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Home > Alice From Alice In Wonderland...
Better look first for if one drinks much from a bottle marked poison it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later
But I don't want to go among mad people oh you can't help that most everyone's mad here
Goodness if the people here are like that I must try not to upset them
Hmm now let me see if I were a rabbit where would I keep my gloves
I don't think it's so funny
I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it
I'm sorry but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it
I'm sorry but I must eat something not me you you barbarian
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party
I'm very sorry but I did enjoy your singing
It must be awfully important like a party or something
No no no i'm through with rabbits
Oh dear I do wish I hadn't cried so much
That explains the trouble that i'm always in
That's very kind of you but I must be going why because i'm following a white rabbit
Then today is my unbirthday too
Would you like a little more tea I haven't had any yet so I can't very well take more
Your majesty indeed you're not a queen you're just a fat pompous bad tempered old ty tyrant

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