Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Edit

A best friend?

A bit chalky.

A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones.

A fake.

A few minutes, maybe more. Why?

A four digit code, maybe? Maybe a birthdate.

A god.

A handsome, muscular man.

A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.

A king's weapon.

A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones.

A moment...

A small price to pay for salvation.

A soul...

About its nature.

Absolutely.

Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to.

After the whole Accords situation,

All except me.

All my life, I dreamed of a day...

All of them learning from one another.

All of them mixed together,

All over it.

All right, back up, Sam.

All right, Guardians,

All right, just get over here, please.

All right, let me ask you this one time.

All right, Stark. We go to him.

All right, stop!

All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan.

All that for a drop of blood.

Allfathers, give me strength.

Allfathers...

Almighty Thanos...

An hour?

An hour.

And a large assortment of morons.

And a semi stable 100 year old man.

And do you wanna know why?

And due to that fact,

And every one of them would've rather killed me,

And for another...

And future usses and that's it.

And get in behind us...

And get this man a shield.

And he is not gonna stop until he gets...

And he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance.

And I burned it to ash. I burned it.

And I don't know what to do.

And I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

And I was always so disappointed.

And I will give you the stone.

And I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.

And I'm getting a new hammer, don't forget.

And I'm not goin' to...

And I'm pretty sure I paid for that.

And I'm way past asking permission.

And if he finds it out,

And if you wanna stand in our way...

And in the dream you gotta pee.

And it was beautiful.

And maybe whoever it is

And now he's back.

And now, I'm here in space.

And now, it's here.

And she hates him as much as you do.

And somewhere fast.

And Thanos retrieves another stone...

And that way it might be really good.

And the Border Tribe?

And the Dora Milaje have been alerted.

And the morons will go to Knowhere

And the rings are frozen.

And then I had to kill my father.

And then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye.

And then what?

And then you wake up and in real life

And then you're like, "Oh, my God.

And they can clearly find us.

And this stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.

And this suit is ridiculously intuitive, by the way.

And Time.

And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

And we have to find him now.

And what did you imagine?

And what I predicted came to pass.

And what if you're wrong?

And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

And who's "we"?

And you call it mercy.

And you lied.

And you said your sister and your dad?

And you think all is forgiven?

And, in doing so,

Apropos of that, last night I dreamt we had a kid.

Are made of Cotati metal fibers.

Are the blow off your junk kind or the gas kind?

Are you all right? What's going on?

Are you mocking me?

Are you serious?

Arrest them.

As does what you fear.

As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that.

As long as you can give me.

As you fought by my side.

As your minds collapsed into madness.

Asgard is destroyed.

Asgard was supposed to protect us.

ASGARDIAN: (ON RADIO) This is the Asgardian

Asshole, tell me you didn't do it!

At forging than they are cleaning.

At least on his turf, he's not expecting it.

At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.

At the hands of the Children of Thanos.

Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.

Awaken the heart of a dying star.

Banner, you want a piece?

BANNER: Because you might have a choice.

BANNER: Cap, if these things circle the perimeter

BANNER: Cap.

BANNER: Oh, no, you don't.

BANNER: Tony, you okay?

BANNER: Uh, I think you look great.

BANNER: Whoa.

Be quick. He is very strong.

Because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar.

Because I found the map to the Soul Stone...

Because I was thinking about

Because it's where Thanos isn't.

Because of your sacrifice.

Because we didn't think of it.

Because you love nothing.

Because you murdered half the planet.

Before my father died,

Besides making balloon animals.

Better than anyone.

Billions of miles from Earth with no backup.

BLACK PANTHER: Fall back! Fall back, now!

BLACK PANTHER: Now!

BLACK WIDOW: She's not alone.

Boom!

Boom.

Both dead.

Bows before your grandeur.

Breaking through the tree line.

Bring me Thanos!

Broke up?

Bruce.

BUCKY: Steve?

Buddy, you're in space. All you got is a rope and a...

But also its composition.

But because you did.

But does your friend often do that?

But I ask you, to what end?

But I don't want to if they're the...

But I never taught you to lie.

But I've been through a lot.

But it cast me out, banished me here.

But it should.

But it was such a long way down and I just thought

But my movement...

But none succeeded.

But not because you didn't find it.

But now is no time to mourn.

But now...

But one never knows for sure.

But random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike.

But she didn't.

But still got a mom, though?

But the White Wolf has rested long enough.

But then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me.

But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.

But when do I ever get what I want?

But who are you kidding, Quill?

But you gave Stark your word.

But you have to understand...

But you know what I'm trying to say.

But you saw what they did, what they can do.

But you're dying, like any man.

But, no, this time I think it really might be true.

But...

By the way, that's a compliment.

By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.

By wiping out half of all life.

Bye.

Call Control.

Call him.

Can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos.

Can we do that?

Can you do it?

Can you get us home?

Can you stand?

Cap and I fell out hard.

Captain, 70 years ago, you laid down your life...

Certainly not. I speak for myself.

Close those around it.

Code red.

Come back here, Tony. I swear to God.

Come on, come on, man.

Come on, Groot.

Come on, Hulk! What are you doing to me?

Come on, you gotta get up.

Come on!

Come on! Get some!

Come on! Get some! Get some!

Come on! Yeah!

Come on. Come on.

Come out! Come out! Come out!

Come.

Compared to mine.

Concentrate.

Congratulations, you're a prophet.

Cool.

Could end your friend's life in an instant.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Daughter?

Daughter.

Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy.

Destiny arrives all the same.

Did it have a name?

Did we just lose?

Did you do it?

Did you hear what I said?

Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?

Do hereby pledge to you...

Do it, Quill! I can take it.

Do it.

Do you concur?

Do you know if these grenades

Do you know what's happened since then?

Doctor Banner, if the rest of your green friend

Doctor.

Does this chattering animal speak for you?

Dollars?

DOME CONTROL: Requesting confirmation, My King.

Don't do this.

Don't forget this might be dangerous...

Don't forget, I'm half human.

Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?

Don't, don't. Don't engage. We almost got this off!

Don't.

Don't.

DR. STRANGE: Can we control it?

DR. STRANGE: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?

DR. STRANGE: I think we're here.

DR. STRANGE: Oh, yeah.

DR. STRANGE: Seriously, you don't have any money?

DR. STRANGE: Space.

DR. STRANGE: Stop.

DR. STRANGE: Tony Stark.

DR. STRANGE: Tony.

Drax, Drax, Drax. Listen to me.

Drax, wait.

DRAX: (STRAINING) What does this monster have to mourn?

DRAX: Die, blanket of death!

DRAX: It's true, Quill. You have put on weight.

DRAX: Thanos!

Drax.

Dread it, run from it...

Drop to 2600, heading 0 3 0.

Dude, don't call us plucky.

Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

Each control an essential aspect of existence.

Earth just lost her best defender.

EBONY MAW: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) Zehobereians.

EBONY MAW: Choose a side or die.

EBONY MAW: Hear me and rejoice.

EBONY MAW: Now, go in peace to meet your maker.

EBONY MAW: One side is a revelation...

EBONY MAW: Painful, aren't they?

Eitri, the glove. What did you do?

Eitri, this isn't about your hands.

Eitri, wait!

EITRI: The mechanism is crippled.

Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses.

Even for you.

Even so, I'd hoped you'd sit in it one day.

Ever since you got a little sap,

Every axe, hammer, sword...

Every day.

Every weapon you've ever designed,

Everyone, on my position. We have incoming.

Everything I hate about myself you taught me.

Everything seems dark.

Everything.

Exactly like Footloose.

Exactly. Bye.

Except it sucks, so let me do the plan...

Eyes up. Stay sharp.

FALCON: I'm doing it.

FALCON: You see the teeth on those things?

Fate wills it so.

Father, we will not fail you.

Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan.

Fly us home?

Focus that fire on the left flank, Sam.

For a soul.

For a time...

For almost 20 years.

For even in death,

For the record, this was my plan.

For two years, we've stolen these moments...

For your sister's sake.

Friday, evac anyone south of 43rd Street.

Friday, what am I looking at?

FRIDAY: Boss, incoming call from Miss Potts.

FRIDAY: Boss, we're losing her.

FRIDAY: Not sure. I'm working on it.

FRIDAY: Will do.

FURY: Hill.

FURY: Same energy signature as New York?

FURY: Still no word from Stark?

FURY: Tell Klein we'll meet him at...

FURY: They okay?

Gamora is the daughter of Thanos.

Gamora, daughter of Thanos.

Gamora, do you think I'm...

Gamora, Mantis, you go right.

GAMORA: I need to ask a favor.

GAMORA: It's like his muscles

GAMORA: Nebula.

GAMORA: No.

GAMORA: One way or another,

GAMORA: Peter.

Gamora.

Genocide.

Get it off.

Get outta here!

Get your hand inside the steering gimbal.

GIRL: Mother!

Give me a little juice, Friday.

Give me...

Give up the stone, and she lives.

Giving it to me will spare you a great deal of suffering.

Go back to the pod.

Go!

God damn it.

God of mischief...

God, I love this place.

God, no, please tell me you're not on the ship.

God, we haven't caught up in a spell, have we?

Goes round and round and...

Going to bed hungry...

Gotcha!

Gravitational pull is all over the place.

Groot, put that thing away, now.

GROOT: I am Groot.

Groot! No.

Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

Guys, we got a Vision situation here.

Guys! Vision needs backup, now!

Hands off.

Hanging a couple on my belt right here.

Have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies.

Have your old rooms back.

He and Scott took a deal. It was too tough

He brought you face to face

He came back with the Soul Stone.

He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

He can do it with the snap of his fingers like this.

He can't, Nebula.

He could destroy life

He did it.

He doesn't have the stone yet.

He exhausts me.

He feels tremendous loss and guilt.

He gave you his eye?

He invades planets. He takes what he wants.

He is anxious, angry.

He is not a dude.

He may be on the team. I don't know.

He means get lost, Squidward.

He must be going somewhere.

He needs the axe!

He sent Loki.

He stole the Space Stone from me...

He told me that I had a half sister...

He took her to Vormir.

He took my girl. Wait, who are you?

He used to kill people planet by planet,

He wipes out half the population.

He'll be too powerful to stop.

He'll die alone. As will you.

He's a plague, Tony.

He's coming.

He's finally ready, and he's going for the stones.

He's here.

He's never fought me twice.

He's not going for one of the other stones?

He's offline.

He's the toughest there is.

He's trying to copy me.

Hear me and rejoice.

Hence he'll be getting the Reality Stone.

Here. You try.

Hey, Cap, we got a situation here.

Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you.

Hey, stop! Hey, stop! Stop!

Hey, Tony.

Hey, we're here!

Hey! You might wanna put that Time Stone

Hey.

Hey. We have to go.

Hi, Bruce.

HILL: Multiple bogeys over Wakanda.

HILL: No, not yet.

HILL: Ten times bigger.

Hmm.

Hold it! Hold it, Thor!

Holy shit.

Home.

Honey, I'm sorry.

How do I open this thing? Is there some sort of, uh...

How do we do that?

How long have you been standing there?

How long will it take to heat it?

How long?

How many did we win?

How many did you see?

How much longer, Shuri?

How the hell is this dude still alive?

How we looking, Bruce?

How we looking?

How you been, Buck?

How you fit your head into that helmet.

Huh?

Hulk, we got a lot to figure out, pal.

Hulk!

Hulk! Hulk!

Hulk? Hulk,

Hurtling across the virgin universe.

I always hated that chair.

I am disappointed.

I am Groot!

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am prepared.

I am Steve Rogers.

I am.

I assume you have a preference.

I assume you're the captain, sir.

I assure you, brother...

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.

I can't breathe.

I can't heat the metal.

I can't, because the universe depends on it.

I can't.

I cannot do that again.

I consider experience experience.

I could lose a lot.

I didn't know what it was.

I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.

I do have a bit of experience in that arena.

I do not want another single pop culture reference

I do.

I don't feel so good.

I don't know. (STAMMERS)

I don't know. We've sorta been having a thing.

I don't know... (GROANS)

I don't think this rig has a self park function.

I don't think this thing works.

I don't think you quite understand

I don't wanna tell you again.

I don't want to go, sir. Please.

I don't want to go.

I don't... I don't know what's happening.

I don't... I don't know, but something.

I even held one in my hand.

I feel your pain as well, because...

I feel your pain.

I get that, but why are we doing it?

I had a dream about it. It was so real.

I had to.

I hated my life.

I hated this room.

I have never failed him.

I have to go.

I haven't been there in a while.

I hope they remember you.

I hope you're right about this.

I ignored my destiny once.

I imagine it's like breathing for you.

I just feel you.

I just feel you.

I know something he doesn't.

I know somewhere.

I know that you're going with him

I know what it's like to lose.

I know you have the Reality Stone, Tivan.

I know you like making your entrance at the last second.

I know, I had the surgery.

I like him.

I love you more than anything.

I love you too.

I love you.

I made what he wanted.

I mean, I'd like to.

I mean, if he doesn't pony up...

I mean, it's not a competition,

I need a hammer, not a spoon.

I need you to meet me on Titan.

I need you to stop doing that.

I never found the Soul Stone.

I owe you one.

I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.

I repeat, this is not a warcraft.

I repeat, we are under assault.

I saved you.

I seriously don't know

I should promise you.

I shoulda stayed on the bus.

I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.

I sold it.

I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan."

I swear to you on my life.

I take it the Maw is dead.

I think he's dying.

I think if it were exposed

I think you'll find our will equal to yours.

I thought I told you to go.

I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe.

I thought you were formidable, machine.

I thought you'd be hard to catch.

I told you to go right.

I told you to go right.

I told you...

I tried to bench you. You refused.

I understand, my child.

I want you to promise me...

I was a child when you took me.

I went forward in time to view alternate futures.

I will not hesitate to let either of you die.

I will.

I would very much like to go there, please.

I would've washed that. (CLEARS THROAT)

I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.

I, Loki, prince of Asgard...

I'd finally rest...

I'd rather give it to you.

I'll do it myself!

I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

I'll give you that.

I'll kill all three of you

I'll tell the guys at the deli.

I'm a survivor.

I'm beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.

I'm Doctor Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me.

I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing.

I'm going to allow that.

I'm gonna ask you this one time.

I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.

I'm gonna French fry this little freak.

I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit.

I'm gonna get some dumbbells.

I'm gonna hold it open.

I'm gonna make a call.

I'm just trying to protect us...

I'm muscular.

I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.

I'm not looking for forgiveness.

I'm not your daughter.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm only alive because fate wants me alive.

I'm reading movement in the third quadrant.

I'm saying that if we take out the stone...

I'm sorry I can't remember anybody's names.

I'm sorry I disappointed you.

I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.

I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here.

I'm sorry, little one.

I'm sorry, you giving out tickets to something?

I'm Spider Man, then.

I'm sure you did your best.

I'm the one who stopped that.

I'm the only one who knows that.

I'm thinking I'm not so sure we should.

I'm trying to say that something is coming.

I'm trying. He won't come out.

I've barely begun, brother.

I've been giving a good deal of thought

I've got two heat signatures

I've killed twice as many enemies as that.

I've mastered the ability

If fate does want you to kill that crapsack...

If he gets all six Infinity Stones...

If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...

If he gets the stone, half the universe dies.

If I tell you, you'd know too.

If I were to reach our rendezvous on Titan...

If I'm wrong, then...

If it comes to saving you

If it weren't for those Accords,

If it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his...

If it's so important...

If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist.

If Thanos gets me...

If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just

If there's no neighborhood.

If things go wrong...

If we don't go to Knowhere

If we get it, then we can stop him.

If you consider failure experience.

If you thought it would add even the slightest trinket...

If you wanted to have a kid...

If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide.

In a junk pile in the middle of space.

In all the time I've served Thanos...

In my heart, I knew you still cared.

In order to take the stone,

In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh?

In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost.

In your back pocket, Doc!

Including my own.

IRON MAN: Gotta get that stone outta here, now.

IRON MAN: Hammer.

IRON MAN: Hang on, kid.

IRON MAN: Happy trails, kid.

IRON MAN: I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend.

IRON MAN: Is he under? Don't let up.

IRON MAN: It's nanotech.

IRON MAN: Just 'cause I'll probably

IRON MAN: Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it.

IRON MAN: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.

IRON MAN: Yeah, I'm fine. I just think

Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Is it the stone again?

Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?

It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not.

It extracts a terrible price.

It is my curse to know all who journey here.

It is salvation.

It may also be his best chance against us.

It needs correction.

It shouldn't be you, but it is.

It stays with me.

It was destroyed on Asgard.

It was so real.

It was.

It will take time, brother.

It works.

It would've been a waste of parts!

It'll kill you.

It's a distress signal, Rocket.

It's a mold.

It's a paradise.

It's a place. We've been there. It sucks.

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

It's all inside your head.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's as if it's speaking to me.

It's been a while.

It's eight degrees off its axis.

It's frightening.

It's gonna be good to have you, buddy.

It's great to see you, Cap.

It's him.

It's just a housing unit for nanoparticles.

It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

It's like being the Hulk without actually...

It's not fair.

It's not overselling it to say that

It's not that easy.

It's okay.

It's pretty simple. We draw him in,

It's the birthplace of my hammer.

It's time.

It's truly awesome.

Its molecular integrity could fail.

Jarvis, Ultron, Tony, me, the stone.

Just in case there's a monster in the closet.

Just...

Kick names, take ass.

Kill away.

Killed by a dark elf.

Knowhere.

Let her go, Grimace.

Let me guess. Your home?

Let me help you.

Let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me!

Let me just say, if aliens

Let me just... I need to concentrate here for a second.

Let the dark magic flow through me one last...

Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!

Let's get you on the jet.

Let's put down right here.

Like a band? Like... Like the Beatles?

Like in Footloose, the movie?

Like Kevin Bacon?

Like suicide.

Like to think of myself

Little one, it's a simple calculus.

LOKI: If I might interject.

Look at me.

Look, you know how you're having a dream,

Look.

Looks like we pissed her off.

Looks like we're not getting paid.

Loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?

M'Baku likes a good fight.

Made you the fiercest woman in the galaxy.

Magic with a kick.

Magic with a...

Magnificent! Magnificent! Magnificent!

Mantis, listen very carefully.

MANTIS: Excuse me.

MANTIS: He is in anguish.

MANTIS: Hi, Drax.

MANTIS: What happened?

Massacre by massacre.

Maybe even a Starbucks.

Maybe they realized that they live

Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye.

Maybe.

Me, personally, I could lose a lot.

Me.

Me.

Meant to be the greatest in Asgard.

Might wanna use it.

Mind.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, a little bit, yeah.

Mmm, no, not really.

Mmm, no.

Mmm.

More as a Titan killing, long term booty call.

More magic.

Mother! Where's my mother?

Mother...

Moving your hair, would ya?

Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

Mr. Secretary.

Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!

Must've been a rough couple years.

My God, Rhodes.

My humble personage...

My mother. Where is my mother?

My only curse is you.

My undying fidelity.

Nat.

Nay, the nobility...

NEBULA: Accessing memory files.

NEBULA: Gamora.

NEBULA: He will!

Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction.