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A cough
A cup of coffee.
A cup of coffee.
A haha
A weirdsound2
Absolutely.
Ah guys.
Ah, don't worry about that.
Ah, don't worry about that.
Ah.
Ah.
All righty.
And a glass of water.
And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just going to be who I am.
And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just gonna be who I am.
And you know what, it was fun.
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Are you still talking?
Atherton
Bah ahhh
Bear.
Because we are the right supplier.
Betsy
Bill.
Bill.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.
Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.
Buckley
But here in my country now.
But I don't wanna know that.
But is that changing noise?
But is that changing noise?
But is that changing noise?
But sometimes you just don't listen.
But you just don't listen.
Bwaaah
Bwaaah
Bwaaah
Bwaaah
Bwaaah
Bwaaah
Called no.
Carlos
Carlos
Chinese or Japanese?
Chinese people don't really do that.
Claude is a celery head.
Come on boys finish up them little debbies and get back to work.
Come on, I have to call you back.
Competent, trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories.
Crazy old cracker.
Dale gribble.
Dale.
Dale.
Dallas.
Dallas.
Damn it there it is again. Where is that thumping coming from?
Do you don't have any goals?
Do you don't have any goals?
Do you have anything that tastes good?
Do you know what a hammer is?
Do you like pie?
Do you like pie?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what love means?
Do you wanna be married to Bill?
Do you wanna be married to Bill?
Don't scare me like that.
Eddie stilson
Eddie stilson
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me
For goodness sake
Good God, that's going too far.
Good God, that's going too far.
Good Lord, put on some pants.
Good Lord, put on some pants.
Good night.
Good night.
Got my first period.
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha.
Hank Hill here again.
Hank Hill here again.
Hank hill.
Hank hill.
Hank hill.
Hello I'm Hank hill.
Hello I'm Hank hill.
Hello I'm Hank hill.
Hello, I'm Hank Hill, star of the new Fox TV show, king of The Hill.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.
Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.
Hey, if you've got something to say, say it.
Hey, peg leg.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hill residents.
Hill residents.
Hotel Arlen.
Hotel Harlan.
How many times have I told you?
How was your weekend?
How's your weekend?
Howard Stern
Howdy fellas.
Howdy fellas.
Huh, don't ask.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I am bill.
I am bill.
I apologize for yelling at you.
I apologize for yelling at you.
I apologize for yelling at you.
I can hear you.
I can't eat that crap.
I can't eat that crap.
I can't go through this again.
I can't say that.
I can't say that.
I can't.
I did what you couldn't do.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't want to know.
I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.
I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't want to know that.
I don't want you to spray my lawn anymore.
I gotta remember that one.
I gotta remember that one.
I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
I heard you.
I just hate these big emotional scenes.
I just hate these big emotional scenes.
I just woke up.
I just woke up.
I know you didn't mean to have relations with that dog.
I know you wanna help but this is getting out of control.
I know you wanna help but this is getting out of control.
I like stories about pinatas.
I like stories.
I like this new generation of music.
I live next door, which means I'm your neighbor and you're my friend.
I lost sight of what it's all about.
I love you #king of the hill #hank hill #i love you
I thought I told you to get lost.
I thought I told you to get lost.
I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons of pure premium propane.
I took her to the prom.
I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine, but you're in my country now.
I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine.
I went in there and fixed her like fixing a carburetor.
I work for a living.
I'd rather die with a burger in Mccollin than live and eat Foo Foo.
I'd rather die with a burger in Mccollin than live and eat Foo Foo.
I'd rather not.
I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.
I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.
I'll pass.
I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and a bowl of brown gravy.
I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and the bowl of brown gravy.
I'm a customer and you're trying to win my business.
I'm coming home right now.
I'm going to kick your ass.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm Hank hill.
I'm Hank hill.
I'm Hank hill.
I'm just saying I'm better.
I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.
I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.
I'm looking for a tap and die.
I'm not eating bacon grease.
I'm not eating bacon grease.
I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this God forsaken store.
I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40.
I'm trying to buy a tap and dye and some WD40.
I've got a minor son living in this house.
I've got a situation here.
I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
I've had Betsy since high school.
If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.
If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.
In fact, I like everything you have to say.
Is that you?
Is that you?
Is there any chicken fried steak left?
Is there any chicken fried steak left?
It's Dale.
It's Dale.
It's driving me crazy.
It's driving me crazy.
It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.
It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.
It's like you got a problem with concentration.
It's like you've got a problem with concentration.
Joe camel.
King of the hill.
King of the hill.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.
Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.
Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime. The way you had the courtesy to come see mine.
Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.
Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?
Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?
Look, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Lord