The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Soundboard Edit

A benchmark for future business, Kevin.

A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street

A fucking yacht?

Absolutely off the fucking wall.

Adderall to stay focused,

Aerotyne. Yeah.

Ah, fuck.

Ah!

All cash. None of it's on the books.

All day long, decimal points, high frequencies.

All nuns are lesbians.

All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?

All right.

All right.

Also known as a wire...

And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.

And every one of you here today.

And I got you.

And I'd do that for anybody, you know,

And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365,

And just as Brad was released from jail, too.

And let me tell you something.

And spent whatever allowance they had

And then he's Mad Max all over again.

And then overnight your life can change.

And weed

And went straight to the drool phase.

And you tell that fucking piece of shit,

Anyway, this is for you.

Are people looting and raping?

Are we fucking talking tonight,

Are you gonna comment on my hair?

Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish?

Are you sure?

As to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants

At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes,

Aunt Emma is dead.

Aunt Emma?

Aunt Emma.

Aunt Emma...

Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today.

Before your luck runs out.

Beni fucking hana!

BO: Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive...

Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life.

Both named Rocco.

But I had to take them just right.

But I have business in Switzerland.

But I'm telling you, even that didn't help.

But money was stolen from my apartment.

But you just said that everybody wants to get rich.

Can I call you back?

Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?

Can you get him out of here?

Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right?

Come for me, baby.

Come on! Come on!

Companies these people know

Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean?

Did I?

Did you just say wear a wire?

Do you dream of becoming financially independent

Do you jerk off?

Doesn't ring a bell

Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.

Don't you fucking touch me.

Don't you fucking touch them!

Donnie...

Down, sideways, or in fucking circles.

Duke it out! Hit him!

Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer.

Enjoy the day.

Everybody on point!

Except, guess who grew up with him?

FBI!

Fondle him and shit like that

For $25,000.

For 11 seconds.

For my good friend

For shit that had nothing to do with me.

Fuck this, shit that.

Fuck you!

Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy!

Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit!

Fucking cheap fucks.

Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe.

Gene. How are you, Gene?

Get in now or..

Get the fuck out!

Get the fuck...

Give me a kiss, sweetheart.

Go get a job at fucking McDonald's,

God!

Good to see you again, Jordan

Good.

Great! Even better!

Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey!

Have some fucking manners.

He was supposed to deliver some money,

He'd affect this weird British accent.

Hey, Barry, what's up?

Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?

Hey, get the fuck away from me!

Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a...

Hey!

Hi

His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they?

His friend from school, Steve Madden.

His name is Denham.

Hmm.

Hold on, baby!

How are things at home?

How do I describe this?

How's being sober?

How's morale?

I appreciate the call.

I can't understand you!

I can't...

I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other.

I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan!

I do not... No, I don't recall.

I don't know.

I don't love you anymore, Jordan!

I don't mind it.

I fucking love that.

I got a blinking light,

I got five more just like you, bro.

I got it! I've got it!

I got this non alcoholic shit.

I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers.

I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago.

I have offered our lovely sales assistant,

I have to talk to you.

I knew you were coming home the next day.

I know we're a little unorthodox, we're a little

I know, but I don't drink. You remember?

I know.

I love you

I mean, I just met this fucking guy.

I mean, what person with a college education

I mean, you could talk to the SEC.

I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level.

I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English?

I swear to God, I will fucking kill you!

I want a divorce

I was fucked up, Jordan,

I was selling garbage to garbage men

I'll tell you one thing.

I'm just trying to be nice.

I'm not fucking doing it.

I'm not leaving.

I'm really enjoying it.

I'm really happy for you.

I'm sure we'll be seeing each other

I've got a good chance of getting them.

If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight

If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's.

If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,

In a sleeveless muumuu,

Integrity.

Into Switzerland with all that money.

Is she like a first cousin, or is she...

Is there an apology message on the machine?

It also makes you a better person.

It is perhaps the best thing

It should. Right? It should profit the both of us.

It's advantageous to everyone. Correct?

It's because I believed in you, Kimmie,

It's not like that.

It's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up.

It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population.

It's them...

JANET: Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie?

Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do

Jesus fucking Christ.

Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I...

Jesus! That's my mortgage, man

Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC.

Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!

Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do!

Jordan, listen to me clearly.

JORDAN: Everything had to run tight.

JORDAN: Forbes made me a superstar.

JORDAN: I gave up everyone.

JORDAN: It's your wedding present, sweetheart.

JORDAN: What's his problem?

Jordan! Jordan!

Jordan! Jordan! Look who came!

Just my job, you know.

Just say I'm wrong, right.

Just so she could pay her son's tuition.

Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes.

Last month. The Lollipop Club.

LAWYER: I'm sorry.

Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?

Let Donnie be in charge.

Let me ask you something?

Let me lock in that trade right now

Let's fucking run! Go!

Like I said, I don't know where your money is.

Like you said, There's no friends on Wall Street. Right?

Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.

Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin?

Look at this shit.

Look at this. Look.

Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.

MAN 2: Okay, 25,000

MAN: (OVER RADIO) Gale warning! Gale warning!

MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares?

MAN: Get out of the way, asshole!

Mayday!

Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich,

Mine!

Mmm hmm.

Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust,

Motherfuck! You're fucking dead!

Moving into key management positions, this place really

Mr. Jordan.

My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan.

My life is fucked, you know?

My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit!

My new piece of jewelry. Check that out.

My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage

NAOMI: Sure.

NAOMI: Wave to Daddy.

Next was a steam so I could sweat out

NICKY: Let the scalping begin!

NICKY: We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down.

NICKY: Yeah, you want this?

No matter where you came from,

No matter who you are,

No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore

Now the FBI is another animal completely.

Of over two dozen serious offenders

Oh, baby...

Oh, bro, it's not like that.

Oh, fuck. You're sweet.

Oh, fuckers.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.