Dr Laura Soundboard Edit

A lot of you have fax machines attached to telephones which case when I press start or fax it won't happen. I'm just going to throw those away, so you need to find a fax machine that actually recei...

Absolutely.

Ah.

An answer the question.

And I don't get it.

And I hate sex.

And it's really distressing and disturbing.

And now he says it over and over and over again.

And the reason for that is.

And you're already having sex with somebody you don't know.

Answer the question and discuss the issue.

Answer the question.

Are they nice people?

Are you answering my question? You just going on?

At least I thought about it a few days in advance of leaving, so I'm not sitting in a hotel in Puerto Rico whining.

Black guys talking to each other seem to think it's OK.

Black guys talking to each other seems to think it's OK.

Black guys use it all the time.

Black guys use it all the time.

Black guys use it all the time. Turn on HBO. Listen to a black comic and all you hear is.

Black guys use it all the time. Turn on HBO. Listen to a black comic and all you hear is.

Can I just ask you a question?

Can you do that?

Can you do this sound?

Can you do this sound? It's called a Raspberry. Can you do that?

Carol.

Catherine.

Chip on your shoulder. I can't do much about that.

Chip on your shoulder. I can't do much about that.

Didn't matter what he was going to do in office, it was a black thing.

Didn't matter what he was going to do in office, it was a black thing.

Do you belong to a church?

Do you have a mother and a father?

Do you make a good living?

Do you swim? Do you run? Do you have an elliptical? Do you jump rope? Do you ride a bicycle?

Do you swim? Do you run? Do you have an elliptical? Do you jump rope? Do you ride a bicycle? What do you do that's very physical?

Do you take Citra Cal everyday?

Do you want a husband?

Doctor Laura

Doctor Laura Schlesinger

Don't be impatient.

Don't don't get angry, don't make faces. Don't roll your eyeballs.

Don't giggle.

Don't hang up I wanna talk to you some more.

Don't hang up. I want to talk to you some more.

Don't say that I told you not to say that.

Don't take things out of context.

Don't take things out of context.

Don't you ever ask that first silly question again, 'cause I'll track you down and pinch your head off.

Don't you ever ask that first silly question again?

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Dr Laura Soundboard Sound

Eat healthy and move your butt.

For what?

Give me an example of a racist comment.

Give me an example of a racist comments.

Give me to a good examples of racist comment.

Give me to a good examples of racist comments.

Go do the right thing.

God knows I have strep.

God knows I have stress.

Going to put you on hold and talk to you in a couple of days.

Good.

Goodness gracious me.

Goodness gracious me.

Gotta go brush my teeth.

Ha.

Hi mom, how you doing? Just thought I'd call and you know connect.

Hi mom.

Hi.

How old are you?

How soon is it OK to kiss and hug?

How soon is it OK to kiss and hug?

How you doing?

Hum.

I asked you very specifically.

I did the wrong thing.

I did the wrong thing.

I didn't call anybody a.

I didn't call anybody a.

I didn't intend to hurt people, but I did and that makes it the wrong thing to have done.

I didn't intend to hurt people, but I did and that makes it the wrong thing to have done.

I don't have any.

I don't think that's racist.

I don't think that's racist.

I gotta tell ya, I got lost in all of that and don't go through it again. I'll get lost in again if somebody starts giving me a lot of data, I really my mind goes numb.

I gotta tell ya, I got lost in all of that.

I have a boyfriend and he's in love with me because he's doing it with me all the time.

I have no answer to that.

I just need an answer to my question.

I know it sounds a little rude, crude and socially unacceptable for me to throw that in right now and make it sound callous.

I know it sounds a little rude, crude and socially unacceptable for me to throw that in right now and make it sound callous.

I mean, I just want to know.

I mean, I think that's hilarious.

I really don't care.

I really thought that once we had a black president, the attempt to demonize whites hating Blacks would stop.

I really thought that once we had a black president, the attempt to demonize whites hating Blacks would stop.

I speak from personal experience.

I take Citra Cal. Calcium citrate everyday.

I want to tell you that I agree with you.

I was attempting to make a philosophical point and I articulated the N word all the way out more than one time, and that was wrong.

I was attempting to make a philosophical point and I articulated the N word all the way out more than one time, and that was wrong.

I was going to be going to Puerto Rico next week.

I was going to go out and play basketball. My bodyguard and my dear friend is a black man, an I said white men can't jump. I want you on my team.

I was going to go out and play basketball. My bodyguard in my dear friend is a black man an I said white men can't jump. I want you on my team.

I was molested when I was five and I hate sex.

I'll say it again that was wrong.

I'll say it again that was wrong.

I'm 67 years old, married 45 years to a good, faithful man, mother of an adult daughter, grandmother of two little girls. I'm also a college graduate, the retired head of a large public agency and ...

I'm doctor Laura Slesinger.

If anybody would have enough, melanin says it is a horrible thing, but when black people say it, it's affectionate.

If anybody would have enough, melanin says that it's a horrible thing, but when black people say it, it's affectionate.

If you just craving my attention, is there something I should be doing to break him up as bad habits?

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

If you're the woman and you have herpes, it's an issue when you're giving birth.

If you're the woman and you have herpes, it's an issue when you're giving birth.

Is it 1, two, 3 minutes and you're already having sex with somebody you don't know?

Is it 1, two, 3 minutes, 3 hours, 3 days, three dates and you're already having sex with somebody you don't know?

Is it 1, two, 3 minutes, 3 hours, 3 days, three days and you're already having sex with somebody you don't know?

Is that true?

It depends how it said.

It depends how it said.

It was a black thing.

It was a black thing.

It's called a Raspberry.

Kay?

Laura.

Let's play a tiny little game.

My 2 year old has just learned how to stay.

My bodyguard in my dear friend is a black man an I said white men can't jump. I want you on my team.

My pleasure.

My question to you is.

Never say it again.

Never say it again.

Nice try Jade.

Nice try Jade.

No no no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not a chance.

Not happening.

Nothing.

Now go do the right thing.

OK.

OK.

OK.

On HBO listening to black, Comex you here.

On HBO, listening to black omaxe you here.

Really.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

So don't ask me silly questions, get now ask me the real good one.

So don't ask me silly questions, I resent it.

So what?

Sorry.

Susan.

Susan.

Thank you very much.

That's a silly question. I'm telling you right out. That's a silly question.

That's cruel.

That's just sickening.

That's not a surprise.

That's not a surprise.

That's why I tell people. Make sure you know somebody along time before you get married.

Then I guess you don't watch HBO or listen any black comedians.

Then I guess you don't watch HBO or listen any black comedians.

There are nice guys in the world and there are creeps in the world and it's your responsibility to discern the difference between the two and pick the right one.

There are times you just have too much stress.

This is Doctor Laura.

This is the most bizarre sounding thing.

This is your responsibility.

To do the right thing.

Trust me.

We had friends over the other day that about 35 people here the guys were going to start playing basketball.

We had friends over the other day. Got about 35 people here. The guys were going to start playing basketball.

Welcome to the program.

Well, everybody is from time to time, that's human nature.

What can I do for you?

What do you do that's very physical?

What time is it where you are?

When I ask questions like that, it's so that I can understand what's going on.

Where is your biological father?

Why don't you let me finish a sentence?

Why don't you let me finish a sentence?

Why don't you shut up?

Why would you even want to think that?

Why would you want to believe that?

Without giving much thought, a lot of Blacks voted for Obama, simply 'cause he was half black.

Without giving much thought, a lot of Blacks voted for Obama, simply 'cause he was half black.

Yeah, I was going to be going to Puerto Rico next week.

Yeah, we got a black man as president and we have more complaining about racism than ever.

Yeah, we got a black man as president and we have more complaining about racism than ever.

Yes I do.

Yes they did.

Yes they did.

Yes.

You be your mother and I will be you.

You focus everything you have.

You gotta know that.

You gotta know that.

You know why I'm saying it's a silly question.

You're not, you just have too much stress.

6 one.

12% of the population is black.

461

818

5151

'cause I'll track you down and pinch your head off.