follow you, so I knocked him out cold.

He, too, was special.

He...

He... made me.

He'll say, "I'm happy to see you."

He'll say, "It's been too long."

He's got a heck of a dent on his head.

He's heading right for the Candy Kingdom!

He's in town. Uh, how did you know him?

He's just gonna read those weird stories

He's just thinking.

He's nice, we should offer our services.

He's not becoming part of the tree

He's ready to answer your question.

He's the ice king! We don't believe you!

Head!" [LAUGHS]

Heehee, not bad. And now for some healthy

Heh. Okay.

Hello, BMO.

Hello.

Here comes a thought.

Here is all that remains of him...

Here we are!

Here, in darkness, everything's okay.

Here's a convenient marking of all the places

Here's the plan.

Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya!

Hey, "Preebs."

Hey, baby!

Hey, bad news, Fern.

Hey, boys!

Hey, buddy, that's... that's plenty.

Hey, Buddy! [Screams]

Hey, come on, we're almost there!

Hey, do you know wh

Hey, do you know who my favorite is?

Hey, Doc, can you help me?

Hey, don't break character. You broke enough things today.

Hey, Fern, it's just a game.

Hey, Fern, wait up.

Hey, Fern, wait!

Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake! Can you come up here?

Hey, Grass Finn.

Hey, guys, I got a letter from the Earls of Lemongrab.

Hey, hey. It's okay!

Hey, how you been?

Hey, I just want to say that it's really cool

Hey, I know what you like... Fighting evil!

Hey, I'm here! ICE KING: Ugh!

Hey, Lemongrabs! You home?

Hey, man, hit me when you get this.

Hey, maybe she called me! [BEARD FLAPS]

Hey, Neptr, you want to go on an adventure, buddy?!

Hey, stop it.

Hey, that's Finn's meatlo...

Hey, wait up!

Hey, we should hit the town, go dancing...

Hey, what's going on up there?

Hey, what's this?

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, y'all. I'm back.

Hey, you do a pretty good robot voice, don't you?

Hey, you should move in!

Hey, you still haven't shown me where you keep

Hey, you're ruining the bit!

Hey, Zoltron.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Weirdos!

Hey! Wow! You look great!

Hey.

Hey. Are you okay?

Hey. Do I know you?

Hey. What's up?

Hey... why don't we take five?

Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.

Hi, buddy!

Hi, Finn!

Hi, Mr. Smiley! Is that game new?

Hi! ICE KING: Beautiful princess.

His hands were as cold as clay.

His heart is his weak spot.

His memory backup drive.

Hmm, yes.

Hmm!

Hmm!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I thought we said "Dump Dome."

Hmm. Very pointy.

Hold him down, Fern!

Hold on. Did you make this map?

Hold the phone.

Holy cow!

Holy cow!

Holy!

Honey baked ham.

Hooray!

How can we save you, tiny mummy?

How dare you. Ours, Lemongrabs."

How did you get out?

How do you feel, Ice King?

How'd you know I was here?

How's it look?

How's your rose water?

How's your, uh... general condition?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? I'm sorry!

Huh? What are you doing down here, little buddy?

Huh.

Huh. This place feels kinda familiar somehow.

Human emotions are really complicated for Zoltron.

Hup!

Hyah!

Hyup!

Hyup!

I ain't exactly a deck of cards here.

I always knew we'd meet one day and become best friends.

I am Lemonjon.

I am sweet.

I am the ceaseless wheel,

I am very open to criticism!

I am your doom.

I am your master...

I am Zoltron,

I am Zoltron,

I am Zoltron!

I apologized and he understood!

I beat someone up.

I became aware of a large figure

I call this segment...

I called you for grub forever ago.

I came to confront papa,

I can ask Moe to fix AMO.

I can be whatever he wants. I can change!

I can hear you down there!

I can only see the world as it is.

I can show you what really happened.

I can show you what really happened.

I can, uh... reel it in.

I can't be growing whiskers now! [SHOUTS]

I can't bear this burden any longer!

I can't breathe.

I can't do anything right!

I can't do it!

I can't even guard a baby.

I can't make music, I can't breathe, I can't...

I can't tell if it's boring or fun.

I canlick my elbow.

I contemplated.

I continued to sketch, sinking into deep concentration

I did know that.

I did something terrible at school,

I did!

I did?

I didn't even help.

I didn't go past the first level.

I didn't want to hurt anyone! I'm sorry!

I don't even have a medical degree.

I don't even know what I'd do with a hangman if I got one.

I don't even know what that is!

I don't feel comfortable talking about it.

I don't have any Fionna and Cake tapes.

I don't have those. [RUSTLE]

I don't know about that,

I don't know how to doctor!

I don't know how to, either!

I don't know this one.

I don't know what'd happen if I did.

I don't know, but we gotta bust them out!

I don't know, I'm just a boy in a costume!

I don't know, Sards, I guess, uh, zero plus zero equals zero.

I don't know.

I don't like being abandoned!

I don't like ham.

I don't think I can.

I don't think so.

I don't want to I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't want to be bad.

I don't want to wear it out. It's my only copy.

I ended up writing a very, uh...

I feel 500 years old again!

I feel better.

I feel like crud, man.

I feel like I'm back there.

I feel so very, very proud of you.

I found myself at the most amazing locations.

I get this pain in my paw,

I got him!

I got to get a new vuvuzela.

I gotta make sure she's all right.

I guess all I can do is listen to the heart Moe gave me.

I guess grass boys don't get any meatloaf.

I guess I'm living proof that that's true!

I guess it was never going to work.

I guess just holler if you need me.

I guess so.

I guess the curtain really did close

I guess you could say she had a... short fuse?

I had to chop up a bunch of stubborn so and so's

I have a job for you! Okay!

I have a new assignment for you, one with more knight related

I have a TV. My crib is equipped.

I have one video game.

I have three of them now.

I have... a curse!

I haven't discovered a single thing on this map!

I haven't picked who I want to marry me!

I heard something.

I hold the latest miracle cure.

I hope you two are ready for today's special lesson.

I I don't know.

I I had no choice!

I I need your help with ... The future.

I I'm sorry. I shouldn't be ...

I It was an accident! I'll make it up to you!

I just came in here one day for an X ray,