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Amy!
Amy!
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you jacking on in there?
Are you jacking on in there?
Bender?
Bender?
Bender?
Bender?
Can't we just forget about that?
Can't we just forget about that?
Crying 2.
Crying 2.
Crying.
Crying.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
December 31st, 2999.
December 31st, 2999.
Do you have idiots on your planet?
Do you have idiots on your planet?
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
Do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Forget it.
Forget it.
Fry.
Fry.
Fry.
Fry.
Futurama Leela Crying 2
Futurama Leela Crying 2
Futurama Leela Good 2
Futurama Leela Good 2
Good afternoon, Sir.
Good afternoon, Sir.
Great idea.
Great idea.
Hello, I'm Leah.
Hello, I'm Leah.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
How's business?
How's business?
I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
I can't believe it. I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
I can't believe it. I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
I can't.
I can't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need help.
I don't need help.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I have a fiance now.
I have a fiance now.
I just have one last question for you.
I just have one last question for you.
I never loved you.
I never loved you.
I think you're overreacting.
I think you're overreacting.
I'm a Cyclops. I'm a spaceship captain. I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
I'm a Cyclops. I'm a spaceship captain. I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
I'm a woman, if that's what you mean.
I'm a woman, if that's what you mean.
I'm getting along just fine, thank you.
I'm getting along just fine, thank you.
I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.
I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.
I'm Leila.
I'm Leila.
I'm Leila.
I'm Leila.
I'm not deaf.
I'm not deaf.
I'm not really in the mood.
I'm not really in the mood.
I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man.
I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man.
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
I've dreamed of this moment all my life.
If we could speak seriously for a moment.
If we could speak seriously for a moment.
It's December 21st, 2999
It's December 21st, 2999
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
Lots of people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.
Lots of people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.
My God.
My God.
Nah
Nah
Never mind the words.
Never mind the words.
NO。
NO。
Oh crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
Oh crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
Oh please.
Oh please.
Oh, great. Captain Moron has a plan.
Oh, great. Captain Moron has a plan.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I give up.
Oh, I give up.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Out of a cannon into the sun.
Out of a cannon into the sun.
Ow!
Ow!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Robots from the Sunset Squad take you to a mysterious planet and you never return.
Robots from the Sunset Squad take you to a mysterious planet and you never return.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Stop goofing off.
Stop goofing off.
Sure, OK.
Sure, OK.
Swallow your food, then talk.
Swallow your food, then talk.
Take it off or I'll break it off.
Take it off or I'll break it off.
That's a stupid question.
That's a stupid question.
That's it. I'll take you on right now.
That's it. I'll take you on right now.
That's kind of pathetic.
That's kind of pathetic.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
This doesn't make any sense.
This doesn't make any sense.
This is Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
This is Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
This is your own fault for being such an idiot.
This is your own fault for being such an idiot.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Um.
Um.
Umm. Well uh.
Umm. Well uh.
We can't, you bastard.
We can't, you bastard.
Well, that's tough.
Well, that's tough.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you do for a living?
What do you do for a living?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you people want?
What do you people want?
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
What happened?
What happened?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
What the hell were you doing?
What the hell were you doing?
What?
What?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
When I was growing up at the Orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.
When I was growing up at the Orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.
Where were you at 10:00 PM last night?
Where were you at 10:00 PM last night?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?
Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?
Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
YES。
YES。
You big fat liar.
You big fat liar.
You don't know anyone.
You don't know anyone.
You don't know how to do any of those things.
You don't know how to do any of those things.
You got to do what you got to do.
You got to do what you got to do.
You guys were totally out of control.
You guys were totally out of control.
You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.
You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.
You haven't been to work in three days.
You haven't been to work in three days.
You shut up.
You shut up.
You won't last two weeks.
You won't last two weeks.
You're 3 hours late.
You're 3 hours late.
You're blackmailing me.
You're blackmailing me.
You're vegetarians. Who cares what you do?
You're vegetarians. Who cares what you do?
You're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.
You're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.
You've been assigned the job your best at just like everyone else.
You've been assigned the job your best at just like everyone else.
Zao Brannigan.
Zao Brannigan.
ZAP Brannigan.
ZAP Brannigan.
5 minutes.
5 minutes.
15 minutes.
15 minutes.
25 minutes.
25 minutes.
200,000.
200,000.
2999.
2999.