30 Rock - Season 5 Edit

A baby gets you attention.

A basic building block of the human body,

A bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear.

A beast has been awakened!

A benefit on the night of the disaster.

A bicycle messenger.

A body bag.

A brand new baby that they've poured time and money and love into.

A break? After 45 years?

A buffer.

A bunch of 30 year olds sitting around acting like college freshmen...

A bunch of nurses in Portland.

A coincidence that I took as a "sign from the Universe."

A conspiracy that begins with the timely "food poisoning"

A copy of "Black Yachts" magazine

A couple hundred dollars, huh? I think I can help you out.

A couple times with Dennis. And now Carol.

A day of perfect problem solving!

A degree in Theater Tech,

A dirty ho

A discontinued chocolate hard candy,

A division of fox nonsense, incorporated.

A Dutch TV show is based on me.

A French Canadian anal rejuvenation clinic,

A friend of mine works for Marvel,

A friend. Continue.

A gender I write extremely well if the story calls for it...

A gift from France to the United States,

A good spring cleaning, starting in the bathroom.

A guy named Juan built my armoire.

A guy on crutches bit it in the revolving door.

A haunted house in Germany.

A house with a lot of glass, and it's cold.

A lamp, a couch, that mirror, or a hidden pistol, an actor...

A line item budget!

A list of African American hair products.

A little Julia Roberts laugh...

A little squeamish and conservative?

A low cost way to make someone feel more important.

A man and food I just made up to illustrate a point?

A man is talking.

A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name.

A man of science.

A man sex secret.

A man should have nose hairs.

A man who projected his own failed dreams onto his family.

A memory from my own childhood.

A Mexican billionaire is calling me right now. Excuse me.

A middle aged woman saying "dude stuff,"

A Mr. Brett Favre stopped by, and dropped off this picture of a hot dog.

A new and glorious morn

A new generation of choreographers and puppeteers,

A new model?

A pair of snow leopards is stalking you,

A parent is the one person who is supposed to make their kid think

A passenger left them in the first class lavatory.

A picture of you in U S Weekly next to Natalie Portman

A place where you can eat buffet ribs

A place where you can remember the man you used to be.

A plus work, Jack!

A presence I've not felt since...

A reddish brown shade called Elk Tongue.

A repulsive murderer has been murdered.

A secret from his own father!

A sexual maniac!

A show that is number 1

A simple one and a complex one.

A singer, everyone!

A so called "perfect" microwave.

A special voters only screening of "Hard to Watch"

A story about fathers and sons,

A sunset.

A tearful admission about you being a call girl in Delaware.

A tent pole!

A thrill of hope

A tiny desk with a miniature pen set on it.

A top ten network!

A true artist that feels things we don't.

A two time CableACE Award nominee

A vast conspiracy involving multiple agents

A very hip Latino sounding blur at Mervyn's said I looked good in it.

A very powerful friend.

A woman who doesn't need a man.

A woman with hundruplets, a live execution,

A young comic named Abby Flynn

A young Liz Lemon enters the University of Maryland.

A young man who dreamed of running this company,

A young person helped me online post this

Abby used to be a strong, smart, beautiful woman.

Abby, I'm trying to help you.

Abby, thanks for meeting me here.

Abby, these are the writers.

Abby, this is for your own good.

Abby, you might want to sit down for this.

About an investigative reporter who can't smell

About anything.

About half an hour.

About me never having friends over!

About the merger?

About to sign a lease with Denis Duffy.

About what you've been saying about them.

About your post Oscar trip to Africa.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. But it's not your fault.

Absolutely. I've never met anyone before

According it a bunch of on line questionnaires, I have a drinking problem.

According to my colleague Carmen Chao,

According to my device here.

According to the NBC Employee Handbook,

According to The Secret, it'll come true.

According to the transitive property,

According to these numbers,

Actors. Am I right?

Actually, Devon, I do. I have a baby daughter... Liddy.

Actually, he's behind you, Tray.

Actually, I don't have grandchildren.

Actually, I go by Steve Austin.

Actually, I was hoping you'd just have an ointment for my mouth...

Actually, I'm off, Liz.

Actually, is it recurring if you wake yourself up with a...

Actually, Legal says we can't use the word "best."

Actually, no.

Actually, sir, I've already started to compose a heroic ballad

Actually, you dial 272 here.

Adding brick after brick to our friendship castle

Adding brick after brick to our friendship castle

Admit that I, as Captain of this vessel, was in the right.

Advantage... Donaghy.

Advertisers covet this demographic.

Africa!

Africa. I leave today. Good bye.

Africa's great!

After all I've done for you?

After all, they spent the whole episode

After having been reamed

After her hysterectomy, she was in a coma briefly.

After I win a bunch of awards for my movie,

After I'm gone, your mother may meet someone else.

After Liddy Dole, G. Gordon Liddy, and my martial arts instructor Li Di.

After my second husband shot me the second time,

After that, I need you to record that DVD commentary

After that, I was alone a lot and awful sad.

After the People's Choice Awards!

After today, that is exactly what I'm ready for.

After what I just saw, you may be the only person here I respect.

After you.

Again, it doesn't matter.

Again?

Against the rising waters of mediocrity.

Against what the city is now claiming was a ******* tree.

Agh!

Ah, ah!

Ah, damn it, look at this.

Ah, Kenneth. Thank you for dinner last night.

Ah, pwomp!

Ah, the dreaded V.I.

Ah, the microwave lab.

Ah, yes. Please.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! He is here, he just likes to learn his lines in the bathroom

Ah! My hand!

Ahoy there, Jack!

Airport? We need to get you to a hospital.

Al Sharpton would denounce him at a press conference on the street

Albino ninja!

Alexander Hamilton was born in the West Indies,

All bosses steal from their employees.

All Canadians have in their hands!

All I got was this pink slip.

All I have is this kick ass laser pointer

All I have left is to pay the fine that I incurred

All I want is one sweatshirt!

All I want to do is turn into a worldwide hero overnight.

All I'll have will be my memories

All living organisms need me to function!

All night.

All of your old friends have kids and careers, and what do you have?

All over the world.

All over your brand new chihuahua outfits.

All passengers, including any lipless middle aged women

All right guys, the moment we've all been waiting for.

All right, but if some other investor comes along, it's your loss.

All right, damn it!

All right, I'll make you a deal.

All right, Jenna. I'd love to meet Paul.

All right, Kenneth, simulate a rainstorm.

All right, listen up, everybody.

All right, Lutz is the driver.

All right, Mr. Donaghy.

All right, now that the popsicle's melted,

All right, sir, enough.

All right, the gas is clearing out.

All right, Tracy. The kid gloves are coming off.

All right, Tracy. The kid gloves are coming off.

All right, well, we're all having fun,

All right, you saw the back of the Winnie.

All right!

All right!

All right! 100th episode! 100 hours of comedy!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Anybody else?

All right. First things first. Can you lose that goony accent?

All right. Here's a prescription for your cold sores,

All right. Let's each say one thing about ourselves

All right. Some good pieces.

All right. You get one more shot.

All right. You know what? Forget it.

All right. Your time is up, friend.

All righty, let's just dive on in!

All righty.

All that matters is I'm doing the right thing.

All that time lost because of you and your pride.

All the big actors do charity work on Christmas Eve.

All the big actors do charity work on Christmas Eve.

All the events surrounding "Smooth move, Ferguson"

All the networks air those benefits at the same time.

All the words to "Monster Mash".

All we have is this kick ass laser pointer.

All you do is stifle me when you should be thanking me!

Allowing it to be found by a handsome stranger.

Almost as if it had been designed specifically for me.

Almost everything, but let's get back to the interview.

Already? What'd you do to her?

Alright, enough!

Also by eating beans out of a can, due to impatience.

Also I'm not interested in this position

Also owned the number one diarrhea medication.

Also, due to a paperwork mix up,

Also, I broke my keyboard.

Also, I have given a great deal of money to the Catholic Church

Also, I spend eight hours a day breaking concrete blocks

Also, I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills.

Also, in order for there to be favoritism,

Also, in the background,

Also, it's a pretty big birthday.

Also, it's just a great song...

Also, replicas of The David urinate vodka!

Also, the next time I see someone throwing a football in here,

Also, this is very lucrative.

Also, we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...

Although I abhor it as a military strategy,

Always let me be the hat in Monopoly.

Alysinna died last week!

Am giving up drinking.

Am I back in Vietnam?

Am I going crazy again?

Am I just another authority figure

Am I late for the producer's meeting?

Am I pulling it right?

Am I pulling this off?

Am I the waiter?

Am I trying to instigate fights

Amazing!

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love

America.

America. Flag.

Americans are a simple but powerful but people,

Among educated women?

Amsterdam's premier private sex garden.

An argument that culminates in a racial slur would be lovely.

An auxiliary button on their remote.

An embarrassment? She has no right to judge you.

An inflatable castle across the Atlantic.

An inordinate amount of time in the employer's office

An insanely short fuse, catchphrases.

An Inuit who wants a hot bowl of naglak,

An old Harvard chum of Toofer's?

An Oscar, and a Tony.

An Oscar?

And 'TGS' is my family and my family is thick as thieves!

And "Smooth move, Ferguson" is not funny to me,

And 25 "shove it up your goon holes."

And a body shaper with a reinforced penile sleeve...

And a bunch of babies having a hammer fight in a dumpster.

And a centennial is 100 years,

And a crazy eyed, divorced white lady

And a drill that once appeared on "Home Improvement"

And a fedora.

And a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon.

And a handsome, interesting man fell for me.

And a happy Whatever You Believe ln, too!

And a Rubik's Cube that's been smashed out of anger.

And a white wine opened.

And act out all the witch parts.

And actors are not people.

And adjust my schedule to buy a new vase."

And admit that you were wrong.

And after all, isn't laughter the best medicine?

And after you hear it, maybe we can agree

And all of her work friends are out

And all the "sexy baby" thing isn't an act.

And also let me say that Liz is a ho

And also with us is someone named Elizabeth Lemon.

And also... this is gonna be rough...

And amortize it to cover the gaps in transpo and electric.

And another chimp got mad and bit my nipple off.

And as excited as I am to be joining the team on "Nightly News,"

And as scary as it is, I have a responsibility to fix the world,

And ate an entire carton of foie gras.

And Austin is pro business.

And Avery is in her third trimester.

And B, that I have not curb stomped you in front of your grandchildren!

And back then, football players went both ways

And be a spinster, and now I don't know!

And be the biggest thing on the small screen,

And because his county never rejoined the Union, a foreigner.

And before I became a Congressman I dabbled in television.

And being normal is American, and it's respectable,

And best man at Tom Brady's wedding.

And bye.

And can you tell me when we might be in the air, Captain?

And Carmen Chao is relentless,

And Carol is the reason I was nice to you.

And communicate by phone.

And crossing their legs, and eating at a Chili's Express!

And cut!

And cut!

And cut!

And D'Fwan is a queerfectionist.

And daring to imagine what new planets might swim into my ken.

And declare war on Germany, like back when we were awesome.

And despite my best effort, it unearthed

And do you know what the R.A.'s purview is?

And do you know whose fault that is?

And do you know why?

And don't even get me started on the monkeys...

And don't forget, I never listen.

And don't say that last part.

And don't think for one second this means we love you less.

And don't you agree that our situation is perfect right now?

And douche bags to save "Entourage."

And drop it like it's hot! Drop it like it's hot!

And earlier,

And eat them in order to stay alive.

And eject my eyeballs.

And every Tina I've known is a real judgmental bitch.

And everybody thinks so!

And everyone realizes he's handsome.

And everything is already ruining itself!

And explain it to you

And filmed options for every possible disaster scenario.

And finally, a life that is a bottomless swamp of chaos.

And finally, the weekend bo x office crown

And find out how Martinizing works.

And for four glorious weeks,

And for two weeks, it was Party Central.

And found me rehearsing my lines.

And gain a nice architectural symmetry.

And get her to fail you.

And getting an ambulance to take us to the nearest hospital.

And giving the Queen parvo...

And going home to Denis?

And good for you, Liz Lemon.

And grew into a charitable organization, hands from

And guess what, she had.

And guess what?

And has to get the story using only his eyes, ears and other senses.

And have been assured that I will have certain powers in Heaven...

And have you come all the way back here.

And he could have run GE, but instead he got Lemoned!

And he deserves you.

And he didn't care if I watched TV during sex.

And he got me four tickets to a test screening

And he hasn't returned the hospital bed yet so I can sleep there!

And he is gonna try to run me over with his car again!

And he loved it.

And he owns the world's only giraffe basketball team,

And he said I can drink as much as I want.

And he turned his back on his community, on the world.

And he wants to meet with both of us.

And he was all, "Oh, I'll just look at these books,"

And he went on to...

And he will no longer support you financially.

And he's chosen me to be the face of the company in Europe.

And he's doing everything possible to make us seem profitable.

And he's going to do that? That's awful.

And he's never around because he's a pilot.

And he's the only one that knows the combination to the candy safe.

And help the people

And help the people

And help the people the thing that happened happened to

And her ex husband will also be there with his date, alcoholism.

And her father is trying to sail

And here... isn't even GE anymore. It's Kable Clown.

And here's a blank one for the weekend.

And his descendants are very litigious.

And his plan to put a casino on the moon.

And hit me over the head!

And hold hands like best friends on the way out!

And hold hands like best friends on the way out!

And hope everybody, everybody have a merry Christmas.

And horsicorns, which is a unicorn with a horse's head.

And how do we move this forward in the time allotted?

And how do you repay me?

And how hard it is to kick a tenant out in New York?

And I "just learned" about "air quotes".

And I am flanking her...

And I am just waiting for...

And I am tired of hearing that tone of voice.

And I apologize.

And I bankrolled that, too! Thank God we tested it with a monkey first!

And I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

And I believe that my experience out there in "Hollyweird"

And I blew all three.

And I bought a cemetery plot.

And I can always seduce one of your teachers

And I can feel you resisting it.

And I can't back out now, otherwise they can't use any of this!

And I can't get a cab because Greece is playing ****stan in soccer.

And I can't get it down,

And I can't run a business. I'm a failure.

And I can't use it because of stupid Paul!

And I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable

And I could take it back! I'm the star here!

And I couldn't wait to meet the man that that boy became.

And I don't know how I feel about that.

And I don't know what would change that!

And I don't know why it's making me so crazy...

And I don't like what you've turned into!

And I don't really have time to mentor someone right now,

And I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury

And I don't think they have any electricity in them anyway,

And I don't think those cashews look like a bowl of baby penises!

And I don't want any bad blood, so...

And I don't want anything, sir.

And I don't want to let anybody down, but I'm scared.

And I ended up punching the real Le Var Burton.

And I even tried to get it chosen as our school mascot,

And I guarantee you that without my 25 years of experience,

And I had to watch them and go online and comment on them!

And I hate to be the stereotypical man,

And I have a plan.

And I have absolutely no reason to apologize to him.

And I have IBS.

And I have no reason to hug her,

And I have something to say to Portia!

And I have to go get an insurance physical

And I haven't spoken to Joe Namath since that Mardi Gras.

And I in turn will reward one of them with a name remembrance.

And I just can't turn down

And I just have to go Saint Louis Newark,

And I just want to be accepted for who I am,

And I knew that was the fastest way to get you up here.

And I know exactly what any 14 year old science geek wants to do.

And I know how much you like clearly marked fire exits!

And I know what you are all capable of.

And I know, because I've looked it up for you a dozen times!

And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally made jeans.

And I mean it.

And I need it by the end of the day, so...

And I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.

And I played dynamite saxophone solos in rock 'n' roll songs.

And I refuse to take the blame for that.

And I refuse to wear anything in my size or appropriate for my age.

And I shall be British.

And I shall protect here.

And I should be home

And I shouldn't have threatened your show.

And I still remember the moment when we fell in love.

And I think Paul's gonna pop the question!

And I think that you're a four eyed douche

And I think we're ready to take that step.

And I thought their marriage was perfect.

And I want to do this "back it up" move

And I want to know what she's going through.

And I want you to be my guest of honor.

And I wanted to see some green boobies.

And I was correct in my treatment of you and your fellow animals.

And I was sharing a bathroom with her.

And I was the feet of FilthyLittleFeet. Com.

And I was wearing a red and green sweater.

And I will always be by your side,

And I will not say, "Merry Christmas from KableTown."

And I will say yes when Paul proposes...

And I won't cut my hair.

And I won't have to be the world's worst hooker!

And I won't now.

And I would anticipate your angling, and I would get there!

And I would consider it a personal favor

And I would like you to produce a biographical video

And I wouldn't have if everything hadn't gone so perfectly.

And I'd been on the toilet so long that my legs had fallen asleep,

And I'll back off on the budget and the bat mitzvahs.

And I'll be a dangerous bad boy.

And I'll bring the world's greatest encyclopedia,

And I'll cancel the sitter for tonight,

And I'm a lifelong resident of Rhode Island

And I'm a Lizard Person, too!

And I'm a pilot.

And I'm afraid I don't have the card.

And I'm back.

And I'm calling about Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning!

And I'm definitely getting a private island.

And I'm doing a dry run so everything will be perfect.

And I'm free. Have a great summer.

And I'm glad that you're getting to keep your wall Elk Tongue.

And I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.

And I'm gonna be churning out the good stuff like you've never seen.

And I'm gonna leave before anything else happens.

And I'm gonna say...

And I'm including 2008's Turtleneck with Smiley Face Vest.

And I'm including sex last night.

And I'm not rehearsing.

And I'm not strong enough for the pain and the human misery

And I'm proud to have you as a mentee.

And I'm real sorry about that.

And I'm sick of hearing about it.

And I'm Skyping later with Carol.

And I'm still supposed to hold your hand,

And I'm the medicine.

And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses

And I'm tired of going to bat for you and your show.

And I'm waiting in line to meet

And I've convinced them to get into the movie business.

And I've made some big breakthroughs.

And if Canada is so nice and friendly,

And if I don't like it, I can leave?

And if I got upset earlier,

And if I see that filthy dog again, I will put it down.

And if there's only one sweatshirt, the star should have it.

And if you guys don't go along with this,

And if you need to make millions of dollars but have no real skills

And if you're blind, I am the wrestler!

And illegal.

And in food news,

And in spite of not understanding, you responded, "Oui."

And in that time, I've never known you to be shy about talking...

And instead it's my gravestone.

And introduce myself to Tracy Jordan, but...

And irrational behavior doesn't respond to rationality.

And is basically a parasite that lives on her!

And is going to be the next CEO of KableTown?

And it definitely doesn't have any of its own waste on its feet!

And it has flames on the side.

And it makes us... happy.

And it's a big one.

And it's been a real hoot to watch your courtship.

And it's been treated with pills and ointments and contraptions

And it's dropping.

And it's going to work, son!

And it's important that we all be able to laugh together.

And it's just demoralizing.

And it's just spinning around, shooting handguns?

And it's my job to help others do it, too.

And it's not over.

And it's right outside the window

And it's too much pressure.

And it's your turn to go down there.

And Jack and I are technically married.

And Jack should give you something for that idea, son.

And Jenna.

And just because in my shorteralls I found a bag of TasteTations,

And Kable Town still has

And keep getting paid without working.

And Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.

And kick hippies' hacky sacks into the bushes.

And Lazy Susan herself!

And leading a disastrous monkey escape.

And Lemon is the only one of my subordinates

And let Carol into your life,

And let the whole world see.

And Liz, you're already showing!

And locks himself into a jail?

And look over at my husband asleep

And Lynn wants me to give up video games

And maybe also promote my new lifestyle website,

And maybe Avery is a little emotional these days.

And maybe we can't go back to the terminal,

And maybe you and Liz can raise it...

And maybe you're right. I shouldn't give up just yet.

And meet your idol.

And misogynistic literature.

And move on with my life!

And my arthritis is acting up. Do you have any lbuprofen?

And my best friend.

And my closet has been on the cover of "Organized Living".

And my grandmother's jewelry chest!

And my mom and her friend Ron

And my mood ring!

And my other stuff is still unresolved.

And my own employees!

And my parents left me on top of the car by accident,

And my rectal integrity.

And my sidekick is a hot black chick who can read minds.

And NBC sitcoms that didn't make the schedule.

And neither of us was wearing a Walkman.

And nerd controlled neighborhoods.

And News is going to full time coverage.

And no complaining.

And no matter what I do, she obviously wants me to fail.

And no microwave ships without my say so.

And no one will ever take you seriously again.

And nobody knows that demographic better than you.

And not some oversexed New York nympho

And not that good at playing "la realitee."

And not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.

And not, as I first thought,

And nothing else.

And now Carol and I haven't talked in like five days.

And now his sperm is growing in my stomach.

And now I have to go negotiate with my colleagues at KableTown

And now I want to impart that knowledge to you.

And now I'm fluent.

And now I'm gonna come and find you and gonna kick your ass so hard,

And now I'm having a hysterical pregnancy.

And now I'm slipping a nip!

And now it's 5 years later, and what are you doing?

And now it's a horror movie starring...

And now look at us.

And now she's sleeping peacefully

And now you're just working nights.

And now your failure leaves us with only one option.

And now, amidst a day of wonders, one wonder more.

And now, as with all studio audiences,

And now, to close it, I need $80,000 to buy the rights to "Uptown Girl."

And obviously, I'm concerned about my wife,

And of course it'd be great for my career.

And Old Hank, the family man, fell right into my trap.

And one time in summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare,

And other than a fondness for Avery's breasts,

And our status is just an angry red frowny face.

And out on the plaza, a bird landed on my apple!

And perhaps most meaningful relationship in your life?

And pick the peas out of my fried rice?

And pick up the phone.

And pilots get all these travel points at Starwind hotels

And poking each other on Facebook!

And precise, coordinated efforts.

And pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises.

And Princeton began selling the recordings.

And reading.

And ready for whatever these Beltway lobotomites throw at me.

And remember, no one ever thought we'd make it this far...

And reveals that the pilot is a six year old boy.

And road trips in my VW van!

And second of all, I said no cameras!

And second of all, it's time to stop hiding.

And second of all, you know that I have Life Alert.

And see what happens?

And she didn't say a word.

And she keeps trying to pretend it's just about some New Year's party,

And she ordered us around like we were a couple of normals!

And she spends the rest of her time

And she was so overwhelmed with the choices

And she was still asleep, so I didn't have to be gentle.

And she will be President,

And since 1985, I have never allowed a subpar product...

And so am I! I'm Cheryl.

And so do I.

And so I say good bye to spinsterhood.

And some Beanie Babies that I thought would be worth more.

And some day, when he steps down,

And some of your bones appear to have vanished.

And some of your plan worked.

And somebody needs to clean this table up. It's disgusting.

And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian?

And start remembering what an idiot you are.

And started working on the Boston docks as a 12 year old stevedore.

And staying green.

And Steven Spielberg wants you to star in his next movie.

And take some plates out of the bathroom.

And talk about how I think Portia has no class?

And tell people in lieu of flowers,

And thank God I didn't... some...

And thank you for being the best husband ever.

And thank you, NB C

And thank you, Representative.

And that 10 pound bag of potatoes costs $400.

And that is Sky Law.

And that is the complex explanation.

And that makes me a double hero!

And that thing, too!

And that this is temporary.

And that voice! I want you to talk in your real voice.

And that was 1986.

And that was our special thing.

And that's all I'm getting.

And that's caused some problems.

And that's crazy!

And that's not racist because I don't know what she is.

And that's take orders from anyone, ever.

And that's what you're getting here.

And that's when I saw the sign.

And the "pundits" think I have a "chance" at an "Oscar",

And the blade of your katana is frosted into its scabbard...

And the captain has turned on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign.

And the company has entrusted me to be their front man.

And the delivery guy tripped,

And the Donaghy Mentoring Experience is immersive.

And the fake Rod Serling guy!

And the lid on my high school lunch box.

And the little green part is Everything Else.

And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps.

And the manager of a local paintball facility.

And the Mets had just won the World Series,

And the next year, when he returned to the Schuylkill Galleria,

And the only place to buy anything

And the other one says,

And the outlets here are shaped weird,

And the performance of its star, Tracy Jordan.

And the picture of black Jesus...

And the reason that it happened

And the rice.

And the same thing will happen to Tracy.

And the sort of "uh" sound I made was about something else.

And the soul felt his worth

And the stakes in the future might be higher.

And the State Department recommended mosquito head net.

And the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn!

And the veil was the bride!

And the way they crawl fast like a rat monster.

And the winning card is... the Queen of Spades!

And the world doesn't get to do this to us.

And the worst thing that happened to me today is that you showed up.

And their brave shorts wearing police force.

And then a week later you're like, "Oh, I want to mentor you.

And then attended Harvard Business School, where I was voted "Most."

And then both say what we think we should do.

And then die in a duel against someone named Aaron?

And then do the opposite.

And then get on with your, uh... "life."

And then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?

And then he kissed it, and then he ate it.

And then I had to go to law school.

And then I'll be there.

And then Jack came along and forced me to hire Tracy,

And then mailing it to Hank Hooper?

And then Mr. Griswald said, "Smooth move, Ferguson."

And then reevaluate the show with Tracy in it.

And then returning it, claiming that it bit our imaginary child,

And then saying it at the exact same time?"

And then stopping for a well deserved vacation in Negril, Jamaica, mon!

And then the stack of money with the eyeballs.

And then there is the matter of the wine.

And then there was this plastic bag that represented my death...

And then turned around and then blew them away on Broadway,

And then watch "Tootsie"?

And then we all had to go!

And then we'll be on our way.

And then we'll play with it.

And then we're doing the "Sex and the City" walking tour.

And then you came in, and I was trapped,

And then you dare to judge us and our life decisions?

And then you'll get your old life back, trust me.

And then, bam! Boobies!

And then... they brought me mine.

And there was nothing gay about the Princeton fight song!