30 Rock - Season 4 Edit

A "Cloverfield" type monster in the building.

A bar called Home Butt.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble

A breakfast date?

A Chinese knockoff of your book.

A clean break.

A coconut.

A commercial with Martin Scorsese.

A common enemy.

A computer is a great, big thing with a green screen.

A cool person in charge for once.

A crack head breastfeeding a rat.

A Dealbreakers talk show?

A dental hygienist.

A drawing of a frog.

A duet?

A fellow EGOTer.

A fellow manager.

A ferret faced skank.

A FlipVideo.

A free summer camp for giants.

A friend of mine has been worried

A future Tony nominated actor.

A gay, hipster cop.

A gentleman, whether he's human or, somehow, more than human,

A girl with boyfriend trouble, someone forgot tampons,

A great man.

A grotesque carnival of human misery.

A guy on the subway just called me a "biggledeeboo".

A Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all!

A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket

A human being.

A Japanese body pillow.

A Joe Average.

A junior agent.

A lady never tells.

A liar.

A little "Pete Time", pardon the familiarity.

A little something to do with that.

A long time for me to be single.

A lot of good people.

A lot to very.

A lot.

A man had his hands on my hips

A man like Jack has other irons in the fire.

A menorah

A middle aged female comic with a bolo tie

A million times, yes!

A minimum of eight times to be eligible.

A moment?

A month ago, I was doing a robot act on the street,

A mother knows, Jackie.

A mother?

A motorcycle.

A Mr. Debarber called.

A Mr. Debarber called.

A name I came up with.

A nice man will come and take her from you.

A not stupid program that I came up with.

A one man band who only plays Halloween music.

A one man band, some old Australian, Dotcom...

A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!

A party is in trouble, and I'm the only one that can save it.

A party?

A perpetual motion machine,

A picture of President Obama for the Muslims.

A piece of paper that I can't really tell you about!

A pineapple.

A promise to hate the new cast member

A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!

A question for another time, Lemon.

A real person.

A really bad one.

A ribcage!

A shared hatred of the C.B.S. sitcoms they're forced to watch.

A shortcut word for it, like "Ivatrennaprah".

A silver panther.

A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.

A Slovin Shield commercial with a black burglar.

A smug, 40 year old bridesmaid.

A son I can throw a ball to and, when he's older,

A song whose success will get it featured on a T.V. show.

A special thanks to those joining us via simulcast,

A store that sells wig extensions.

A student werewolf movie in Iceland

A Super Walmart?

A taxicab.

A terrorist?

A touch on the arm.

A tumor those quack doctors removed.

A variety of programming platforms.

A vasectomy is a very serious decision.

A very prominent ****stani anesthesiologist.

A walk in humidor, a lap pool,

A warm glass of milk and some John Phillip Sousa marches.

A whale is in trouble.

A what?

A whimper indeed, Jack.

A win?

A woman of profound poise, whose career is what we all aspire to.

A woman whose feminine grace and normal outfits

A Worcester man accused of trading his foster son

A word that I just "innovented".

About a boyfriend or a co worker.

About anything.

About Don Geiss this week.

About double standards.

About female circumcision,

About Lindsay Vonn, who won the gold medal for skiing.

About me taking over 11:30?

About money and clothes.

About my legacy.

About Paul in the first place.

About Richard Doctor, who's a piano player.

About something and I'll think, "I'm more than just

About something I don't even want to be doing

About the slaves who built the pyramid

About their nightly trash removal?

About this other woman.

About us.

About your East Coast Media Elite problems.

About.

About.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, sir.

Absolutely, you're becoming a commodity.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

According to my sources, the clear frontrunner

According to the janitor community...

Account number 5 4 1 3 9...

Across the country tomorrow.

Acting is about consistency and control.

Acting is the discipline of being someone else at all times.

Action!

Action!

Actor emergency!

Actually "affectored" me.

Actually, I do.

Actually, I have a date, uh, coming by.

Actually, sir...

Actually, we're reducing T.G.S. 's carbon footprint.

Affirmative.

Afraid of the dark.

After airing the action drama Bitch Hunter.

After Dubai, what's the next credit crisis?

After four years, I thought I was close with these people.

After last night?

After me.

After my divorce, I went out with my girlfriends,

After practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park.

After the deposition, Kathy Geiss' lawyer

After the election, I could have had any ambassadorship I wanted.

After the other location couldn't support the weight

After the party last night, I went to Nancy's hotel room.

After these messages?

After your kid has fallen into a quarry.

Again, what?

Again.

Ah, ah, ow!

Ah, because you're a gentleman, Danny.

Ah, but you know what?

Ah, Facebook!

Ah, false alarm.

Ah, Good Merlinpeen, gentlemen.

Ah, I didn't go back far enough.

Ah, I have many other valuable skills.

Ah, I wanted to tell you.

Ah, I'll get our table number.

Ah, it's from Nancy.

Ah, new earrings.

Ah, thanks for the tip.

Ah, the usual ladies' room nonsense

Ah, well, our new cast member starts today.

Ah, well, you know that scene in Notting Hill

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

AII, right, karaoke go to?

Ain't that right, Liz?

Air and Space...

Albino monk!

All actors are crazy, Lemon.

All around the world.

All Dinesh and I need from you is one idea

All God's children are terrible.

All I have to do is create the most popular song of all time.

All I want to do is spend my days

All I'm saying is that I don't want to

All I'm saying is, the writing's on the wall.

All my "a ha" moments end

All my life, I've tried to forget the things I've seen.

All my teeth are loose.

All night?

All of America is America.

All of humankind has one thing in common:

All of that happened to you.

All of your page duties stop right now.

All over this amazing, vibrant city.

All played at once, sound so bad?

All right

All right, Cheesy Blasters!

All right, Colleen.

All right, come on.

All right, Donaghy.

All right, give it a try.

All right, Grizz.

All right, he got drunk with me last night.

All right, hosers.

All right, I just need to erase that picture.

All right, I just need to erase that picture.

All right, I'll rethink the system and try to make it work.

All right, I'm game.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, Khonani.

All right, let's cut to the chase.

All right, let's do this, the sun is setting!

All right, so we're getting into it,

All right, so zero cookies.

All right, start with taxes, then insurance.

All right, the last pig is in the chuckling chute,

All right, then what's the plan if you don't sign the release?

All right, then, great meeting.

All right, we're on for 8:00 at the Stand Up Cellar.

All right, you asked for it.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All that remains are a few personal items.

All the pretty, little things down here

All the reasons that you love me,

All this attention, getting my picture taken,

All those angry drunks and new temptations?

All those zeros.

All we want on Valentine's Day

All white people look the same to me, Pete.

All you can do is turn the heat up,

All you've ever known is your affirmative action job

Almost as much as I hate Mondays!

Almost as much as I hate Mondays!

Almost as much as men hate going to outlet malls.

Almost exclusively women that look like me.

Alone at the hotel tonight,

Alone.

Already met, who else?

Also a Dealbreaker.

Also joining me, Walter Stein,

Also must weed lawn.

Also not shocking me

Also, it was after midnight on a Saturday.

Also, Kevin in Security has a picture of me.

Also, my girlfriend is mad.

Also, there is no SpectraVision or internet in the hotel

Alter ego Silas Marymount Peppercorn.

Although it doesn't matter, because I'm black too.

Although sometimes, when you try so hard to find love,

Although when the Parcells first came to America,

Always a lizard!

Always have been, always will be.

Always in a real big...

Always saying "hate" when he means "love".

Always speak quieter.

Always want to be with the people up here.

Am I interrupting?

Am I interrupting?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amazing, Lemon.

Amazing.

Americans like big, yes.

An acrostic, cool.

An adorable rat who shows you it's okay to be scared

An heiress to a vermouth fortune and a freshman at N.Y.U.

An idea that started this company,

An now we can say whatever we want.

An off Broadway play with Christopher Walken.

An old maid.

An Wang, the founder of Wang Computers,

Anal rot.

Anchor the handle.

And "Well, it's his loss".

And "You watch your mouth, Tyrese,

And a bowl of meat cubes

And a Guinness Book of World Records holder

And a man's wallet with the Dateline logo on it.

And a partially finished basement.

And a priest came over and asked us who we'd lost.

And a professional singer who's beautiful, but doesn't know it.

And a rain tarp for my washer and dryer.

And a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born.

And a Somali pirate.

And a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.

And Act!

And action!

And action.

And afterwards, I go to the gym.

And all of a sudden, you're like "Whoa!"

And all we can do

And am now facing a little residency issue.

And anyone who knows me well would know that.

And anything for you?

And are we still in the wedding?

And are you here with someone?

And as for you,

And as much as I want to,

And as my mom's friend, Ron, would say, "The donkey died.

And as soon as I figure out

And as soon as I make some copies of my passport,

And at my age, I have met all of them.

And Australia's Jackie Mason.

And babbling onstage for an hour...

And bad things to Chinese rivers.

And based on your shoes and teeth,

And because he believed in them...

And because of a product placement deal with Jamba Juice

And because of you, I'm having a tantrum!

And because we've thought of everything.

And beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince.

And before you worked here,

And being a mommy.

And besides being beautiful,

And Big Brother.

And blamed everything that has ever gone wrong on him.

And blow a kiss.

And boys are disgusting!

And by "we", I just mean the two of us.

And by the way, your food obsession

And catch the afternoon bus back to Chinatown.

And child actor whose name I can't remember.

And cup holders.

And cut!

And cut!

And damn it, Grizz, I've known you since

And Dennis' jean jacket,

And destructive answering machine message.

And did you like it?

And do the same thing every take for continuity.

And don't drag my best friend, T.V., into it.

And don't worry about my present.

And don't worry.

And dramatized 1970s inter ethnic California

And drive it off a waterfall.

And embrace your age with elegance.

And especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan.

And especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan.

And even Subhas.

And even though Will Smith never wrote any raps about it

And even worse, they're both going to lose me.

And even you, Dennis.

And everybody has a great Christmas.

And everyone has to chip in.

And evil becomes good.

And find out where everybody is.

And for a second, I forgot it was fake.

And for encouraging us to be like this.

And for me to look like a genius and a hero.

And for showing me your, uh, special book.

And for what?

And forget about Dennis.

And former intercourse companion to do me the favor

And from now on, whenever a television is on

And get a life rights contract drawn up.

And get all the hand sanitizer you can find.

And get maybe $40,000 for them.

And gets it from her wife

And getting memory loss from all the silver paint fumes.

And give a speech at that wedding.

And give it to the cleaning ladies.

And give them health insurance.

And God knows we're not perfect.

And got captured by pirates.

And have it made into a jigsaw puzzle.

And have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks.

And he gives excellent backrubs, I can assure you.

And he recognized me?

And he wants me to give the same speech

And he was being a wang.

And he won't eat any of the peacock food

And he's like...

And help me take these gifts to the car.

And her giant underwear.

And her laugh.

And hey, who knows?

And his boss' little "scrump nugget".

And his cloaca fills with mucus?

And his even more secret attic family.

And honestly, Carol, I am a very normal person.

And hopes that Martha or Stephanie

And how full of cheese my mouth is!

And I actually found out a little bit about

And I almost had a Nancy related incident.

And I am forcing myself to go to all of them.

And I am going to start eating healthier.

And I am guaranteed to see some underwear.

And I am not coming out.

And I am not crazy.

And I am not embarrassed to tell you

And I am taking him to the fight at the Garden tomorrow night.

And I believe that gives me the upper hand.

And I believe Toofer and Lutz also have mothers.

And I can do that because of our sexual past.

And I can promise that my performance will improve,

And I can't remember.

And I can't wear contacts, because the doctor says

And I cannot tell an amazing strip club story.

And I couldn't help but notice that you're doing a talk show

And I danced with a guy.

And I did not reimburse him for gas.

And I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like part of the wall

And I didn't have a lot of time, but to make it up to you,

And I don't know what I'm doing.

And I don't know what it means,

And I don't know what this means,

And I don't like a lot of people.

And I don't remember...

And I don't think they're right for this.

And I don't want nobody to follow me.

And I don't want to pressure you,

And I ended up N.B.C.'s Artist in Residence.

And I figured I owed you a kiss goodbye.

And I figured you wouldn't miss a tasting

And I finally think I know why.

And I forgive you.

And I found that son of a bitch's office!

And I got a job at Sterling Cooper.

And I guess some of us just don't need a release.

And I guess, in the back of my mind,

And I guess, in the back of my mind,

And I have a view because that dentist blew up his townhouse.

And I have bedbugs.

And I have loved it.

And I have never regretted it.

And I have to agree, sir.

And I have to be at St. Paul's in 20 minutes.

And I have to pass on this head of hair.

And I haven't heard anything from you.

And I hope one of them works out.

And I hope you get everything you want in life.

And I hope you had a good New Years's.

And I just found out the girl is...

And I just need to get my medicine

And I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.

And I know for a fact you have to do your show

And I know that I'm not invited!

And I know that it's always for something stupid,

And I know where.

And I know you don't understand that,

And I like your head shape.

And I lost my hat after I threw it at a bus

And I love you so much.

And I might be the next to go.

And I need a date for this wedding.

And I never called Tracy clean and articulate.

And I now know that he is English and he made me laugh.

And I really have no choice but to make it

And I really want our first evening together to be special,

And I remember you were both laughing quite a bit.

And I said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."

And I saw you guys are having a Halloween party.

And I say we hire the one who lives by the Code of the Robot.

And I should make up an excuse for him.

And I signed a 10 year deal with that karaoke machine company?

And I spoke to him earlier.

And I stay home and get wasted in my garage.

And I still don't really know anything.

And I think I'm in love with both of you.

And I think I'm in love with both of you.

And I think old Liz Lemon had

And I think we can both conclude that we finished Q one

And I took my reward.

And I took the elevator all the way up here

And I used your credit card to buy a vocabulary course

And I want him to genuinely like me,

And I want pizzas for all the hungry people in here!

And I want someone who likes musicals,

And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame

And I want to be responsible.

And I want to go out and enjoy it.

And I want to keep things caliente.

And I want you to tell her for me.

And I wanted to check out that Unitarian church...

And I was just wondering...

And I was Klaus.

And I will always...

And I will be leaving alone.

And I will take the top half,

And I wish I had said that more.

And I wonder why I'm like that.

And I would do anything for you.

And I would never tell that story.

And I, John Hancock, with one stroke of my pen,

And I, uh... I'd really like to see you.

And I'd roll over and let you give it to me.

And I'd wait for a woman with the right stuff.

And I'll be here next year to take you off of that list.

And I'll give you a daughter.

And I'll see you in two weeks.

And I'll take you someplace nice.

And I'm a big fan of the show.

And I'm a Celebrity Dog, Get Me Out 'Arf Here, you need us.

And I'm Danny's boss.

And I'm going for the "T" in my "EGOT".

And I'm going to be a...

And I'm going to bite you on the ass!

And I'm going to confront him about why he's ignoring me.

And I'm going to teach you how to be a drama queen.

And I'm going to tell you, for the first time in my life...

And I'm handling it.

And I'm in love with and common law married to

And I'm never going to be Mrs. Snipes.

And I'm not changing my act to fit your stupid show.

And I'm not giving up.

And I'm not looking back, period.

And I'm pregnant.

And I'm quoting here,

And I'm ready to make.

And I'm really starting to get into that.

And I'm sick of it.

And I'm single.

And I'm sorry I'm four hours late.

And I'm trying to get F.C.C. approval

And I'm trying to help you.

And I'm wearing a sweater because the studio's cold.

And I'm worried about what I'm going to do to replace it.

And I'm writing it.

And I've decided I don't want to have children.

And I've got to win an Oscar somehow.

And I've played Monopoly alone.

And if Dale Snitterman had his way,

And if Don Geiss is fighting it,

And if I don't do something, you will never make a decision.

And if I fail, I'm going to take a bunch of pills,

And if it didn't work out between us,

And if my heart surgeon brother is so great,

And if you care about me, you'll respect my decision.

And if you don't even have money to pay our overtime,

And if you get hungry,

And if you go on a cruise for your honeymoon,

And if you make me do the dishes, I will kill myself!

And if you need to pass some eye water,

And if you try to grab onto me, we'll both drown.

And impregnate neighbors' horses.

And in danger of becoming permanently sour.

And in my apartment?

And in return, they wrote her the role of a lifetime.

And in Switzerland, that is, uh, "Night Business Month".

And insisted she get a chance.

And is hunting you.

And it did

And it doesn't matter if you have a headache

And it isn't cooked with the fish?

And it turns out the person I was waving to

And it was a disaster.

And it was delicious.

And it was hard, believe me.

And it was incredible.

And it was pretty important to me too.

And it was time for back to school shopping.

And it will be fun.

And it's a big one.

And it's at a fancy restaurant.

And it's going to be your fault!

And it's going to get ugly.

And it's not a show, it's four visits per year:

And it's not going to happen.

And it's over!

And it's proportional to my frame

And it's real Oscar bait, sir.

And Jack has told me so much about you.

And Jack is clearly a member.

And Jenna and Frank and even Subhas.

And Jenna can't say no in front of all these people.

And Jenna too and Frank.

And Jugbert Cody died?

And jump in front of a subway!

And jump on that B.S. Saints bandwagon.

And junk food is your stress release.

And just have fun.

And just kept driving.

And just to be clear, are you and I exchanging...

And Khonani will take over at 11:30.

And later in the hour, 10 tips on how to make your cat's

And leads to ridicule from Willis.

And Les Winkler in Corporate Communications.

And Lieutenant Uhura Avenue.

And like children, you can't reason with them

And lit a cigarette.

And lock her in here for the weekend.

And look what Angie did to him.

And lose the leather bracelet.

And make my dream apartment.

And make sure that you do this right.

And make trouble"?

And makes sure they are behaving properly.

And making some unpopular decisions.

And Mark was supposed to shovel the walk and salt the carport.

And maybe don't leave it alone with Dotcom.

And maybe this sounds crazy.

And maybe up there, you'll fall in love

And meet you for that drink.

And men like you don't.

And moved to Philadelphia!

And Mr. Donaghy will understand,

And my collection of 18th century French erotica.

And my father is an astronaut.

And my star is you.

And my taxes.

And N.B. C...

And neither one of us know what to do about the dog,

And nice to his mother.

And no more making fun of me when I misuse

And no one's allowed to move until

And no overtime.

And not give him the satisfaction

And not the one I got from eating batteries.

And not upstairs gossiping on the phone.

And now a reading from Corinthians.

And now an unscheduled reading

And now an update on...

And now Dealbreakers.

And now that Danny's here,

And now you're dating him?

And now, he's actually successful?

And now, he's being publicly humiliated

And now, I don't have to, see?

And now, I have agreed to do a reading from Corinthians

And now, I just...

And now, I need to find someone to help me burn him back.

And now, I'm at the point where I love just kissing.

And now, I'm going to have to start all over.

And now, I'm, um...

And now, I've lost touch with the common man!

And now, it's mine.

And now, look at me.

And now, the $5.6 billion question:

And now, this bird is all that remains.

And now, turning to women's health.

And now, you've taken that away from me.

And now, your President,

And obviously, you have a life to live.

And of course, I'll be here to help.

And Oh...

And Old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond.

And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.

And once I'm there, I'll determine

And one last piece of advice, Liz Lemon,

And one of the Hobbits

And one, two, and hip, four,

And only her

And our friend, Argus, would strut

And our friend, Kimiko tan.

And people seem to love it.

And people who aren't patients

And people will laugh even when I forget my, um... my... line?

And people will laugh even when I forget my, um... my... line?

And piercing, blue eyes of a Siberian husky

And prove how responsible you are

And punch me in the throat?

And put it in the little travel sized bottles.

And put it in the press packet that everybody gets.

And Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.

And raise the roof!

And recycle everything.

And remember, if it doesn't work out, there's always Lutz.

And Rick's black wife speaks French.

And said the word "about" correctly.

And say the four most vicious words you can say to a person

And say what?

And scheduled to appear across

And screw everybody out here!

And second of all, I've got to stay home

And see how it goes?

And see what happens in a year or so.

And see who can fall asleep the earliest!

And sent it to Mexico City.

And Serena Williams is younger than you.

And she always wears high heels,

And she hasn't contacted me since, so clearly, she agrees.

And she is a good actress.

And she takes off her glasses.

And she was a horse.

And she was wearing a red shirt in 1984

And she will get up to leave.

And she'd love to swing by.

And she'll get credit for it anyway.

And she's got certain angles that work for her.

And she's kind of a tease.

And she's pregnant.

And she's ranting.

And shrub yellow root to make a poultice for Argus.

And side.

And side.

And since all your high school boyfriends are now gay...

And since American Idol's not on until January,

And so, it's over.

And some ghost meat in his honor.

And some of my wife's rice, to stay.

And some of them are skeevy dirtbags,

And some of them were sun tea.

And someday, I'm going to be just like you.

And someday, when Carol sees my disgusting foot secret,

And something good will come back to me.

And sometimes gross.

And sometimes they make weird noises.

And stabs everybody

And start a family before my hereditary dementia sets in?

And start figuring out what you do want.

And start thinking about what makes actual human beings laugh.

And starting next week, I'm adding a woman to the entourage!

And starts quoting your dumb book!

And still get my hair did.

And stop them from milking you.

And strip clubs are gross.

And take care of Angie.

And take some meetings.

And takes it out on us.

And taking advantage of Kenneth is part of it.

And tell them they're right.

And thank you, moms, for your interest.

And thanks for remembering.

And that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs.

And that freaks people out, huh?

And that G.E. kept a party clown on retainer

And that I can finish everything that I...

And that I never will.

And that one's Reggie.

And that sale is dead.

And that someone is you.

And that way, afterwards,

And that will lead me to the perfect gift.

And that...

And that's a comedy club

And that's how I got out.

And that's sort of my thing.

And that's the problem.

And that's what I want.