James Stewart Soundboard Edit

A pox upon me for a clumsy lout

Annie why don't you draw up a chair then you'd be more comfortable and you could hear everything that's going on

Bread that this house may never know hunger salt that life may always have flavor and wine that joy and prosperity may reign forever

Dad how do you spell hallelujah how should I know what do you think I am a dictionary

Do you realize what this means it means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! that's what it means

Haven't you learned that silly tune yet you play it over and over again now stop it! stop it!

Hey you look good that's some dress you got on there this old thing why I only wear it when I don't care how I look

I don't know whether i'd like it very much being seen around with an angel without any wings

I don't want to get married ever to anyone you understand that I want to do what I want to do

In that place I wouldn't live in it as a ghost now watch

In the whole vast configuration of things i'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider you

Look look we're still in business we've still got 2 bucks left

Must she keep playing that

Of course it's this old house I don't know why we don't all have pneumonia drafty old barn might as well be living in a refrigerator

Oh no no we don't use money in heaven oh yeah that's right I keep forgetting comes in pretty handy down here bub

One of us is going to jail well it's not going to be me

People were human beings to him but to you a warped frustrated old man they're cattle

Potter isn't selling potter's buying and why because we're panicky and he's not that's why he's picking up some bargain

She's hung up! i'll hang her up!

That's my trick ear joe it sounded like you said no charge that's right

Wedding holy mackerel i'm married

Well in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be

Well what's the matter with our car isn't it good enough for you yes daddy

Well you look about like the kind of an angel i'd get sort of a fallen angel aren't you what happened to your wings

What is it you want mary what do you want you want the moon just say the word and i'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down

Where's that money you silly stupid old fool where's that money

Why don't you stop annoying people

You call this a happy family why do we have to have all these kids

You know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are breakfast is served lunch is served dinner no no no no! anchor chains plane motors and train whistles

You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money well it doesn't