Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Edit

A cameraman will follow you to document your mission.

A Jew would be like this.

A little bit about China.

A little bit bigger than yours.

A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power

A man from Washington, D.C.,

Above the ears is fine.

After me.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Mm hmm.

Alexa, order three flashlights.

All around the world.

All I had left was my livestocks:

All Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day,

All people,

All right, we got some great music coming up.

All right, you guys, your total is, uh,

All right.

All the answers are in here...

Also three...

Also, get me a chocolate cake.

Although I believe he probably eat himself.

America had become calculator crazy.

America's Minister of Technology.

America's most famous ladies man

And a daughter.

And also very dignified statesman of the highest order.

And although my buddies were highly knowledgeables,

And any man should like you as you are.

And banned from ever make reportings again.

And Borat Margaret Sagdiyev.

And deliver her to Giuliani.

And electronics with a focus on VCR repair.

And for dessert, um...

And God doesn't make accidents.

And he's got a vaccine!

And her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III,

And her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III.

And her head falls off.

And I don't need to be given as a gift to a man

And I found out that I wasn't sucked in

And I hate you.

And I hear the noise. "Ding."

And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity

And I want to take it out of me.

And I wasn't eaten.

And I will never see you again.

And I'm sure you've figured out what happen next.

And if we do not get to this,

And if you do not do that, they will kill him.

And it will hurt my asshole.

And it'll give you answers.

And it's my honor to introduce to you

And Kenneth West.

And Laura Schofield.

And made America great again.

And maybe smiley face underneath.

And my name is Dr. Jeanie.

And next thing I know, there is a baby inside her.

And number one porno star.

And our plan worked brilliantly.

And probably a better one than you,

And she is, uh, about to gift herself to a new owner.

And sit in your house like good little subjects.

And so that way, you can get money from them.

And steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.

And the surgery will start at 6:00 p.m.

And the the coronavirus just happened to come along and...

And then you get sick.

And then you will feel something like an explosion,

And then you will finish.

And they deliberately spread it

And they deliberately spread it all around the world.

And they're gonna give them turnips,

And they're gonna pull him apart by his legs.

And they're gonna tie them to his...

And touch our vagines.

And transform it into accommodation

And we're dating someone who's older.

And we're so glad you're here. Thank you.

And what it mean, "breast"?

And what, uh, flavor this one? Can I...?

And while the risk to the American public

And yes, you got it, she'd eaten the monkey.

And you have two other doctor do this.

And you know what?

And, uh, I am looking for, um, a suitable cage for her.

And...

Another woman.

Apology accepted. No problem.

Are we gonna inject them with the Wuhan flu

Are you Country Steve?

Are you Jew?

Are you ok?

Are you serious?

Arrested.

As a gift to Michael Pence.

As a woman, you have to be

As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive.

As an expert of national security,

As much as he love his sons?

As music blares in the background.

As number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan.

As of today,

Barack Obama.

Beat you!

Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage.

Because I'm beautiful as I am,

Because of the Nadia Akatov story?

Because potatoes aren't sterile.

Because they they unfortunately, they have the same rights we do.

Before I make commencings my mission,

Before she will meet with this man.

Before the ball,

Best of all, I am reinstate

Biggest anti lockdown protest.

Bilak, Biram and Hueylewis.

Bolsonaro

BORAT and TUTAR: Oh!

Borat Margaret Sagdiyev!

Borat!

Breathing life that God has created.

Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet.

Brian help me use calculator

Bride exports declared misogynist,

Bring me to presidential palace.

Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please.

Bump, bump, in.

But 14 year later, men from government

But because I am super excited and nervous...

But for some reason,

But how I end up like this?

But how would I slip in

But I also don't want you to die.

But I discovered that my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay,

But I failed my mission.

But I must defend my daughter's vagine from America's mayor.

But I saw it with my own eyes.

But I still had not found Tutar.

But I wish you would just think about

But I'm strong.

But if I have enormous titties,

But it's not what you want.

But it's so good!

But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world.

But my tatti told me that.

But please don't eat me alive.

But similar to cage of the wife before her...

But tell him that I will do it.

But that's not the real world.

But the Jesus people said we have to keep it.

But then a miracle occurred.

But then something amazings happened while I was looking

But there is only, uh, two hours left

But to be sure, let's have a practice run tonight.

But today, something with this...

But who does Pence trust?

But you cannot take a potato

But you do mostly animals, though, right?

But you got a big brain up there, so use it.

By showing her the right kinds of things to do.

C H I L L I...

Can a woman ask questions?

Can give me as a present for this American man.

Can I give you a hug?

Can I have my ball and chain, please?

Can I have my...

Can I make borrowings this, for one moment?

Can I read you a story?

Can I see your pictures of her, please?

Can she still go to a ball?

Can we go out of lockdown and find her?

Can we have reduction?

Can we take it out now, please?

Can you answer him, "Chillin'"?

Can you come with me to the hairdresser?

Can you help me repack her, please?

Can you put, um...

Can you say something?

Can you write, uh,

Can you write, uh, "My daughter is here.

Chenquieh.

Cinderella...

Click, you give her a treat.

Come here.

Come in.

Come inside! Come inside!

Come on in.

Come on.

Come out now. One, two... No, you don't.

Come see.

Come sit with me.

Come with me. Let's run away from our daddies.

Could a daddy ever love a daughter

Could a woman ever be a journalist?

Could I be a gift to this friend of Trump instead?

Could I stay your home?

Country Steve.

Daddy, a woman can own a business?

Daddy, hold my hand

Daddy, I love you.

Daddy, you need to hold my arm,

Daddy?

Did you have a good time?

Did you hear that, Brian?

Did you take the test?

Didn't n nothing ate me up.

Disguised as a typical Jew.

Do I have a long nose?

Do I look like a Jew?

Do something different with your hair...

Do you drive a car?

Do you know, um...

Do you mean it, Daddy?

Do you touch your vagine?

Do you understand that?

Does she have a long nose?

Don't bother coming back this time!

Don't cry.

Don't cry. Don't cry.

Don't do it.

Don't leave me here.

Don't mansplain to me.

Don't punch me.

Don't stop. Keep moving.

Don't worry, I won't get jealous!

Don't you love her?

Don't.

Donald Trump is a man with a big heart who loves people...

Driving a car!?

Eat a bat.

Epstein.

Even his own, even his own advisors...

Even though the hoax virus lockdown

Everybody's going to be saved!

Everyone apart from me.

Everyone you know!

Excuse me. Can I talk to you?

Fantastic!

Feminists.

Fifteen?!??

Fifteen.

Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter

Finally, I would get my life back.

Find your baby and tell her she don't have to do that.

Five hundred dollars.

Flush the baby away!

For Kazakhstan TV,

For now I am, but maybe the venom take longer.

For our traditional father/daughter dance.

For what you're doing right here, right now.

Forward this to my best boyfriends, Jim and Jerry.

Four more years!

Four more years!

Four more years!

Four more years! Four more years!

From face to hair to clothes to personality

From shithole country Slovenia

From the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side!

Get inside.

Get lost! May all your shits have antlers!

Get out or I'm calling the police!

Get out!

Get someone who just had a heart attack.

Girl, look at yourself.

Girls you normally put in a cage this size?

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Go to hell, Sagdiyev!

Go.

God bless each and every single one of you.

God is the one who creates life.

Good. Uh, Cliff. Cliff Safari.

Graciously.

Great success! I had the money.

Had taken everything from me:

Hammer, now. Now, now. Hammer.

He acted before anybod... In fact,

He also became buddies

He ate himself.

He can do whatever he wants, right?

He didn't eat himself.

He explain that, while I was in gulag,

He needs you to go back to be with

He probably forgot to bring a leash.

He sent you a bunch of angry faces.

He sent you a picture this time.

He sent you back, he said "S U P"

He was a genius!

He's doing it.

He's not wearing a mask.

Hell yeah!

Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me.

Hello? What's going on here? Look at this guy.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet.

Hello. My name is Grace Sagdiyev from Patriot's Report.

Hello. This is Brian.

Help me!

Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar.

Her to be attract to... top level guy.

Here comes Karen!

Here comes the American!

Here comes the chief medical expert!

Here you go.

Here...

Hey, that's all I want. That's all I want.

Hi, I'm Macy.

Hi. How are you today?

Hide back here.

High five!

Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children?

Him?

Him?

His name, Brian.

His name?

His twin brother live inside my phone.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on. One step at a time, Judith.

Hold up.

House arrest.

How dark is she wanting to go?

How did you escape? Out of your asshole?

How long must we be stuck in here?

How many gypsies could I finish with one canister?

How many lives President Trump saved?

How many other girls are gonna live in here with me?

How many, uh,

How much you think my daughter is worth?

How much?

How old are you?

How will they protect you? They titties.

How would I do

Howdy, folks. Welcome.

However many you had in the van.

Huh?

Hurry, come with me!

I a total failures.

I believe it comes out of that laboratory.

I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering

I can do anything a man can do.

I can open a beer with my small hole.

I can... I would love to marry you.

I can't... I... Look,

I change it to...

I decide to make inspection of nearest village.

I decide to take my own life.

I do not have, uh, nowhere else to go.

I do not see anybody on the street.

I do not want the authorities to see.

I don't have to learn how to swim.

I don't see very many masks out there.

I don't think anybody was eating bats.

I don't think he's breathing.

I don't think I will ever...

I don't think so.

I excite.

I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her.

I forbid it.

I forbid this union.

I found a new book which only tells the truth.

I get to choose.

I go to America!

I go to America!

I go to the toilet, and I put my index finger...

I going to head up to the stage to see where she is.

I got to get a pen that fucking works here.

I had accidentally made shit in front his house.

I had it 15 times.

I had restored greatness to Kazakhstan.

I had to find my daughter immediate

I have a mission for you.

I have a non male son?

I have a pain in my, uh, titties.

I have a, um, idea of a hair.

I have decide...

I have some ideas.

I have... I am very depress.

I just recorded you talking.

I knew the disguise I had to use.

I know just the place!

I know you're ready to demonstrate how much

I know, but go slower, slower!

I learn so many facts there.

I leave my daughter with babysitter.

I mean, I understand what you're saying,

I mean, it does look like you.

I must go.

I need dress with real sexy peels.

I need to, uh, make a contact with, uh,

I needed to get Tutar to Pence,

I needed to give this wretched news to my premier,

I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus.

I only have 24 hours to get you $72?

I prepare my daughter for market.

I really feel like Melania right now.

I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A.

I remove his pubis. I was given honor.

I returned to my village in order to give kiss

I search in nearby village.

I swallowed the baby.

I swallowed the baby.

I take my daughter to man who can help.

I think he's figuring it out.

I think it's dangerous.

I think that would be most men.

I think we cancel interview.

I think we could get rid of this one for $30.

I think you did this because

I think, with the Democrats,

I understand everything!

I understand. I... I don't need to hear any...

I want a man who wants to make a sex attack on me.

I want to have a cake too.

I want to hear your story, my dear.

I want to make sure that, uh,

I want very much

I want you to be happy.

I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.

I want you to speak now.

I want you to think about it.

I wanted to give my daughter a treat...

I was blamed for Kazakhstan's failure

I was excite.

I was in prison many years,

I was in the Holocaust.

I was in the Holocaust. You see me?

I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump,

I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure,

I was placed on cargo boat and arrived 22 days later.

I was publicly humiliate.

I was scared that I would never find Tutar.

I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag.

I was sexting my sister."

I was taken in by two of America's greatest scientists.

I went to the nearest synagogue

I will be reporting live from the state's

I will be the next Queen Melania?

I will get the surgery so my daddy

I will go home and you will have new owner.

I will go home.

I will have the biggest titties in the whole world.

I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov.

I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania!

I will not kill you.

I will not talk with him.

I will regret this.

I will show you.

I will think about it.

I will try my best,

I would like purchase a cake.

I would like to see her hair, yes.

I would love to interview your boss Rudy Giuliani.

I would meet with fancy lady who would help me

I would need disguises.

I would say right here.

I would think so.

I wouldn't go any darker than a six or a seven.

I wrote a song for you last night

I wrote this song with my two best buddies.

I, uh, want my daughter ball and chain, please.

I'd love for you to speak now.

I'd say he's saved a million lives.

I'll be goddamned if it isn't her.

I'll pay you a dollar for an autograph.

I'm back, everybody! I'm back!

I'm better than him.

I'm gonna get great ratings on your show.

I'm good.

I'm good. Oh, here, a little bit does some good?

I'm hungry.

I'm keeping it.

I'm Melinda.

I'm not showing you anything. But I'm a woman.

I'm not. I'm off to US&A.

I'm so ashamed of you,

I'm so happy that you're back.

I'm so sorry for that.

I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late.

I'm taking you to meet one of America's leading feminists.

I'm Tutar.

I've always been behind of the camera,

I've got great news!

If I am disguise, what is the one thing

If I had a gypsy in a van and I opened the gas,

If I were you, I would stick to marrying your cousins.

If that is a lie, what other lies my daddy tell me?

If you eat a bat with me.

If you release me, I'll give you my Klan robes.

If your father was not here.

Impossible.

In having children produced within wedlock.

In in the United States.

In jail too.

In their battle against science.

Influencing elections around the world.

Instruction booklet made by

Introduce my daughter to high societies.

Is it nicer than Melania's cage?

Is no longer the Jew.

Is she asking too many questions?

Is that maybe we put some breast implants.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

It can be that bad, yes.

It can't do that.

It cannot suck your arms to a ball.

It disgusting. It smell retched.

It does look like it.

It have a lot of cream.

It have a pictures of a woman with no clothes?

It is a living,

It is illegal to give you treat.

It is, in fact, the Yankee.

It not me. Yeah, it somebody else.

It really doesn't matter how we got to this moment.

It should make your heart hurt.

It started?

It used to belong to my father, but I think you should keep it.

It wa... it really happened.

It was time for me to return to Yankeeland

It was time for the surgeon to insert Tutar's potatoes.

It was time to return to Kazakhstan as a hero.

It will be tip top.

It... Whoa. My God.

It'll be more than tip top.

It's a huge problem in our society.

It's a woman driving the car!

It's called "The Chinese Virus Song."

It's called a phone.

It's called Facebook.

It's gone worldwide. It's all around the world.

It's in the air. It's everywhere.

It's my moon blood.

It's not a flavor... Awesome.

It's okay. People make mistakes.

It's over there.

It's so nice, so warm.

It's the best present I've ever had!

It's time...

It's titty time.

Jangshemash! Kazakhstan now feminist nation.

Jangshemash.

Jangshemash.

Jeffrey

Jew nose more out,

Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up.

Johnny the Monkey,

Johnny the Monkey.

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny's in the crate.

Join me again on Saturday.

Just disguise yourself as an American.

Just happened to me.

Just like the previous owners, look...

Just like, uh, Melania.

Just think.

Karen is not happy.

Kazakhstan now center of COVID safe fashion.

Kazakhstan's Minister of Culture

Keep it where it's, you know...

Kim Jong un,

Kind of weak.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your next act,

Leave.

Let hear it.

Let me check the sound.

Let me give you a kiss.

Let me just listen in for a minute.

Let me see your I.D.!!

Let's go and put our hands together

Let's hear it for "feed them to the bears."

Let's hear it for "gas them up like the Germans."

Let's make I love instead of war.

Let's say I wanted to, uh, um, finish lives of 20 gypsy.

Like a little r refinement of the nose.

Like our nation's proudest moment,

Like US&A and Saudi Arabia.

Listen carefully, asshole.

Listen, don't don't be afraid of me.

Listen, uh, it really...

Listen, you want to hear my story,

Look at Doris.

Look at me! I'm flying!

Look at the manual.

Look there. It's a woman driving a car.

Look, Daddy!

Look. Look.

Looking for QAnon stories with my buddies.

Luckily, I discover his preference for womens

Luckily, I get hired for job.

Made of chocolate for my glorious leader, please.

Many brokers leapt from our tallest skysc****rs.

May I?

May the patriarchy go to hells.

Maybe because you're giving away your baby.

Maybe I look for food that I like to eat.

Maybe the bigger one.

Maybe, yes.

Michael Pen is! I brought a girl for you!

Michael R. Pence.

Might break if you try to teach her,

Mike, help me!

Mike, you're fired!

Miss Drummond is attending Grand Canyon University

Miss Mamie Henderson, daughter of Mr. Bill Henderson

Mm hmm?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm, I can't, I can't say nothing about that,

Mm.

Mm.

Moon time you're talking about.

More.

Mr. Mayor, c can you say something?

Much had changed since I was last in US&A.

My culture was right!

My daddy's the smartest person in the whole flat world.

My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate,

My daughter have her moon blood arrive.

My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to get her

My life is nice. Not.

My Mikhael the Mouse pajamas and my sons,

My mission had fail, and I had learned that the Holocaust

My name a Borat.

My name John Chevrolet.

My name's Michelle, and I own this store.

My premier, Nazarbayev.

My secretive mission if I was famous?

My visit to US&A make me realize

My whole world fall to pieces.

Never been in front of the camera.

Nice meet you.

Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

No more strong. We can't be strong anymore.

No teeth.

No, any father who did that would be sentenced to death.

No, but I hope so soon.

No, but this is not like me.

No, Daddy. Please, please?

No, he's in jail.

No, I better!

No, I better. My back pussy very tight.

No, it is living right now. It has a heart...

No, it's dangerous.

No, ma'am. Not at all.

No, no, it's not a true story.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, please. If I need you, I will call you.

No, no, take my anoos. Do not have her.

No, please, my front anoos.

No, she's doing great.

No, sir, I cannot be your new Black wife.

No, this is probably what you're looking for.

No, we cannot.

No, what if they recognize me?

No, when a woman owns a business her brain breaks

No, you are not going up there.

No, you are not *******.

No, you don't, 'cause you would've said yes.

No!

No!

No?

No.

No.

No.

No. And the rest of the book is also a lie.

No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake.

No. No, my dear.

No... of course not.

Not allowed.

Not me.

Not possible.

Not quite,

Not the female. The male baby come out...

Not... That's not good.

Nothing.

Now go! Go.

Now let us present the debutantes.

Now that you know that I am her father,

Now we are part of the global community,

Now we can wow them...

Now, get him ready!

Now, where do girls sleep?

Of course not.

Of course.

Official publication of Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife.

Oh no, she's killed Fauci!

Oh no! He's got the fever!

Oh, and by the way, I ate the monkey.

Oh, come on. You will be okay.

Oh, my God. Really.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, one last thing.

Oh, that's great.

Oh!

Ok...

Okay, Daddy!

Okay, flush it down.

Okay, I don't think you need to do that.

Okay, journalists.

Okay, just stop right there.

Okay, let's do "gas them up."

Okay, let's hear it.

Okay, okay.

Okay, slow down!

Okay, so we're gonna do a spray tan today.

Okay, so we're not gonna do what you just did ever on a date.

Okay, so you're getting plastic surgery at 15.

Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me.

Okay, we need to try this on.

Okay, well, can you step back?

Okay, you did do it.

Okay, you have to change your appearance.

Okay? B A A D E.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A cage?

Okay. It's it's... They're fun.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay... just this once.

On who she marries?

Once upon a time,

One anti semitic chocolate cake,

One day, she was invited to a grand ball.

One more thing that she left.

One of them already...

One, two,

Onions.