Prank Call Sounds: Bill Murray Soundboard Edit

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

Are you menstruating right now?

Are you seeing anyone?

Back off then I'm a scientist

Because you did not use the magic word

Bongiorno

But we came we saw we kicked it's ass

Cecilia

Chelsea amonkhet wildly fucked by some teenage girls

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

Do you think i'm acting like this because i'm egocentric

Doctor albert schweitzer

Dorothy

Eight o'clock

For a moment

Give me angry we give me angry you had a bad day you're cranky

Good gas but wrong

Good morning

Gretchen

Hello

Hello

His doctor venkman

I am madly in love with you

I demand an explanation

I feel so funky

I gotta put the mayor wants to rap with me about some things

I have a great body

I have been stabbed shot poisoned frozen hung electrocuted and burned

I have problems

I know I gotta straighten out this is ridiculous

I think there's just been a slight misunderstanding and I want to cooperate in any way that I can

I will miss her

I'm a man i'm sensitive I need to feel loved I need to be desired

I'm a qualified psychologist I have a degree

I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions OK

I'm not at liberty to say

I'm peter

I'm peter venkman

I'm sorry

I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement an ESP ability

I'm the chairman of the largest paranormal removal company in america

I'm truly sorry your honor

I'm warning you

If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck

If you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic mentally incompetent

Is this a fake hang up

Is this a trick question

It's miller time

It's technical it's one of our little toys

Janine melnitz from my staff

Kenneth

Kid and I think what i'm saying is that sometimes shit happens someone has to deal with it and who are you going to call

Let me tell you something about myself I come home from work to my place at all I have is my work there's nothing else in my life

Life PH DS in parapsychology an psychology

My friend don't be a jerk

New hampshire

No

Now sue your ass for wrongful prosecution

One of the long distance line is going to be repaired

Only occur pathian would come back to life now and choose new york

Period

Please

Ronnie

See ya

Shut a sonofabitch faster douche bag twat

So be good for goodness sake low

So the basic problem is that i'm still around

Thanks so much

There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding

This chick is toast

This is what you do with your spare time

This man has no dick

Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage can

Tito puente is going to be dead and you're going to say i've been listening to him for years

Well can we just talk

Well I just feel so much better if I knew where you were

Well that's what I heard

Well they may be my theory is correct

Well what if there is no tomorrow there wasn't one

What a crime

What a lovely singing voice you must have

What about the twinkie

What high school did you go to

What's your name

Where are you from originally

Who's your twelfth grade english teacher

Winter slumbering in the open air where is on his smiling face a dream of spring

Yeah you could say that

Yes

Yes i'm doctor venkman

You have been a bad monkey

You know I have met some tom blinds in my life but you take the taco pal

You know I have to laugh

You know I should have been your father

You know you have been better off marrying me

You only have seventy five more to go

You volunteer didn't you

You're a sexual dynamo most guys couldn't even handle you i've been reading books on the outside just so I can keep up with you

You're afraid your plan it will explode

You've never had anybody give you the engine light treatment