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Peep Show is a British television sitcom starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. It was written by Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain, with additional material by Mitchell and Webb, among others. It was broadcast on Channel 4 from 2003 until 2015. In 2010, it became the longest-running comedy in Channel 4 history in terms of years on air. Alan Johnson.

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A bit more juice and hang a right.
A follow up meeting. Read the phone.
A good time? I I don't know if it's.
A hungry, devouring twat. A kitten.
A man has his price, and I judge yours.
A mighty fine piece of ass. What big.
About that, don't you think that?
Actual experience of management consulting.
Alan Johnson's beamer.
Alan. Johnsons. Beam.
Alan's pajamas probably still warm.
An arm of sale.
And apparently, sugar actually operates.
And as he reclaims the keys, it's problem.
And back to the top. No, Alan, I we're kind.
And breathing when I click.
And crying and saying that it.
And I I don't know. Like I should be.
And I like to kick things off a bit.
And I'm yours.
And if we fail? Well, you're the junior.
And indecent proposal I want to.
And management consultant great follow me.
And project Zeus is why can't marketing be?
And residents not much to look at, but.
And then his Dick. No, I got something.
And we both end up winners. Isn't that?
And you down as if you were a hip.
Another word and you tell me the very.
Answer Jeremy. Maybe you could finger?
Any difficult feelings I may or may not be?
Any piece of real estate you're there?
Apess. So I offered a mixture of therapy.
Apprehensible pet talk. Hi there. Can I come in?
Are resisting something here.
Are you a pathetic worthless punk?
Around the Bush Germany I want to.
As a team, that's where things up into a.
As abuse. Welcome to the nerve center. OK.
At my laptop from the IT guy before Johnson gets.
At the office now. If it feels good, do it.
At the restaurant. I just wanted you to know.
Be a medal for saying no I am.
Be just the ticket. Yeah, you're getting.
Be parasite? Ohh yes yeah I like it.
Be putting your Dick right. What's?
Because I don't want to talk about it.
Because it was actually your sales record. Oh.
Better not. Thanks. Got a lot to do.
Big user fuck the police.
Blind short father Fiora foot.
Boom out. You are now a fully.
Bought off, but no one's going to.
But a terrible idea and a film they'd.
But consultancy, you and me, I'm the face.
But he broken. OK, it's a deal is.
But I don't know really. Look at you.
But then I took a closer look and I really.
By idea zone. Watch a DVD. It's some pizza.
By piss, it was a joke.
Campbell we wanted all we wanted and.
Can I change any of those? What score?
Charles and you'll be my Camilla.
Come on. Look at her ass. Is that the?
Comma unacceptable. I've instructed her to.
Compared to, say, a supermodel like Gisele.
Dead right, Alan Johnson. I'm in love.
Decent.
Definition photo of some dog.
Did you get me? Got to get my Dick out of?
Didn't pick up a shitstorm. Hmm.
Do you face your demons and put the plug?
Do you follow the fingers follow.
Do you think he really wondered, staying if?
Do you think he's gonna mind, I mean.
Do you want me to give you blow?
Don't like playing the game with women?
Don't put my eyes so poke my eyes. Are you getting visuals?
Don't tell me you just sit around.
Down. You know it's a guy thing, right? Yeah.
Drink it, market. Just take a sniff for.
Exactly. So you're going to need a team.
Experiencing my mother, my father or my?
Facts and shitting stats for us to add.
Finally, I'm being groomed.
Fingers. Wow. I've been initiated. I am a drug.
First thing that pops into your mind.
First things first, let's hook up the printer.
Flooding your drawers? What do you?
Fly me mark. When did you?
For a presentation to the board, I'll leave.
For my visual display unit this morning.
For myself, every day for 15 years, but until you face.
For sure, he really seems to be sincere.
For the buddy. I mean, take a look at it.
For two JLB credit, fuck off, please.
Forget.
From the laser bolt toilets it used to be this is it.
Fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken.
Fuck off, spreadsheets. Ohh, yes. Take me Johnson.
Get a score in Word association.
Get around watching trumpton. Ohh he is.
Get sued. My God, is this Johnson's recession residence?
Going for coffee? What happened? It's.
Going there with Sophie, actually, yeah.
Good spirits, mark. Like George W or Alice.
Good stuff mark. I strongly advise you to.
Good taboo busting semi income.
Have you ever done a Rorschach test? Just.
He's taken a shine to me. He's singled.
Here, have a drink so. That's a.
Hey, Barbara thought we should.
Hey, hey. Hey, Marco. How you doing? Good.
Hi guys I just wanted to drop by and.
Hi, this weekend the JLB comfort.
His drawers getting a dousing, too, or I.
Hopefully that's more a.
How do I do stopping the pedal no no no the mic?
I can't believe.
I do sort of like it when he's rude to me.
I don't know, Alan. Thousands of reasons.
I don't someone mind if he's a real mate.
I don't think so. What if I lose it?
I just want to make it absolutely clear.
I mean the keysmart. No, no, he forgot.
I mean, honestly, I've got to.
I mean, there's a balance sheet ever.
I mean, this is definitely not.
I need some slave drones milk them to.
I think it's possible he might mind. Not can't drive. Why did he? Ohh. Oh.
I think people do when they're have.
I think she's very pretty.
I thought you might be feeling like a.
I would.
I'm driving. Look at me driving Jet.
I'm glad you understand. Ohh I understand.
I'm going to be Johnson's Queen.
I'm here for careers guidance, not therapy.
I'm in love with you, Johnson.
I'm insured on my mum's insurance.
I'm Johnson Driving is bullshit. I'm Johnson.
I'm like a valued and respected customer.
I'm mark. I'm. I'm glad I bumped into.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm so sorry about your mug, mug and.
I've been to the bottom of the bottle.
I've got a 32 inch plasma in mine.
I've got an idea.
I've won the spin war. Would you like to?
In 530% of the workforce new logo.
In business, Jeremy, you learned that.
In the jug, how can I trust you to be?
Informed of the meaning of project.
Into Aberdeen I've got the rough guide.
Is an indecent proposal. You have a prop.
Is it really God, Jeremy? No. God that.
Is it therapy? Not really, no. I'll just say.
Is like an idiot savant, but not so stupid.
Is my office and crinkled my papers.
Is of Rome? Sure. Just, um, open your.
Isn't that Johnson's whole philosophy? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they.
It dark or when you drive like. Clarkson. What if something happened?
It was a picnic. I'm currently speaking.
It's a shape knife out of my bag.
It's a terrible idea.
It's in Kettering. I'm planning to.
It's not.
It's trying to therapist me. OK, let's.
It's we're hitting the bottle, right, Alan?
Jeans. Yeah, she's very.
Jeremy, he obviously thinks I'm some.
Jesus, until the time is right for you.
Johnson, now Johnson. Shall we open?
Judas.
Just leave my new idea in your desk.
Just us, a pile of Chinese food and a.
King mark. I thought it was a high def.
Know that I'm don't let us a piss.
Leave driving is bullshit. Oh my God.
Like a spin, but we're just tooling around town.
Like charmer. Just say the first.
Like he's just walked into our.
Like it's only a pint, only a. It's.
Like listening to them.
Like Mr. Corrigan, right? Absolutely.
Like talking to them, but I do like.
Like the fat girl who's just been asked.
Like you, a real life indecent proposal.
List I'm in bed with Johnson.
Little banger, right? Yeah. And it's not an old band.
Little bit patronising. And really need to pick.
Little jazz.
Look if you look like a sausage dog.
Look, everything's going brilliant.
Look, if we're going to do this, it's just you.
Lot of blow jobs, you know what I mean?
Machete, thank you, but no, very well. I can't.
Mark, I really get the feeling you.
Mark. Alan. It's not what it looks.
Mark. Can I have a word? Let me explain.
Marketing. What are you doing?
Mate, Are you sure you're alright Sir? Here's.
Maybe it is a bit. Nice, but in a sense.
Me no stress Buster, mini breaks, no women.
Me out. Here's my pitch new.
Might look when I kill you.
Mika from hope. They didn't recognise me.
Mother Sophie fuck no, not fuck.
Mug is just say Gee take a seat now.
My main man in the office.
My so-called childhood. Fine, fine. Well, often.
Never let this happen on my watch.
Nice jazz. The faces, the faces. I feel strange.
Nicholas restaurant with US sausage talk on the.
No time sake. More fully, you asshole.
No, absolutely not. We're almost.
No, nice room.
No, you didn't. You know what I'm hearing?
Not everything. Children.
Not therapy. OK, what are you?
Not with an obvious one. Work snake pit.
Notice the piss? Yeah mark. Ohh.
Now and if we're not hitting our target.
Now you take the bullet. Christ.
Of a lather, yeah. All of my need. Jazz is so great.
Of the clutch and just tick all the accelerator.
Of the surface. What do you say? Oh my God.
Oh my God, this is piggin massive.
Oh my God. Oh no, I didn't do it. It's not.
Oh spot on. Or I could treat Mr. Corrig.
Oh, hi Alan. Don't come in. Ohh no.
Oh, hi Alan. Looking good in here.
Oh, thanks, Mark. Listen, do you want?
Ohh, it's a rhetorical question.
OK, fine. Oh my God, I'm bumping.
OK, it just feels like a good pair.
OK, look at me go.
OK, now is the time for you to know.
OK, OK. And if we succeed? I'm going.
OK, they're a bit crinkled.
OK. OK. OK.
OK. Well, there's no point in maxing out.
On a date with a teenage goth smoking pot.
On that ass. Come on, admit it.
On the meaning of projects, use Ohh right.
One in 10 stick that up your Dojo, huh? Great.
One question, yes, do you want to make sure loads?
One the middle one.
Only a pint. I didn't even want it.
Or any of the other supermodels she's.
Or do they know it's Christmas? I'm not.
Or the kid next door.
Out of a refurbed autofix garage. Mock.
Over 300, I'm not gonna bargain.
Overheads until clients come flooding in, right? Right.
Park a turd on her desk. Bit freaky.
Passing is OK, passing just horseplay.
Phone Frankfurt or Aberdeen I've got to go to.
Pour me another drink. Hi Alan you want?
Pour me, pour me.
Power through. Should take 45 minutes and.
Prince thing. Ohh, you're not here. Well, I'll.
Proper bit.
Psychological defect and a weird sexual thing, OK.
Put me in charge of the keys until such time.
Really hoping that the Russians love them.
Right, I pulled strings to get you in.
Right, right. Smart. Very smart.
Right. And we gotta work together.
Right. It's bollocks. I'm going rogue.
Right. Show you then. Maybe we should.
Right. Wow.
See you around South.
She did it to me last week. Shit.
She did it. She stiffed me. Well, Sophie.
She's got a fat arse. Say it. Well she's.
So here's the final numbers only.
So it's true. I heard about the rumors.
So just likewise working late left a file here Sam.
So what? Hello, police, someone broke.
So you know Sophie's behaviors.
Some kind of initiative test, you know?
Some of the things they do. So 500.
Something else?
Something happened. Ohh right something.
Something's gonna happen.
Sometimes he lets me do the gears, hey.
Somewhere alright.
Sophie bought it for me. I asked for a coke.
Sophie, I I didn't realise you.
Sort of scag addict, bedroom DJ who can.
Stars you're ever gonna get, do you?
Still here? Yeah, I've been working late down.
Suddenly I'm going to drive off the nonexist.
Sure, sure you're not. That's what I.
Take a break. He's going to spend.
Take a good hard look at her. What?
Take Jeremy's advice more often. I'm out.
Tell me what you see. A hairy twat. A hungry.
Thanks. Yeah, I've gotta take the L.
That comes to mind. Money, everything.
That I get it. It wasn't good, was it? You do.
That is a bit different because you're putting.
That total.
That was the correct answer.
That's also kind of none, but won't mark.
That's my indecent proposal, certainly.
That's right. It's easy now. Just give.
That's the stud holding cash he's going.
That's what it takes.
That's why I've booked you and me in.
The bad press, but I'm never upgrading.
The children too, which I think is.
The details up to you, but if you person.
The document up on that baby and.
The dog. What isn't it like Krypton?
The freaking money. Yes, they come in.
The hesitation is I don't have any.
The idea is urine loads and loads of urine.
The Johnsons queen. When the banks Cola.
The keys after the pub. Then he called to.
The meaning of projects use the meaning.
The nonexistent key side listen.
The public will accept me. I'm going.
The rehearsal why not go to the laser bowl with the?
The Russians love their children too. No, it.
The time to think about it. Yeah, so my.
The time with the parents in the country.
Then I look like a sausage dog.
Then I'm going to make you feel like you're a duck.
There a shit heel, right? Brilliant. That is just so.
There was it, Mark. It's a brand.
There's guidance, but mainly you're a career guidance.
They have fun tonight. Should be a free.
They need to print anything today, Mark.
They say just interested in white.
They're all leasing out a Spanish villa.
They're dead. We just need them sweating.
Things I think not. Hello, mark. Sophie, I'm coming in if you.
Think about what the V8 is on cigarillo.
This doesn't feel right.
This doesn't say it loves you. Then run.
This guidance counselor, right? I mean.
This is it, mate. We're having it. Super.
This is literally it. This is the sort.
This is so right, but I can't drive.
Those for you?
Three of which I wish to make use is that.
Time to think about things.
To be 530 pounds. What? I'm not going.
To drive any car, it's freezing out there.
To get here. I could drive you. We.
To Ofcom, right? I mean, we had the.
To the action and I was all hell, yeah.
To the school disco, but yeah, my my.
Totally. Mark, listen, I've been there.
Tukif fucker.
Under the duvet, no one should see.
Unleash projects. Use projects. Use.
Up the pink carpeted stairway to business.
Very different from hiring a solicitor or.
Very, very slowly take your foot off.
Wait, isn't that Sophie? Jesus. Yeah, how do I?
Want to talk about oh I'm sorry. I'm gonna be a lot mark it's.
We Co manage a new Super Department.
We had these here somewhere. Let me get.
We're going to do a poo on my jazz now.
Well, here. Oh my God, it's the last day.
Well, my advice is keep it little yeah, women.
Well, no, no, right? Because I'm going to turn you down.
Well, what are you 2 do in the car?
What from Sophie's application letter?
What? Your chicken fucking horse? What?
Who's the Johnson now, huh? Who's?
Whose course not?
Why? Because I'm the big man and you.
Will you walk like some kind of?
With other disciplines such as Korea.
With the duvet. Good old Vista people give.
With them.
With your girlfriend, Jeremy. But I do.
Word association. It's kind of a fun.
Yeah, and you'd probably.
Yeah, great, actually. Old pal, really.
Yeah, I could have a little thing.
Yeah, so he was all you want.
Yeah, yeah ohh yeah. Come on. I'm driving.
Yeah. It can't be. It's in a film. They would.
Yes you can. All you have to do is.
Yes, you're driving very slowly in first gear.
You actually about the other night?
You are seriously looking at that document.
You know, like, can you feel the force?
You see, what are you actually seeing?
You think the guys invented Google? Sat around watching?
You're insured on any car. Yes, probably.
You're the tendons and the grizzly shit.
[Applause]
£30 to sleep with big suit.
3 flavours of crisps, sure good. Well.
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