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Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek (2009) is a thrilling science fiction film directed by J.J. Abrams. This reboot of the beloved franchise takes viewers on an exhilarating adventure through space and time. The film showcases a stellar cast including Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Spock, and Zoe Saldana as Uhura. The story follows the early days of the USS Enterprise crew as they unite to face a powerful and vengeful Romulan named Nero, played by Eric Bana. With a perfect blend of action, humor, and nostalgia, Star Trek (2009) captures the essence of the original series while spinning an exciting new tale. Immerse yourself in the epic sounds of this movie and download them here for an out-of-this-world audio experience.

A boy?
A captain cannot cheat death.
A curious metaphor, Doctor,
A hostage of the war criminal known as Nero.
A Klingon armada was destroyed. Forty seven ships.
A life l will deprive you of, just like l did your father.
A rescue attempt would be illogical.
A ship we must return you to as soon as possible.
A star went supernova, consuming everything in its path.
A star will explode and threaten to destroy the galaxy.
A trick l learned from an old friend.
ACADEMY PRESIDENT : Step forward, please.
ACADEMY PRESIDENT : This session has been called
Acting Captain Spock has marooned me on Delta Vega,
Affirmative.
Alert Medical Bay to prepare to receive
Alert Medical.
Alert Vulcan Command Center to signal a planet wide evacuation,
All crew members from the damaged ship.
All decks, this is Captain Pike. Prepare for immediate departure.
All decks, this is the Captain speaking. Evacuate the ship immediately.
All l got left is my bones.
All remaining power to forward shields. Prepare shuttles for evacuation.
All she's got isn't good enough!
All stop in three, two, one.
All the other ships are out of warp, sir, and have arrived at Vulcan,
Also occurred on the day of my birth,
Also, my mother was human,
An alternate reality.
An anger l cannot control.
An exceptional aural sensitivity and, l quote,
An unparalleled ability to identify sonic anomalies
And advanced me to acting captain.
And allowed my people to burn while their planet broke in half.
And assist in evacuations if necessary.
And at 2300 hours last night, there was an attack.
And did l not on multiple occasions demonstrate
And fine has variable definitions. Fine is unacceptable.
And for 25 years l planned my revenge against the Federation,
And for you.
And forgot what it was like to live a normal life.
And how do you expect us to rescue them
And if we drop out of warp behind one of Saturn's moons, say, Titan,
And in my opinion, it's something Starfleet's lost.
And it was reported that the Romulans were in one ship, one massive ship.
And l know exactly what's going on here, okay?
And Lieutenant Uhura is unmatched in xenolinguistics.
And most of its six biIIion inhabitants.
And no one goes back for seconds, let alone thirds.
And order you to surrender your vessel.
And our blood boils in 1 3 seconds.
And purge all emotion,
And reflect utmost credit to yourself, your crew and the Federation.
And release a toxin that will force you to answer.
And Spock, he didn't help us. He betrayed us!
And the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is underway.
And transport of a patient is to be determined
And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case ofAndorian shingles.
And when l lost her, l promised myself retribution.
And while you were well aware that my unqualified desire
And yet, you can be in two places at once.
And yet, you married a human.
And you know of this Klingon attack how?
And you're done. l'm talking about food. Real food.
Are going crazy here. You should see this.
Are they?
Are you actually suggesting they're from the future?
Are you making a logical choice, sending Kirk away?
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
As a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.
As ambassador to Earth, it is my duty
As Captain, he does know details of Starfleet's defenses.
As does your Vulcan crew member. Isn't that right, Spock?
As I began my return trip, I was intercepted.
As we've been doing for 25 years.
As you have yet to select a first officer,
As you wish.
ASSEMBLY PRESIDENT : This assembly calls Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
At 2200 hours, telemetry detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone.
At ease, gentlemen.
At the discretion of his attending physician, which is me.
Attention, crew of the Enterprise. This is James Kirk.
Aye, that's me. You're in the right place.
AYEL ON MONITOR : Hello.
Ayel says it's time.
Ayel!
BARRACK LEADER 1 : Fugeman, ReguIa One! Gerace, U.S.S. Farragut!
BARRACK LEADER 2 : All right, listen up!
Based on the fact that l have been emotionally compromised.
Based on the Narada's course from Vulcan,
Based on what facts?
Because I faiIed.
Because you needed each other. l could not deprive you
Before a Romulan ship attacked the U.S.S. Kelvin.
Before being killed in action, did he not?
Before you completely reject me?
Beginning with the attack on the U.S.S. Kelvin,
Billions of lives lost because of me, Jim.
Bones, it doesn't bother you that no one's ever passed the test?
Bravo six maneuver! Fire full spread!
Bring up the video.
Bullshit.
But could you not have come a wee bit sooner?
But I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth.
But if you were Spock, you'd know we're not friends. At all.
But l did not forget the pain.
But l thought you said she was gone for the night.
But that was another life.
But to create a Romulus that exists free of the Federation.
But we have to assume every Federation planet's a target.
But we seem to have lost all contact.
But you say he's from the future, knows what's gonna happen?
But you're here now, so thank you. Where is it?
By recommending a full stop mid warp during a rescue mission?
By the time we've gathered, it'll be too late.
Cadet Kirk, evidence has been submitted to this council
Can l get another one?
Captain Pike, your transporter has been disabled.
Captain Spock! Detecting unauthorized access to Water Turbine Control Board.
Captain, gravitational sensors are off the scale.
Captain, l've picked up another ship!
Captain, the enemy ship is losing power! Their shields are down, sir.
Captain, this man's under the influence
Captain, we gain nothing by diplomacy. Going over to that ship is a mistake.
Captain, we have Starfleet officers aboard the ship.
Captain, we have visual.
Captain, we're being hailed.
Captain, we're caught in the gravity well! lt's got us!
Captain, what are you doing?
Captain?
Captain.
Capture that ship!
Centaurian slugs.
Christopher Pike, Captain, U.S.S. Enterprise...
CIass M pIanet. Unsafe.
Citizen, what is your name?
Citizen! Pull over.
Clear the pad. l'm beaming to the surface.
Clear those decks now! Get to the shuttles! Move, move, move!
Come with me, cupcake!
Commander? Sir, you didn't call my name. Kirk, James T.
Commissioned by the VuIcan Science Academy.
Communication and transport are inoperative.
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER : Could whatever this is be of Klingon origin?
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER : Repeat. Could this be Klingon?
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER : Yes, ma'am. I understand.
COMPUTER : Ambassador Spock, you are on a collision course.
COMPUTER : Authorization not recognized.
COMPUTER : Impact aIert.
COMPUTER : Incoming missiIes. If the ship is hit, the red matter will be ignited.
COMPUTER : Stardate 2387.
COMPUTER : Start up sequence initiated.
COMPUTER : Turbine reIease vaIve activated.
COMPUTER : Voice print and face recognition analysis enabled.
Computer, what is your manufacturing origin?
Council. Ministers, l must decline.
CREWMAN : Deflector shields are holding.
Culminating in the events of today,
Damn it, man, l'm a doctor, not a physicist.
Damn it.
Deserves more pomp and circumstance than we can afford today.
Did l know my father?
Did you get onboard the Enterprise?
Did you just say, That is so weird?
Dilithium chamber's at maximum, Captain.
Disable it, take it over and get Pike back.
Divert auxiliary power from port nacelles to forward shields.
Do not try to.
Do you know where it is? The black hole device.
Dock Control reports ready, Captain.
Don't be such an infant.
Don't move. Don't move!
Don't move. Stay right where you are.
Don't worry, l...
Don't you want to at least know my name
Dr Puri, report.
Drop us down underneath them, Sulu.
Either we're going down or they are.
Emotions run deep within our race.
Engines at maximum warp, Captain.
Enough!
Ensign authorization code
Ensign authorization code nine five Wictor Wictor two.
Enterprise, where are you?
Especially after the events of today.
Evasive pattern Delta five!
Every second we waste, Nero's getting closer to his next target.
Except, the thing is, even if l believed you, right,
Excuse me.
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
Father!
Fencing.
Fine, Chekov, Pavel Andreievich. Begin ship wide mission broadcast.
Fire all phasers! Damage report.
Fire everything!
Fire on all enemy ships.
For a moment there, l thought you were just a dumb hick
For my dissertation, l was assigned the U.S.S. Kelvin.
For one reason.
For something that was clearly an accident.
Forgive me. Emotional transference is an effect of the mind meld.
Forty five hundred meters to target.
Forty seven Klingon warbirds destroyed by Romulans, sir,
Four thirds pi times the radius cubed.
Four thousand meters.
Four years? l'll do it in three.
Four, three, two...
Frequencies, please, sir.
From there, as long as the drill is not actuated,
From two targets onto one pad before!
Full reverse. Come about starboard 90 degrees.
Furthermore, you have failed to divine the purpose of the test.
GEORGE ON COMLINK : Captain to shuttle 37. Is my wife onboard ?
GEORGE ON COMLINK : You're okay. Thank God.
George, you should be here.
George? The shuttle's leaving. Where are you?
George.
Get down!
Get him off this ship.
Get me Starfleet Command.
Get off there! lt's not a climbing frame.
Get out of it.
Get to your designated shuttlecraft. Repeat. Evacuate...
Give me one quarter impulse burst for five seconds.
Give me your hand! Come on.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Gotcha!
Governing the treatment of prisoners aboard a star...
Green blooded hobgoblin.
Guys, he's had enough!
Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
He also ordered us to go back and get him.
He beamed me here so that I could observe his vengeance.
He called himself Nero,
He captured my vessel and spared my life,
He didn't call my name.
He has lungworms, sir. He couldn't report to his post.
He held me responsible for the Ioss of his world.
He inferred that universe ending paradoxes would ensue
He is a particularly troubled Romulan.
He proudly lived to see you become Captain of the Enterprise.
He saved 800 lives, including your mother's. And yours.
He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a g****fruit
He went on to captain the U.S.S. Enterprise.
He... The other Spock is not gonna believe me.
He... The other Spock is not gonna believe me.
He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru exam for the last four years.
HeIIo.
Hello, ladies!
Helm, thrusters.
Her christening will just have to be our reward for a safe return. Carry on.
Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds,
Her shot's on her. Thanks but no thanks.
Hey, farm boy. Maybe you can't count, but there are four of us and one of you.
His heart rate's elevated.
Hmm.
Hold on a second!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
How did you manage to beam aboard this ship?
How did you persuade him to keep your secret?
How do you know my name?
How long is it supposed to...
How the hell did they do that, by the way?
However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping,
However, there is Starfleet Regulation 61 9.
HUMPHREY : Atmospheric stabilization has been lost.
I am now a member of an endangered species.
I estimate no more than 10,000 have survived.
I had IittIe time.
I had to extract the red matter and shoot it into the supernova.
I have therefore cIassified him
I know you were all expecting to regroup with the fleet,
I must get them myself.
I promised the Romulans that I would save their planet.
I was en route, when the unthinkable happened.
I went through the black hole.
I wouId rather suffer the end of RomuIus a thousand times.
I would be helpless to save mine.
I would rather die in agony than accept assistance from you.
I'm not gonna be there.
If you think you have the tactical advantage,
If you'll pardon the engineering parlance.
In my attempt to escape, both of us were pulled into the black hole.
In ord er to negotiate a cease fire.
In ord er to negotiate a cease fire.
In the design of the enemy ship,
In the eIders who now reside upon this ship,
In what l believe to be a violation of Security Protocol 49.09
IntervaI check shows positive and steady.
Is because you haven't discovered it yet.
Is in keeping with the highest traditions of service,
Is to not simply avoid the destruction of the home that l love,
Is to serve on the U.S.S. Enterprise, l'm assigned to the Farragut?
It looks like a lightning storm.
It never occurred to me to think of space as the thing that was moving.
James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man.
James T. Kirk, step forward.
James T. Kirk.
Jim, it's the Kobayashi Maru. No one passes the test.
Jim, l just lost my planet.
Jim, the Board will rule in your favor. Most likely.
Jim, we must go.
Jim! l'm not kidding! We need to keep your heart rate down!
KIRK : Captain! Captain Pike, sir... McCOY : Jim, come back here!
KIRK : Enterprise, now!
KIRK : Sir, after we knock out that drill, what happens to you?
KIRK : Spock, don't do that.
KIRK : That's a lot of drinks for one woman.
KIRK : What, are you going down there? Are you nuts?
KIRK : Whatever the case, we need to get aboard Nero's ship undetected.
Kirk and Spock are on their own now.
Kirk has landed, sir.
KIRK ON COMLINK : Otherwise we'll contact the Enterprise
Kirk out.
Kirk to Engineering. Get us out of here, Scotty.
Kirk to Enterprise. Distance to target, 5,000 meters.
Kirk to Enterprise. They just launched something at the planet
Kirk, James T. He is not cleared for duty aboard the Enterprise.
Kirk, you, too. You're not supposed to be here anyway.
KIRK: Do you copy, Enterprise? CREWMAN : Yes, sir.
L am as conflicted as l once was as a child.
L am aware of my responsibilities, Mr. Kirk.
L am aware that James Kirk is a friend of yours.
L am grateful for this.
L am not our father.
L am relieved.
L am simply acknowledging your difficulties.
L believe that she would say,
L can beam aboard Nero's ship, steal back the black hole device
L can do that! l can do that! Move, move, move, move!
L can tell you, l am emotionally compromised.
L can't wait to kick some Romulan ass. Right?
L chose a life of honest labor
L couldn't just leave you there, looking all pathetic.
L dare you to do better.
L do not know.
L don't think you like the fact that l beat your test.
L feel anger for the one who took Mother's life.
L foresee a complication.
L got him.
L gotta study.
L had a little debate with my instructor
L had one in the bathroom with no windows.
L have already located a suitable planet on which to establish a Vulcan colony.
L have been and always shall be your friend.
L have medical shuttle 37 standing by. Get to it now. Can you do that?
L have projected that Nero will travel past Saturn.
L hereby confiscate this illegally obtained ship
L hereby order all cadets to report to Hangar One immediately. Dismissed.
L hereby relinquish my command,
L intend to assist in the effort
L know your face from Earth's history.
L know.
L like this ship! You know, it's exciting!
L love you so much. l love you...
L may throw up on you.
L mean, did you see his ship? Did you see what he did?
L mean, where did the Romulans get that kind of weaponry?
L mean, you programmed it to be unwinnable.
L need everyone to continue performing admirably.
L need officers who've been trained in advanced hand to hand combat.
L need the subspace frequencies of Starfleet's border protection grids,
L of all people?
L only have one for you.
L recognize that supporting me as you did must have been difficult.
L relieve you, sir.
L resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race.
L saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!
L shall simply say
L sure hope you know what you're doing, Captain.
L think if that equation had been discovered, l'd have heard about it.
L think these things are pretty safe.
L told him that l could not only beam a g****fruit from one planet
L trust you will not feel it reflects judgment upon you.
L understand that.
L urge you to remain in Starfleet.
L want to know what they are doing to the planet.
L was off planet, doing my job while your Federation did nothing
L was tracking solar systems and l picked up an emergency transmission.
L will gladly defer to your medical expertise.
L will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
L won't allow you to do that, Mr. Spock.
L would cite Regulation, but l know you will simply ignore it.
L, too, agree. You should rethink your strategy.
L... l implied.
L... Yes. Can l get a towel, please?
L'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles,
L'll cover you.
L'll do the rest with thrusters. On my mark.
L'm a doctor, Jim. l'm busy.
L'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am l speaking?
L'm gonna read this list one time, and one time only!
L'm Hikaru Sulu.
L'm impressed.
L'm losing her! l'm losing her!
L'm not gonna kill him. l'm gonna make him watch.
L'm not sure what's wrong here.
L'm unfamiliar with Ambassador Spock.
Ladies and gentlemen, the maiden voyage of our newest flagship
Let's go.
Let's name him after your dad. Let's call him Jim.
Lf l pass, will you tell me your first name?
Lf Mr. Scott can get us to warp factor 4,
Lf Mr. Sulu is able to maneuver us into position,
Lf my calculations are correct,
Lf you don't tell me your name, l'm gonna have to make one up.
Lf you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,
Lf you would clarify, Minister,
Lf you're gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby,
Lf you're half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you.
Lieutenant!
Like you said, we need to stay invisible to Nero or he'll destroy us.
Live long and prosper.
Live long and prosper.
Living off Starfleet protein nibs and the promise of a good meal!
Lmagine that!
Ln many ways, more deeply than in humans.
Ln my time, where l come from, this is a simple mining vessel.
Ln the face of extinction, it is only logical
Lncoming fast!
Logical, but unnecessary.
Logical.
Look at this ship.
Look, sir, that same anomaly that we saw today...
Look.
Look. He has human eyes. They look sad, don't they?
Ls he not taking the simulation seriously?
Ls that a thank you?
Ls the parking brake on?
Ls there a problem, Officer?
Ls there anything you care to say before we begin, sir?
Lt appears that you have been keeping important information from me.
Lt has happened! l watched it happen!
Lt is impossible. They will be in the katric ark.
Lt is my honor to award you with this commendation.
Lt is remarkably pleasing to see you again, old friend.
Lt is truly remarkable, Spock,
Lt means fear of dying in something that flies.
Lt means you've got a talented tongue.
Lt must not even compute for you.
Lt was an attempt to avoid the appearance of favoritism.
Lt would be my honor, Commander.
Lt'll work.
Lt's a pain that every surviving Vulcan now shares.
Lt's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...
Lt's being attacked by Romulans.
Lt's Jim. Jim Kirk.
Lt's logic, Spock. l thought you'd like that.
Lt's McCoy. Dr Puri was on Deck 6. He's dead.
Lt's not a prank, Spock. And l'm not the Captain, you are.
Lt's not a rescue mission. Listen to me, it's an attack.
Lt's out there right now.
Lt's... Look, who is responsible for the Klingon attack?
Lts signal appears to be blocking our communications
MAN : Get to the hangar deck! Get to the hangar deck! Let's move it!
MAN 1 : Shuttle 37, you're clear forward!
MAN 2 ON COMLINK : Shuttle 89, U.S.S. Enterprise, you are clear forward.
MAN ON PHONE : Hey, are you out of your mind? That car is an antique.
MAN ON RADIO : Negative, Lieutenant.
MAN ON RADIO : U.S.S. Kelvin, go for Starfleet Base.
Maneuvering thrusters and impulse engines at your command, sir.
Maneuvering thrusters, Mr. Sulu.
Marrying your mother was
Maximum warp. Punch it.
May l have your attention, please?
Maybe l love it.
McCOY : l told you people, l don't need a doctor, damn it, l am a doctor!
McCOY : Two Klingon vessels have entered the Neutral Zone
McCOY : Why are you so happy?
McCoy, take him back to medical.
McCoy, U.S.S. Enterprise! McGrath, U.S.S. Wolcott!
Medical code states the treatment
Minutes, sir. Minutes.
Moorings retracted, Captain. Dock Control reports ready.
Mother, now!
Move! This one's closed! Let's go! Get him up!
Mr. Chekov is correct. l can confirm his telemetry.
Mr. Kirk is not cleared to be aboard this vessel, Captain.
Mr. Kirk, Mr. Sulu, Engineer Olson will space jump from the shuttle.
Mr. Scott!
Mr. Spock, l'm leaving you in command of the Enterprise.
Mr. Sulu, plot a course for the Laurentian system, warp factor 3.
Mr. Sulu, prepare to engage thrusters.
Must resign said command.
My commander requests the presence of your Captain
My God, man, you could at least act like it was a hard decision!
My head's buzzing and l'm soaked, but otherwise l'm fine.
My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
My purpose, Christopher,
NERO : You must have a lot of questions for me.
Nero was waiting for me.
Nero went through first. He was the first to arrive.
Nero, order your men to disable the drill or l will...
Nero, who has destroyed my home planet
Nero's ship would have to drop out of warp for us to overtake them.
Never seen anything like it.
Nice ride, man.
Nice timing, Scotty!
Nine five Victor Victor two.
No one onboard was injured,
No Vulcan has ever declined admission to this Academy.
No, go. You cannae come with me. Go on.
No, no, you're the captain. Pike was taken hostage.
No, not really. Not this time.
No, not yet! Not yet! 1,500 meters!
No, you're confused.
No! l lost her. l lost her.
No. l'm assigned to the Enterprise.
No. They're not.
Non excludability and non rivalry... Four thirds pi times the radius cubed.
Now, your father was captain of a starship for 1 2 minutes.
NURSE : Yes, sir!
Nurse Chapel, l need 50 cc's of cortisone!
Of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together,
OFFICER PITTS : Captain, are you seeing this?
Oh, and you're gonna get a really bad headache and a flop sweat.
Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing l can't handle.
Oh, my God, what's wrong with your hands?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, Spock.
Okay, l need you to push now.
Okay, l'm sure you're just doing yourjob,
Okay, okay, okay! Hold on! Hold on! Compensating gravitational pull, and...
Okay.
Okay.
Okey dokey, then, if there's any common sense
On youse go.
One point two six.
One hundred twenty nine years from now,
One l hope that you'll repeat in the future in Starfleet.
One photon each should do. Let's not waste ammunition.
Only you can explain what the hell's happened.
Only you can explain what the hell's happened.
Or 44. Whatever.
Or do you feel like you were meant for something better?
Or the need to stop at nothing
Or would you like to explain to Captain Pike
Otherwise we won't be able to beam them back.
Our cultural similarities will make it easier for me
Our destinies have changed.
Our ship is being hit. Shields at 60%.
Outside, all of you.
Perhaps an emotional response requires physical stimuli.
Permission granted.
Permission to come aboard, Captain.
PIKE : Damage report!
PIKE : Hannity, hail the U.S.S. Truman.
PIKE : Without transporters, we can't beam off the ship,
PIKE ON COMLINK : Gentlemen, we're approaching the drop zone.
PIKE ON PA : This is Captain Pike. We've been cIeared for takeoff.
Please note the time and date in the ship's log.
Please, enlighten me.
Polarize the viewscreen.
Pre jump.
Precisely.
Prepare the drill.
Prepare the red matter.
Prepare to fire all weapons.
Probably. But the right one?
Prod Nero. Seven Federation ships are on their way.
Punishment, isn't it? Ongoing.
Pursuant to Regulation 1 7.43 of the Starfleet code.
Put aside logic. Do what feels right.
Rader, U.S.S. Hood. Welcome to Starfleet, and Godspeed.
Really? Fine job, Mr. Sulu. Well done.
Remain in your pod
Remember, the Enterprise won't be able to beam you back
Respectfully l would like to submit my candidacy.
Riverside Shipyard. Shuttle for new recruits leaves tomorrow, 0800.
ROBAU : ls it him? AYEL : l will speak for Captain Nero.
ROBAU : Report.
ROMULAN COMMANDER ON PA : Captain Nero.
ROMULAN CREWMAN : Captain Nero!
Romulans? Cadet Kirk, l think you've had enough attention for one day.
Running back to the rest of the fleet for a confab is a massive waste of time.
Scan Vulcan space. Check for any transmissions in Romulan.
SCOTTY : Aye, then, laddie. Live or die. Let's get this over with.
SCOTTY : Well, she's a wee bit dodgy.
Scotty, how we doing?
Security, seal the Engineering Deck.
See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding.
See? We are getting to know each other.
Set phasers to stun.
Shield emitters are totally banjaxed, as well as a few other things.
Shields up. Red alert.
Should l choose to complete the Vulcan discipline of Kolinahr
Should you desire, l can provide character references.
Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self serving,
Sir, for your own safety, sit down, or else l'll make you sit down!
Sir, l appreciate what you did for me today,
Sir, l intercepted and translated the message myself.
Sir, l pick up no Romulan transmission,
Sir, l'm not sure l can distinguish the Romulan language from Vulcan.
Sir, there's another Federation ship!
Sir, they're locked on our signal. They're launching again!
Six one nine states that any command officer
Six months l've been here,
So get some more guys, and then it'll be an even fight.
So l'm taking Mr. Kirk aboard.
So that I wouId know his pain.
So the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it?
So what kind of combat training do you have?
So you're not going back to the lab tonight?
So your dad dies. You can settle for a less than ordinary life.
So, you're a cadet, you're studying. What's your focus?
So, you're saying that l have to emotionally compromise you guys.
So! We've managed to eliminate all enemy ships,
Something l admired about your dad, he didn't believe in no win scenarios.
Something tells me l already have.
Soon after, Starfleet received a distress signaI from the VuIcan High Command
Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
SPOCK : Doctor.
SPOCK : Have you confirmed that Nero is headed for Earth?
SPOCK PRIME : Space, the finaI frontier.
Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor.
Spock, there's something I would like you to see.
Spock, you are Captain now. You have to make...
Spock, you can't do that!
Spock, you have made a commitment to honor the Vulcan way.
Spock!
Spock!
Spock!
Spock. l knew l should have killed you when l had the chance.
Spock. You are fully capable of deciding your own destiny.
Stardate 2258.42.
Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them,
Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them.
Starting with yours.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Such technology could theoretically be manipulated
SULU : l'm telling you, the math doesn't support what you're suggesting.
SULU : Thrusters on standby.
SULU : What do we do? KIRK : This.
Sulu, please tell me you have them.
Sulu!
Sweetheart, listen to me.
Take a seat. l'm gonna give you a vaccine against viral infection
Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing.
TeII me about him.
Tell me.
Ten percent. Shields at nine. We're dropping here.
TEST ADMINISTRATOR : Did he say, Don't worry about it?
Than watch you embarrass yourself for a third time.
Thank you, Ministers, for your consideration.
That cannot be anticipated by either party.
That is aII.
That is not it.
That is why l will destroy all the remaining Federation planets,
That it is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?
That same anomaly, a lightning storm in space that we saw today,
That ship, which had formidable and advanced weaponry,
That Starfleet advises your ship to proceed with caution.
That their planet was experiencing seismic activity.
That these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship,
That was pretty good!
That would be unwise.
That you have achieved so much despite your disadvantage.
That you picked up a transmission is very interesting.
That's cheating.
That's scrambling our gear. You'll get inside, you'll disable it,
That's what l'm talking about. How do you think l wound up here?
The blast could be enough to push us away.
The cadet's logic is sound.
The control of feelings, so that they do not control you.
The design of their ship is far more advanced than l had anticipated.
The destruction of my home planet.
The drill's been sabotaged, sir, but we have reached the planet's core.
The engineering comprehension necessary
The ex wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce.
The fleet's cleared spacedock, Captain. All ships ready for warp.
The jamming signal's gone. Transport abilities are re established.
The Kelvin attack took place on the edge of Klingon space,
The magnetic distortion from the planet's rings
The mouth breather hiding under your bed.
The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet
The only emotion l wish to convey is gratitude.
The question you face is, which path will you choose?
The reason you haven't heard of it, Mr. Scott,
The Romulans are waiting for us, l promise you that.
The ship has lost power and is stranded.
The shuttles will never make it if l don't fight them off.
The statistical likelihood that our plan will succeed is less than 4.3%.
The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax.
The supernova destroyed Romulus.
The surface of what?
The test itself is a cheat, isn't it?
The Vulcan ship has been taken. The drill has been destroyed.
Their trajectory suggests no other destination, Captain.
Their weapons are powerful, sir. We can't take another hit like that.
Then as l am half human, your record remains untarnished.
Then ask Captain Nero what gives him the right to attack a Federation vessel.
Then l'm coming with you.
Then the logical thing is to be unpredictable.
Then we have nothing left to discuss.
Then what about assigning engineering crews
Then what would an angry future Romulan want with Captain Pike?
Then why did you send Kirk aboard
Then you have just inherited his responsibility as chief medical officer.
Then you'll beam back to the ship.
There is a Starfleet outpost 14 kiIometers to the northwest.
There is a Starfleet outpost not far from here.
There won't be a next engagement.
There's no need to be anxious. You'll do fine.
Thereby changing the conditions of the test.
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
They are tasked with protecting our cultural history.
They don't have last names in your world?
They latch on to your brain stem
They may have defenses, so pull your chute as late as possible.
They're creating a black hole at the center of Vulcan?
They're creating a singularity that will consume the planet.
This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates.
This is something only you can decide.
This is your thirty fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.
This townie isn't bothering you, right?
Three, two, one.
Thrusters fired. Separating from spacedock.
Thrusters on full.
To accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one's crew.
To access the ship's computer to locate the device.
To artificially create a black hole may suggest an answer.
To balance the terms of the next engagement.
To create a tunnel through space time.
To install and activate a subroutine in the programming code,
To provide for myself and the wife who was expecting my child.
To resolve a troubling matter.
To seek out new Iife forms and new civilizations,
To stop Nero, you alone must take command of your ship.
To the adjacent planet in the same system,
Too close to the singularity to survive without assistance,
Torpedo locked on us at 320 degrees,
Transport in five, four, three, two...
Transporter Room. We are in position above Titan.
Twenty two thirty three zero four.
Twenty thousand meters.
UHURA : The strangest thing, l was in the long range sensor lab...
Uhura is my last name.
Uhura. All three dialects, sir.
Unbelievable.
Under penalty of court martial, l order you to explain to me
Understood.
Unless there's another hardworking, equally starved Starfleet officer around.
Until you turn off that drill.
Using red matter, I wouId create a bIack hoIe
VULCAN BOY : Positive two thirds.
Vulcan is not experiencing a natural disaster.
Wait a minute, kid. How old are you?
Wait. Where you came from,
Walk with me.
Was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel?
Was limited to about 1 00 miles.
Was never seen or heard from again.
Was only seconds for me.
Was the ship what?
We advise you activate your shields now.
We are receiving a distress signal from the U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru.
We are technologically outmatched in every way.
We can't assist Vulcan, we can't do ourjob.
We have had no word from Captain Pike.
We have intruders in Turbine Section 3.
We have one shot to land on that platform.
We must evacuate.
We must gather with the rest of Starfleet
We outfitted our fastest ship.
We should be arriving at Vulcan within three minutes. Thank you for your time.
We stand apart.
We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed,
We would be wise to accept her conclusion.
We've sent you a transmission. Did you receive?
Weapons are off line. Main power 38%.
WeIcome back, Ambassador Spock.
Welcome back, Spock.
Well, congratulations, Jim.
Well, if the Federation is a target, why didn't they destroy us?
Well, it depends on how you define winning.
Well, l guess you'll have to come and get me.
Well, l hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Well, l'm not telling, Acting Captain.
Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?
Well, they don't have first names in your world?
Well, you're the genius, you figure it out.
What appeared to be a lightning storm in space.
What are we gonna call him?
What do you know about him?
What do you need? Tell me.
What is the square root of 2,396,324?
What is this? What's going on?
What we need to do is catch up to that ship,
What, did...
What's that?
Whatever happens, Mr. Sulu,
Whatever our lives might have been, if the time continuum was disrupted,
When it is morally praiseworthy but not morally obligatory.
When we're ready to be beamed back.
When we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?
When you alone could have explained the truth?
Where are you from?
Where you're from, what l've done, which l don't, by the way,
Which is easy, by the way,
Which we are willing to provide.
Which would absorb the exploding star.
While she's traveling faster than light without a proper receiving pad.
While you were drooling on the floor.
Who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming.
Who's emotionally compromised by the mission at hand
Who's emotionally compromised by the mission at hand
Why did you come before this council today?
Why the Enterprise warped into a crisis
Why would they? Why waste a weapon? We obviously weren't a threat.
Will make us invisible to Nero's sensors.
With our primary fleet engaged in the Laurentian system,
Withdraw, l'll agree to arrange a conference with Romulan leadership
Without one of its senior medical officers?
WOMAN : He wouldn't even listen! CADET 1 : l just bought a drink.
WOMAN : Hi. UHURA : Hi.
WOMAN : What you've sent us doesn't seem possible.
WOMAN ON RADIO : Kelvin, have you double checked those readings?
Wow, that's weird.
Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means.
Yeah, l already have.
Yeah, tell me something l don't know.
Yeah, tomorrow morning, and l want you there.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, you go. Be safe.
Yes, l believe l have the right to face my accuser directly.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Happy to.
Yes.
You all right? You all right?
You also failed to understand the principal lesson.
You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy.
You are hereby directed to report to Admiral Pike, U.S.S. Enterprise,
You are not the captain?
You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott
You asked me once why l married your mother.
You bet your ass, Captain!
You can be an officer in four years. You can have your own ship in eight.
You can't even speak.
You could handle me. That's an invitation.
You could hear me breathing?
You don't eat anything! You can eat, like, a bean,
You don't leave your prize stallion in the stable.
You get one scratch on that car, and I'm gonna whip your...
You get your ass back home now!
You got it.
You guys must be way down on your recruiting quota for the month.
You hate me. You marooned me here for mutiny.
You know that, sir, l read your dissertation.
You know, back home we got a saying,
You know, coming back in time, changing history,
You know, l couldn't believe it when the bartender told me who you are.
You know, l've got better things to do
You know, that instinct to leap without looking, that was his nature, too.
You like being the only genius level repeat offender in the Midwest?
You live in my house, buddy. You live in my house, and that's my car.
You must promise me this.
You need to get back to your seat.
You never loved her!
You of all people should know, Cadet Kirk,
You see, only then will she be truly saved.
You suggest that l should be completely Vulcan,
You think you can get away with this just 'cause your mother's off planet?
You wiII man a shuttIe and come aboard the Narada for negotiations.
You will always be a child of two worlds.
You will answer me.
You will give me the frequencies to disable Earth's defenses.
You will have a proud mother.
You'll deliver in the shuttle. Go!
You're assuming that Nero knows how events are predicted to unfold.
You're blaming the Federation for something that hasn't happened.
You're Captain now, Mr. Kirk.
You're coming with us, right?
You're coming with us, right?
You're gonna be able to fly this thing, right?
You're gonna start to lose vision in your left eye.
You're neither human nor Vulcan, and therefore have no place in this universe.
You're still talking about beaming aboard the Enterprise
You're telling me l can't tell you that l'm following your own orders?
You've been misinformed. Romulus hasn't been destroyed.
You've been requested on the Bridge, sir.
You've declared war against the Federation.
Your aptitude tests are off the charts. So what is it?
Your equation for achieving transwarp beaming.
Your father would be proud.
Your father, Lieutenant George Kirk, assumed command of his vessel
Your final record is flawless, with one exception.
Your inspirational valor and supreme dedication to your comrades
Your refusaI wouId be unwise.
Your ship is compromised.
Your species is even weaker than l expected.
...we have to stop the ship! Kirk, how the hell
(CHOKING) l can't... You can't what?
(SIGHS) Look, Jim, l gotta go. Yeah.
(SLURRING) Numb tongue? l can fix that.
(WHISPERING) Come on! She can't see you here.
A gamble. An act of faith.
All ships destroyed, Captain. Begin rescue of the stranded crew.
And a shot of Jack, straight up. Make that two. Her shot's on me.
and are locking weapons on us. That's okay.
And get off this ship. Aye, Captain.
And once we've killed him? Kill him?
And the baby, too, right? And the baby, too.
and transporter abilities. All power to forward shields.
And who am l, Captain Pike? Your father's son.
And you are a pilot, right? Very much so, sir.
and you're not even upset. lf you are presuming
Are we done? l'm done.
Are you certain? Yeah, l got you.
Are you familiar with this craft? Who is your commander?
Are you from the future? KIRK : Yeah, he is. l'm not.
Arm phasers. Fire everything we've got. Yes, sir.
As you were. As you were. Come on.
at a neutral location. I do not speak for the Empire.
Aye. Fire.
Back away from me. You feel nothing!
Bones, where are we going? You'll see.
CADET 4 : Come on. You all right, son?
Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk! Yes, Mr. Chekov. What is it?
CHEKOV : Laurentian system, sir. Thank you, gentlemen.
Chekov, you have the conn. CHEKOV : Aye aye, Captain.
Come with me. U.S.S. Newton! Uhura, U.S.S. Farragut!
Commander, a word? Yes, Lieutenant?
Computer, where am l? COMPUTER : Location, DeIta Vega.
CREWMAN : Analyzing data now. Transporter is now operational.
Destroy it, too. Fire torpedoes.
Do exactIy as I say. ShuttIe 37. George, it's coming.
Emergency evasive! SULU : On it, sir.
Energize. Spock!
Engineering reports ready for launch. Thank you.
Enlighten me again. The purpose is to experience fear,
Enlist in Starfleet. (CHUCKLING) Enlist?
Excuse me? How did you find me?
Excuse me. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
Fascinating. What?
Fine. Thank you.
Gaila, who is he? Who's who?
Give me 20 seconds. MAN ON RADIO : Alert Captain Robau
Go to maximum warp! Push it! l'm giving her all she's got, Captain!
Good God, man. What?
Good luck. Jim.
Hail them now. CHEKOV : Aye.
He'll kill you. You know that. SPOCK : Your survival is unlikely.
He's with me. We are traveling at warp speed.
Hey, you better mind your manners. Relax, cupcake. lt was a joke.
Hey! McCOY : Enough, Jim!
Hey! We gotta stop the ship.
Hey. UHURA : Hey.
Hi! How are you? Come here.
How are we, Scotty? Unbelievably, sir, the ship is in position.
How are you? Hey.
How? Over your dead body? Preferably not.
in subspace transmissions tests? Consistently, yes.
instead of hunting Nero down! Security, escort him out.
Jim Kirk. McCoy. Leonard McCoy.
Jim, he's the Captain! ...away from the problem,
Jim, l think l love you. That is so weird.
Jim! KIRK : Bones!
Kirk to Enterprise! Beam us out of here! Stand by. Locking on your signal.
Kirk! Sulu!
Kirk... This cadet is trying to save the Bridge.
Kirk's report is accurate. We're warping into a trap, sir.
l can remove the cadet... Try it!
l don't know what you're talking about. No, l don't suppose you do.
l don't suppose this is a problem either. They're firing, Captain.
l have training, sir. Come with me.
l know that dog. What happened to it? l'll tell you when it reappears.
l might throw up on you. Jim, you've got to look at this.
l understand. Well, should we, l don't know,
l welcome it. Do you? Okay, then.
l will be back. (WHISPERING) You better be.
l'd rather not take sides. What is it with you, Spock?
l'd stop bringing guys back to the room. Really?
l'll be monitoring your frequency. Thank you, Nyota.
l'm fine without it. You are fine without it.
l'm going to give you a mild sedative. (GRUNTING) l wish l didn't know you.
l'm taking the test again. You gotta be kidding.
Lightning storm. Jim, you're awake. How do you feel?
lt'll work. ln the event that l do not return,
lt's Uhura. Uhura? No way!
MAN : Halt! No, no!
mark 2. ROBAU : Arm weapons!
May l ask a personal query? Anything.
McCOY : You wanted to see me? Yes, Doctor.
Me. Get aff! Shut up!
Mother! l'm losing her!
must be the truth. How poetic.
Mutiny? Yes.
My mouth is itchy. ls that normal? Well, those symptoms won't last long.
My parents will be among them. Can't you beam them out?
Never did get that first name. FLIGHT OFFICER : You need a doctor.
No terms. No deaIs. That ship, take it out.
No, Jim. That is not my destiny. Your...
No. Of course not.
No. This is the only way you'll survive.
No. Yeah.
Now! CADET : Yes, sir!
of a severe reaction to a vaccine. Bones, please...
One of them is VuIcan. No.
Open a channel. Yes, sir!
or transmission of any kind in the area. lt's because they're being attacked.
PIKE : Mr. Spock. Captain.
PIKE : Sulu, status report. Shields at 32%.
please tell Lieutenant Uhura... Spock!
Please, allow me. lt will be easier. Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
radiation leaks on the lower decks... KIRK : Okay! All right!
Ready for warp, sir. Let's punch it.
Really? Yeah. From a Klingon prison planet.
ROMULAN OFFICER : Weapons ready. Wait!
Set a course for Vulcan. Aye aye, Captain. Course laid in.
Seventeen, sir. Oh, good, he's 1 7.
should he break his promise. You lied.
Shouldn't be a soul in sight. Energize.
Sir, we could issue... There is no help for us out here.
So her first name's Nyota? I have no comment on the matter.
So you do feel. Yes.
SPOCK : No. Spock.
Spock! The planet has only seconds left.
SULU : Three thousand meters. Three thousand meters.
Sweetheart, can you hear me? l hear you!
Take the conn! CREWWOMAN 1 : Aye, sir.
Thank you, Lieutenant. Earth may be his next stop,
Thank you, sir. Congratulations, Captain.
Thanks. No problem.
That doesn't make you angry. Are you a member of Starfleet?
that l alone am in command. l will not allow us to go backwards...
That was a big one. Just keep breathing. You'll be fine.
That's an ord er. Yes, sir.
That's okay? Yeah, don't worry about it.
Then why don't you stop me? Step away from me, Mr. Kirk.
They're firing another! ROBAU : All power to forward shields!
This isn't worth it. A little suffering's good for the soul.
To give you the symptoms. What are you talking about?
to try and boost our warp yield? Remaining crew are repairing
to what disadvantage are you referring? Your human mother.
Transporter control is reengaged, sir. Chekov, run gravitational sensors.
two Cardassian Sunrises and... Gotta try the Slusho. lt's good.
Two thousand meters! Come on, pull your chute, Olson!
Two thousand meters. Pulling chute.
Uhura what? Just Uhura.
Uhura, relieve the lieutenant. Yes, sir.
Uhura! Uhura... Kirk! What are you doing here?
Under... Look, just get under the bed.
untiI retrieved by Starfleet authorities. You gotta be kidding me.
Was l not one of your top students? lndeed you were.
Was the ship what? Romulan.
we can beam aboard the enemy ship. Aye, that might work.
We have confirmed casualties, sir. Shields 1 1 % and dropping.
We need to get you changed. l don't feel right. l feel like l'm leaking.
We'll have words later. Aye, Captain.
We're flying into a trap! Damn it, Jim, stand still!
We're waiting on you, sir. No, just go. Take off immediately.
Well, how many guys have you... Just down! Just down!
Well... Don't answer him.
What are you doing here? Just following orders.
What are you doing? l'm doing you a favor.
What is it? lt's a boy.
What is the current stardate? Stardate?
What? And was the ship...
What? Captain?
What? l got your gun.
What? Pike made him first officer.
What? l... Romulan.
What's happening to my mouth? You got numb tongue?
Where are we? Medical Bay.
Where are you going? To evacuate the Vulcan High Council.
Who are you? l'm with him.
Who was that pointy eared bastard? l don't know, but l like him.
Why not? Because l promised her
Why not? What happens? Jim, this is one rule you cannot break.
Yeah, l did, but... You don't love me, too?
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
Yes, l believe you are. Thank you.
Yes, sir, she is. l need you to go now. Do you hear me?
Yes, sir. How long does the planet have?
Yes, sir. Jim, their shields are still up.
Yes. Yes?
you are mistaken. And yet, you are the one
You are Montgomery Scott. You know him?
You call this a favor? Yeah. You owe me one.
You got the charges, right? Oh, yeah.
You gotta be kidding me. Thanks for the support.
You need to get back to your seat now. l suffer from aviaphobia.
You! Big day tomorrow.
you'll destroy... l want Spock dead now!
You're gonna fail. Get out. Gaila, see you around.
You're here, aren't you? Thanks.
Your point being? ln academic vernacular, you cheated.
...appeared to be a lightning storm in space.
'Cause l looked up your file
(ALARM BEEPING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM WAILING)
(ALARM WAILING)
(ALARM WAILING)
(ALARM WAILING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ANGRY ROAR)
(ANGRY ROAR)
(BABY CRYING ON COMLINK)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BOTH GROANING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(CADETS CHATTERING)
(CADETS CHATTERING)
(CADETS MURMURING)
(CADETS MURMURING)
(CAR HONKING)
(CHARGING)
(CHATTERING IN ROMULAN)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) No. l'll figure it out. l'm just...
(CHUCKLES) Why are you talking to me, man?
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLEARS THROAT) l don't know. l do feel guilty about that.
(COMLINK BEEPING)
(COMLINK BEEPING)
(COMLINK BEEPING)
(COMLINK BEEPS)
(COMLINK BEEPS)
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
(COMPUTER SPEAKING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(CRACKING)
(CREW CLAMORING)
(CREW CLAMORING)
(CRYING)
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
(DISTANT HOWLING)
(DISTORTED BEEP)
(DISTORTED) Nero and his crew spent the next 25 years awaiting my arrival.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(ECHOING) That is where I'm from, Jim, the future.
(ELECTRlCITY CRACKLING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(EXCLAIMING IN RUSSlAN)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS IN DISBELIEF)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXHALES)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) Damn it!
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN FIRES)
(GUN FIRING)
(GUNS CHARGING)
(HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEARTBEAT FLATLINING)
(HOWLING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(KIRK AND SULU SCREAMING)
(KIRK GROANING)
(KIRK GROANING)
(KIRK GRUNTS)
(LASER BLASTING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS) l've never beamed three people
(LAUGHS) Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst.
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
(LOUD CRASH)
(LOUD RUMBLE)
(METAL CLANKING)
(MIMICS GUN FIRING)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
(MONITOR SCREECHES)
(MONITOR SCREECHES)
(MONSTER ROARING)
(ON PA) Mr. Spock has resigned commission
(PANEL BEEPING)
(PANEL BEEPING)
(PANEL BEEPING)
(PANEL BEEPS)
(PANEL BEEPS)
(PANTING HARD)
(PANTING)
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(PANTING)
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(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING) Computer, locate crew member Uhura.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(POD BEEPING)
(POWER SHUTS OFF)
(POWER SWITCHES ON)
(PUNCHES LANDING)
(REWINDING)
(ROARING)
(ROARS)
(ROMULAN CHATTERING ON PA)
(ROMULAN CHATTERING ON PA)
(ROMULAN SHOUTING ON PA)
(ROMULANS CLAMORING)
(RUMBLING SOFTLY)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(RUSSIAN ACCENT) CHEKOV : Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich, sir.
(SABOTAGE PLAYING)
(SCANNER BEEPING)
(SCANNER BEEPING)
(SCOFFS) Let me ask you something l think we all know the answer to.
(SCOTTISH ACCENT) You realize how unacceptable this is?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING) Mr. Scott, can you hear me?
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SLUG SCREECHING)
(SLURRING) You can whistle really loud, you know that?
(SNIFFLING) We can name him after your father.
(SNIFFS) He sure learned his lesson.
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING) Are you still on the ship? You have to be here!
(SOBBING) He's beautifuI.
(SOBBING) l'm so sorry.
(SPOCK GRUNTS)
(SPOCK PANTING FURIOUSLY)
(STUTTERING)
(STUTTERING) Olson is gone, sir!
(TERRIFIED GASPING)
(THUDDING)
(THUDDING)
(VOICES CHATTERING OVER RADIO)
(VULCAN BULLY GROANING)
(WATER GURGLING)
(WHINES)
(WHISPERING) l'm sorry.
(WHISPERING) Obviously she's not. Quick, get under the bed.
(WHISPERING) Showing them compassion
(WHISTLING)
(WHOOPING) One thousand meters!
(WHOOPS)
(WIND WHOOSHING)
(WIND WHOOSHING)
(WINONA SCREAMING)
(WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON PA)
(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
(YELLING)
(YELLS)
(YELPS)
1 ,548. What is the dimensionality...

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