Secret Magic Control Agency Edit

A bellflower will counteract the swamp mud.

A compass, scissors, a hand saw,

A license? Have a lifetime one!

A lock?

A trip to a far away tropical paradise!

About the witch who kidnapped the king going through the crowd.

Adiós, sister.

Agent Gretel is his sister.

Agent Gretel!

Agent Gretel.

Agent Gretel.

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh! Let's go.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ahhh!

Ah! Hah.

Ah! Here it is.

Ah! Hm!

Ah! It's not real fire. It's cold.

Ah! Ow, ow! Ow…

Ah! So, tell me, how's your life?

Ah! There's a mighty lake witch.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Oh!

Ahh! Oof!

Ahh! Ooh!

Ahh?

Ahh.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Oof!

All by my own efforts!

All my life, I dreamt of becoming Best Agent,

All witches use brooms to fly.

Allegedly.

Almost ready.

An evil sorceress has been terrorizing the whole area by the Enchanted Forest.

And a charlatan.

And anything else you and your sister need on your own.

And are bringing them here right now.

And as for you, Agent Gretel,

And careful, the passage is very narrow.

And defeated the Gingerbread House Witch by some sort of miracle.

And especially not about our secret agency.

And ever since, they can see farther than any mortal eyes.

And fight against evil,

And haven't been harmed by any other fire since then.

And her dream is to become the Best Agent.

And here is our wedding invitation.

And here's the way out.

And I can easily make Baba Yaga take the spell off us.

And I thought you had no brains left,

And in the process,

And lipstick!

And love me, too.

And made my first arrest."

And more panic.

And my fans can't see that.

And now, because of you, I get fooled like a newbie!

And reverse engineer them to create gear and gadgets for our agents.

And set fire to my hut! Rotten kids!

And the dog is evidence.

And the main course,

And the title of Best Agent of the Kingdom.

And then there is chicken legs stuffed with apples in their own juices.

And then we'll nail the kidnapper.

And this is a magic watch.

And this is my kitchen now.

And time is running out.

And we only use them to study.

And you only bring trouble anyway.

And you should have listened to me and gone to get help anyway!

And you, Agent Gretel,

And you're about to kidnap my beloved king.

And you're going to serve enchanted cookies at your wedding.

And your license has been revoked.

And, of course, dessert.

Anti stray pebbles. You'll never go astray if you have 'em.

Anyone who eats even one of her cookies will instantly become her slave!

Are officially a Royal Magician of the 80th Level.

Are you all right?

Are you out of your mind? Baba Yaga eats children.

Are you sure it's safe?

Arrest Hansel immediately and bring him to me.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother.

As soon as I become the regular me again.

At his birthday celebration in two days, it will lead to panic, chaos,

At your service.

Aw, come on.

Aw! It must be cool to have such a famous brother.

Aww!

Aye, ma'am.

Aye, ma'am.

Aye, ma'am.

Aye, ma'am.

Baba Yaga's broom, you ran to get it on the roof?

Bah ooh?

Be sure that he will.

Believe me, there must be some mistake.

Bingo.

Bingo. Follow him!

Blown up storage?

Borrowed it from Agent Stepdaughter.

Boys! Show this lady her way home.

Bring our agents the Brothers Grimm to me now.

Bronzed turkey baked with potatoes.

Brothers Grimm, from the Public Affairs Department, reporting as ordered, ma'am.

But I can prophesy it and help you.

But I'm a special agent, and I can do this.

But I'm afraid I won't make it without my partner.

But if you still manage to find the king,

But it doesn't much matter anymore.

But not a single word about the king,

But now me and my brother are thick as thieves.

But now you should go to sleep.

But remember, if you tell anyone that it was me

But still!

But that just rocked!

But the whole kingdom.

But we are not just some regular kids, after all.

But we have to save the king!

But what king will marry that chef of theft?

But where are your parents?

But you always work alone!

But you betrayed our family and became a charlatan.

But you worked it out so that we could hijack the mortar and save ourselves.

But, no, you've grown up so presumptuous.

But, unfortunately, I can't do real magic.

But… what have I won?

By the way, your dog just reeks of vanilla.

Calm down!

Charlatan.

Children?

Come here. I just found something.

Come on, sis. This is no way to treat family.

Congratulations, Agent Gretel. The most brilliant mission in history.

Cookies!

Could you please lend me one of your amulets?

Covertly watches all the magicians of the kingdom.

Daddy's been looking for you for four hours already.

Decided to run away?

Did you eat something special to be like this?

Distract them until I find the king.

Do you agree to take as your wife,

Do you have tattoos? You go clubbing?

Do you think I didn't want to become an agent…

Do you think it really flies?

Don't disappoint me.

Don't ever come back here again, rascals.

Don't fall asleep. What do we do?

Don't forget that I'm Special Agent Gretel

Don't let them in here!

Don't lie to me.

Don't listen to her!

Don't touch anything here.

Don't touch those! You don't know…

Don't write them all in your "Dear Diary for Secrets."

Don't you have, like, any personal life?

Done what? Found kidnapped kings?

Double up on the restraints, use two boots on it.

Dream on! Sleep.

Dream on. Get ready.

Eh?

Enough!

Errrgh!

Even the wolves are afraid to go.

Every resident of our kingdom will know that you're nothing but a charlatan.

Every single trick you've ever pulled.

Everyone who wields some magic,

Everything gets better after a good night's sleep.

Exactly! I've always achieved everything on my own.

Exactly! The whole kingdom was just going crazy.

Exactly! Tricks!

Exactly. How did I miss this?

Feed them with my cookies!

Feeling powerless.

Finally, you're here.

Find them.

First thing they teach you in the SMCA Academy is,

Follow me.

Follow me. There's a secret passage.

For kidnapping His Majesty, you will be sentenced to life in…

For saving the kingdom from the evil witch,

For that kind of license, I wouldn't just find the king,

For the raven feather, we need a firebird feather.

Forget the king and stay here to enjoy the endless celebration.

Forgive me.

Freezing cold.

From the Secret Magic Control Agency,

Fungus Shrinkillus by Baba Yaga.

Fungus Shrinkillus!

Get 'em! Men, this way!

Get me out now!

Get me out of here!

Get out of my kingdom! Never set foot in here again!

Get them and send them to the oven.

Get up.

Getting any help from the SMCA apparently isn't an option,

Give it… no!

Give me my bag, or I'll make cookies out of your brother.

Give that to me! It's mine!

Give us back the king and we'll go easy on you.

Gnah!

Go away! Down! Bad dog!

Go on.

Go! [soldier grunting and screaming]

Going to school again! Wahhh!

Good girl.

Good luck.

Good morning, Rosario!

Good morning.

Got it! The mystery ingredient that brings them to life.

Got the bellflower.

Granny Baba Yaga, we're children, Hansel and Gretel.

Great pastry to whet your appetite.

Gretel, help!

Gretel!

Gretel!

Gretel!

Gretel!

Gretel?

Guards! Guards!

Guh!

Ha Huh?

Ha ha! Ha!

Ha hah! Ha ha!

Ha? Hah!

Hah ha!

Hah ha! This thing is amazing!

Hah!

Hah!

Hah! Mm!

Hansel and Gretel are gone.

Hansel and Gretel are the best.

Hansel, where are you?

Hansel? Statue?

Hansel.

Have you found the king?

He's distracting them for us.

Heh…

Help me find some ingredients.

Help me up.

Help me up.

Help!

Help! Help!

Her cookies always appear out of the blue,

Here you go, Mom.

Here, quick!

Here!

Here's a list of ingredient suppliers to the king's kitchen.

Hey, cupcake!

Hey, it's just a puppy. We can't just leave him completely alone.

Hey, just trying to earn my keep.

Hey, we're a great team.

Hey, why didn't they give me one?

Hey, you! Get back to your place at once!

Hey, you! Hut!

Hey, you! What have you done? What's going on here?

Hey, you. Hey, come here. Mon Dieu!

Hey!

Hey! I wasn't calling you names.

Hey! This won't do. Come back!

His Majesty and I are flying to his palace to get married!

Hm mm.

Hm?

Hm?

Hm? Oh!

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm. [sniffing]

Hm. Uh…

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. [gasping] And just five minutes ago, I built this!

Holy amulets!

Homework, vegetables, being grounded,

Hoo! Huh!

Hooray!

How 'bout a goose feather?

How about our secret handshake?

How?

How? The unicycle is gone, and we're surrounded by swamps!

Hu ahh!

Huh agh!

Huh ah! Uh! Oof!

Huh ahh!

Huh eyahh.

Huh ho! Disco dancing every Friday.

Huh uh!

Huh uh!

Huh uh!

Huh uh! Mm.

Huh uh.

Huh uhh!

Huh uhh! Huh ahh!

Huh!

Huh! Eee! Uh!

Huh! Hey! Ah! Uh! Stop it!

Huh! Hm…

Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [dough ball groaning]

Huh? Huh

Huh? Huh!

Huh? Is the genie not coming out of the bottle?

Huh? Oh! Get back here.

Huh? Oof! Uh…

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Huh…

Huhh!

Huhh! Uh!

Huhh! Uhh!

I also accept jewelry and precious stones over two carats.

I always knew that, deep down, you were a decent man.

I am Agent Stepmother, Head of the Secret Magic Control Agency.

I am Master Hansel!

I am the only one in history to get the royal scholarship without parental help.

I can be Best Agent like Mom and Dad were, so they'd be proud of me."

I can't afford a doctor,

I can't believe my eyes.

I can't believe we're working together!

I can't really understand where this is going.

I can't! I'm gonna fall!

I could use some sleep.

I do have some magic gold coins.

I don't even know how to show my gratitude.

I don't know, freeze to death?

I don't know. You're the master of performances.

I don't think so.

I don't want to be a child!

I found traces of an ingredient that I believe brought the king's food to life.

I guess we'll get to find out if it can really fly.

I had no money at all, but you have plenty!

I had one of the most intense experiences of my life today."

I had to so you could fulfill your dream!

I have a huge household and I don't need any kind of trouble.

I have never held any grudge against you.

I have plenty of fans lining up to see me anyway.

I haven't kidnapped your king!

I hope so. We won't get the king back as long as we're kids.

I just helped you get started.

I just waited for everyone to leave.

I know how. Follow me.

I know you have no power over the coming future,

I mean, illusionist?

I need a hairstyle to open up my inner world.

I now pronounce you to be husband and wife.

I sacrificed the most precious thing I had…

I saw it back on the shelf.

I thought I might keep it. You know, wind in my hair,

I thought you were the only one who produced magic potions.

I told you not to throw magic potions around.

I told you not to touch anything. [laughing]

I took care of that. Look!

I took that statue a while back, I returned it.

I use this gag on stage. Fools 'em every time.

I want it! I want this amulet!

I was a straight A student for ten years!

I wasn't talking about you.

I will make great candies out of you.

I will, my darling. I will.

I won't go through that again!

I would have found the king, but no…

I wouldn't have accomplished any of this if I hadn't gotten the royal scholarship.

I'd be happy to, ma'am,

I'd find you the Invisible Man!

I'd like you to try my brand new royal dessert.

I'd say "wipe" rather than "swipe," as in completely wipe out. [laughs]

I'll boil the potion by morning and take the hex right off.

I'll buy all of them!

I'll give you some food and warm beds and will tell you everything.

I'll grant you a license of an 80th level sorcerer.

I'll make an antidote.

I'll prolong your license for ten more years at once,

I'll show you. You're gonna regret this.

I'll take care of that.

I'm a traitor?

I'm actually guaranteed one carrier pigeon message.

I'm Agent Gretel.

I'm Agent Gretel.

I'm an orphan, my little sister has fallen badly ill.

I'm coming!

I'm definitely keeping it.

I'm Hansel, an honest and innocent person.

I'm happy to serve the kingdom, Your Majesty.

I'm just a law abidin' circus worker tryin' to earn an honest wage.

I'm just gonna go put the kettle on.

I'm most certain they've tracked the kidnapper

I'm not asking you for a favor, Master Hansel.

I'm so gracious.

I'm so happy you're finally paying a visit

I'm so sorry I can't help you with anything.

I'm sorry we took you for Ilvira's servants.

I'm sorry, all I heard was "artist."

I'm sure you're gonna love them soon enough,

I'm taking back what I said about your brains.

I'm talking to you. Stupid piece of wood.

I'm telling you for the last time, find some other place to play your games.

I'm the Head Chef,

I'm the king!

I'm thinking.

I'm trying, but he's heavier than that tacky gold statue of him.

I've been dreaming of this my whole life!

I've been hexed just recently. Take a look!

If I had one, I'd be the coolest

If I knew, I'd have stopped those raids long ago.

If I were you, I wouldn't do that…

If it wasn't for me, she'd have already caught up with us.

If it's because of the flying carpet, everyone saw it flying when I sold it.

If our king marries her…

If the king is not present at his birthday celebration in two days,

If you smell some serum, be ready to encounter some magic.

If you want me to take the spells off in the morning.

If you weren't such a liar and swindler,

Illy! They're trying to kidnap me.

Ilvira, we love you!

Ilvira, we love you!

Ilvira, we love you!

Ilvira, we love you!

Ilvira!

Ilvira!

Ilvira?

In sickness and health,

Incredible! You formulated a reagent.

It has absolutely everything,

It was a false trail.

It was black magic. Shall I assemble the army, sir?

It was Fungus Shrinkillus.

It was just a little trick to advertise my business.

It was just a publicity stunt…

It was only you who made that dream come true.

It wasn't me. Somebody must have planted those.

It's a trick, cold fire.

It's a whole army!

It's about Master Hansel.

It's all about work.

It's black magic!

It's in the sketchiest part of town.

It's private!

It's probably booby trapped, so watch your step.

It's ready!

It's so cool here.

It's the law.

Jerk.

Just another dead end.

Just like we dreamed when we were kids. [laughing]

Just look at this!

Just take a quick look and take them off.

Keep what happened as a strict secret.

Kids. Pretty, plump, and tasty.

Leave it! Let's go.

Let Ahhh!

Let's celebrate with a feast!

Let's get out of here. Come on.

Let's get to work.

Let's go back to the SMCA.

Let's go to the Thick Forest.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's not break that fine tradition, okay?

Let's party!

Let's see about that.

Let's send him to the others.

Let's sit down, have some tea, catch up.

Lift with your legs, Hansel! Legs!

Like I can't tell a real amulet from fake.

Like shadows of ninjas.

Listen to what grown ups are saying.

Living food!

Look!

Look! Here, fetch! Go get it! Tah!

Look! There's the Magic Lake.

Looks like we found someone's secret stash.

Looks like you fell into the slugs' trap.

Made complete idiots out of them.

Made such big fools out of us all?

Magic R&D division.

Magnifique!

Make something up.

Master Hansel,

Master!

Maybe I'll become king. Whatd'ya think?

Maybe you should just stop resisting already.

Maybe you're rubbing it the wrong way.

Maybe. Okay, now, pass me the broom.

Men, this way!

Mm hm!

Mm hm. Mmm.

Mm!

Mm! Mm…

Mm…

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom! Mom, stop.

Mommy, let's go home!

Mommy.

My brother.

My eyes have been blinded by the heavenly bodies,

My family.

My hands have been scorched by the flames of chaos

My poor doggy must have been so scared before his death.

Negatory. I got this.

Never have a falling out with your bread and butter, right?

Never show up at a wedding without a present.

Never too late to make things right.

Never!

Nice to meet you.

Nice try, sweetie.

Nice try.

Night night, kids.

No easy life for you anymore.

No one has ever loved Ilvira,

No one has ever treated me this way!

No use crying over spilled milk.

No way I could remember all my customers.

No way! The mermaids already tried.

No worries, ma'am! We'll do our best!

No, Agent Stepmother.

No, someone who's kidnapped someone in the daylight,

No, stop! What are you doing? You can't!

No, we don't need any panic.

No!

No!

No!

No! Huh ah! Ooh.

No! I would

No! No, don't do it!

No.

No.

No.

No. I can't move!

No. I have achieved everything myself.

No. No way.

No… No!

Not me.

Not you, the potion that transformed us.

Now I'll turn you into fish to exfoliate my royal feet!

Now that villainess Ilvira is even sending children.

Now the most important thing. The results from our crime scene analysis.

Now, I'll have to work alone.

Now, let him go.

Now, they all love me!

Now, time to go to the celebration and have some fun.

Now, we can take the spell off everyone, and you are gonna pay.

Now, you're the general.

Of course!

Of course! The money you paid for my education didn't go in vain.

Oh, dear. I'm sooo sorry.

Oh, don't listen to her.

Oh, I do! I understand!

Oh, I really hated being a kid.

Oh, my doggy.

Oh, now you're gonna get it!

Oh, so it would be better if that monster had eaten us?

Oh, so what do we do now?

Oh, stop it. Can't you even let me dream?

Oh, sure. I've run all the tests.

Oh, well, you know, it's just that…

Oh, what a cruel world!

Oh, what are you talkin' about?

Oh, what do we do? She'll devour us.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Guards, get her!

Oh, you can't have too many frogs in your soup.

Oh, you…

Oh, Your Majesty, no need to go that far.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And wasn't it our parents

Oh! Hey!

Oh! What are we waiting for then? [king chuckling]

Oh! You still remember me!

Oh?

Oh.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Okay, fine. Maybe it can be of some use in the lab

Okay, let's go. There's no sign of the mystery ingredient,

Okay, sister, just like old times, huh?

Okay, time to go.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Now, you need to go to bed

One more dead end.

One more question, Granny Yaga.

One thing led to another, next thing you know,

Only three more days until my birthday!

Only, you can't look through them for long or it'll damage your eyes.

Oof!

Oof!

Ooh uh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Will there also be men?

Ooh! Yay! Congrats, Gretel! I knew you could do it!

Oops, I missed.

Oops.

Or a yew amulet from the Forbidden Mountains,

Or I will send you all to the oven!

Or that it was my dream to cheat people?

Or the Norwegian boxwood,

Our king was kidnapped right from his palace by magical means.

Our parents taught us to help each other.

Ow!

Ow! Oof! Uhh!

Ow! Where will we get a firebird feather? There's nothing like that around here.

People believe he is the greatest wizard in the kingdom.

Pfft!

Pfft! Hm!

Phew! That was a close call. [chuckling]

Please rate your driver.

Please use the manual control for landing.

Quiet!

Quiet.

Quiet. You be the lookout, I'll check here.

Remember when he stole the statue of the king

Remember, I work alone, so just stay out of my way.

Remember, we're honorable guests, not prisoners.

Rescue me? From what?

Respect, and obey…

Right! The mortar in the attic!

Roll them flat for your mommy!

Rowerr oomp!

Rumor has it the Lake Witch is a real monster.

Save the family squabble for the holiday dinner table.

Saving the kingdom together…

Secret handshake?

Secret handshake?

Seems like we're making quite a team. What do you say?

She always sends her thieving cookies here.

She did what?

She doesn't love her children!

She has my pendant.

She laced the pastries with a sleeping potion.

She needs to become queen, like me.

She puts her duties above her family.

She uses my vanilla to bake herself servants.

She's been feeding the king Love Cookies all this time to bewitch him!

She's so proud of me

Shh! Hm!

Silent, like ninjas.

Since I can't put an end to you, I will put a start to your love for me.

Sleep tight.

SMCA?

So as soon as she becomes queen,

So beautiful.

So if anyone can find the king…

So maybe I'm not the top of the food chain?

So much for the family reunion.

So much negative energy coming off her.

So no way anyone would want to marry that viper.

So she's involved in this!

So you could get that 80th level license.

So you've worked out my plan.

So your amulet is the only hope.

So, if you fail to fulfill my order again,

So, kids, have you run out of tricks?

So, now you, Master Hansel,

So, what are we gonna do? Let's go get help from the agency.

So, what kind of surprises have you prepared for us this year?

So, what was the point of you complaining about the broom?

So, what's the plan?

So, when do we escape invisibly and silently like ninjas?

Some nasty stuff again?

Someone who can see the situation from the thief's point of view.

Someone who tricked people,

Something about two small children who went astray in the forest

Sometimes you have to accept what life gives ya.

Soon, your whole kingdom will be mine!

Special Agent Gretel, have you managed to find the kidnappers?

Special Agent Gretel, Secret Magic Control Agency.

Special serum is used to create magic.

Steal our magic vanilla, and vanish without any trace.

Stolen my mortar?

Stop fooling around!

Stop hitting me!

Stop it right now.

Stop it! He's nothing but a charlatan.

Stop reading that!

Stop where you are.

Stop, you brats!

Sure, studying is not as easy as deceiving people, but…

Take the impostor away.

Take your places.

Tell them to leave me alone.

Thank you so much, Master Hansel.

Thank you, my dear.

Thank you! Thank you both.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you…

Thanks for saving me… back by the cliff.

Thanks for your criminal expertise.

That gave you these magic coins,

That means it was she who kidnapped our king?

That must be where they're hiding the king.

That's exactly what I was going to do, my sweethearts.

That's exactly why you're here.

That's how we ended up in your place.

That's impossible.

That's it?

That's my duty… as long as we're partners.

That's the little scamps I've heard so much about.

That's where Baba Yaga's lair is.

That's where I'd run things if I was trying to stay under the radar.

That's why they're here in the most secure facility ever built.

The dishes for your upcoming celebration are waiting for you to taste and approve.

The effect is temporary, a few seconds.

The farmer's property gets hit

The fate of the kingdom depends on you.

The king has been kidnapped!

The king was kidnapped by the Lake Witch.

The king wouldn't have recognized you, I would have saved him.