Steven Universe - Season 5 Edit

A a a and right you are to ask, My Diamond!

A Are you hungry for lizards?

A destaba what?

A really, really big one.

A shallow strata Gem who turned on her own kind

A way off this ship.

A wondrous vision has appeared before me.

A zombie wouldn't have a heartbeat.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! I'm pink!

Aah! What was that?

About being there for each other, and you missed it.

Actually, I was scared of that, too.

Actually, wait. I did do something.

Afraid of you?

Ah! I know. Do you feel okay?

Ah! You were followed! They're gonna find us!

Ah. I'm home.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All right, I'll tell everyone you're okay.

All right, Lars, just get in and let it do its thing.

All right, now just bend down.

All right!

All right. You can use this escape pod.

All rise for the luminous Yellow Diamond!

All this weird alien stuff ... this is 'cause of you, isn't it?

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All?

And ... and you weren't moving, and I started crying.

And a fusion like me is unforgivable.

And creatures like these.

And for some reason, I can't breathe in there.

And for that, I would like to call an eyewitness!

And grew the wheat that eventually became the flour

And had taken only a few steps forward,

And I did it by myself. I'm sorry.

And if you get really embarrassed, you turn red.

And if you're not gonna do it,

And it transports me to a magical dimension

And it turns out I can go into his mane,

And it's all my fault...

And it's beautiful!

And leave the Earth alone.

And look at you now!

And my pants.

And none in her guard.

And now I'm hiding again like a big cowardly loser

And now that we have this portal, we can all go there.

And now they're after me.

And she just handed herself in.

And she probably did some cool moves.

And someone with the authority to cover it up afterwards!

And step outside,

And the lustrous Blue Diamond.

And the planet's full of life.

And then she threw me into space!

And then there's us!

And there you have it!

And this is Lars. He's all human.

And this is what I get?

And we'll never speak of this again.

And what do you plan to do after this?

And where was her Pearl?

And who else has the ability

And why your pants, you weirdo?!

And will be safe from the robonoids,

Any fast food joints around there, do you?

Aquamarine, let's talk about this.

Aquamarine: The Rose Quartz. Can you believe it?

As long as I'm here, they're gonna keep coming after us.

As soon as that door opens, you're going on trial!

As we can see from this specimen...

At least everyone else is safe.

At least I make a great seat cushion.

Awful, small, and mean!

B because, at the time that Pink was shattered,

Back to life?

Because deep down you're afraid you're weak.

Because I want to do something worse.

Because the Earth is a place where we can be ourselves.

Because, look ... you're still here.

Before I start, my very, uh, thought out defense,

Besides, us off colors stick together.

Block the entrance.

Blue Diamond, for the purpose of this argument,

Both our Gems are on the line!

But anyway, when I went into Lars' head,

But aren't you hungry?

But come on, you never do that.

But even though she may have wanted to shatter

But I didn't really ask your permission, so I'm sorry.

But I guess that's for the Diamonds to decide.

But I know what you're thinking...

But I think we can rule out pink zombie.

But if we stay here,

But it doesn't feel right to just leave you here.

But it was a new part of it, but since the two are connected,

But my story's nothing!

But none of them saw Rose Quartz approach?

But there are still Gems living on Earth,

But there's always someone between us!

But why am I pink?

But why would Gems still live there?

But you don't want to do this?

But you haven't eaten in days.

But you two ... you're so honest and open...

But you were abducted.

But you're on our world now.

But you've got to go back.

But, Lars ...

By being separated and shattered.

By going through Lars' head!

By one of those terrible robonoids.

Can we trust them?

Can you hear me, you ... What was it Jamie said?

Can't you restrain yourself?!

Careful, everyone! We're about to be found!

Case closed, right, My Diamond?

Close one, huh?

Come on, Lars. You can do it.

Come on!

Come on. Just one more try.

Come on. We got to move.

Come, this way!

Cool. Thanks for explaining.

Deeply conflicted about deciding to shatter her.

Defending a rebel? Isn't that ... treason?

Definitely crying.

Despite your... you know...

Do not address me, war criminal!

Do you even know where you're going?

Don't argue with me!

Don't beat yourself up like that, Lars.

Don't know what we'll do with just one of them,

Don't tell me you tried to fight those things.

Dude, at this point,

Dude, forget it. Let's just go.

Dude, those giant ladies were furious with you.

During takeoff.

Eat this!

Especially not when you're out there!

Even if she did,

Even in the clutches of certain doom,

Even though you're in huge trouble

Even your hair is different.

Everyone hide!

Everyone just go, and I'll stay here.

Everyone knows that the Earth...

Everyone stand back.

Everyone, I've made an amazing discovery!

Everything is awful.

Everything you guys said I did, I did.

Exhibit "A."

Fine!

Fine! Let's just get on with it, shall we?

Flawed.

Fluorite: Let me see.

For several hundred years.

For something I never even did.

For the first time ever,

For the time being.

Forget the trial.

Galactic Criminal Rose Quartz.

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Gems like us aren't needed.

Get so close in the first place?

Get us out of here, Steven!

Go ahead. Let it out. We're all sharing right now.

Go back to the Diamonds? My gem in your hand?

Go on. Do your thing.

Gosh, there ... there's so much I want to ask you.

Got to bring some back for Lars.

Great plan.

Great. Now tie one of the legs into a lasso.

Guh. What are you talking about? You're coming, right?

Guys?

Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to me!

Hello? Anybody?

Her Agates, her Sapphires?

Here comes Fluorite!

Here we are!

Here, I brought you some food.

Here, just leave it to me.

Hey! Look! You have Rose Quartz!

Hi, Steven. What are we going to d...

Hi! I'm Steven. I'm a Gem.

Homeworld.

How am I supposed to go through my own head?

How are we supposed to get off this planet?

How bizarre. What are they?

How cute.

How did you shatter Pink Diamond?

How I'm helping me through this,

How? How did you do it?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? It, like, lit up, right?

Huh? Thanks, but I I'll save it for later.

Hurry up and drive this thing!

I agree. [Laughs]

I am Rose Quartz... and I'm guilty.

I brought you back to life! It was an accident.

I can't because...

I can't believe humans just change color like this.

I can't see what's happening. Are we still escaping?

I can't. I turned myself in.

I can't. They're on the floor.

I could reach the portal that leads out of Lion's mane,

I could try using my legs, but it might be weird.

I did it on Earth in front of Pink Diamond's palanquin.

I didn't think we were gonna make it!

I don't actually know how it happened, okay?

I don't know how I'm gonna get you out of this.

I don't know what Topaz would do if she didn't have Topaz.

I don't know, Steven. What are we doing in space?

I don't really know.

I don't think she's listening.

I don't want to be alone right now.

I don't want to do this, Lars.

I don't want to try again.

I get it. There's a reason

I got transported to the same magical dimension,

I guess I just feel really freaked out.

I hate being scared all the time!

I heard it straight from her. She said...

I just traveled back to planet Earth

I just want to shatter 'em all the time.

I just wanted to save everyone, but I couldn't even do that

I know it's going to be worse than this!

I know.

I love shattering Diamonds.

I mean, Fluorite, how many Gems are you now?

I mean, I probably would've done that on purpose

I might have gotten carried away.

I must've healed you.

I never even tried making baklava

I never had the guts to stick up for anybody...

I predict Lars will change in hue.

I probably did some cool stuff, too,

I probably had to use the Breaking Point to do it.

I ran and hid just like I always do.

I ran and hid, Steven,

I rest my case.

I said the same thing!

I said, I'm ready!

I saw it in a movie once.

I saw it in a movie once.

I still don't know what that is.

I still don't know what that means.

I still got to go.

I think that movie was about dinosaurs.

I think that movie was about dinosaurs.

I think that's the coolest thing I've ever done in my life.

I thought if I turned myself in, it'd fix everything, but...

I took it for granted, so don't pass up this chance.

I tried to help you! I healed your Gem!

I trust you. Just help me out here.

I want to help you guys.

I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her,

I was assigned to this!

I was probably like "Stop!" And she was all like, "No!"

I was scared of everything except baking.

I, um...

I...

I'd give you a hug, but I can't use my arms.

I'd like to remind the court

I'll accept any punishment you want to give me.

I'll be back. I can bring whatever you need.

I'll go let the Diamonds know about our little prisoner.

I'll set the coordinates for Earth.

I'll tell you what kind ... that kind.

I'm a wuss, Steven.

I'm always pretending I'm fine with it.

I'm back!

I'm gonna need you to be my arms.

I'm home!

I'm incredulous.

I'm just [sniffles] afraid.

I'm just glad you're okay.

I'm kind of glad you're here.

I'm ready!

I'm sorry.

I'm sure they'll love that.

I'm sure whatever color Lars chooses

I've always just been stupid and afraid.

I've always wanted to tell me

I've been asking that question.

I've been possessed by the most marvelous vision!

I've been to space before, but not like this.

I've got her shield and everything."

I've healed people before, just never this much.

If I had known I could do that,

If I've got magic hair now, I want to know.

If only you could talk.

If they wanted to get trapped on a ship.

If we stand perfectly still, it won't see us!

In front of her entire entourage!

Into joining your rebellion?

Is Lars gonna explode or something?

Is my head like a wormhole?

Is out to get you.

Is Rosie upset 'cause her widdle "deal" didn't work?

Is that how you flattered so many Gems

Is that Rose Quartz?

Is this gonna be enough?

Is this necessary?

Is this the punishment?

Isn't it? Please, proceed.

It grew the potatoes that became these chips

It is.

It was a sword!

It was so moving.

It's a weapon that disrupts a Gem's physical form.

It's because it doesn't make sense!

It's indisputable that as the diamond overseeing Earth,

It's juice. We drink it back on Earth.

It's me ... Rose Quartz!

It's not like that.

It's not over yet

It's okay to be afraid.

It's okay to come out!

It's okay, Lars.

It's true. This was a horrible plan.

Just admit it, Steven! I'm a zombie!

Just do it!

Just go, you'll see.

Just hear me out. I have a plan.

Just hear me out. I have a plan.

Just kidding. That's my gem

Just let him go!

Just let him go! He's got nothing to do with this!

Just let me be somebody who deserved it.

Just like I ran from the potluck.

Just outside a palanquin much like this.

Just seagulls that fly in front of the sunset

Lars, are you okay?

Lars, are you there?

Lars, come on!

Lars, I think I know what this is.

Lars, look for something that can help us.

Lars, pick them up and then tie them into a lasso.

Lars, pull my pants off.

Lars, throw the lasso!

Lars: Steven, this is all your fault.

Lars!

Lars! You saved us!

Lars?

Lars?

Lars.

Lars...

Lars... I'm afraid right now.

Let's just say we were replaced.

Let's shatter Rose Quartz and be done with it!

Life is beautiful!

Like any sensible person would... do

Like this?

Like... relative to me.

Live freely?

Look at this hideous form she's taken.

Look, I can explain.

Look, I just...

Look, just unfuse,

Look, Steven, I'm not gonna get mad, okay?

Look. I'm so moved, I'm crying.

Looks like the tables have turned!

May I present your palanquin?

Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem.

Maybe then Lars will reform with a different color.

Maybe we can season some dirt and make a meal.

Maybe you only eat magical lizards now like Lion.

My bones are only a little broken.

My brilliant, opulent, radiant, glimmering ...

My Diamond.

No, I do not want a lizard.

No, I trashed my roll and ran away.

No, it's way simpler than that.

No, no, look. I get it.

No, no, no! If we leave this cavern,

No, no, no. We will!

No, no. Of course not.

No, whoever did this was already close to Pink Diamond,

No!

No! I meant like "worth less", not "worthless"

No! I want to hear her make her case.

No! I want to hear what she has to say.

No! Nobody's escaping!

No.

No. It would be more literal.

No. This is my first time here, too.

Not even me!

Not if it means leaving you behind.

Not like you. You're always helping people.

Not yet. The defense still has to speak.

Not, right.

Now lasso the destabilizer.

Now, as the records show, Pink Diamond was shattered

Now, you might feel a slight foot in your head.

Of course she can't hear you, Steven.

Of course you do!

Of course, My Diamond. [Clears throat]

Of Pink Diamond, but I can't believe these files!

Oh, Eyeball!

Oh, I know.

Oh, I'm the unluckiest Zircon in the galaxy!

Oh, Lion.

Oh, my gosh! Lars!

Oh, my!

Oh, no, no, no, no. Not again.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, she's good.

Oh, thank goodness. I hope you weren't followed.

Oh, what do you mean probably?!

Oh, why couldn't I just let people eat my food?!

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh! Looks like we got one of the humans anyway.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hmm.

Oh. The shield is reflective.

Okay, so that didn't work, but I'm sure there's another way.

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. You're right.

Ooh!

Or we go out there and get caught.

Out of a misguided attachment to a planet

Out where?! What's going to happen!?

Out where?! What's going to happen!?

Padparadscha can only predict things that just happened.

Padparadscha, come back! Hide!

Pink Diamond, could she?

Pink was Rose Quartz's enemy.

Quickly, block the entrance!

Quickly.

Ran away when we emerged.

Relax. We brought them here.

Right! Well, uh...

Rose had everything to gain by shattering her.

Rose Quartz committed a crime so unprecedented

Rose Quartz did it, and I've got her Gem,

Rose Quartz did it, and that's Rose Quartz.

Rose Quartz had been a recognized threat

Rose Quartz is flawed, I grant you.

Rose Quartz?!

Rutile Left: It's okay, Rhodonite.

Rutile Right: Don't worry.

Sadie was in trouble, and I didn't do anything.

Salt is a rock, right?

Say, Rose, how do I look?

Shatter her own diamond!

Shattered by one of her own soldiers ... ha!

Shattered.

She must have slipped past them!

She's got those big headphones on.

Should we let her friend go?

Should we try to find a new hiding spot?

Six.

So [sniffles]

So how did a Rose Quartz,

So I was... away from life?

So I'm the one who's gotta pay for this!

So we fought ... I think

So what does pink mean?

So what happened? What's in my head?

So whatever you're gonna do...

So you were ... [Sighs]

So you've been hiding your whole lives.

So, wait, am I a zombie now?

So, we either stay here and get caught...

So, where were you?

So... a revolt, huh?

Some jump kicks and stuff. But I was most likely

Someone ... like one of you!

Someone her guards would allow to get near her,

Someone she would listen to

Someone with supreme authority!

Someone's got to pay for what my mom did.

Something incredible is going to happen to Lars!

Somewhere long forgotten.

Sooner or later, you all become sentimental.

Sorry, Lars.

Sorry.

Sorry.

State your name for the record, please!

Steven

Steven, wait. Is this really a good idea?

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # And Steven! #

Steven: # And Steven! #

Steven: I know my mom did something really bad.

Steven! What if it's a trap?

Steven? What're we gonna do?

Steven's back.

Still doing down here, you big boulder?

Stop! You're gonna break my elbow!

Strangers to our current place of hiding.

T T Topaz.

Thank the stars.

Thank you for saving us.

Thank you, whoever you...

Thanks a lot, Steven.

Thanks to your bubble... [groans]

Thanks, buddy.

That can't be.

That caused the diabolical Rose Quartz to...

That eventually became the bread

That eventually became this sandwich!

That is strange!

That one can't help but wonder ... why?

That ridiculous disguise is only going to make you

That Rose Quartz did turn herself in.

That serve no purpose whatsoever.

That sounds good.

That sounds wonderful.

That want to destroy Earth and destroy me

That. That thing.

That's a human.

That's not your fault.

That's perfect!

That's quite enough testimony from you!

That's right. You caught me.

That's so, so beautiful. [Sniffles]

That's the problem with you fusions.

That's what I said!

That's what the killer robots are for.

That's why I turned myself in ... to save all of you!

That's why you look so unusual.

That's, uh, pretty slow.

The Court remembers, and the Court does not care.

The Diamonds did attack,

The Earth is way better than this.

The question no one seems to be asking is "how?"

The twins of rutile will bring one ... no, two ...

Then I don't have time for it. Ugh!

Then I was abducted.

There it is ... the passion, the fury ...

There must be pink magic in my guts now or something.

There were no Rose Quartz soldiers in her entourage,

There's no other way out. I'm it.

There's no robots flying around.

There's something I can try, but no.

There's tons of food if you like rocks for dinner.

These two were about to be scanned

They can't see you at all!

They certainly don't look like gems we've ever seen before.

They certainly don't look like gems we've ever seen before.

They don't look like Gems.

They don't.

They found us!

They saw the whole thing!

They seem to have overlooked us

They seem...different. I think we can trust them.

They want you to explain how you did it.

They were being chased up on the surface

They were trying to scan your Gem!

They were with her, of course.

They'll find us for sure.

They're always sending me on these miserable missions.

They're back.

They're fusing, right?

They're fusing!

They're gonna break us!

They're taking me straight to their terrible leaders

They're the diamonds.

They're with us.

They've been after my mom for 6,000 years,

This is hopeless. [Gasps]

This is our chance! We gotta go!

This is our fault! If it wasn't for us, you'd be fine!

This is pointless!

This is really, really messed up, Steven.

This is ridiculous!

This is ridiculous!

This way, come!

Those Crystal Gems must have screwed up the engine

Those giant crazy chicks aren't gonna be distracted forever!

Those shattering Robonoids are back!

Till we get there, right?

To heal Gems other than the villainous...

Topaz, go fix it.

Topaz, I trust you'll still be able to fly the ship

Topaz, what do you think?

Topaz, you don't have to do this.

Topaz, you had one job,

Trust me! I'm trying to save you.

Ugh. Fine.

Ugh. Fine.

Ugh. Fine.

Ugh. There. I did it.

Uh, disregard that last statement!

Uh, don't worry. I'm not a threat or anything.

Uh, excuse me, but, um, where are you taking us?

Uh, hi!

Uh, of course. Uh, in ... innocent!

Uh, okay.

Uh, the word "innocent" can mean,

Uh, yeah.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I don't think we have a choice!

Uh... We should probably move!

Um, if you could just...

Um, they had this whole heartfelt thing

Um, well...

Under some space building!

Wait till the Diamonds get their hands on you

Wait, I don't see anything wrong with you guys

Wait, what?

Wait!

Wait! No, don't say that! [Snickers]

Wait. Aquamarine, the deal is off.

Wait. Lars!

Was decimated by the Diamond attack!

Water!

We can live freely without having to hide who we are.

We can't leave without Lars!

We couldn't just leave you there.

We had to do something.

We have to get you out of here.

We know this planet.

We know, Padparadscha.

We look unusual?!

We only have this brief moment to prepare your case.

We shall take a short recess.

We should shatter her just for looking like that.

We survived because all the other rutiles

We survived because they were afraid of us.

We were just in time.

We won't do it.

We'll be completely exposed.

We'll figure it out.

We'll find an alternate route.

We'll get to Earth another way.

We'll never get that dropship to fly, and we're losing time!

We'll see you on Earth, I hope.

We're almost to Homeworld.

We're back home

We're back!

We're gonna run, and we're gonna be okay!

We're here.

We're just a rutile that came out wrong.

We're not gonna hurt you.

We're winning!

We've all heard the rumors about the demise

We've been hiding in these tunnels for eons.

We've got like a billion light years

Well, don't say that ...

Well, everyone else managed to get off the ship.

Well, half gem.

Well, I am, too, so at least we're on the same page here.

Well, I guess if you get really cold, you turn blue,

Well, I'm convinced! Time to execute!

Well, if you insist.

Well, it didn't really work out too well, did it?

Well...no!

Wha... What, what! Stop!

What a mystery!

What are they doing on the floor?!

What are we gonna do? What's gonna happen?

What are we gonna eat?

What are you doing? Let go of me!

What did you do? Do it again.

What did you think was going to happen, Rose Quartz?!

What do you mean, off color?

What do you need?

What if I don't want to be saved?

What if I want to stay trapped here and fly around space,

What if I want to stay trapped here and fly around space,

What is this box?

What is this place?

What is your problem, Lars?!

What sort of Gem would turn on her own kind for this?

What was I thinking?

What?!

What?! Huh?!

What?! I'm trying to perform a beautiful act over here.

What... are... you... doing?

What's a zombie?

Whatever Homeworld has in store for me...

When asked to stop her palanquin

When my ... our Morganite found out,

When Rose attacked her from the front.

When we pulled them under.

Where are they?

Where are we?!

Where is the accused?

Where is this?

Where my mom kept a bunch of artifacts on a hill with a tree,

Where only those who don't belong belong.

Where were Pink Diamond's attendants?

Which is back on Earth!

Which only target Gems!

Who belonged to my mom when she was still here,

Who knows what they're doing to Steven.

Whoa oh oh!

Whoa, strong.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Aah!

Whoa. What happened?

Why bother with him? He's worthless!

Why can't it be?

Why did you do that?!

Why do you think I'm capable of anything?!

Why is it doing that?

Will be lovely.

Wish I could tell everyone I'm okay.

With no business being anywhere near Pink Diamond,

Without having to hide?

Witnesses said, Pink had stepped out

Wouldn't her Agates have tried to fight her off?

Wouldn't her Pearl have cried out in alarm,

Wouldn't her Sapphires have seen Rose Quartz coming?

Wow. It worked.

Y You don't have to sugarcoat this,

Yeah, but who ...

Yeah, I I bet you don't really want to hurt us.

Yellow Diamond: You think you can get away, Rose?

Yellow, stop it! Why are you doing this?!

Yes, of course it is!

You ... shattered her... with a sword!

You ... You probably just act mean

You brought me back to life.

You can talk, and zombies can't do that.

You can't just walk around on the surface like that!

You dangerous yellow coat?

You don't happen to have

You don't know how it happened.

You don't know?!

You don't want me going in your head.

You feeling cozy, you big banana?

You just don't get it!

You know what's even more messed up?

You know, wrong.

You mean, you're not a fusion?