Steven Universe (2013) - Season 2 Edit

A hypothetical pattern. Do mi so ti...

A team of diplomatic Gems

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! What do we do now?!

Actually, it's mostly carbonite.

Ah!

Ah! [Grunting]

Ah! Don't hurt her!

Ah! We have to get you out of here.

Aha! There's the insertion point!

All life was precious and worth protecting!

All over their bodies, and then it'll be over.

All right, this should be good for now.

All right. I chased away those cows. Let's get to work.

All told, this probably only accounts

All we need to do is feed this data to the drill,

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

Amethyst, cut that out.

Amethyst, hi, hi! Hi, Amethyst!

Amethyst, please don't blow us into space!

Amethyst: Hey, uh, Peridot.

Among those Gems was Sapphire, a rare aristocratic

Amongst its transgressions is the need for the Amethyst

An aptitude for engineering that I begrudgingly respect,

And ... and happy. Why am I so sure

And everything from that instant on was wrong and new.

And her terrifying renegade, Pearl.

And I can't even get that right.

And now I'm working with the enemy,

And she had already accepted all of it.

And that I'd rather do this than everything I was supposed to do?

And then I fell.

And there they were ...

And we should be all set!

Are you saying I'm wrong?

As you can see, this planet is annoying, and everything is annoying.

Assigned to her were three Rubies...

Aw, lion, you've earned your naps for the week!

Aw.

Because it's not accessible by warp pad, and it's on...

Before they are cornered, they will destroy

Before we begin, would you mind unfusing?

Behold, Yellow Diamond! Isn't she magnificent?

Blue Diamond spoke.

Blue Diamond's voice cut through the crowd.

Both: # and peace and war on the planet Earth #

Both: We are the Crystal Gems.

Broad shouldered, intimidating,

But because of Ruby's impulsive gesture,

But felt like I was getting the hang of my strange, new form.

But I am no better. I failed my mission,

But I had no idea that's what it felt like.

But progress was being thwarted

But think of the good it would have done ...

But what you don't know is how Ruby and Sapphire first met.

But you simply stayed in the ground too long.

But you simply stayed in the ground too long.

But, golly, it's so elegant, so simple, so perfect!

By a small persistent group of rebels.

Can we hurry it up? This place gives me the creeps.

Can you tell me, how was Ruby able to alter fate?

Can you use it in a sentence?

Check out this ... Hmm ... "Rhythmatic" pulverizer.

Cluster, Cluster, where are you, Cluster?

Collaborative approach to stopping the Cluster.

Come on, lion! We got to do this to stop the Cluster!

Come on.

Completing this colony would have meant

Crying, singing while crying. [Laughs]

Devoid of substance or purpose.

Do mi so do.

Don't ever question this.

Don't hurt... me?

Efficient use of all available materials.

Even though some of us don't anymore.

Everything's fine. [Machinery beeps]

Exhibited by any one of these Crystal Gems.

For maybe 5% of what was originally planned!

For the satisfaction of bringing it to completion!

For the satisfaction of bringing it to completion!

Forgive me. I ...

Garnet is a fusion. I don't even know what

Garnet, stop, please! It's not worth it.

Garnet: She's not going to the kindergarten

Garnet: The Earth, 5,750 years ago.

Get me out of this furry freak ... ugh! Ow!

Go, lion, go!

Gotta find the right file... Aha!

Guess it was "naps."

Ha ha! All right, moon boy! [Grunts]

Ha!

Ha! That's your best joke yet.

Hang on.

He's some sort of hybrid abomination.

Hee yah!

Here's one I've been working on...

Hey, Amethyst isn't laughing when I do these things.

Hey, are you all right? That was a close one.

Hey, can't wait for those rebels to get here.

Hey, don't worry about it.

Hey, I think that's a control surface over there!

Hey, it's got one of those glowy hand dealies!

Hey, look over here. I think it's a door!

Hey, soldier,

His organic half consumes so much energy that he has

Hm?

Hmm, okay, let's see here. There we go.

Hold on. Wait, wait.

Homeworld Gem with the power to see into the future.

How I feel?

How it would happen and when.

How stylistically displeasing.

How you feel is bound to be much more interesting.

Huh? Hey, Peridot, who is this supposed to be?

I ... I mean, we were all made to serve them

I ... oh.

I always thought ...

I am not! That would violate our truce agreement.

I could call her lots of things.

I could call her two things ... two clods! [Laughs]

I don't even understand how he functions.

I foresee the rebels attacking the cloud arena.

I have apparently "hurt" Amethyst's "feelings,"

I have apparently "hurt" Amethyst's "feelings,"

I have concluded that they are all defective.

I I feel lost... and scared...

I I've never had a third eye before.

I just need some sort of leverage optimizer.

I look forward to speaking with you again

I mean, it's a relic by today's standards,

I mean, just look at that view!

I never realized that fusion ...

I said I needed tungsten ... tungsten.

I suppose it's just interest. Do mi so do...

I think this is right.

I thought it might make her feel a little better.

I thought maybe you finally understood why.

I want to understand. I'm sorry.

I was back. I was someone, and I didn't know who.

I was being... cool. Amethyst loved it.

I wish I could have seen more of this planet.

I'm fine. There's nothing wrong.

I'm gonna punch them right in their faces.

I'm still learning. I hope you understand.

I'm surprised you two made it back from the kindergarten

I've never had more than one. It was nice.

I've seen Gems fuse before,

If I've damaged my standing with the best gem here,

If we don't get back to work!

If we don't, there's gonna be no more Earth!

Immediately after my form is destroyed, the rebels

Including two of my Ruby guards and myself.

Interest without meaning.

Is it morning already?

Is this ...

It doesn't look like the Moon.

It feels like yesterday she was trying to kill us.

It was a promising site of a new Gem colony,

It was used for planning the colony. Here, look!

It's a good thing Peridot was there to save you.

It's beautiful!

It's Blue Diamond!

It's going to be blown to oblivion by the Cluster

It's making me feel... smaller.

It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.

It's midnight. Happy birthday, Steven.

It's okay! I got i i i t!

It's okay. Everything's okay. It was just a drill.

It's the rebels!

It's the smaller of the two,

It's the third rotation of the Earth

Let me guess. This ... This is the hole you came out of.

Let's get the heck out of here!

Let's go, you two.

Let's head back and shove this thing in Pearl's face.

Like you promised?

Lion, can you make us a special super warp to the Moon?

Lion! Are you okay, bud?

Log date 7 1 1 2.

Log date 7 1 1 2.

Log date 7 1 1 2.

Look at me! I'm a moon boy!

Look at this. It's all my fault you're stranded here.

Looks like the beta kindergarten in facet nine.

Maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off.

Mean? No way.

Meh. [Groaning]

Mm.

Moon boy, quadruple backflip!

My Diamond, I've arrived.

No more fun times with your pals! No more lion lickers?

No more naps? [Growls]

No wonder you have no idea what you're supposed to look like!

No, no, no, no. This wasn't used for games.

No, no, please. I'm glad to see you again

No, really. Pearl is a pearl.

No!

No. No, no, no, no.

Noooo!

Not nearly as impressive as yours, Amethyst!

Now there's no colony, and there's gonna be no Earth!

Now you sing # mi, fa mi, mi fa mi ti la #

Now, please wait here. I must attend to my duties.

O M G! I don't!

Oh, come on. We'll punch them together when we fuse.

Oh, I, um, I'm so sorry, I ...

Oh, man, are you finally gonna tell me

Oh, man, Peridot, you're killing me!

Oh, my goodness! This looks like it could be brand new!

Oh, right. [Tape rewinding]

Oh, wait. I need to check something!

Oh!

Oh! Ha. You mean you want a screwdriver?

Oh! It's lovely. To think we'd be using

Okay, okay. Do Steven next.

Okay.

Once I reform back on Homeworld.

Only the most elite of the elite can enter these sanctums.

Oof! The panel.

Our physical forms adjust automatically

Ow.

Peridot, facet 5. End log.

Peridot, if you could come take a look at this...

Peridot: What'd I say?! I'm just stating a fact!

Pretty cool, right?!

Reign of the place made me incredibly uncomfortable.

Relative to the barn, it's roughly 2,500 units down.

Remind me again why I should listen to you.

Rose Quartz, the leader of the rebellion

Rose: Blue Diamond, leave this planet.

Ruby and Sapphire: # Where did we go? #

Ruby suddenly realized what Sapphire meant.

Ruby: Who are you? Show yourselves!

Ruddy muddy clumps beneath my gravity connectors!

Running out of ways to say clods.

Sapphire had accepted it, but Ruby ... Ruby could not.

Sapphire had been called to Earth by Blue Diamond

Sapphire had known every moment of her life ...

Sapphire knew she would be a casualty, but it did not faze her.

Sapphire, this is not the scenario you described."

See? Look at that!

She ... She won't even look at me.

She couldn't see. She couldn't move.

She had known that Ruby would fail.

She saw her whole life laid out before her,

She suddenly jumped the track of fate.

She was frozen.

She's come so far!

She's not even fighting! She's ...

She's probably telling the Pearl how much fun she had now.

Since commencements of a... [inhales sharply]

So here's a map of all structures

So thank you, Rose Quartz ... you doomed the planet!

So, what was it?

Specifically to share her vision of the future.

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Ta da! A finished Earth colony!

Talk about something else! [Continues laughing]

Thank you, Ruby. You did your best.

Thank you. [music]

Thanks.

That chair is only for the most elite Gems!

That governs Homeworld and all the outlying colonies!

That he has a whole room dedicated to it.

That I'd rather be this than everything I was supposed to be?

That is a nice thought. But, no.

That was the incorrect response.

That were originally built on Earth.

That you're a fusion of the Gems Ruby and Sapphire

That's exceedingly simple. Do mi so ti.

That's funny. I'm so funny. [Laughs]

That's it, then! Mission accomplished!

That's not the way they see it.

That's what I said.

The Amethyst and the Steven have volunteered

The attack was right on schedule.

The blueprints for the drill head.

The Diamonds are the gem matriarchs!

The extinction of all life on Earth.

The furious crowd closed in around Ruby and Sapphire.

The Gems would that would have been made,

The magnetron out of that microwave,

The material is different from the surrounding stone.

The newer ones have a nicer finish.

The Pearl here has exhibited

The physical forms of seven Gems,

The rebellion didn't really save Earth. It just delayed the inevitable.

The same technology that started all this to fix it ...

The strangest thing is, Amethyst,

Then I've made a serious mistake.

There hasn't been one instance of correct behavior

There it is! It's embedded deep in the mantle.

There'd be no Cluster if the Earth had stayed a colony!

There's a Diamond base that may hold that information,

They had never seen fusion of two different types of Gems.

They must really like stairs.

They should be listening to you.

They were gonna break you.

They've spent thousands of years trying to protect the Earth.

This colony will not be completed.

This drill is pure irony!

This entire planet is backwards.

This is a really old system.

This is not what I saw. I don't know what happened.

This is so incredible!

This little thing ...

This place must've been empty when you came out.

Though that doesn't explain the spontaneous singing,

To ask permission from the permafusion.

To constantly feed, and he spends so much time expelling

To help me dismantle this era 1 drill.

Together they make up the great Diamond authority

Too small, too low, the exit marks look about

Ugh! Why are you Earthlings so difficult?!

Ugh. Never mind. I'll just do it.

Uh, there's still time.

Uh, yeah. And that was an accident, too.

Uh!

Uh... Yep! We on the Moon!

Wah!

Wait, wait, Steven. Peridot, these?

Wait!

Wait. Are they all here? Ah, yes!

Wait. Hold on! Does this thing have any games on it?

Wait. This is ... Hm?

Walking around like she's one clod. [Laughs wickedly]

We are literally walking in the footsteps of the Diamonds.

We know you didn't mean to start the drill.

We leave for one second, and everything goes off the rails!

We live to serve them!

We made it.

We really are on the Moon!

We still need the Cluster's exact coordinates in order to drill!

We worked hard, and we deserve to take it easy for a little bit.

We'll ... We'll ...

We'll have everything we need ... except for the drill head.

We'll rebuild it stronger, better. We'll add seatbelts!

We're a space faring race designed to conquer other worlds!

We're done here. Let's just go home.

Welcome to Earth.

Well, I guess that's something you could try.

Well, if it isn't anything, then why does it sound so good?

Well, if she wanted to protect it, she did a lousy job!

Well, sure. [Chuckles] You're small.

Well, they aren't here now, right?

Well, we did destroy all her stuff.

Well, we did this time. We'll unfuse.

Well, you're a quartz. They're huge, loyal soldiers.

Were sent from Homeworld to investigate

Wha?

What ... What is this?

What a beautiful place to build a colony.

What are you doing?!

What are you talking about?!

What do you mean? It's perfect. Look at it!

What is that, a ... a "C"? [Note plays]

What is the point? You're not making anything.

What kind of Ruby am I supposed to be?

What were you thinking shutting this operation down!

What?

What? You've got to be joking.

What?! What'd I say?!

Whatever, dude.

When I see those rebels,

When you think about it, it's all so [chortles] funny.

Whenever I fuse, it's always just been me, but bigger.

Which was not my intent.

Which was not my intent.

Who cares about any of you?! You're all just rocks,

Who cares? There's tons of me.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why are they just sitting there, looking at nothing?!

Why did we stop working on the drill?

Why did you give her that?

Why don't I just get an injector drill head

Why isn't she laughing?

Why was Sapphire willing to give up everything?

Why'd you do that? I have to get you back up there!

Will be captured. The rebellion ends here.

Without a chaperone.

Working hard is important, but feeling good is important, too!

Would that make it "carbony"?

Wow! Look at this!

Wow! So, who are the Diamonds anyway?

Yeah, but that's what's fun about it.

Yeah, Steven, the Moon.

You already are the answer.

You already know about all that, Steven.

You are talking about things that you do not understand.

You can do everything a normal quartz can do.

You can't go around sitting where an elite would sit!

You feel bad. That's how you made her feel.

You know, she's just, you know, like a...

You know! [Laughs]

You should be twice your size,

You should write something. You should write a song!

You think you have to listen to them. [Laughs]

You were pretty mean to her at the kindergarten.

You'll know when I'm joking.

You're a strong, singular, fully functional soldier,

You're the one who should be in charge!

You're the only Crystal Gem that's actually a gem.

89 kindergartens, 67 spires, a galaxy warp in each facet,

500 years newer than every other hole. Hmm.

# Amethyst # # and Pearl #

# Amethyst # # and Pearl #

# Amethyst # # and Pearl #

# oh, whoa, come on and sing it with me # Sing?

# that's why the people # # of this world #

# that's why the people # # of this world #

# that's why the people # # of this world #

# the words relate to the key # Key?

Aah! No, no, no, no! Stop! Peridot?

About what? Whatever you're thinking.

Amethyst, are you okay? Don't worry about it.

Approved. Keep her in line, Amethyst. You got it!

As you can see ... Oh, Peridot! [Scoffs]

Because it was outside my radius. [Chuckling] Hey.

but getting there is going to be difficult. How come?

But you're still a nerd. I'll be sure to add that to my notes.

despite the fact that you're defective. Defective?

Do we really have to do that? Her having free

Do you have one or not? Uh, w why don't you just use this one?

Eh? Yeah, we'll keep an eye on her.

from the kindergarten? Oh.

Funny? Peridot, if you can get

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #

Garnet: # We # # are the Crystal #

Garnet: # We # # are the Crystal #

Garnet: # We # # are the Crystal #

he's supposed to be. Hey!

Here you go, Pearl. Oh, good. Hmm.

Hey, Peridot, what do you call this? A scent sponge.

Hey, what's this doodad for? Put that back!

Hey, what's this room? It's not what we came for.

Hey! Why can't I be a moon boy? We're Gems.

How am I gonna save you? You already did.

How do you feel? Big.

Huh? [Laughs] Okay, what's this?

Hup! Hup! Hey!

Hup! Yeah! Hup!

I ... No, it was me.

I blame the cows. No, it's fine. It's fine.

I don't upset you? Who cares about how I feel?

I think if I just do... this! Huh?

It could have been great! No, you're wrong!

It's you ... the fusion. We didn't mean to fuse.

Let me, uh ... I'm fine.

Let's go. Uh, bye.

Let's take a look! Yeah!

Listen. I, um... Just spit it out.

Music? Yeah, it's music. Like this...

Nice work. [Gasps] Ah!

No, no, that was several weeks ago. Coordinates!

our empire expanded! Rose Quartz believed

Peridot, you really hurt her feelings. What?

Peridot! What? I'm coming.

Peridot. What was I supposed to look like?

Right. Yes.

So, how do you turn it on? I have no idea.

So? Well, you're not supposed to be.

Solutions without problems? And then you just add words.

Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #

Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #

Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #

Steven! [Gasps] Garnet!

Steven. Hi.

Sure! Do mi so ti...

that you disappear like that. It's never like that.

That's why they sent, uh, three of us. Three this!

The answer? Love.

The drill? Yeah!

There she is! Who?

They seem like a big deal! Are you joking me?

This? Gravity connectors.

This?! That's your butt!

to the gravity of any planetoid! Aw, lame!

Ugh. How's everything going up there?

Uh, thanks? But where is the Cluster now?

Uh, what does tungsten look like? Tungsten. Ah!

Uh... Peridot? Aah! It was an accident. I swear!

Vision sphere. Peridot, that's ...

We are looking at it. Yeah, this plan stinks!

We really did it, huh? [Gasps] We?

Whaaa? You outrank everyone on your team.

What am I? No more questions.

What are you saying? I'm gonna punch them

What are you saying? I'm gonna punch them

What if I just punch you? Ow!

What the... aah! Amethyst! [Grunting]

What was the plan? Well, let's take a look.

What? It's okay. It was bound to happen.

What? You already saved me.

What's weird about Steven? Where do I even begin?

Whoa! Wait! Oof! [Gasps]

without driving each other crazy. Yeah.

Wow. I knew it. So did I.

Yeah, team! Great

Yes, yes, that's it! That's so easy.

Yes, yes, that's it! That's so easy.

You can't sit there! Why not? It's really cool!

You making more nerd notes? What is... nerd?

You're a real gem, "Perry." Yes. I am. A gem.

...common soldiers with a mission to protect her

"Clearly," said Blue Diamond.

"Disgusting

"How dare you fuse with a member of my court."

"It Could've Been Great"

"Permafusion?" Is that what you call Garnet?

"Sapphire, tell me what will happen here."

"Thank you, Sapphire," Blue Diamond said, relieved.

"That's all I needed to know."

"The Answer"

"The rebels have fled

"This is unheard of."

"Too Far"

"Unbelievable."

"You will be broken for this."

[All gasp]

[All gasp]

[All shout]

[Angrily] Touch stumps.

[Bird cawing] [sighs]

[Both humming]

[Both laugh]

[Chalk scratching] Pearl: I've finished drawing up

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] [Fire crackling]

[Chuckles] Yeah.

[Chuckles] Yeah.

[Chuckling] Leverage optimizer?

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat] Nerd ... You are a nerd.

[Coughs]

[Crickets buzzing] [Soft ukulele tune playing]

[Crowd murmuring]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Fire crackling]

[Gasping]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] Oh, my gosh! Now it's music!

[Gasps] The Moon?!

[Gasps] What?

[Gasps] You listen to me now.

[Giggles]

[Giggling]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans] Oh, oh, oh! Amethyst!

[Growls]

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Huffs]

[Humming]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] No, no, no. You're funny.

[Laughing] Uh, no, something else ...

[Laughing] Yes!

[Laughs nervously]

[Laughs weakly]

[Laughs wickedly] Amethyst.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] "Gemetically" speaking, yes.

[Metal clatters] Yes, it is a good thing.

[Music ends]

[music]

[Muttering angrily] Aah!

[Mutters] Me and Steven can go with her.

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting] [Music]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars] Ohh!

[Scoffs] Who cares about how she feels?

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Shouting]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Another one of her temper tantrums.

[Sighs] It's true.

[Snickers]

[Snickers] What's wrong with that?

[Snoring]

[Snorting]

[Swords clash]

[Tape rewinding] Clods! Muddy clods!

[Whirring changes pitch]

[Whirring] Hey ... bzzzz!

♪ and it wasn't quite me ♪

♪ and it wasn't quite you ♪

♪ And now you're here forever ♪

♪ and peace and war on the planet Earth ♪

♪ and peace and war on the planet Earth ♪

♪ And Steven! ♪

♪ And Steven! ♪

♪ And Steven! ♪

♪ And you hadn't before? ♪

♪ anybody would be ♪

♪ but I guess I am, too ♪

♪ did you say I was different? ♪

♪ do re mi fa so la ti do ♪

♪ I guess we already know ♪

♪ I think it was someone entirely new ♪

♪ I think we made something entirely new ♪

♪ I think you're all insane ♪

♪ I was bouncing on the Moon one day ♪

♪ I'm so sorry ♪

♪ if it's a pattern, if it's a pattern ♪

♪ if it's a pattern, if it's a pattern ♪

♪ if they were stuck on Earth with you ♪

♪ is there anything that's worth more ♪

♪ is there anything that's worth more ♪

♪ is there anything that's worth more than ... ♪

♪ is there anything that's worth more than ♪

♪ isn't it pretty? ♪

♪ Life and death and love and birth ♪

♪ life and death and love and birth ♪

♪ life and death and love and birth ♪

♪ life and death and love and birth ♪

♪ life and death and love and birth and ♪

♪ No, no, don't be ♪

♪ Of course not ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ peace and love on the planet Earth? ♪

♪ so ♪

♪ than peace and love on the planet Earth? ♪

♪ then just repeat after me ♪

♪ then just repeat after me ♪

♪ um ♪

♪ We're here together ♪

♪ we're making music ♪

♪ we've all got nowhere to go ♪

♪ we've all got something to fear ♪

♪ well, I just can't stop thinkin' ♪

♪ Well, you're here, too ♪

♪ What about me? ♪

♪ What about you? ♪

♪ what did we do? ♪

♪ When would I have ever? ♪

♪ I guess we're already here ♪

♪ is there anything that's worth more ♪

♪ life and death and love and birth and ♪

♪ um ♪