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The Great Mouse Detective

The Great Mouse Detective

The Great Mouse Detective is a classic animated film that was released in 1986, directed by Ron Clements, Burny Mattinson, Dave Michener, and John Musker. This timeless tale takes viewers on a thrilling adventure through the streets of Victorian London.

The film follows the adventures of the brilliant yet eccentric mouse detective, Basil of Baker Street, voiced by Barrie Ingham. Basil is a master of deduction and has a keen eye for detail, making him the perfect rodent to solve any mystery that comes his way. Together with his loyal companion, Dr. Dawson, voiced by Val Bettin, they embark on a mission to stop the evil plot of the notorious Professor Ratigan, voiced by Vincent Price.

The cast of The Great Mouse Detective also features the voice talents of Susanne Pollatschek as Olivia Flaversham, the daughter of a kidnapped toymaker, and Candy Candido as Fidget, Professor Ratigan's henchman with a peg leg. Each character brings a unique personality to the story, making the film enjoyable for audiences of all ages.

The Great Mouse Detective is well-known for its captivating story, engaging animation, and memorable musical numbers. The film showcases several delightful songs composed by Henry Mancini, including "Main Title," "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind," and "Goodbye, So Soon." These songs perfectly capture the mood and atmosphere of the film, enhancing the overall viewing experience.

If you're a fan of The Great Mouse Detective and want to relive the magic, you can easily do so by playing and downloading these enchanting sounds. Immerse yourself in the whimsical world of Basil of Baker Street from the comfort of your own home. Rediscover the thrilling chase scenes, clever detective work, and heartwarming friendships that define this timeless classic.

With the click of a button, you can transport yourself back to 1986 and experience the magic all over again. Whether you're listening to the energetic beats of "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind" or the melancholic melody of "Goodbye, So Soon," these songs will transport you back to the enchanting world of mice, rat villains, and detective duos.

Not only can you play and download these iconic sounds, but you can also share them with friends and family. Gather around the screen and let the nostalgia wash over you as you relive the adventures of Basil, Dawson, Olivia, and the dastardly Professor Ratigan. The Great Mouse Detective is a film that can be enjoyed by all generations, and by sharing the sounds, you're passing the love for this classic onto others.

So, don't miss out on the opportunity to play and download the captivating sounds of The Great Mouse Detective. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to this beloved film, these sounds will transport you to a world of mystery and adventure. Relive the magic, solve the case, and experience the pure joy that this animated gem has to offer.

Immerse yourself in the grandeur and excitement of Victorian London's mouse detective agency. Let the music envelop you, the characters guide you, and the story captivate you. The Great Mouse Detective is a timeless classic that will forever hold a special place in the hearts of fans worldwide.

A cheap brand that is sold only in the seediest pubs.
A corrupt, vicious demented, low life scoundrel.
A crime of the most sinister nature, no doubt.
A crime that will live in infamy!
A crime to top all crimes.
A crusader for justice...
A doggy! I ran!
A gifted leader...
A heavy tax shall be levied...
A higher opinion of you than I have...
A majestic mountain of humility...
A marvellous performance!
A present has just arrived in honour of your Jubilee.
A present? Oh, how wonderful!
A surgeon to be exact.
A villain! A scoundrel!
Actually, it's elementary, my dear Dawson.
Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Arrivederci!
After lengthy service in Afghanistan...
Against all parasites and spongers...
Ah ha ha, but not for long, Miss Flamhammer.
Ah, ah, ah, och, now. No peeking now.
Ah, allow me to introduce my trusted associate, Dr Dawson...
Ah, but I haven't given you your present yet.
Ah, here he is now.
Ah, now, steady on there, Basil.
Ah, the uniforms! Oh, Fidget, I knew I could rely on you.
Ah, yes. Now, that's better.
Aha! Dawson, we've found it!
Aha! The villain's slipped this time!
Ahem. And now, as you were singing...
Ahh, I just adore Jubilees.
Ahh, Mr Flaversham.
All in a day's work, Doctor.
All in good time.
All will bow before me.
Allow me to present...
Am I right?
Amazing likeness, isn't it, Your Majesty?
Amazing.
And adjusting for the difference in equilibrium...
And all you can do is lie there feeling sorry for yourself.
And aren't you proud to be a part of it?
And especially little children.
And has... been gummed... if I'm not very much in error...
And I do have an important engagement at, uh...
And I haven't had a moment's peace of mind.
And I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
And I've come close, so very close...
And is troubled about the mysterious disappearance...
And it's filthier than I imagined.
And my new royal consort...
And not a word out of you...
And not by any child, either.
And now, as your new royal consort...
And over the years, we had many cases together...
And perhaps it's... well, perhaps it's best...
And quite soon, if I'm not mistaken.
And so ends the short, undistinguished career...
And some of my fresh cheese crumpets.
And that is final!
And the thread is a unique form of cat gut...
And the year Her Majesty's government...
And was anxious to find a quiet place...
And when the song ends, the metal ball is released...
And with the enthusiastic help...
And, pray, be as precise as possible.
Angle of the trajectory multiplied...
Another dead end.
Are we going to take a cab?
Arrest that fiend!
As bad as all that, eh?
As Supreme Ruler of all mousedom!
As the song plays, the cord tightens...
As you can see, Dawson, this young lady...
Basil of Baker Street, my good fellow.
Basil of Baker Street!
Basil, look out!
Basil, wait! I didn't mean that we ought to...
Basil, you astound me!
Basil! Olivia! Olivia, she...
Basil! The record!
Behind any of which could lurk our bloodthirsty assassin!
Bravo! Bravo!
Bright and alert as always. Here's the list.
Buckingham Palace.
But each time he's narrowly evaded my grasp.
But I do remember where Baker Street is.
But I shall always look back on that first...
But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar.
But my life was about to change forever.
But of course. Left turn.
But to honour one...
But we can't let that stop us. We have to...
But you were fifteen minutes late...
But you're welcome to come in and wait.
But, Basil, how could he fit in through such a tiny...
But, Basil, I...
But, Basil, I...
But, Holmes, that music is so frightfully dull.
But, um, but I thought...
But... but I...
But... but you don't understand. I'm in terrible trouble.
But... Oh, now, who can that be?
By a bat who has been drinking Rodent's Delight...
By the paper's extreme saturation...
By the square root of an isosceles triangle...
Bye bye, Basil.
Charmed, I'm sure.
Checkmate.
Clearly of the type used in sewer lamps.
Closer, Dawson!
Closer!
Coal dust.
Come along, come along, come along, come along.
Come along, Olivia.
Come in!
Come on, old fellow, there's not a moment to lose.
Come on.
Come, come, Dawson.
Commonly known as a...
Confound it! I told you to watch over the girl!
Daddy, I can't reach! I can't reach!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy! Where are you?
Dash it all, Basil! The Queen's in danger!
Dawson, at the exact moment I tell you...
Dawson, get ahold of yourself!
Dawson, Toby.
Dawson, you've done it!
Dawson! Flaversham! Gather up those balloons!
Dawson! Ho ho! What luck!
Did he have a crippled wing?
Dividing Guttermeg's principle of opposing forces in motion...
Dividing Guttermeg's principle of opposing forces in motion...
Do you have any idea where we're going?
Do... do you think there's a chance?
Don't be absurd. You look perfect.
Don't worry, old fellow.
Down, down, kitty! Down!
Easily distinguished by its peculiar pungency...
Even as we speak.
Everything on the list. Uh oh.
Evidence of our peg legged adversary!
Excellent idea.
Excellent work, old man!
Excuse me, Dawson.
Farewell!
Father! I thought I'd never find you!
Felicia, release him.
Fidget, you delightful little maniac.
Fidget.
Finish it, Flaversham!
First, a sprightly tune...
Flaversham!
Flaversham. Olivia Flaversham.
Follow me.
For years, that insufferable pipsqueak...
For your demise.
Found only in the Afghan provinces.
Frightfully sorry, old man.
From that time on...
Gears, double check. I got gears.
Get off, you eight legged bum!
Get ready, Dawson.
Girl? No, didn't get girl.
Good boy! Good boy!
Good boy. If you'll excuse me.
Good evening, madam.
Good. Now, Toby...
Goodbye, Basil. I... I'll never forget you.
Goodness gracious!
Got you!
Gotcha, toymaker!
Great Scott. I can't see a thing.
Guards, seize this despicable creature!
Ha ha! Here... let me show you how it works.
Ha, I should think a stout hearted army mouse like you...
Has a rather nice bite to it.
Has interfered with my plans...
Has just arrived from the Hampstead District...
Have you been with us long?
He was within my grasp!
He would never have walked into such an obvious trap.
He's not afraid of a big old ugly rat like you!
Help!
Help! Let me out! Let me out!
Help! Mr Basil! Help! Help!
Her last night and my first...
Here is our friend's entrance.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Time for mouse chow.
Here... Thank you, Miss.
Hmm, amazing.
Ho ho ho! Our peg legged quarry can't be far now!
How dare that idiot Basil poke his stupid nose...
How extraordinary.
How impertinent!
How the deuce did you know I was a doctor?
How very odd.
Hurry, Dawson!
I am not a rat!
I beg your pardon. I...
I didn't know which to choose.
I didn't lose him! He was taken by a bat!
I don't know, but he had a peg leg!
I feel utterly ridiculous!
I found my own living quarters.
I had baby bonnet, girl in bag, and Basil ch chased me!
I had just arrived in London...
I have a few slight suggestions.
I have the power!
I Is this the home of the famous Basil of Baker Street?
I observe that there is a good deal...
I present to you a statesman among mice...
I say, Basil, who is this Toby chap?
I say, Dawson, old chap...
I say, do you know him?
I say... Ooh!
I shall have him!
I should have watched her more closely.
I trust there will be no further interruptions.
I want you to...
I was in the toy store getting uniforms...
I won't be a part of this... this evil any longer!
I, uh... never heard of him.
I... I don't have a mother.
I... I don't know!
I... I... I don't care!
I... I'm lost.
I... I'm right behind you, Basil!
I... I'm trying to find Basil of Baker Street.
I'm afraid it is. He's not here at the moment...
I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
I'm glad you're taking it so well.
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
I'm too young to die!
I've had my share of adversity...
I've never seen so many toys.
I've recorded especially for you.
I've spotted our peg legged...
I've won!
I've won!
If anything unfortunate were to befall her.
If it isn't our peg legged friend.
If you'll excuse me.
In all mousedom!
In all of London! I should have known better than to...
Indeed it is, miss.
Indeed. Och, my, we're late to catch our train.
Into my wonderful scheme and foul up everything?
Is in the employ of the very fiend...
Is that clear?
Is this the residence of Basil of Baker Street?
Isn't it painfully obvious, Doctor?
It is introspective, and I want to introspect.
It promises to be a night she will never forget.
It proves beyond a doubt...
It was just a slip of the tongue!
It was my fond hope to stay and witness your final scene...
It was the eve of our good Queen's Diamond Jubilee...
It will be quite dangerous.
It's just as I said. And then my father was gone.
It's just the girl...
It's not entirely hopeless.
It's stuck!
It's, uh, on the house.
Item 96.
Item one...
Its many twists and turns.
Jolly good, ladies. Jolly good!
Just returned from military duty in Afghanistan.
Just wait! Basil's smarter than you!
Know him? That bat, one Fidget by name...
Let go of me, you ruffians!
Let her go, chaps!
Let me fetch you a pot of tea...
Little did I know...
Look out!
Low brow. Close set eyes. Broken wing.
Major David Q. Dawson. But how could you possibly...
Mama.
Marvellous, isn't it?
Maybe you know him. Goes by the name of Ratigan.
Miss Flamchester...
Mm hmm. But where are your mother and father?
Mmm, Ratigan's up to something.
Mmm. I believe I smell...
Most assuredly...
Most recently of the Queen's 66th Regiment.
Mr Basil, I need your help, and...
Mr Basil! Pfft! How many times have I told you...
Mr Flaversham, let me congratulate you...
My daddy's gone, and I'm all alone.
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious...
My introduction to Basil of Baker Street...
My name is Dr David Q. Dawson...
My... my good pillows!
No depravity he wouldn't commit.
No depravity you wouldn't commit!
No problem. I took care of everything.
No sign of the blackguard anywhere.
No watermark.
No, no, no. Not that way! Dawson, look out for your...
No, no. Elementary, my dear Dawson.
No! Not me! Wait, I can't fly! I can't fly!
No... no mistakes.
Nor I you, Miss... Miss Flangerhanger.
Not a corner of London's safe...
Not even Basil, can stand in my way!
Not me, you idiot! No, stop, you stupid furball!
Not quite, Dawson. He left some rather unusual footprints.
Now come with me.
Now she's been spirited away by that maniacal little monster!
Now wait just a moment.
Now will you please listen to me?
Now, Fidget!
Now, hurry along, Dawson. Must be off to Toby's.
Now, I know that bullet's here somewhere.
Now, now, Fidget will take good care of her.
Now, Olivia, dear, stay close.
Now, tell me... what's troubling you, my dear?
Now, there's nothing to be afraid of, my dear.
Now, Toby, sit!
Now, Toby, Toby, to the matter at hand.
Now, Toby... Toby, stop that!
Now, we simply pursue our peg legged friend...
Now, you didn't forget anything?
Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won't you?
Now, you're certain you told me everything?
Now!
Now... come along, my dear.
Now... now... now, see here!
Observe, Doctor.
Och, I was so worried about my little girl.
Of an emerald ring missing from the third finger...
Of any hound I've trained, but he can be deucedly frisky.
Of Basil of Baker Street.
Of course you do.
Of course.
Of German music on the program.
Of having your daughter brought here.
Of her right hand. Now, tell me the story...
Of my illustrious career.
Of our good friend, Mr Flaversham...
Oh, by the way, Basil, I just love your disguise.
Oh, by the way, I'm taking the liberty...
Oh, by the way, we just got into port.
Oh, come now. Come, come, come. Here, here. Dry your eyes.
Oh, confound it!
Oh, Dawson, the bottle!
Oh, Dr Dawson, you were wonderful.
Oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.
Oh, how could I have been so blind?
Oh, how dare you!
Oh, how sweet.
Oh, how very thrilling, eh, Basil?
Oh, I am. I am!
Oh, I can just see that insufferable grin...
Oh, I do beg your pardon, madam.
Oh, I don't want to impose.
Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas...
Oh, I just love tearful reunions.
Oh, I love it when I'm nasty.
Oh, I love it! I love it!
Oh, I love it! I love it! I love it!
Oh, it's finally happened. I've been outwitted.
Oh, just don't hurt my daughter.
Oh, let me see.
Oh, my dear Bartholomew.
Oh, my dear Fidget.
Oh, my! You poor dear. You must be chilled to the bone.
Oh, my.
Oh, no, no! I gotta hide! I gotta hide! I gotta hide!
Oh, not really, Doctor.
Oh, please, Professor!
Oh, please! Please!
Oh, pull yourself together! You can stop that villain! Why...
Oh, there, there, there, my bairn. I'm all right.
Oh, this is wicked.
Oh, very well, if that is your decision.
Oh, yes. Yes, by all means.
Oh, you want to lighten the load.
Oh! Oh, my!
Oh! What the de... Ohh!
Oh! What... what... what...
Oh! Who's that?
Oh. He's a peg leg bat with a broken wing.
Oh. I say, how very generous.
Ohh, but I know just the thing.
Ohh, Daddy! You made this just for me?
Ohh, haven't you figured it out yet, Doctor?
Ohh, that poor girl.
Ohh. My dear, I don't think you understand.
Olivia!
Olivia's counting on us!
On a superb piece of craftsmanship.
On his smug face.
On the contrary!
On this most august occasion, we are gathered here...
Only that the words are written...
Ooh, bravo! Bravo!
Open up! Open up!
Open wide!
Out of my way! Out of my way!
Over here, honey. Your turn, toots.
Ow! My foot! My only foot!
Perfect? Perfectly foolish.
Perhaps a closer inspection will tell us something.
Perhaps I haven't made myself clear.
Picture this...
Please, I'm trying to concentrate.
Please! Quiet.
Poor Basil. Oh, he is in for a little surprise.
Professor Ratigan!
Professor Ratigan!
Psst. Over here. Come on. Over here.
Quickly, Dawson! We've not a moment to lose!
Quickly, dear. Stay in here and don't come out.
Quickly, Doctor!
Quickly! Back to Baker Street!
Quite an ingenious scheme, eh, Flaversham?
Quite simple, really. You've sewn your torn cuff together...
Quite unintentional... I assure you.
Ratigan, no one can have...
Ratigan, so help me, I'll see you behind bars yet!
Ratigan's proved he's more clever than I.
Ratigan's secret lair!
Ready by tomorrow evening, won't we?
Really, one would hardly recognize you.
Remember, Dawson, we're low life ruffians.
Remember, it must be ready tonight!
Right turn here, Doctor.
Right, Professor!
Rolling along its merry way until...
Say cheese.
See here, I simply have no time for lost fathers.
See how you like that!
See what you can do with the proper motivation?
She...
Shh! Grab onto my coat and follow along.
Shh. Don't speak.
Sic 'em!
Smile, everyone!
So delightfully wicked!
So I decided to use them all.
So, please, Doctor, be very careful.
Some of those delightful cheese crumpets of yours.
Someone has taken the liberty of removing...
Soon to be in the clutches of the most depraved mind...
Splendid job, Toby!
Stay close and do as I do.
Stay where you are, or the girl dies!
Stay, Toby. Stay.
Steady, hand...
Steady!
Steady...
Stop it!
Stop, you fiend!
Stop! Let me go!
Such as the elderly, the infirm...
Surely your mother knows where he is.
Surprise!
Take her away.
Tally ho!
Than to...
Thank you, Dawson.
Thank you, thank you...
Thank you, Your Majesty.
Thanks to that miserable, second rate detective...
That is, as long as we have no further delays.
That is, of course, with Your Highness's permission.
That the paper is of native Mongolian manufacture...
That villain may be plotting...
That'll hold you.
That's ridiculous! You're insane!
That's the spirit! Got his scent?
That's why I m must find Basil!
The clockwork mechanisms from these toys.
The game's not over yet!
The girl! The girl!
The Great Mouse Detective!
The greatest... detective...
The horror of my every waking moment!
The list... yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you see it was like this.
The most evil, the most diabolical scheme...
The Napoleon of crime!
The nefarious Professor Ratigan!
The Queen?
The Queen's in danger, and the Empire's doomed.
The question is, what would he want with a toymaker?
The scoundrel's quite gone.
The slightest detail may be important.
The thrill of the hunt, eh, Dawson?
Then you'll get my daddy back?
There he goes!
There you are, boys.
There, there, Mrs Judson, it's quite all right.
There, there, there. Now, now, now... I...
There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think.
There's no escape this time, Basil!
There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct...
There's no evil scheme you wouldn't concoct.
These dolls have been stripped of their uniforms.
These drinks have been... drugged!
They obviously belong to the same fiend...
This case is most intriguing...
This is my kingdom!
This list came from the riverfront area!
This list is precisely what we need!
This reaction could only have been triggered...
This time, nothing...
This whole thing, it's... it's monstrous.
This young lady is in need of assistance.
Though, frankly, I expected you fifteen minutes earlier.
To be thanked by the Queen herself...
To Buckingham Palace!
Toby has the most splendid sense of smell...
Toby, cease! Desist!
Toby, I want you to find... this fiend.
Toby!
Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch...
Traitors!
Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?
Trying to decide on the most appropriate method...
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, Felicia, my precious. My baby.
Two pints for me and my shipmate.
Uh, begging Your Majesty's pardon.
Uh, quite!
Um, I...
Uniforms? I got plenty of uniforms.
Until he leads us to the girl's father.
Upon my word...
Wait for me! I'm coming, too!
We all make mistakes...
We have to lighten the load.
We merely look for a seedy pub at the only spot...
We must release the triggering mechanism.
We still don't know where it came from.
We will have our little device...
We'll find this Basil chap together.
We'll get her back.
We'll set the trap off now!
We're about to be horribly splatted...
We're going to find my father.
We're looking for an old friend of mine.
We've done it, old fellow!
Well, I am rather curious.
Well, I know you can save us, but if you've given up...
Well, I was until that...
Well, I'll have a dry sherry with, oh, perhaps a twist of...
Well, it's time I was on my way, too.
Well, my dear, Toby is... Well, he's, uh...
Well, now, I don't know any Basil.
Well, the case is over...
Well, um, ahem. Not a bad little girl, actually.
Well, um, then perhaps...
What a sense of humour.
What did he mean, an engagement at Buckingham Palace?
What did you call me?
What do you make of it?
What in heaven's name is going on?
What in heaven's name?
What is it, Basil?
What was that?
What?
What? Basil on the case?
What? Certainly not. This is no business for children.
What? Oh!
What? What?
What's wrong?
What's your pleasure, mates?
Whatever.
Whatever. Your father is as good as found.
When I heard a "aroo aroo."
Where are you?
Where I could rest and find a bit of peace.
Where the sewer connects to the waterfront.
While Ratigan's at large.
Who abducted the girl's father... Ratigan's peg legged lackey!
Who are you?
Who is Toby?
Who knows what dastardly scheme...
Who was the target of my experiment!
Why don't we just set it off now and be done with it?
Why don't you fetch our guests some?
Why, yes.
Why, you gibbering little...
Why, you... Look...
With a broad pointed quill pen which has spattered... twice...
With a Lambert stitch, which, of course, only a surgeon uses.
With distillation of sodium chloride.
With its multiplicity of elements...
With the most fondness...
With whom I do all my cases. Isn't that right, Doctor?
Worse! For years I've tried to capture him...
Would leap at the chance for adventure.
Would you kindly sit down and shut up?!
Would you like a crumpet?
Yes, Father.
Yes, I can just see it.
Yes, preferably dry...
Yes, she's gone, Dawson!
Yes, yes. Good, good.
Yes, you know his type.
Yes! Yes! I'll finish it!
Yes. I would spend many a sleepless night...
Yes. That's good.
Yes...
You all know the plan.
You are most definitely not accompanying us...
You be good now.
You can do what you want with me.
You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was...
You fiend!
You fool! Isn't it clear to you the superior mind has triumphed?
You have been hanging upside down too long.
You insidious fiend.
You know what happens when someone upsets me.
You know what to do, and no mistakes!
You know what will happen if you... fail.
You know, Daddy, this is my very best birthday.
You look as if you're in some trouble.
You mean you're not mad?
You should have chosen your friends more carefully.
You ugly old thing!
You, Professor, are none other than a foul stenchus rodentus...
You... you wouldn't!
You're a cheap fraud... an imposter!
You're hurting my wings!
You're not coming through.
You're the most wonderful father in the... in the whole world!
You're... despicable.
You've presented me with a singular opportunity.
Young lady, this is a most inopportune time.
Young lady...
Your charming daughter.
"tools, gears..." What?
Basil, please! Beaten, duped, made a fool of!
Did you say "bat"? Yes.
Don't say it! Sewer rat!
Everything's ready, Fidget? All set, boss.
Father! Olivia!
Flaversham! Whatever.
Goodbye, Dr Dawson. Goodbye, my dear.
He's just the chap for this. You... you want me to come?
Hooray! Good fellow! Oh, jolly good!
I am supreme! Only you.
Move along, honey. You fiends!
Ridiculed, belittled... That's enough!
That's right. Right, a mouse. Yeah! A big mouse!
The list... but I know I... Where's the list?
Toby... sit. Sit, Toby.
Toby's? Oh, you must meet him.
What is it? What is it? Now, now, close your eyes.
What? You're not my royal consort...
Whatever. Yes, but you don't understand.
...Of truly noble stature.
'Course you're not. You're a mouse.
"as her sixty year reign...
"comes to an end"?
"Famous Detective Solves Baffling Disappearance."
"Get the following...
"Get the following." Tools, check. I got the tools.
"Set it off now."
"this gift we send...
"To our beloved Queen...
# All of my chums #
# An even grimmer plot has been simmering #
# And go, so soon, goodbye #
# And isn't this a crime? #
# And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job #
# As you see... #
# Boys, what you're hoping for will come true #
# But now that I'm at it again #
# Dearest friends, dear gentlemen #
# Even louder, let's shout it #
# Even meaner? You mean it? #
# From the brain that brought you #
# Get cozy #
# Get ready #
# Goodbye so soon #
# Hey, fellas #
# Hey, fellas #
# Hey, fellas #
# I got the gears, I got the tools #
# I got the girl #
# I'll take off all my blues #
# I'll try to smile as I say goodbye #
# In my great criminal brain #
# It's through, so although it hurts #
# Just for you #
# Let me be good to you #
# Let me be good to you #
# Let me be good to you #
# Let me be good to you #
# Let me lift the mood #
# Life down here's been hard for you #
# Life has made you strong #
# My earlier crimes were fine for their times #
# No one can doubt what we know you can do #
# Now as you see, this game is through #
# Now comes the real tour de force #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan #
# Oh, Ratigan, oh, Ratigan #
# So dream on and drink your beer #
# So dream on and drink your beer #
# So dream on and drink your beer #
# So soon #
# So, although it hurts... #
# That cunning display that made Londoners sob #
# The best of you sailors and bums #
# The Big Ben caper #
# The rest fall behind #
# The time is right #
# The world's greatest criminal mind #
# The world's greatest criminal mind #
# The world's greatest... #
# There's nothin' I won't do #
# To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat #
# To Ratigan, to Ratigan #
# To Ratigan, to Ratigan #
# To Ratigan, to Ratigan #
# To Ratigan, to Ratigan #
# Tonight's the night #
# Tricky and wicked, of course #
# We know by now that time knows how to fly #
# We know by now... #
# We were like each other's shadows for a while #
# With my attitude #
# With time so short, I'll say so long #
# Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? #
# You followed me, I followed you #
# You rough guys #
# You tough guys #
# You won't be misunderstood #
# You're feeling all alone #
# You're more evil than even you #
# You're one of a kind #
# You're the best of the worst around #
# You're the tops, and that's that #
# You're tops, and that's that #
# Your baby's gonna come through #
# Your baby's here #

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