Johnny Drama Soundboard Edit

Actually, Johnny, Marjorie and I were talking and we thought we'd mix things up a bit. Mix things up a bit, huh? I thought I reminded you of your son's friend, the one I always wanted to fuck. Oh, ...

And I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her. Why not? Because it's me. No, no, no, no. Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I asked for. Yeah.

Anyone looking at me? No. Keep watching. Someone will.

Doctor brothers. Yes. Hi. I'm a big fan. Ohh thank you. This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes you wake up in the morning fully tempted. Any advice? Well at your age, consider yourself lucky. ...

Good movie. You're going to need all your facilities. My what? Did I say that wrong?

Hey, pal. You want to sit down? You're about to miss the best part of the whole movie. I have to use the bathroom. Sit down.

Hey, turtle. Hey, man. Hey, Eric. How you doing? Are you guys going at Motorola party tonight? Wow, nobody says hi to me.

Horrible. Harvold, it's on. Yes. Can we get a picture with you? My booth opens at 6:00 PM. Autographs 10. Pictures 20. I have a flight at 5:00 o'clock maybe next year son.

How fucking old are you driver? 31 get off my ass.

I love you guys too.

I love you too.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say no because I ain't going anywhere till I get my free cup of coffee. Jesus Christ, comma, what the fuck did dis...

Know what I'm saying?

Like you right here, college boys.

Look up. I wanna ask you, what do you do for your legs, man? What? How do you get them looking so good? Advice man. Your brother's a freak. Later, man. See you. Honey, what's up with you in the leg?

Look, I just wanted to run something by you before I pitch it to the director. What is it? In the comforting scene, I thought that maybe a little kiss might add some pathos. Kiss. Yeah. Nothing cra...

My ass go around me. Could you pull over? Let me drive. You really find it necessary to drive off my ass up? Yeah. Do you believe this guy? Fucking locals. Fuck you, Tony. Take it easy, drama. If y...

Oh, there he is, the bigger TV star. I'm actually what's the haps you are. You're the talk of the whole shop. Hope your show don't get cancelled because everyone get really depressed around here.

Peace Corps, huh? Where you going to be stationed? Sudan. Sudan is. It's called Jackass.

So what have you been doing lately, John? You working at all? I've been working steady for the last 12 years, minus the last three. Well, I'll fight for you. But I can't lie, it's not going to be e...

Thank you God.

Thank you God. Victor.

That's what good actors do. They listen. Right, Johnny? Yeah.

The Ultimate Guide cry movie. He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive. Bang, he moves right in his tears will basically act as a lubricant.

Victor.

Victor.

Vincent chase? Really. He's great. Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother. No.

We want to talk to Saigon about this. Where'd you get that? Yo, don't sweat it, bro. We ain't the popos fucking calling, bro.

Weed is a gateway drug, son. One day you'll lighten up in full view of a dozen adults at a bot mitzvah, the next you're cruising Santa Monica Blvd, offering hand jobs for crack rock.

Well, I mean, nobody appreciates their girlfriend until they get herpes from the next broad.

What direction is that? That's E, you idiot. It's W idiot. I mean, in New York, it's East West Myrtle.

What's up? Huh. You keep staring. What's up? Oh, it's just. I ask you a question, you know what? That was real. They implants. What really cares, bro? Are you joking?

You know, there's no way I can do it this right drama. Yeah, I get it. Totally. You don't have to just sit there and hold your Dick and don't fuck it up for me.

You should have started dating her next week, bro. You just saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Larossa week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her week after. No chocol...

You're gonna love it. He ain't an Italian sports car 94. There were delights. You had a Fiat trauma. Italian nonetheless.

Your headshots, they're setting us back. I've had those shots since 92. They've been great. What's the problem? The problem is people get annoyed when they expect to see a 24 year old.

30 quit cigarettes, not pussy.