Ice Age (2002) Edit

A dandelion?

A dandelion.

A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped them all out.

A mammoth.

Across that sink hole in front of you, you get the Sloth.

Across that sink hole in front of you, you get the Sloth.

Aghhh. Sid!

Ah. The poor kid all alone in the wild.

Ah. You know me. I'm too lazy to hold a grudge.

All but one.

All right, gooood niiight.

All right, I'll help you bring it to its herd.

All right, I'll just go by myself.

All right, look out, look out. Coming through.

All right, thanks. You can put me down now.

All right, you have fat hair. But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

All right. Let's get you all cleaned up.

An eye for an eye. Don't you think?

And because I'll pummel you if you don't.

And claws?

And Diego spit that out. You don't know where it's been.

And Diego, bring me that baby. Alive.

And he's got the baby!

And I thought, wow, she's gonna go praying mantis on me. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

And make him rounder.

And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.

And that tiger.

And the baby too.

And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back.

And when you three have it trapped...

And who do you think he'll hunt?

And you're just a good citizen helping out, right?

Any chance I can squeeze in there with you Manny? Old pal?

Any of this a ringin' a bell? I guess not, bye.

Any of this a ringin' a bell? I guess not, bye.

Are you OK?

Are you threatening me?

At least pick a female with the same color pelt, right?

At the bottom of Half peak... there is an ambush waiting for you.

Au, Au, A, A, Au, Au.

Au! I know what a short cut is...

Au.

Aye.

Because I am your only chance.

Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter.

Because of all the ice!

Because returning him home was your idea. Because you're small and insignificant.

Bedtime, squirt.

Bertie? Uncle Fungus?

Bon appétit.

Boy. For a second there, I actually thought you gonna eat me.

Burn and die.

But I think you're stressed. That's why you eat so much.

But promise me that you leave me alone after that.

But we gotta go.

But you barely know what I'm talking about.

But, but, but dad.

Can't have one of your own, so you want to adopt.

Captain! Iceberg ahead!

Carl? Easy, Frankie.

Carl. Easy, Frankie.

Cause I'll be chewing on it.

Check for poop.

Come here, you little biped. Come here, you little wormy worm.

Come on Diego, come on.

Come on Diego, let's bring this mammoth down.

Come on guys. Stick together it's easy to get lost in here.

Come on move faster.

Come on Sid, lets play tag you're it.

Come on, come on say something. Anything!

Come on, come on. You want a piece of me?

Come on, guys. We gonna miss the mi.. the mi.. the...

Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's moving.

Come on, you're making a scene.

Come on. If he wants to freeze to death, let him.

Come on. You can lick this. You're a tiger. Look I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say?

Come to uncle Sid.

Cut off his retreat.

Did you hear that little fella?

Diego?

Don't fall in. If you do, you'll definitely...

Don't forget about us, ok?

Don't give away your positions until we see the mammoth.

Don't let me hog them all up. No, here, you have some.

Don't let them impale me, please. I wanna live!

Don't make me reach back there. That was he. He started it.

Don't pay attention. Just ignore him

Don't spear me!

Don't you have some poor defenseless animals to disembowel?

Doom on you! Doom on you!

Eh, guys!

Ehmmm. Pachyderm?

Enough!

Especially Sid.

Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm.

Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.

Excuse me, ladies.

Fine, Manfred.

Fine. Be a jerk.

First word..... a stomp.

First, I'm gonna slice its hind quarters into sections. I'm on to put the white meat in one pile and dark in ano...

Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

From now one I'm gonna call You Diego.

Frustrated Diego.

Get away from me!

Get away from me.

Get down. What?

Get everyone ready.

Get him!

Get him!

Get him!

Get off me!

Get off my face.

Give me a break.

Give me the baby.

Go. Yeah, that's good.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good bye. Good bye.

Good job.

Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. But you know how it is.

Got it, got it, got it. Don't got it. The Last Melon!

Great! Yeah, hey jump up on my back and relax your whole way.

Guys, l thought we were in a hurry.

Guys. We gotta get this kid out of the wind.

Ha, ha, there you gotta...

Have you noticed the river of lava?

He got me! Help...

He ruined our salad.

He won't stop squirming. You're holding it wrong.

He's dead, all right.

He's not much to look at but it's so hard to find a family guy.

He's the one we have to surprise.

Hello ladies!

Hello, pumpkin. Hello, little baldy bean.

Help me.

Help! Help!

Here, you hold it. Turn him towards me.

Hey guys. Hey guys check this out.

Hey lovebirds. Look at this.

Hey, buddy. Have you seen any humans go by here?

Hey, can we have our melon back?

Hey, do that again. He likes it.

Hey, do the world a favour!

Hey, Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Huh?

Hey, fellows!

Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.

Hey, hey, hey Manny, are you forgetting something?

Hey, hey! What's going on?

Hey, hey. I'm up, I'm up!

Hey, I think I saw spark.

Hey, I'm a Sloth. I see a tree, either leaf, that's my tracking.

Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.

Hey, Lord of the flame, your tail's on fire.

Hey, rise and shine, everybody.

Hey, wide body! Kerb it next time!

Hey, you rhinos, you know, you have really tiny brains, did you know that?

Hey! Great news.

Hey! Hi! Manny!

Hey. Buddy, if it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow.

Hey. Don't let me cramp your style.

Hey. Knock it off. I am starving.

Hey. Knock it off. squirt.

Hey. Why am I the poop checker?

Hey. Why don't you make it realistic and draw him lying down?

Hey. You're a big guy. You got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.

Hh? Oh that.. hhh.

Hi, Diego.

Hi, Manny.

Hmm, delicious.

Hold Pinky!

How about a good night kiss for your big buddy, Sid??

How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Or Manny the Melancholy... Manny the...

How could I ever have doubted you?

How much further? 3 miles.

Huh. Thanks for waiting.

Humans are disgusting.

I am a genius.

I am just kidding you little knuckle head.

I am sorry I set you up.

I bet he's hungry.

I can track humans a lot faster than you can.

I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens.

I could kiss ya. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. m.

I don't care who started it. I'll finish it.

I don't eat junk food.

I don't know, but I've been told...

I don't know, but I've been told... End of the world be mighty cold...

I don't know. Just drop it on the ledge.

I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

I don't need directions. Fine, I'll ask him.

I find that attractive in a male.

I forgot how to laugh.

I found a short cut!

I got you!

I just know where the humans are going.

I like rather not be today. Okay?

I mean faster that the long way around.

I mean what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this?

I mean. It's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.

I mean. What'd you say we just head South together?

I shall create fire.

I think he start to look like me. Hey Diego, what do you say?

I thought you're gonna... Were you?

I told you they were gone.

I told you to knock it off!

I wanna maul.

I want that baby, Diego. I'll get it.

I was returning him to his herd.

I was talking to you.

I was trying to relax.

I would if you were moving.

I'll go for the throat.

I'll take care of him.

I'm a mammal that cares.

I'm beat. We'll get there in the morning.

I'm fine. I'm fine!

I'm gonna die.

I'm just saying how do we know it's an ice age?

I'm putting sloth on the map.

I'm so full.

I'm working here, you waste of fur.

I've heard of these crackpots.

Ice age?

If I'm gonna enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.

If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal.

If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.

If you're gonna have an extra mating dance,

If you're looking for the humans, you're wasting your time.

In about 2 minutes you'll be satisfying your taste... for revenge.

In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a you!

Intruders!

Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

Isn't there someone else you can annoy?

Isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin' about in the wild.

It went this way. Over here.

It wouldn't be breakfast without him.

It wouldn't be breakfast without him.

It'd better be alive.

It'll be quieter when you're gone.

It'll be the last thing you ever do.

It's clean! Got you!

It's makin' me feel better too.

It's so ugly. Positively adorable.

It's still green. They headed north 2 hours ago.

It's your choice.

Its nose's dry.

Junior is hungry and...

Just up the hill.

Keep dreamin'.

Keep practising.

Leave the mammoth alone!

Left! Left, left... left! Leeft! Aaaa...Ugh! Uaaaaau!

Let me try.

Let's get him! Not yet!

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There's no we.

Let's go!

Let's head South.

Let's show that human what happens when he messes with Sabers.

Listen, I can help you.

Listen. You have to leave me here.

Look at all that meat.

Look at that. He's okay.

Look at the cute little baby, Diego.

Look at you. You gonna grow in a great predator, huh?

Look he is playing with his kid.

Look the tigers are just playing tag with the antilope.

Look who it is.

Look, either we slip through there and and beat the humans at the Glacier Pass.

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt this snack.

Look, look. Tigers.

Look, there's smoke.

Lord you've touched me and you are dead.

Makes me so... I wanna..

Mammoths don't go down easy.

Mammoths never travel alone.

Manfred. And I'm not your friend.

Manny, can I talk to you for a second?

Manny!

Manny! Manny!

Manny!!!

Maybe because we save him he won't hunt us. Au!

Move sloth!

Move your issues off the road!

Mush!

Mush!

Must be the last one of the season.

My family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me.

My feet are sweating.

Name is Diego, friend.

Next stop. Glacier pass.

Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.

No need to worry.

No no this way, this way.

No offence!

No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby.

No thanks, I choose life.

No thanks. I've got to save whatever dignity I've got left.

No way! This is our private stockpile for the ice age.

No, actually that pink thing belongs to us.

No, Carl! The tiger beat us to him.

No, I said wait for the mammoth!

No, no, no! Wait. Wait.

No, no, no. Manny, please, I'm begging you. I need him.

No, really!

No, seriously, let me take care of this.

No, seriously, look at you.

No, we don't.

No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.

No.

No. It's just a fact.

No. It's ok. It's ok.

No. no, no. Go to him. Go to him.

No. You say that, but you don't mean it.

Nothing. Lets go, it's freezing my tail off.

Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero.

Now what?

Now!

Now?

Now.

Oh look Manny! A mammoth.

Oh no.

Oh you think that's funny? How about this?

Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd.

Oh, he's got a family.

Oh, he's happy.

Oh, I'm gonna slip!

Oh, my mistake. That was my mistake. Let me. . .

Oh, what a mess.

Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.

Oh, Yummy.

Oh! No!

Oh! Sick!

Oh! Yuck!

Oh. No, a tiger! Help! Help!

Oh. So brave.

Oh. Thanks, Manny. You're pal.

Oh. That's perfect.

Oh. The triumphant return!

Oh. What is this?

Ohhhm. This is a problem.

Ohhhm. This is a problem.

Ohohou. That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowd. Who needs any?

Ok, follow me.

Ok, ok. Where are the sloth?

OK, so you've got issues. Look, you won't even know I'm here.

OK. Let me just clean that up.

Ok...

Okay, look. If either of you make it

Okay, okay, deal.

Okay, then thanks for the help. I can take it from here.

Okay, you're tired, I see. Well, we'll talk more tomorrow in the morning.

Okay. All right, wise guy.

Okay. Come on, guys.

Oo he's fine. Manfred has him. Just put me in your mouth. Come on. Hurry up.

Oooh. The Big Bad Tigey Wigey get left behind. Poor Tigey Wigey...

Or a nanny. personally I never get tired of peekaboo.

Or not mush, either way.

Or not mush, either way.

Or take the long way and miss them.

Or this way?

Oy (Aye)...

Pack of bears? mumble Pack of fleas.

Pack of lies. Pack of troubles. Pack a wallop.

Pack of long teeth...

Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?

Pack of wolves? Pack of...

Pack of.. Aooooou!.. birds. Pa.. pack of flying fish!

Patch of fur, no fang, no claws.

Perfect.

Phew. I'm wiped out.

Pine cones!!!

Prepare for the ice age!

Pretty tail walks by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah.

Protect the Dodo way of life!

Quick. Get inside.

Really?

Really?

Retrieve the melon!

Right, more to the right. Right, right, right.

Sabers were closing in on him. So I just snatched him.

Save it for a mammal that cares.

Save your breath Sid. You know humans can't talk.

Save your energy!

See Manny that's your problem.

Seriously, my feet are really hot...

She's gone.

Shhh! Get down and follow me.

Shouldn't we make sure they found him? Good idea.

Shut up!

Sid, Lord of the flame.

Sid, the tiger found a short cut.

Sid, Tigey Wigey is gonna lead the way.

Sid!

Sid! What?

Sid.

Sid. Find a she mmoth, have the little baby mammoth...

So you can give that baby to me or go get lost in the blizzard.

So, ladies, where were we?

So, so what I was saying, ladies...

So, where's Eddie?

So? So if it poops, where does it go?

Someone should lick it. Just in case.

Sorry fellas, it got a little frostbite.

Spoils!

Sssss. Sexy.

Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.

Sure is faithful.

Sure.

Surprise!

Survivals separate the Dodos from the beasts.

Taikwondoodos!

Taikwondoodos! Attack!

Tasty, isn't it?

Tell him he's going to be OK, Manny.

Tell him, I'm bringing the baby.

Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.

Tell me that was your stomach.

Thank goodness. Thank goodness.

Thank you.

Thanks for the advice. Now beat this.

That is cake.

That means something is wrong with it.

That pink thing is mine.

That's a ... good eating.

That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.

That's it, you're out of the herd.

That's okay, Frank. We'll have some fun with him.

That's right where's the baby. Oh!

That's right, you losers. You take one step and you're dead.

That's right. Where is the baby?

That's what mammoths supposed to do.

That's what you do in a herd.

That's what you do in a herd...

That's your shelter?

The baby, please.

The changing seasons, migration instincts?

The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky drool face.

The tiger actually did it. There's Half peak.

Then I suggest you take the short cut!

Then what are you waiting for?

There is no us. I see.

There is only one way to do it.

There it is!

There never was a we.

There's Diego, fall back!

They couldn't be far. I mean. They went this way?

They headed north 2 hours ago.

They headed north 2 hours ago.

They left this morning.

They left without me.

This gonna be the best migration ever. I'm telling you. I'll show you all my favourite watering holes. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries.

This has definitely not been my day. I mean... You know what I'm saying, buddy?

This I gotta see.

This time tomorrow you could be a free mammoth.

Those ladies, they don't stand a chance.

Through there!

Trust you ? Why in the world would we trust you ?

U u u. I love this game! I love this game! Okay, okay.

Uhh. I'd love some. Not you, the baby.

Uuh. Somebody pinch me.

Uuuh!

Very nice!

Wait a minute.

Wait, aren't you going to South?

Watch out! Stop waving that thing around!

Way to go, tiger.

We can fight our way out.

We did it!

We did it!

We have a very cruel sense of humour.

We look out for each other.

We need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down.

We were some team, huh?

We'll go up to Half peak. Meet us there.

We'll just take our furry pinata and go. Would you mind?

We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.

We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.

We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. Now, won't we?

We're the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

We've been waddlin' all day.

Welcome back partner. Want a lift?

Well I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.

Well, I have a message for Soto.

Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean there's plenty of Sid to go around.

Well, things just got a little chillier.

Well, this one does. And I'm leading him to Half peak.

Well, unless you know how to track,

Well. Would you look at that.

Well... thanks.

Were? Come on. We're still a team.

What am I? The wet nurse?

What are you two doing here?

What do you got? You got a little...

What do you mean short cut?

What do you take me for?

What ho? A foe?

What is your problem?

What the... Go ahead. Slice me.

What?

What. What? I can't hear you.

What're you doing?

What's the matter with you?

What's your problem? You're my problem.

Where did you find it?

Where is everybody?

Where is the baby? There it is!

Where's the baby?

Where's the baby?

Which should be like, tomorrow.

Who says we gonna eat him after we kill him?

Why did you do that ?

Why else? Now, Sid!

Why not call it the Big Chill? Or the Nippy era?

Why not?

Why? A good looking guy like you?

Why? Doesn't anyone love me?

Will you stop it!

Wish granted.

Worthy of such a noble...

Would you cut it out!

Wow, you and me, we make a great team.

Wow! Huh! Yeah! Who's up for round two! Tell the kid to be more careful.

Yeah he is.

Yeah, but I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

Yeah, but with my little stick, and my highly evolved brain ...

Yeah, Manny's... is a good guy.

Yeah, Mr. Great Tracker. Can't even find a sloth.

Yeah. Yeah. He said, come back with the baby,

Yeh, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mamma!

Yeh. Climb aboard. Pick me up, buddy.

Yeh. Climb aboard. Pick me up, buddy.

Yeh. Well, he needed me and I only wish I have one of my own.

Yeh. Well, you know.

You are standing on my trunk.

You are the best. Without Pinky. Manny, Manny, I need him.

You brought us home for dinner!!!

You can't leave him here.

You can't. Pack's too strong.

You clean up nice little fellow.

You could have die trying to save me.

You didn't have to do that.

You don't know much about tracking, do you?

You don't need this aggravation.

You gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!

You have beautiful eyes.

You have to be strong.

You have to take care of Manfred and Sid.

You have to trust me!

You just earned a time out.

You know Diego, I've never had a friend who'd risk his life for me.

You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

You know, I mean. They woke up early and finely tied my hands and feet.

You know. This whole Ice age thing's getting old. You know what l could go for? Global warming!

You know. You never see any sloth in these things. Have you ever noticed?

You lost it?

You set us up?

You wanna maul something. Don't you think?

You were bluffing, huh? Yeah, that was a bluff.

You were thinking it.

You'd better. Unless you want to serve yourself as the replacement.

You'll be a little snack for the owls.

You'll take care... You can't even take care of yourself.

You're a brave little squirt, l'll give you that.

You're a little low on the food chain to ... aren't you?

You're calling me a liar? I didn't say that.

You're folds of skin wrapped in mush. What's so threatening about you?

You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it.

You're lost, aren't you? No, I know exactly where we are.

You're lost, aren't you? No, I know exactly where we are.

You're Ok!

You're ok. You're ok.

You're the embarrassment of the nature, do you know that?

You're very shrewd mammal.

You're very shrewd mammal.

You've got half a stick.

You've never gonna reach them before the pass closes up with snow.

Yuck, yuck. Bleeh.

Yuhh. Yuck. Yuhh.

3, 2, 1.

9 lives baby.