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The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie Strange Brew (1983) The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew is a

The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie Strange Brew (1983)

The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew is a hilarious Canadian comedy film released in 1983. Starring the iconic comedy duo Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas as Bob and Doug McKenzie, it follows their misadventures as they unknowingly become entangled in a sinister plot at a brewery. With their trademark humor and unique Canadian charm, the McKenzie brothers deliver gut-busting dialogue filled with classic one-liners. If you're a fan of this cult classic, you can relive the laughter by playing and downloading sounds from the movie right here. Enjoy the comedic genius of Bob & Doug McKenzie!

A six pack.
A six pack.
After I chased the van, eh, he took me back to his
After I chased the van, eh, he took me back to his
All I've got is two fives.
All I've got is two fives.
All right, don't touch anything. I'll be right back.
All right, don't touch anything. I'll be right back.
All right, let's not get excited.
All right, let's not get excited.
All right, single file. Down here. Step it up. Move it.
All right, single file. Down here. Step it up. Move it.
All right, single file. Down here. Step it up. Move it.
All right, single file. Down here. Step it up. Move it.
All right!
All right!
All right. You better follow us there.
All right. You better follow us there.
All these names that are going by, these guys worked on the movie, eh.
All these names that are going by, these guys worked on the movie, eh.
Alpha Base, this is Bob McKenzie.
Alpha Base, this is Bob McKenzie.
And all the moths will fly up to the projection booth window, cloud it up...
And all the moths will fly up to the projection booth window, cloud it up...
And he said, come here and get free beer or he'll press charges.
And he said, come here and get free beer or he'll press charges.
And I will not underestimate our little friends again.
And I will not underestimate our little friends again.
And Litzenberger and Salming are
And Litzenberger and Salming are
And my brother and I, uh, we have a lot of parking tickets.
And my brother and I, uh, we have a lot of parking tickets.
And not guilty to all other charges due to mental incompetence.
And not guilty to all other charges due to mental incompetence.
And spit, 'cause there's acid in it, eh?
And spit, 'cause there's acid in it, eh?
And that's a moving violation.
And that's a moving violation.
And the lights don't work.
And the lights don't work.
And then
And then
And then we'll try and find Henry Green, okay?
And then we'll try and find Henry Green, okay?
And then, like, release them at a point in the movie
And then, like, release them at a point in the movie
And they live, like, up in the rafters, eh.
And they live, like, up in the rafters, eh.
And this, sir, is the same tape that your engineer retrieved
And this, sir, is the same tape that your engineer retrieved
And we heard, like, when that happens that you get your beer free.
And we heard, like, when that happens that you get your beer free.
And you don't see them all day. Then they go out.
And you don't see them all day. Then they go out.
And, like, put it in a bottle...
And, like, put it in a bottle...
Are you sure you don't want to think this over?
Are you sure you don't want to think this over?
At least figure skaters know how to skate, eh?
At least figure skaters know how to skate, eh?
At least I don't have a voice like Jiminy Cricket.
At least I don't have a voice like Jiminy Cricket.
At the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
At the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
At the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
At the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
Aw, nice going, you knob.
Aw, nice going, you knob.
Back off. Let's have a look here.
Back off. Let's have a look here.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Beauty, eh?
Beauty, eh?
Beauty.
Beauty.
Beauty.
Beauty.
Beauty. Hank Aaron. Wonder if he can hit.
Beauty. Hank Aaron. Wonder if he can hit.
Beauty. It's like leaving a ballgame early, eh.
Beauty. It's like leaving a ballgame early, eh.
Beauty. Okay.
Beauty. Okay.
Because I need you!
Because I need you!
Because it goes right up here. That's the off ramp.
Because it goes right up here. That's the off ramp.
Because otherwise you'll get lost, and she'll be disappointed.
Because otherwise you'll get lost, and she'll be disappointed.
Become addicted to Elsinore beer.
Become addicted to Elsinore beer.
Before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves.
Before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves.
Being on the same team as you is all the padding I need, Rosie.
Being on the same team as you is all the padding I need, Rosie.
Better go to your goals.
Better go to your goals.
Bingo. Lunch break.
Bingo. Lunch break.
Boy, that was some belch!
Boy, that was some belch!
But he's not really dead. I just told him that when you fainted.
But he's not really dead. I just told him that when you fainted.
But I already had the gum, eh? Sign it, To Bob McKenzie, my good pal.
But I already had the gum, eh? Sign it, To Bob McKenzie, my good pal.
But I came here to talk about my plans for the brewery.
But I came here to talk about my plans for the brewery.
But I've never seen this stuff before.
But I've never seen this stuff before.
But look, we got What's that over there?
But look, we got What's that over there?
But of course it's not true. I'm just an employee.
But of course it's not true. I'm just an employee.
But there is a daughter.
But there is a daughter.
But we can't show it, eh, 'cause it's wrecked.
But we can't show it, eh, 'cause it's wrecked.
But you don't know how to run a brewery. Who'll handle the day to day operations?
But you don't know how to run a brewery. Who'll handle the day to day operations?
But, all in all, it was a good $5's worth for me and my whole family.
But, all in all, it was a good $5's worth for me and my whole family.
But, believe me, that mental incompetence bit
But, believe me, that mental incompetence bit
But, oh, no, you had to do it your way. You think you know everything, eh?
But, oh, no, you had to do it your way. You think you know everything, eh?
But, unfortunately, we find the mail system unreliable here
But, unfortunately, we find the mail system unreliable here
By sleeping in and being late for our first day at work, eh?
By sleeping in and being late for our first day at work, eh?
Can I buy you a beer?
Can I buy you a beer?
Can I get everyone's attention, please?
Can I get everyone's attention, please?
Can you believe this?
Can you believe this?
Careful.
Careful.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Chimp here does the killing. I don't like to kill.
Chimp here does the killing. I don't like to kill.
Chimp here would probably just kill him anyway.
Chimp here would probably just kill him anyway.
Come back and fight, you hosers. Come on, eh?
Come back and fight, you hosers. Come on, eh?
Come on, Doug! They're in the vat room. Let's go!
Come on, Doug! They're in the vat room. Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. Give me one.
Come on. Give me one.
Come on. I'll show you.
Come on. I'll show you.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Mom! Dad!
Come on. Mom! Dad!
Confined under the psychiatric care
Confined under the psychiatric care
Could be, sir.
Could be, sir.
Courtesy from our good friends at Elsinore Brewery.
Courtesy from our good friends at Elsinore Brewery.
Cover your shorts. Don't get deep.
Cover your shorts. Don't get deep.
Damn distortion. What is it? That's twice.
Damn distortion. What is it? That's twice.
Delvecchio's hurt Gretzky. They're in the dressing room,
Delvecchio's hurt Gretzky. They're in the dressing room,
Did you see it? It was a beauty.
Did you see it? It was a beauty.
Didn't blow. Anybody home?
Didn't blow. Anybody home?
Do as I say.
Do as I say.
Do it.
Do it.
Do you have a credit card?
Do you have a credit card?
Do you hear that, honey? They got jobs.
Do you hear that, honey? They got jobs.
Do you know who that is?
Do you know who that is?
Do you mind? You're a little crowded here.
Do you mind? You're a little crowded here.
Do you want me to light it up?
Do you want me to light it up?
Do you want to be relieved of the burden of ownership?
Do you want to be relieved of the burden of ownership?
Doctor B.M. Smith, Resident Head of Psychiatry
Doctor B.M. Smith, Resident Head of Psychiatry
Doctor, thank God you're here!
Doctor, thank God you're here!
Don't be a hog. We just have time for one quick one.
Don't be a hog. We just have time for one quick one.
Don't forget to make a right at Highway 6, eh.
Don't forget to make a right at Highway 6, eh.
Don't get out of the car or you'll get electrocuted.
Don't get out of the car or you'll get electrocuted.
Don't make me laugh, eh?
Don't make me laugh, eh?
Don't make me laugh, eh?
Don't make me laugh, eh?
Don't tell them the film, eh? You're supposed to show it.
Don't tell them the film, eh? You're supposed to show it.
Don't understand how you feel about losing your father.
Don't understand how you feel about losing your father.
Don't wreck our show, you hoser.
Don't wreck our show, you hoser.
Don't you think it's a little unusual to get married so soon after the funeral?
Don't you think it's a little unusual to get married so soon after the funeral?
Down there ten minutes? Nobody can last that long.
Down there ten minutes? Nobody can last that long.
Dr. Smith, would you say that you are sufficiently familiar
Dr. Smith, would you say that you are sufficiently familiar
Dude, what happened? Film broke.
Dude, what happened? Film broke.
Elsinore beer, will go right over there.
Elsinore beer, will go right over there.
Essentially, this is a vote of trust.
Essentially, this is a vote of trust.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Exhibit A. It's an open and shut case.
Exhibit A. It's an open and shut case.
Feet together. Come on, straighten up. Look straight ahead.
Feet together. Come on, straighten up. Look straight ahead.
Figures you wouldn't know if it's got a computer.
Figures you wouldn't know if it's got a computer.
Finding out what's to be done.
Finding out what's to be done.
First come, first served.
First come, first served.
First thing in the morning.
First thing in the morning.
Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?
Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?
Follow the van?
Follow the van?
Follow them.
Follow them.
Forget it. Dr. Smith is doing the lobotomy in the morning.
Forget it. Dr. Smith is doing the lobotomy in the morning.
Frank Mahovlich's one of the strongest guys in the league.
Frank Mahovlich's one of the strongest guys in the league.
Fresh as a daisy. Hey, can I play?
Fresh as a daisy. Hey, can I play?
From now on they're working full time at the brewery for me and Rosie.
From now on they're working full time at the brewery for me and Rosie.
From the television cameras that monitor the activity in your brewery?
From the television cameras that monitor the activity in your brewery?
Get a baby mouse,
Get a baby mouse,
Get his bowl quick, or he'll kill us.
Get his bowl quick, or he'll kill us.
Get in.
Get in.
Get off.
Get off.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get the man out of the bed!
Get the man out of the bed!
Get Wild Kingdom here, eh? Come on. He's getting mad.
Get Wild Kingdom here, eh? Come on. He's getting mad.
Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.
Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.
Give me 12 fresh Yukon Gold, please.
Give me 12 fresh Yukon Gold, please.
Give me a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Give me a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Give me a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Give me a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
Give me magnification on the code pad.
Give me magnification on the code pad.
Give me something quick. A couple of bullets.
Give me something quick. A couple of bullets.
Give me the church key. Beauty.
Give me the church key. Beauty.
Give them enough time just to see, okay.
Give them enough time just to see, okay.
Go.
Go.
Good day, eh?
Good day, eh?
Good day. We got here too early, eh? We were just waiting.
Good day. We got here too early, eh? We were just waiting.
Good day. Welcome to the end of the movie, eh.
Good day. Welcome to the end of the movie, eh.
Good morning, Elsinore Brewery.
Good morning, Elsinore Brewery.
Good morning, Miss Elsinore. I'm Brewmeister Smith.
Good morning, Miss Elsinore. I'm Brewmeister Smith.
Good work.
Good work.
Good.
Good.
Good. Now, bring the lunatics from the institute.
Good. Now, bring the lunatics from the institute.
Got to fix it, eh? Sorry, film
Got to fix it, eh? Sorry, film
Guess the whole world's made in Japan.
Guess the whole world's made in Japan.
Guys that wear tools on their belts.
Guys that wear tools on their belts.
Happy trails. See you.
Happy trails. See you.
Have a good game, eh?
Have a good game, eh?
He knows you're lying about the mouse.
He knows you're lying about the mouse.
He likes jelly.
He likes jelly.
He made out okay. What a fight.
He made out okay. What a fight.
He once got our dead battery going by mixing birds' feces
He once got our dead battery going by mixing birds' feces
He saw Jedi 17 times, eh? Beauty.
He saw Jedi 17 times, eh? Beauty.
He was already dead when I killed him.
He was already dead when I killed him.
He was wearing pajamas. He stole my coat and hit me.
He was wearing pajamas. He stole my coat and hit me.
He'll arrest you. I'll be a witness.
He'll arrest you. I'll be a witness.
He's a genius, eh? He knows the atlas. Okay, and over here we have
He's a genius, eh? He knows the atlas. Okay, and over here we have
He's going to blast off in a minute. You ever seen him do that?
He's going to blast off in a minute. You ever seen him do that?
He's going to take a leak. Get out of the way!
He's going to take a leak. Get out of the way!
He's guarding the beer. What are we gonna do?
He's guarding the beer. What are we gonna do?
He's lying, all right.
He's lying, all right.
He's not dead. Look, his stomach's moving.
He's not dead. Look, his stomach's moving.
He's starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he'll send me out for beers.
He's starting to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he'll send me out for beers.
He's the one with the bleeding nose. I didn't do nothing.
He's the one with the bleeding nose. I didn't do nothing.
Help!
Help!
Help! Stop that man! Stop him!
Help! Stop that man! Stop him!
Henry ran it for my father. He can run it for me.
Henry ran it for my father. He can run it for me.
Henry, could this have happened?
Henry, could this have happened?
Henry, I want to talk to you.
Henry, I want to talk to you.
Her tires are insulators.
Her tires are insulators.
Here goes another one.
Here goes another one.
Here we go, eh?
Here we go, eh?
Here, boy.
Here, boy.
Here, put these on. Safety requirements.
Here, put these on. Safety requirements.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here. Come on.
Here. Come on.
Here's a map, and you must follow this route precisely
Here's a map, and you must follow this route precisely
Here's what happened in the film, eh? After I was chased Take off.
Here's what happened in the film, eh? After I was chased Take off.
Hey, beauty.
Hey, beauty.
Hey, check this out. There's sandwiches and smokes in these machines, eh?
Hey, check this out. There's sandwiches and smokes in these machines, eh?
Hey, did you ever notice that in movies
Hey, did you ever notice that in movies
Hey, get away from there! Don't touch those things!
Hey, get away from there! Don't touch those things!
Hey, get me out of here, will you? I got a wiz to throw!
Hey, get me out of here, will you? I got a wiz to throw!
Hey, give me some quarters. I'm gonna have chocolate milk.
Hey, give me some quarters. I'm gonna have chocolate milk.
Hey, here's a chocolate.
Hey, here's a chocolate.
Hey, Hosehead. Here's another one for your collection, eh?
Hey, Hosehead. Here's another one for your collection, eh?
Hey, Hoser, go.
Hey, Hoser, go.
Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.
Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.
Hey, look. Bootlegs.
Hey, look. Bootlegs.
Hey, Pam.
Hey, Pam.
Hey, Rosie, will you sign a hockey card? I brought it from home.
Hey, Rosie, will you sign a hockey card? I brought it from home.
Hey, Rosie. We're going to Pam's birthday. You coming?
Hey, Rosie. We're going to Pam's birthday. You coming?
Hey, some guy called for you while you was out, eh?
Hey, some guy called for you while you was out, eh?
Hey, that was a great hat trick you got against Czechoslovakia, eh?
Hey, that was a great hat trick you got against Czechoslovakia, eh?
Hey, this piano's got a computer, eh?
Hey, this piano's got a computer, eh?
Hey, you did a fine job, son.
Hey, you did a fine job, son.
Hey, you guys, follow him.
Hey, you guys, follow him.
Hey, you! $6.50!
Hey, you! $6.50!
Hey, you! Let me see your ticket! $6.50!
Hey, you! Let me see your ticket! $6.50!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! They did this on their album. Rip off.
Hey! They did this on their album. Rip off.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, fellows. My name's Ted, and I'm happy to be working with you.
Hi, fellows. My name's Ted, and I'm happy to be working with you.
His brother Claude married his wife and took over the entire brewery.
His brother Claude married his wife and took over the entire brewery.
Holy jeez!
Holy jeez!
Holy jeez! There's a guy over there.
Holy jeez! There's a guy over there.
Holy jeez. Jackpot.
Holy jeez. Jackpot.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honey, phone the neighbors.
Honey, phone the neighbors.
Hoser, this is four months old.
Hoser, this is four months old.
How 'bout all those people who left early, eh, when the movie was ending, eh?
How 'bout all those people who left early, eh, when the movie was ending, eh?
How are the brakes?
How are the brakes?
How come you're not playing hockey, eh?
How come you're not playing hockey, eh?
How convenient!
How convenient!
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
How do we get him out?
How do we get him out?
How ironic! You came here with a mouse in a bottle.
How ironic! You came here with a mouse in a bottle.
How's it going, Mr. Hawkland? I remember you from the office, eh?
How's it going, Mr. Hawkland? I remember you from the office, eh?
Hurry up! Come on, let's go! I saw that!
Hurry up! Come on, let's go! I saw that!
Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
I am your father, Luke.
I am your father, Luke.
I am. I would say, without a doubt, that they suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.
I am. I would say, without a doubt, that they suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.
I appreciate your sympathy,
I appreciate your sympathy,
I believe there'll be no charge on this two four of beer, thank you.
I believe there'll be no charge on this two four of beer, thank you.
I can't believe it. He drank it all! Help me out.
I can't believe it. He drank it all! Help me out.
I can't go through with that again. There'll be police, questions.
I can't go through with that again. There'll be police, questions.
I could crush your head like a nut.
I could crush your head like a nut.
I could live in the van, eh? I don't need a place to sleep.
I could live in the van, eh? I don't need a place to sleep.
I did not say they were lawyers. You said they were lawyers.
I did not say they were lawyers. You said they were lawyers.
I didn't know they were in there.
I didn't know they were in there.
I didn't notice anything.
I didn't notice anything.
I directed, too, eh?
I directed, too, eh?
I don't know how to work it, eh?
I don't know how to work it, eh?
I don't know what's wrong with her. She hasn't said a word since the accident.
I don't know what's wrong with her. She hasn't said a word since the accident.
I don't know you. I'm just a hitchhiker, eh?
I don't know you. I'm just a hitchhiker, eh?
I don't know, eh, but we may as well really wreck this movie now.
I don't know, eh, but we may as well really wreck this movie now.
I don't know. It gets better, eh?
I don't know. It gets better, eh?
I don't know. We need an explosives expert.
I don't know. We need an explosives expert.
I don't like it at all.
I don't like it at all.
I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh?
I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh?
I don't plan on doing it alone.
I don't plan on doing it alone.
I gave them a map. It was all very clear.
I gave them a map. It was all very clear.
I got that guy's hockey card at home. I'll show it to you.
I got that guy's hockey card at home. I'll show it to you.
I got your license number. You rich bum! $6.50.
I got your license number. You rich bum! $6.50.
I guess we're married, clerk.
I guess we're married, clerk.
I have a photographic memory, you know?
I have a photographic memory, you know?
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
I have to go along with this.
I have to go along with this.
I hope she'll be able to testify tomorrow morning.
I hope she'll be able to testify tomorrow morning.
I hope you're proud of yourselves.
I hope you're proud of yourselves.
I just don't want to step on Smith's toes.
I just don't want to step on Smith's toes.
I knew this would happen. Don't let them in.
I knew this would happen. Don't let them in.
I know it! He's going to kill us! I didn't do it! It wasn't me!
I know it! He's going to kill us! I didn't do it! It wasn't me!
I know. Sorry about your sweater. You can take it out of my pay if you want.
I know. Sorry about your sweater. You can take it out of my pay if you want.
I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak
I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak
I mean, we had a deal.
I mean, we had a deal.
I must instruct you not to speak unless you are spoken to.
I must instruct you not to speak unless you are spoken to.
I never knew what grips were, eh. You know what they are, eh?
I never knew what grips were, eh. You know what they are, eh?
I see. Well,
I see. Well,
I should never have listened to you!
I should never have listened to you!
I think he's bummed out.
I think he's bummed out.
I think I'd better go.
I think I'd better go.
I think it's getting warmer in here.
I think it's getting warmer in here.
I thought you said you have a photographic memory.
I thought you said you have a photographic memory.
I told you.
I told you.
I want these two lunatics
I want these two lunatics
I want to see how the drug in the beer is affecting them.
I want to see how the drug in the beer is affecting them.
I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer
I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer
I was drinking during the beer because I had such
I was drinking during the beer because I had such
I was kind of like a one man force, eh? Like Charlton Heston in Omega Man.
I was kind of like a one man force, eh? Like Charlton Heston in Omega Man.
I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh?
I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh?
I win, eh?
I win, eh?
I would have saved you some, but I had to save everyone's life, eh.
I would have saved you some, but I had to save everyone's life, eh.
I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
I'll call an ambulance.
I'll call an ambulance.
I'll drive.
I'll drive.
I'll help all I can. Excuse me.
I'll help all I can. Excuse me.
I'll reconnect this.
I'll reconnect this.
I'll take care of them.
I'll take care of them.
I'll try the whole thing out tomorrow.
I'll try the whole thing out tomorrow.
I'm afraid that's private company business.
I'm afraid that's private company business.
I'm afraid you have two weeks notice, Mr. Smith.
I'm afraid you have two weeks notice, Mr. Smith.
I'm going to the brewery.
I'm going to the brewery.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm in charge here!
I'm in charge here!
I'm letting go of the beer.
I'm letting go of the beer.
I'm sorry, he doesn't work here anymore. Thank you.
I'm sorry, he doesn't work here anymore. Thank you.
I'm taking you to the loony bin.
I'm taking you to the loony bin.
I'm the brains, eh?
I'm the brains, eh?
I'm the president of the company. I'll just hire you back. She has no
I'm the president of the company. I'll just hire you back. She has no
I've spotted a fleshy headed mutant in Sector 16B.
I've spotted a fleshy headed mutant in Sector 16B.
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
If it had been me who died, you'd be over it by now.
If it had been me who died, you'd be over it by now.
If you'd stick to your 12 point maintenance program, eh,
If you'd stick to your 12 point maintenance program, eh,
If you're innocent then you have nothing to fear.
If you're innocent then you have nothing to fear.
If you're sucking me in I knew you would.
If you're sucking me in I knew you would.
In a few hours I will introduce my special formula
In a few hours I will introduce my special formula
In case she sues for whiplash,
In case she sues for whiplash,
In other words, you're buying her out.
In other words, you're buying her out.
Is she here?
Is she here?
It can wear off in time like it did with me, eh.
It can wear off in time like it did with me, eh.
It even has a time code on it, and those are very difficult to fake.
It even has a time code on it, and those are very difficult to fake.
It isn't my business anymore. I won't listen to you
It isn't my business anymore. I won't listen to you
It looks that way.
It looks that way.
It takes experience to run a brewery. You have none.
It takes experience to run a brewery. You have none.
It was no dream. It was in your underwear.
It was no dream. It was in your underwear.
It was some sculptor, I think. I'm terrible on names.
It was some sculptor, I think. I'm terrible on names.
It was where they were running off them pirates, eh?
It was where they were running off them pirates, eh?
It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Turn this thing off!
It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Turn this thing off!
It's a 10 speed. A five speed times two.
It's a 10 speed. A five speed times two.
It's a business trip. They're going on a business trip.
It's a business trip. They're going on a business trip.
It's a jelly.
It's a jelly.
It's all right. It did that before.
It's all right. It did that before.
It's beauty. I'll put it on my mantel and, um,
It's beauty. I'll put it on my mantel and, um,
It's easy to wallow in self pity. The hard thing is to go on living.
It's easy to wallow in self pity. The hard thing is to go on living.
It's faster.
It's faster.
It's great to do a movie and get to learn
It's great to do a movie and get to learn
It's him! It's my brother! Oh, no, John! He wants revenge!
It's him! It's my brother! Oh, no, John! He wants revenge!
It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh?
It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh?
It's nice to get away from the brewery once in a while.
It's nice to get away from the brewery once in a while.
It's not a poison. It's, uh, more like a drug.
It's not a poison. It's, uh, more like a drug.
It's okay, don't worry. Trust me. Come here.
It's okay, don't worry. Trust me. Come here.
It's only $15. Take it. It's yours.
It's only $15. Take it. It's yours.
It's pointless to worry.
It's pointless to worry.
It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole world
It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole world
It's really your brewery now, isn't it?
It's really your brewery now, isn't it?
It's right at the bottom of the big hill.
It's right at the bottom of the big hill.
It's the guys.
It's the guys.
Jean LaRose, the hockey player?
Jean LaRose, the hockey player?
Jeez, here's the organ they were using, eh?
Jeez, here's the organ they were using, eh?
Jeez, I just got up, eh? I don't know.
Jeez, I just got up, eh? I don't know.
Jeez, I told you we brought too many doughnuts, eh? This is spooky in here.
Jeez, I told you we brought too many doughnuts, eh? This is spooky in here.
Jeez, I'm sure glad we got rid of them. They were really starting to bug me, eh?
Jeez, I'm sure glad we got rid of them. They were really starting to bug me, eh?
Jeez, there's a lot of arrows, eh? Elsinore Castle. Elsinore Brewery.
Jeez, there's a lot of arrows, eh? Elsinore Castle. Elsinore Brewery.
Jeez, these got beer in them, these big kegs?
Jeez, these got beer in them, these big kegs?
Jeez, those things hurt.
Jeez, those things hurt.
Jeez, who'd want to hork our clothes, eh?
Jeez, who'd want to hork our clothes, eh?
Jeez, you better check this thing. Look, the plug's glowing.
Jeez, you better check this thing. Look, the plug's glowing.
Jeez! What should we do, eh?
Jeez! What should we do, eh?
Jeez. The guy hung up. Okay!
Jeez. The guy hung up. Okay!
Just exactly what is wrong with the beer, eh?
Just exactly what is wrong with the beer, eh?
Just getting your beer.
Just getting your beer.
Just let me out, please.
Just let me out, please.
Just one more test, and then we are ready for the world.
Just one more test, and then we are ready for the world.
Just show it like this, eh? Just hold it up.
Just show it like this, eh? Just hold it up.
Just testing the brakes, eh? They felt a little soft.
Just testing the brakes, eh? They felt a little soft.
Just think of all the free beers we're going to get. Come on.
Just think of all the free beers we're going to get. Come on.
Keep quiet.
Keep quiet.
Lawyers are for sucks.
Lawyers are for sucks.
Lawyers.
Lawyers.
Let me alone! Wait! You can't do this to me!
Let me alone! Wait! You can't do this to me!
Let me see what you've got.
Let me see what you've got.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let's get bombed.
Let's get bombed.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's move it.
Let's move it.
Let's run it all again.
Let's run it all again.
Let's try to cut him out with a blow torch.
Let's try to cut him out with a blow torch.
Like he went to get a pizza.
Like he went to get a pizza.
Like there's legal precedent set in cases in law.
Like there's legal precedent set in cases in law.
Like, normally, we just have Great White North, eh?
Like, normally, we just have Great White North, eh?
Like, perhaps it would be, uh, a good idea for us
Like, perhaps it would be, uh, a good idea for us
Like, Russia blew up the U.S., and the U.S. blew up Russia, eh?
Like, Russia blew up the U.S., and the U.S. blew up Russia, eh?
Like, uh, this guy here. He was beauty.
Like, uh, this guy here. He was beauty.
Listen, about that shooting business.
Listen, about that shooting business.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this. Every camera on the place is tied into this console.
Look at this. Every camera on the place is tied into this console.
Look out, eh?
Look out, eh?
Look.
Look.
Looks like LaRose picked up those two hicks.
Looks like LaRose picked up those two hicks.
Lucky for me, I'd been off planet on vacation at the time of the war, eh?
Lucky for me, I'd been off planet on vacation at the time of the war, eh?
Make sure the trucks leave for Oktoberfest as planned.
Make sure the trucks leave for Oktoberfest as planned.
May I remind you two idiots that this is a court of law?
May I remind you two idiots that this is a court of law?
Maybe a couple of these guys got sick and tired of wearing their pajamas, eh?
Maybe a couple of these guys got sick and tired of wearing their pajamas, eh?
Maybe he's a doctor. And one guy stole the car from over there.
Maybe he's a doctor. And one guy stole the car from over there.
Maybe he's gonna puke. He had too many beers.
Maybe he's gonna puke. He had too many beers.
Maybe he's just sleeping, eh?
Maybe he's just sleeping, eh?
Maybe it's out of gas, eh?
Maybe it's out of gas, eh?
Maybe we ought to call Marlin Perkins, eh?
Maybe we ought to call Marlin Perkins, eh?
Maybe we should call the Red Cross or something.
Maybe we should call the Red Cross or something.
McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer's here.
McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer's here.
Mind you, he ate a lot at mealtime, eh. He was always late.
Mind you, he ate a lot at mealtime, eh. He was always late.
Mom? Dad?
Mom? Dad?
Montreal Canadien Rookie of the Year two years ago.
Montreal Canadien Rookie of the Year two years ago.
More bean medley, dear?
More bean medley, dear?
Mr. Hawkland, can we just get one quick shot of you?
Mr. Hawkland, can we just get one quick shot of you?
Mr. Hawkland.
Mr. Hawkland.
My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh?
My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh?
My brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.
My brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.
My brother's coming in now, so, all cops, come on up here now.
My brother's coming in now, so, all cops, come on up here now.
My brother's got a bleeding
My brother's got a bleeding
My brother's got a bleeding nose. We need some Kleenex.
My brother's got a bleeding nose. We need some Kleenex.
My coat, too.
My coat, too.
My compliments on the many fine things you have in your home.
My compliments on the many fine things you have in your home.
My condolences to you on the loss of your father.
My condolences to you on the loss of your father.
My daughter, you know, Pamela,
My daughter, you know, Pamela,
My father must have found out about that.
My father must have found out about that.
My left nut.
My left nut.
My mother might have accepted your proposals, but I don't.
My mother might have accepted your proposals, but I don't.
My name is gone.
My name is gone.
Never mind. I'll do it myself.
Never mind. I'll do it myself.
Nice going.
Nice going.
Nice try.
Nice try.
No way, eh?
No way, eh?
No way! My turn! I want to
No way! My turn! I want to
No way! My turn! I want to
No way! My turn! I want to
No way.
No way.
No way. That's an EP from some British New Wave band.
No way. That's an EP from some British New Wave band.
No wonder everything's secret here.
No wonder everything's secret here.
No, don't blow him up! He's my brother. Please don't hurt him!
No, don't blow him up! He's my brother. Please don't hurt him!
No, fellows. No exercises today.
No, fellows. No exercises today.
No, he wouldn't, he'd love to,
No, he wouldn't, he'd love to,
No, I don't know where he is. This is the one. He's dead.
No, I don't know where he is. This is the one. He's dead.
No, I don't want it! $6.50! Hey!
No, I don't want it! $6.50! Hey!
No, look, can we talk this over, fellows?
No, look, can we talk this over, fellows?
No, never. We always stick together.
No, never. We always stick together.
No, no! You're always touching things!
No, no! You're always touching things!
No, thanks. It's okay. I can find my way myself.
No, thanks. It's okay. I can find my way myself.
No, that's exactly what the doctor told us.
No, that's exactly what the doctor told us.
No, wait, fellows!
No, wait, fellows!
No, you open the door.
No, you open the door.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Hey, let's go see if there's a lost and found, eh?
No. Hey, let's go see if there's a lost and found, eh?
No. Right there's the off ramp.
No. Right there's the off ramp.
Nobody's buying anybody out, Henry.
Nobody's buying anybody out, Henry.
Not Houdini, not nobody.
Not Houdini, not nobody.
Not that way. We'll get killed. This way.
Not that way. We'll get killed. This way.
Not the one who died, eh, of the brewery.
Not the one who died, eh, of the brewery.
Not your job? Do you want him to mummify?
Not your job? Do you want him to mummify?
Now don't get scared.
Now don't get scared.
Now get out of here before I put the two of you in a bottle.
Now get out of here before I put the two of you in a bottle.
Now he's not here, and I got two soakers.
Now he's not here, and I got two soakers.
Now hurry up!
Now hurry up!
Now what about that missing disc?
Now what about that missing disc?
Now what?
Now what?
Now you are the mouse.
Now you are the mouse.
Now, Dr. Smith, we know you are familiar with this case.
Now, Dr. Smith, we know you are familiar with this case.
Now, go to the loading dock.
Now, go to the loading dock.
Now, I think he just pressed one of these buttons here.
Now, I think he just pressed one of these buttons here.
Objection. You cannot split pleas like that.
Objection. You cannot split pleas like that.
Of Dr. Smith
Of Dr. Smith
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, I know some stuff about electricity, eh?
Oh, I know some stuff about electricity, eh?
Oh, I'm getting whiplash from my burps, eh?
Oh, I'm getting whiplash from my burps, eh?
Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Elsinore passed away recently.
Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Elsinore passed away recently.
Oh, jeez, but we have to come back for my turn, eh?
Oh, jeez, but we have to come back for my turn, eh?
Oh, jeez, look at this place.
Oh, jeez, look at this place.
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, just to make sure. That's a great idea.
Oh, just to make sure. That's a great idea.
Oh, look, everything's under control. Don't worry, I took care of it.
Oh, look, everything's under control. Don't worry, I took care of it.
Oh, my God! Why don't you fry
Oh, my God! Why don't you fry
Oh, no! Geez, I have to take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Oh, no! Geez, I have to take a leak so bad I can taste it.
Oh, sorry, eh.
Oh, sorry, eh.
Oh, uh, we're from the Department of Justice, and we're adjusting the beds.
Oh, uh, we're from the Department of Justice, and we're adjusting the beds.
Oh, well, I'm very flattered that you think I'm that important.
Oh, well, I'm very flattered that you think I'm that important.
Oh, well, normally I would, but
Oh, well, normally I would, but
Oh, wouldn't you like a drink or something?
Oh, wouldn't you like a drink or something?
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yes. And I'd like to point out
Oh, yes. And I'd like to point out
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Not there.
Oh! Not there.
Oh. We was thinking since we're employees of the brewery now, eh,
Oh. We was thinking since we're employees of the brewery now, eh,
Okay, another thing. Um...
Okay, another thing. Um...
Okay, basically it's the same system with a new addition.
Okay, basically it's the same system with a new addition.
Okay, eh, all cops, eh, get out of your cars.
Okay, eh, all cops, eh, get out of your cars.
Okay, eh?
Okay, eh?
Okay, first off, the difference between movies and TV, eh?
Okay, first off, the difference between movies and TV, eh?
Okay, freeze the frame.
Okay, freeze the frame.
Okay, I got an idea, but we got to go home first, okay?
Okay, I got an idea, but we got to go home first, okay?
Okay, I'd like to thank The Academy for this beer, eh.
Okay, I'd like to thank The Academy for this beer, eh.
Okay, like, England and Ireland and France, eh?
Okay, like, England and Ireland and France, eh?
Okay, so we made a movie, eh? So we're going to show that now.
Okay, so we made a movie, eh? So we're going to show that now.
Okay, so we made a movie.
Okay, so we made a movie.
Okay, take it easy.
Okay, take it easy.
Okay, that's it. That's enough.
Okay, that's it. That's enough.
Okay, then, 10 years after World War Four.
Okay, then, 10 years after World War Four.
Okay, this is like an aerial view. Okay, take the 401.
Okay, this is like an aerial view. Okay, take the 401.
Okay, watch this.
Okay, watch this.
Okay, zoom in on me, the director. Come on.
Okay, zoom in on me, the director. Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Come along now. You can't leave this mess here,
Okay. Come along now. You can't leave this mess here,
Okay. Go to TV.
Okay. Go to TV.
Okay. Good day. I'm Bob McKenzie. This is my brother Doug.
Okay. Good day. I'm Bob McKenzie. This is my brother Doug.
Okay. Here's my theory on movies. You want to know how to wreck a movie, eh?
Okay. Here's my theory on movies. You want to know how to wreck a movie, eh?
Okay. I want to take a head count, uh, like maybe we'll have some breakfast, eh.
Okay. I want to take a head count, uh, like maybe we'll have some breakfast, eh.
Okay. Movie review. Okay. I thought it was beauty.
Okay. Movie review. Okay. I thought it was beauty.
Okay. See you.
Okay. See you.
Okay. Thanks.
Okay. Thanks.
Okay. There we go. I'm going to take it up to 90 this time.
Okay. There we go. I'm going to take it up to 90 this time.
Okay. You know his replacement, eh, like, the new boss?
Okay. You know his replacement, eh, like, the new boss?
On a record player that's, like, on its side, eh?
On a record player that's, like, on its side, eh?
On fire? Geez! Hey, can you hold on for a minute?
On fire? Geez! Hey, can you hold on for a minute?
One guy just drove away with the car from here and he gave me this.
One guy just drove away with the car from here and he gave me this.
Open the door. Come ahead, boys.
Open the door. Come ahead, boys.
Or by generalized inhibition.
Or by generalized inhibition.
Or by generalized inhibition.
Or by generalized inhibition.
Or gaffers?
Or gaffers?
Order! Order!
Order! Order!
Out of the way. Come on.
Out of the way. Come on.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Take off, you hoser.
Ow! Take off, you hoser.
Pam?
Pam?
Perhaps one of these would refresh your memory, eh?
Perhaps one of these would refresh your memory, eh?
Plugs don't work.
Plugs don't work.
Proceed, Counselor.
Proceed, Counselor.
Pulford and Holman have been fighting terribly.
Pulford and Holman have been fighting terribly.
Pursue him!
Pursue him!
Put Rosie the Rose. I know you like being called Rosie, eh?
Put Rosie the Rose. I know you like being called Rosie, eh?
Put them in the game. Take it to level five.
Put them in the game. Take it to level five.
Put these clothes on. I'll tell you about it on the way.
Put these clothes on. I'll tell you about it on the way.
Put this in your mouth so you don't bite your tongue off.
Put this in your mouth so you don't bite your tongue off.
Quick, get a glass. Beauty.
Quick, get a glass. Beauty.
Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization.
Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization.
Really?
Really?
Remember where we got this?
Remember where we got this?
Remember, that was our deal. I
Remember, that was our deal. I
Right.
Right.
Roadblock. Go that way.
Roadblock. Go that way.
Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.
See you, eh?
See you, eh?
See you.
See you.
Send those lunatics back to the institute.
Send those lunatics back to the institute.
Send those lunatics back to the institute.
Send those lunatics back to the institute.
She has the right. She has 51 percent. That's all the right she needs.
She has the right. She has 51 percent. That's all the right she needs.
She just turned 21 and legally inherits the whole brewery.
She just turned 21 and legally inherits the whole brewery.
She told you we were innocent.
She told you we were innocent.
She's having her birthday, and I want to deliver a couple of kegs.
She's having her birthday, and I want to deliver a couple of kegs.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up.
Shut up.
Skunk!
Skunk!
So I spent most of my time looking for beer.
So I spent most of my time looking for beer.
So I'll show you the way to the cafeteria
So I'll show you the way to the cafeteria
So let's get some men on the bottling line.
So let's get some men on the bottling line.
So security is extremely important.
So security is extremely important.
So she can continue with her studies.
So she can continue with her studies.
So she's the new boss?
So she's the new boss?
So sit back, get some corn, and let's have It's movie time.
So sit back, get some corn, and let's have It's movie time.
So we just go down to Lakeside Park here, eh?
So we just go down to Lakeside Park here, eh?
So we use private couriers.
So we use private couriers.
So, do you travel quite a bit?
So, do you travel quite a bit?
So, object A will attack object B, or black will attack white, or vice versa.
So, object A will attack object B, or black will attack white, or vice versa.
Some back bacon sandwiches while we're waiting.
Some back bacon sandwiches while we're waiting.
Somebody help us, please!
Somebody help us, please!
Somebody horked our clothes.
Somebody horked our clothes.
Sorry about that nervous breakdown you had.
Sorry about that nervous breakdown you had.
Sorry I ralphed, Pam.
Sorry I ralphed, Pam.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds like you just picked that out of the dictionary.
Sounds like you just picked that out of the dictionary.
Specific tones...
Specific tones...
Stand back. This is really going to blow.
Stand back. This is really going to blow.
Start up. Come on, eh? Start up.
Start up. Come on, eh? Start up.
Stay where you are, or I'll kill you.
Stay where you are, or I'll kill you.
Steamroller!
Steamroller!
Stick on the ice.
Stick on the ice.
Suppose she sees something?
Suppose she sees something?
Sure, go ahead. Ow! This thing's hot.
Sure, go ahead. Ow! This thing's hot.
Take a jar of moths into the theater, eh, and, like
Take a jar of moths into the theater, eh, and, like
Take a little drive, you know?
Take a little drive, you know?
Take a look at this. Dad really got into the beers, eh?
Take a look at this. Dad really got into the beers, eh?
Take off!
Take off!
Take off! No way!
Take off! No way!
Take off! We are not going to crash, eh!
Take off! We are not going to crash, eh!
Take off. He's signing my card.
Take off. He's signing my card.
Take off. I am not. Just getting warmed up for the party, eh?
Take off. I am not. Just getting warmed up for the party, eh?
Take off. I'm going to do the steamroller.
Take off. I'm going to do the steamroller.
Take off. That's Dad's beer money, eh?
Take off. That's Dad's beer money, eh?
Take off. You don't know.
Take off. You don't know.
Take one, then that's it for you.
Take one, then that's it for you.
Take the 401 to Kitchener here, and then take Highway 6 north.
Take the 401 to Kitchener here, and then take Highway 6 north.
Take this. We've got work to do.
Take this. We've got work to do.
Ted just said she had lawyers with her. I thought we should discuss it.
Ted just said she had lawyers with her. I thought we should discuss it.
Ted.
Ted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That horse ran like a bum yesterday. See you tomorrow.
That horse ran like a bum yesterday. See you tomorrow.
That is correct.
That is correct.
That is schizophrenia marked by excessive and sometimes violent motor activity
That is schizophrenia marked by excessive and sometimes violent motor activity
That this tape has not been tampered with or edited in any way.
That this tape has not been tampered with or edited in any way.
That was no goal, you know. They were in the crease.
That was no goal, you know. They were in the crease.
That's because they're being towed, eh?
That's because they're being towed, eh?
That's how you handle the press. Come on.
That's how you handle the press. Come on.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
That's it. Okay.
That's it. Okay.
That's it. We're leaving, kids. Come on.
That's it. We're leaving, kids. Come on.
That's not our code. Get me the John Elsinore disc.
That's not our code. Get me the John Elsinore disc.
That's the tape they showed at the inquest.
That's the tape they showed at the inquest.
That's them. Get them!
That's them. Get them!
That's what a gaffer does.
That's what a gaffer does.
That's, uh, some dog of yours, too. He's really hungry, isn't he?
That's, uh, some dog of yours, too. He's really hungry, isn't he?
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
The circuits are fusing.
The circuits are fusing.
The Colonel's dead. Here we are still enjoying his chicken.
The Colonel's dead. Here we are still enjoying his chicken.
The computers, the surveillance system, everything seems to be overloading.
The computers, the surveillance system, everything seems to be overloading.
The Earth had been, like, devastated by nuclear war.
The Earth had been, like, devastated by nuclear war.
The end of the human era.
The end of the human era.
The offense of kidnapping is comprised of two elements.
The offense of kidnapping is comprised of two elements.
The old man'll boot us out, and we'll have no place to sleep.
The old man'll boot us out, and we'll have no place to sleep.
The power of the Force stopped you, you hosers.
The power of the Force stopped you, you hosers.
The power's on in the old cafeteria.
The power's on in the old cafeteria.
The rise of the machine and the fall of man.
The rise of the machine and the fall of man.
The roof just blew off the institute. It's on fire.
The roof just blew off the institute. It's on fire.
The second time. You murdered him first.
The second time. You murdered him first.
The two of you have been charged with kidnapping
The two of you have been charged with kidnapping
The wharf. The end of the wharf.
The wharf. The end of the wharf.
Then I'm taking you to the loony bin.
Then I'm taking you to the loony bin.
Then we wouldn't have to jump start you like this.
Then we wouldn't have to jump start you like this.
There they are.
There they are.
There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked.
There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked.
There. You see that? You see that number? April 4.
There. You see that? You see that number? April 4.
There's 11, 12, 13.
There's 11, 12, 13.
There's a door here. It's locked.
There's a door here. It's locked.
There's a guy back there trapped in a vat.
There's a guy back there trapped in a vat.
There's a lot of cops around.
There's a lot of cops around.
There's a power surge at the main gate.
There's a power surge at the main gate.
There's no scientific explanation for it.
There's no scientific explanation for it.
There's no way I'll crash this. This is a beer truck, eh.
There's no way I'll crash this. This is a beer truck, eh.
There's one less to worry about then. Now come this way.
There's one less to worry about then. Now come this way.
There's probably beer here somewhere.
There's probably beer here somewhere.
There's the game we were in. Hey, what's with this guy, eh?
There's the game we were in. Hey, what's with this guy, eh?
There's those guys who horked our clothes.
There's those guys who horked our clothes.
These cops are going to arrest us.
These cops are going to arrest us.
These gentlemen here say they have a meeting with you, eh?
These gentlemen here say they have a meeting with you, eh?
These hosers are skating around in a circle.
These hosers are skating around in a circle.
They come early in the morning and go up there,
They come early in the morning and go up there,
They don't even trust themselves.
They don't even trust themselves.
They don't look like lawyers to me.
They don't look like lawyers to me.
They got free beer.
They got free beer.
They got their cars out now and you got to see this, eh.
They got their cars out now and you got to see this, eh.
They got two stops, then no brakes.
They got two stops, then no brakes.
They killed him.
They killed him.
They put some stuff in the beer. And they make us drink it every day.
They put some stuff in the beer. And they make us drink it every day.
They thought they were going to get out, instead they missed all this great stuff.
They thought they were going to get out, instead they missed all this great stuff.
They took the one disc that would incriminate me.
They took the one disc that would incriminate me.
They were here when I got here.
They were here when I got here.
They're already in.
They're already in.
They're cutting pirates.
They're cutting pirates.
They're down at the end of the wharf, sir.
They're down at the end of the wharf, sir.
They're going to be loving you from dawn until dusk.
They're going to be loving you from dawn until dusk.
They're going to be loving you from dawn until dusk.
They're going to be loving you from dawn until dusk.
They're responding to the sounds. Watch this.
They're responding to the sounds. Watch this.
They're sort of like a different breed, eh.
They're sort of like a different breed, eh.
This is a temporary arrangement, to relieve her of the burden of ownership
This is a temporary arrangement, to relieve her of the burden of ownership
This is just the thing, a hypodermic needle.
This is just the thing, a hypodermic needle.
This is the difference between TV and movies, eh?
This is the difference between TV and movies, eh?
This movie was shot in 3 B, three beers, and it looks good, eh?
This movie was shot in 3 B, three beers, and it looks good, eh?
This plan sucks. I ain't going in.
This plan sucks. I ain't going in.
This sort of thing didn't happen.
This sort of thing didn't happen.
This was free beer, Dad. There's more outside.
This was free beer, Dad. There's more outside.
Those big cons are going to love you, eh?
Those big cons are going to love you, eh?
To build a city for my children,
To build a city for my children,
To take, like, all the contaminated beer back to the brewery
To take, like, all the contaminated beer back to the brewery
To the public at Oktoberfest.
To the public at Oktoberfest.
Try and use as little oxygen as possible, and maybe when the level rises,
Try and use as little oxygen as possible, and maybe when the level rises,
Try to pick out the men who kidnapped you.
Try to pick out the men who kidnapped you.
Turn!
Turn!
Twenty cans ought to be enough, eh?
Twenty cans ought to be enough, eh?
Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh?
Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh?
Two trucks full of bad beer went there this morning.
Two trucks full of bad beer went there this morning.
Under Section 2471 of the Criminal Code.
Under Section 2471 of the Criminal Code.
Until the victim is mentally fit for trial,
Until the victim is mentally fit for trial,
Use the money I gave you today, you idiot.
Use the money I gave you today, you idiot.
Very good, my dear. Cunning, right to the end.
Very good, my dear. Cunning, right to the end.
Very special kegs, for the party.
Very special kegs, for the party.
Wait, look.
Wait, look.
Wait, look.
Wait, look.
Wait! I want to go to the cafeteria.
Wait! I want to go to the cafeteria.
Wait. First they got to You got to interview me, the director.
Wait. First they got to You got to interview me, the director.
Was that a dream?
Was that a dream?
Watch them for mice.
Watch them for mice.
Way to go. You gave away the money.
Way to go. You gave away the money.
We are not going to kill anybody.
We are not going to kill anybody.
We are very happy to announce that today all the beer is free.
We are very happy to announce that today all the beer is free.
We can get up to that porthole.
We can get up to that porthole.
We couldn't feed him, eh, because we was in jail.
We couldn't feed him, eh, because we was in jail.
We found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer...
We found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer...
We got jobs at Elsinore Brewery. We work there now, eh?
We got jobs at Elsinore Brewery. We work there now, eh?
We got over $5 billion in our hideout.
We got over $5 billion in our hideout.
We have an appointment with that guy there, eh?
We have an appointment with that guy there, eh?
We have to follow the van.
We have to follow the van.
We have to follow the van. Go back.
We have to follow the van. Go back.
We have to follow the van. Go back.
We have to follow the van. Go back.
We have to stop the people drinking it.
We have to stop the people drinking it.
We know that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
We know that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
We know. We're moving. My brother's drunk.
We know. We're moving. My brother's drunk.
We lost him.
We lost him.
We lost picture, but we have it back.
We lost picture, but we have it back.
We made Zoom back in, eh?
We made Zoom back in, eh?
We made the appointment with him, eh? What's his name again?
We made the appointment with him, eh? What's his name again?
We made the appointment with the deceased quite some time ago, eh?
We made the appointment with the deceased quite some time ago, eh?
We take them to the loading dock and put them in beer kegs.
We take them to the loading dock and put them in beer kegs.
We thought you were going to take a leak.
We thought you were going to take a leak.
We told them we didn't want a lawyer.
We told them we didn't want a lawyer.
We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us.
We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us.
We was wondering, eh, like, uh,
We was wondering, eh, like, uh,
We were at a party, and a friend of ours, a cop, had some and he puked.
We were at a party, and a friend of ours, a cop, had some and he puked.
We were away on business.
We were away on business.
We will move towards Oktoberfest as planned,
We will move towards Oktoberfest as planned,
We'll always have our memories.
We'll always have our memories.
We'll show them how big the screen is, eh? Zoom out. Go.
We'll show them how big the screen is, eh? Zoom out. Go.
We're going to a party. Don't eat the furniture.
We're going to a party. Don't eat the furniture.
We're going to crash. We'll be in the water again.
We're going to crash. We'll be in the water again.
We're in his good books now, eh?
We're in his good books now, eh?
We're just waiting.
We're just waiting.
We're real sorry. Here's some money back, eh?
We're real sorry. Here's some money back, eh?
Welcome to 1984, the age of automation and unemployment.
Welcome to 1984, the age of automation and unemployment.
Well, boys, it worked.
Well, boys, it worked.
Well, feel free to call upon me at any time.
Well, feel free to call upon me at any time.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I thought there were a couple of, uh, minor, uh, story flaws,
Well, I thought there were a couple of, uh, minor, uh, story flaws,
Well, if there's no staff, there's no reason to have a cafeteria.
Well, if there's no staff, there's no reason to have a cafeteria.
Well, maybe we ought to go home and feed him, eh?
Well, maybe we ought to go home and feed him, eh?
Well, not so long ago when there were men on the bottling lines,
Well, not so long ago when there were men on the bottling lines,
Well, the day after he died
Well, the day after he died
Well, the Inspector has to leave.
Well, the Inspector has to leave.
Well, then how about a couple of passes to a real movie?
Well, then how about a couple of passes to a real movie?
Well, we found this mouse in a bottle of your beer, eh?
Well, we found this mouse in a bottle of your beer, eh?
Well, who employed you to install surveillance cameras?
Well, who employed you to install surveillance cameras?
Well, yours are like referee skates.
Well, yours are like referee skates.
Well?
Well?
What a waste of money.
What a waste of money.
What all the stuff means, eh, like grip, eh.
What all the stuff means, eh, like grip, eh.
What are we going to do now?
What are we going to do now?
What are you doing in here?
What are you doing in here?
What are you doing walking around? I thought you were sick.
What are you doing walking around? I thought you were sick.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.
What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.
What did you give him?
What did you give him?