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Adios Cowboy
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Alright, Alright, Alright
Another Brilliant Idea
Big Dick Playa
Can you give me another chance
Cocaine and Hookers
Cooper Is Astounded By The Wave
Deal, Deal
Don't Let Me Leave Murph!!
El Radar
Eye roll
Fairy dust it doesn't exist it's never landed it is no matter it's not on the elemental chart it's not fucking real right
Fuck the clients
Good For You, Now Get The Fuck Out Of My Car
Ha ha ha
Hey fuck him i'm the senior broker here he's just a worthless piker
Holy fucking shit
How Much?
How the fuck else would you do this job cocaine and hookers my friend
I can respect that
I myself I jerk off at least twice a day once in the morning right after I work out then once right after lunch
I sucked my dream's cock. I'm gay
I will massacre you
It'd Be A Lot Cooler If You Did
It's called cocaine
Let's Just Do This Quickly So I CAN GTFO
Make Him Stay Murph..
Mmm Hmm Song
Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up down sideways or in fucking circles least of all stockbrokers right
Please forgive me, I am way out of line
Pump those numbers up
Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here it's called cocaine it'll keep you sharp between the ears it'll also help your fingers dial faster
The #1 rule of Wall Street
Then start asking the right f*cking questions
Those Aren't Mountains, They're Waves
Unless You Got More Cash Or Clients..
We Do Not Have Time!!!
We don't create shit we don't build anything
We don't give two shits about how technology works because all we care about is getting fucking rich
We Should Stop Reproducing
We're In The Middle Of A Swell
We're Not, Yes You Are
Welcome To The Goodie Room
What is that ref?
What the hell was that
Yes You Are, YES YOU ARE!!
You got a joint?
You Got Enough For Twenty Of Us?
You got it bye
You should kill yourself