Steven Universe (2013) - Season 4 Edit

A Am I not the only one?

A bunch of bad stuff happened.

A bundt? A cannoli?

A Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman,

A deep fryer without a license.

A guy with a blog!

A human being.

A human is an action.

A neon death trap, which has imprisoned us so tightly,

A person who gives money away.

A planet that's not always sunny.

A real encompassing kind of real.

A small rabbit begins to sing.

A topaz fusion and an aquamarine?

Aa aa ah! [Grunts]

Aah!

Aah!

About all the weird stuff in Beach City

About being through with wrestling?

About making Bloodstone feel good.

About the Crystal Gems.

Actually, I probably should just show myself ...

Actually, maybe not me,

Actually, the only time Gems really call me that

Admit it ... She's just in because she's your girlfriend.

After that last one.

Ah, this is sort of my jamming hill.

Ah, yes!

Ah! Let me take it from here!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh...

Alexandrite!

All of them.

All right, Steven Universe, go work your magic.

All right.

All the years of ordering off menu

All three of you should come.

All you've done is boss me around!

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

Also, don't say "rock people." It's offensive.

Always

Am I supposed to be ...

Amethyst?! [Laughing]

Amethyst...

An officer of the law and two small children.

And an onion, I think.

And ended up saying some pretty mean things

And every moment you enjoy being yourself,

And everybody's gonna know I love...

And finalest act of philanthropy.

And finding out my mom is a war criminal.

And he doesn't even care.

And he still just wins, like, every match.

And he's not even here.

And here's our organic Earth farm.

And how's my swashbuckling swashbuckler doing?

And I don't love that.

And I just quit on you.

And I need you to know

And I'll show you what this baby can really do!

And I'm gonna be there being all bingo, bongo.

And isn't it great that someone

And it's pumpkin shaped, like a pumpkin!

And leave like it's no big deal.

And loving being you...

And now a venture catapult ist.

And our spaceship got jacked, so if they leave Earth...

And Pumpkin! Can't forget you!

And remember, kid, no loitering.

And Shark O Mania's out cold.

And sneaking out right past a pair

And that's the beauty of Earth!

And then I did some hard thinking.

And they're here to collect.

And think about nothing ... or everything.

And Tiger Millionaire tonight, folks.

And used cream cheese icing to hold them together.

And we're all excited for you to come join the fun.

And you can always change your name.

And you certainly can't join the Crystal Gems.

And you would get to explore them for yourself.

And you're already back at the party... [Music]

And you're going out like that?

And you're not mad at us from before?

And you're not wrong about everything.

And your compliance is appreciated, but...

And, Topaz, help her out.

And, you know, a recipe.

And, you know, a ruby falling from the sky,

And, you know, I think we'd be really good at it.

And... bite something?

Any corner would be lovely.

Any good wrestling matches lately.

Anyone with two hands and half a brain could do it

Aquamarine doesn't have a dad.

Are so complicated and... so simple.

Are they a big deal?

Are we dealing with some sort of escape artist?

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?!

Are you sure?

Aren't that different from you.

As some lame Tiger Philharmonic donations thing,

Aw, come on. You can tell me anything.

Aw, geez. Lars.

Aw, I wish. There's a lot of fighting.

Aww, what a display, ladies and gentlemen.

Ay!

B B B Buck Dewey!

Bad move, chump.

Be back in a bit!

Be honest, but not too honest.

Because I know more than anyone what it's like

Because I'm half human, I get tired and I...

Because you were interested in the Crystal Gems.

Because you're going to be something extraordinary.

Because you're going to become something extraordinary.

Before we exit the atmosphere.

Behind you!

Beneath that identity concealing shawl?

Besides, a good security guard only needs their trusty flashlight.

Billy Bank Assets just got a taste

Billy Bank Assets just got a taste

Bingo, bongo.

Blog, blog, blog.

Bloodstone, ever since you got here,

Bloodstone!

Bloodstone! Bloodstone!

Bloodstone! We need to talk!

Blue and Yellow Diamond must have sent them personally.

Boo all you like. I don't care anymore.

Boo! Philanthropy is lame!

Both: Finish it.

Both: Right!

Bring it on!

But a 7th grader with a flute muscled me out.

But also hate to love.

But he realized it didn't make him happy,

But how can I fulfill my destiny if I don't even know what it is?

But I ask you, can the Purple Puma's back up make it solo?

But I do.

But I heard Tiger Millionaire was back.

But I I don't feel like that anymore.

But I just said ...

But I know someone else who might be interested!

But I will not stand by and let you give up our memories.

But I'm already on my home world.

But I'm still worried about Lars.

But I've been calling them Ronalphlets.

But if you guys want to play with that stuff, go ahead.

But if you had a gem, what would you want it to be?

But if you rearrange those letters,

But it may take you a little while

But it's bedtime.

But Mom did!

But nothing beats some good ol' atmosphere.

But our orders were to bring back these six humans.

But please, just one more time.

But Steven gets to go.

But that must mean there's a reason.

But that's why I like hanging out with you

But that's why you have us now!

But the Diamonds needed me.

But the fence was ripped apart!

But the second it wasn't about you, you stopped caring.

But then I would never have gotten to see

But there's loads of humans on Earth

But they can summon weapons

But this chain looks like it was torn apart.

But today, I need to tell you some truths about this man!

But underground wrestling is too big to fail.

But we were just enemies!

But what does that mean?

But who needs it, you know?

But you know...

But you never know.

But you'll have to believe it when it's coming from Buck.

But you're right. It doesn't make sense anymore.

But you're still in trouble for this fence.

But you've been acting really mean to me,

But, like ... like, they're actually cool people

But... I did it anyway!

But... I'm a Crystal Gem, too.

But... wh who's Nora?

But... You don't have a gem.

Bye bye!

Bye, Connie! See you tomorrow for sword training!

Bye, Mr. Smiley.

Bye, Sadie.

Can I ask you something?

Can I get the special?

Can we talk about this first?

Can you please take me there?

Can't wait. Bingo, bongo.

Close your eyes.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. You should, too.

Come on, Connie! I almost had him

Come on, Lion. I need you to focus here.

Come on, Steven.

Come on! Help me!

Come on! Lars, you gotta get up!

Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck.

Connie, I'm sorry!

Connie: No! Don't you dare!

Connie? Lars?

Cool.

Could we be dealing with a Homeworld Gem?

Couldn't we have just warped here?

Crystal Gems don't just fight rock people. We are rock people!

Crystal Gems fight rock people.

Crystal Gems, let's head back.

Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.

D did she want me to be Nora?

Dad, I think this is who's been causing all this trouble.

Dad, quit joking around.

Dad?! You're Nora?

Destroying the sanctity of this land of fun!

Did Connie send you any more pictures?

Did I do something?

Did they specify... alive?

Did you actually have a plan or ...

Did you really mean what you said

Did you say plates?

Did you see that?

Did you think a bunch of strangers were chasing you?

Did you think we were running away?

Discovering this beautiful world ...

Do I have a sister?

Do it.

Do not attempt to make yourself a corn dog.

Do you care about that or not?!

Do you love Pumpkin, too?

Don't bother talking to the corn.

Don't make me go back to Homeworld!

Don't worry about that now.

Don't worry, I'm gonna bust us all out with my bubble power!

Don't worry, Steven. He's just messing with you.

Don't worry. I can do this.

Don't you ever need to go... undercover?

Don't you remember? I gave them all names.

Don't you remember? Why don't you get mad?!

Doug: Gumballs?

Drop those fry bits. Drop 'em!

Each living thing has an entirely unique experience.

Even Garnet couldn't predict it.

Even if she wants to be here,

Even though we're not officially sanctioned security personnel?

Ever come to an end?

Ever since I became a Crystal Gem,

Everybody's gonna know I love baking

Everyone makes mistakes.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Everyone's having a nice time,

Ew, Pumpkin kisses! [Laughing]

Extraordinary... experience.

Feels very real ...

Female voice [Calmly]: You are in a quiet forest.

Fighting monsters, sharing emotions.

Finally caught up with him.

Finally! There's a star to wish on!

Fine, I guess.

Focus!

Folks, Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma have done it again.

Follow my lead.

For another shooting star, so that you could make a wish.

For starters, they have rocks embedded in their bodies.

For the harm you may incur while trying to operate

From a kid who was shoplifting in a costume shop.

From the Mud Dimension.

Funland Incorporated is not liable

Funny that you...sleep, when gems don't need sleep.

Garnet, what did you wish for?

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #

Garnet!

Garnet!

Garnet...

Get ready, baby, 'cause you're gonna have

Get this mess cleaned up.

Getting some songs figured out.

Give it up, Aquamarine!

Give me something this key unlocks.

Going to a weird zoo for humans in space.

Good day, loyal followers of Keep Beach City Weird.

Good work, you two.

Goodbye!

Got a call from a Mr. Harold Smiley stating that

Got my Saturday nights back.

Gotcha! I mean freeze!

Guess I have to take your word for it.

Guess so.

Guess staying awake for a whole week

Guess what!

Ha! Now that you mention it, no.

Ha. Looks like we'll have to give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...

Have finally come back to taunt me!

He ... He can't make it tonight

He just wanted to be included.

He left wrestling at the height of his career.

He made a ... wait, wait, I shouldn't tell you.

He retired to his huge pile of money.

He took off his tie, and he's throwing money at everybody?

He used to care about his money.

He's back!

He's been training with us for years.

He's following me now! [Rose laughing]

He's gonna make a withdrawal.

He's not even in the match.

He's not here yet?

He's probably still working on the cake.

He's your favorite, right?

Hello? This is security!

Help!

Her body's so thick.

Her gem weapon's a sword, huh?

Here at the Beach City Wrestling Arena Dome and Building.

Here it comes, y'all...

Here's your belt back.

Hey, but, uh... Ronalphlets aside,

Hey, come on.

Hey, Dad, what's this box?

Hey, I did.

Hey, it's okay.

Hey, kid!

Hey, Lion.

Hey, no one said there's a rush!

Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.

Hey, Steven, hit that button behind you,

Hey, Steven, maybe we should get our weapons.

Hey, Steven, we've been having such a blast over here.

Hey, Steven, you want to help ruin some teen's night?

Hey, stop right there!

Hey, thanks!

Hey, thanks! Get to the door!

Hey, this part isn't moving at all.

Hey, Topaz, can you remind me?

Hey, Topaz, look!

Hey, tough boy.

Hey, why not? It's probably just some kid loitering.

Hey, yeah, this is perfect.

Hey! Open up this instant!

Hey. This is where we found you.

Hi! I'm Navy, a refugee from Homeworld!

Hm...

Hmm.

Hmm. It's a video.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Homeworld? Gem? Mutant?

Hoo!

Hooray!

How are we going to get back?

How can this be happening?! It was just getting good!

How come I don't get your mom's gempon?

How do you know I'm not undercover... right now?

How much longer is this mission going to take?

How on earth did this happen?

How was your evening?

How'd you get it to look like a pumpkin?

How's he going to realize that if he doesn't give them a chance?

How's it going? What'll it be?

Howl Jones is still in this match, though.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. Well, I'm two halves human, and I'm not...

Huh. Why don't you just ask Steven?

Huhhhh...

I ... I don't know.

I also found this piece of fabric stuck in the fence.

I also heard Tiger didn't think of that.

I am my dad!

I can stop all of it!

I can't go anywhere without my ship.

I can't go back to Homeworld

I can't hear what's happening!

I can't wait for Lars to get here.

I could have done that.

I didn't even notice it there!

I didn't get to come along at first, either.

I didn't mean to make anyone upset!

I didn't mean to make you feel like you don't belong here.

I do love the dirt! [Laughing]

I don't accept that.

I don't believe it.

I don't even know what I want for breakfast half the time.

I don't even know why I'm wrestling anymore.

I don't have to do it, but I like to do it ...

I don't know about this.

I don't know how I'm gonna explain this back at the office.

I don't know what you're talking about!

I don't know where I would go anyway.

I don't know, but they're only taking my friends!

I don't know!

I don't like telling anybody I like baking.

I feel terrible about my mistake

I found this.

I gave them the list.

I get it now.

I get that part.

I got it at Delmarva Con last year.

I got to get going and make my thing,

I gotta admit, that was pretty clever.

I gotta go... rethink some things.

I guess even amongst outsiders, I am the ultimate outsider.

I guess I'm doing it for Lars,

I guess they are biodegradable.

I guess this is over.

I have a gem weapon now, too!

I have seen him use a blowtorch before.

I haven't even delivered all the mail today.

I haven't seen you in three weeks.

I hope his weird rash clears up soon.

I just liked that it was our thing we did together.

I just made seven small crescent shaped cakes

I just think, if you care about your friends or whatever,

I just want to be somewhere I can be myself.

I knew I was breaking the rules,

I know exactly where she'll fit in!

I know I've asked a lot from you today,

I know it's a bit strange, but ...

I know that sound.

I know they expect something big from me.

I know what you're thinking, Topaz.

I know where they are!

I know where you can find my dad.

I liked it better when I was doing it for you.

I love it! It's so sunny!

I love plants! Oh!

I love Pumpkin!

I love wrestling!

I mean, I kind of inherited an intergalactic war.

I mean, I needed it when I felt like...I wasn't good enough.

I mean, it's technically a yam.

I mean, Lars, hi. This is Steven.

I mean, my memory is perfect,

I mean, Philanthropist explain.

I mean, we've been through the ringer on all this stuff.

I mean, you could be Steven or Nora or anyone else.

I miss it so much! Oh! [Sobbing]

I need to know what this tape means.

I need your help.

I never thought I'd be the one hanging out with them.

I never thought I'd see this again.

I spent a day in your body.

I still do.

I suppose it's a good thing

I think even if I really tried,

I think I can handle that.

I think I should just do what you did ...

I think it might be more complicated than that.

I think it'd be, like, deep in my heart.

I think it's better Ronaldo Fryman work alone.

I think the flashlight just made him look big.

I think you need to leave ... and think about stuff.

I used the magic of photo editing software.

I used to eat this as a kid all the time.

I want to order... you to come to dinner.

I was acting like [Inhales deeply] Jerknaldo.

I was hoping maybe you'd get to see me

I was really glad you wanted to help our cause.

I was right!

I wasn't acting like Bloodstone.

I wish I could just force him to be happy.

I wish I hadn't snapped at you.

I wished...

I won't get mad the next time you throw up on my bed.

I wonder who, how you'll be,

I, uh ... well, whatever it is,

I'd love to go on a stakeout sometime.

I'd really appreciate you wrapping it up down there

I'll be right back with Lars.

I'll be... [Music] Veronica Cucamonga.

I'll go find him. Don't you worry about it.

I'll just use my trusty flashlight. [Grunts]

I'll let my good friend Tiger Mill...

I'll protect myself from the menace

I'll...text Peedee and let him know he's here.

I'm a complex individual teenage boy.

I'm a Crystal Gem, Ronaldo.

I'm glad you didn't get hurt ... with me not there.

I'm going to become half of you.

I'm going to become half of you.

I'm gonna kick your butt

I'm gonna press it!

I'm gonna take the stairs.

I'm good.

I'm here all the time!

I'm just not sure.

I'm just... supposed to be her kid.

I'm my mom and my sister?!

I'm my mom.

I'm not my dad.

I'm not worried about the cake.

I'm out here on a job, actually.

I'm right behind you!

I'm Rose Quartz!

I'm setting a course.

I'm so cool.

I'm so glad you're the only one that took a Ronalphlet!

I'm so sorry!

I'm someone the Diamonds will want

I'm sorry.

I'm still getting used to it.

I'm sure you guys do lots of waiting when you're saving the world.

I'm talking about all this mean stuff

I'm the one you're looking for.

I'm the only one who can stop what she started

I'm through with this place.

I'm worried about showing up with a cake.

I'm... not my dad.

I've come to you today because I pride myself

I've got a new idea, though.

I've got enough serious things going on in my life.

I've mixed up what is right and wrong

If anyone shouldn't go, it's me, but they know you.

If I had a gem, I'd show mine off.

If I never get sent on another mission to Earth,

If I show up to this party with my family's weird

If I were really a Crystal Gem, I'd never ...

If it means getting out of here, I'll believe it.

If it weren't for me,

If it weren't for my mom,

If only there was some way to contact him... with my mind.

If she was a real Crystal Gem,

If someone's trespassing, they'll have to answer to me.

If they don't, then it's their loss. Right?

If they like you, they like you.

If they look to you, trust yourself.

If this key isn't for that chest, then what is it for?

If this were some punk with a pair of bolt cutters,

If we don't do something,

If you don't come down here right now!

If...

In bringing you the truth

In my happiness and well being!

Is actually interested in what we do?

Is being your silly, old dad. [Gasps, grunts]

Is if they're about to kidnap me or beat me up.

Is Navy showing us the ocean?

Is that acceptance?

Is that love?

Is that star... screaming?

Is that you're still holding on.

Is this... just Rose's trash dump?

Isn't it wonderful, Nora?

Isn't that what you've always wanted?

It can cut through a carton of milk

It can totally happen!

It can't be all bam pow action all the time.

It can't hear you.

It can't just be a kid. It doesn't make any sense!

It could be, but it trapped us.

It is where..

It looks like this fight for the belt is still on.

It looks like this philanthropist is the real deal,

It looks like we have a new challenger

It might be hard to like Earth at first.

It might look like I'm trying too hard.

It might not sound like much,

It says "Bait it I say," or "I stay a bit,"

It seems a little suspicious that my dad is also a Steven.

It sounds great. Super cool.

It spells "Ittaisiaby."

It took me a long time to get used to it.

It took me so long to learn to like this planet.

It was still worth a shot.

It was transcendent

It'll be cool to share what we've learned.

It'll be too soon.

It's a bit dangerous.

It's a replica from the anime

It's almost like it's always...changing!

It's been fun, but...I'm over this.

It's been hours.

It's done.

It's gonna be, like, family, couple, neighbor, actual potluck,

It's just ... I really thought you joined

It's just like she's fine with us,

It's just, uh, they're for Lars' thing,

It's like ... oh, wait! I can just show you.

It's like the sequel no one asked for.

It's my fault you were abducted..

It's Navy!

It's nothing. Forget about it.

It's okay. You were right. We don't need this anymore.

It's pumpkin bread!

It's right over there!

It's so funny.

It's so quiet.

It's sunny now, but it could always rain later.

It's the Brothers Construction ...

It's the least he could do for his fans.

It's up to us to find out.

It's where I like to sleep.

It's... another tape from Mom?

Jamie: What justice is there in such a gross tangling of symbols?!

Just as long as you realize that the Crystal Gems and I

Just as long as you realize that the Crystal Gems and I

Just because Purple Puma quit doesn't mean Tiger had to.

Just kidding. [Chuckles] I need these to see.

Just let him off the hook on this one.

Just let the humans go!

Just like that? Wow.

Just like you guys! Ha ha ha!

Just need a minute...

Just tell everybody I'm quitting

Just tell me e e e e!

Kind of boring.

La a a a a a rs!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Wolves of Wall Street.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gents, tonight is a very special night

Lapis hates when I call it that, so I don't.

Lapis, are you okay?

Lars and the cool kids! See ya there!

Lars, stop! I need to concentrate!

Lars!

Lars!

Lars! It's going to go so good!

Lars.

Later, guys.

Let me grab my katana from upstairs.

Let's do this!

Let's finish him off with our special move.

Let's get back to Homeworld already.

Let's get knowledgeable!

Let's see ... alien abduction.

Let's see.

Life can get really intense, huh?

Life on Earth is really confusing.

Like ... like... Bloodstone!

Like a carton of butter!

Like a winter coat that's too big in the sleeves.

Like one crushed up gem coursing through my blood,

Like there's no problem.

Like this?

Lion, are you sure this is the right ...

Lion, at least do it on the floor!

Lion! What is this?

Lion.

Listen, you bodybuilding escape artist criminal,

Longer than you, so...

Look at that quality groove I've established!

Looks like Shark O Mania is back for revenge

Looks like things are heating up in the ring.

Looks like we got an advanced student on our hands!

Looks like you've got it.

Magical destiny? I don't know about that.

Magical hair ball destiny!

Making his way into the ring.

Mama mia! The fence a!

Man, how's Tiger gonna get out of this fishy situation?

Man: Hey, kid!

Maybe I should be trying to fix my life instead of his.

Maybe I'm supposed to go back to Asia?

Maybe if I...

Maybe it's some kind of Gem mutant or monster?

Maybe some rugelach? [Groans] I don't know!

Maybe we should've tried harder to get him to come.

Maybe you can help us out.

Maybe you could, uh... show us the ropes?

Maybe you guys could help out tonight.

Maybe you're the one that isn't a Crystal Gem.

Maybe... because my friends are the best!

Me, Jenny, and Sour Cream are having a potluck.

Mission time! Awesome!

Mm?

Mm.

Mmmm!

Mom must have wanted you to give this to me now.

Mom said she wanted to have me.

Mom?

Mom... who were you?

More than any of these humans ...

Mouths closed, eyes and ears open.

Mr. Maheswaran? [Sighs]

Mr. Smiley, protect yourself against the menace

Mr. Smiley: Looks like Shark O Mania's seeing starfish

Mr. Smiley: Now, I know these days, we're in a depression,

Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.

Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.

Mr. Smiley: What a sad and anticlimactic end

Muh muh! Muh!

My body's organic, and I'm a Crystal Gem.

My magical gem destiny.

My spear can reach her without hurting the hostages.

N Nora is you.

Navy just loves everyone and everything right away.

Navy, I think something went wrong with the ship!

Navy: Oh, no! [Pants]

Navy! Hello?!

Navy! We have your ship!

New barnie!

Nice try. But it's hopeless, my dad.

Nice! That star looks good on you.

No one could be that well adjusted!

No one is leaving here tonight unimpressed.

No wonder you were trying to throw us off your trail.

No, Garnet, I've moved on, I swear!

No, I don't want him to lose, just ...

No, no, no. Crystal Gems aren't rock people.

No, no, you're not getting it.

No, nothing.

No, thanks. Being a security guard is no joke,

No!

No! I don't understand.

No.

No. No, that ... that's never why I was doing it.

No. Something is seriously wrong with me.

Nobody's even gonna try hopping the fence with us here.

Nora, we can't both exist. But I won't be gone.

Nothing here makes sense!

Nothing to unlock here.

Nothing's wrong. It's just my job isn't like

Now get out of here and stop taking such a personal interest

Now he's just giving it away.

Now I don't have to do the dishes.

Now make your wish, but don't tell me what it is.

Now, let's shed some light on this subject.

Now, where could he be?

Of course Steven likes it. He likes everything.

Of course.

Of intergalactic tyrants! [Both laugh]

Of the first word of every sentence.

Of the Philanthropist business loan elbow.

Oh, all right.

Oh, and tell Ronaldo

Oh, come on!

Oh, hey, it's Steven.

Oh, hey, Shtu ball.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I just confiscated that

Oh, I just want to stay here with you!