Agent Carter (2015) - Season 1 Edit

A hot shower would wash it out straightaway.

A hot shower would wash it out straightaway.

A lady shouldn't be seeing this.

A penguin could get here faster.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Adding a theatrical element to his romantic endeavors.

Ah, get outta here.

Ah.

All finished.

All right, all right, give me a minute.

All you have to do

Allow me.

Although, the... the real thing

Am I missing something here?

American women are so weak!

An entire chemical refinery squashed into that.

An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

And a civilized interrogation?

And allow me to accompany you.

And file them for me.

And halt business to inspect for vita radiation.

And here we are again.

And how am I to help?

And how do you plan to find it?

And I shall... cancel them both.

And is likely to be teeming with vita radiation.

And it's really starting to chap my ass.

And my new singer featherweight 221 sewing machine

And now it's time

And put some air in that tire!

And stop fidgeting. Nothing's going to happen.

And take long walks around the neighborhood, too.

And taken Betty Carver,

And that concludes tonight's episode

And then... Bam!... One day, she's engaged.

And they told me that Howard is working on a formula

And you double crossed them?

Angie, I really must...

Angie, would you mind changing that?

Any idea what Stark may have used

Anyway, it's over on 63rd.

Aptly named.

Are wearing company issued uniforms.

Are you all right, Miss Carver?

Are you all right?

Are you trying to butter me up, Mr. Jarvis?

Arlene French beat me out for that part.

As brave and strong as Captain America.

As long as he's amused and making money.

As recently as January,

As requested. I'll meet you back at the office.

As soon as I leave the room.

As their hostage.

As you were.

Ask him about Leviathan.

Ask what?

Assuming I'm accepted.

At Goodman, Kurtzberg, and Holliway.

At this hour?

Attire should be demure and elegant.

Aw. You got to be kidding me.

Aww!

Battalion triage nurse Betty Carver tidies up

Be sure to tune in next week for another thrilling tale...

Believe me, I think I'd know

Besides the electric chair.

Biggest fish wins.

Bit of a jump to go from that to industrial sabotage.

Both, I imagine.

Brought to you by Roxxon motor oil.

But chief said it wouldn't be appropriate.

But clothing would remain tainted for longer...

But found no mention of leviathan.

But I doubt you'll find much success

But I refused.

But I'm not talking.

But if you were to help me catch a bigger fish...

But it's unlikely, if you catch my drift.

But the layout is decidedly French.

Can I be of any further assistance?

Cancel them both.

Captain America, what would I ever do without you?

Captain Rogers relied heavily on you...

Car ter!

Car trouble?

Carter, come here for a second.

Carter, finish up those transpo reports

Carter, take off for the night.

Carter!

Carter?

Carter. About time.

Caught my heel on a cobblestone.

Cedar Grove, New Jersey.

Cedar Grove.

Chief Dooley? Just stepped away.

Chief wants a word.

Chief.

Christmas parties, charity functions.

Clear. Thank you.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come on. We're going to Roxxon.

Comfortable back there, Mr. Jarvis?

Continental breakfast upon request."

Could be an alias.

Could be that blonde at the nightclub.

Couldn't hack it, I guess.

Cover for me?

Curfew is 10:00. No drinking.

Debauchery, and mischief,

Did either of you hear that?

Did you locate the dairy truck?

Did you, um, spot anyone else?

Do I even need to ask?

Do they change their clothes onsite?

Doesn't mean anything.

Doesn't mean you're not plenty big enough

Don't back off, okay?

Don't make me come out there.

Don't say I didn't try to do this the easy way.

Down the road. Pull up by the side.

Down to the front lobby.

Driver may be a lead, but this guy Brannis is the key.

Evelyn is a lounge singer at a club in midtown.

Evenin'.

Ever entering the country.

Excuse me! Are you the foreman?

Excuse me. Sir?

Fewer guards than Roxxon, at least.

Fighting over a milk truck full of experimental implosives.

Find me some evidence.

Finds herself in the clutches of evil.

Fine. I shall forego the linens.

Fitting those descriptions within the last three years.

For "the Captain America Adventure Program,"

For all the technicians who handle hazardous materials.

For courage, strategy, and moral guidance.

For God's sake, will you please stop shooting things?!

For me to feed my bosses,

For molecular nitramene.

Fresh fruit and scones served every morning.

From the world you wish to protect?

From what Mr. Stark has told me,

From whatever truck was used to transport the nitramene.

Fused with iron fused with concrete.

Get Brannis! Jump clear!

Get in the truck.

Get out.

Getting straight answers out of people nowadays.

Girl down the hall from me just moved out.

Good answer.

Good night, Mr. Jarvis.

Good night, Mr. Jarvis.

Good night.

Got that film developed for you.

Got to be the broad who cuffed fatty to his chair.

Grab a crowbar. Pull that thing apart.

Had enough yet?

Has he never heard of a bus? Name and address.

Hate to see what would've happened

Have distracted me from the smell of stale milk.

He also wants me to clear his name

He and my father were dear friends.

He attempted to purchase that refinery

He didn't sound like he was the brains of the operation, anyway.

He missed the bone by 3 inches.

He uses his truck to commute.

He wasn't holding anything back.

He'd buy it.

Hello?

Hello?

Help me stop them.

Help?

Here she is. She's right... She's right here.

Here.

Hey, thanks a bunch.

Hey!

Hey! Stop!

Hit him again, cap!

Hmm.

Hot damn. Let's go, boys.

How comfortable are you with this?

How could you be sure?

How do you figure?

How flattering.

How I managed to stay alive before I met you,

How long do you see yourself

I agree, but on this occasion...

I am so happy you changed your mind.

I appreciate it, truly, but, um

I assumed it was because you needed more than a cab.

I beg your pardon?

I can assure you,

I can be your second pair of eyes.

I can't imagine there being much danger at the dairy hub.

I can't see you winding up anywhere

I can't tell if you're being arrogant or ignorant.

I checked through Mr. Stark's files

I could see myself letting you off the line.

I couldn't find anything at the SSR, either.

I did find this.

I didn't know our government had such good taste in secretaries.

I do wish you'd change your mind

I don't believe you.

I don't even know how to drive a truck.

I don't follow boxing.

I don't have long, so listen very carefully.

I don't imagine it's still there.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I don't think he ever met him.

I found one!

I got a 10 ton ball of Roxxon garbage with your name on it.

I got a special detail for a man with your skills.

I got the milk truck driver.

I have a court order to inspect all delivery trucks

I have far more tact than you give me credit...

I have no idea.

I have sources working in Stark Industries,

I hear it!

I held on to the vita ray detector from project rebirth.

I is it a person or a place?

I left it in hoboken with the keys in the ignition.

I need to find out where you hid them.

I need to find those weapons before...

I need to pop out for a minute...

I need you to dispose of Howard's car.

I never seen anything like it.

I never travel below 23rd street,

I pressed Van Ert pretty hard in there on Howard Stark.

I rather enjoy it, actually.

I really shouldn't, Angie.

I sabotaged the motor.

I said stop!

I see.

I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

I still say it's him.

I suggest we check the clothes the men wore to work this morning.

I swear to God... I don't know no Leet Brannis!

I think Howard Stark did it.

I think it's best I should carry on alone.

I think those quiet men are from out of town.

I think we should retrieve it immediately.

I thought I proved rather useful last time.

I thought you were leaving.

I thought you'd be more impressed.

I told him Gino Delucia out in Bensonhurst...

I told Spider I didn't want anything to do with that stuff.

I told you she wouldn't know who DiMaggio was.

I used to come skinny dipping here as a kid.

I used to strap a chair to my ass

I volunteered,

I want protection.

I want... protection.

I wasn't. That's why they call it gambling.

I will have no choice but to shoot you!

I would sense his presence.

I... I've no idea what you're saying.

I...uh, lost my roommate.

I.E., the care and transport of all milkstuffs.

I'd take that life preserver, if I was you.

I'll be fitted for the noose.

I'll be standing by with a car at 10 to.

I'll find her.

I'll see if I can find it.

I'm actually on my way to see an apartment now.

I'm afraid agent Thompson can be rather persuasive.

I'm afraid I wouldn't make a very good neighbor.

I'm afraid Mr. Brannis broke my fall.

I'm afraid Mr. McFee's left the premises.

I'm busy.

I'm fine. You?

I'm here to make you sing.

I'm late for my appointment!

I'm not gonna lie to you... You're in a bad spot.

I'm not here to make you talk, Miles.

I'm on hold with Daisy Clover payroll.

I'm only going to hunt a truck.

I'm putting them in danger.

I'm so lucky to have a man

I'm telling you

I'm telling you, he's our direct link to Stark.

I'm thinking maybe it's me.

I've got my own ride home.

I've had 15 complaints that you are under direct violation

I've never rented a flat that required an interview.

If anyone finds out I'm living in his house,

If I allow people to get close to me,

If I was in the same room as Joe DiMaggio.

If it is, our friend in there doesn't know it.

If only Captain America were here to rescue me.

If only Captain America were here to rescue me.

If this guy Brannis is calling the shots on this deal,

If you do not pull over this instant,

If you got some of Stark's guys in your pocket,

If you leave now, you may even catch the end of Benny Goodman.

If you say so.

If you'd left the carrot.

Immigration has no record of a "Leet Brannis"

In a city filled with temptation,

In a concussive blast followed by a vacuum implosion.

In case you trigger another implosion?

In the project rebirth file.

In this distribution hub.

In which our hero's defenseless sweetheart

Is a lot like fishing with your buddies...

Is considerably more impressive.

Is if you lived next to me.

Is point us in the direction of your employer.

Is that all you've got?

Is that clear, Miss Carter?

Is that Joe DiMaggio?

Is that what he calls it?

It comes recommended through a friend.

It did seem a terrible waste, though.

It has its own bathroom.

It seems a tad conspicuous to walk into Daisy Clover

It should still pick up a reading

It was okay for maybe six months,

It was used in the commission of a crime.

It wouldn't be for filing, would it?

It's 10:45 in the morning.

It's a lovely idea, but I'd hate for you to grow tired of me.

It's all the same with Howard,

It's better, right?

It's just a formality.

It's probably for the best.

It's real safe, lots of great girls.

It's so hard

It's that way.

It's too hot, too pricy.

It's too risky.

It's very nice.

Jarvis residence.

Joke's on you, peg leg.

Just another day at the office.

Just give me a name.

Just... give me... a name.

Last time I checked,

Leave that to me.

Let's hope I don't find cheese where the milk's supposed to be.

Let's see.

Leviathan is coming.

Leviathan only wanted one thing from Howard Stark.

Looks like I'm gonna miss that race.

Lot of pressure to get this case sewn up.

Low.

Lunch at the club,

M Mr. Brannis, what is that... a heart?

Make it disappear.

Makes even less sense in the light of day.

Makes stitching so easy.

May I?

Maybe that'll help.

Meanwhile, in the snowy mountains of the Eastern Alps,

Merely pleased to receive your call.

Miss Carter, please.

Miss Carter, when you called me,

Miss Carter!

Miss Carter.

Miss Carver isn't going anywhere with you, Nazi scum.

Mm.

Mm. Don't shoot yourself in the face

More like the Krzeminski of the operation.

Move, and I shoot.

Mr. Brannis...

Mr. Jarvis, go home to your wife.

Mr. Jarvis.

Mr. Jones, I notice these men

Mr. McFee?

Mr. Stark asked me to help you, and so I have.

Mr. Stark uses this more for... private entertaining.

My first place, I lived with this girl from Queens.

My wife.

Nazis! Again!

Nein!

New York hospitals have no record of laryngotomy patients

Next day, she's married and living in Armonk.

Next.

No exceptions.

No matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable

No men above the first floor.

No offense, but you're not the biggest fish.

No, I don't see her.

No.

No.

Nobody burns down your house by accident.

Nobody's lucky forever.

Not a bad idea. We can...

Not anymore.

Not at all. That's why they call it gambling.

Not one clear shot of her face.

Not related to the red hook refinery?

Not so fast, Captain America.

Not the way he does it, from what I hear.

Not to mention a federal crime scene.

Not who... what.

Not yet, but I did locate the driver.

Not you, Krzeminski.

Nothing definitive, but we got a couple shots of the blonde.

Nothing that can't be fixed.

Now it's a smoking crater...

Now, theoretically, it could result

Now, you gonna help me or hinder me?

Now.

Of "the Captain America Adventure Program"!

Of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

Of City Health Provision 42, Article 23...

Of course...

Oh, come on, Mr. Jarvis.

Oh, don't be lewd.

Oh, good.

Oh, I wish.

Oh, just another errand.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Oh, poor thing.

Oh, you bet.

Oh, you're so right.

Oh!

Oh! Bloody hell.

Oh! Yes, this could prove useful.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That's my ride. I'll see you later.

Oh. Y you've popped a button.

Ohhhh!

Ohhhh.

Okay, okay.

On multiple charges of treason.

On occasion, Mr. Stark enjoys

Once again, the powers of freedom and democracy prevail.

Once Captain America gets here.

Once Captain America gets here."

One doesn't park that sort of thing in a garage.

Only until I'm married, Miss Fry.

Ooh! The chef likes a challenge,

Oops! You would.

Or up until she popped him herself.

Others have been less fortunate.

Our code of conduct is indisputable.

Paradise or what?

People who care about your well being,

Perfect.

Perfectly, thank you.

Perfectly.

Perhaps one night.

Personal matters.

Photographer from the society pages

Please! I'll tell you anything you want to know!

Plus, I'd be your neighbor, so that's not nothing.

Provided that you say something interesting

Psst!

Pull over!

Put it back. I need to drive this thing of here.

Ready to go!

Regarding our other matter,

Right bloody now.

Russian sable, custom made.

Ruth Barton, City of New York Health Department.

Say, a grouper or a shark...

Says he may have got a shot of the blonde

Seize him!

Senator Palmer is especially complimentary.

Settle a bet for us.

Shake him loose!

Shall I leave the engine running

Shall we leave straightaway?

She really knows how to duck a camera.

She was always crying to her mother on the hall phone.

She was with him till he died.

Sheldon McFee uses the truck

Sheldon McFee, 4 Springhill Road,

Sheldon McFee, but I don't got an address.

Shoot up!

So it's personal, this attack?

So Leviathan sent you to rob Howard Stark's vault?

So no, I do not.

So this deal that I'm offering you will expire...

So we're scanning everyone on Roxxon's staff.

So you may order anything you like.

So your solution is to remove yourself

So, I've got two foreign agents with no voice boxes

So, what came between you and Stark?

So, who did this to you?

Somebody knows what we know before we know it,

Sorry, chief.

Sorry, Nana.

Sousa! Need you in the basement.

Sousa.

Sousa. What the hell are you doing?

Splendid.

Stairwell?

Stark could have go betweens between his go betweens.

Steve was.

Stone and wood don't carry a magnetic charge.

Supposedly, it has its roots in his work with vita radiation.

Sure thing, but you owe me one.

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Take the Lincoln Tunnel back to Manhattan.

Takes us deep into the heart of the Ardennes Forest,

Talk.

That car sustained damage at the site

That could give the a bomb a run for its money.

That has a lovely ring to it.

That is it. Show him, Sousa. Right there.

That right there... That's the angle.

That sounds perfect.

That's a sight.

That's because it is.

That's gravity, you dumb ape.

That's Mary... She's a legal secretary

That's not what I meant.

That's Sarah. She's a slut.

The battalion's beautiful triage nurse...

The Daisy Clover Dairy opens at 5:00.

The Griffith Hotel is a haven for proper young ladies.

The kind of technology

The linens come out of the wash in 30 minutes...

The maid arrives at 10:00, the florist usually by noon.

The North German Renaissance influences,

The only thing that could possibly make it better

The rest of the weapons that you stole from Howard...

The SSR are looking into Roxxon at this very moment.

The SSR will take you in,

Then look me in the eye and say what you meant.

Then start... talking.

There is not a man or woman,

There's a chance he's got some of your guys in his.

There's a chance this is an inside job.

There's a truck missing.

There's something I need to take care of here first.

These racks of explosives

They've got me all tied up!

Thing is, Mr. Van Ert,

This is scary stuff, gentlemen...

This is where I get off.

This isn't one of his primary residences.

Thompson, step on it.

Thrillingly realistic.

Time out.

To "the Captain America Adventure Program,"

To an act of industrial sabotage and probably treason.

To cause this kind of damage?

To commute from Cedar Grove, New Jersey.

To switch seats with someone else.

To your very good health, gentlemen.

Tonight's thrilling tale

Too late!

Tough break.

Transpo reports. Get wiggling.

Trousers, shoes, even a wristwatch.

Turns out, anyone near the nitramene blast

Uh, bit of a snag, actually.

Uh, vita radiation?

Uh...

Unhand her!

Unless you allow others to help you.

Very well.

Vita radiation?

Wai... Uh, hold on a moment, sir.

Was at Spider Raymond's club.

Was exposed to vita radiation,

Was it Leet Brannis?

We can pick you up some baby powder for you on the way back.

We get anything on the milk truck driver?

We got footprints... A woman's.

We got two agents...

We have physical evidence linking you

We know he paid you off to use the truck.

We know who you are, Mr. McFee.

We need to find it fast.

We need to find that milk truck.

We now return

We were on our way to pay you a visit.

We'll keep an open mind.

We're gonna need a new stick.

We're not hunting you, Mr. Jones.

We're under a bit of an accelerated timeframe here...

Well, excuse me, Sir Isaac Newton.

Well, fetch Mr. McFee. I need to take him in, too.

Well, here's what's left of Roxxon.

Well, I definitely heard that!

Well, I'll keep an eye out...

Well, I'm not. I told you I don't need your help.

Well, if it puts you at your ease,

Well, if you're certain

Well, low level vita radiation

Well, now you're extra busy.

Well, that seems incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.

Well, that would be a big break. Can I help you look?

Well, that's suspicious.

Well, we got a guy out sick the past two days.

Well, we have a locker room

Well, what do you think did it?

Well, what's the worst that can happen?

Well, you are faster than a train.

Well, you have not been acting like it.

Well, you should. I'm in law enforcement.

Well.

Were you limping as you came in?

What a beautiful day to mend these pants.

What about the two gentlemen with the unusual...?

What is that?

What is your interest regarding minor legal transgressions

What on earth could that be?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell is he doing?

What the hell is that?

What was Leviathan after?

What was that about?

What was the one thing?

What would you suggest?

What?

What?

What?!

What's the rush?

What's your name, darling?

What's your point, Carter?

Whatever happened to a nice cup of tea

When I'm through with you, Hitler,

Where are Stark's inventions?

Where does that lead?

Where Hitler's Nazi guard have ambushed the 107th Infantry

Where is the car?

Where's the sense in that?

Which is probably still somewhereabouts on their person.

While the men defend their country.

Whitby's prospect, third race.

Who is Leviathan?

Who was with spider before he got killed.

Who writes this rubbish?

Who'll be there to stitch up your wounds.

Who's askin'?

Whoever drove that truck is a man that needs questioning.

Why does this keep happening?

With the type of charges being tossed around here,

Won't be a moment.

Working for the telephone company?

Would barely saturate the top layer of a person's skin.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah, maybe the first couple times.

Yeah, not just, like, 10 minutes ago.

Yeah, stick around. We could use your help.

Yeah, there's a chance I take Rita Hayworth home tonight,

Yeah, uh, we just got the briefing.

Yeah. Think I found something big.

Yes, I think we have something for that

Yes, I...

Yes, Mr. Stark's zippers are under considerable strain.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Thank you.

You are coming with us!

You bet against me?

You boys play nice.

You can threaten me all you want,

You did dispose of the old car?

You did say you wanted to help.

You don't strike me as the "crying on the hall phone" type, English.

You find something, Krzeminski?

You got steel fused with wood

You heard of that?

You know how the west village is.

You know, we used to be friends, Howard and I.

You lousy krauts are in big trouble

You might hurry. We don't have much time.

You moving?

You need a place, this one is great, so...

You presumably already noticed

You see, fighting crime

You still do have the opportunity

You sure you're reading the right kind of want ads?

You sure?

You tell me... who benefits?

You think it's magnets?

You think you know people.

You were his support.

You will bow down to the fuhrer!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

You wouldn't like to see the master bedroom...

You'll ace it. Miriam's a total pussycat.

You'll be dealing with the ladies.

You'll never be able to defeat my secret weapon.

You're clear.

You're clear.

You're gonna be seeing stars... and stripes!

You're gonna love living here.

You're gonna want to bite down.

You're in deep water.

You're quite good at that.

You're the only one who knows.

You're very fortunate that I ignored your instructions.

You're very fortunate, you know.

You've nearly been killed once, Mr. Jarvis.

Your desire to help others is noble.

Your employers?

Your line of work requires support...

Your references are impeccable.

3C if you need a cup of sugar.

Complaints from who? Right now, me.

Evelyn. Hey, Angie.

Hi, Mary. Hi.

Hi, Sarah. Hi.

I can't stay. Mr. Stark insisted.

We ever get a look at her? Pictures were Sousa's detail.

We're right. Show that other photo. Not even close.

Y'all done there? Yeah.

"550 square feet, furnished, full bath,

"A safe community for modern female professionals.

"Agent."

"Apartment for rent.

"Close proximity to the Lexington Avenue local.

"Convenient to public transportation"...

"Cozy studio apartment." That means it's a broom closet.

"high floors, quiet building, security assured.

"Women only.

"You lousy krauts are in big trouble

"You'll be living under the Third Avenue el."

♪ and he's a killer diller ♪

♪ and when he starts a muggin', you just shout "mercy me" ♪

♪ bum, bum, ba bum ♪

♪ Bum, bum, ba bum ♪

♪ Busy as a bee ♪

♪ He really loves his music ♪

♪ He's a mellow fellow ♪

♪ Never missed a beat, he'll swing you out your seat ♪

♪ Take a look at what I've found ♪

♪ The whole darn world goes ma when he starts ♪

♪ There's a reason why ♪

♪He always plays the rhythm, so we call him the swing man ♪