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Bob Roberts (1992)

Bob Roberts (1992)

Bob Roberts is a political mockumentary film that was released in 1992. Directed by Tim Robbins, who also stars as the titular character, the movie satirizes the world of politics and media through a fictional folk singer-turned-political candidate.

The film follows the rise of Bob Roberts, a charismatic but corrupt aspiring politician who uses his musical talent to manipulate and deceive the public. Robbins' performance as Roberts is sensational, showcasing his versatility as he effortlessly transitions from playing the folksy troubadour to portraying the cunning and conniving politician.

In addition to Robbins, the movie boasts an impressive cast. Alan Rickman plays Bob Roberts' primary opponent, Senator Brickley Paiste, embodying the epitome of a polished and established politician. The talented ensemble also includes Giancarlo Esposito as the investigative journalist Bugs Raplin, who seeks to uncover the truth behind Roberts' campaign; Ray Wise as Roberts' campaign manager, who is always ready with a calculated strategy; and Gore Vidal as Roberts' shadowy advisor, Lukas Hart III.

What truly sets Bob Roberts apart is the music that is woven throughout the film. Tim Robbins himself penned the film's catchy tunes, creating a soundtrack that adds depth and richness to the story. The songs reflect the character of Bob Roberts as they blend catchy folk melodies with politically charged lyrics. The soundtrack is a brilliant embodiment of the film's satirical commentary on the marriage between politics and entertainment.

Fortunately, fans of Bob Roberts can now relive the film's music as it is available for play and download. Delve into the catchy tunes that elevated this political mockumentary with their infectious melodies and poignant lyrics. With just a few clicks, you can immerse yourself in the soundtrack that perfectly captures the essence of the film.

Bob Roberts delves into the dark underbelly of politics and media, exposing the manipulation and contradictions that exist in the world of power. Through its talented cast, sharp writing, and memorable music, the film remains relevant, even decades after its release. Its satirical take on the political landscape serves as a reminder to remain vigilant and critical of the figures that seek to sway public opinion.

So, sit back, relax, and allow yourself to be enchanted by the sounds of Bob Roberts. Whether you're a fan of political satire, catchy folk music, or simply appreciate a well-crafted film, this mockumentary is bound to leave a lasting impression. Don't miss out on the opportunity to play and download these sounds and experience the magic of Bob Roberts for yourself.

A beautiful girl...
A crippled prophet for the future.
A drug smuggler. And you're gonna pay! You're gonna pay!
A dynamite dame
A face full of flowers
A five alarm fire
A group that you support was recently implicated...
A lieutenant in Vietnam, Special Forces. Worked on the infamous Phoenix programme.
A man who can clean up the Devil's mess in our capital.
A man who was shot for having the courage to take a stand.
A period where the American people actually were informed and aware
A poll today shows that the American public
A recent report on homelessness by the Coalition for the Homeless
A right wing group dedicated to undoing injustices in the criminal system.
A secret government beyond the control of the people and accountable to no one.
A self made man at the age of 35,
A series of photo opportunities is perhaps more precise.
A spectacular girl
A symbol of the 13 million of us who fought in World War II.
A young man who speaks his mind for a better America.
About courage and conviction in these troubled times.
According to Bob Roberts, the disenfranchised are the problem,
Accusing him of an extramarital liaison with a campaign worker.
Alijah. He's an Arab.
All right, here we go.
All that's gonna go away.
Although he's denied the allegations, Paiste has not recovered in the polls.
America is a work of art
An evil menace called drugs.
And a lot of Americans live below the poverty level.
And a tough man is needed to tackle it.
And at the end of it, he's dead.
And began an investigation of improprieties involving misuse of funds.
And Bob Roberts 52%.
And criminals like Raplin get their just due.
And debuts with a bullet at number two on the charts.
And do you know what? He was right.
And for the future of the children of our country.
And he says in his own inimitable way, "That, my friend, was a gold mine. "
And he's ahead by only a narrow margin.
And Heaven and nature sing And Heaven and nature sing
And Heaven, Heaven and nature sing
And his involvement with drug smuggling?
And his team of associates who seem more suited to a town house than a tour bus,
And I have given an answer appropriate to that kind of yellow journalism.
And I quote, this based on a source I spoke to last night...
And I remind the public
And I wanted to be... rich.
And I was driving them both home.
And in the sanctity of the office of the presidency.
And invest it with pride, yes, invest it
And is selected as a candidate for a master's degree in business at Yale University.
And it bothered her until the day she died
And its powers and its functions and the fact that this is a national security state
And lastly and most importantly,
And less and less of a representative one.
And passion and belief.
And pray for the safe recovery of Senator Bob Roberts.
And presided over the dedication of the steam torpedo monument.
And pretend it's World War II all over again.
And provided money to illegal covert drug smuggling operations.
And realised that they had a voice.
And she's rude!
And silently, as one
And sing whatever he wants to.
And suggesting that crack seres to reduce the African American population?
And surprise.
And that his action is the beginning of a new era for justice.
And that Saddam Hussein could have a nuclear device within months.
And that the job of repelling the aggressor has reached a crucial stage.
And the country is governed by the National Security Council,
And the next senator from Pennsylvania.
And the world was going to be a better place.
And then one team explodes right through the proverbial roof.
And there was Gaddafi and there was Castro.
And these figures are thrown out to the media and made into great monsters.
And they complain and complain and complain and complain and complain
And those who do 'em
And three boys who want to say hello to Bob Roberts.
And took quick action to save Mr Roberts' life.
And transported to Pennsylvania by Medevac helicopter in time for the election.
And turned it on itself.
And unpaid housing loans.
And US senatorial candidate Bob Roberts. "
And used the money to buy transport planes for private enterprise. "
And wait for the day that their leaders
And wait for the day that their oil
And walk with me down its fine white roads
And Watergate happened because there were no consequences from the Bay of Pigs.
And we are now in possession of that film.
And we sort of fell off the edge.
And will cast their votes accordingly, with pride and conviction.
And wonders of His love And wonders of His love
And wonders, wonders of His love
And you heat it to the boiling point, the frog doesn't stir, he doesn't feel it.
Appeared on the music scene three years ago
Arabs can be
Are now supporting the use of force in the Persian Gulf.
Are there any more stuff? Has... When's the new album?
Are we complicit? Yes, we are. Are we revolutionaries?
Are you having your period?
Are you making allegations you're willing to back up in court?
As a corrupt, unfair diatribe against the '60s,
As Americans are showing support of our troops in the Persian Gulf.
As for Bob Roberts, I could imply guilt by association,
As he sleeps, we live his nightmare.
As he was leaving the Cutting Edge Live television show.
As his doctor, I tell him to slow down. He won't.
As if traditional American values meant greed, distrust and avarice.
As pretty as a picture
As real as today
As the next senator of the great state of Pennsylvania.
As the UN mandated deadline approaches at 12 midnight.
As they were removed, the protestors attacked security guards
As war clouds once again are upon the horizon,
As we say, if you're afraid of an act of market...
As you've been denied access to him,
At 12.17 am this morning, Pennsylvania senatorial candidate Bob Roberts was shot
At a press conference, Senator Brickley Paiste addressed the problem.
At no other time has lawlessness and immorality been so widespread.
At the Roberts campaign in Scranton, this is Rose Pondell, WAPW, Action News.
Back to work. The slow lost money in that crash.
Bart, please escort this gentleman to the door.
Be a clean living man with a rope in your hand
Be a clean living man with a rope in your hand
Because I do not believe, and I have never believed, in negative campaigning.
Because of the wasteful social programmes of Brickley Paiste.
Because that is what politics is really about.
Before its current incarnation as an anti drugs organisation,
Before that, it was Noriega. He was the most evil man since Fu Manchu.
Behind me was once the West Pennsylvania Savings and Loan
Belief with belief
Beyond my years
Bob has a great vision for the future of our country
Bob Roberts announced his candidacy for the Senate seat in Pennsylvania.
Bob Roberts doesn't represent the common man. He represents big business.
Bob Roberts is from that faction that lives to destroy whatever good came out of the '60s,
Bob Roberts is Nixon, only he's shrewder. More complicated, this Bob Roberts.
Bob Roberts is not for the people.
Bob Roberts, fencing enthusiast,
Bob says he'll walk off if he is not allowed to express himself freely.
Bob wants to see our footage of the tragic incident at the Cutting Edge Live show.
Bob, how are you? Nice to see you.
Bob, if you strum a bit. John, if you say the first part over again.
Bob, you're the best.
Bob...
Bob's palatial estate at Bryn Mawr in suburban Pennsylvania.
Brave young men
Brickley Paiste and Bob Roberts have been running neck and neck
Broken Dove bought transport planes that smuggled drugs.
Broken Dove is a private relief corporation.
Broken Dove was exonerated of these ridiculous charges by the US Senate.
Broken Dove whose donations to hospitals keep youngsters off drugs.
Bush league, pal.
But "upset at the preponderance of radicals on campuses today".
But APWNews has learned that a winner has been declared.
But he's gonna live and that's what counts.
But I will say that once or twice in the course of our debate
But I will take my inheritance
But I won't
But I would like to take a moment out of this festive celebration
But in the spirit of live television, I'd like to sing a song I just wrote,
But my husband trusted that his son would take the lessons of the Lord with him,
But one team is jumping up and down with big, silly grins on their faces.
But sources in the Roberts campaign say Roberts will be a strong finisher.
But the network has new owners and they like Bob Roberts, a lot of things we don't like.
But the voters will see straight through this pathetic attempt to derail our campaign.
But they don't realise you can't kill the truth. Bob Roberts won't be stopped by any bullet.
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain
But this one is a peach.
But underneath that beef, something smells, let me tell you.
But we have to work hard and, dare I say it, sacrifice.
Buy 6,012. Next. Sell 45,000.
By a man calling himself a member of the Arm of Justice,
By forging my signature on a cheque of mine.
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! Bob!
Camera off.
Campaign staffers fear a slippage in the polls.
Can I get one for my son?
Can you sum up these beliefs for us?
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Carol, have Bonnie place a call to Lukas Hart.
Central America, thousands have died.
Chances are I will
Chances are slim that you'll hear of our environmental mishaps
Charges were dropped today for lack of evidence against Lukas Hart III
Check our security coordinates.
Chile, Indonesia, Africa.
Clark, this can't happen.
Clear the door!
Close to the final minute, absolute chaos reigns
Cobra Two, Cobra One. It's showtime.
Cocksucking Nazi. Fuck you.
Come on over this way. Get some great shots with the kids.
Come on, let's go!
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Comrades and friends all falling around me
Contestants came from throughout the state,
Create jobs, encourage industry.
Create problems for Bob in high school, and by his senior year his grades have fallen.
Dancing fools
Deep in my heart I do believe
Despite being assailed by the music critics
Despite Hart's denials, this could spell trouble for the Roberts campaign. Carol?
Despite indications of a stagnant economy, one business is showing an increase in profit.
Did you lose money in the crash?
Did you or your organisation Broken Dove
Dirty hippie freaks
Do you feel any responsibility for the illegal activities carried out by groups you support?
Dolores, maybe you better lie down for a while.
Dolores?
Dolores? Dolores?
Don't get smart with me. You Terry Manchester?
Don't Smoke, that's what we agreed on. Yeah, and Prevailing Tides. Michael?
Don't vote if you believe in that
Don't wait for him. Come on, get it.
Dope smoking morons
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Drugs stink
Due to a lack of evidence against the accused,
Due to a restrictive palsy in his right hand, he would never have been able to fire the gun.
Early snow was reported in some mountain regions but don't dust off the skis yet, folks.
Election Day. We're releasing it Election Day.
Entered the spinal column at the L 5 vertebra.
Estimates that over...
Even though we have been convicted for fraud several times,
Ever since this Iraq business, talking to your broker's like talking to an insecure child.
Everybody to the right, please. To the right, thank you.
Everybody, a nice round of applause to Bob Roberts.
Everyone's nerous about the lack of control of the political situation overseas.
Evidence suggests these planes were bought with money from a low income housing loan
Excuse me, guys. Michael, it's taken care of.
Federal regulators closed the bank
Fingerprints indicate that the gun was fired by Mr Raplin's right hand.
First, he asserts his absolute innocence.
For a journeyman folk singer that Spin magazine called "a crypto fascist clown".
For a legislator of the United States.
For a UN resolution threatening to use "all necessary means"
For the last three years, since the crash of '87.
For the sacred institutions that have made this country what it is today.
For this wonderful opportunity.
Frank and I agree that you are an excellent example for the youth of this country.
From all indications, Bob Roberts just might be that man.
From our sister station in Harrisburg, correspondent Rock Bork.
From sea to shining sea
From the highest tree
From West Pennsylvania Savings and Loan, now insolvent.
Get the door! Get the door!
Get tough, get right Try to get some sleep at night
Get your goddamn hands off me, you fag!
Glad you like it. We have two more spots in production.
God against the Devil An eternal fight
God knows, I've done enough by now
Godless men, godless men
Godless men, godless men
Good morning, Philadelphia. Our guest today is Bob Roberts,
Goodbye, all.
Got his hands dirty in Iran Contra, but the Senate washed him clean.
Grandma felt guilty about being so rich
Great.
Guys, get out of the way. Bob, you sit here. Scat, Bart.
Hang 'em high for a clean living land
Hang 'em high for a clean living land
Hang 'em high for a clean living land
Hart has been in the shadows for years.
Has crossed a crucial threshold, authorising the use of military force.
Have anything to do with a transport plane downed in Nicaragua...
Have the allegations hurt your campaign?
Have you heard about his connection to the failed savings and loan
He believes in America, believes in making money, being rich.
He cannot pick up a fork, let alone fire a gun.
He could move his toes in a couple of years and walk a few years later.
He feels it should be said right now and will not back down.
He feels very strongly about the new material.
He felt we offered too much freedom.
He finishes the song, tremendous applause, then out the door, he's gone.
He has a tremendous talent. An artist in the true sense of the word.
He has constrictive palsy, which cripples motor functions in that limb.
He is rumoured to have a net worth of something over $40 million.
He is the only man to vote for.
He not only had a brilliant mind and wonderful wit, but could also sing.
He probably won't walk... for a while.
He puts the money in a quick drying inkwell
He reminds me of the roast beef at the butcher's shop, up front,
He said God's no longer wanted here
He said I could. He said I could kiss him.
He said it's a crime to say a little prayer
He said, "Bob wants you to give him a kiss. " I kissed him and he was shot.
He sampled homemade goodies while visiting the local ladies' auxiliary
He saw the gun fired twice into the ground, not at Bob Roberts.
He talks about traditional American values, as if he defined what they were,
He was a model student.
He was in town today paying a visit to the local Menck clinic.
He was shot twice at close range with a. 22 calibre pistol.
He waved... I couldn't believe it... I think he recognised me.
He would like to say that as a witness to this incident,
He'll be back and you'd better watch out. He's headed straight for Washington.
He's amazing. He's a poet and a genius.
He's an ethnic male, approximately 35 years old.
He's coming from the back.
He's dead! He's dead. They got him.
He's for himself and the people who have made him powerful.
He's going to live. Thank God.
He's in serious condition, Jack, and they don't know if he'll live or not.
He's in that room up there. I saw him in the wheelchair earlier.
He's not one of those sensitive liberals
He's very good at that.
Hear, hear.
Hello, reality check. Broken Dove ripping off S&Ls? Its altruism surpasses net worth.
Here in Philly it's a brisk 43.
Here we go.
Here's a man who has adopted the persona and mind set of the freethinking rebel
Here's Mrs Roberts. Here's Mrs Roberts. Polly.
Here's one from the board of directors at Interunys.
Hey, brother. Does getting in on the ground floor mean checking your skin at the door?
Hey, bud You're living in the land of the free
Hey, mister, can I see your gun?
Hey!
Hi. I'm sorry.
Hi. Join us for Cutting Edge Live. Watch me grovel before the video altar
His face echoes across the American landscape,
His functionally designed two room trading floor on wheels.
His heart. OK, I've got it.
His name is John Alijah Raplin, nickname Bugs.
His second album, Times Are Changin' Back, peaks at number three, an achievement
His video and single I Want To Live go to number one.
Honouring you as patriot of the year.
How about a big hand for Clarissa Flan?
How can I help you vote Bob?
How dare you? This is obscene. This is a fucking commercial for a political candidate.
How do I find him? What jail is he in?
How do you do it once you're here?
How he will vote on the use of force in the Persian Gulf.
How much more of this fiction must my family suffer?
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hungry lips ask me Wherever I go
Hypocrisy that winds itself down every day from Washington, DC.
I agree with Mr Hart. This one is too basic.
I am offended by you, sir. If I ignore my feelings, I'm taking your side.
I am talking about new evidence connecting Broken Dove to the failed S&L.
I am totally opposed to it. It's the enemy of the month club again.
I am truly honoured to be selected
I asked a question and you evaded it.
I believe in Mr Bob Roberts' background,
I built your big house here To hide from my people
I came to speak about the issues but I will indulge your personality search.
I can see a brighter future
I can still plough and plant I can still sow
I can't read that.
I can't tell you what big flan... fans we are of the show. I'm so nerous!
I contacted my friend Lukas Hart and I enlisted his help.
I could use a strong finisher myself, Carol. How about you?
I couldn't agree more, Tawna.
I deeply resent this slander and you can be sure I'm going to find out who's behind it.
I detected a slight whiff of sulphur in the air.
I didn't ramble, I didn't roam. No boxcars or park benches.
I don't know if he's healthy for your country. Why do you like him?
I don't know if I really like him.
I don't know if I'm lucky.
I don't need a gun to do it.
I don't think I'm supposed to have any idea.
I don't think you're being fair.
I evaded nothing. You have asked a slanted question based on lies and conjecture
I flew out from Philadelphia the moment I learned of the shooting.
I get vibrations from Mr Bob Roberts
I got a report that Lukas Hart llI was by the singer's side when the shooting occurred.
I gotta go. You keep that.
I had seen the dreams of a generation squashed by an evil menace,
I have a contact at a TV station in Harrisburg. Maybe he'll run it. This could be big.
I have a contact who claims to have evidence
I have a copy of an FBI report
I have no answer for that question at this time.
I haven't any idea who he is. I haven't any idea what he's like.
I hereby humbly vow to serve you, the people,
I jumped to protect him.
I know that he proved to be a master of pushing racist buttons and sexist buttons,
I know the importance of paging systems and mobile phones.
I look at Mr Hart and I say, "What was that?"
I made up my mind there and then to dedicate my life
I must say that I'm not a fan of your music. I find it offensive.
I personally find him repulsive. I fought his appearance on this show.
I really don't give a shit but I do the best I can.
I take offence at that, deeply.
I tend to agree with Mr Hart as well. Stick with the current campaign. Bart?
I think it highly suitable today,
I think so. We don't have to adhere to a militant black party line.
I think the entire Congress is quite aware of the National Security Council
I told you. Broken Dove was exonerated of these charges.
I trust that the American public does not share your cynical anti American views
I want to apologise, very humble apologies. You're gonna be on this show again.
I want to be rich, I don't have a brain So give me a handout while I complain
I want to live
I want to live
I was born and raised lower middle class
I was going to sing a song called Don't Smoke.
I was the first one to find out, though.
I was trying to instil different values in him than the ones he has now.
I was waiting for Bob and then gunshots. Seven or eight of them.
I went straight to work, earned enough money on my own
I will bring youth and experience
I will get Bob Roberts.
I will see to it that this leniency ends in our lifetime
I won't say too much. There are things you can do.
I wouldn't vote for you if my life depended on it.
I'd sure like to know, friend I've just got to know
I'll get it.
I'll tell you why.
I'm a bleeding heart
I'm a bleeding heart
I'm also distressed that a 16 year old who has done nothing wrong
I'm an American that believes intensely in morality
I'm asking you, man 'Cause I sure got to know
I'm bad luck.
I'm Bob Roberts' personal physician.
I'm evil. I killed him. It was my fault.
I'm gonna get you, Bob Roberts!
I'm just representing the accused.
I'm sorry, but we have a policy that no new material is performed until it's proven to work.
I'm waiting to meet Bob Roberts in the sanitary confines of the Pride,
I'm... leaving.
I've already explained that the girl is a close friend of my granddaughter
I've been up all night to meet the deadline. "Bob Roberts and S&L", by Bugs Raplin.
I've got my eye on you, my friend! You're dead!
I've got potential no one can see Give me welfare, let me be me...
I've got to know, folks I've got to know
I've got to know, friend I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
I've got to know, yes I've got to know, friend
Idiots like me keep investigating to find out how deep it goes.
If I had been out when those calls came in, I'd have been screwed, but I am smart.
If it is true that he has had some experience with the CIA,
If the majors pick up this story, I'll be surprised. I don't expect they will.
If you cheat, get away Lead them down an alleyway
If you put the frog in a pan of cold water and put that on the stove
If you throw a frog into hot water, it'll jump around and suffer greatly and die.
If you want the truth in this country...
Illegal covert war waged in countries we haven't even heard of.
Immigrants.
In 1980, Roberts graduates from Yale and begins his phenomenal rise on Wall Street.
In Allegheny, Cambria and Westmoreland, it's too close to call.
In Central America, he probably popped a couple of heads.
In Central America.
In combination with the great makers of weapons around the country.
In Elysian fields
In five, four, three, two...
In his early years, Bob lives on a commune in rural Pennsylvania.
In his race against the folk singing politician Bob Roberts.
In order to do that, you must have enemies.
In St Vincent's Hospital, Philadelphia.
In the beginning, our great company provided appliances.
In the constant struggle to make this land a pure one again.
In the form of taxes to bail out failed savings and loans.
In the hearts and minds
In the investigation of the West Pennsylvania Savings and Loan scandal.
In the land of the free
In the northwest, Erie is leaning towards Paiste but Roberts is strong in Crawford.
Increasing restlessness and trouble with authority figures and classmates
Intelligence suggests that Iraq is close to developing a nuclear bomb
Into impoverished regions in southern Honduras.
Investigating the West Pennsylvania S&L scandal.
Involving guns, drugs and savings and loans.
Is being responsible as a journalist to ignore the issues, to gloss over the facts?
Is creating quite a sensation in his election tour,
Is it true that the assassin was a card carrying member of the American Civil Liberties Union?
Is my land
Is our land
Is social protest disregard for our laws and institutions?
Is the lobster family gonna be on? Polly's favourite is the lobster family.
Is there a political motive in this crime?
Is there any truth to the rumour that the assassination attempt was filmed?
Is there anything that you would like to add, Mr Hart?
Isn't your job one of objectivity?
It appears that the gun was placed on my client's person
It is because of Lukas Hart's diligence and efforts
It is clear that you had no involvement with this escapade and we're wasting your time.
It is important that we stand behind the President.
It is not funny!
It is your God given right
It means you want Americans to cast their votes based on hatred and ignorance.
It seems more bad news has come for Roberts.
It throws me behind schedule and pisses me off. I'm the one that gets the speeding tickets.
It was 1960. Jack Kennedy had been elected President.
It was an idealistic attempt.
It was an unrealistic environment for a child to grow up in.
It was announced that Lukas Hart III, Bob Roberts' friend and campaign chairman,
It was created in 1950 by Harry Truman
It was Raplin. I was standing right behind him. I saw him shoot Bob.
It would be a miracle if he ever walks again.
It'll be cold today. Chilly, chilly as the leaves of autumn make way for the wind of winter.
It's 15 seconds. It makes its point strongly. It starts airing tomorrow.
It's a crazy idea. It was nuts.
It's a new town now because Bob Roberts is here to stay.
It's almost exactly 30 years since I came to the Senate.
It's as if he knew what was going to happen to him.
It's been a crazy week, full moon and all.
It's been a pleasure meeting you. I wish there was a way I could vote for you 100 times.
It's clear to all present here that drugs are a tough problem
It's easy to figure out the connection
It's not going to be another Vietnam. A little bird tells me this.
It's not me! It's not me!
It's obvious that the legal system is too lenient on criminals.
It's plain to see what you believe
It's self hating. It's shooting your paycheque in the foot.
It's society's fault I don't have a job It's society's fault I am a slob
It's time to leave the face of this earth
It's too dangerous to them.
It's... You know the story of the frog in the... in the pan of cold water?
Jerry's in the attic, messing with the static
John Alijah Raplin will be released tomorrow morning on his own recognisance.
John Alijah Raplin.
John is building walls Manipulating a takeover
John Raplin. Publication?
Joy to the world The Lord is come
Julie's selling T bonds Her bill is turning over
Junior's on the telephone Nothing problematic
Just a bunch of deal makers.
Just a secret state of business liaisons so out of control
Just kidding.
Just... No mind.
Koji, are you there?
Ladies and gentlemen, why can't you get ahead?
Leave it on.
Left Baghdad tonight after a last minute attempt at diplomacy in Iraq.
Let earth receive her king
Let every heart prepare Him room
Let him walk.
Let me assure you,
Let's all bow our heads
Let's cut taxes, let's make it possible for the working man to keep the money he earns.
Let's eliminate our nuclear bombs
Let's fire it up.
Let's give money away
Let's go!
Let's just leave it at that.
Let's not show this. Come on over here with me.
Let's put people back to work,
Let's tackle the homeless problem. Let's tackle childcare, health care.
Like blaming the woman for the **** or the dead for the murder.
Like this
Like, you know, if there was... When I heard that...
Listen.
Look out, Joe, how far will it go
Look out, Joe, how far will it go
Look out, Joe, how far will it go
Look out, Joe, how far will it go
Lord, pave the way for a rebel's path to Washington, DC.
Lukas Hart is a spook, one of the Langley crowd new guard.
Major newspapers, It's not in their interest to tell you the truth.
Make the road a smooth one for Bob Roberts.
Make your judgements if you must.
Manipulating a takeover
March on, march on
May be subpoenaed to tell the regulators what he knows about Broken Dove
Meanwhile, tensions mount in the Mid East.
Meet fury with fury
Michael takes a loan from a Midwestern S&L
Midway into the concert.
Mike, right here.
Minutes ago, we learned the name of the suspect from Frank Ryan of the NYPD.
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More news in a moment.
Mr Hart loves it.
Mr Hart thinks we should stick with the red, white and blue. Simplicity and strength.
Mr Raplin asserts that the gun was placed on him at the scene,
Mr Raplin contends that Bob Roberts was not shot.
Mr Raplin died at 8.30 pm after a prolonged attempt to revive him failed.
Mr Raplin has asked me to convey his feelings to you.
Mr Roberts has to be on his way. What are the songs about?
Mr Roberts, I contacted your campaign office.
Mr Roberts, is it true you referred to crack as a great equaliser?
Mr Roberts, my name is Bugs Raplin. I'm from Troubled Times Journal.
Mr Roberts' condition is critical.
Mrs Davis, this is Bob Roberts.
My father was a fry cook, my mother a peacenik. I had no brothers or sisters.
Network wants a copy of the lyrics.
Next, our new television commercial.
Nigel, hurry up.
Nikkei's up 24,041.45.
Nitro blockbusters Big cannons and guns?
No matter what instrument of the Devil caressed his hand.
No one's gonna hand you opportunity...
No panhandling for me.
No visionaries. No one really concerned with the disenfranchised.
No, sir.
No. No, I'm not. I see. I'm speaking of you,
No. Responsible journalism is objective.
No. There are witnesses who say he pulled the trigger. He's being held without bail.
Not in a real interesting way.
Not much else is known about him at present.
Nothing further now. No more questions.
Now we have a situation where all Americans will soon pay for these smugglings of drugs
Now, Kelly Noble interiews senatorial candidate Bob Roberts.
Of a very disturbing sort.
Of course not. This is America. Virtue always prevails.
Of justice and supremacy
Of lawlessness and immorality with regard to drug use and sexual practice.
Of roads built by you and me
Of the silent nameless one
Of those that care
Of those that hold their banner high
Of those with pride
Oh, that's what the silly teacher told you in school
On a lighter note, the Miss Independence Beauty Contest was held tonight in Altoona.
On the covers of magazines, in newspapers and on TV news broadcasts.
On the question of war in the Middle East.
One of the bullets, regrettably,
Only one man understands The American way
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Or any other illegal drug smuggled in by these self proclaimed patriots.
Or are we to believe that Bob Roberts wants to see a compliant and silent public
Or the way we bust those unions.
Our chief source of income, however, is the arms industry.
Our dearest friends,
Our friends
Our minds are quick And our hearts are smooth
Our prayers go with you
Our viewers are curious about where it began. Where did it start for you?
Outside the 3rd Precinct in Philadelphia,
Own the town, love the best Don't share the treasure chest
Paiste can't seem to shake the accusations of sexual misconduct
Paiste has been hurt recently by rumours of an affair with a teenage campaign worker.
Paiste leads in Franklin County, but Bedford and Somerset give the edge to Bob Roberts.
Paiste.
Paralysis has incurred in both of his legs.
Partisan manoeuvring. Unsubstantiated innuendo. These allegations are hogwash.
Pennsylvania senatorial candidate and folk singer.
Pennsylvania voters have been turning out in record numbers
People don't have jobs. They can't afford to feed their families.
Plants and their supporting industries have closed.
Playing to sold out audiences from Scranton to Pittsburgh.
Please calm down.
Please, Jesus, please, Jesus. Save Bob, save Bob...
Po po po po po pork
Poet, folk singer, businessman,
Polls indicate that Brickley Paiste is running neck and neck
Polls show Bob Roberts ahead of Senator Brickley Paiste in their race for the Senate.
Polls show incumbent Senator Paiste in the lead over Roberts by 10%,
Polls show that Senator Paiste's lead has slipped considerably
Polly and Bob. Let's take a picture with the kids.
Polly and I thank God and thank you
Pork pork pork Pork bellies
Pot headed weirdos
President Bush said that every attempt at diplomacy has been exhausted
Prevailing tides will drown you
Pulls a knife, calls his wife Can't take it any more
Put your guns away!
Raplin is a self professed radical and leaves no surviving family.
Raplin, who suffered from cerebral palsy, was released last month
Raplin's been released. He couldn't have fired the gun. Is there something we should know?
Reality, not image.
Regarding traces of cocaine found on one of the transport planes.
Regarding yourself and a campaign worker.
Reports suggest that the Roberts campaign has been behind the leak of the story
Rest their souls, yes.
Retake America...
Ribbon manufacturers have had a huge increase in demand
Ridiculous. Chet, did you hear that?
Right (I)
Right outside the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia.
Robert Roberts Junior was born on January 3rd, 1955
Roberts created a niche in a business that had contemptuously rejected him.
Roberts is proclaimed an American hero, a martyr of the new right,
S&L S&L
Saddam Hussein, I believe, is the most evil man what did the President say?
Savings and loans that misused people's funds
Saying he is one of many throughout the country
Second, he would like to express his beliefs that Bob Roberts is involved in dirty dealings
See you, Bob.
Seize the day!
Self determination.
Senator Brickley Paiste denied allegations in a report in the Pittsburgh Post Times
Senator Brickley Paiste was on the campaign trail yet again yesterday.
Senator Paiste's opponent, Bob Roberts,
Senatorial candidate Bob Roberts was there, lending his support for the contest.
Senatorial candidate Bob Roberts' private relief organisation.
Senatorial candidate.
Set up an organisation, Broken Dove, which supplied transport planes to US operatives.
Sex deviates
She stayed behind to watch the lobsters. She'll join us at the hotel later.
She's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl...
She's a day in May
She's been working very hard. I think she's had a bit of the bubbly.
She's got to be a girl
She's got to be a girl
Shit!
Shit.
Should be so publicly vilified.
Since Adolf Hitler.
Sit right there on the table.
Slap on the wrist. The story died in the major press.
So do I. Will it be necessary to use force?
So full of life and energy.
So he's already had some initiation into true power.
So how's the documentary going?
So if you're hanging to the right
So let us be real together.
So we blow up these local thugs into these huge, Hitler like figures
Some never will...
Some of the other kids didn't like him very much. But I did. Very much.
Some people have not
Some people must have
Some people must have
Some people will work
Some people will work
Some simply will die
Some simply will not
Somebody call an ambulance!
Somebody got off an early Christmas card. "Merry Christmas. "
Something has to be done for them. Bob's going to do it.
Sometimes I play it when I'm alone, but don't tell my husband.
Sources close to the candidate say that he is unharmed
Sources say that 20 to 30 students began verbally abusing the popular singer candidate
Specialising in waste management and genetic engineering. "
Straight up, Bob.
String 'em up

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