Alice in Wonderland Edit

A horsefly. I mean, a rocking horsefly.

A path! Oh, thank goodness.

A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk would be a sheer delight

A serpent!

After all that's happened, I... I wonder if I...

After all, three inches is such a wretched height.

Agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown."

Ah ha!

Ah ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels.

Ah, young lady, do you have a match?

Ah. A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need.

Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.

Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along. It's time for tea.

Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice.

Alice, will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?

Alice.

All my walls. There it is!

All right. If that's the way you feel about it.

All ways here are my ways!

All ways here, you see, are the queen's ways.

An unbirthday... If you have a birthday, then you...

And all the other animals, too.

And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."

And as for you,... Your Majesty.

And come out the other side where people walk upside down?

And curiosity often leads to trouble. [shrieks]

And did you notice her petals?

And don't twiddle your fingers.

And er... what were you saying, my dear?

And even Stigand..."

And how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?

And I guess that'd teach you.

And I suppose you don't eat eggs, either.

And it is a very good height indeed!

And no fragrance.

And nothing looks familiar.

And now, my dear, as you were saying...?

And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale?

And should we get hungry on the way, we'll stop and have a bite

And the other side will make you grow shorter.

And welcomes little fishes in

And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

And when you come to the end,... stop. See?

And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings

And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings

And, contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be.

Aye, and you remember what happened to them.

Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison",

Better save these.

Bill, me lad, have you ever been down a chimney?

Birthday? [chuckles] My dear child, this is not a birthday party.

But as for me, myself, personally,...

But didn't you just say... I mean... Oh, dear.

But get on with it!

But goodness knows what this will do.

But how can I...?

But I can't stop now.

But I don't want to go among mad people.

But I have a very simple solution.

But I'm not a serpent.

But I'm not used to it, and you needn't... shout!

But in my world the books would be nothing but pictures.

But look. I'm just the right size.

But of course we can talk, my dear.

But that's silly. Nobody...

But there are 364 unbirthdays

But we insist. You must join us in a cup of tea.

But which is which?

But who'd ever think to look for me here?

But you would. You'd be just like people, Dinah.

But, consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... first?

But, ha ha, the time has come, my little friends,

But...

But... But that's just the trouble with me.

But... but what?

By jove, that's it. We'll burn the house down.

By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it?

By the way, I have a few more helpful hints.

Caloo, callay, come run away

Caloo, callay, no work today

Caloo, callay, we'll eat today

Can you stand on your head?

Cards, cut!

Cards, halt!

Cat! Cat! C c c c! Cat!

Clean cup, clean cup, move down Clean cup, clean cup, move down

Clean cup. Move down.

Come now. That's better, m'lad.

Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice?

Come, come, my dear. Don't you care for tea?

Come, come, now. Crying won't help.

Count off!

Curious. I don't remember this.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time.

Custard, pineapple, roast turkey.

Deal cards!

Dinah's my cat. You see...

Do something.

Do you suppose he could be hiding?

Don't just do something, stand there.

Don't let her get away! Off with her head!

Don't tell me you've left it up there.

Entitled "Father William".

Ever see an Alice with a blossom like that?

Exatically what is your problem?

Excellent. You just pop down the chimney and haul that monster out of there.

Excuse me, I deeply sympathize

Excuse me, sir, but I've been trying to...

First verse:

First witness. Herald, call the first witness.

For goodness' sake.

For I've enjoyed your company much more than you realize

For painting my roses red

Get the jam. Put it on his nose.

Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon.

Good advice.

Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!

Goodness!

Goodness.

Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next.

Goodness. I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it.

Goodness. If the people here are like that,

Goodness. What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth...

Goodness. When I get home, I shall write a book about this place.

Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys...

Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

Have to run with the others. First rule of the caucus race.

Have you in port in no time at all now.

Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late.

Help me. Please.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help! Monster!

Help! Serpent! Serpent!

Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts.

Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace,

Hey. This won't do.

Hm?

Hmm!

Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm...

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Not here.

Hmm. Now, let me see.

Hmm. Well, er...

How cheer...

How cheerfully he seems to grin

How doth the little busy bee improve each...

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail

How I wonder what you're at

How neatly spreads his claws

How silly.

How very curious.

How...

However, if I were looking for a white rabbit,

Huh? [squawks]

I am exatically three inches high

I am?

I beg your pardon.

I can't put it any more clearly, for it isn't clear to me.

I do not see.

I do?

I don't care.

I don't think it's so funny.

I give myself very good advice.

I have an excellent idea.

I have something important to say.

I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

I just can't wait till I... [gasps]

I just knew I'd find one sooner or later.

I know, but I... I... I just can't seem to stop.

I know. I have improved it.

I mean my C A T.

I must try not to upset them.

I prefer the short cut.

I propose that we...

I said a little of that went a long way. [laughs]

I say, how are you getting on?

I say. Look.

I shall certainly be glad to get out of...

I shall elucidate.

I should go back this way.

I should like to be a little larger, sir.

I simply must... [gasps] A garden.

I wanna go home. But I can't find my way.

I was home drinking tea.

I wonder what he wants now.

I wonder which way I ought to go.

I wonder who lives here.

I wonder...

I, er, I weep for you, I... [hiccups]

I... I suppose it's good advice

I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

I'd do it again and again and again...

I'll ask the questions!

I'll say it's rude. It's very, very rude indeed.

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.

I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here. I should be there. I'm late.

I'm not a mile high, and I'm not leaving.

I'm not a weed.

I'm so excited. We never get compliments.

I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.

I'm sorry. But how can one possibly pay attention

I'm tired of being only three inches high.

I'm very sorry. But I did enjoy your singing.

I've been trying to ask you...

I've changed so many times, you see.

I've had enough nonsense. I'm going home, straight home.

I've never heard it that way before.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

If I hurry, perhaps I might even be home in time for tea.

If I lose my temper, you lose your head.

If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves?

If I were my right size, I could pick every one of you if I wanted to.

If I... If I ever do get home.

If it hadn't been for him, I...

If there's anyone worth talking to.

If you happen to be an oyster.

If you stay long enough, we might have a battle.

If you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us.

If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know.

If you'd really to know, he went that way.

If... if I'd listened earlier, I wouldn't be here.

Imagine, just one birthday every year

In my world, you wouldn't say "meow".

In my world...

In my youth, Father William replied to his son

In that case...

In this world, perhaps.

In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy.

Indeed? Then just what are you?

Into a game of croquet and willfully and with malice aforethought

It certainly isn't a heart. Do you suppose it's a club?

It must be awfully important, like a party or something.

It needs some butter. Butter!

It really doesn't matter, as long as I...

It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.

It's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye.

It's exatically... exat... It's precisely this.

It's rude to sit without being invited.

It's two days slow, that's what it is.

It's very simple. 30 days have Sep... No.

Jolly well have to carry on alone.

Jury, write that down.

Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

Just what specie or shall we say genus are you, my dear?

Keep your temper.

Land ho, by jove.

Lemon, that's different.

Let me see.

Let's change the subject.

Let's see. Where was I?

Like a tea tray in the sky

Like cabbages and kings

Little oysters, little oysters

Look.

Loyal subjects,...

Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch.

Monster!

Most everyone's mad here.

Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do?

Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me.

Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.

Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.

Mr. Rabbit. Wait!

Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please.

Much accustomed to usurpation and conquest."

Mustard, yes.

Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

My brain begins to perk

My dear child, there are many good books in this world without pictures.

My fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

My gloves! At once! Do you hear?

My goodness. Those are the things that upset me.

My goodness. We'll have to look into this.

My. What a peculiar place to have a party.

Naturally. That's because you have no way.

Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.

No cooperation, no cooperation at all.

No one can ever get dry this way.

No time to say goodbye, hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late.

No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late. Oh me, oh my.

No use. [laughs] I forgot to tell you. I'm locked.

No, I mean, I was just wondering...

No, I'm not a wild flower.

No, I'm sorry but... Mr. Rabbit.

No, no, no, I'm overdue. I'm really in a stew.

No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits.

No, no, no. No time, no time, no time.

No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it.

No, no, please. No more nonsense.

No, no. Not my beautiful bird house.

No, Your Majesty, please. It's all his fault.

No. I suppose he must have... [gasps]

No. My poor house and furniture.

No. Thank you, but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go.

Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.

Not me, Your Grace. The ace.

Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't.

Now I shall never get out.

Now I shall never get out.

Now where did he go to?

Now, if I came this way,

Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear,

Now, where d'you come from and where are you going?

Now... are you ready for your sentence?

Of all the impossible...

Of all the silly nonsense.

Of course not.

Of course, he's mad, too.

Of course. There's a brave lad.

Of peppercorns and mustard seed and other seasonings

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings

Off with her head!

Off with her head!

Off with her head!

Off with her head! Off with her head!

Off with her...

Off with her...

Off with his head!

Off with his head. By order of the king. You heard what she said.

Oh, but you must.

Oh, by the way,

Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing.

Oh, dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

Oh, dear. I'll never catch him while I'm this small.

Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way.

Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark.

Oh, dear. Save the queen.

Oh, dear. Then let me help you.

Oh, dear. This is serious.

Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat... and a watch.

Oh, erm... excuse me.

Oh, for goodness' sake.

Oh, my fur and whiskers.

Oh, my poor watch. Oh, my wheels and springs.

Oh, no, no. Not again.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You're in much too much of a hurry.

Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you.

Oh, she's curious.

Oh, this is the very best butter. What are you talking about?

Oh, what a delightful child.

Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank with you know who.

Oh, yes. Would you like to hear Tell It To The Tulips?

Oh, you can't help that.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Bill! Bill, we need a lazard with a lidder.

Oh! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

On his nose.

One moment, please.

One side will make me grow...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.

Open your mouth a little wider.

Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters."

Or about. [giggles]

Or there's the March Hare in that direction.

Ow! Let go! Help!

Oysters, come and walk with us

Pardon me, but would you mind helping me? Please?

Pardon me.

Perhaps if I eat something, it will make... me... grow small.

Perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.

Please wake up, Alice.

Please, please. How can I find her?

Please, sir.

Poor Bill.

Poor things.

Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.

Read the directions. Directly you'll be directed in the right direction.

Recite.

Riddles? Let me see, now.

Righto, guv'nor. Monster? [screams]

Rule 42: all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.

Second chorus:

See all the trouble you've started?

See for yourself.

Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners.

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.

Sentence? But there must be a verdict first.

Serpent!

Serpent. Serpent!

She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

She knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed

She'll be mad about you, simply mad. [laughs]

She's nothing but a common mobile vulgaris.

Silence!

Silence!

Silence! Next witness.

Simply tie your tail around the monster's neck and drag it out.

Some go that way.

Some kindling, just a stick or two

Somebody's head is going to roll for this!

Someone will lose his head

Something seems to be troubling you.

Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable.

Sound your A, Lily.

Spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her.

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

Stop!

Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons.

Tastes like cherry tart.

Teasing, tormenting and otherwise annoying...

Thank you. Butter. That's fine.

Thank you. Don't mind if I do.

Thank you. I think I shall visit him.

That I'm not all there myself.

That is not spoken correcitally. It goes:

That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway?

That's about all of us.

That's better. Have you dry in no time now.

That's enough! Off with their heads!

That's it, Dinah.

That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.

That's quite all right.

That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet.

That's very kind of you, but I must be going.

The bottle. The bott...

The day is warm and bright

The Dormouse.

The end.

The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want...

The mome raths?

The mushroom.

The oysters were curious, too, weren't they?

The prisoner is charged with enticing Her Majesty the Queen of Hearts

The rabbit.

The sea is nice, take my advice

The time has come

The time has come, my little friends, to talk of food and things

The time? Who's got the time?

The white rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.

Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.

Then let the game begin!

Then today is my unbirthday, too.

There he is. I simply must get through.

There she goes. Don't let her get away.

There you are. Third chorus.

There.

There. That should do it.

There. That's much better.

There's only one way to stop a mad watch.

This is an unbirthday party.

This is curious. What could a rabbit possibly be late for?

This is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.

Three points to starboard. Away, me hearties.

To a book with no pictures in it?

To stay where you are until someone finds you.

To talk of other things

To talk of other things

To your places! By order of the king! Hurry!

Today, you know, is my unbirthday.

Tulgey Wood?

Turn out your toes. Curtsy.

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder...

Twinkle, twinkle. What next?

Twinkle, twinkle...

Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

Understand?

Unimportant, Your Majesty means, of course.

Up above the world you fly

Very interesting.

Very well, then. Let the trial begin.

Very, very, very rude indeed.

Wait. Come back.

Wait. Don't go, please.

Wait. Please. Just a minute.

We planted the white roses by mistake, and...

We'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here

We'll mix them all together in a sauce that's fit for kings

We'll sweep this clear in half a year if you don't mind the work

We're cabbages and kings

We've called no witnesses. Couldn't we hear maybe one or two, huh?

Well my name is Alice and I'm following a white rabbit, so...

Well, after this I shall think nothing of... of falling down stairs.

Well, can't have monsters about.

Well, don't you think you ought to tell me...

Well, I am. I mean, I was.

Well, I don't.

Well, I suppose you'd call me a genus humanus Alice.

Well, I... I hardly know, sir.

Well, it all started while I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah.

Well, no wonder you're late. This clock is exactly two days slow.

Well, perhaps I could spare a little time.

Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant.

Well, some go this way.

Well, that depends on where you want to get to.

Well, the fact is, miss,

Well, when one's lost,

Well,... there goes Bill.

Well?

Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.

Well...

Well... [coughs]

What a peculiar color.

What did you say?

What do you know about this unfortunate affair?

What kind of garden do you come from?

What we need is a...

Where in the world do you suppose that...?

Where were you when this horrible crime was committed?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who dares to paint with vulgar paint the royal flower bed?

Who do you suppose...?

Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous.

Who's been painting my roses red?

Who's been painting my roses red?!

Who's Dinah? [pants]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why, it's a little girl.

Why, my dear, today is your unbirthday, too.

Why, that's me. I'm asleep.

Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.

Why?

Why?

Why? What did happen to the oysters?

Why. What peculiar little figures.

Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson.

With cabbages and kings

With gently smiling jaws.

Won't Dinah be happy to see me!

Work? [grumbles]

Would you like a little more tea?

Write that down!

Yes, anything, anything, but hurry.

Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...

Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but...

Yes, indeed. Extraordinary situation, but...

Yes, my child.

Yes, of course... Hm?

Yes, yes, of course, of course.

Yes, yes. Splendid idea. Very good indeed.

Yes, Your Majesty. But I was only going to ask...

Yes.

Yes. Burn the house...? What?

Yes. I'm looking for a...

Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

You almost went out like a candle.

You can learn a lot of things from the flowers. [harrumphs]

You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea.

You could at least make polite conversation.

You could? Well...

You heard what Her Majesty said. Off with her head.

You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't... be doing this.

You know, we could make her really angry.

You may have noticed

You mean you can't very well take less.

You see here, Mary Ann.

You were saying that you would like to see...

You were seeking some information of some kind?

You, there. Girl.

You, up there, stop!

You? Who are you?

You're just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty... tyrant.

You're passing up a golden opportunity.

Your Majesty indeed. You're not a queen.

Your Majesty,... members of the jury,...

Your ways, Your Majesty.

Your world? What nonsense.

Yours!

[Alice giggles] "William's conduct at first was..."

[clears throat] ...and the king.

[female] Naturally. I beg your pardon, but did you...?

[Hatter] ♪ A very merry unbirthday [Hare] ♪ A very merry unbirthday

[oysters] Feed? Oh yes.

[quacks] Oh, I beg your pardon.

[Rabbit] A monster, Dodo, in my house. Dodo?

♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪ For me?

♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪ For me?

♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪ To me?

♪ A very merry unbirthday to you ♪ Who, me?

♪ Not aquamarine ♪ We're painting the roses red ♪

♪ Not pink ♪ Not green

♪ She'd raise a fuss ♪ And each of us

♪ To me? ♪ To you.

♪ To who? ♪ To me

♪ We're painting the roses red ♪ Yes, painting the roses red

A cat, Your Majesty. Cat? Where?

A common what? To put it bluntly, a weed.

A daisy duet? She wouldn't like that.

Alice. Hm?

And it was an unbirthday present, too. In that case...

And pour the waters of... Alice, what are you talking about?

And stay right here [Dee] Mum said

And the king. [card] Hooray!

And the other side will... The very idea.

And there's a moral to it. Oh yes, a very good moral.

And we sing, too. You do?

Because I'm not myself, you know. I do not know.

Beg your pardon? Just giving myself some good advice.

But I only meant that... And now, my dear...

But I still haven't used... Move down, move down.

But I'm not a flower. Ah ha! Just as I suspected.

But I've never met any queen. You haven't? You haven't?

But it's loads of fun. No. Stop.

But that just isn't the way... All ways are...

But you are outside. What?

But, but, but... Butter, of course.

But, guv'nor... Good luck, Bill.

But, of course, you've got the key. What key?

But, please, please. Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent!

Butter! Butter?

Can you help us? At your service, guv'nor.

Can't be as bad as all that. My poor roof and rafters.

Clean cup. Move down. But I haven't used my cup.

Could one of you tell me...? [squawking]

Curious butterflies. [female] Bread and butterflies.

Do you play croquet? Yes, Your Majesty.

Do you want us both to lose our heads? Uh huh.

Don't get excited. How about a nice cup of tea?

Explain yourself. I'm afraid I can't explain myself.

Get me the jam. The jam. By order of the king.

Go on. Please go.

He did? He did what?

Help! Assistance! [trumpet]

I beg your pardon? Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I didn't think that... If you don't think, don't talk.

I don't come from any garden. Do you suppose she's a wild flower?

I said not at all. Who are you talking to?

I say, do you have a match? Must go. Goodbye, hello.

I say, you'll never get dry that way. Get dry?

I think she's pretty. Quiet, Bud.

I was following... Rather good, what? Door knob, turn.

I wonder if you could tell me... You enjoyed our singing?

I'm just a little girl. Little? Little?!

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Wait. Please wait.

I'm late. [Dodo] Don't step on the fish.

I'm sorry, but I must eat something. Not me, you... you... barbarian.

I'm sorry, but the caterpillar said... Caterpillar?

I'm trying to find my way home. Your way?!

I'm very sorry. Would you like to play hide and seek?

If you ask me... You?

Is that all? No.

It is not. [Alice] Well it is to me.

It is? It is?

It is? What a small world this is.

Jam. Jam. I forgot all about jam.

Just look at those stems. Rather scrawny, I'd say.

Look at that. It's going mad.

Look. There he is now. What? Who?

Lose something? Oh!

Mary Ann, what are you doing out here? Mary Ann?

Maybe? Oh, very well.

My dear. Yes, Your Majesty.

My goodness. I'm late. Don't go away. I'll be right back.

My poor house. Steady, old chap.

My watch. [sniffs] It was?

No room. I thought there was plenty of room.

No, let's sing about us. We know one about the shy violet.

No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late. For what? That's just what I...

Nonsense? Once more, from the beginning.

Not at all. Beg pardon?

Not tea. Sugar?

Not that old thing. Lovely lily of the valley.

Nothing whatever! That's very important!

Nothing. Nothing whatever?!

Off with her... Consider, my dear.

Off with your hat! Oh, my.

Oh me, oh my. A match. Thank you.

Oh, dear. It's going mad.

Oh, you wouldn't be interested. But I am.

Oh, Your Majesty. Yes, my dear?

One side will make you grow taller. One side of what?

Or Button? Who's got the button? No, thank you.

Ow. [shrieks]

Please, sir. One good turn deserves another.

Please, they were only trying... And who is this?

Shall we try? No.

She's stark raven mad. It's your silly riddle. You said...

Shows you what a person'll do. Mustard.

Simply pull it out the chimney. Go ahead. Pull it out.

So, if you don't mind... Eh?

Still locked, you know. But the queen. I simply must get out.

Stop him. Catch him, somebody. Help me.

Tea? I never thought of tea. Of course.

Thank goodness. [Rabbit] What is it?

Thank you. Please be careful.

That was a very sad story. Aye.

That was lovely. And now, my dear...

That was lovely. Thank you, my dear.

That's logic. Well...

That's manners. Really?

The Cheshire Cat. Cat?

The deuce, you say? Not me. The trey.

The jam. Let me have it.

The other side of what? The mushroom, of course!

The queen! The queen!

The rabbit. Mary Ann?

The time has come [Tweedle Dee] The walrus said

The white rabbit. I'm so late, I'm so very, very late.

The white rabbit. What rabbit?

There he goes. This is terrible. Help.

There he is again. I warn you, child.

This bit of rubbish ought to do Oh, dear.

Trial? Well, just a little trial?

Try the bottle on the table. Table?

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. [honks]

Two days slow? Course you're late.

We don't want weeds in our bed. Move along.

Well, goodness. Don't let her stay and go to seed.

Well, it's been a very nice visit. Another recitation.

Well? Shh.

Went that way. Who did?

What can I do for you? I'm looking for a white rabbit.

What did I do? [doorknob chuckles]

Whatever will I do? Try the box, naturally.

Where away, Dodo? Dodo?

Who did? The white rabbit.

Why is a what? Careful.

Why, you're a cat. A Cheshire cat.

Why? Because I'm following a white rabbit.

Why? I can't remember things as I used to.

Why? I'm curious to know where he's going.

Won't you tell us all about it? Start at the beginning.

Yes, but... [Dodo] All right, let's have it now.

Yes, go on. Yes? Yes? I propose that we...

Yes, I do. I knew it. I knew it.

Yes, Your Majesty. [Queen chuckles]

Yes. And I was hoping... Look up. Speak nicely.

You can be famous. I can?

You can't go yet. No, the visit has just started.