Clone High - Season 1 Edit

A giant needs a haircut!

A new, wicked food product that lives where X Stream meets Blu!

A painful, painful plan.

A shallow ploy, by Racist Mammy Breakfast Foods,

Aaabe? You know what you have to do.

Abe actually likes Cleo. A girl.

Abe Lincoln, don't!

Abe Lincoln, for student body president

Abe, Abe! Your speech wasn't that bad!

Abe, do you have a celibacy wish?

Abe, I just polled everyone in the girl's bathroom.

Abe, I want you.

Abe, I want you.

Abe, it all comes down to...

Abe, there's nothing to worry about.

Abe, we put out an APB on your missing friend.

Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser?

Abe, you should run.

Abe, you've gotta help me!

Abe!

Abe! Hi, I just finished my film, and it really expresses my true

Abe?

Abe? Abe? Abe, why is my name on the program?

Abe.

Abe.

Abe. I think you're bleeding.

Abe. I'm really confused about my feelings right now

Abe's a tot muncher!

Abe's competition with JFK heats up at the school election

Abraham Lincoln.

Acceptance.

Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants

Actually, Cleo says it would kill the piranhas.

Actually, we're sponsored by Puma.

ADD is not infectious

ADD?

After consulting, a random person on the telephone,

Ah, good thing there was no one around to see that

All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me,

All right, they're geeks, but we have better things to do

All students are special at Clone High,

All the pictures of him I have over my bed are coming down!

Allow me to confer with my associates

Allow me to dry you off...

Am I having a nightmare?

Am I..

Amigo? Buddy? Fella? Where are you, guy?

And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.

And a nice sensitive guy

And a thermos full of tranquillisers, thank you very much.

And Abe found a new form of recreation

And Abe? I'll see you, at the movies.

And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!

And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!

And all you gotta do, is abandon your values,

And became a non stop..

And by will, I mean won't!

And come back to my soundproofed basement.

And el capitan of the f~~tbol team,

And every moment we spend together

And everyone else will forget about what a big big big big loser you are

And everyone in school treats him like kinda leper!

And for a fundraiser,

And go!

And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out,

And he inspired a generation of young people!

And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!

And his various African American bandleaders!

And I don't need the electronic help muddling it up!

And I don't wanna exaggerate the importance of it,

And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.

And I would like to reply by uh, taking my shirt off!

And I'll be home in time for Jay Leeno!

And I'll see you next time, at Clone High.

And I'm looking for volunteers.

And I'm not going to ignore it.

And I'm running for student body president!

And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch!

And if there's one thing I've learned about money,

And it doesn't change things?

And it's from you backstabbing me.

And look at this place!

And make... super lemons.

And Mother Teresa's got that teen slasher sex romp.

And none of you are twenty one, are you?

And now I'm shooting that wad.

And now. He risks his ass...

And on this podium,

And promote their product by doing some dangerous extreme sports related stunts!

And removes plaque from hard to brush areas.

And run the film fest,

And something tragic may or may not happen

And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!

And speaking of without you, go hide in the kitchen.

And special guest star Marilyn Manson

And that's out of, my friendship.

And then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.

And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know,

And then one day someone will say "How are you, Joan?"

And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices,

And then...

And these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?

And they perpetuate racial stereotypes.

AND TOTALLY INITIAL ARTICLE SEVEN!

And turn the school into an ad for some profit hungry corporation?

And use them in an expensive clone themed amusement park,

And we want you to get up out of your seats and clap your hands to the beat!

And what he always does

And what will become of Gandhi?

And who's named Abe.

And will now be seen in widescreen.

And without the sweater vest!

And you can't win the election without my help.

And you gave them the means to do it.

And you had me transferred to another home?

And you know what hurts the most, Joan?

And you know what your answer will be?

And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.

And you won't believe what it's called.

And you, the audience, were moved very, very deeply.

And you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier,

And you're not gonna get it!

And, flossing keeps gums healthy

And, go!

And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.

Answer the question!

Any ideas on how to get the beer?

Anyone for coffee, anyone?

Anyone for scones?

Anyway, Abe, JFK's having a party Friday.

Are those longer sideburns?

Are you over twenty one?

Are you sure this is the best way to do research?

Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?

Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'?

Aren't you, Abe?

As in uh, "Oh, I'm so angry I I could piss glue".

As president of the student body,

As you recall, I do those, with my lats, on Wednesdays!

Ask not what your student body president can do for you!

Ask what you can do to your student body president's body!

At first, I thought you were wack, Black.

At least it can't any worse.

At least it can't get any better!

Attention students.

Aw yeah. Casting couch.

Awareness.

B, D, B, C, C, A, D,

Baby was born that way.

Baby, a lot of people liked the original JFK because he was such a caring leader,

Baby?

Back to you, Kojack.

Basically.

Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.

Be there at eight!

Because a real leader does what Abe just did,

Because God has a plan for all of us.

Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt

Because if I was awake, those cue cards would be written in CALLIGRAPHY!

Because it deserves to be.

Because it's raining style!

Because mine was the only film that was truely personal

Because they are special.

Because today I'm gonna be your care iff.

Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.

Because you all look out of this wooorld.

Because you will be

Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss Of Arc.

Behold it!

Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted... sweater vest.

Besides illegal?

Best dudes forever, Abe?

Best dudes forever?

Better keep your story straight.

Black and Tan!

BLASPHEMY!

Bling bling

Bling, bling.

Blushi!

Board of Shadowy Figures,

Bobby!

Bobby!

Boob wise.

Book book book book book book book book

Booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.

Bro?

Bueno momento, Black and Tan.

But dammit, I still care

But he's avoiding the fact that X Stream Blu

But I can see certain things loud and clear.

But I didn't bring my dance skins.

But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.

But I'm not match for that gang of snow sharks!

But I'm the treasurer!

But in many ways, they're the same

But it's cold and flu season.

But it's not about them

But it's too late for that now, isn't it?

But knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it

But not too firm, just like the Lord!

But now Cleo's got her epic, Gandhi's doing his cop movie,

But now I'm seeing you as a cool guy

But now, I'm hearing voices.

But now, we've both learned that when east meets west, it's deadly!

But now...

But now... Oh, JFK.

But only some students are ostracised

But she was the first girl that gave me er,

But she's a realy glood dancer

But shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan

But soon someone else will make an even bigger ass of themselves,

But that riot was unacceptable.

But the speech itself

But then again, it is rhythmed

But then my roommate

But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most,

But there's just one thing I don't understand, Doctor Manson.

But there's no way out of this place.

But there's this guy at work who totally hates me

But today it is unlawful, to bottle 'em up.

But we both know that even an angry woman

But we had such a wonderful time

But we're gonna be together forever.

But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible,

But what should we do with all this X Stream Blu?

But where, can I find, the mist?

But who?

But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people!

But you don't understand!

But you just haven't told her yet, and go!

But you know you have to do what he tells you hey,

But, first and foremost,

But, Wesley...

Buy American

By checking you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!

By the by, could I have two million dollars?

C'mon Abe, it's me

Can we make out now?

Can't claw through steel that's two feet thick!

Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?

Captain, of the football team,

Carl, it is not his fault.

Carpool to JFK's party, you know,

Celine Dion athon, Celine Dion athon.

Check it out.

Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a ferris wheel!

Check this out!

Classic!

Cleo will never take your place as my best friend.

Cleo, I care about you.

Cleo, uh, what're you doing here?

Cleo! Why are you crying?

Cleopatra voted with her student body.

Cleopatra, comin' at ya!

Cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how...

Clone of Karen Carpenter thin.

Clumsy, Joan. Reeaally clumsy.

Coffee, Wesley?

Coffee?

Colon, "A Rope Of Sand".

Come on Abe. Leave your friends behind,

Come on now! Talk to me!

Come on, she's drunk!

Coming up, we've got a rock crusade!

Completely insane.

Could it be any more obvious?

Could run, win, abolish term limits,

Cut. No no no, man.

Daaaad!

Daaaamn.

Dads!

Dammit, Gandhi!

Dammit!

Dammit.

Damn coal powered projectors!

Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting!

Dead presidents, Mr B!

Death maze, huh?

Dental dam!

Did you just screw yourself!

Dinger!

Dinger!

Dirty, dirty term limits

Do I know you?

Do you have a BB gun?

Do you know the story of Joan of Arc?

Do you mind?

Do you think it's too much?

Do you want that on your shoulders, pal?

Doctor Scudworth.

Does a sunset have a soundtrack featuring Smash Mouth?

Doesn't that blow your mind?

Don't feel alone.

Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend

Don't know why.

Don't let him see you cry.

Don't mention it...

Don't touch me, Gandhi

Don't worry, bro! Blushi gonna stream it hardcore!

Don't worry, bro.

Don't you know me?

Dude, don't leave me hanging.

Dude, that's a three story drop!

Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,

Dude! That was not cool!

Dying?

Easy.

Eat right every day!

Eat shell!

Egg whites only.

Elected president.

EMAIL!

Even if I have to do it for you.

Even if it makes him look like a jackass.

Everybody get naked!

Everybody!

Except for that one... where's he's under the tree with his shirt off.

Except Joan's film, which has somehow expanded in the fire,

Experimental video art,

Fantastic! Now we'll never have another riot!

Feel free to say anything,

Feelings!

Fellow students,

Film at Clone High used to be just you and Andy Warhol and your disturbing art films.

Film fest! Film Fest!

Finally, a film that perfectly expresses all of my feelings for Abe.

Finally, I won't be running for re election this year

Finally! The voices!

Fine

Fine, whatever!

Fine. I'll go wait for you by the gauze.

FLIP A NOLLIE AND TURN IT UP!

Flip the pool!

Folks, for my next totally outrageous campaign stunt,

Folks, you all know me.

Food! IIIII looooove yooooou!

Fools and liberals!

For dry erase markers and such!

For four days straight, Gandhi ate nothing but...

For giggles, I'm going to keep saying no until you turn the TV off.

For herpes awareness?

For my rebuttal, I'd like to dramatically gesture

For showing me how to be a real ass leader.

For the X Stream Blu, Mega Crew!

For this reason, I hereby volunteer to organise the first annual

For those who have a conflicting class with AP Physics!

For what, is more powerful, than a high school PRINCIPAL!!

Forget what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time.

Forgot to wash my hands!

Forty minutes of non stop Amy Grant!

Friend?

From Mena Suvari's enormous forehead!

From your brain to my heart

Gaaaaaaaaaaaandhiiiiiii!

Gabe Linkoln.

Gandhi

Gandhi provides some sort of comic relief.

Gandhi stop, you're out of control!

Gandhi, I think it's really big of you

Gandhi, no!

Gandhi, this year is going to be different.

Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.

Gandhi! This character is not me.

Gandhi?

Gandhi? Get on up here and dance!

Gandhi.

Gandhi. We had every class together last year?

Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now

Gay foster dads?

Get out your funbrella, Mr B!

Get the hell out of here! You are not my son!

Girlfriend Cleo.

Give it!

Go ahead. I'm here for you

Go away, Sigmund Freud.

Go for the jerk!

Go on man, do it. I want you to.

Go to hell, Señor Peanie!

Go with the nicer guy.

God won't stop talking to me

God's messages can be a total drag.

Good day, Gandhi. Good day!

Good luck.

Good night, Joan. Good night.

Good title. It draws the reader in

Good! I'll use a big font, futz with the margins...

Goodbye, Joan

Goodbye, Joan

Great idea, Joan.

Great question! Have a t shirt!

Guys, come on in here, man!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you love A abe!

Had he the tools to do so.

Hall monitor!

Hark!

Hasn't anyone here grown at all?

He calls everyone Wesley.

He coughed!

He doesn't want to not ruin the friendship.

He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone!

He stands up for the right thing,

He'd also like you to believe that he's not a baby eater.

He's going, home.

He's making empty promises and detailing his workout routine.

He's never gone on record saying he isn't.

He's not gay or anything.

He's sad.

Heart wise. Like my film.

Heather, I have a message for you.

Hello

Hello, Clone High!

Hello, cohorts.

Hello?

Here is my soul, friends. My soul.

Here's what we're gonna do

Hey Cleo.

Hey everybody, it's a keg of beer!

Hey everybody, it's me, Abe!

Hey everybody!

Hey everyone, I'm Tyler, that's Paco,

Hey Joan, cool stun gun!

Hey man, Gandhi's anti violence, not anti comedy.

Hey man, would you stay if I rewrote your character?

Hey there, president. That's a cute collar.

Hey uh,

Hey uh, Principal, look!

Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies?

Hey, check out that stray puppy!

Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow!

Hey, Cleo.

Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!

Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!

Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys?

Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

Hey, don't worry man, your problems are answered.

Hey, get off my dinghy!

Hey, I thought you had to work the hotline tonight.

Hey, is there a time limit on the films?

Hey, Joan. What was that you were saying quietly?

Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead!

Hey, stud.

Hey, take a hit, relax

Hey, turn that frown upside down, Abe.

Hey, what's this?

Hey, whatever you're into.

Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better?

Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?

Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral.

Hey, you're reading my book.

Hey. Am I on speakerphone?

Hi Abe.

Hi Cleo.

Hi ho, guv'ner.

Hi there, friend.

Hi, Abe. My film is really coming along.

Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed...

Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer

High five, racial pride!

Hilarious!

His power is in the mix

His power is in the mix!

His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours

Hiya, Kennedy.

Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe.

Hop on, it's pram sports you!

HOT SAUCE!

How are you, underage drinking?

How can I get close to the students?

How can this be?

How committed I am to community service.

How could I be embarrassed by a friend?

How dare you insult that big chinned everyman

How do I get everyone to like me?

How do you mean?

How do you respond to the criticism that,

How does a growing boy like me eat a healthy, balanced diet?

How many times have I told you not to say that?

How me.

How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle?

Huh guys?

Hush, hush.

I admire her commitment to community service

I admire her commitment to community service.

I always fail!

I am so funny.

I am so on today!

I am so sorry.

I am twenty one.

I am uh, not gonna open up to you!

I am willing to be paid two million dollars.

I became a cynical, angst ridden goth girl.

I brought you some fries.

I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.

I can't bear to talk about it.

I can't believe it, ay.

I can't believe that JFK is running unopposed.

I can't believe we got Elanor Roosevelt as a gym teacher

I can't hear you, Clone High!

I can't see, due to the glare,

I can't wait to eat this

I choose you.

I come here whenever I break up with JFK

I come out here to think sometimes.

I couldn't've done it without you, Mr B!

I did

I did, but I didn't say anything.

I don't care, I'm goin' for it.

I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.

I don't know how to say this.

I don't like those movies, Mahatma.

I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit

I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.

I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila!

I don't want the power of this sweater no more!

I doubt it.

I er uh,

I felt so alone

I finally I have the acceptance I've so craved!

I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers!

I found your film in the trash can and I submitted it.

I gave you one of my kidneys?

I got dibs on that Cleopatra broad, so back off!

I guess I was just looking for what all of us are.

I guess it is.

I guess it wasn't magic after all!

I guess what I'm trying to say is,

I guess you proved to him you understand

I hate this school.

I have a rash on my back.

I have left the building.

I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!

I have my own plans for these clones.

I have several.

I have this ass kicking idea for the film fest

I have your baby in me, giraffe!

I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!

I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the mad sciences from ASU!

I hope I see you there.

I intend to ride said ramp. Gandhi?

I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.

I invaded her Bay of Pigs. If you catch my meaning.

I just felt so exposed,

I just love underage drinking

I just... don't think...

I knew it!

I knew the polls did you say I was winning?!

I know teenagers have an awful lot of confusing feelings,

I know what you're after, Joan.

I know?

I like cotton candy.

I live in Hollywood.

I love you

I love you, JFK!

I love you.

I mean together, we'll fight for things that really matter,

I mean, that assembly was like this boom this!

I mean, you'd think with a school full of world leaders,

I miss him.

I need a minute to think about this.

I need some time to be alone!

I need someone to comfort me.

I need to observe the teenagers in their element.

I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.

I see.

I should've used a stabbing metaphor,

I spent all summer on my high fives and my finger snaps

I stand corrected.

I suck!

I think God left one last song in me.

I think I just...

I think I know what you're saying.

I think I'll pour this sports drink all over myself

I think I'll take my shirt off

I think maybe 'cause of your condition,

I think this is an issue we should talk about

I thought he was a macho, womanising stud,

I used a little something called symbolism.

I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just... running

I wanna manage your campaign.

I want your voice to weep with honesty and truth!

I was humiliated, degraded, judged

I was on that cross country team!

I was only trying to help, Abe.

I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.

I was working on it, and I tried to email it to myself,

I was your foster brother for ten years

I will be Diane Fossy, and they the gorillas.

I will ride this board,

I will see you there.

I wish I'd seen you more over the summer but,

I won! And I didn't even scuff my loafers!

I would love to!

I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier.

I, you know, I gotta take a... okay.

I... uh, I could only get non alcoholic beer.

I'd like to help.

I'd like to you meet Mr Butlertron.

I'd shake your hands, but you know. Peanut arms!

I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet

I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too!

I'll get the beer.

I'll never make it.

I'll overlook your little gym class disruption

I'll run the symptoms through my computer.

I'll say.

I'll title it, "What's It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone"

I'm a albatross!

I'm a pony

I'm also the... first mostly human clone.

I'm an albatross!

I'm doing an autobiography called

I'm forwarding Oo!

I'm going right now.

I'm going to need one milligram of sub cue glucagon, stat!

I'm gonna be uh, busy nailing this kinky broad for the next fifteen minutes!

I'm gonna date a lot more this year.

I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom!

I'm Happy.

I'm here because I can't stand Abe being Cleo's puppet

I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.

I'm just feeling sad.

I'm kinda tired.

I'm not fit to be president.

I'm not twenty one!

I'm off the project!

I'm Ottawa's Tom Green,

I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you

I'm so glad you're getting the beer tonight.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry uh, Van Gough, could you speak up?

I'm sorry, is somebody talking?

I'm sorry, Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.

I'm surprised Cleopatra didn't fill the moat with acid.

I'm talking to you, Doug

I'm taller I've got slightly bigger sideburns...

I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it?

I'm the number five!

I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.

I'm up!

I'm up.

I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!

I've come to a decision.

I've gotta go console her.

I've never sat here in the popular section before.

I've never seen so few fans at a cross country meet

I've seen it on Happy Days, watch. In three. Two. One.

If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak,

If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.

If I only knew what fears and insecurities were holding me back.

If I run for president, I can get Cleo to like me

If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me

If that were me, I would totally kill myself.

If the clerk asks if you're over twenty one, say yes, got it?

If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free!

If you don't express yourself, you'll just keep saying "fine"

If you'll help me with a report I'm writing.

If you're implying that I intend to steal the clones away from you,

Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span

In person

In thirty five millimetre.

In your film

Instead of having me gold plated and lowered?

Invited, that is.

Is a relatively inexpensive way to express oneself, I guess.

Is it something you eat?

Is mad packed with all nine essential nutrimites to fortify your X zone!

Is maturing according to schedule.

Is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.

Is not really much of a problem..

Is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD!

Is that water leaking out of your face?

Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather?

Isn't there?

It all started freshman year, I was...

It can't be true.

It comes in a totally sick wide mouthed squeeze bottle!

It doesn't work that way, Gandhi.

It is I, George Washington Carver.

It is my professional opinion, as a singer and a licensed doctor,

It just makes sense.

It was because I didn't wanna touch you

It was hot.

It wasn't because I don't care about you

IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!

It's about these two cops, and they're different,

It's an awareness unfair

It's been hard for me because I'm trying to win over Cleo,

It's everything I've been wadding up the sad chamber of my heart!

It's first class all the way.

It's just... I always saw you as this honest guy,

It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

It's never too early for your first time.

It's not safe, this table's not even bussed!

It's okay, officer, I found her.

It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint in a blue sports bottle.

It's Ricky Martin, huh?

It's so hard to choose

It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing

It's staring me, and check this out, it's staring you!

It's term limits, Jack

It's that it never runs out!

It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours!

It's time for the presidential fitness test!

It's totally freaking me out!

It's true, it's everywhere!

It's uh, like that but more gay!

It's... non alcoholic beer.

J! F! K!

Jeez Abe, you grew like, a foot.

Jeez, that guy's like 45!

Jermone hooked up with Lupé?

Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party

Jesús Cristo,

Jesús? God's power is in the mix!

Jesus Gandhi, how could you?

Jesus saves, and so will we,

JFK and Cleo break up for reals.

JFK will be having a huge kegger night.

JFK would like to thank Joan of Arc for her help on this ad!

JFK'll take a little sugar right now!

Joan and Cleo duke it out, lady style

Joan made a declaration.

Joan of Arc, don't think about the moat in terms of its devisive ignorance,

Joan of Arc! On top!

Joan, do you ever like someone so much you're afraid

Joan, I almost forgot to pick up your

Joan, isn't there just one thing in that beautiful and honest heart of yours

Joan! Thank God you're okay!

Joooooaaaan!

Just don't touch me

Just give me a few more minutes of denial.

Just like the real Abe Lincoln would've done,

Just make it to the... kitchen.

JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT ASS CONTRACT!

Keep yer damn fries.

Kennedy, I have a proposition for you.

Labelled "Dr Scudworth's Evil Plan"?

Last one there's a rotten huevo!

Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old

Laughed so hard in my life

Learning to fight crime together as buddies!

Let. Them. Go.

Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!

Let's go surf the internet!

Let's lock him up like a diabetic!

Let's practice again.

Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book

Liiick the book.