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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

The Muppet Christmas Carol, a heartwarming and comedic holiday film released in 1992, brings Charles Dickens' classic story to life with a delightful twist. Starring the iconic Muppet characters created by Jim Henson, the film follows the journey of the infamous Ebenezer Scrooge, played by Michael Caine, as he is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. This enchanting musical adventure features an array of lovable Muppets, including Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit, Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit, and Gonzo as Charles Dickens himself, accompanied by his loyal sidekick Rizzo the Rat. Boasting catchy songs and unforgettable performances, The Muppet Christmas Carol is a cherished holiday classic that can be enjoyed by the whole family. Experience the magic of this beloved film by playing and downloading its wonderful sounds here.

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A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
A crumb of cheese.
A crumb of cheese.
A crumb of cheese.
A crumb of cheese.
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A friend of the Fozziwig family.
A genius.
A genius.
A genius.
A genius.
A gift for me?
A gift for me?
A gift for me?
A gift for me?
A gift?
A gift?
A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you.
A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you.
A life can be made right.
A life can be made right.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas to you. And a happy New Year.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge. God save you.
A moment later, Scrooge found himself standing on a city street,
A moment later, Scrooge found himself standing on a city street,
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
A nightmare waits for you
A nightmare waits for you
A nightmare waits for you
A nightmare waits for you
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A pair of mittens that were made by your mother
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A part of childhood we'll always remember
A place of joy and laughter.
A place of joy and laughter.
A pleasure having you here.
A pleasure having you here.
A pleasure having you here.
A pleasure having you here.
A promise to share the wealth
A promise to share the wealth
A remarkable lad.
A remarkable lad.
A remarkable lad.
A remarkable lad.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat.
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A special time of caring
A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching...
A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching...
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
A time for... solitude.
A time for... solitude.
A time for... solitude.
A time for... solitude.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahh!
Ahh!
All right, Beaker, come along.
All right, Beaker, come along.
All right, Beaker, come along.
All right, Beaker, come along.
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
Am I in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
And a crutch without an owner.
And a crutch without an owner.
And a crutch without an owner.
And a crutch without an owner.
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a few moments later, dressed in his finest,
And a promise to share the wealth
And a promise to share the wealth
And a promise to share the wealth
And a promise to share the wealth
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle...
And as good a man as the good old city ever had.
And as good a man as the good old city ever had.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
And catch us when we fall
And catch us when we fall
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And decrease the surplus population.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And Edmund, my best friend.
And every day will start
And every day will start
And every day will start
And every day will start
And every path will bring me back from where I roam
And every path will bring me back from where I roam
And everyone can feel it
And everyone can feel it
And everyone can feel it
And everyone can feel it
And everyone is family
And everyone is family
And everyone is family
And everyone is family
And his sympathy for all poor men,
And his sympathy for all poor men,
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
And I am here for the food.
And I am here for the food.
And I am here for the food.
And I am here for the food.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I bet he would choke on it.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I didn't mean to fall behind in the payment.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
And I say, God bless it.
And I say, God bless it.
And I'm here. It's a miracle.
And I'm here. It's a miracle.
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in a moment, Scrooge had seen his entire childhood pass.
And in our prayers and dreams We ask you, bless us all
And in our prayers and dreams We ask you, bless us all
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And in our prayers and dreams, we ask you
And is he, too, familiar?
And is he, too, familiar?
And it could be changed.
And it could be changed.
And it could be changed.
And it could be changed.
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it is the season of the spirit
And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap.
And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap.
And know that I belong
And know that I belong
And know that I belong
And know that I belong
And leave you to make yours.
And leave you to make yours.
And leave you to make yours.
And leave you to make yours.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
And now I leave you with the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.
And now I leave you with the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.
And pay your mortgage on this house.
And pay your mortgage on this house.
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And remember, it is the season of the heart
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was better than his word.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors.
And so the boy was off like a shot. So even...
And so the boy was off like a shot. So even...
And so they arrived in Ebenezer Scrooge's childhood.
And so they arrived in Ebenezer Scrooge's childhood.
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And soon he encountered two familiar faces.
And that's the truth!
And that's the truth!
And that's the truth!
And that's the truth!
And the now is Christmas.
And the now is Christmas.
And the now is Christmas.
And the now is Christmas.
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed
And therefore, Bob Cratchit...
And therefore, Bob Cratchit...
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And thus he remained, until the nearby clock began to strike the hour.
And Tiny Tim,
And Tiny Tim,
And Tiny Tim,
And Tiny Tim,
And to beg you to share my days
And to beg you to share my days
And to beg you to share my days
And to beg you to share my days
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And unfeeling, and badly dressed...
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And we stand tall
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And what a flood of memories came back to him,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And with that, the spirits of Scrooge's partners vanished into the darkness,
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
And, er, Tiny Tim?
And, er, Tiny Tim?
And, er, Tiny Tim?
And, er, Tiny Tim?
Another year before our wedding, Ebenezer.
Another year before our wedding, Ebenezer.
Answer me one more question.
Answer me one more question.
Answer me one more question.
Answer me one more question.
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are spirits' lives so short?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are there no prisons? No poor houses?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
As dead as a doornail.
As dead as a doornail.
As dead as a doornail.
As dead as a doornail.
As freedom comes from giving love
As freedom comes from giving love
As freedom comes from giving love
As freedom comes from giving love
As hard and as ruthless as a rose petal.
As hard and as ruthless as a rose petal.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As Scrooge beheld his old classroom.
As solitary as an oyster.
As solitary as an oyster.
As solitary as an oyster.
As solitary as an oyster.
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
As the Cratchit family vanished into the darkness,
Ask him, ask him.
Ask him, ask him.
Ask him, ask him.
Ask him, ask him.
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At that moment, who should arrive at the door
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
At this time in the proceedings,
At this time in the proceedings,
At this time in the proceedings,
At this time in the proceedings,
Bah. Humbug!
Bah. Humbug!
Banana peels coming down!
Banana peels coming down!
Banana peels coming down!
Banana peels coming down!
Barely clearing expenses.
Barely clearing expenses.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because a little thing can affect them.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand.
Because I'm the stone you can't squeeze blood from.
Because I'm the stone you can't squeeze blood from.
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before he shut himself in for the night, he searched his rooms.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Before this day is done, you will understand.
Beg you to share my days
Beg you to share my days
Beg you to share my days
Beg you to share my days
Belinda.
Belinda.
Belinda.
Belinda.
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Belle, I'd like to introduce you to Ebenezer Scrooge,
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us all
Bless us, one and all
Bless us, one and all
Bless us, one and all
Bless us, one and all
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit and the bookkeepers immediately began
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit, would you and your family care to join us
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Bob Cratchit?
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy, this really is a dirty city.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Boy.
Brightly shone the moon that... night,
Brightly shone the moon that... night,
Business continues to be poor.
Business continues to be poor.
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that...
But I really hate this.
But I really hate this.
But I really hate this.
But I really hate this.
But it won't do no good...
But it won't do no good...
But it won't do no good...
But it won't do no good...
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But not a rat, a leech, or a cockroach?
But Scrooge's nephew, Fred. His only living relative.
But Scrooge's nephew, Fred. His only living relative.
But the thing that made Scrooge happiest of all
But the thing that made Scrooge happiest of all
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But then, if he's going to die, he'd better do it,
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
But, Mr. Scrooge, sir, we did discuss it.
Can I have your attention, please?
Can I have your attention, please?
Can I have your attention, please?
Can I have your attention, please?
Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?
Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Captive, bound, we're double ironed, exhausted by the weight
Caring not a button for the darkness.
Caring not a button for the darkness.
Certainly not.
Certainly not.
Certainly not.
Certainly not.
Change!
Change!
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist.
Children, children, it's time to set the table.
Children, children, it's time to set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Children, please go set the table.
Chills you to the bone
Chills you to the bone
Chills you to the bone
Chills you to the bone
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that, surely.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Collecting donations for the poor and homeless.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come along, ladies. Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come Ebenezer, the last coach is leaving.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come in, and know me better, man.
Come on, he never goes home for Christmas.
Come on, he never goes home for Christmas.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, Rizzo. We'll follow him in.
Come on, son.
Come on, son.
Come on, son.
Come on, son.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, let us go inside.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, Scrooge, there is much to see.
Come, there is much to see.
Come, there is much to see.
Come. My time grows short.
Come. My time grows short.
Come. My time grows short.
Come. My time grows short.
Comfort!
Comfort!
Comfort!
Comfort!
Compares with home
Compares with home
Compares with home
Compares with home
Covetous old sinner.
Covetous old sinner.
Covetous old sinner.
Covetous old sinner.
Crachy.
Crachy.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy.
Daddy.
Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.
Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Did I tell you that I am the Ghost of Christmas Present?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know how much the firm is spending for this party?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Does it pull a hansom cab?
Don't ask him for a favor 'cause his nastiness increases
Don't ask him for a favor 'cause his nastiness increases
Don't you have other things to do this afternoon?
Don't you have other things to do this afternoon?
Donation.
Donation.
Donation.
Donation.
Each one connected with a thousand thoughts, hopes, joys and cares,
Each one connected with a thousand thoughts, hopes, joys and cares,
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, life is a golden opportunity.
Ebenezer, this is Belle,
Ebenezer, this is Belle,
Emmy.
Emmy.
Emmy.
Emmy.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Even the vegetables don't like him.
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day, in every way Scrooge is getting worse
Every day's a gift
Every day's a gift
Every day's a gift
Every day's a gift
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips
Every one.
Every one.
Every one.
Every one.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone was out and about this fine morning.
Everyone, please, can I have your attention for a moment?
Everyone, please, can I have your attention for a moment?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, everyone. Can we have some quiet, please?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Fozziwig?
Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time.
Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one.
Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!
Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fa la la la la La la la la
Fills me up with laughter Fills me up with song
Fills me up with laughter Fills me up with song
Five!
Five!
Five!
Five!
Follow a friendly chart
Follow a friendly chart
Follow a friendly chart
Follow a friendly chart
Follow me, lad.
Follow me, lad.
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a little turkey dinner on this fine Christmas Day?
For a moment, I was worried.
For a moment, I was worried.
For a moment, I was worried.
For a moment, I was worried.
For his dark and drafty houses
For his dark and drafty houses
For his dark and drafty houses
For his dark and drafty houses
For well meaning gentlemen to call upon businesses,
For well meaning gentlemen to call upon businesses,
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Forget it. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
Fun, huh?
Fun, huh?
Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Gentlemen, let's close up for Christmas.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get 'em while they're fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Get your boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
Go forth, and know him better, man.
God bless us, every one.
God bless us, every one.
God save my little broken body.
God save my little broken body.
God save my little broken body.
God save my little broken body.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good King Wencelas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye, lunch!
Goodbye, lunch!
Goose. They're cooking goose down there.
Goose. They're cooking goose down there.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Ha. You tellin' me.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Hang on, Rizzo.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Harvest time for the moneylenders.
Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas?
Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas?
Having Christmas with friends.
Having Christmas with friends.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He became as good a friend, as good a master,
He charges folks a fortune
He charges folks a fortune
He charges folks a fortune
He charges folks a fortune
He did it all, and infinitely more.
He did it all, and infinitely more.
He didn't give it to me.
He didn't give it to me.
He didn't give it to me.
He didn't give it to me.
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He has no time for friends or fun
He has no time for friends or fun
He has no time for friends or fun
He has no time for friends or fun
He lets his hunger rule
He lets his hunger rule
He must be so lonely
He must be so lonely
He must be so lonely
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He must be so sad
He never gives He only takes
He never gives He only takes
He never gives He only takes
He never gives He only takes
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He said he hoped the people saw him in church
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He saw his old school room age and decay.
He should be back now.
He should be back now.
He should be back now.
He should be back now.
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scroo...
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge.
He was a tightfisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He was hard and sharp as a flint.
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's got him. The old boy's speechless.
He's really a victim
He's really a victim
He's really a victim
He's really a victim
He's very generous to charities.
He's very generous to charities.
He's very generous to charities.
He's very generous to charities.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Hear me, I'm not the man I was.
Heat wave!
Heat wave!
Heat wave!
Heat wave!
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heaven in the Christmas time be praised for this day.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Heights, and jumping from them.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, boys. Hello.
Hello, girls.
Hello, girls.
Hello, girls.
Hello, girls.
Hello, London!
Hello, London!
Hello, London!
Hello, London!
Hello, my dears.
Hello, my dears.
Hello, my dears.
Hello, my dears.
Hello, Peter.
Hello, Peter.
Hello, Peter.
Hello, Peter.
Hello? Uncle?
Hello? Uncle?
Hello? Uncle?
Hello? Uncle?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Here.
Here.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Here's Mrs. Fozziwig to start the party.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, don't be sweeping the chimney now.
Hey, get back in the box, Martin!
Hey, get back in the box, Martin!
Hey, I'm stuck, get me out of here.
Hey, I'm stuck, get me out of here.
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!
Hey, look. Fruit.
Hey, look. Fruit.
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, say goodbye!
Hey, we're going down.
Hey, we're going down.
Hi, guys, we're back.
Hi, guys, we're back.
Hi, guys, we're back.
Hi, guys, we're back.
His anger makes that clear
His anger makes that clear
His anger makes that clear
His anger makes that clear
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Hmm. Well, I'm usually trustworthy.
Hmm. Well, I'm usually trustworthy.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty Pants.
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
How about a dog?
How about a dog?
How about a dog?
How about a dog?
How can we endure it?
How can we endure it?
How could we marry now? There's not even enough for a decent home.
How could we marry now? There's not even enough for a decent home.
How do you know what Scrooge is doing?
How do you know what Scrooge is doing?
How does he do that?
How does he do that?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How much time off is customary, Mr. Cratchit?
How precious life can be
How precious life can be
How precious life can be
How precious life can be
How was the churchyard?
How was the churchyard?
How was the churchyard?
How was the churchyard?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Humbug!
Humbug!
Humbug!
Humbug!
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
Humbug. Speak comfort to me, friends.
I am here to tell the story.
I am here to tell the story.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am prepared to follow and to learn, with a thankful heart.
I am serious. Buy it for me and I'll give you a shilling.
I am serious. Buy it for me and I'll give you a shilling.
I am sure we shall never forget Tiny Tim.
I am sure we shall never forget Tiny Tim.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I am, too.
I am, too.
I am, too.
I am, too.
I am.
I am.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall.
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good,
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I believe it will end upon the stroke of 12.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I can remember nearly 1,900 years.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I cannot afford to make idle people merry.
I chose my profession in this room.
I chose my profession in this room.
I chose my profession in this room.
I chose my profession in this room.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do have a good one, Clara. Guess.
I do make this promise, every breath I take
I do make this promise, every breath I take
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do not make merry myself for Christmas.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't believe I've ever met anybody like you before, sir.
I don't know a single soul who would go to it.
I don't know a single soul who would go to it.
I don't know or care why he's gone.
I don't know or care why he's gone.
I don't know what to do. I'm as light as a feather.
I don't know what to do. I'm as light as a feather.
I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.
I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.
I fear to, but I must.
I fear to, but I must.
I fear to, but I must.
I fear to, but I must.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
I had 1,274 brothers and sisters.
I had 1,274 brothers and sisters.
I haven't missed it. The spirits did it all in one night.
I haven't missed it. The spirits did it all in one night.
I just wish there was something we could give you.
I just wish there was something we could give you.
I keep telling you, storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.
I keep telling you, storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I knew you weren't suited for literature.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know how to treat the poor.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know it all so well, spirit.
I know some of those gentlemen, spirit.
I know some of those gentlemen, spirit.
I look into the eyes of love
I look into the eyes of love
I look into the eyes of love
I look into the eyes of love
I love them so much, I think we'll do it twice a year.
I love them so much, I think we'll do it twice a year.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love these annual Christmas parties.
I love you, Belle.
I love you, Belle.
I love you, Belle.
I love you, Belle.
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt?
I mean, yes, but you did.
I mean, yes, but you did.
I mean, yes, but you did.
I mean, yes, but you did.
I only know he's dead.
I only know he's dead.
I only know he's dead.
I only know he's dead.
I pay Bob such a small amount.
I pay Bob such a small amount.
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I picked a spot for Tim where he can see...
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snowbank.
I remember.
I remember.
I remember.
I remember.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose I should be grateful for that.
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I suppose you enjoyed that?
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think he's walked a little slower these past two evenings.
I think I must, in fact.
I think I must, in fact.
I think it was their money.
I think it was their money.
I think it was their money.
I think it was their money.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I think we've taken enough of Mr. Scrooge's time.
I told you, these are the shadows of the things that have been.
I told you, these are the shadows of the things that have been.
I understand, spirit.
I understand, spirit.
I understand, spirit.
I understand, spirit.
I was a boy here.
I was a boy here.
I was a boy here.
I was a boy here.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt.
I was often alone.
I was often alone.
I was often alone.
I was often alone.
I wasn't eating them,
I wasn't eating them,
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will bid you welcome What is mine is yours
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future.
I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me.
I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me.
I will sail a friendly course
I will sail a friendly course
I will sail a friendly course
I will sail a friendly course
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I wish to see friends, kin. Show me family.
I would not want to show weak eyes to your father,
I would not want to show weak eyes to your father,
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, Ebenezer Scrooge?
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I, I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr. Scrooge.
I?
I?
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'll bring it to Bob Cratchit's house.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm as happy as an angel, I'm as merry as a schoolboy.
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm being stolen. Help me, help me!
I'm looking forward to it, headmaster.
I'm looking forward to it, headmaster.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm okay, okay.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I'm very pleased, and please enjoy yourself.
I've got his blankets.
I've got his blankets.
I've got his blankets.
I've got his blankets.
If any man alive possessed the knowledge.
If any man alive possessed the knowledge.
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour
If I could work my will,
If I could work my will,
If I could work my will,
If I could work my will,
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
If lunch is provided.
If lunch is provided.
If lunch is provided.
If lunch is provided.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die.
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they gave a prize for being mean
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it,
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder.
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, sir,
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
If you please, why open the office tomorrow?
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In a minute. I had a bag of jelly beans over here.
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In all the places you find love
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, the Marleys had been business partners
In life, we were your partners,
In life, we were your partners,
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is born again each day Don't let it slip away
Is it vegetable?
Is it vegetable?
Is it vegetable?
Is it vegetable?
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is make it last all year
Is that not true?
Is that not true?
Is that not true?
Is that not true?
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Isn't that swell?
Isn't that swell?
Isn't that swell?
Isn't that swell?
It can't be helped, Belle.
It can't be helped, Belle.
It can't be helped, Belle.
It can't be helped, Belle.
It cannot be dawn.
It cannot be dawn.
It cannot be dawn.
It cannot be dawn.
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
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