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Come on! you call this a storm come on you son of a bitch!
God is listening what a crock of shit
Have you found jesus yet gump I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him sir
I had a destiny I was supposed to die in the field with honor!
I'm living off the government tit sucking it dry!
No shrimp where the hell's this god of yours
That's all these cripples down at the va that's all they ever talk about jesus this and jesus that
They even had a priest come and talk to me he said god is listening but I have to help myself
This wasn't supposed to happen not to me I had a destiny
Well before you go why don't you get your ass down to the corner and get us another bottle of ripple yes sir
Well maybe you should just pray for shrimp
Well then that's just perfect! yeah well I just got one thing to say to that god damn bless america

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