Steven Universe (2013) - Season 3 Edit

A And what did she say?

A And, sure, she had to fight but ..

A Are you okay?

A at least she'd never..

A bit overboard.

A fresh baked frosted donut with sprinkles!

A good guy who likes making people feel good.

A hundred bucks?! Gee, thanks!

A rundown old car wash? Guess the music biz

A thousand years of fighting were all for nothing!

Aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa ah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaah! Bismuth.

Aaah! Steven

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Huh?

Aah! I gotta help them!

Aah! What did you two do?

Accidents are not awesome!

After that workplace safety lawsuit got thrown out.

After you lied about everything?

After you wash your hands.

Agggggh!

Aggh!

Aggh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Ah, cool!

Ah, geez, you think anyone will notice?

Ah, she can't hear me! I'm too far away!

Ah, the van's still home sweet home.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [Laughs]

Ah! Aah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Hot!

Ah! Lasers?

Ah? Mm.

Ah.

Ah. [Growls]

Ah. Bismuth, I can't use this.

Aha! Yes!

Ahem! Who is this?

Ahh, duh!

Ahh, Steven, you're a genius!

Alas, poor Steven! I knew him well.

All clear!

All right, all right. Settle down

All right, Gems, Pearl, Amethyst, and I will walk to mask island

All right, I get it. I see how it is.

All right, let's put an end to this.

All right, rubies, back to the ship!

All right!

All right! It's a Ste party!

All that talk about how Gems could take control

All the time since I was made!

All this runnin' around. I'm not even in a union.

All we're asking from you is...

All your training ..

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: ♪ we'll always find a way ♪

Also, in the biz, they make it really hard to have any free time at all.

Also, these things are crazy on the road.

Always coming back to me?

Always huge, never small, all the ...

Amethyst and I were gonna go hang out,

Amethyst, don't make fun!

Amethyst, you're so much better than me.

Amethyst: Hey, Steven, why's your alarm going off?

Amethyst: Yo, Mr. S. While you were gone, Peri got a ring.

Amethyst! Hey, over here!

Amethyst! What do think you that means?

Amethyst?

Amethyst?

Amethyst...

An era one base.

An unstable fusion like Malachite could cause?

And ..

And ... real talk? ... I was a jerk.

And a different way in public. You act like I don't know you

And a roller coaster.

And Bubble! And the floating thing!

And by none other than Jasper!

And do my very best at being your son.

And everyone's always acting like there's no problem

And file the report for me.

And for what?

And Gems never hear they can be anything

And go into a Watermelon Steven again.

And he's eager to get some sleep.

And he's wearing the plugs I got him.

And head towards the moon base whenever you're ready.

And hello, my favorite place to get a snack, the Big Donut!

And how I was always battling against Jasper

And I can start another beautiful, Beach City day.

And I have two eyeballs ...

And I thought this thing was rigged. Here you go, kid.

And I told them, the Universe is my road.

And I'd never heard that before.

And if she thinks we are, that's her problem.

And judging from what he said, you didn't do a good job at all.

And jump!

And look what you've done without me,

And maybe I can take his pain away, too.

And my car has to look as beautiful as me.

And my Himitsu X 12 on the downhill course,

And name one of them after his Uncle Steven?

And never let anyone see my pain,

And no one ever mentioned her to me,

And now I am, and you're mad at me?!

And now I'm filthy stinking rich.

And now, for your final test, an all out battle.

And Rose Quartz might still be alive?

And shattered the Diamonds.

And she asked me what I wanted to build,

And she was different because she decided to be.

And temples for the Gem elites to enjoy.

And that's something different,

And the dash thing?!

And the music business since then. So I can tell you, with certainty,

And the rest of the time,

And the sloth, hailing from the forests of South America.

And the speakers even huger. [Humming]

And their technology far surpasses

And then a dozen dozen dozen

And then a dozen dozen for the whole town!

And then I'll die.

And then it makes me suck at everything I do even more!

And then Mayor Dewey will order a dozen,

And then, they'll feed my donut to a dog.

And then, when you feel a nibble,

And then...

And there it is.

And they'll leave us alone. Just play along

And this is all your fault!

And this owner's manual is no help.

And took out 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down

And water is a part of who you are.

And we might be stuck out here for a while.

And we'll give those Diamonds

And we're buildin' bases out of wood now?!

And what crackers go with caviar.

And while we're... chillin', I'll promote your little engagement.

And why don't you try a trident.

And you can't fool me again

And you know what?

And you love me? Even like this?

And you put a hook on the end of your line.

And you won't have much use for it.

And you work the thing to get us to the moon

And you're just gonna make fun of me until we do.

And your grades are still below average.

And your ship...

And, by the looks of it,

And, Pearl, remember when we stopped that drop ship?

And, ugh, I'd just be floating all day!

And... "I'm sorry."

And... sleep, if you want to.

Annh! Bismuth, watch out!

Annnnh!

Another taste of what's coming!

Anyone else think they can beat me

Anything we have available on Earth.

Anyway, uh, things are totally fine here in old Beach City,

Are those hearts in your ears?

Are you all right?! What happened?!

Are you kidding me? You're despicable

Are you okay?

Are you okay?!

Are you ready to guac? [Grunts]

Are you saying you don't know the true power of the Supremo?

Are you two okay?!

Argh!

Army: I bet they got those germs from Earth!

Arr arr!

Arr rawr rawr arr rawr rawr rawr.

As long as he's doing something that makes him happy.

As Sour Cream's roadie, I have to voice my concern.

Asking you to bring me a spear.

Asteroids incoming!

At least we got second place.

At least, if I were in pieces, I wouldn't have to know

At the battle for the Ziggaurat.

At the edge of the arena.

At the very least,

Aunts, uncles ... music is for everybody.

Aw, come on, Pearl.

Aw, come on! We're all a big family.

Aw, geez, something's throwing off the rudder.

Aw, man! It's my stepdad. He was just waiting for me to fail

Aw, man.

Aw, yeah, baby.

Aw, yeah! Corrupted roommate!

Aw, yeah. This is gonna be sick

Aw! I was rooting for you, Dondai!

Awhk!

Awhk!

Awhk!

Awhk!

Aww, that's nasty

Awww!

Ay yi yi! Your gem is cracked!

Aye, aye, Captain!

Ayyy.

Ayyyyy.

Back off, Kevin! He's not a grandpa!

Bah! [Gasp]

Based on the placement of their gems.

Be back on Earth?

Be careful!

Beach City looks so small from up here.

Because ... he's ... he's...

Because I gotta stay here with these guys

Because I haven't seen a bed in six days!

Because I want to introduce you to a fresh, raw experience,

Because I'm legally obligated to give you this.

Because it's a land where you go to shape shift.

Because we don't shine like the elites.

Because we... don't have powers.

Because your head looks like a triangle. Here you go, kid.

Before the pole snapped.

Before we go on the tilt a whirl.

Behold my innovation.

Being a plague to one's mind.

Best to respect Lars' body, and his privacy.

Bi i s... mu u th!

Big, warm pieces of quartz ... like this mountain over here ..

Bismuth, the Gems on Homeworld

Bismuth, this has to stop.

Bismuth, this has to stop.

Bismuth, you can chill out here tonight

Bismuth, you make... weapons?!

Blah...

Bleh.

Blue Lonely Blade!

Boat so I can fish my life away!

Boo! You ruined the song!

Boomerang shield!

Boomerang, blade!

Boomerang, blade!

Boomerang, boomerang, boomerang blade!

Both: # Empire City #

Both: A little effort!

Both: Ayyyyy!

Both: Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Both: Jasper!

Both: Let the worst gem lose!

Both: She always did what she wanted!

Both: Surprise!

Both: Whoa! [Boat creaks]

Bravo, Bismuth!

Buck is pleased.

Buh..

Build another arena for important fighters

But ... real talk ... I've learned a lot about myself

But aren't you going to get married, and have kids,

But best of all... it has a tape deck!

But did mom really do it?

But I can do you one better ... tubetube.

But I didn't just disappear, did I?

But I don't know.

But I guess we'll see what happens tonight.

But I I got something that'll cheer you up.

But I I think it would be safer to stick

But I knew how you felt about Rose, and I stayed anyway.

But I think it might be too small to live in.

But I thought..

But it didn't work.

But it's a ritual for us Crystal Gems

But it's a shame it doesn't come attached to your body.

But it's got this big "used" sticker on it.

But it's not like that anymore.

But it's time to let her rest again.

But Lapis must be getting tired from fighting Jasper for so long.

But not for Steven.

But now you have the whole world wide web to hang out on.

But now you're better than me at everything

But Rose taught me that my life was my own,

But she always did what was best for Earth

But she was different

But she would never shatter someone!

But she's not a monster anymore!

But the company you catch.

But the Crystal Gems are back

But the fabric of his mind.

But then the Gems helped me out.

But then things got really scary, so Connie and I fused!

But then...

But there are more fights to come now that Jasper's ..

But they just keep coming back!

But they told me it was too dangerous.

But they won't see me because I'm in the sky.

But we can do everything they can do, and better.

But we could get some food, watch some movies.

But we don't hang out with you because of who you could be.

But we have to stand behind them.

But we need to talk about this.

But we're all that's left of the Rebellion, huh?

But why would a fish ever bite a hook?

But why? My healing powers are back!

But you almost just won using a rock!

But you did a great job tangling with that beast.

But you don't have to worry about that last part.

But you have to understand, some gems are beyond our help.

But you know how the music biz can be, r i i ight?

But you left me no choice!

But you opened the airlock in the moon base!

But you're not Malachite anymore.

But you're starving?

But, hey, the ocean's really beautiful from up here.

But, I'm sure she didn't want to hurt you.

But, just one.

But, most of my weapons are for defense

But, now, we're back in Bismuth. [business]

But, Sadie!

But, uh, if you need me to wash that huge bus of yours,

But...

But...

But... I thought this was about making up for lost time,

But... she's terrible.

Can I hang with you, dudes?

Can we let the Centipeetles stay?

Can you guys just keep me company until I land?

Can you see if I'll get you to change your mind?

Can't be what?

Can't leave them here unsupervised

Can't.

Catching fish.

Centi, you're back!

Centi?

Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.

Cha cha cha cha cha cha.

Chowzers.

Come and get me, you holo punks!

Come on, come on, brain, time's running out!

Come on, dude, do your thing!

Come on, how am I going to get a cool down lap

Come on, I'm right by a satellite

Come on, it'll be fun!

Come on, wake up! [Slaping]

Come with us.

Congratulations, Steven!

Connie: Whoa.

Cool! What does it do?

Cool.

Crazy Lace? Biggs?!

Curse this planet!

Daah!

Dad! Dad!

Dad? [Gasps] $10 million?!

Damage from the diamonds

Dealing with the sudden appearance ... aw, rats.

Defeat accepted!

Destroying her was the only way to save the planet.

Destroying the body, but never the Gem

Did she really shatter her?

Didn't tear the fabric of his arm,

Do me a favor and go back home

Do what you want. I'll never talk.

Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars.

Do you remember anything from before y...

Do you remember me singing the Chaaaps jingle?

Doc: Yeah, you tell 'em, Jasper!

Doc: Yeah. [Laughs] She talks a lot!

Dodge the spears the best you can.

Doesn't give her army the best chance to win?!

Don't act surprised, Rose Quartz!

Don't even give him the satisfaction of thinking about him.

Don't forget, you're obsessed with me!

Don't go too easy on him. He still needs a challenge

Don't just leave me here!

Don't lie to me.

Don't mind me, folks! Just a humble roadie doing a mike check.

Don't put me in charge!

Don't tell me what a Crystal Gem would do.

Don't want to be seen with me, but I do know.

Don't worry ..

Don't worry about it, kiddo. It's always been this way.

Don't worry about that one getting away.

Don't worry. You're hurt, but I'll look after you.

Don't you see? We've been holding us back for too long.

Don't you think that's a little bit, uh...

Donuts? No, I'm not gonna get any.

Drop it! Agh!

Dude. [Giggles]

Dying a bunch in a video games is emotionally exhausting.

Each can comes with the power of three whole avocados!

Earth was Pink Diamond's colony

Eating poop would be better than this.

Eh, sorry, Mr. U. I totally clogged up your toi...

Eh, you know, it's not about the mone... eeeeeeee!

Eh?!

Ehh, sorry, Dad.

Even if he doesn't make it big, Sour Cream'll be okay,

Even if it meant shattering someone?

Even if we don't agree, nobody deserves this

Even my fists are dead!

Every material weapon used by the Crystal Gems

Everybody always tells me how great Mom was.

Everyone's running, but from what?

Everything was going smoothly at first.

Everything's different now.

Exactly!

Eyeball: Look! It's Jasper!

Eyeball: We're heading right for that big one!

Eyeball!

Eyeball?!

Fighting off crazy fans, or just offering moral support,

Finally! [Thunder crashes]

Finally.

Find cover, soldier!

Find cute roommates in your area.

Fine

Fine, fine, I believe you!

Fine! Go play with some kiddy toy cars!

Fine! Let's do it!

Fine. [Feedback]

Fine. Take me to your big smelly

First one to the bottom wins.

First place, baby! It's like I invented winning.

First thing I do back on Earth is change my phone plan

First thing tomorrow, I'll be here right when the store opens

Fishing.

Floating aimlessly through outer space!

Floating? I forget to use that half the time!

Flying punch!

Follow me.

Fool me four times, you already fooled me ..

Fool me once, shame on me

For all the starving children in the world! [Cheering]

For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free,

For closure, that's why.

For important thinkers to think in, and then, I met her.

For me to be together.

For my first time driving a car.

For one abomination on this measly planet.

For punctuality, perseverance, and positivity

For you to exist.

Forget the Chaaaps. You remember me, don't you?

Fresh

Fresh!

From catching rebels to fly,

From concentrate? [Audience groaning]

From the sky, a sound ... a song?

Front wheel suspension, tons of ponies.

Full speed ahe... Whoa! [Crash]

Gah! Do you want to race or not?!

Garnet, remember when you and I

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Ge e e e e ms!

Gee... Uh... Thanks, yellow Dad.

Gems!

Get off me!

Get out!

Get Peridot and start drilling.

Get ready, I'm about to lose big time!

Give me a wash, old man.

Give me digits, Amethyst! High five accepted!

Give up!

Glad to have another chance.

Go ahead! Just do it!

Go annoy someone else. You little weirdo.

Go for it

Go for it, Lapis.

Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!

Go sit over there now!

Go!

Going easy on him will build his confidence!

Good afternoon!

Good job, melonhead.

Good race.

Got it!

Got it?

Gotcha!

Gotta bring the rebel prisoners if we're going to the moon.

Great! Well, I'll get the boat started.

Great. And now you're even more mature than me

Greg: Look, if I were you, I'd hate me, too.

Greg: Steven! You got a moment?

Greg!

Greg! You were awake.

Ground control to Steven Universe.

Guacol a a a! [Audience murmuring]

Guess I'll call you Starchild Junior. [Laughing]

Guess who remembered to floa...

Gurgle click click?

Guys, I need to get down right now!

Guys, this is Bismuth.

Ha ha a a!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! [Laughs] Oh.

Ha, this place is fun.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! Is that a '96 Supremo?

Ha! P amazing

Ha...

Haaaaa

Hah!

Hanging in this perfectly stable, magic tree.

Harumph.

Has been doing wonders.

Have decided to stay on Earth

Have we met before? I think I'd remember a twerp like you.

Haven't seen yet. Take your pick.

He deserves to lose!

He didn't even care about how we felt ..

He doesn't have to come.

He kept asking us to dance with him, even though we said no.

He said something about oversaturation of media

He's clearly very tired from being up all night,

He's just a regular pa! [Click]

He's sick. Been sick all our lives.

He's used the memories of happy and sad things

Heh, truth. Anyway, you two ready to go or what?

Heh. Good old Onion.

Hello, Beach City! It's great to be back!

Hello, beach!

Hello, bed! Mm! [Laughs]

Hello, food! [Groans]

Hello, kitchen.

Hello, temple!

Hello, town!

Hello, TV! We've got some catching up to do.

Hello?

Her drawings?

Her era one base.

Her huge sword is what I remember.

Her writing.

Here it is: the weapon that would've won the war.

Here it is! [Grunts]

Here, check this out!

Here, I'll heal you again!

Here, I'll show you.

Here.

Here.

Here. With this, you can really do some damage.

Hey, Amethyst

Hey, Amethyst, do you want to play "Lonely Blade" with me?

Hey, cool it. Your Ruby is showing.

Hey, deep cut, don't think I forgot about you.

Hey, did somebody lose a pearl?

Hey, it's a pleasure doing Bismuth with you.

Hey, it's Buck and Sour Cream.

Hey, keep my seat warm while I check on our, uh, prisoners

Hey, Lars?

Hey, Mr. Smiley.

Hey, now! This is my style!

Hey, Onion? Look. I'm Lars.

Hey, rubies!

Hey, Sour Cream, we're ready to go whenever you are.

Hey, Steven, since you're still my official roadie,

Hey, Steven! How did you learn how to fly?

Hey, Steven? You're staring a little bit.

Hey, Universe, I only came here

Hey, you need a ride back to Earth?

Hey, you two. Finally get enough of that horn?

Hey!

Hey! Don't forget about me.

Hey! Don't try to teach me a lesson! You lost!

Hey! He forgot to...

Hey! Hi. I'm Steven

Hey! Little friend.

Hey! This ain't no pleasure cruise!

Hey! Wait for Steven!

Hey! We got a problem.

Hey! Who's the wiseguy?

Hey? What is with you tonight, huh?

Hey. Whatcha doing?

Hi, guys!

Hi, there.

Hi, um. Actually, I'm Rose's son.

High five accepted!

High five accepted!

High five accepted!

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Hey, it's Amethyst!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. [Squawks]

Hmm. Bold. Let's follow this logic!

Hmm. I guess it might take a while to land.

Hmm. No. We're gonna get you that prize.

Hmm. Possibly not.

Hmm. This is the best we've ever seen it work.

Hold it just like that and reel it in slowly.

Hold on! I've got an idea

Hold on. I can fix it. [Shimmer!]

Hold on...

Hold these...prisoners

Homeworld couldn't lay a scratch on this Gem.

Homeworld doesn't fight fair.

Homeworld knows how to hit us where it counts,

Homeworld still has its eyes on this planet.

Homeworld treats us like dirt

Homeworld used us Bismuths to erect spires

Homeworld's final attack on Earth

Hooh!

How about this? "Fangs of Love."

How are you going to get back to Homeworld alone?

How can I help you?!

How come nobody told me about Pink Diamond?

How could you value the gems of our enemies

How did I get here? What are all you doing here?!

How do you really feel about me?

How do you think we have this setup ... this party bus, these roadies?

How else am I going to remember the time

How I used all my strength to hold her down in the ocean,

How little I mattered to you.

How long was I out?

How many of us did they shatter?!

How we supposed to do that?

How we'd been convinced to ignore our own potential.

How will I even make my report?

How you feeling, Beach Ci tay!

How'd we get ourselves into this mess?

How's it go... is this mike even on?

How's that?

Huh, I wish.

Huh!

Huh!

Huh! Huh!

Huh! If I can't beat you, I'm never going to beat Jasper!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Unh!

Huh? Whoa!

Huh?!

Huh. They look kind of like you.

Hup!

Hup!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah! [Clatter]

I ... I mean, from long ago?

I ... I mean...

I also do not steal Steven's clothes when he's not looking.

I am in cover, you get somewhere safe!

I am, too!

I believe I'm lost and there's no one here but us,

I bet she can.

I call it a Breaking Point

I came to Earth thinking this was just another colony

I can jump really high and float down really slow!

I can just look up what a roller coaster feels like.

I can say way nicer stuff.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe it!

I can't believe they're related.

I can't believe this,

I can't believe we've been caught!

I can't believe you're all mine!

I can't even be the one thing I'm supposed to be, ya know?

I can't figure out how, and it's taking forever to reach the ground.

I can't go!

I can't stop thinking about being fused as Malachite,

I can't wait to tear you Gems apart.

I can't!

I could beat you at that, too!

I could really use your assistance

I could sit on your lap if you want, uh ...

I couldn't believe it.

I couldn't help Centipeetle.

I demand entry, you clod!

I designed this sword for a fair fight.

I did not see that coming!

I didn't ever think I could use my powers, either,

I didn't say iron the socks. I said I want my socks pressed.

I didn't want to fight you, [Resonating]

I don't ... I don't know. [Laughs]

I don't do anything amazing!

I don't even know!

I don't even need glasses, so it's funny!

I don't know how to fix an engine.

I don't know if I'm hungry enough for a meal.

I don't know what's going on,

I don't know, dude.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Same joke twice?

I don't think she remembers them.

I don't want to hurt you!

I don't want you touching a broken plate.

I dooooooo! [Howls]

I fixed a rip on MC Bear Bear! Here, I'll show!

I fought in the war for Earth.

I get it. I have that effect on people.

I get mad at myself,

I got a big race today,

I got you a card. It's got a koala and a sloth.

I guess I bought a boat after all.

I guess I got nothing else to lose

I guess I mean I'm really glad you're here

I guess it stopped.

I guess it'll take more than a kiss

I guess while I'm in here, I'd better do my

I had the ability to search and retrieve data

I hate this planet!

I have a bad feeling this didn't work how I wanted it to work.

I have her Rose Quartz gem!

I have to try. I made a promise!

I helped her this much, maybe I can help her more!

I hope I didn't ruin your friendship with Sadie.

I hope it's to your liking

I hope you're ready for your weekly training, Steven!

I I bet you gems are used to super advanced

I I broke your dad's leg. I stole Earth's ocean!

I I don't know what she did,

I I just lash out because of my little brother.

I I should be able to do this!

I jumped super high! I didn't know I could do that!

I just can't deal with my stepdad on my case all the time

I just don't feel like I can ever measure up to her.

I just have to draw them out!

I just have to think happy thoughts and no negative thoughts!