30 Rock - Season 7 Edit

A as in the Fonzie noise.

A beautiful little baby.

A birthday card.

A blue spruce

A bunch of cavemen sitting around,

A cheap albino lesbian. A finger with teeth.

A city built on the religion of capitalism,

A closer friendship with you that includes road trips. Your turn.

A clown.

A comedy about two jive talking con men hiding out in a monastery.

A commissary that has Taco Tuesdays again.

A day when it makes sense to have a drink or two.

A down on his luck but muscular Santa Claus.

A Facebook that wasn't crawling with old, bald guys?

A filthy hippie to make her feel Bohemian.

A former TGS employee has filed a harassment lawsuit

A free deviled egg at that cool new deviled egg place.

A gay relationship with Socrates.

A good person doesn't intentionally do a bad job.

A ha, so this is about politics!

A head has five holes, and they are all needed.

A Hummel someone left on the radiator

A hundred grand to keep my mouth shut.

A ladies' brunch.

A lady doctor. Oh, my God!

A lot of people are making Wild assumptions today.

A magazine has said that Jenna is 56.

A middle aged divorcee falls in love

A monkey?

A Mr. Donaghy here for you.

A New York City detective solves crimes

A percentage of the film's profits

A perfect song!

A presentation from you tonight

A seventh grade education, hepatitis D,

A ship Bobs in the Lee tide

A show about a dentist's office, where the sassy hygienist

A show I am very excited about.

A single decision on this absentee ballot.

A super expensive period piece starring a middle aged woman.

A toy I am too old for

A woman writer living in New York

A wonderful treat!

A world without arts programs sounds terrible.

A.S.S.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About a giraffe who learns he doesn't have to work hard.

About adopting an older kid?

About attitudes towards marriage changing forever

About bringing my marble collection to work.

About Hazel

About Kaylie's father.

About the woman who designed all of Pat Summitt's blazers.

About whether women are funnier than monkeys.

About wishing life could be like TV.

About your mother's late in life lez out?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Accepting the way other people see us can be difficult.

According to a movie that I watched part of.

According to the National Weather Service,

According to this, the electorate there is impossible to predict.

Action!

Action.

Actually, Jack, I've decided to continue living as Jan Foster.

Actually, Kenneth, I agree.

Actually, Kristy, we'd like to talk about our amazing upcoming project.

Actually, no. Ohio's definitely going for Romney.

Adolf Paas?

Affleck's finally going to get that Oscar.

After all I've done for you.

After all these years, I finally have it all.

After all, that's what Colleen did.

After college I'm gonna have to go into publishing and...

After seven years, you'll finally have a life.

After their TV shows had ended.

After tonight, I feel like Lemon and I could go our separate ways

After tonight, you may not see any of us ever again.

After you both ran out of clean clothes.

Against the wedding industrial complex.

Against this production and both of you individually.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! You can't go in there!

Ah, got it.

Ah, great, they must have gotten this picture

Ah, I see.

Ah, listen, Jack, thank you

Ah, Tracy, thank you for coming.

Ah, Tracy, thank you for coming.

Ah, why don't you both have a seat?

Ah!

Ah. Now, I'm not a woman,

Ahh!

Ain't nobody touch my clock.

AirBike Flight 124 out of Houston's George Bush Airport.

Alisters always have surprise weddings now, Liz.

All day, all night, baby.

All day...

All episodes of TGS.

All her biggest diva freakouts are on this DVD.

All I care about is which jazz club I'm going to tonight.

All I had to do was see straight through it,

All I have to do is figure out Jenna's password.

All I want is for you to be happy.

All of it. I mean, right now my feet are kind of like babies.

All of whom love Obama.

All over your penis

All right, but we'd like to talk to you about Kenny.

All right, Lemon, you got me.

All right, settle down.

All right, that's it!

All right.

All right.

All right. You can knock it off now, mother.

All she wants to do is talk about boys and text on her phone,

All television is beneath me!

All that counts is what's inside...

All the people that I care about are here.

All these years I've always been able to look at you

All this says is, What if the Jolly Green Giant was horny?

All this talk of Great Escaping and Pokémons got me thinking.

All those foster parents talking about adopting me and never did.

All we need is DNA.

All with a red exclamation point?

Almost as much as I love chowder!

Already? It's three weeks away.

Alrighty then.

Also you need to tell your Aunt Mary,

Also you're out of shrimp!

Also, I called in a fake Page Six item about how young Jenna is.

Also, I found a bunch of your pre nosejob headshots.

Also, I put all the new promos on your computer.

Also, maybe I was never attracted to you

Also, since this is a surprise wedding,

Also... I want to wear a T shirt, promote my website.

Although he has been acting a little different since yesterday.

Although I can never match that amazing color.

Although I didn't

Although I've only been on this boat a minute,

Although that would be awesome.

Although the one time I did send her on an errand,

Am I crying?

Am I depressed?

Am I not blonde enough?

Am I supposed to drop this on the floor?

America doesn't want to see me.

America wants to see...

America!

America. That's my boy.

America's number one motorized stair climber.

Americans don't want to think.

Americans for an American America.

Amerigo Vespucci. Who cares?

An alliance.

An assload.

An hour if the bowling tournament ends early,

An upward spiral.

Analyze, Strategize, Succeed

And a basketball court at the White House!

And a German guy who wants to eat somebody.

And a pair you can do something with.

And a pillowcase full of meth.

And a room full of rich people can change the world.

And a tiny little part of me that I hate

And act like selfish children.

And acting is all cheap tricks that any child or monkey could do.

And all night.

And answer it.

And anyone who tells you differently is a fool.

And asked him to seduce Hazel.

And at work, I am taking the bull by the horns.

And be expected to have sex after?

And be home with your sharks

And besmirching the name of a good American.

And both sides being right is like kissing your sister.

And build something better out of the rubble.

And came crawling back.

And Colleen is looking down on you right now,

And David Crosby to my birthday party!

And did he worry about being wrong? No.

And do you like the information channel you get when you stay in a hotel?

And doesn't notice that she's texting her real boyfriend from his bed?

And don't be so sure about Jenna's politics.

And Ed Begley, Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.

And Elaine May, and did you know

And even Gunter's having doubts.

And even if they work,

And even those who hate me, the unwashed socialist horde,

And even though right now I'm concentrating on being a mom

And even though Shanice said

And everyone applauded and cried?

And everyone leaves because no one can top it.

And explain how my character can go through walls.

And feel better about myself.

And flash my breasts at the Empire State Building.

And for a woman People magazine once called,

And for some reason they are strongly in favor of gay marriage.

And forget about their problems when they watch TV.

And from now on,

And have a totally different story?

And having been shot and left for dead

And Hazel says she's saving herself for a Grade A pork machine.

And he's got a suitcase like he's going on a business trip.

And help my hair mentor, Mitt Romney,

And her friends? She'll cut people off for doing nothing.

And how do we know that God isn't a tree?

And how do you think old Hank Hooper is gonna take that, Kaylie?

And how many prisoners do you have in this little stalag?

And how! You're looking at the Deputy Chief

And how's tanking NBC going? Is Hank ready to sell?

And hymen demolishers. You know what happened to me.

And I always pictured myself

And I am its high priest

And I am not gonna waste my time engaging you on this topic.

And I am one punch away from getting

And I am referring, of course, to your... digestive failings.

And I am so honored to be taking your first and last name.

And I am Todd Debeikis!

And I am told she got married yesterday,

And I applied for a job as a drama teacher at Kaylie's school.

And I came here today to...

And I can't be picky whatever it takes.

And I can't believe I'm pulling this off!

And I crushed it!

And I didn't come here looking for something to do.

And I didn't like what I saw

And I didn't super duper finish law school, so...

And I didn't. Every one of Tracy's lines last night

And I don't care how I have to get you there.

And I don't even want to think about my mother!

And I don't know how much more I can take!

And I don't know what Pete's doing!

And I don't mean those two Santas I saw kissing on the subway.

And I don't want to lie about it.

And I don't want you to interrupt me until I'm done.

And I got Octavia Spencer to play the lead

And I have never shut down an orphanage.

And I haven't been able to move you an inch.

And I hope it's gay Male gay!

And I just completed my year of mourning,

And I know those pots aren't flowers.

And I love the sexual harassment thing.

And I need quadruple bunion surgery.

And I never sent in those test results at all?

And I promise not to make fun of you

And I promise to always pour antibiotics

And I promise, as soon as I figure out

And I promise, as soon as I figure out

And I suggested that we wear sleep masks.

And I think we switched brains.

And I thought I was eating eggs.

And I threatened to do it!

And I truly believe that one rich person

And I want my most experienced page to lead it.

And I want to make sure I'm doing everything I can to make her happy.

And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years

And I was fine with it.

And I was fine with that, too.

And I was gonna visit MGM Studios.

And I was jealous of her.

And I was the first person to say,

And I was thinking we'd just lay off the political stuff

And I wasn't sure how you take your coffee. So, mouth or enema?

And I win about half the time.

And I would certainly never tank on my friend Jenna.

And I would hate to use it here and have you think

And I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you,

And I'd really love for you to be there.

And I'll be dead like that.

And I'll be NBC's head of publicity.

And I'll be the piece of gum on the floor

And I'll forget to call.

And I'll have to eat the ticket unless

And I'll see on TV that it's your birthday

And I'm an aspiring actress

And I'm going to put on deodorant,

And I'm gonna be gone... Just like that.

And I'm mad at your success, but I'm pretending it's something else!

And I'm more of a Diane Lane ageless beauty.

And I'm not talking about my gout.

And I'm probably not going to be alive when it comes out.

And I'm sorry you weren't at my wedding.

And I'm still 90% right.

And I'm sure we'll get to do it again sometime.

And I'm turning them into more profitable stairs.

And I'm using them all up just trying to help you.

And I'm your boss. I own you.

And I've got a hotel room and a latex allergy,

And if he doesn't sell, I'll spend the rest of my career

And if he ever wakes up from that coma, I'm dead!

And if I don't ! Oh! Aah!

And if I'm not a recurring character,

And if she eats both, that means life is full of unknowable gray areas.

And if there's an emergency, your wheelchair's right outside.

And if they did come to blows, it would be, uh...

And if we can't get that feeling back tonight,

And if we figured this out,

And if you can be my eyes and ears while I'm stuck on the couch,

And if you can, get hit by a car.

And in her apartment there was a black and white photograph

And it did not go well.

And it doesn't end there. Because my people are everywhere.

And it doesn't matter if you went to Harvard Business School or

And it only counts when it's actually on your birthday.

And it was spectacular.

And it will be replacing Kabletown's, uh, kitten in spaghetti

And it's about seeing your friends Matt and Savannah and your butler Al.

And it's going great.

And it's never gonna happen.

And it's not getting any easier

And it's not just politics.

And it's Thanksgiving.

And Jenna Maroney would get every part.

And just let him read his Hustlers without ever telling him I was a fan.

And know lots of business terms like meeting and envelope,

And LaDarius here gave me this pamphlet.

And learn from each other, just like on TV.

And like a silverbacked gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather,

And like it or not, Kenneth, so are you and my husband.

And like six times a day brown stuff comes out of them.

And listen to your heart.

And looks great doing it.

And lunch rule precedent stipulates that disputes will be resolved

And magically become amazing parents,

And make sure I'm holding this.

And maybe I never got to share the fact

And maybe you want to look in a mirror

And memorize airport codes.

And men holding up swords while staring off into the distance.

And Mindy is my sex idiot.

And Ms. Foster

And my divorce went smoothly.

And my purse is filled with Sweet'N Lows.

And never see each other again. Is that crazy?

And no bureaucrat can force me to subsidize female promiscuity

And no one is trying to destroy NBC.

And none of that has happened!

And now Hazel broke up with me.

And now I feel... adrift.

And now I have one million surge points.

And now Lemon!

And now so does...

And now we're doing this,

And now we're not anymore.

And now you're smiling

And now, when I need you most, you are bailing on me?!

And obviously I am.

And obviously to ruin what we have

And of course two friends can share a bed.

And on the rebound at the same time, and also you're kind of a slut.

And one of gay America's top hags.

And one of these days, Kenneth's gonna tell me something I can use.

And our gravel voiced double entendres?

And paste them into a new e mail.

And Paul. He's been in that steamer trunk for hours.

And people bring you soup.

And play waiting games with them, like Carpet Adventure!

And recognizes its value as a hair volumizer.

And Rule of Threes come in.

And said, “Guilty!“, and I had to close my water park.

And save your jobs for you.

And say cool stuff like, "wiki what?"

And second of all, I'm not going to fight in bed

And secretly gay Disney princes.

And sent them straight to Pop Pop.

And she

And she actually wants to hear about it.

And she can do a fashion show

And show their true selves without even knowing it.

And sipping some rum and feeling the sand between your toes.

And sit at the non CEO table with the... women and nice men.

And sold her body to a haunted house.

And some things just aren't,

And started saving for implants,

And suck at carrying boxes!

And swelling of one or more boobs.

And taking advantage of being in the greatest city on Earth,

And talking about my new sex positive lifestyle.

And technically, I am an a lister now

And thank you again.

And thank you for being a friend about this.

And thanks to decades of partying,

And thanks to Rafalca,

And that gave me the freedom to live without consequences.

And that little boy's name was Marshall Mathers.

And that means I own you.

And that person is Jenna!

And that was just a picture.

And that would require someone else around here to actually step up!

And that's just the beginning.

And that's what you're gonna serve to Tracy Jordan?

And the bad guy always gets what she deserves.

And the beard havers and the bicycle riders,

And the Democrats, they don't even know what to do with themselves!

And the den of sin you've built here,

And the Dixie Mafia is trying to kill me.

And the greatest band in late night, The Roots!

And the heft of my body

And the klieg.

And the last thing I need

And the moon landing.

And the only way to make him do that

And the perfect time to enroll is now.

And the plumber says, "I don't know.

And the pottery I make.

And the pranks!

And the theme song will be like

And the whole tone of the show needs to be more, um...

And then he turns to his dog and says, Don't. Even. Say it.

And then I'd be the star of that dog food commercial!

And then I'll make my move.

And then she ends it up being the reason

And then she started modeling,

And then swallowed the key.

And then trying to hug them.

And then we'll be able to get even better trophy wives...

And then when I tried to tank the network so Hank would sell it...

And then you came along,

And then you choose the one who's purest of heart!

And then you put it on again

And then you sell them out at the drop of a hat.

And then you're like, No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute!

And then, when it's go time,

And there is nothing in the world

And there's a God Cop marathon on NBC.

And there's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party.

And there's so much I'll miss her kindness, her laugh.

And there's still 78 women to go,

And they are on your head.

And they get antsy at night around all these palm trees.

And they give you soup.

And they may have a kid who's perfect for us.

And they need a celebrity to host their annual gala,

And they really took that to heart.

And they started interviewing an Asian Santa claus,

And they will do whatever I say.

And they will do whatever I say.

And they're all dead!

And they're allowed to sleep in the same bed.

And they're both in love with the same woman.

And this baby? This is my adopted son.

And this is how you thank me?

And this is Studio 6H.

And this is what we're up against.

And this is your Uncle Bob.

And this makes you... happy?

And this mom came in with her kids to see Dr. Emily,

And this movie cannot take place in Maryland

And those are expensive.

And to cry, you just clutch a shard of broken glass.

And to prove it, we hid a camera on a gigolo friend of ours

And today, I honor that little girl's eye roll

And tonight is everyone's chance to say good bye.

And turn this building into a Forever 21.

And turn to each other for companionship.

And turned the lights out on me when I was in the bathroom

And two I do know one thing

And two minutes to air! Two minutes!

And two, because of the lawsuit and the PR nightmare

And until your father has 100% of the vote,

And we all need to pull together.

And we almost killed Florence Henderson.

And we are gonna celebrate by going to a brunch place

And we don't want to split them up.

And we get disco fries for breakfast,

And we just got nominated for a Stage Managers' Guild Award.

And we love him more than a straight child

And we still do it today. Why? 'Cause.

And we'll see who can really make a difference in this election.

And we're all gonna stay friends.

And we're gonna use it to get the message out there.

And we're live in three, two !

And we're probably not gonna hang out after this.

And webisodes.

And wet! And, sure, okay, I thought I'd have a job right now

And what about your reproductive efforts?

And what does Liz say when she's behind closed doors?

And what if I knew the DNA gambit was bait

And what if she came in in a wheelchair and then stood up

And what if they find out about each other?

And what if your plan doesn't work?

And what you told me earlier. You convinced me. You win.

And whatever it thinks it's wearing.

And whatever Kaylie's offering, I'll double it.

And when my supervisor Barbara gets out of her aquarobics class,

And when that sandwich slides out of you in a week, look at it!

And when you made your move with Jenna,

And while I dreamed of becoming

And while we have gotten to second base

And while we're naming things,

And why did I find this hidden under your underwear ball?

And will you be exchanging rings?

And with people, forget about it.

And without me you'd still be doing

And wrapping a baby swing around some skank's neck.

And written on me while I was sleeping

And yet we're still polling at 0% among African Americans.

And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time

And you can take a nap in their car.

And you can wear that wedding dress that you bought...

And you don't bring these guys together to play patty cake.

And you goose NBC's ratings!

And you got a gift basket

And you gotta wonder who came up with the door.

And you had on that lab coat like a doctor.

And you kept coming up!

And you know the truth, too.

And you know why Jenna's mad at me?

And you look like a condom

And you looked like a million years up there.

And you present your cases.

And you should be at the airport right now

And you were in a wedding dress dancing with one of his suits

And you weren't here, Lutz.

And you, sir, look like Scottie Pippin.

And you'll be able to keep your opinions to yourself?

And you'll keep her chair warm.

And you're certainly doing your part.

And you're going to wear a suit

And you're gonna take me with you.

And you're happier than you've ever been.

And you're married to a guy that I think about during sex.

And you've been getting amazing, thought provoking work out of me

And you've done nothing to change Pop Pop's mind.

And you've never been wrong about anything before.

And you've quit and we're all going our separate ways.

And your conspiracy theories?

And, also, I've known you for a long time.

And, as of last night, engaged to Ms. Siegal!

And, for the sake of my family, I'm gonna give it to him.

And, Hornberger, you and I are gonna slash the budget

And, if it's Wednesday, it must be Cricket Night in America.

And, if she's like me, sit in a closet with a flashlight

And, Kenneth, get Jenna's copy out of her dressing room

And, of course, I get to eulogize Colleen at the service.

And, though the falling snow would erase her footprints,

And, well, I was just wondering what you were doing

And, well...

And... action!

Anger and disappointment and regret!

Anne Hatha nobody.

Another old guy wanted to buy my shin.

Another technicality. But the climax of this monstrosity...

Any advice on dealing with that transition?

Any recommendations for the best place to buy a girl's bike

Anybody who's ever left me in my life just left

Anything can happen.

Anything's possible.

Anyway

Anyway, I thought you might like to come to Florida with me.

Anyway, it's just a formality, for if we want to adopt.

Anyway, that was one of the adoption agencies we're working with,

Anyway...

Anyway...

Apex technical school puts students first.

Are better off under his leadership.

Are exactly the sort of thing you can't afford anymore.

Are we better off now than we were four years ago? Not me.

Are we getting married?

Are you all right, Jack?

Are you all unwindulaxing?

Are you coming or not?

Are you doping?

Are you Dr. Leo Spaceman?

Are you kidding me, Chros?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I'm not gonna put you on the show.

Are you on board, Liz?

Are you ready?

Are you saying I wasn't right for the job?

Are you still at the office? Did you not get my messages?

Are you sure you aren't married?

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Are you sure, Tray? It's pretty boring.

Are you sure?

Are you talking about me underneath your breath?

Are you the perverts who want to go

Are you the same guy as before?

Are you thinking or doing Kegels?

As a dress.

As a god.

As any married couple.

As I was taught in Six Sigma:

As I'm sure you know, I have returned to my first love, Broadway,

As in, Oh, pear!

As long as it takes to figure out what's next.

As much as it pains me,

As she looks up at me from her throne...

As some lady who ruined the premiere of 'ParaNorman'?

As the villain in your films.

Asking you to go hear her friend deejay in Brooklyn?

Assistant?

At all times.

At any moment, you could still get hit by a cab

At least I think he was saying nougats.

At lunch this afternoon.

At my age, the kid might just come out a ball of fingers.

At our fingertips American celebrity.

At some point you got to turn the horse into glue, Ken.

At the end, when she said she just wanted me to be happy,

At the expense of Governor Bob Dunston.

At The Maury Povich Show.

At the STD clinic.

At zero the cost.

Aunt Phatso, you're fired!

Aw, and you popped the lenses out?!

Aw, jeez!

Aw, man, is that all I am to her?

Awkward.

Awwugh.

Bad move, Jordan.

Bad news, Jack. War is my favorite card game.

Banks is on my side.

Banks.

Barack Obama is elected to be the next president

Barack Obama would have you believe that African Americans

Baseball Mitt Romney and Barack, A Llama aren't saying anything!

Be careful. You don't want to turn out like Amanda Bynes.

Be spontaneous. You know, stop being yourself.

Because a janitor said I hurt her feelings, so...

Because as long as she's in New York,

Because black women love you.

Because Colicchids lunch place

Because despite cell phones, iPads, and computers,

Because for seven years, you have yelled at me

Because Gary was the navigator.

Because he doesn't ****!

Because I don't know how to say good bye, Liz Lemon.

Because I earned my trust fund by always being polite to Grandfather.

Because I felt nothing.

Because I got married.

Because I got married.

Because I have a gluten thing that turns my business white.

Because I have a moral quandary for you.

Because I only deal with one person a year,

Because I think I saw an ad for it in Urban Buttz magazine.

Because I was on a list to date Tom Cruise.

Because I was trying to talk her out of being a prostitute.

Because I will take them out.

Because I would have to be off my feet for three weeks.

Because I would rather lose with my head held high...

Because I'll put my head in a microwave.

Because I'm giving it to you.

Because I'm Liz Lemon.

Because I'm your best friend and this is very important.

Because if it's a lady, it's too much hiking.

Because it's making him likeable.

Because Jenna Maroney is so, so talented.

Because my life is way better.

Because no one learns anything in elevators,

Because no one's supposed to be living here,

Because of an issue with my lizard.

Because of my ongoing feud with Cal Ripken.

Because of one brave woman.

Because of society.

Because Reverend Gary said choosing is a sin,

Because Scottie Pippin got married.

Because she can't balance work and personal life.

Because that is Lutz's revenge!

Because that's our capital.

Because that's what all the big celebrities do.

Because the first three rows will get wet.

Because there are things that are just funny.

Because there's no "I" or "me" in America.

Because there's nothing Weird about two friends sharing a bed.

Because there's only one person who can be you.

Because tonight is your surprise bachelorette party! Aah!

Because we have hiring quotas!

Because when stuff is coming to an end,

Because you and I are family.

Because you are not a part of our family.

Because you don't know what you're doing.

Because you kept saying your Aunt Flo was in town

Because you look like someone's been slowly poisoning Sally Field.

Because you signed a piece of paper?

Because you were reckless enough

Because you'd be making me give up who I am.

Because you're gonna try to tell me

Because you're not famous!

Because you're sneaky and cynical.

Because you're terrified of her,

Because you're the emotionally fragile one.

Because you're the kind of person who finds a way to talk about herself

Because your daughter shot her choir teacher's husband?

Because, damn it, this is Bro Body Douche presents The Man Cave,

Because, if you did, no one would watch.

Because, you know, I look so much like James Dean.

Become the eleventh legitimate president of the United States.

Before I had an example of how I'm spontaneous.

Before I meet the grim reaper,

Before leaving your house in the morning

Before she died, Colleen told me

Before she sees it.

Before the rest of the family found out

Before the tri state area gets slammed by what is being called

Before we've got to go watch shopping.

Before you ask me to sign that affidavit

Before you insult us.

Before you leave, I wanted you to have this.

Before you say anything, I have one more surprise for you.

Before you staple it to anything.

Behind that light board in Chicago,

Being a woman is the worst!

Beloved coworkers!

Best Club Banger at the Hip Hop Awards.

Best friend troubles, talking to yourself, I've been there.

Bethany from work is here and a bunch of my neighbors.

Between Saks Fifth Avenue and the Variety Deli.

Between you and me, Mitt Romney's going to win.

Beyoncé, J. Lo, Natalie Portman,

Bird!

Birthdays.

Bitch, more than one person works here

Bitch, you are on my last nerve!

Black Americans for Romney.

Black Dennis got some cop's gun.

Black Dennis, start the car.

Black Shrek ran for president?

Blammo. Engaged.

Blankie!

Blarf'!

Blimpie's!

Blimpie's!

Blimpie's!

Blimpie's.

Blimpie's.

Blorch.

Bluh.

Blurgh! I'm Liz Lemon! I'm in charge!

Bob Dunston is a fine man.

Bonzo, Clyde, the Bear... No!

Boo yah!

Boston. 1968.

Boy, Jay Z and Shakespeare have nothing in common.

Boy, women who try to do things sure get killed a lot.

Brian Williams needs a mirror on the floor of his bathroom.

Bring down my things.

Bronson was the brawn. Attenborough was the brains.

Brutally honest.

Bullet in jaw, fatwa, credit card debt,

Burned, and melted into a statue of you apologizing to me.

But America's will hear my two cents!

But as long as I'm still CEO, I want to say two things.

But because the human heart

But before I could, they gave me peace.

But Central Florida is dominated by ******* retirees, serial killers,

But Dennis Duffy gets a baby because he's married?