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A couple more times, OK.
A family group knows. Fuck yeah, don't forget about my mom.
A few words on your son, Jordan. Remember what I told you? It involves your penis and her vagina. And you know, you know what you could do, Jordie.
A fucking tsunami? You're making a big mistake.
A lot of activity. Don't know what's going on here. I know, I know.
A new issue day. Cock sucking mother, fucking do it today, this is what you do.
A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.
A rich one at Stratton. There were three kinds of hookers.
A special idea, another situation, another stock to reinvest his earnings, and then some and.
A total fucking hatchet job.
About my friends. Like you said, there's no friends on Wall Street, right?
Absences. Ohh. It's that obvious, huh?
Absolutely fucking not. But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
Absolutely no question. I I'm trying to. I'm getting this.
Accounts money laundering 1. Count obstruction of justice.
Across my desk, John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months if you have.
Actually went to law school. I called him rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
Actually, wait. OK.
Affect this weird British accent, right OG? That'd be great.
After they left, I checked the apartment.
Again, the white. We had to buy champagne and you ordered all the fucking sides. Tell them about the sides. Order sides.
Again, you don't think I'm going to see my car not fucking letting you near my kids?
Against you, don't you understand? He's smart. You're dumb.
Ah fuck, it's good.
Ah, fuck. It's good to see you, Patty.
Ah, you listening. It's easier than you think.
Ahab get it? Huh.
Aims of the people you always trying to do exactly what you do. Look at yourself he's.
Algee message on the machine. I don't have Jack shit, you know?
All cash, none of it's on the books. A big.
All counts of the indictment currently pending against him in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York.
All my motor skills. This was the drool face.
All of that is hot. Shut that motherfucker. Shut it. Shut it shut.
All of you know Kimmy beltzer, right?
All over again. Alright.
All rallied, excited. Everything had to run tight. It had to be perfect. The fuck is that?
All right, enough, right enough.
All right, honey. And we could just, we could, we could talk to Sam, all right.
All right, pull you to focus for a second.
All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
All right, you got to be you got to be joking. Kidnapping.
All right, you got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.
All right.
All right. Hey, Jordan. Jordan. You're rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college.
All right. Make a lot of money.
All that money. What I needed was a rat hole with the European passport.
All the press and everything, and then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking exactly.
All these drinking got this non-alcoholic shit.
All told, the weekend cost me 2,000,000 bucks. Including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
All we are ohh baby ohh you're going to play rough huh?
All you have to do today is pick up that phone. And speak the words that I have taught you. And.
All yours. Did I get this?
Alright buddy, you know I do it for you, right? You know that, right?
Alright Sir, I fucking love that.
Alright, baby Daddy, you can go a little trip together, OK, little trip together.
Alright, I want to. That's not why I do it. I do because I fucking need to.
Alright, let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou. Hold that up.
Alright, OK, I'm going.
Alright, stay with me.
Alright.
Also known as a wire. After 5 minutes you'll forget to even have it on.
Amish, do you guys not wanna make money?
An initial public offering. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Now is the.
Anchors aweigh!
And aspiring landscape architect, let me get that right go.
And assess the damage, drown out my eyeballs.
And Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26 as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
And Brad's the guy I really wanted. But he didn't go along with us. He was already.
And crash of 29 your family, you know mine.
And credit card all day, huh? Cause I can't keep track of you professions honey, because last.
And Emma?
And Emma's signature you're making shit.
And gets busted down in Miami Swiss. I'm not communist.
And he had to pick it up. All right. OK, uncle.
And how much you want to go for this time? $5000.
And I do that for anybody, you know, anybody that needs the proper guidance.
And I have some more. And here welcome.
And I hope it happens. Hello, John.
And I love all of you. I love what you got in my arm. I mean that.
And I needed to be thinking straight, joy. Welcome.
And I promise, risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
And if they don't trust you guys, why should they trust you? I mean, look at you. You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesman, right?
And in return. I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I had never even heard of.
And is awesome, Mary Lou. Hold that up. Hold that up, hold that up. Proud.
And is scared, OK, scared and by the way.
And it is. What the one?
And it's completely legal. Yeah, no, but they're they're like, not gonna make anymore money though, right?
And it's truly with a heavy heart that I'm I'm here to say that. That that that day is finally here.
And Jordan Belfort, Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock? I'm.
And last month.
And load the dog shit, the pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money.
And making cash hand over fist. The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
And on US soil.
And on US soil.
And says to you, yes, yes, we're absolutely devastated. Thank you. Thank you so much for your condolences. Now where?
And secure the deck. And we're looking at a few, maybe a few broken dishes if you broke it.
And security check on me well. When you sail on a boat fit for a bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part right.
And she married.
And she passed away, unfortunately. But we gave him that opportunity, you know what I'm saying?
And start dialing. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich.
And switching it with Psycho, they'll do it. You can do that.
And take his company public.
And that kind of that kind of stuff.
And the FBI is another animal completely. Let's still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing, however, with you step.
And the month 28.7 million in gross commissions, all from pink sheet stock boys.
And the shit in the house again? Me too.
And the term is Grenada. Have you ever heard of Grenada?
And then once right after lunch. Really. OK.
And then that you like it babe, that's.
And there is no secret to wealth creation. No matter who you are, no matter where you came from, you 2 can become financially independent and just a matter of months.
And they have to fucking hello. But as soon.
And they're all shaved too. Get out of here. All shave.
And this associates anybody who'd ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip.
And to reinvent the company. Gentlemen, welcome. To Stratton Oakmont.
And took you out of 47 US steel at 16, took you out at 41, you wouldn't be saying to me.
And waffle out of this around the house.
And we have two kids and they're. I mean, I don't mean I don't want to get personal. And they OK? No, they're not.
And Weed Chester, who sold tires and weed and.
And welcome to the Investor Center.
And what are the fucking odds? There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on US soil.
And when she came to me and asked me for a job. She asked for a $5000 advance just just so she could pay his son's tuition.
And who are you gonna be sitting next to?
And with the rest of the world. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. No.
And work one at anytime you can, and when you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.
And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Yeah, yeah. In fact. She's decided to throw them all. Away.
And you know where that is. It's because I believed in you.
And you? Go fuck.
And you'll come pick it up. Well, we don't fucking work for you, man.
And you're a month, yeah. I still have family over there though, in London.
And your mattress, alright.
And your part, if I'm not mistaken, yes, yes we would. Assuming the account is under your name.
Anger issues you got. So is the one who flew in here at three in the morning on that stupid helicopter and woke up Skyler. That was you.
Animal hey, how you doing?
Another Brilliant Idea #the wolf of wall street #matthew mcconaughey #good idea #brilliant #genius #smart
Another Bush, to be honest. Really.
Another Bush, to be honest. Really. Yeah.
Answer me. OK, now I get it. Now I get why this is a gay thing. Ohh. I see all of you.
Anyone what? Your Mama? Calling you man.
Anything else, gentlemen? You don't have a rare condition. Requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please.
Anything else?
Anyway, this is for you. It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
Applications now, right now, John, the stock trades over the counter at $0.10 a share and.
Applying the man what I'm saying he's creating.
Are we OK? You being a couch for yes? Yeah, yeah.
Are you fucking cousins? Are not what? What if you? I mean, what if something like that happened? I basically.
Are you fucking high? I didn't kill him. I didn't want. God.
Are you fucking serious? #the wolf of wall street #spiders #gross #ahh
Are you going? Wolf. Ain't that fucking dog. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit, starting to shit in the house again. Me too.
Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? I mean, you're not hungry? Nothing. Nothing. Oh, no, no.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. You sure?
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you Swiss Slovakian or Swiss Slovenian?
As for you, what's that 20?
As you can probably guess, my fucked her God damn brains out Jesus Lord. For 11 seconds.
At 1:00 PM We opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. By 103 it was over $18.00 even.
At 40, pick up the cock sucking phone. Marketing great as well.
Aunt Emma flew to Geneva 2,000,000 in cash in her carry-on, which in the big picture was a drop in the Swiss buck.
Aunt Steve, come up here for a second.
Ay.
B name in women's shoes at the moment, and all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today.
Baby now the key to making money in a situation like this is to position yourself now before the settlement.
Baby yeah, mommy.
Baby.
Back in this office, it's not the same when you're gone.
Back in your job interview, I had to do something to stand out right, Sir?
Back that guy must be. Jordan. Bellfort.
Back to our friends. The look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? That's that's OK. That doesn't matter.
Back with me, bro. What's the fucking crack with me, bro?
Back. Scott, Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott, Scott.
Backed up, right? Locked up.
Ball stock brokers, right? It's all a fugazi. You know what Fugazi is? Fugazi. It's a fake gazy fugazi. It's amazing. It's a woozy.
Banker from law school, European pussy. But he was in Geneva and there was.
Banya yeah, yeah, yeah. French fries.
Barry Kleinman's on the phone from future video.
Bay Ridge, that's in Staten Island, right? Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge, Saturday.
Be 5 minutes. Maybe we built up a tolerance after all these years, huh?
Be back in law school. Check with champagne. Champagne. Yeah.
Be happy with what you're doing. Actually, yeah, I got you a little present.
Be in charge, right? I will not be stolen from you. Get that?
Be risking this is the SEC 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. Listen to me.
Beat the hilfer. Hellfire.
Beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. Alright, get the fuck off my boat.
Because at least it's a rich man. When I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 go fucking watch.
Because I don't have shit from you, right? You know you got my wife.
Because I have so few and in the case of arretine, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a Grand Slam home run.
Because I work hard for it. And if it doesn't work for you, it's because you're lazy and you should get a job at McDonald's.
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
Because it's awesome. Want to make them?
Because it's love. What the fuck you think you need to go?
Because that would make it real, right?
Because that would make it real, right? Now, what do you do? You get another brilliant idea. A special idea.
Because the following month, over the course of six round trips, Chantal's family and friends smuggled in over 20 million in cash without even a hiccup.
Because they're too smart, that's why not.
Because this man is here, we should be on our hands and knees right now getting ready to suck this guy off, alright? Like this, OK.
Beds. What you doing? I thought you were.
Before oh really beautiful beach out there.
Before you luck runs out.
Before. A boat. Learn how to say one off 6.
Behind the wheel. Meanwhile, Brad did three months in jail for contempt because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
Being a couch for yes. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry. I'm curious.
Being the best trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness.
Belfort, yeah. Yes, Sir. Mark, Hannah, pleasure to.
Belfort. Nice to meet you. Yeah, you know, actually, I see that car around. I see it around a lot. I think we live in the same building.
Bella said at $10 million.
Bellfort, Alden.
Bends. Woman who who spends her her winters in the Bahamas in a summers in the Hamptons.
Best Carrera. Doesn't ring a bell.
Best his earnings and then some. And he will. Every single time. Because they're fucking addicted.
Best of seven. Bye, bye.
Betty, give me the fucking case. I'm going to give you the case. Give me the you gotta do me one favor.
Between 2:00 and 300 bucks, finally, there were the pink sheets, skanks they cost.
Big bug him. You could get some information. You don't fuck with these guys like that. You don't fuck with him like that. What are you, nuts or something that you're fucking?
Billboard in your ear. Hey, Barry Kleinman filming the wedding. Few words.
Bitch. And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
Bizarre fucking halfwit. Dang up. Missed it. And then he's Mad Max all over again.
Blair, right? Yeah, like the jet ski.
Blood sugar diverting. Think it went on for months. It was a total fucking harassment.
Body fluids. Yeah. He got.
Bogged down by student loans? Turns out his mother needed triple bypass surgery, right? Horrible situation.
Book office? What's his problem? He's a Boy Scout, didn't you fucking Gordon Gekko?
Bookmart stability. Integrity. Pride.
Books in jail for what do you do? I don't know what he did by friends.
Both of these little girls, huh? Ohh no no. Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very very very long time.
Both of us, right. Yeah, right.
Bought a house 7 acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
Bracket. I myself, I jerk off, at least. Twice a day. Once in the morning right after I workout and then once right after lunch. Really.
Brain on. Fuck you listening.
Brass, was she mad at me? No. You know, probably have to mortgage the house in order to make bail.
Breathe normally. There's a wire.
Bricks, I know you can't afford them fucking cheap fucks.
Bring up our latest IPO and IPO is an initial public offering. It's a.
Broker from Rothschild from New York. Yes. Yeah, have a seat. How are you?
Brokers of my firm next year and I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley.
Brought together, I finished my paperwork and I was so just had a couple of minutes.
Browse down. Wow. Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers. Wow.
But all this by herself. So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?
But anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
But before you depart, this room full of winners. I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Go on.
But I didn't do anything. You don't know why he's lying.
But I'm having a conversation. You know what? I think we should. I think we should get going.
But it's time. Please let me call the SEC and cut a deal before your luck runs out.
But they'll do it. You can do that. They have a family of crooked nose. Fuck.
But you must speak English. Fucking speak English.
But you. Thank you, Jordan. You got this way all on your own. Did I?
But. And I want you to understand we don't. Do anything illegal. Whatsoever.
Buy more sound fair enough.
Buys this crap, I mean, honestly, mostly schmucks, said postmen. There's always postmen, plumbers.
By 8:30 I took a few more loots. Pretty much lost all my motor skills.
By some miracle, I made it home alive, not a scratch on me or the car.
C Under what the fuck are these imbeciles doing?
Cabin fever already? Fucking rugrat.
California, you're a lying piece of shit, don't you?
Call back. Like it's wrapped up or something it's wrapped up.
Call Carter.
Call Carters corporation.
Call me feel free. I'll do that.
Calm the fuck down!
Can be a factor, you know. Well, that's good news, right?
Can handle chop, right? I mean it's 170 foot yacht. No, no, no.
Can I call you back? They don't know, right? They gotta think about it. They got talked to the fucking wives. Or the fucking tooth fairy, point is.
Can I have that? They interrogated everybody.
Can rain on fuck you.
Can we get a quick picture?
Can you believe it, God? I thought they were like a myth.
Can you find something? How about this? Nobody beats the Wiz, electronics or stock.
Can you get him out of here? I'm like, lick my twat. No, I'm.
Can you look at my resume please?
Can you say that again? Just the way you said it, just the same way.
Can't be profitable for the both of us. It should, right? It should profit the both of us. It should.
Can't close the briefcase?
Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up #love getting fucked up #sobriety #partier #jonah hill
Can't imagine having not enjoying getting fucked up. Yeah, I love it.
Can't tell you how excited I am should be.
Capital. Their shares. Trade here. Penny stocks.
Carnage corporation? Hmm.
Cash and cause Oh my God baby.
Celebrate, he said. He was saving these for a special occasion, like a birthday or being clapped free, or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
Certain eritano, yeah, very hot stock right now.
Champagne. Champagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. French.
Chance of getting I got news for you not fucking taking my children, you vicious fucking cunt you.
Chance, right? Ohh yeah. There's like a 60% you know, 6065% chance the kids gonna be fucking retarded or whatever shit out of me.
Cheap fucks. Prick.
Check that out. I can't leave the house, you know.
Children's furniture all good for you?
Choice. For the next 6 hours I came up with a list. Friends, enemies, business associates, anybody.
Christ, it's fucking Joe. Stupid.
Christmas dresses. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office.
Christy.
Chunks of Steve matter being sold, OK, it's not coming from us, so it's gotta be steep.
Clean up my act. I did rehab. I'm a TV personality. I'm sober for two years and this happens.
Closed its doors. Wall Street had swallowed me up and shit me right back out again.
Clunky shoes, my friend from school, Steve man.
Cocaine and Hookers #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #matthew mcconaughey #job #drugs
Come for me, baby. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time, yeah?
Come for you, yeah.
Come here, come here. I'll help him, but he can't.
Come on baby, I haven't made love to one small please.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, give me a kiss. You look so beautiful right now. Come on.
Come on, here you go. Ohh.
Come on, Jordan. Belfour at last.
Come on, Jordan. Think of a way to get up to our apartment.
Come on, let's fuck. You want to know?
Come on, let's keep working. Go play. Go play, rocky. Go, go, go.
Come on, stand up.
Come on, sweetheart. Talk to me. Talk to me.
Come on, what you probably didn't know is Kimmy was one of the first brokers here, one of Stratton's original 20.
Come on, you know really is.
Come on. But no touching.
Come on. Hmm. Hmm.
Come on. Live, live, hold on to that is hot.
Come to my seminar. The life of your dreams is only good.
Coming from us, so it's gotta be steep. He's the only person with that many chairs.
Comment Pops how are things at home?
Commit any further crimes, please let me just sign the fucking thing already. Thank you.
Confused. Yeah. Huh. Come for you.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Congratulations. Thank you. Think about Theresa.
Connie Azoff, Jordan Belfort. Nice to meet you.
Convicted I've got a good chance of getting. I got news for you, you're not.
Cool. Sad diploma wait. Said they're going on. On on what, exactly?
Cotton Oakmont, you Schnucks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
Cotton with three kinds of hookers. The blue chips, top of the line model material they cost.
Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold just a mile down the road from my house.
Couple of minutes. Just tell him I'll be a couple minutes. Why don't you tell your wife that?
Cousin Barry, what's up? Listen, I've got this subpoena.
Crashing Las Vegas. The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
Crazy little shit. So what do I do? I go to the one place on Earth that befit my high minded ambitions.
Crazy. I don't know. I had to call the cops just to keep him from killing the poor guy.
Creating urgency, getting to want to buy the stock. So it's something that they need, you know, I mean that's the thing.
Creative genius. This, this ability, this, this gift that Steve has that goes beyond just spotting the hottest shoe trends.
Credit card in half? How about that? Chop is fine, trust me. Chop. Chop is fine. It's chop fine. Captain Ted.
Crowd Erupts #applause #we did it #yes #the wolf of wall street
Daddy doesn't get to touch mommy #daddy #get to touch #mommy #margot robbie
Daddy shouldn't waste his time #daddy shouldnt waste his time #the wolf of wall street #margot robbie
Daddy, get a kiss from both of these little girls, huh?
Daily Drug Regimen #leonardo dicaprio #the wolf of wall street #drugs #weed #coke
Damn it, Benny, you know you, you got real anger issues you got.
Damn it. Ohh please.
Danger at every turn. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont Pride ourselves on being the best train.
Danielle Harrison here, $10,000 to shave a fucking eye.
Darlingside the briefcase and once you have it, all neatly organized outside. You take it and just shove it right up your wife, Slavian cunt. You understand?
Deal.
Define international. It is a cutting edge high tech firm out of the Midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on a next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian appl...
Degrees to wear a wire. Did you just say wear a wire? A wire?
Details on the phone. OK, OK, OK.
Diamond Donnie azoff.
Diamond Ring boat maybe this is this this stuff regulated or are you guys, what are you doing here?
Did I? Good for you, little man.
Did my job then Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of blah blah blah chit chat. Yeah chit chat. Thank you before business can be discussed.
Did you did you come? No, no. OK.
Did you drive? That car tonight.
Did you just come?
Did you say a shopping mall? Yeah, he was with Donnie, was supposed to deliver some money then that fucking fat piece of shit.
Did you say a shopping mall? Yeah.
Did you see that? That was the plane, I said. To come get us. Not it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine. Three people killed.
Did you try to get your brokers license at one time? Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? No.
Did you? Why?
Didn't even graduate Chester Ming the depraved Chinaman thought jujitsu was in Israel. Smart.
Didn't listen to it. It doesn't even know. It's not like that. You know it's not like that.
Different about his eyes. Yes, I think it's true. Say hi, mommy. Say hi.
Different exchange of services that would not hold up in a court of law. You need both.
Different names. Theresa, she cuts here. Congratulations. Thank you.
Digits. All very acidic. Above the shoulders. Mustard. Shit. Alright, kind of weak. Some people out.
District of New York. Paragraph 2.
Diversification sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough. I appreciate.
DJ Entertainment. Well, that's yeah. George, what's he doing? Entertainment. This.
Do I? Do I jerk off?
Do I? Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah. Jerk off. Yeah.
Do me a favor, the only one that calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
Do not answer the phone. A lot of people gonna be calling you trying to get your dirty laundry.
Do you dream of becoming financially independent but struggle every month just to pay your bills? Would you like to own a?
Do you feel comfortable with me now, Scott, and you'll know for sure that you finally found a broker on Wall Street that you can trust. And who can consistently make you money?
Do you guys not want to make money?
Do you like it, baby? That's young, like it's beautiful.
Do you like that in that situation? I mean that particular trade and one trade. North of half $1,000,000.
Do you love her? Answer me.
Does that mean you want me to rat? Is that it? No, I want you to cooperate. No, you want.
Does this, can we bowl with this guy? That's his fucking brother Robbie brothers the bowling ball.
Doesn't matter what the fuck they say, the only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys.
Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry, I have no recommendation of that, no.
Doing his personal questions at wondering why you would wear something like that.
Dollars for breast implants? She's already got sea cups, but now she looks fucking double Dave, is this?
Don't be scared. These are our friends of Stratton.
Don't care about just kidding. Fucking rich solid Jordan build 1000.
Don't do something to calm me down. Please shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, OK?
Don't fucking letting you near my kids see my fucking kids again, huh?
Don't know.
Don't like this again? You got your hand.
Don't stamp our passports. Take care of business here. We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight over to London to catch the funeral, be in New York in three fucking business days at the fucking plan.
Don't sweat. This is showing.
Don't twat. Look at this. The Wolf of Wall Street, they call me look. Yeah.
Don't wanna make sense? Make some fucking money, OK? I could sell any.
Don't want something for nothing, which is one time that I was selling parts of this Amish. Do you know this?
Don't worry about it. I told you what I'm doing is completely legal.
Don't you Duchess me? Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
Don't you fucking touch it, John.
Don't you fucking touch me.
Don't. He's not breathing. Fuck, I don't know what to do.
Don't. Just don't listen. What's going on.
Done. Biggest IPO in this pharmacy history? What?
Donnie don't. He's not breathing.
Donnie, Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny. You got untimely, buddy.
Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? You.
Donny.
Double date? Is there some great fucking company or what? Is this the greatest company in the world?
Double meal coming in like a week? Yeah, and when it gets in, I'll give you a call. You come pick it up.
Down.
Drugs on a daily basis #the wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #drugs #high
Dude, so they're gonna start taking times, Kimmy. Four times.
Dusky. No, thank you though.
Easy to talk to. You are they are easy to talk to.
Eat in poverty. I've been a rich man and I have been a poor man and I choose rich every fucking time.
Eddie. Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Mr. Fuzzy bear over there?
Edit give me blue balls. I mean, today was the biggest day in strands history and I needed to be thinking so.
Ellis Island few people, OK who you are, where you're from, whether you're relatives, came over on the fucking Mayflower, or an inner tube from Haiti. This right here is the land of opportunity, St...
Enjoy the day.
Enough of this shit will make you invincible. Able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies.
Enough. Shit my. My wife might divorce me, but yeah, let's do it.
Entertainment this, George. What is that? It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy. I know that's what it is.
Escape as you name it. We even had two guards who worked in shifts, both named Rocco.
Especially not to stock up and comers. That's what that means.
European passport. Fucking time now.
Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. It had nothing to fucking do with me something.
Ever met? So I want you right now to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome for my good friend and the world's greatest sales trainer, Mr. Jordan Belfort.
Every day, dozens of money crazed kids beat a path to my door.
Every person that was at my wedding. Yeah, well, I understand you wanted the whole wedding video. Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
Everybody answering the phone 321 let's 4.
Everybody around we'll go.
Everybody downtown, I call up the Justice Department, DEA. Nobody even knows you fucking exist. So calm down.
Everybody have a good week.
Everybody have a good week.
Everybody our point. We are here to make money. Everybody on point.
Everybody out point we are here.
Everyone wants to get rich and my crazy. There's no such thing as Hamish Boom. Pretty fucking shit. No, I didn't.
Everything down there in the new world. They're bald. They're bald from the eyebrows down.
Everything will be fine. It'll be cleaned up. I got a little high at breakfast, right, so I got a little happy. I had some eggs, I had a little bit of ice cream.
Everything, he says. It's urgent. I heard you. Who the fuck is Barry Klein?
Everything. You know, you know how it is. She hates my fucking guts.
Exact confirmation Kevin and welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Thanks man. I'm.
Exactly what I wanted to hear. I don't see why a little sit down like this. Can't be profitable for the both of us.
Exactly. And for example, I got this one kitten right? Went to went to school for environmental science, something like that. It was bogged down by student loans.
Exactly. We still look at yourself. He's trying to rattle you. He's trying to rattle your old lady so she nags you until you become a fucking witness or he wants me.
Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage. John 1.
Excellent choice, Ken. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you in a few minutes with an exact confirmation. Kevin and.
Excellent choice, Kevin. How much you want to go for this time?
Excellent strategy, Sir.
Excellent strategy, Sir. I'm. I'm good with water for now though. Thank you.
Excuse me? Can I get a straw please? Thank you.
Excuse my friend. Talk.
Explain this shit to him. He's all your fucking charges right here.
Explains what explains. You mean you're a Duchess, right? You're the Duchess of Bay Ridge.
Fact is, on PBS they get confused into wires. Get crossed. You gotta look.
Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It it's not fucking real, right?
Fairy tale. Would Naomi, my Duchess me, her handsome Duke in the Bahamas Ocean Club are castle?
Far. That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me. This is all.
FBI agent? Did you try to bribe an FBI agent? You think I'm that fucking stupid? No. What the fuck?
FBI. Shut up.
Fear, right? That's fun.
Feel anything?
Feet of water down there high will not die sober. Get those fucking loads.
Feinberg, Chester, Maine. I'm senior Vice President, Stratton Oakmont, and I plan on.
Financial freedom and there's nobody stopping you from making millions. Don't just sit.
Fine, if we needed to, I'm saying. Not pawning anything, OK?
Fine. Good.
First name on the list. Was Donnie.
First thing we needed was brokers, guys with sales experience.
Five more just like you, bro. Keep talking, you piece of shit, you know?
Five years to finish high school, Alden Kupferberg the Siatta didn't even graduate.
Focus in Switzerland. Swiss fucking banks. That's what it.
Fondle them and shit like that. I mean, we could. Let's keep that in our back pocket, but this guy?
Food. Banana, anything. Correct. But for example, what I wouldn't do is maybe like tell him to pull his cock out and like get some of the girls to, you know, fondle them and shit like that. I mean,...
Footwear impresario and thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public.
For $18.00 even the Big Wall Street firms were buying.
For 11 seconds. Ah.
For a long long time. What do you think we're we're we're jumping into bed every two minutes. It.
For a second. I don't think you all realize. That Steve Madden is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry, with orders going through the roof at every department store in North America righ...
For example. The depot.
For M&M's. What do you want?
For matching fucking kill you. Why do you hold it in? Why do you Max Max. Why do you hold that shit? That's it.
For on your feet, but I needn't have been.
For some bullshit, well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
For the law, enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
For the line model material, they cost between 3 and 500 and you had to wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which of course I always did.
For the settlement, because by the time you read about it in the Wall Street Journal, it's already too late.
For the stocks out today, yeah, you can't get anything at 40.
For these people, this list me, $20,000 was stolen from my fucking sock drawer.
For three weeks we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean, eventually taking her home to Long Island, where we bought a House 7 acres.
For work, what do you do? I'm a stockbroker.
For years I've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right?
For you on this glorious afternoon. Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
Forbes made me a superstar.
Forget to even have it on in conjunction with the investigation.
Forgot me. Donnie and I were in investing in a condominium complex in Venice.
Found this shit called the Captain Edward.
Free Denny's all right. What are you fucking coming to me for? Help?
Friend. You ain't so. So, so sorry for your loss. When did he pass? Just say.
From a financial standpoint, you are now. In heaven, see it.
From a sales assistant, her name was Pam and her credit she did have this amazing technique with this wild twist and jerk motion.
From fox. Wait, what are the citizens of Foxville doing today when the emperor's gone? Is it? Is it mayhem? People looting and raping.
From orders to rugrat, nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
From Scott behind it, our job was to get him worked up, but not too worked up.
From the beginning who came over just a normal day, who you coming home in the next day. So everything would be fine, it would be cleaned up.
From the fucking price club, that's who you're gonna be sitting next.
From the Swiss, money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
From the up and comers, that's what that means. Share long, that's $3 you cheap fuck.
Frustrating. One word. Diversification.
Fuck is going on here?
Fuck is wrong with you? Thought you were the fucking bitch. I didn't know you were here.
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them. Why should they be taking a lot of fucking money all the fucking time? This way we.
Fuck off my boat. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. I'm sure. Good luck.
Fuck off. Fuck you fucking prick. Got it.
Fuck out of my office, you understand? Get the fuck out.
Fuck the clients #the wolf of wall street #customer service #matthew mcconaughey #work
Fuck the kid makes it look so God damn easy.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah. Of course. Of course, yeah. Of course. Yeah. No, of course.
Fuck you up. This is our golden ticket to the fucking Chocolate Factory right here, and I wanna meet Willy fucking Wonka, OK?
Fuck you, mother.
Fuck you! Fuck you! #fuck you usa #jonah hill #chant
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Ah yes, my morning ritual first I.
Fuck you. Come on, get up. Go get the fuck out of my house.
Fuck you. Come on, give me what you.
Fuck you. Fuck talk, you fucking.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. You know you don't love me. You don't love me anymore, huh?
Fuck your cousin Barry. What's up?
Fuck your fucking Dick.
Fuck your fucking Dick. Fuck.
Fuck, you know. Yeah.
Fuck, you talking? Yeah, the FBI. They want a copy of your wedding video.
Fuck. I don't know what to do. Don't know what the fuck do you know? I can't help it. Oh my God, Jordan.
Fucking banks, that's what it was. Ass covering time. I had to hide my money.
Fucking bitch. Piece of shit. Fucking.
Fucking bitch. Please stop. Please.
Fucking brother. Robbie brothers, the bowling ball. The the the brother. You put a skateboard on him, he's strapped into a skateboard. You toss him down an alley at some pins.
Fucking Christ. It's a fucking joke.
Fucking cock, sucker. Fuck you. Camera.
Fucking dare. All right, honey.
Fucking do that.
Fucking douchebag, Hannah. We don't give two shits about how technology works because all we care about is getting fucking rich.
Fucking exist. So calm down. You don't know exist.
Fucking golf course people. Oh my God you had to deal with the golf course people too? What?
Fucking good. I fucked up.
Fucking great ohh God.
Fucking Hannah. Why, why, why, God, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?
Fucking hatchet job, this conniving little twat. Look at this the wolf.
Fucking hate you, Jordan. Get him off me.
Fucking Joe. Fucking stupid, stupid fucking.
Fucking kidding me, no. You serious?
Fucking kidding me. Fuck you. Come on, get up.
Fucking kiss your hand, all right?
Fucking know any? What do you mean? So he went to the lollipop or he was at the Lollipop Club for sure on the stage, grinding with everybody like a fucked up.
Fucking license away from me, alright? OK. OK, fine. If I can't do that, can I just, can I give the guy a call? Why is that? Join. Join.
Fucking mind. I don't. I don't even know Venice is. What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. Venice.
Fucking money. All the fucking time. This way we become the underwear.
Fucking rat hole. But US rat hole would never get into Switzerland with all that money.
Fucking really crash. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people.
Fucking rich.
Fucking rock, you got it.
Fucking sell anything. Could you do me a favor? Would you name down that napkin for me? I don't have a pen.
Fucking shit. Fucking piece of shit. How about that?
Fucking stock.
Fucking stupid, no? What the fuck you saying? I can't understand. Say that again.
Fucking touch him, John. I swear to God I will fucking kill you.
Fucking travesty. I mean, I could take you step by step to what exactly is occurring. You know, all you have to do is ask I'm I'm available.
Fucking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi Lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Hey, you guys.
Fucking yacht for millionaires whose ships have come in pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat.
Fucking.
Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list of all the coconspirators spanning the last seven years, and he also agrees to wear a wire.
Functions. You'll do your job. How the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
Funny, but I said to you, don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said, he said.
Funny. Got on time, buddy. I can't even tie you. The captain tired you, almost fucking teasing you.
Furniture. I don't understand with that.
Future business, Kevin, you feel comfortable with me now, Scott?
FYI, boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. She's all.
Gangsters, I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers. But this guy.
Gay people, I don't like you. You don't? You should hide a fucking text you like I have in my fucking house.
Gene, how are you, Jane? He'd affect this weird British accent.
General population now was the firm taking the company public. We set the initial sales price, then sold those shares right back to our friends the.
George, do you know how good it is to have you back in this office?
Get away from the window.
Get away from the window. Hey, guys.
Get back.
Get going. What is it with my wedding video? It's like an invasion of my privacy. You know what I'm saying? It's like it's intrusive. You know it's got.
Get involved. Go home to your wife.
Get it, huh? Captain? Who?
Get off me, baby. How much I love you, right? Stop that, sweetie. Please.
Get off this fucking stage. Get out of.
Get on our blue chip started. I make 1%. I did make 1% pink.
Get on with me. I told you I'm taking it with me, you fucking bitch.
Get out of here.
Get out of here. What's going on? Listen to me. Leave the fucking house, Jordan. And they call me from a pay phone. This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
Get that all out of you.
Get that? Fucking drawers. I'm not stupid, I'm smart. I make $1,000,000 deals with smart, important people, unlike you people.
Get the fuck away from that camera. I don't fucking.
Get the hell out of you.
Get the hell.
Get the shit out of me, buddy. I look man. A lot of having a kid or whatever takes risks, whether you're fucking cousins or not.
Get those fucking loads, OK?
Get through fucking funny. Ohh.
Getting pussy with that thing? What? Yeah, man, of course.
Girl, if she was my sister, I would let that girl give me fucking aids.
Give me a minute.
Give me four times.
Give me four times.
Give me one for the nerves!
Give me your love with me. I'm gonna fuck your cousin.
Give us a minute. How, ladies? Let me know if I can get you anything. You'd be happy to help.
Give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case. You're gonna give me a pass.
Give your wedding video. Fucking FBI. You fucking kidding me?
Go ahead, go ahead. Except guess who grew up with them women.
Go back to your seat where you upset about.
Go fuck. Just get home. Hurry.
Go fucking come, you fucking idiot. Fuck his gun.
Go fucking talk to me. Listen to me. Don't go listen to me.
God damn century. That's it.
God help me out away. Fuck this girl.
God is here.
God ohh God ohh. Oh God oh. Ohh God yes.
God was house right there. His phones a little bit. Bug him. You could get some information.
God, they're fucking the things they're doing now, pops. I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level.
God. God, God.
Goes OK, go OK.
Going down Broadway is a one way St. whichever way I go.
Going for eyes close 123.
Going out on our own and the first thing we needed was brokers.
Going to have to give information on this case, so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor, you know?
Going to sell? Bad motherfuckers. Rock stars, professional athletes, gangsters.
Going to take it slow going. It's a little uncomfortable to tell him it's safe.
Going to take it slow going. It's a little uncomfortable.
Gonna do right? Anyway, I was. How's Stratton? That's more important.
Gonna make strata. Look, that's why I love you. You think of shit like that? What that is?
Good afternoon. Or what? Wanna take a moment to tell you why Steve here is so absolutely off the fucking wall?
Good for me. Yes, Sir.
Good for you near the little man. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something else.
Good for you, little man. Little man.
Good job done. I'm really, really happy with what you're doing actually.
Good King of Bayside getting Pussy where I think what?
Good morning, daddy #good morning #morning #hello #hi #margot robbie
Good publicity. Sweet. Read the article bin during your.
Good to see you. Ohh.
Good, John, great.
Good, John, great. Hey, John, thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor Center.
Good.
Good. Go ahead. Go ahead. Fuck.
Gordon Bedford.
Gordon. Bellfort, yeah. Yes, Sir, mark.
Got a couple of milk coming in like a week, yeah.
Got a minute? Name of the company Aerodyne International. It is a cut.
Got it. Shut it. Shut it shut.
Got it. What we're gonna do is this.
Got it. Yes, I got it. Just jumped to conclusion before we know what's going on.
Got shit on me? Go fuck yourself. I'm making eyes flipping you fucking piece of shit.
Got you not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something.
Gotta get out of here. I think I got it figured out.
GPO it's. I think it's odd.
Graph 2. Talk normally the defendant shall participate in undercover activities. Breathe normal.
Great nose except for that one time.
Great. Even better. I was selling garbage to Garbagemen and making cash hand over fist.
Great. Even better. I was.
Greatest Company in the World #best company ever #greatest company #love this company
Grinding with everybody like a fucked up. I like to dance, I don't.
Growing up, yeah, they are very ornery by the way, so you gotta be very careful with these little guys.
Guess who grew up with them? Women's shoes. Women's shoes?
Guy you know with amazing guy.
Guy, you know, with the amazing guy. It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead.
Guys with sales experience. So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
Hanna. And did you really pitch a stock in a job interview?
Have a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6000 investment would be upwards of $60,000.
Have an honesty. Seriously, I I don't know you. You. You called me. You're a total stranger I haven't completed.
He can't. He gotta put it on right.
He comes correct. I will. He comes in. I'll fucking loopy and fucked up. I swear to God. My massive douche bags. Teeth. Thumbs. Fucking.
He didn't go along with us. He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes, he'd become the Quaalude King of Bayside.
He got depressed and killed himself three years later.
He has my flea for baby. It's my don't give a fuck about your safe.
He is right. Yeah, so.
He knew how to spend it better. Excuse me. Such a conflict.
He knew the Swiss banker from lost European pussy.
He made over a mile. $1,000,000. I could.
He picked up the phone. Jane. How are you, Jane?
He quit his job, which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
He was dancing, you know. You know Rudy. I don't.
He was in Geneva and there was no way I was going to make that flight sober.
He was out. He didn't want any part of us.
He's a classy lady. That explains it, then explains what?
He's an agent with the New York office. What's his problem? He's a.
He's dead.
He's got dumped on my desk. Did it, you know, by a higher up who needs to make a show of looking into the new company on the block, you know, with all the press and everything and then.
He's got his and my Dick again.
He's not with us.
He's not with us. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBA's.
He's sitting next to him. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stubble and a sleeveless muumuu crammed in next to in a car load full of groceries from the fucking price club.
He's smart. You're dumb. I'm not letting go.
He's very nervous on planes i'm sorry it's not you sweetheart don't beat yourself up
Head up so they push the shit out of this stock, OK? And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned 85% of Steve Madden shoes. Which.
Headed eagle. How you doing, Johnny? Johnny, listen, we have a problem, OK? You're.
Heading to one? Fuck yeah, I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
Hear that? OK. You know, we've talked to several of the employees at this firm and nobody can recall anything about the Steve Madden IPO. It's.
Hello John, how you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risks. Is that?
Hello you. Have fun. For those of you who don't know me, my name's Steve Madden.
Hello, John. How you doing today?
Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort. My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage.
Hello.
Hello. But as soon as he picked up the phone gene.
Help for what? It's our market for our services.
Help, you piece of shit. Who's Venice, huh?
Here in Switzerland, if I'm correct, then there would have to be cooperation on your part, if I'm not mistaken.
Here it's got no no alcohol is a beer with no alcohol.
Here you go. Get your legs in.
Here, he's just a worthless pipe here.
Here. Are you gonna say anything about that? You're gonna comment on my hair? I said. How we're doing? Is this personal questions, I thought.
Hey bro, what's up? It's me. What's going on buddy? Phone. What's going on?
Hey Donnie, when we get up there, try not to act like yourself, OK?
Hey fellas, come on board, planks right around there.
Hey Paulie, what's up?
Hey, fucking relax. My God, you get your hand on my fucking cock.
Hey, get the fuck away.
Hey, how you doing? We should have finally meet you. Person.
Hey, I'm, I'm looking for for an investor center.
Hey, listen up. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day.
Hey, listen, I quit and he did quit his job, which I.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, welcome aboard.
Hey, whoa, what's going on?
Hey, whoa, what's going on? Jordan, listen to me. Clearly I cannot.
Hey! what did I say
Hey.
Hi Jordan, Theresa need your help.
Hi, I'm hildy. Nice to meet you.
Hi, my name is Blair, right? Yeah, like the.
High. It was celebration time.
His dead obligations. This Internet stock bullshit, I mean.
His eye seemed to be a little bit odd, don't they? Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes.
His leg end up with your tits in a ringer. Do you not worry about it? I have the SEC on their roles.
His merry little band of brokers. Read that. Read it. Listen.
His wife, Chantal, who it turns out he'd been fucking every time she went to Switzerland.
Hit him, hit him.
Hit him. Hit fuck off of me.
Hmm. Come on.
Hmm. Do you do recall it? No, I don't.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Umm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. It gets even better, babe, because.
Hmm. Totski.
Hmm. Was that yodeling I just heard, or did you just say what I thought you said?
Hold it. Black Monday. No shit.
Hold on, hold on. We're gonna crash, for chrissake.

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