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Home > James Earl Jones Soundboard
Akeem came to america to sow his royal oats
Alert my stardestroyer to prepare for my arrival
Asteroids do not concern me admiral
Believe me I tied my own shoes once it is an overrated experience
Come with me it is the only way
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
Don't underestimate the force
Escape is not his plan
From this day forth anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me
He is as clumsy as he is stupid
I am altering the deal pray I don't alter it any further
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I like the boy
I must face him alone
I sense something a presence i've not felt since
I'm only brave when I have to be
If you only knew the power of the dark side
Impressive most impressive
It is your destiny
Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son
Let an old pro show you how it's done
Look at the stars the great kings of the past look down on us from those stars
Look inside yourself simba you are more than what you have become you must take your place in the circle of life
Luke it is your destiny
My son works
No captain they're alive
No I am your father
Now my son have you grown a mustache
Now release your anger only your hatred can destroy me
Obi wan has taught you well you have controlled your fear
One day simba the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king
Simba being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble
Simba you have forgotten me
Since she was born she was taught to walk speak and think as a queen
So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will i
The force is strong with this one
The force is with him
The force is with you young skywalker but you are not a jedi yet
The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands
The wedding will proceed in 40 days you may go home now good night
Time does fly fast my son it seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed and now you're a man who's about to be married
Totes Magotes #totes magotes #totally #yes #absolutely #im in #james earl jones #for sure #yup
We would be honored if you would join us
We've gone through a lot of trouble to select for you a very fine wife
When I left you I was but the learner now I am the master only a master of evil darth
When we die our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and so we are all connected in the great circle of life
Wrong! you're a prince who's never tied his shoes
You are beaten it is useless to resist don't let yourself be destroyed as obi wan did
You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive no disintegrations
You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me
You see my son there's a fine line between love and nausea
Your powers are weak old man
'cause nobody messes with your dad

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