James Earl Jones Soundboard Edit

Akeem came to america to sow his royal oats

Alert my stardestroyer to prepare for my arrival

Asteroids do not concern me admiral

Believe me I tied my own shoes once it is an overrated experience

Come with me it is the only way

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed

Don't underestimate the force

Escape is not his plan

From this day forth anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me

He is as clumsy as he is stupid

I am altering the deal pray I don't alter it any further

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I like the boy

I must face him alone

I sense something a presence i've not felt since

I'm only brave when I have to be

If you only knew the power of the dark side

Impressive most impressive

It is your destiny

Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son

Let an old pro show you how it's done

Look at the stars the great kings of the past look down on us from those stars

Look inside yourself simba you are more than what you have become you must take your place in the circle of life

Luke it is your destiny

My son works

No captain they're alive

No I am your father

Now my son have you grown a mustache

Now release your anger only your hatred can destroy me

Obi wan has taught you well you have controlled your fear

One day simba the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king

Simba being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble

Simba you have forgotten me

Since she was born she was taught to walk speak and think as a queen

So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will i

The force is strong with this one

The force is with him

The force is with you young skywalker but you are not a jedi yet

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands

The wedding will proceed in 40 days you may go home now good night

Time does fly fast my son it seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed and now you're a man who's about to be married

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We would be honored if you would join us

We've gone through a lot of trouble to select for you a very fine wife

When I left you I was but the learner now I am the master only a master of evil darth

When we die our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and so we are all connected in the great circle of life

Wrong! you're a prince who's never tied his shoes

You are beaten it is useless to resist don't let yourself be destroyed as obi wan did

You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive no disintegrations

You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me

You see my son there's a fine line between love and nausea

Your powers are weak old man

'cause nobody messes with your dad