Borat (2006) Edit

A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something

A beautiful house, this.

A car with a lot of miles for 700 with no warranty.

A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car

A woman called C.J. on the television.

Absolutely not, and neither can you.

Absolutely, Jesus loves you.

After interview, I encounters traditional American street festival.

Against cruelty to animals?

All I could think about was this lovely woman in her red water panties.

All right, let's go this way.

All the paintings in the house, I did.

All you gotta do is step out of that aisle now

Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too.

America is known for its sense of humor.

America!

An hour. Then you have dinner date with high society.

And a jar of Gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

And all of them son of a bucks hanging from the gallows,

And also my passport.

And assholes Uzbekistan.

And believed on in the world.

And Boltak, the rapist.

And Boltak, the rapist.

And do you think, you know, when they...

And get killed on the way?

And he also decide to take all money

And he leave me

And he take Oxana, my bear.

And hello!

And her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.

And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,

And I have decide to

And I will marry Pamela there...

And it wouldn't take very much time for him to really become Americanized.

And it's time that, you know,

And kick the butts over there

And make your way down to this altar.

And on weekends, I travel to capital city

And snap off your cock.

And the asshole of a 7 year old.

And the shit times.

And then we all laugh.

And this is a little decorative duck.

And this is where I lives. My bed.

And this my beautiful wife.

And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.

And this play cassettes.

And this say that it is today's date, our wedding,

And ticket to Kazakhstan.

And together we will take her!

And tomorrow she's doing a signing.

And watch ladies while they make toilet.

And we gonna always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.

And what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true

And you wipe your bottom and you put the paper... Look.

And you'll be accepted.

And, if it is a big table, a very long table,

Are we going the right way?

Are woman... Are women your slaves in Russia?

As far as when people looking at you.

At the start, she was cook good,

Azamat have leave.

Azamat, great success! I've got the tears.

Azamat, let's prepare the wedding sack.

Azamat?

Azamat.

Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!

Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with.

Because I love this woman.

Because I want to learn from U.S. and A,

Because I'm *******, so I have lots of pictures of ****.

Before we start, can you tell me, because I want make urines,

Big shame. Big shame.

BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman

BOBBY ROWE General Manager, Imperial Rodeo

Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.

Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about.

Borat, shut up.

Brown.

But after three years, when she was 15,

But at least he is

But don't show your Huggies though, man.

But he would not sell me gun since I not American.

But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?

But it's certainly not black, right?

But no passport.

But one time, he break cage and he get this.

But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation.

But then it look like I am holding a Gypsy while he eat my chram.

But this I watch for three hours, do not change.

But we need to leave New York to find the real America:

But why California? What's there?

But you look like one of them.

But, at the end, we say, "Not," which means it's not true.

By that time, you will have proven yourself

California had better be as good as you say, or we're finished.

California, I coming!

Calm down. Let me explain.

Calm down. We'll keep heading to California.

Calm down. We'll keep heading to California.

Can I bring a guest to dinner?

Can I have a microphone so people can hear me?

Can I hear a game you play?

Can I say first, we support your war of terror.

Can we follow her?

Can you teach me speak like you?

CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman

Check that out on the radar this morning and...

Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty.

Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus.

Come here.

Come in here, please. Ignore.

Come my house.

Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy.

Come on, get her!

Come on!

Continue making documentary.

Definitely.

Disco dance,

Do Jesus like my sons?

Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay?

Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?

Do not fear me, Gypsy, all I want from you is your tears.

Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.

Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation?

Do you have a joke about her?

Do you have a telephone in this village?

Do you think a woman should be educate?

Do you want to pay for the entire stay now?

Doltan improve too.

Doltan, I'll get you a new arm in America.

Don't look at me like that. I will eat your shit.

Don't pull them down like...

Don't spend more than $3. We're low on money.

Don't worry, I am a TV professional.

Don't worry, I nervous too!

Don't worry. My friend, he can make glue and...

Dr. Yamak would never believe this.

Eat my asshole!

Economic, social and Jew.

Enough!

Even though my anus was broken

Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings with group of young scholars

Eventually, I persuade Azamat that we would travel to California

Everybody almost see your underpants.

Everybody say U.S.A. television much better

Except for in brothel or in grave.

Excuse me, is it possible to go and do a, you know...

Excuse me... Excuse me for just a moment, please.

Finally, I had arrived.

First stops on our journey was Washington, D.C.,

First, a lady will teach you southern manners.

For the first time in my lifes,

FRATERNITY BROTHERS Univ. of S. Carolina

From the terrorists or anything else, the Muslims, they look like you,

GAY PRIDE PARADE

Gently.

Get a move on, we have 100 miles to go.

Get away! What are you doing?

Get off!

Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out.

Get up! Get up!

Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?

Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?

Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry.

Go ahead.

Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches!

Go over here with Adrian. She's calling you to go over here.

Go.

Go.

Good night, Borat.

Great success.

Great success.

Great success.

Great! Nice.

Great.

Great. Thank you. Lovely place.

Greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.

GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel

Happy times.

Happy times. We were safe and well on our way to Pamela.

Have you offered them pubic hair?

Having learned many lessons from U.S. and A,

He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh.

He fat.

He grow three centimeter. He now 17 centimeter long.

He insists we not fly in case the **** repeated their attack of 9/11.

He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.

He is not what you would refer to as retard.

He is pain in my assholes.

He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States.

He loves your brother, Bilo.

He means a car that women will like.

He only get iPod Mini.

He spent the last few days here.

He still asshole.

He take my money and my bear and he leave me alone.

He very strong.

Hello and nice meet you.

Hello to you as well.

Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.

Hello, it's so nice to meet you. Welcome to America.

Hello, nice meet you.

Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.

Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.! I'm very excite!

Hello.

Hello. Hello, nice meet you.

Hello. Thank you.

Her vagina work well and she strong on plow.

Here comes the Jew.

Here in America we try not to make fun of

Here it comes.

Here's today's date.

Hey, Doltan. High five!

Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!

Hey, stop that goddamn van!

Hey, what your name?

Hey! Fuck off, Death!

Hi! My name Borat.

Hi. Hi, everyone.

High five!

High five!

High five! Great!

Holy...

Home of mighty U.S. warlord, Premier Bush.

How are the women?

How can I be like you?

How dare you make hand party over Pamela.

How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill him?

How is my back pussy?

How long have I got?

How will I get home?

Howdy, partners!

Huh. Jeez.

Hurry, hurry.

I am alone in this country.

I am from Kazakhstan.

I am in a nest of ****.

I am looking for something between $600 to $650.

I am new in town.

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars

I could be. It depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.

I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

I didn't evolve out of a monkey.

I didn't see the truck.

I do not know why she is trying to do this.

I don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do.

I don't care. You use two hands when you drive, okay?

I don't know what you're saying, man, but that's cool!

I don't know...

I don't think that Americans would find that funny.

I don't think you're gonna be able to glue it. You're gonna have to pay for it.

I don't want to see you go hungry.

I don't want you hitting anybody.

I don't want your damn hair.

I felt so bad that I prepare this for you.

I find more.

I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev

I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.

I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass.

I get iPod.

I get it. Please, relax.

I go to America!

I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.

I got him, I got him, I got him!

I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it.

I had come to America to learn lessons for Kazakhstan

I had come to make Pamela Andersons my wife.

I had learned that if you chase a dream,

I had no car, no money and no Azamat.

I had not come to Hollywood to fight a man dressed as Hitler.

I had sexy time with my mother in law.

I have a chair. I have a chair.

I have arranged all our filming for New York.

I have no friends.

I have the urge to bury something else.

I invite them back my hotel room.

I knew that rest of our journey would be great success.

I knew you'd make it here, Borat.

I know.

I like very much buy this Hummers.

I like you peoples. Can you teach me how to dress?

I like you, do you like me?

I like you. I like sex.

I love Pamela Anderson.

I love you.

I love you.

I made sexy time with my mother in law.

I make this for you, this...

I mean, this is a lamp that, you know, you would use in your home.

I might be able to sell you a wholesale car.

I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

I need animal for protection.

I need somebody to pray with me right now. Come on, sir!

I need the direction to California, please.

I never rode a bull before.

I not so hungry. He can eat this.

I now will sing our Kazakh national anthem

I only want 17 cents, please.

I see a lot of people and I think, "There's a dadgummed Muslim.

I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev,

I sorry, my friend.

I sorry.

I think it will be better

I think that the cultural differences are vast...

I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We travel across the country.

I understand.

I want say I very sorry how they treat you in this house.

I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below.

I want you to help me, save me, please.

I was humiliated.

I was sad.

I was thinking maybe I'd just take the night off.

I was very excite to start my reportings.

I will give you. Is worth more than all of this.

I will go to Malibu with me and my friend, Mr. Jesus

I will now teach America how to have a wedding Kazakhi style.

I will take her virgin for the first time.

I will take her virgin. I will uncork her.

I will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov.

I would like very much

I would recommend either a 9 millimeter or a .45.

I would very much like to pay you for sex.

I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, I'll do it.

I'll get him! Careful, he bite.

I'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana.

I'm going to stop and ask.

I'm not a Gypsy.

I'm not sure I would show these photos of him without clothes on.

I'm recently retired.

I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm the weather guy.

I'm very excite to be here.

I'm very spontaneous too.

I've already called them.

If I ever in town again, Luenell,

If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

If somebody rolls on the windshield, crack your windshield.

If you cheat on me, I will come over there

If you have been invited to a home or to a party...

If you tell me one minute before we start...

In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place

In matters economic, social...

In my country they take them to jail and finish them.

In my country, they would go crazy for these two.

In the U.S. and A., many womens meet in groups called Feminists.

In the...

Is it polite to greet people when I make entry?

Is she? Is she?

Is there anybody who can help me?

Is this a cat in a hat?

Is this understood? I will look on them.

It arrive.

It is 3:00 in the morning.

It is a custom have cheese at the start.

It is good to be here.

It is me, Borat.

It like I movie star, Dirty Harold.

It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan

It means she love me.

It so annoying!

It sounds like you met somebody who is from

It was a mistake.

It was time to get back to work.

It would be better country if...

It would not be nice to her for me to...

It's a big one this year.

It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.

It's cruel. We Christians now.

It's everything I could find on Pamela.

It's her. I'm sorry.

It's nice.

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

It's the theory that women should be equal to men

It's very good you allow retard

Jesus can heal your pain in your heart.

Jesus loves your sons.

JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City

JIM SELL GM Salesman

JIM SMITH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court

Just give me another 20.

KATHIE B. MARTIN Etiquette Coach

KAZAKHSTAN

KAZAKHSTAN

KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN

KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN

KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN KAZAKHSTAN

Kazakhstan needs to learn about American fine dining.

KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN

KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan

KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN

KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN KAZAKHSTAN

King in the castle. King in the castle.

Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.

Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia,

Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here,

Last Friday she appeared for a group who are against cruelty to animals.

Last night I see in my hotel room

Learn what you can from this women's group.

Leave now or we're gonna call the cops and we'll have you taken out.

Let me ask you this.

Let me get the door for you. Come on in.

Let me tell you game we play.

Let me tell you something, with this vehicle, probably doing 35,

Let that tongue go.

Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse.

Let's get drunk!

Let's go back to New York, at least there's no **** there.

Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now

Let's go.

Let's have a little old time church right now.

Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.

Look who has an embassy here!

Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.

Look, I can explain.

Look, the **** have shifted their shapes.

Look, there is a woman in a car.

Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.

Make it out to someone?

Make it without Azamat.

Man enough to leave me

Man, you better...

May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist.

May we show our support to our boys in Iraq.

May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years

May your George Bush drink the blood

Maybe in the other restroom down here.

Me and my homey, Azamat, just parked our slab outside.

Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families.

Meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest

MICHAEL PSENICSKA Perry Hall Driving School

More. Give them more.

MORTGAGE BROKERS ANNUAL BANQUET

Mr. Sagdiyev?

MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer

My beautiful.

My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation.

My hobbies, Ping Pong,

My name Borat Sagdiyev.

My name Borat.

My name Borat.

My name is Mike. I'm gonna be your driving instructor.

My name is mind your own fucking business.

My name... Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.

My only friend, Azamat,

My ticket.

My wife, she make this cheese.

Named best newscast in the state by the Associated Press.

Next morning, I interview politician who is a genuine chocolate face.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice.

Nice. Nice.

No makeup.

No, I don't want any damn hair.

No, it's a tortoise in a shell.

No, no, no, these are my antipants.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Nobody touches you, except you.

No, no.

No, not film me! Film him.

No, thanks. I'm sorry.

No, that would not be funny in America, okay?

No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle.

No, we better not lose them.

No, we can call it 117.

No, why make a joke on a mother in law?

No, you don't say "pause."

No. Agreement not necessary.

Nobody like me.

Nobody love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.

Nope. That's my wife.

Not even a single lizard will survive in their desert.

Not now, please.

Not only this.

Not to bath. To make dirt from anus.

Not too far away from Attala County, there's some showers there.

Not!

Now I show you outside from my houses.

Now time to make purchase of motorcars.

Now, building our station around you.

Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about...

Now, real quickly, why are you here in the United States?

Now, wait a second. Wait a second.

Now, what in here? What is this?

Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?

Now...

Of course, I'll be happy to.

Of course.

Of every single man, woman and child of Iraq.

Oh, hello. Nice meet you.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, okay...

Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait.

Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.

OK, OK. How much shall I give them?

Okay, can we finish now?

Okay, I have a digital watch from the future.

Okay, I'll find another way for us to get there.

Okay, no problem.

Okay, no problem. Sorry.

Okay, okay, relax.

Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say

Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, this way, you know, look me up.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, let me...

Okay. Okay.

Okay...

Okay...

Okay...

On tropical storm Emily when we return.

One night is $117.13.

One of them has taken the form of a little old woman.

Only this bag, with a hen

Or be funny with things that people don't choose.

Or else my wife would snap off my cock.

Over here, our town kindergarten.

PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA

Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore!

Pamela, I will give you your own plow.

Pamela, wait.

Pamela, will you marry me?

Pamela! I know of Pamela.

PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach

Pearl Harbor is there... And so is Texas.

Physical or mental?

Please do.

Please give them to me or I will take them.

Please sit, please sit, please sit.

Please stand.

Please.

Praise you, Jesus.

Pull over and let's see if we can stay here.

Pull them down?

Push these two arrows to change the channel.

Relax, Azamat! I will get us protection.

Remember to talk of singing national anthem at rodeo.

Right, this is my antique shop.

Rodeos, cowboys... It will be better for our documentary.

Run to freedom.

Run to freedom.

Shave that dadgummed mustache off so you're not so conspicuous.

She from a town called Baywatches.

She go, "You never get this!"

She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls

She have do something terrible on a boat,

She have tried to poison me already.

She is 43. I love her.

She is a prostitute.

She is my sister.

She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

She is your wife?

She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.

She receive hair on chest

She wrote a book.

She's the reason we travel to California!

Should I make a joke about my mother in law?

Should I pay compliments to the peoples?

Should I pay interest in peoples around the table sides?

Should I show photos of my family?

Showers and storms north of Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko...

Showing some showers and storms up to the north...

Since I return, there have been much improvements.

Sir, this is your floor. I'm gonna take you to your room.

Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.

So bang bang, skeet skeet, ****a.

So call the ministry and get more money.

So I forgave Azamat.

So I look for other protection.

So teach me how to make one.

So that she would grant me entry into her vagina.

So what time this interview?

So you like the bitches out there in the fucking old Russia, there?

So, what are you doing here in America?

So, what means this feminism?

Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,

Soon, my friend.

Sorry. I will repair all of this.

Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

Standing right next to me, his name is Bolak.

Suck, suck, suck!

Sunbathe,

Switch it off.

Ten seconds, stand by.

Thank you for watch my film.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. I feel much better.

Thank you, bye bye.

Thank you, very nice for have me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That is too crazy for me.

That is wrong.

That's a pause. Not!

That's a very good observation.

That's good, huh?

That's not what we're saying about this man.

The Bible says that God was manifest in the flesh

The blood over my neighbor. I bleed the blood over my church.

The bottom line is, we're a Christian nation now,

The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls!

The good times.

The great times.

THE MAGNOLIA MANSION Dining Society

The only thing keep me going

The people that do the kissing are the ones that float around like that.

The rodeo peoples did not like me.

THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004

The vehicle itself will be a magnet.

The woman I love, the reason I travel across the country,

Then I come back here and...

Then she become weak, her voice become deep, "Borat, Borat."

Then you never call them again.

There are our name.

There must be consent. How about that?

There Nursultan Tulyakbay.

There was a parade.

There you go.

There's a couple more child's dolls.

There's a good one, The Millionaire Mindset.

There's a remote control here.

These are a number of collectibles.

These rats are very clever.

These rats are very clever.

They can hear you right now. You are miked up.

They don't have my respect, you know? I mean...

They film me travel across U.S. and A.

They have cleverly shifted their shapes.

They, Yemenites, were also jewelers.

They'll kill us. We need to escape.

They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you.

This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I had ever seen.

This has been most happiest day of my lifes.

This is 16 WAPT News This Morning,

This is 16 WAPT News This Morning.

This is a Chinese cloisonné bell.

This is a special sandwich for you.

This is a VCR recorder.

This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece of jewelry.

This is America in a bottle.

This is best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality.

This is Borhat Sagadiyev.

This is hair from pubis. I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday.

This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting. A decade.

This is my mother.

This is Natalya.

This is not her.

This is not her.

This is the room and...

This is what it's...

This morning we have a special guest here in the studio.

This my country of Kazakhstan.

This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.

This my house. Entry, please.

This my new wife.

This my town of Kuzcek.

This right here, that's the microphone.

This suit is black not.

This suit is black, pause... You know what a pause is?

This suit is black.

This suit is black.

This suit is not black.

This thing gets over with and when we win it

This Urkin, the town rapist.

This why Ministry of Information have decide to send me to U.S. and A,

This your shops?

To a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan

To eat with you in the same place.

To show our friendship,

To the tune of your national anthem.

Town mechanic and abortionist.

Traffic is flowing along smoothly along Interstate 55.

UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor.

Up yours!

Upstairs. Just say, "Excuse me a moment."

Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only.

Use two hands, now.

Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!

Very nice room.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice. How much?

VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA

Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.

Wait, Pamela.

Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.

Was a homosexual?

Was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms

Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of?

Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole!

We are looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night.

We are saying to you...

We can't stay here, they are player haters.

We didn't rob them. They came from the house.

We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy.

We don't use that stuff in this country.

We drink like normal in Kazakhstan.

We have a special guest here this evening. Ruth Feiner is here.

We have people to interview today.

We have the ****. We have anybody that's against the mainstream.

We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.

We left Washington and continued towards California.

We love you. We'll remember you always. Like I taught you.

We nearly died last night. This journey is cursed.

We needed something to change our fortunes.

We no longer have Running of the Jew.

We started. We are actually live on the air right now.

We were ending our dinner party and everything.

We were one in the beginning

We will always be behind you.

We'll call it 85.

We'll make a right turn up here.

We're gonna speak in other tongues.

We're honoring our heritage.

We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.

We're on air right now doing the weather.

We're safe. Now we continue to California.

Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek.

Welcome to our country, okay.

Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.

Well, I'm not used to that, but that's fine.

Well, that is the problem.

Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer.

Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Well, we were. I don't know exactly what all that we're doing...

Well, you wanna... You wanna come in for a little while?

What can I do, they are not professional.

What did you do with the bear?

What do you do?

What do you mean, California?

What do you think about that?

What is "not" jokes?

What is called in America, the gay community.

What is the best gun to defend from a Jew?

What is this man?

What is this picture over here?

What she do?

What the hell? Is that fishnet?

What you do is you say, "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom."

What you have for me?

What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit?

What you trying to say?

What your name?