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Crackerjack

Crackerjack

Crackerjack is not a movie, television show, or song, but rather a term commonly associated with something excellent, first used in the late 19th century. It became popularized through the well-known snack called Cracker Jack, which is a brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts, often enjoyed during live events like baseball games. However, it is worth mentioning the Crackerjack Band, a musical group that drew inspiration from this snack's name, bringing joy and entertainment to audiences around the world.

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A ah...
A bit of shush o, please.
A bit off the back and sides when you get a minute, pal.
A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.
A nude calendar?
A rat in the ranks.
A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake.
A true revealer of character, son.
A year and a half of horticultural study.
Aboard his man of war to vanquish the enemy.
About getting some young bowlers down the club?
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
Accused cliff of not chalking a bowl that was in the ditch,
After an end, the other mob
Against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe
Ah, ah, ah, ah, that's me.
Ah, give me a break. I'm a busy fella.
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail.
Ah, nice one, Keith.
Ah!
Albert David Jackson.
Albert Jackson?
Albert.
Albert. Jackson?
All registered at exactly the same postal address.
All that's revealing right now
All the other traditions go out the window as well.
All those in favour of calling our economic situation 'dire'?
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
Allan called he's busted his hip.
Alright, alright!
Alright, we can wait. Mmm.
Alright, young fella.
Alright.
Alright. No, the lad is right.
Although, you know what these places are like
And a deadset knockout in pantaloons.
And all memberships will be rescinded.
And award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club.
And beat me about the noggin?
And cliff carout now.
And create a good impression around the club.
And Don bradman led the invincibles to england
And don't forget our online billing service.
And Edward inchley, the 'dapper gent' of the game...
And hats. You'll need hats.
And he told his men this is true, son
And here you go, giving it to him on a platter.
And here, I think, in this package,
And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack?
And I don't want to hear you repeating that story.
And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98,
And I think, I might say, you're in this position
And I'm calling the cops.
And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out.
And increased maintenance costs,
And keep the prize money.
And keep the small circle on the inside,
And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.
And Mark my words, heads will roll.
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
And me?
And often, when she's working back late at night,
And only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass
And somehow got me a governor's pardon
And still is, I reckon.
And that bloody door...
And that infuriated cliff.
And that, of course, will render you unfit
And that's the honest truth?
And that's why
And that's why you blokes are such excellent bowlers.
And the best bloody sandwiches I ever ate.
And the bugger can bowl.
And the ladies insist we keep the urn.
And things are pretty good.
And this will be the final bowl.
And took ownership of the call.
And we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.
And we're here to see the governor
And what about my needs?
And what can I do for the king?
And what's it got to do with you?
And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.
And won the battle at sea too,
And you are a good for nothing layabout. Ha ha!
And you know what, son,
And you used it to make a sandwich,
And you've got three parks. All I need is one.
And, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...
Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway.
Any other suggestions?
Anybody got digoxin? Mmm. Here.
Anyhow, we got most of their members
Anyone winning? No.
Apparently he has an uneasy truce with the club.
Applied for membership.
Are in better Nick than yours.
Are you president of the cityside bowling club?
Are you saying there's a rat in the ranks?
Arsehole!
As cityside president len Johnson
As close to this little white one as you can.
As for Nance, well, we're still together
As I said, a true revealer of character.
As of may 30.
As opposed to on top of a cracker
As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.
Ashtrays at either end.
Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.
At least it's at the back
At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...
At our next general meeting, Eileen.
Available in town.
Aw, shit.
Babe, have I ever let you down?
Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'.
Be temporarily suspended
Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.
Beautifully done.
Because he's in violation of his restraining order.
Because of some very sensible decisions
Because the great sir Francis Drake
Because the great sir Francis Drake didn't know...
Before we put this story to bed.
Bernie Fowler now, there's a case.
Bernie Fowler wouldn't give us a wave if he owned the ocean.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
Bernie: Not so fast.
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen.
Bernie.
Bert stapler now.
Besides, beaut day for a roll.
Better all be here!
Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.
Better now I've got fuel in the tank.
Between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,
Between the government and the union.
Big bertie.
Big game tomorrow.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo. Who'd have thought?
Bit of a green thumb?
Booze is cheap, food's free,
Both: Snap transport strike.
Bowl, Jack.
Bowl, mate.
Bowl, mate.
Bowled!
Bowling arm?
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep.
Bowls it's a great game.
Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so?
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do.
Buggered if I know.
Bullshit. Swear jar, Dave.
But careful, it's a real pea souper.
But don't give up now I've got a plan.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
But I could forgive all that.
But I don't want to damage my $1,200 bowling arm.
But I like to think he won the game and the battle too.
But I like to think that he won the game,
But I will say this...
But I've been dining out on the headbutting story.
But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
But it looks like he's going to bowl the flipper.
But my strongest memory of that day
But otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%.
But sadly, on this occasion,
But surely just a word from you
But they did.
But we sold every single raffle ticket.
But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived.
But you're helping us out of a tight spot.
But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,
By a special sub committee to be chaired by myself.
By my watch, there's still seven minutes left.
Can anyone let me have a Celebrex?
Can I just ask you...
Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.
Chaos is expected...
Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow.
Cheers.
Chemicals and all that.
Ching ching!
Ching ching!
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on!
Cleaned up the kitchen?
Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm
Cliff, you take the mat.
Cliffy what a legend.
Cliffy, ease it through. It's yours.
Come on, baby, get up.
Come on, big fella.
Come on, Dave.
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
Come on, Gwen. We're not here for a haircut.
Come on, Jack, it's over.
Come on, Jack. Hey!
Come on, Jack. I've had four parking fines this week.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mrs Jenkins.
Come on, norm, I've hurt my back.
Come on, Ron, let's get out of here.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. What?
Coming nicely!
Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside!
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl.
Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,
Commentator: It's Julio gleeson!
Commentator: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are,
Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.
Commentator: Now the two skips moving to the mat
Commentator: Oh, yes. Yes, that's classic alcock.
Commentator: Simpson now.
Commentator: Stan coombs now inspecting the head.
Commentator: That is amazing!
Commentator: Well, I think Stan coombs appears to have...
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
Commentator: Yes, Simpson surprised us all there.
Commentator: Yes, the gleeson magic
Commentator: Yes. That's champagne lawn bowls.
Congratulations to the fundraising committee, Eileen.
Considering you bought 800 tickets,
Cop that, mate.
Correct.
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
Could be.
Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?
Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples.
Crikey.
Crowd: Oh, yes!
Crowd: Oh...
Dave great bloke.
Dave, mind the bar for a minute? Sure.
Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.
Dave: 17 heads full of brylcreem.
Dave: 27...
Dave: 88 two fat ladies.
Dave: Hey, daddy o!
Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse.
Dave: Nice one, Jack.
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck.
Dave: This is a great game.
Dave?
Deceased.
Definitely in evidence this afternoon.
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person.
Didn't understand the meaning of the word 'defeat'.
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored?
Do I get paid? No.
Do what?
Does your husband bowll?
Doing a flipper.
Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies.
Don't go near the head, Jack.
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there.
Don't know. Calling for a measure.
Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.
Don't start. Could've finished the job.
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details.
Don't waste your time, Stan.
Done your dough.
Drew in the grand final.
Drinks, ladies? Three Shirley temples, please.
Earlier than you think.
Ease up, son. We say “use the grass” but that's over the top.
Eat them. They're our lunch. Would you like one?
Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?
Edgar: Ah, bugger it!
Edgar: How about a raffle?
Edgar: Look, there's a teapot.
Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout...
Edgar: You bloody thing...
Effective immediately.
Eh, Stan!
Eh?
Eh? He's feeling a bit crook.
Eileen is still the lady president,
Eileen, I did a year and a half of horticulture.
Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.
Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.
Eileen: Apart from those times?
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan.
Eileen: Good on you, norm. Dave: Well done.
Eileen: I like the dress, Nance.
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan.
Either trail the Jack or a resting toucher to win.
Either way, it's a big night for the club.
Er... he's just resting up, I think.
Er... yeah. Something like that.
Especially when you consider we are trying
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it?
Even though it's clearly understood by all members
Even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
Every year, len.
Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.
Everything he rolled was spun gold.
Everything's worked out, I suppose.
Exactly what I wanted to hear.
Excellent idea.
Excuse me, ladies.
Extraordinary!
Fair enough.
Find out what his story is.
Fine. Good. That's...
For 80 bucks a year
For an enterprising young man like you, Jack.
For crying out loud!
For Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.
For holding poker machine licences.
For that, mrs Jenkins?
For the baking competition.
For the big game.
For the car parks?
For the club, for the ladies...
For the cultivation and sale of marijuana.
For the making of cheese and biscuits only.
For the meat tray.
For the wheel of cheese incident.
For this very ancient club.
Forget pokies.
Four round knockout. Winner takes all.
Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult
Frankston was a holiday resort.
Free heroin for druggies?!
From the bowling club?
Fuck a duck.
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?
G'day, g'day.
G'day, Jack.
G'day, mate. Do you wanna buy a raffle ticket?
Gee, bet she's pinching herself.
Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?
Gee, you look like you need that, mate.
Geez, just like in the ads, eh?
Geez...
Get crack ring ins to do the bowling
Get out.
Get out. What happened?
Get stuffed, Ron.
Get your hand off my arse, pappy.
Gimme that!
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is.
Give Jack a run for his money.
Give me that. It's so peaceful.
Go away! Look at him.
Go on, Jack.
Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you.
Good for you.
Good for you. Must have fond memories?
Good lord.
Good luck finding one
Good on ya, gwenny.
Good on ya, len.
Good one, ed.
Good stuff.
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't!
Great man, great bowler.
Great. Couldn't be happier.
Great. Only one more sleep.
Great. We've got a team.
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club.
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under.
Grouse. Top shelf.
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament.
Guys, I know what it looks like,
Gwen joined the local rotary club
Gwen on the phone you're in on everything.
Gwen used it in the scones.
Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious.
Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron.
Gwenny nominated me.
Ha hal
Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. That's not fair.
Hang on, you don't need those there, and...
Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler.
Happy, Jack?
Hard yards.
Has he shown you the plans?
Has it?
Have been allocated to me.
Have you completely stumped, hey, Stan?
Have you got planning permission from the council
Have you, Jack?
Having said that, are there any suggestions?
He can handle it. Shut up and listen.
He can talk. He pops those pills like they're maltesers.
He headbutted him.
He introduced himself, leant into my ear and said,
He just wants to make sure he's in tip top shape
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin.
He knows about the car park bizzo.
He showed some today.
He told his men and this is true, son
He wouldn't have a bar of it.
He'd be fun to have around.
He'd still be sniffing around here
He'll turn up. I don't think he will.
He's already on the bus.
He's banned for life.
He's been granted a governor's pardon.
He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.
He's normally keen to pitch in with the sandwiches.
He's not crook again, is he?
He's on line two.
He's only hanging around so he can hold onto his car park.
He's right, Edgar.
He's right. You're a bloody fool.
He's still complaining loudly about it,
He's trouble.
Hell's bells!
Hello, ladies!
Hello, Stan. Long time no see. What have you come as?
Hello.
Hello.
Her name's Nance.
Herb Johnson?
Herbs? Sounds fancy.
Here it is.
Here we go. This is the real lesson.
Here's a good bit.
Here's a special assignment for you, boys.
Here's a tip.
Here's an idea.
Here's to a great bloke.
Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate.
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1?
Hey, fair go, aggie.
Hey, get back to work, buddy.
Hey, Nance.
Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'?
Hey, Stan. Stan!
Hey, take it easy, mate.
Hey! Everyone! No, don't do that, Jack.
Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.
His leg comes off tomorrow.
Hmm?
Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.
Home brew my arse.
Honest.
Hope there's some cheese ones in there.
Hope you're equal to the job.
Hope you're not having a bad hair day,
Horticulture? Yep.
How are you feeling, Jack?
How are you going in there, Gwen?
How could they possibly think he would...
How do we all feel about that? Get out.
How do you know he knows? He told me.
How does “go fuck yourself' sound?
How good can he be? He hasn't bowled for 20 years.
How many?
How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?
How was the bowling, ladies? Fine, thank you.
How'd the trip go?
How's it going out there?
How's the other thing going?
I am out of here.
I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?
I can understand your resistance to all this, len.
I can't be expelled from the club
I can't believe it. We made the final.
I can't bowl!
I can't help you.
I don't believe you people.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.
I don't think we should get too bogged down in the detail.
I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny.
I guess that means he'll be unable to draw the winner
I had a park right here, across the road from uni.
I had this idiot on the line going on and on,
I had to go for it.
I had you pegged as the sort of bloke
I have to what?
I haven't seen any outward signs of unusual behaviour,
I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone,
I hereby call this meeting to order.
I hope the king knows the law,
I just found these herbs in the fridge.
I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.
I know he asked me never to repeat it,
I know it's a little risque, but we could make one of these.
I know that feeling, len.
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
I know your knees are crook,
I like cheese.
I like your style, Jack.
I mean, for Christ's sake,
I mean, the clock is ticking for the club, isn't it?
I mean, the customer is king.
I might just join that club and get my own permit.
I might want to one day. I'm getting in early.
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
I most certainly am.
I move that due to certain liberties
I noticed there are three members of this club
I only run these things
I paid my fees and you take my cash.
I really need it. This is a debacle.
I reckon it's the best I've ever seen.
I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor.
I see cityside's back in the tournament, no thanks to you.
I see.
I see.
I still don't like it.
I still run it.
I still say bowls is a true revealer of character.
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one.
I tell you what.
I think I can find a place in my organisation
I think it's more a question, Jack,
I think we have a winner.
I think you'll find
I think you'll find that according to etiquette,
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway.
I thought I sorted him out.
I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.
I thought it was because it was across the road from your work.
I thought you'd see it my way. Eh, Stan!
I told you! He's a bloody genius!
I used to drive the school bus!
I wanna make you an offer.
I was late for work all this week.
I wasn't talking to you.
I wish it was the 1950s too, but it isn't.
I wonder where Stan is.
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
I'd kill for an lced vo vo.
I'd like to draw to your attention if I may
I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules
I'd rather put pokie machines in.
I'd shake your hand,
I'd, er, dig ditches for a living with the right people.
I'll be buggered if I will.
I'll call the police.
I'll go one of those.
I'll have a whip round organise a fruit platter.
I'll have to have another word
I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.
I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.
I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.
I'll second that notion, Gwen.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see you at the bowls club.
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate.
I'm a member. Have been since '96.
I'm actually really enjoying being involved.
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
I'm afraid it grieves me sorely
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.
I'm buggered if that bald headed prick
I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.
I'm Eileen the lady president.
I'm lodging an official protest.
I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures.
I'm onto something.
I'm out of here. I'm done. But the constitution says...
I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be.
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.
I'm throwing this club a lifeline.
I'm with you. No bending over.
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what?
I've been done over by the bowls reporter!
I've done the roster and you'll be required to work the bar
I've entered us in the men's fours tournament,
I've got a mate called bevan.
I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off.
I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.
I've gotta go, really. Jack
I've heard about it. He should know better.
I've lost my girlfriend and my job.
I've never seen anything like...
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar,
I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor
Ida, you make us proud, now.
Ida: He's stealing our lunch!
Ida: Nobody else can get away with it. Why should he?
Idiots.
If anyone needs me, I'll be behind the bar.
If greensville hadn't gone under first.
If he wasn't barred from the premises.
If I was 40 years older, you'd be in trouble right now.
If I'm talking to your members.
If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.
If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay
If you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask.
If you're interested. Am not.
If you're staking out a bowls club,
If you've got somewhere cool to store it, you're laughing.
Imagine if you had, say, three of them.
In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588
In her capacity as the patron of the rvba.
In the cityside team.
In the ditch!
In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do
In the visitors' room down at the jail.
In there somewhere, Eileen,
In through there, folks.
In your own time, son.
Indoor bloody waterfall?
Is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership
Is it's all hands on deck.
Is Jack Simpson there, please?
Is led away by the constabulary.
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Is that right?
Is that right? Yes.
Is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.
It also struck me as unnecessarily long,
It doesn't matter.
It is with a heavy heart
It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking.
It never ends.
It takes a minute to warm up.
It was a fair size bruise too.
It was a pretty heavy downpour too, I might add.
It was unanimous.
It was unanimous.
It'd want to be a big bastard.
It's a bloody disgrace. Next caller.
It's a boil over.
It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl
It's a start, Stan.
It's against a journalist's code of ethics
It's an open and shut case, wouldn't you say, Jack?
It's bandied about a bit too casually for my liking.
It's been going a long time.
It's for a meat tray. Get out of it.
It's got 172 power points.
It's great news, isn't it?
It's hardly a surprise.
It's history now.
It's hydroponic.
It's in the bag.
It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.
It's just not that interesting.
It's like living with Diana Ross.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.
It's not right.
It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on.
It's only been harvested in the last three days.
It's only the roll up, mate.
It's supposed to be for members only.
It's the bogarra bowls club.
It's the man himself, Edward inchley.
It's the only tournament on the horizon
It's wrong.
J and that's your big mistake
J base camp too far away... j
J don't be so
J feel like Scott of the antarctic
J throw down your guns
J you didn't have the heart
J you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake
J you offer a la carte
J you stretch me with your hands
J your guest comes in dressed smart
Jack Simpson has rewritten the rule books.
Jack Simpson?
Jack Simpson. That must be the one.
Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night?
Jack, have you seen len and Stan?
Jack, it's been brought to my attention
Jack, seeing as how you're so interested in our fundraising,
Jack, would you pick up Stan's bowls from henselite?
Jack: Can I go now? Len: No, unfortunately.
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
Jack: Dave? Man: Mate, great news.
Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this,
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it.
Jack: Idiot.
Jack: On you, Dave!
Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.
Jack: Whey hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him.
Jack! C'mon, Dave.
Jack?
Jack. I'm going to bowl the flipper.
Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.
Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.
Jand il... j
Julio gleeson, the 'Latin lothario' of the game.
Just came in to see you privately.
Just get on with it, son.
Just getting them out of the system, len.
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'.
Just like Stan straight to the bar.
Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick.
Just put it in the ditch, Jack.
Just put it in the ditch.
Just remember, the king's fairly handy
Just settle down, son. Relax.
Just telling you the way it is.
Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?
Just wondering what the hell you're up to, that's all.
Keep your 20.
Kids entertainment was riding a bike.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cityside bowling club.
Ladies and gentlemen, the queen.
Ladies, this is Jack Simpson.
Ladies, this is the best damn trifle I've had bar none.
Laments that she never got that recipe
Lawn bowls?
Legs 11.
Len Johnson
Len Johnson?
Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.
Len, listen... Zurich on the other line.
Len, thanks for the call. Gotta go. You're a good egg.
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,
Len: On that Saturday in 1948,
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
Len: The no pokies route.
Len: We don't have one long enough.
Len: We must explore all avenues.
Len: Well done, fellas. We're through to the third round.
Len: Well, well, well.
Len: Yep, we're off to the semis.

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