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Home > The Genie Of The Lamp...
A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh
Al I can't help you I work for senor psychopath now
Aladdin hello aladdin nice to have you on the show can we call you al or maybe just din
Allow me ten thousand years in a cave of wonders ought to chill him out
Did you bring me here and all of sudden you're walking out on me I don't think so not right now
Do you smoke mind if I do
Fine I understand after all you've lied to everyone else hey I was beginning to feel left out
Genie wake up and smell the hummus
Hey it's only an eternity of servitude
I can't bring people back from the dead it's not a pretty picture I don't like doing it
I got a powerful urge to help you out so what's your wish I really wanna know
Itty bitty living space
Mind if I kiss the monkey hairball
Rule number one I can't kill anybody so don't ask
Say you're a lot smaller than my last master either that or i'm gettin' bigger
The ever impressive the long contained the often imitated but never duplicated genie of the lamp!
Watch out they spit
Yo rugman haven't seen you in a few millennia give me some tassel yeah yo yo
You're gettin' your wishes so sit down!
You're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years believe me I know i've looked

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