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Home > Chris Farley Sounds: Matt Foley...
And I am a motivational speaker.
And that is for me to get my gear, move it on in here, because I'm going to bunk with you, buddy.
But I wish you could just shut your big yapper.
From what I've heard, you're using your paper not for writing, but for rolling Doobies.
Gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river.
Good, good, good.
Hey, I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket.
I AM 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in a van down by the river.
I can't see real good. Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?
I don't give a rats behind because I'm moving in.
I'm sick and tired of living in a van down by the river.
My name is Matt Foley.
Now let's get started by letting me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about.
Now, is your father probably told you? My name is Matt Foley.
Old man's gonna be your shadow.
That young man, what do you want to do with your life?
We're gonna be buddies. We're gonna be pals. We're gonna wrestle.
Well, as I see it, there is only one solution.
Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out as you go out there. You're not going to amount to Jack Squat.
Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in the van down by the river when you're living in a van down by the river.
What do you wanna do with your life?
Wow, la dee freaking da