Leonardo Dicaprio Soundboard Edit

A Good Boy

Absolutly f not

Absolutly f not

Absolutly not

Absolutly not

All right open your eyes

All right open your eyes

America

America

And if anyone here thinks i'm superficial or materialis

And if anyone here thinks i'm superficial or materialistic go get a job at fucking mcdonald's 'cause that's where you fucking belong!

And why should they trust you i mean look at you you're

And why should they trust you I mean look at you you're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen right

Anger issues

Anger issues

Are you kidding me no bush yeah bald as a china doll no

Are you kidding me no bush yeah bald as a china doll no bush

As you can probably guess i fucked her goddamn brains o

As you can probably guess I fucked her goddamn brains out for 11 seconds

Blow the roof off this motherfucker!

Blow the roof off this motherfucker!

But i'm too involved now you jump i jump remember i can

But i'm too involved now you jump I jump remember I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right that's all that I want

But you know every time someone rises up in this world there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down

Can i bum a smoke

Can I bum a smoke

Captain pt1

Captain pt2

Captain pt2

Did you just say

Do you know how good it is to have you back in this office

Find some help

Find some help

For what

Fuck me over

Fuck me over

Fuck! the kid makes it look so goddamn easy!

Fuck! the kid makes it look so goddamn easy!

Get off the phone

Get off the phone

Give it a try

Give it a try

God damn it

God damn it

Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ug

Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives

Great

Great

Hear me pt1

Hear me pt2

Hear me pt2

Heroin to me

Hey come on who buys this crap

Hey come on who buys this crap

Hey fellas! look what i found in my pocket! look! a yea

Hey fellas! look what I found in my pocket! look! a year's salary right here you know what I call them fun coupons! see that! they're fun coupons!

Hey you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride h

Hey you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home fucking miserable pricks I know you can't afford them!

Hmm hmm hmm

Hmm hmm hmm

How am i acting

How am I acting

How did you find out i didn't do it i didn't i just rea

How did you find out I didn't do it I didn't I just realized I already knew

How you doing today

How you doing today

How's being sober fucking sucks boring right so boring

How's being sober fucking sucks boring right so boring I wanna kill myself

I am a Federal Marshall

I am a fedral marshall

I can't

I can't

I can't imagine monsieur monet blushing he does landsca

I can't imagine monsieur monet blushing he does landscapes

I couldn't get enough I mean her pussy was like heroin to me

I drink like a fish

I drink like a fish

I drove as slow as i fucking could i'd seen jell o move

I drove as slow as I fucking could i'd seen jell o move faster

I figure life's a gift and i don't intend on wasting it

I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it you never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next you want to take life as it comes at you

I had a friend

I have been a rich man and i have been a poor man and i

I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man and I choose rich every fucking time

I like it wolfy

I like it wolfy

I love drugs

I love drugs

I made 49 million dollars

I murdered my wife

I murdered my wife

I take quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back pain adderall to stay focused xanax to take the edge off pot to mellow me out cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well because it's awesome

I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!

I will not die sober! get those fucking ludes!

I will not die sober! get those fucking ludes!

I'm a cop

I'm a cop

I'm good with water

I'm jack dawson

I'm jack dawson

I'm not an idiot i know how the world works i've got te

I'm not an idiot I know how the world works i've got ten bucks in my pocket I have nothing to offer you and I know that I understand

I'm not following you

I'm not following you

I'm not leaving

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm teddy daniels

I'm the king of the world!

I'm the king of the world!

I'm the king of the world!

I've got $10

I've never been a fan of the bush to be honest

I've never been a fan of the bush to be honest

Insanity is catching

Intro pt2

Intro pt2

Introduction pt1

Is she fucking hitting on me

Is she fucking hitting on me

Is this is this stuff regulated or are you guys what ar

Is this is this stuff regulated or are you guys what are you doing here

Is this stuff regulated

It was obscene in the normal world but who the fuck wan

It was obscene in the normal world but who the fuck wanted to live there

It's like the smell there's a smell there's an attracti

It's like the smell there's a smell there's an attraction thing after a while it kind of fades away a little bit

Jordan belfort

Jordan belfort

Jordan belfort 2

Just like that i made 2 grand the other guys looked at

Just like that I made 2 grand the other guys looked at me like i'd just discovered fire

Kill ur children

Let's go run huh we gotta get out of here buddy we gott

Let's go run huh we gotta get out of here buddy we gotta get out of here let's go fucking run

Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! let's run! let's fucking run! let's fucking run! go! go go go go!

Lighthouse

Looking for invester centre

Looking for invester centre

Mad max

Massive heart attack thirty five same age mozart died n

Massive heart attack thirty five same age mozart died not that they have a hell of a lot in common but

Me

Me

Money pt1

Money pt2

Money pt2

My fucking warriors who will not hang up the phone unti

My fucking warriors who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys or fucking dies!

My name is jordan belfort

My names

My names

No 1

No 1

No 2

No 2

No problem

No way baby no

Not him

Not him

Ok

Okay walking's out all right think think what else is t

Okay walking's out all right think think what else is there yes! I can crawl I can crawl like skylar!

One legged prostitue

One legged prostitue

One thing i can promise you even in this market is that

One thing I can promise you even in this market is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few

Out of your mind

Part of your firm

Part of your firm

Penny pt2

Penny pt2

Penny pt3

Penny pt4

Penny pt5

Penny pt5

Penny stocks pt1

Penny stocks pt1

Personal line

Personal line

Pleasure to meet you

Pleasure to meet you

Rose you're no picnic all right you're a spoiled little

Rose you're no picnic all right you're a spoiled little brat even but under that you're the most amazingly astounding wonderful girl woman that i've ever known

Rose! you're so stupid! why did you do that huh you're

Rose! you're so stupid! why did you do that huh you're so stupid rose why did you do that why

Seattle

Seattle

See money doesn't just buy you a better life better foo

See money doesn't just buy you a better life better food better cars better pussy it also makes you a better person

Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen

Shave her head

She was a one legged prostitute see she had a good sens

She was a one legged prostitute see she had a good sense of humor though

Should we be expecting him any time soon not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out

Shut up

Shut up

Shut up!

Shut up!

Sleazy salesmen

Sleazy salesmen

So i was selling them shit but the way i looked at it t

So I was selling them shit but the way I looked at it their money was better off in my pocket I knew how to spend it better

So you wanna go to a real party

So you wanna go to a real party

Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stu

Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stubble in a sleeveless muumuu crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking price club!

Sorry to hear that

Sorry to hear that

Tell me

Tell me

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you all

Thank you for

Thank you for

That's incredible sir

That's incredible sir

That's it you're leaving

That's it you're leaving

That's right

That's right

The best i've seen ma'am hardly any rats

The only real objection that they have is that they don

The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys

The wolf of wall street

The wolf of wall street

Then you wait you wait and whoever speaks first loses

Then you wait you wait and whoever speaks first loses

They can't stop me

They can't stop me

This is bad

This is bad

This is my home! they're gonna need a fucking wrecking

This is my home! they're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!

Three different federal agencys

Time for me to go row with the other slaves

Time for me to go row with the other slaves

Under what circumstances

Under what circumstances

We have him here in our office! we should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!

We're riding in high style now! we're a couple of regul

We're riding in high style now! we're a couple of regular swells we're practically goddamn royalty

Weathers like

Weathers like

Welcome to

Well that's one of the good things about paris lots of

Well that's one of the good things about paris lots of girls are willing to take their clothes off

What can i say i'm i'm a drug addict i really am cocain

What can I say i'm i'm a drug addict I really am cocaine pills whatever it is i'll fucking do it now that's the truth

What does that mean

What does that mean

What happened to u

What happened to u

What i'm asking

When did she escape

When did she escape

When i was 24 years old i made a decision not just to s

When I was 24 years old I made a decision not just to survive but to thrive

Where to miss to the stars

Where to miss to the stars

Whoever speaks first

Why

Why

Why can't you answer

Why can't you answer

Wonderful girl

Wonderful girl

Woof I hate that fucking dog yeah he's getting old and decrepit starting to shit in the house again

World works

Wtf are you talking about

Wtf are you talking about

Wtf is this

Wtf is wrong with u

Yeah

Yes mam I do

Yes sir

Yes sir

Yes sweetheart i have a rare condition which requires m

Yes sweetheart I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes please

Yes! i got it! i've got it! i can roll! i can roll!

Yes! I got it! i've got it! I can roll! I can roll!

You be telephone fucking terrorists!

You can sell anything sell me this fucking pen right here you can sell anything sell that go ahead sell me the pen

You just seem like you know kind of an indoor girl

You just seem like you know kind of an indoor girl

You know I don't believe in luck right but it's time

You take drugs in the day

You take drugs in the day

You understand

You understand

You're able to do drugs during the day and then still f

You're able to do drugs during the day and then still function still do your job

Yup on a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate manhattan long island and queens for a month

10000 dollars to shave her fucking head!

10000 dollars to shave her fucking head!