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Home > Soundboard of Richard Simmons
A mistake would have been if you had been in coma and couldn't remember it
And this has to do with you and i
Because i've hopped on hundreds of sausage ann richards was giant at seven inches and over five hundred pounds
But I really am
Come with us
Common through this tony and I never wanted to go on over one
Could this be love
Do you think phil donahue does it over
Don't you start with me
For all these years I wondered what I would say if I ever found you
Good morning
Guess i'll just have to play with your nuts
Ha ha ha
Hi dave
How are you
I am here for you
I didn't call anybody
I do not
I don't give a shit
I don't like this new attitude of yours
I have a date
I just want you to be my mom
I know what it's like to be swollen and hard richard
I love richard 's rum balls
I love you
I promise
I understand that
I wanna talk to richard
I want to talk with you about sausage
I was taking thirty laxatives today
I was throwing up four to five times a day
I was two hundred pounds in the eighth grade
I'll call back in an hour
I'm a totally afraid to pick up the bones in here
I'm in control
I'm in love with her
I'm not doing anymore songs for you
I'm so sorry
I'm such a good fuck
I've told you a thousand times
If I told you once
Is this diane
It has nothing to do with this
It's a one take fucker
Let me say this
Let's get physical
Man it has nothing to do with you
Many memory
Maybe broken your leg of heart attack arrest
Mother daughter
My happy place is in my bathroom in my tub with my dogs there
My name is marilyn
My name is sheryl and i'm your daughter
My name is sheryl I believe I am your daughter
My nuts they get a little numb sometimes and I get this tingling
No it wasn't a mistake
Oh I know why you could make this up
Oh my god
Please don't hang up the phone again
Please help me milk my pickle
Please tell me why you're doing this to yourself
Richard was swollen he sat on the sausage with me and told the audience I know how tough it is to milk my rum balls
Stop that
That's fine
That's why she should marry me
The minute you walk and the room I could tell you where a gal of distinction hario big spend a good looking sorry fine
There's no words there
This is funny fifty thousand americans died last year of obesity related diseases
Two fridays ago
Well hello
Well I think about it
Well that's your problem
What's wrong
Where's mama
Why do you say those things
Why don't you and I go see mama mia
Yes sir
Yes yes
You and I are the same age
You don't need me anymore
You know that
You made me promise
You mean for your whole life you knew nothing about
You put that shit in
You're so beautiful
'cause I hit myself
'cause I hit myself so hard